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venus-is-thinking · 3 months ago

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DRDT Chapter 2 Episode 12: Initial Thoughts

Hello everyone! I thought it'd be fun to do a post going over some of my first thoughts from the episode after each release. "Initial" is a bit of a stretch, considering I did watch it a second time while making this post, but it's more "initial" in the context of being before the next episode drops. It's sort of like my "initial thoughts" of the Milgram MVs, which are actually the result of, like, 3 hours of obsessing and research, lol.

(By the way, @accirax and I watched the episode together, so apologies if her initial thoughts end up being, like, the same as mine.)

SPOILER WARNING FOR DRDT CH 2 EP 12!

T/W: Body image issues/body dysmorphia, murder, suicide

The Reactions

Confirmation of what I think most of us already suspected! I do think it's a little weird that Nico didn't bring up their testimony about all of the fish being there at the last time they fed the fish. That probably means it's being saved for later in the Trial, I guess?

It's okay Teruko, I saw literally no one in the entire fanbase figure this one out either!

Why is everyone so mean to her though. Everyone here has been an idiot in the Trials at LEAST once

God I missed David

This was so funny. Get his ass.

(In all seriousness, though, I do wonder if we're going to come back to what J said. I don't currently (?) think Arei was drenched, unless the real purpose of the water WAS just to confuse the time of death, so if the water didn't connect with her enough to cool her down, it might be weird that the body isn't warm after all.)

This took me out. Who let you say that. What.

Okay, but Ace, outside of a killing game... why. Like, literally why would a plastic surgeon need to know how to do an autopsy. King.

Like Felicity...? /hj

All in all, though, this was a really interesting character moment for Arturo! And god, the fact that he started learning medical knowledge and spedrun plastic surgery specifically since age 12 HAS to mean something. My vague theories of Felicity having struggles with body image/dysmorphia (Arturo's section of this post) are... maybe real???

Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if Arturo is going to go farther in this game. I don't expect him to survive or anything, but I could see it taking him a surprisingly long time to die. He feels like he's got too much lore to unpack to die, like, next chapter. Unless he gets HELLA focused next chapter, which is definitely possible.

This is so silly. I love them.

(Note: I'm not a Whit mastermind truther, but if I were, I would point out that MonoTV sort of covering up a rules violation for Whit could be relevant. I'm not a Whit mastermind truther though, so I think this is just a very silly joke a la "no wifi! why live :(" )

Well you see Eden, the killer would have actually had all night to prepare. If, say, they mentioned that they could dial in and focus on their work for like 14 hours straight, they could have gotten a lot done before 7:30 AM!

I'll talk about this more later, but the fact that J, David, Veronika, Hu and Nico seemingly have alibis that actually matter is so iconic. I can't believe that many theories died that quick. I'll talk about that more in my theories section, though!

It's been said before, but. Funniest fucking reaction to being declared innocent of murder.

"David still has a family history of depression even if that isn't his secret" nation where you at?

This one made me laugh out loud. Who does it like him

How truthful do we think David is in this next section? I refuse to believe it's 100% a lie, just because he's cooking SO hard on SOMETHING, but I could also believe David thinks he's lying to an extent. I could definitely see a "the best lies are based on the truth" kind of thing?

Also, damn. Xanvid really is real. LGI got me to believe it but WOW David's just being gay on main now

This was a really good, succinct way to have Teruko show her opposition to David's ideas. Even if it is to end the killing game or do something "good' or whatever, Teruko is still hurt and betrayed by what Xander did. Xander tried to kill her, and presumably would have tried to kill everyone else. David is now doing the same thing.

It's going to be really interesting if, whether genuine or not, David is kinda taking on Xander's position. That's going to give Teruko a reason to (outwardly) hate him even more. I'm really looking forward to learning more about how both Teruko and David view Xander.

Also, it's so fucking funny that Teruko and David are literally fighting over Xander. Like, valid, but. Guys.

(Also, David soooo knows Teruko's secret is the killing game is all your fault. Idk if he specifically knows that Xander's plan was to kill Teruko no matter what, but he's definitely caught on to some extent.)

This was crazy. Is Xander famous? Why would everyone recognize him? Like, did David just take particular notice of Xander because he's a simp, or is there something else going on?

Notably, it's also extremely interesting that David says "Even if you all lost a year of memories for this killing game." It almost implies that David didn't? What do you know???

Also, if David DOES have weird memories about this that no one else does, it's a really interesting comparison to Teruko remembering the existence of a killing game in the area investigation when she was talking to Veronika. Are these two getting special memory privileges because they're important? Or does everyone have some kind of memory that they all should have, but only one person knows each thing?

At first I was confused when David said this, because I really don't know how dear anyone in DRDT's life to him was other than Xander. But then I realized, if David is talking about killing 15 others and yourself, he's definitely still talking about Xander's mindset. Xander had something worth the lives of 16 people that he was trying to do.

I don't know how much David cares about ending the killing game. I wonder if "belief in Xander" is the thing he's willing to kill 13 people plus himself for?

I'm starting to get REALLY curious what J's deal is. Between this and her voiced line earlier in the trial saying something along the lines of "it's like you all still haven't grasped just how serious murder is," she definitely seems to have strong opinions on specifically the morality of killing other people. WHY is she being singled out with these beliefs, what does it say about her, and where is her character headed?

(If she is the mastermind, does this couple with the "all murderers must be held accountable" rule?)

"Any answer" is so funny. I think she's looking for the truthful answer, David. This is why no one believes you when you say anything ever /aff

Notably, this is VERY similar to the plan Eden came up with that Veronika described: using the fact that TV shows need entertainment to continue to end the killing game. It's the same thing, but with a much more depressed "everyone should just give up" kind of flavor.

The level of similarity does make me think David is probably not being 100% truthful, and that he just repurposed Eden's escape plan to be something sort of similar to what he was going for.

