#always got suspended

[hauntedfawnn]

𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑. Alternative!BF!Rafe core 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑.

[licorishh]

no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

[sopuu]

top ten creeper trickshots

[spiribia]

sucks that your clothes and blankets can smell good but not everyone will think so due to subjectivity. you would think it was something we all agreed on like that flowers smell good or that rot smells bad but go into a scented candle aisle with your friends and see how swiftly the tolerant left falls apart

[kof1128]

When will I see you again?

[ohello0]

Columbia university fucking up bad rn,,,,arresting all those students AND press AND legal observers only for a new wave of students to immediately take their place.

They’re chanting “you can’t arrest us all!”

Every western academic institution that stayed quiet as israel systematically destroyed every single place of learning in Gaza, from research labs to libraries to universities to UN schools, will be undone by their own inaction

[weneededthat]

My first cosplay at Dragon Con!

[decepti-geek]

for all that I love Ghosts, I've been getting a very different kind of joy out of watching uploads of a very, very similar show on youtube - The Ghosts of Motley Hall.

Like, a setup where the ghosts actually mostly like each other from the off, so that a huge chunk of the dialogue just goes towards establishing more and more of their meandering, idiosyncratic shared history (especially because the budget was clearly about £1.50 so they have to establish most things through dialogue)... that has its own kind of charm.

[yaminerua]

I once read a soulmate AU for a different fandom where the way the connection eventually manifested was that whatever someone wrote or drew on their own skin, it would transfer to their soulmate’s. And I was thinking of the applications of it for Rimster given that time Rimmer resorted to scrawling revision notes on his arms and legs.

Like, Lister’s probably used to occasionally seeing some exam notes and other things pop up on his skin from time to time given how often Rimmer takes exams but usually it’s been within relatively normal boundaries. He’s not gonna judge. He doesn’t know much about the person on the other end of their inked connection but he hopes with all the tests they seem to take that they’re doing well. Sometimes he’ll even scrawl a little ‘good luck!’ on himself as a kind of encouragement to them.

The very first time something like this happens, Rimmer freaks out. Because oh holy smeg he has a soulmate! There’s someone out there for him! A real honest to god person!! Meant for him!! All the years of his brothers teasing him, acting like the universe would just skip bothering to assign him one, are washed away to be replaced by an initially heart-bursting glow of elation, but it’s followed swiftly by a deep-seated dread. Because oh god anything he writes on himself will be seen by this other person. What if he smegs the whole thing up!? He’s already caught their attention with his revision scrawlings, he’s going to have to tone it down to something that won’t be off-putting…

Fast forward and Lister has joined the Red Dwarf crew and it’s like any other day. He’s left his annoying bunkmate to stew in pre-exam nerves and he’s out and about on the ship, maybe trying to flirt with some of the lady officers when suddenly he notices his hand rapidly becoming covered in words, scrawled in a panicked frenzy, first across his palm, then the back of his hand and down onto the forearm. And yeah, sure, this has happened before, it’s no big deal. Except this is the most chaotic it’s ever been, especially since it’s now trailing right up his arm and if he doesn’t get out of public view people are going to notice.

So he runs back to the bunk room, hoping to grab a jacket or something to cover it up but he freezes as soon as he’s half-pulled it on because he spots Rimmer. Smeghead Supreme, Arnold Judas Rimmer, sitting with a textbook on his lap and his shirt sleeve rolled up, utterly engrossed in his pre-exam stress-induced frenzy of copying as much of the text from the book onto his own skin as possible.

The realisation hits like a truck and Lister cannot believe it. He refuses to. It’s gotta be a coincidence. Rimmer wouldn’t be the only person in the universe cramming for an exam, surely! Just because he is doesn’t mean what he’s writing is the same as what’s still being hurriedly scrawled up the inside of his left arm. The universe wouldn’t play that cruel a trick on him! Surely!

Rimmer hasn’t even noticed him come in and he’s muttering out loud each word as he copies it out from the book and Lister can only watch in horror as he sees the exact same words blossom across his own skin and oh this CANNOT be happening!!

So now you have Lister knowing that the universe has somehow, bizarrely, chosen to pair him up with Rimmer, and Rimmer blissfully unaware of the fact that the soulmate he’s yearned for his whole life is the lazy gimboid who just interrupted his revision by tossing an unwashed shirt at his head.

[archivedjuice]

im usually very adverse to watching films past 2010 but there's something really special about 2013 and 2017

[kyouka-supremacy]

Btw today is a month since this blog was shadowbanned 🥳🥳

[gemkun]

anonymous said : Veritas, have you begun to… catch feelings for Mr. Aventurine? It’s highly inadvisable. You have a career, a bright future, that… manipulative little pest will siphon everything he can get out of you and discard you once you no longer suit his fancy. His sort only know how to parasitically leech off of others. Do not trust him. Shut your feelings off if you must, but do not open your heart to him. He’s only out for himself, you know that.

