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i need to SELL my UTERUS on EBAY

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listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead

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every time someone doesn't understand my humor a part of my soul dies

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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best part of the internet is the option to not engage. maybe i don’t want to have this convo. goodbye

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Tumblr and AO3: "Hey everyone! We're together now!"

Us: "NOW?? Then WTF was all that shit you've been doing for the past 10 years!?"

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i swear my consequences dont even have actions

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no sex can we go to the library instead

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Conan Gray : *drops a new song*

Fanfic writers :

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the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

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To all characters that live in my head rent free.

Start paying the fucking rent.

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Summer is here !!

You know what that means ?? It's getting hot. For everyone.

So, here is a small reminder for you all :

You have absolutely no right to make comments or ask questions about someone's body, no matter what they are wearing. Also, don't stare.

My lovely fat rolls, beautiful stretch marks, perfectly natural body hair, and badass scars are thanking you.

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always abide by the golden rule of fandom. talk shit in private and ignore things you dont like in public.