I do think that he WAS trying to defeat the killing game by killing people through the class trial. I just think that, between Xander's actions and the motive secret he received, he was trying to kill Teruko specifically. Yet another way that David's unhinged behavior ties into the Chapter 2 secrets.

*Hu hopeless child looms in the distance*

I'm so glad that Hu gets to pop off though. She really hasn't gotten, like, any content in the series so far. Here's hoping this is kicking off her getting a bunch of time to shine!

Interesting that they had both Ace and Hu cut Nico off in this interaction. The staging definitely implies that they're trying to show that while Ace is wrong for talking over Nico and not letting them say anything, Hu is also wrong to an extent for not letting Nico defend themself and running to their rescue all the time.

I am begging you. Please discuss the murder method. I didn't realize until my rewatch of the trial that they have actually literally not talked about the murder method at ALL except for telling David that he doesn't know shit about it.

HUH?????????????

Theory Update/Analysis

Well, I'm gonna start this off by saying that I'm still pretty locked into Eden being the killer. We still need to address the tape, and I personally still found her to be decently shifty now behavior wise (she seemed nervous when we turned back to solving the trial, and she says something about "it's too hard to narrow down the killer :/" when people were talking about morning alibis). I just think it makes the most sense.

While obviously my logic for why Levi would be the accomplice has to be at least somewhat flawed, given Levi's surprise confession (!!!), I still think it's possible that Levi is the accomplice here. He could be doing this to further confuse/complicate the state of things (hence why he calls it leading people astray), and it's possible he's not being 100% honest here.

Something that Levi could be doing here is taking control of the situation and spinning the truth in his favor. Hu mentioned earlier (e11, I think?) that the secrets are phrased dramatically. Similarly, Levi may be trying to offer an explanation for his secret that might be more tame, but still believable.

For example, if Levi says that he killed one of his parents because of the circumstances he grew up in, but it turned out that his parents were extremely abusive to him in some way (cough cough Amane Momose), wouldn't people be more willing to forgive the fact that he's a "murderer"? There are different levels to the culpability of murders.

So, it's definitely possible this is still an attempt by Levi to conceal the truth of his secret. It's true that, right now, no one's really trying to match all of the remaining secrets up with the remaining secret holders in-universe, but the entire fanbase pretty much slam dunked this one. Once the content of the secrets was revealed, it wasn't too difficult to track the origin of this secret to Levi. Levi might know that, and might be trying to spin it in a positive way while he can get everyone's attention and tell everyone the same narrative here in the class trial.

I don't think any Levi accomplice or killer truthers have to fully give up on the idea, or at least not until we see what Levi actually says after this. It's a WILD topic to reveal we're going to talk about, but we haven't actually talked about it yet. If we were told "we get David's motivations for trying to throw the trial," I doubt literally any of us would have locked in the prediction of "David is trying to follow in Xander's footsteps by killing everyone via the trial because he kind of remembers Xander." So, until next week, I'm keeping an open mind!

This was insane. I can't believe we actually got a new episode, and that we're gonna KEEP getting new episodes until the chapter finishes. What the fuck!!!

#drdt #drdt spoilers #david chiem #teruko tawaki #levi fontana #eden tobisa #arturo giles #imo those are the people i talked about enough to warrant tags #hu you're on thin ice #i forget how i do tags #anyways send help i have 25 screenshots in this post and 10 of them are of david chiem #he's not even my favorite character!!!#...i think!!!

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a-student-out-of-time · 4 months ago

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The Imposters

(Part 1)

We can confirm definitively that Misako-san has indeed given birth before. And we can also confirm that, indeed, the person whom we met was her daughter. Kana-chan had AB blood, while Misako-san has AB.

Please, now that we know she was my daughter, is there anything else you can confirm about us?

Misako-san...I'm very sorry...but you need to see this. It's...well...

*Harumi hands her the photo from Hiroshima*

...Ko...Kotetsu....Kana....a-and....that's....I recognize that face.

It's...It's me! But then, why do I look like this...?

...Okay, I see why you were all confused now. That girl is a dead ringer for Kana! But...how?!

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Remember when I said I'd affected four currently living people? Well, that much was true.

Buuut, the total number was actually five.

What...What did you do?!

Well, to put my plan in motion, I had to...recruit some actors.

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Their real names are Eimi Misako and Eimi Kana, and we also found the remains of an adult man in a public park. They're a solid match for Eimi Kotetsu, the last member of this family.

They went missing about 8-10 months ago, which matches up with the time frame the real Ise Kana has been out of the country.

Shirogane had been planning the long con for this one. She hit the area they were living with her algae, and completely manufactured new identities for them.

And for extra credibility, she tied those fake memories with ones she made up for me and Tenmei.

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You'd be amazed how much shit is available about celebrities when you go searching! I had everything I needed to create a perfect facsimile of Ise Kana! One so good that nobody on the island even realized!

But I needed someone who had a decent resemblance to her, since I'm not a plastic surgeon. Turns out I got pretty lucky and found someone who was nearly identical.

But of course, her backstory needed a little spicing up here and there.

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Seiyuus like Ise Kana are basically idols. There's no way someone like her would've been living in poverty or had any reason to go to that stupid island.

Which has to mean Shirogane was in on all that too, right?!

But...But Kana and I took a DNA test! It proved we're half-siblings!

I don't mean to scare you, but if she didn't just fake all those tests on the island...then she may have copied your family's DNA and fed into her bone marrow. It would've made her a chimera, but good enough to fool us enough not to look too much deeper.

And guess what? Now that I had time to sit down and check, the only copies of your DNA I could find were in her blood. Everything else matches Misako-san's DNA, and I'm willing to bet any DNA I can pull out of Kotetsu-san's bones will be the other half.

But...But why? Why do all this?! How could I have...u-unless...

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What the hell else did you do to them?!

Well, in addition to some new memories for her parents and some new identities for our actresses, I had to give Chiaki-chan a little...nudge. A mild adjustment, one that nobody would've noticed.

All she really needed was some...motivation, I suppose you could call it?