      ⸻       how   this   message   has   come   across   unpermitted   ,   waltzing   past   the   watchful   gaze   of   his   ever   —   vigilant   assistant   ,   is   beyond   him.   though   ,   upon   inspecting   its   contents   ,   he   is   somewhat   grateful   that   none   had   pried   prior.   still   ,   this   charade   is   one   to   investigate   —   particularly   should   it   pertain   to   the   integrity   of   his   security   system.

  plucking   a   quill   that   rests   in   its   pot   ,   he   attends   to   his   sender   ,   and   begins   to   address   the   raised   matter.

  ❛   your   concerns   are   heard   ,   though   i   must   stress   ,   they   are   unwarranted   and   pointless.   i   am   painstakingly   aware   of   his   nature   ,   he   proclaims   it   often   and   wears   it   proudly   like   a   badge   of   honour.   sometimes   i   believe   he   makes   it   his   mission   to   remind   those   around   him   as   he   sees   fit.

  however   ,   i   must   posit   a   question   to   you   ,   dear   sender   —   who   are   you   to   command   i   act   a   certain   way   based   on   groundless   allegations   ?   if   you   are   so   bold   to   encroach   and   warn   on   my   personal   matters   ,   then   you   should   see   no   issue   in   revealing   your   identity.

  until   the   appropriate   evidence   has   found   itself   on   my   table   ,   i   will   not   dignify   you   with   a   response.   ❜

  and   he   closes   his   correspondence   ,   inscribing   impeccable   lettering   on   the   page   ,   glistening   in   ebony.

  catch   feelings   for   that   stoneheart   ?   he   scoffs.

[mylifeisruined69420]

Banger duo him and his reaper throw Uldren in Aberration hell love it there

Jolyon look at that funny little blue area oh nevermind that blue area look at that red one we should totally go down there we should swim in that pink water over there

And then he vomits his lungs out and dies before he can reach the water that wouldve also lead to a very horrible death

Uldren just belongs there aberration is his home he can have a little base on those cliff platforms he can just glide around the map with his rock drake and hed have an army of ravagers for absolutely no reason i know you cant tame nameless but hes got one and its just the leader of the army he gets all of his shoulder pets killed because yeah i dont really have a reason for that either it just happens

He spawned in and the first thing he did is wrestle a sheep and mount it like a horse

I already mentioned Jolyon so Jolyons here now too hes his tribemate hed just be like wtf is this guy doing while Uldrens off doing whatever and Jolyons just tryna make them weapons and clothes and stuff then Uldren leads a spino or something over to Jolyon and they both die for the 100th time until they finally actually manage to get shit done and they finally come to have that cliff base and everything

About the shoulder pets theyre all Jolyons shoulder pets he has a lot of them he really loves them and hes all happy. Up until you find out your tribemate got half of them killed and now hes suddenly pregnant with a reaper and Jolyon is like "your what." And hes freaking out and absolutely horrified as is Uldren and they just try to figure shit out then like timeskip one day Jolyon just hears the most painful disgusting gut wrenching scream hes ever heard come from Uldren and then he rushes over to him and Uldrens stomach is just ripped open blood spilling all over the place while this little alien abomination crawls out of him and starts running all over the fucking place and then it charges Jolyon and starts eating his face or something. After all of that Jolyons just like fuck this shit I cant do this anymore and Uldrens just out here struggling to care for this abomination of a child he has but he pulls through hes a little traumatized but he cares about his kid and when he grows up they go on little adventures Jolyon just absolutely wants nothing to do with the reaper tho he got ptsd from seeing all that even tho Uldren is literally the one that birthed it

Dragging Jolyon over to the surface and they both get burned alive the moment they step on it

Uldren and Jolyon have both spent days making a trap and a ballista turret and they knock out tame a karkinos and once its up he convinces Jolyon to mount it with him and then Uldren just fucking murders anything thats near the river just pouding the poor dino on the ground and Jolyon looks heavily concerned about Uldren the whole time he doesnt say anything tho

they can chill and hang out at their base just sitting on a balcony enjoying the view id imagine their base is somewhere where the blue zone is visible because that area is so pretty and yeah they just hang out and sit down and take in the view maybe Jolyons crafting something and Uldrens just talking with him and its peaceful as hell they also prolly hang around those massive trees in the blue zone that just like pop out of the ceiling and into the ground they hang out at the top of em they set up camp start a fire they sit down cook some meat while they lean back onto their rock drake Jolyon could decide to bring his bulbdog and you know lil guys hungry and goes over and eats the hell out of Uldrens meat skewer

[classictetris]

i miss being on tumblr why don't i go here anymore

[xxjeffthekillerxx]

HC that zane used to drink his coffee black in highschool and college but started adding sugar n shit as he stopped trying to be as edgy as possible

[bibiana112]

The turtle shaped chocolate is 100% a brazilian thing right you guys don't have any of those?