It's so easy to love and hate your parents at the same time, isn't it?

And suddenly, boom! She has a beloved long-lost sister she can bond with! Someone with her own tragic past, someone who needs to rescued and who she can forge a lifelong bond with...only to be cut down in her prime!

Storm was a perfect patsy, wasn't he? You were all so fixated on him, you never thought too hard about the inconsistencies in all this until you had to.

#danganronpa #nwpm #neo world program monitor #super danganronpa 2 #sdr2 #drbb #danganronpa blowback #hajime hinata #tsumugi shirogane #chiaki nanami #misako rokuhana #tomoe kimura #estu deguchi #kyoji nakamura #harumi nanami #a student out of time #DR #Dianthus Memory arc

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probably-dissociating-again · 3 months ago

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Phallojourney Part 3

Hi everyone! I had my consult with the plastic surgeon, my urologist, and a licensed social worker yesterday. We went over some of the next steps, they took some measurements of my forearm, and talked about what I need to do to prepare.

One of the unfortunate things is that they’re going to have to use my left arm for the skin graft, which means I’ll be losing the tattoos on that arm. They’ll be internal so the phallus won’t be tattooed. They want me to do electrolysis and check back in 3 months to see if the skin is ready. I’ve heard that it’s not comfortable, but about on par with pinching or getting a tattoo.

Another step for me is losing weight. I don’t appear to be very overweight, but because I’m short my BMI is more heavily affected. I’m currently 214 lbs and will be aiming for around 190 lbs before the surgery. I don’t want to take weight loss drugs, so I’m going to be increasing my normal activity and working on eating out less. Depending on your BMI, this may be a requirement for surgery if you go through the same process. People with a higher BMI are more at risk for complications or problems healing, so someone surgeons have restrictions in place.

Another thing I’ll need to do is getting my letters for insurance. I’m currently seeing a psychiatrist, so I’ll be asking her for a letter. The social worker at my appointment will also set up an appointment with me and will write me a second letter. Some insurance companies are more strict about how many letters are needed, so definitely talk with your insurance to see what is required. The surgeon is also asking that I get established with a new therapist since I’m currently not seeing one.

They also gave me some information about what I can expect from the surgery and recovery. The actual procedure will take all day and then I’ll spend around 5-7 days in the hospital. I’m also being advised to take around a month off work, even though I work from home at a computer. If you’re in a more active job, you’ll likely need to take longer. I’ll have 2 catheters alongside drains, so they recommend having someone at home to help you with taking care of it.

Last for this update, we also discussed the additional features of the surgery. I decided that I did not want to do the scrotoplasty and I want the vaginectomy. This means that they will remove any vaginal tissue and sew it closed. They will not be creating a scrotum. I also made the decision that, in terms of appearance, I would prefer a circumcised look. I am also not pursuing an erectile implant, but I will be doing urethral lengthening to be able to urinate through the new phallus. All of these are options that you can choose to customize your new phallus, but are not required. Any additional surgery, such as creating the circumcised appearance, will take place a few months after the creation of the phallus after it has healed enough.

Thank you for joining me on this journey and I’ll see you all with the next update!

#Phallojourney #phallo #phalloplasty #transgender #bottom surgery #ftm #trans #transmasc #trans man

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xmicrophonyx · 1 year ago

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A little theory relating to the secrets

So I was rereading the recent QnA the DRDTDev did, as one does, when I noticed something interesting.

Arturo and Hu both list the same color with the same reasoning when asked for their favorite/least favorite color. Arturo’s is his favorite while Hu’s is her least favorite.

Now, I’m kind of an idiot and I didn’t know what sterile meant, so I looked up the definition and

I don’t think the first definition is being used in this case, as anything relating to reproduction was never hinted at or mentioned by Arturo or Hu. So we’re going to be looking at the second definition.

“Free from bacteria or other living microorganisms; totally clean”.

This makes sense with Arturo. He is a plastic surgeon and has been shown to care a lot about cleanliness

It can be assumed that sterile is being used in the context of medical vicinities. Now, why would Hu dislike that? Well, I bring you this secret:

Many people believe that this is Hu’s secret. The phrase “Dying once wasn’t enough” seems weird. How does one die while being alive presently? By being resuscitated in a hospital, of course!

Dying and then being revived has got to be a traumatic experience, so it would make sense why Hu would associate colors in a hospital with bad feelings. The secret also says that the person has attempted suicide three times, so maybe Hu either voluntarily or was involuntarily admitted to a psychiatric hospital. I’m not a medical professional nor have I ever been to a psychiatric hospital, but I would assume that at least some rooms in a psychiatric hospital would consist of blueish whites and similar colors.

To conclude, I think that a silly QnA about characters’ favorite colors might actually be evidence that the “Hopeless Child” secret is Hu Jing’s.

#back at it again with my observations #danganronpa despair time #hu jing #arturo giles #micro posts

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cynicalone94 · 7 months ago

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Worth It

While repairing a damaged teddy bear, Will helps his niece sort through a question as old as time. Why exactly are little brothers so annoying?

Hailey opens the door to her smirking brother-in-law.

“I wasn’t aware that stuffed animal repair called for a plastic surgeon.” he says, stepping inside and pulling off his coat. “And I know for a fact that your husband knows how to sew.”

“I wouldn’t have asked you to make the drive out if this was just about Mr. Paddington.” Hailey says, rolling her eyes. “But we thought Emmy might benefit from a more sympathetic listening ear.”

Will’s smirk fades as his eyebrow comes up in confusion.

“One familiar with how frustrating an annoying little brother can be.” Hailey continues.

“His words.” she adds when Will chuckles. “Not mine.”

“Where’s my patient?” he asks. “And my scrub nurse?”

Hailey points to the kitchen table where a teddy bear, one arm torn off along with half it’s side is lying.

“Emmy is playing in her room.” she offers.

He heads off down the hall. A tap on the door is returned with an annoyed ‘what’ and he shakes his head.

She may be in need of her uncle but his niece is her father’s daughter.

“Hey Punkin.” he calls back. “Gonna come say hi to your poor old uncle?”

The door opens to a sullen looking six year old though she does manage a small smile when she sees him.

“Hi, Uncle Will.”

“Hey.” he greets. “I’ve been summoned to surgery, wondering if you might like to scrub in.”

“Mr. Paddington is a stuffed animal.” she grumbles.

And Will didn’t know that something like an eye roll could be genetic until his little brother became a dad but it definitely is.

“So is that a no?” he presses, making a funny face that makes her giggle and shake her head.

By the time they get back to the kitchen, Hailey has set out a sewing kit and disappeared somewhere upstairs.

Will sits down, Emmy crawling up onto his lap and taking up her position as the keeper of the scissors.

Will works in silence, knowing that Emmy will talk when she’s ready, yet another trait she’s inherited from her father.

“Carter wouldn’t give him back.” she says quietly after several minutes. “He’s always stealing my stuff.”

“Little brothers are twerps like that.” Will agrees.

“Dad is super cool.” Emmy protests.

“Sure.” Will agrees. “Now that I don’t regularly catch him with my GI Joe in his mouth.”

Emmy frowns up at him, clipping a loose thread when he nods to it.

“Look.” he sighs. “Carter is two. And two year olds do a lot of annoying stuff. You aren’t the only one he’s driving up the wall right now but he’s just trying to understand this new world the only way that he knows how. And that will get better with time.”

Emmy huffs a little and Will chuckles.

“Sadly, little brother disease is forever.” he continues. “And according to my mom, it’s because they look up to us. They wanna be like us, do the things that we’re doing. But it doesn’t mean it isn’t a little frustrating sometimes.”

“Do they ever stop?” she asks, clipping another loose thread.

“They get better.” he tells her. “I won’t lie, there are still times when your dad makes me a little insane and I’m sure if you asked he’d tell you I do the same. But he’s also my best friend. “

He ties off his last stitch, watching her clip the last thread and then putting everything back into the kit and handing her the bear.

“It’s worth it?” she asks quietly.

Will hears the door slide open, well aware that he has an audience as he answers his niece’s question.

“Yeah.” he says, glancing up and meeting his little brother’s gaze. “No matter how crazy they make you, those darn little brothers are worth it.”

#chicago pd #jay halstead #not a whump fic #fluffy #too fluffy #gotta call my dentist now #who am I?

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sleepyblr-heart · 2 years ago

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hi its time for me to go insane again <3 this one is extra long so if you care about what's happening on @original-character-championship click the read more for my silly words!!

ok so. picking up from last time. Yellow tells Present he accidentally made her a demi-god. they have a mini training montage. (she does not learn much. he is the god of stupidity so this is to be expected). after that. he drops her off. on T island. not at home. where she was before. but T island

Pres does NOT want to be here, and realizes "hey. i can get revived at blood moon films. the place i got revived at last time. hm."and decides being dead for a bit is better than being back on this fucking island (but Alone this time). Before she's revived she stays at her limbo for a bit (i will prolly show off what it looks like later).

soon, she gets revived by Depressed Glass (they/them), who is Snowglobe's childhood friend and a body snatcher! They take Present to Red Circle (they/them), one of Baton's friends and the person that helped revive her last time. Red circle says that Baton is safe, at their house, and misses her so very very much. They decide to go visit Baton and Black Square (he/him) (red circle's boyfriend) during RC's break.

Present decides to drop that she's kind of god and the world is ending in like the worst way possible (this will be an important tool that'll help us later!). Also Baton maybe gets a lil bit cursed on accident by her adopted kid that kidnapped him (Hattish (any pronouns)). But it's finneee.

Anyways, Present gets taken to the 4th Wall for a bit because of God Shenanigans, and before she goes back Present and one of the gods, Purple, have a nice chat! They even start teaching her how to do (minor) shapeshifting! All she can do at the moment is change her ribbon color, but she gets better at it eventually!

She goes back to RC and BS's house, and everything is swell for a bit. She misses Snowglobe, and is a bit worried for her and Baton, but other than that everything is fine!

After a few days, Present is taking a nice nap on the couch, Baton just sitting on the floor in front of a very nice bookshelf, just waking up from her own nap. And oh ok. The Bookshelf fell on top of her. Dear god.

Luckily, her plastic is strong enough that she Doesn't die, but she is bleeding a lot, he cant move, and Present is freaking out so much, especially since BS and RC are at work at the time. Luckily, two gods (Red and Yellow) decide to help get Baton to the hospital. Yellow helps with the surgery (Because he is Definitely a surgeon and did not fake any documents). And oh hey, look who's in the same hospital room! It's depressed glass! wonder why they're here.

anyways! Thanks to more God Shenanigans Snowglobe is brought to the 4th wall, along with Present so they can meet. Present catches her up on everything and they both realize. Hey. These god guys. Kinda Suck. They haven't told her much of anything, not about her powers or what she needs to do to save the world. She has a bit of a breakdown about the whole situation, since she doesn't. Want any of this, and Snowglobe tries to help comfort her.

They are brought back to the hospital room and Snowglobe and Depressed Glass have a chat about how they Definitely tried to avenge her death by murdering Red Circle and also took over two innocent people's bodies. Luckily, DG Realized that "hey, this is a bad idea. and totally not what she would want. also she's alive again so. maybe. i should give up on this." Plus, they already had their shit rocked by one of the people they possessed (oh hey that's why they're in the hospital!) so everyone decides that was stupid, and as long as they work to be better. and try to apologize to the people they hurt. they're fine.

anyways! more god shenanigans. this time they accidentally swapped a few peoples bodies. Luckily, we only need to worry about a few! Present and Snowglobe swapped bodies, and Baton and Red Circle also swapped. And oh hey. the God Shenanigans are now Everyone shenanigans. Turns out, the gods really hate this One Really Old Man named Angelsea(he/him). And they want everyone in this room to help murder him (besides red because they were. not in the plan.)

The first part of the plan is to get this random guy no one here besides Depressed Glass could know, Toothbrush (he/they). They're here because they work security at Blood Moon Films, and he could deal with the security cameras in the hospital!

They do not want to help with a murder plan. But they really need the help, so... Red convinces Present, in snowglobes body, to take over Toothbrushes body. She really only agrees to do it cause... Why should she not? She's supposed to help them, and maybe helping them kill this man she doesn't know will help save the world! (plus, she doesn't want to disappoint them)

So, Present takes over Toothbrush's body, and the murder plan goes. About as well as you would expect. Present and Toothbrush do their part well, at least. And once Angelsea is dead, Present separates from Toothbrush, killing them both (for now)

Present is revived by Baton (in red circle's body). Baton had visited Red circle in their body and they told her about the... whole murder plan thing. And is... A bit disappointed. Not for the murder (well i mean. yes the murder but that's not it), but the fact she just... Went along with what the god had asked of her. It's not like SHE wanted to do it, in the first place. Baton talks to her a bit, and tell her that she shouldn't do things just because these LOSERS told her to. And that maybe. She should quit.

She says she'll talk to the gods about it (she never does) and they head back to RC's home. Present realizes Snowglobe went missing after the murder plan, and no matter where she and baton look they can't find her. It's probably fine.

anyways present and snow globe got kidnapped by the older gods (Plants and Bookmark (they/them for both)) to fix the fact they were body swapped. Unfortunately bookmark is a lil stupid and fucked up present's wrapping paper so they replaced it themselves.

anyways the older gods dropped them off in an alleyway. but at least they were in the correct bodies (🎉🎉🎉)

anyways. remember how present told baton that she was a demi-god? yeah uh. She Wasn't supposed to do that. Purple and Red told the two that. Because Purple accidentally told baton their Real names when trying to help return her to the correct body, and present told him about the god thing, Yellow decided that he knew Too Much and her memories had to be erased.

Yellow, however, is still god of stupidity. He meant to just get rid of any memories related to the gods, but instead got rid of any memories related to magic at all. Luckily, any memories not directly related to gods were not Completely removed, they were so blurry that is was difficult to remember any details about it. Oh btw she had been surrounded by magic for the 6 years that this story had taken place over.

Purple and red help them back to RC's house, where baton is (no, she was Not properly released from the hospital but. it's fineee) and they all have a nice reunion where baton almost immediately thinks she cheated on her girlfriend with Red Circle because of a fake news article that she had read.

Anyways, some less important things happen. snowglobe gets fed a person thinking it's koolaid. that person might've been a potion. that potion might've been a love amplification potion. you know. normal things.

anyways snowglobe decides to tell present and baton that she developed feelings for them both (being small crushes amplified by the "koolaid"). turns out, present and baton also had feelings (ones they had talked about together before hand) for snowglobe. so they say "fuck it. lets date." and bam. bitches acquired.

and that's the end for. todays insanity. ill see you next time. because there's still more to cover. (there's. so much to cover. i might save some for next round if she wins. so vote for her if you wanna hear more of her story!)

#heart art!#heart beats!#long post #present!#theres a lotta stuff i cant properly explain related to what the gods do #mainly because i dont remember it #but also because. a lot of stuff happens. that doesn't carry too much weight. atleast not toward present's story #so when i say god shenanigans. just assume they are dicking around with some other mortal's life. and dont worry about it #unless i go into detail about it. then it matters #anyways! i love going insane #vote for my girl please <3 #cause she is silly

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Liposuction Surgery in Delhi: Your Guide to Contouring and Costs

Liposuction is the popular cosmetic beauty treatment that helps people eliminate their unwanted fat from various areas of their body. Liposuction is slowly becoming a trend in Delhi, India especially in the capital city due to its affordability, availability, and quality medical services. This article will review the procedure, advantages as well as the liposuction prices in Delhi so you are assured with all the relevant information even before making the decision.

What is Liposuction?

Liposuction is the surgery of removing out deposits of fat which are excessively developed on certain regions of the body such as the stomach, thighs, arms, chin, back, and so on. This is the best solution for those who have specific fat areas that do not yield to dieting nor physical exercise. Liposuction activities presents a treatment which concedes most parts of the body out of normal; hence making them better proportioned and lean.

Though it is not meant for losing weight, at the same time it offers phenomenal body sculpting and enhancing the beauty of the body with liposuction in Delhi.

Why Should You Go for Liposuction Surgery in Delhi?

Delhi has got some of the best plastic surgeons and cosmetic surgery clinics available in India. There exists a mix of good professionals, proficient equipment, and reasonable prices, which makes the region attractive to people wishing to get liposuction surgery in Delhi. Some of them perform large abdomen or small arms contouring and other body sculpting surgeries, and the results in the hands of surgeons in Delhi are reported to be stunning.

Popular Areas for Liposuction in Delhi

Some of the more popular parts of the body which the patients request for liposuction in Delhi include:

Abdomen:Targets unwanted fat in the stomach region for an improved appearance.

Thighs:Contours both the inner and outer thighs for enhanced leg definition.

Arms:Removes fat deposits on the upper arms for ease in shaping.

Back:Removes both upper and lower back fat for smoother back contouring.

Chin and Neck:Takes away the excess fat cells from the neck and chin which causes a double chin.

Liposuction Cost in Delhi

Liposuction cost in Delhi remains a major issue for patients who want to undergo this procedure. In various clinics, the cost of the procedure is determined by the following factors:

The Size of the Area Treated: Bigger regions like the tummy or thighs could be more expensive than the chin and the arms which are smaller.

The Surgeon’s Expertise: The experience and reputation of the surgeon could also affect the cost.

Type of Liposuction: More so, different techniques of Liposuction such as oral, laser assisted or ultrasound assisted may all be of varying costs.

Clinic Location and Facilities: It is also possible for the costs and any equipment in the high level clinics or hospitals to be higher than normal.

Considering the above details, average liposuction cost in Delhi ranges between paper; fifty thousands INR to paper; two hundred and fifty thousands INR per session. Depending on the area being targeted and other correlating factors. It is always advisable for an individual to book an appointment with a qualified medical practitioner in order to have a rough idea of how much would be on his or her direction.

The Liposuction Procedure

Having liposuction in Delhi is also an easy and takes a definite number of steps.

Consultation: During the first visit, the surgeon will review your medical history, look at the areas targeted and find out what the cosmetic goals are.

Anesthesia: Depending on the area to be operated on and its seriousness, the surgical procedure is carried out using either local or general anesthesia.

Surgical Liposuction: Affected areas are marked, and small scale cuts are made in this treated area into which cannula is inserted to liquefy and suck the body fat.

Liposuction Recovery: After the procedure, it is likely that you will have some swelling and discomfort. These symptoms usually calm down after some time, usually few weeks. Often, compression garments are prescribed.

Recovery and Results

After undergoing liposuction surgery in Delhi, most patients expect to take about two days to a few weeks off depending on the procedures performed. Those that have undergone this laparoscopy generally do not engage in strenuous activities for a minimum of four to six weeks although most are active going back to their profession after a few days. The final results after surgery can only be achieved after how many months since liposuction procedure is performed due to the healing process of the body and the resolving of the edema.

Benefits of Liposuction in Delhi

Quick Recovery: As technology and the methodologies keeps advancing, patients are able to seek liposuction in Delhi with an adaptable period of healing.

Long Lasting Results: The removed fat cells are no more and therefore one can expect long lasting improvement if the right habit is adhered to after the liposuction.

Increased Self-Confidence: With the slimmer physique after surgery, a person may have a better sense of self as well as self-satisfaction.

Closure

When you decide on liposuction surgery in Delhi, you are making a decision that encompasses the best medical care, cost efficiency, and care after the operation. These clinics have a number of surgeons who are experts in their practice and therefore makes Delhi one of the best places to travel for cosmetic surgery in India as there are a variety of clinics.

Without fail, you have to contact a qualified plastic surgeon and inform them what you want, asking about the cost of liposuction in Delhi and whether you are not ruled out for the procedure. Aside from price, how reasonable they are considering the fact that the end result is a body sculpt which one has always buttered for. If you need reliable information with flexible treatments concerning cosmetic surgery, You can contact Vanya Clinic one of the most trusted in the field.

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newyorkerinsanfran · 10 months ago

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The Skin I Live In - Pedro Almodóvar

I jus re-watched "The Skin I Live In," Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar's 2011 masterpiece starring Antonio Banderas as Robert, a wrathful plastic surgeon with a traumatic past, and Jan Cornet and Elena Anaya as Vicente and Vera, the objects of his vengeance. This is your warning there are spoiler alerts ahead, so please stop reading if you haven't seen the movie, because it's the twist at the film's core that makes it an incredible experience!

The day after seeing the movie again, I can't stop thinking about how six years before the #MeToo movement kicked off, Almodóvar created an incredibly nuanced portrayal of sexual assault that holds a mirror to the viewer when it comes to how we view and interpret rape, and what we consider just punishment for sex crimes.

There are many other core themes and ideas in the film, including bringing to vivid life why living with gender dysphoria is akin to torture, and suggesting that holding on to one's own identity - creating some kind of space where you can stay true to yourself - is the only way to survive.

The Pygmalion, Frankenstein-esque relationship between Robert, the artist-surgeon, and Vicente/Vera, his work of art or monster, depending on your perspective, is also fascinating ... and this movie definitely brought to mind Hitchcock's "Vertigo," which also features a man transforming someone into his idealized dead lover. There are other ways the film feels Hitchcockian, which I won't dive into here. It's also worth noting Frankenstein's monster in the film (Vera) in turn becomes an artist themselves, establishing their own creative power, an act of defiance that seems essential to their survival. This creativity, Almodóvar suggests, is something different than what drives Robert's insane biogenetic and surgical experiment (or is it?).

But on the subject of sexual assault, some thoughts:

It's important that in the film's sequencing, the first rape we see is Vera's. We don't yet know she's actually a man, Vicente. We just know she's a prisoner of Robert's, but we don't know how or why this came to be.

It's in this context that we meet Zeca, the son of Robert's maid, as he gets into the house where Vera is being held, eventually binding and gagging his own mother and then entering Vera's room. Vera says no multiple times as he assaults her, though at the same time she's also clearly trying to use Zeca to negotiate her own escape, suggesting for example they have sex in the garden and not her room. Zeca ultimately rapes her. Vera tells him, "You're hurting me," but he doesn't stop.

This rape feels very "clear cut." Zeca violently assaults Vera (though we do later learn Zeca likely believed he was having sex with his former lover ... that notwithstanding, he ignores Vera's no's and pleas).

Then, just a bit later in the film, we see the second critical rape scene of the movie, and we see it twice, from two distinct perspectives. First Robert's, then Vicente's. This rape is the film's foundational moment which sets everything else in motion, and it involves Robert's troubled daughter Norma.

From Robert's perspective, we see him at a wedding with his daughter. She's recently been released from some kind of psychiatric care. Eventually, she disappears and he goes looking for her.

Robert leaves the party happening indoors and walks outside. It's nighttime on a grand estate. He hears the sounds of people having sex and encounters an orgy happening in the garden. Then, a man on a motorcyle races by him. Robert continues walking and sees a shoe, which he realizes is Norma's. We sense his mounting panic as he finds her other shoe, then her sweater. The audience, not knowing what's happened, is in the same position as Robert: we assume there was some kind of violent struggle between Norma and an assailant, that her shoes and sweater were torn off. Then Robert sees Norma, lying by a tree, dressed and unconscious, possibly even dead. He rushes to her and she wakes up in his arms, screaming, "No!"

Like Robert, we can only imagine a rape has happened and we're primed for this interpretation by the orgy we've seen previously, and the fact that unbeknownst to Robert, a young man had been making eyes with Nora inside the wedding.

Next, we see the scene from that man's perspective, Vicente's. Here Almodóvar troubles our understanding of what's transpired. And crucially, Robert will never learn what we're about to.

As we experience the scene through Vicente's eyes, we see that Norma actually threw her own high heels off, then her sweater. This is the first indication all may not be as it initially seemed.

The rape actually begins with Norma seemingly consenting to Vicente's sexual advances, or at least, not protesting. Vicente kisses Norma after she laughingly falls in his arms. We also know at this point that Vicente is extremely high (Almodóvar makes a point of having Vicente exclaim he's on drugs earlier).

After lying on the ground near a tree and more kissing, when Vicente enters Norma, she says nothing. They exchange light conversation, with him inside her, and Norma seems OK. There's a cut to a musician singing inside the wedding, and when we return to Vicente and Norma on the ground, she now looks terrified. Something has changed and she's clearly not enjoying what's happening, but Vicente isn't even looking at her face and is unaware anything's wrong.

At this point, Norma clearly says, "No," and starts screaming. Vicente puts his hand over Norma's mouth and she bites his hand. He slaps her so hard he renders her unconscious. Vicente pulls out, puts her bra and dress back on, and runs away.

I've noticed that reviews online sometimes characterize Vicente's assault as something other than rape, underscoring the seeming lack of societal consensus around these issues, despite how far we've come in openly discussing sexual assault. But the fact is, a consensual scenario can become a non-consensual one. When Norma clearly says "no" and tries to push Vicente off her, and he doesn't stop, the sex becomes rape. One could even argue that because Vicente never gets Norma's verbal consent to have sex, the entire encounter is suspect, or that Norma isn't even able to give her consent, given the state of her mental health (it's also not clear how old she is). Regardless, when Norma says no, Vicente should stop immediately. But rather than do that, he tries to silence her out of fear of being caught, then hits her. He's guilty of rape and assault.

However, the point of seeing the scene first from Robert's and then Vicente's perspectives seems to be that Robert is missing crucial context. Yes, his daughter was raped, but is Vicente truly a complete monster? Vicente, high and likely drunk, didn't seem to register signs that Norma might not be mentally well. And when she said no and bit his hand, he panicked. He's definitely a rapist, but his actions feel more understandable than those of Zeca's, for example, a violent criminal who is so unhinged he was willing to harm his own mother to get what he wanted. Vicente did something wrong, but does he deserve the punishment that gets meted out to him? (And could anyone ever deserve what ultimately gets done to Vicente?)

When Vera is raped by Zeca, the audience feels sympathy for her. When we see Vicente rape Norma, we don't yet know Vicente IS Vera. Once we learn the rape victim (Vera) is the rapist himself (Vicente), there's enough sympathy for Vera, and enough nuance around what Vicente did, that I don't think anyone would argue she/he deserved to be raped in turn. These are the issues the film raises in a rapid-fire, nuanced way - packaged in a suspense-horror thriller with a good dose of melodrama - that's absolutely fascinating to experience.

On the subject of Robert: he never learns what happened to Norma from Vicente's perspective, so he never gets the context we as the audience have. We also don't know what, if anything, Norma was able to articulate to anyone about what happened to her. Robert's lack of knowledge is clear: when Robert confronts Vicente about raping his daughter, revealing himself to be her father, Vicente says he doesn't actually remember what happened because he was on drugs. So we know Robert doesn't know the full story.

To me, this allows Robert to remain morally ambiguous. From his perspective, his daughter was violently raped and then killed herself. While he could interrogate what he actually knows further, based on the actual evidence he has (which is slim, assuming Norma wasn't able to say much), do we blame him for not doing so? For a father, would knowing that Vicente didn't plan to rape Norma, or that Vicente didn't realize she was mentally unwell, change anything? Would knowing that Norma initially seemed open to Vicente's advances make any difference?

Either way, since Robert doesn't know any of this, and Vicente tragically doesn't either (or decides to lie rather than defend himself), Robert doesn't have all the information at hand. He sadistically tortures Vicente for raping his daughter, and Vicente has to live with the consequences of a rape he might not entirely remember. Neither is a good person, but both are sympathetic at times, though Robert's actions are obviously so extreme that the audience's sympathy tips toward Vicente/Vera.

When Robert sees Vicente/Vera get raped, his sympathy for her is seemingly triggered, and the rape leads him not only to kill Zeca, but to let his guard down completely and succumb to his sexual desire for Vera.

All of this began with Robert's reaction to one rape (Norma's) and his fate is sealed by his reaction to the second rape (Vera's). How does Robert see himself? An avenger of wronged women? A genius? Robert doesn't seem to doubt that Vera could love and desire him ... should we chalk that up to male hubris or has he fully succumbed to madness? Is Vera's rape in some twisted way the final vengeance for Norma's, and therefore Robert can finally let go of his hatred toward Vicente/Vera once he sees her assault and fall for her?

Did I still feel kind of sad for Robert when he dies in the end? Yes. Did I very much want Vera to escape? Yes. And that's the brilliance of this film, not to mention Antonio Banderas's incredible performance. Nothing is at it seems, the main characters' are morally ambiguous, and their actions - no matter how dark and reprehensible - have context. It's a great movie.

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How Much Does A Liposuction Procedure Cost In Orange County?

Body weight issues are an increasing concern for people in the U.S. Bad lifestyle, aging, and even genetics can contribute to the accumulation of stubborn fat deposits that are difficult to get rid of. Most people try dieting or exercise to lose this excess weight, but they are often ineffective. In such cases, corrective measures like liposuction cosmetic surgery can be considered. This is a fat-reduction procedure aimed at improving the body contours. During the initial consultation, the doctor will discuss all the specific aspects of the procedure, including the cost.

Dr. Whitney Florin is the most experienced plastic surgeon in the Orange County and Newport Beach area. She uses the latest technology in her clinic for the procedure. There are many factors that determine the liposuction cost Orange County, such as the following:

Factors That Affect The Cost

The liposuction cost Orange County will not be the same for two patients. This is so because no two conditions are the same, and each patient’s treatment plan will likewise not be the same. The following factors are responsible for determining the total cost of the procedure:

Location of the clinic

The location of the practice will have a huge role to play in the average cost of the liposuction surgery. The cost is heavily reliant on the average cost of living, which changes drastically from one location to another. For example, the cost of a breast lift Newport Beach will be very different from what it is in another location.

Surgeon’s fee

The surgeon’s fee will depend on their qualifications, years of experience, and general reputation in the area. While the cost is an important consideration, the doctor’s credentials must also carry equal weight in the decision-making process. Dr. Florin’s stellar educational qualifications and years of surgical experience make her an excellent choice for patients in Orange County. She is also a member of the American Board of Cosmetic Surgery and the American Board of Facial Cosmetic Surgery, which definitely adds to her credibility.

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Can a Tummy Tuck Give an Hourglass Figure?

Do you work hard to keep your body fit and healthy but still look in the mirror and wonder what happened to your waist? A round and saggy stomach, a lack of waistline after pregnancy, or weight gain can be frustrating for a lot of women. This is one of the main reasons why patients choose to have a tummy tuck. The procedure helps tighten the loose abdominal muscles and eliminate the saggy skin to help one achieve a firmer and flatter stomach. However, many individuals wonder whether a tummy tuck can provide them with an hourglass figure.

To answer the same in this blog, we have drafted this post and taken references from expert plastic surgeons such as Dr. Medha Bhave, who is widely known for performing the best tummy tuck surgery in Thane. The idea is to make this blog enriching and educate readers on whether an hourglass figure can be achieved with tummy tuck surgery. Keep reading for more insights.

Can I Achieve an Hourglass Figure With a Tummy Tuck?

The answer to this is YES. Tummy tuck surgery, when performed by a skilled plastic surgeon, can enhance one’s natural proportions by not only achieving a noticeable "hourglass figure" but also helping the buttocks and breasts appear fuller.

Techniques to accentuate the natural curves

Following are the techniques that can be used to accentuate the natural curves:

1. Sculpting the Surrounding Areas With the Help of Liposuction

A tummy tuck surgery alone will help in eliminating the excess skin; however, to address the fat deposits, especially those on the sides, hips, or back, a liposuction would also be required. A tummy tuck procedure combined with liposuction can selectively remove fat from the lower body, i.e., the hips, thighs, etc. This will effectively enhance the definition of a patient’s waist and help one achieve an hourglass figure.

2. Apply a Suturing Pattern

During a standard tummy tuck, the abdominal muscles get tightened when permanent sutures are placed along the connective tissues. This helps to repair the muscular separation and create a flatter abdominal profile. A plastic surgeon can help the muscles hold a more hourglass shape by adding a layer of sutures lateral to the fascia, across the waist. Without requiring any further procedures, both of these techniques can significantly improve body proportions, not only making the "hourglass" shape more apparent but also making the breasts and buttocks appear slightly fuller.

Note: One must understand that an hourglass-like shape with tummy tuck surgery is easier to achieve for those patients who are near to their ideal body weight.

Who is an Ideal Candidate for Tummy Tuck Surgery?

A tummy tuck is recommended for the following individuals:

1. Individuals With Excess Skin: Tummy tucks are frequently carried out to address drooping or loose skin, which can happen after major weight loss, after pregnancy, or as we age.

2. Have Separated Abdominal Muscles: A tummy tuck can help treat diastasis recti, a condition in which the abdominal muscles separate.

3. Must Be in Good Overall Health: In order to undergo tummy tuck surgery, one should have overall good physical and mental health.

4. Should Have Stable Weight: Before considering a tummy tuck, it's important to be at or near an ideal weight since major fluctuations in weight may affect the outcomes.

5. Do Not Plan for Future Pregnancies: Pregnancy can reverse the effects of a tummy tuck, so it may be best to delay the procedure until one has completed their family.

6. Have Realistic Expectations: Understand that a tummy tuck can improve the appearance of the abdomen, but it may not result in a perfectly flat and toned stomach. One should have realistic expectations about the results.

7. Are Committed to Post-Operative Care: Follow the surgeon's instructions for post-operative care. These include maintaining a healthy lifestyle and diet.

Moreover, one’s suitability for the procedure is determined by consulting a plastic surgeon. They will assess individual circumstances, medical history, and goals to determine if one is a suitable candidate for the procedure.

Wondering How a Tummy Tuck Can Enhance the Curves? Consult a Qualified Surgeon!

As discussed, a tummy tuck surgery can help individuals achieve an hourglass figure. However, the best way to know if a tummy tuck is right for you is to consult a qualified surgeon. One can consult Dr. Medha Bhave, a renowned plastic surgeon, at Laser Cosmesis, which is considered the best plastic surgery clinic in Thane. The expert surgeon has been practicing since 1996 and has vast experience in performing tummy tuck surgeries as well as other plastic surgeries. She will be happy to discuss the concerns and help one understand what results they might expect from a tummy tuck based on their goals and anatomy. One can visit Laser Cosmesis to learn more about tummy tuck surgery in detail.

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Gynecomastia Surgey

A plastic surgeon can create a flatter chest with enhanced pectoral contours by removing breast tissue, fat, and skin from the area - Gynecomastia Surgery. The procedure can be performed on one or both sides of the chest, usually in the same operation. During the fats switch, dr will take excess fats from different areas of your body and use them to reinforce your breasts. The process makes use of a mixture of liposuction methods and fat injections with fat grafting filtering technologies to attain the specified aesthetic end result. Surgeons typically use a combination of liposuction and excision to remove as much of the unwanted tissue and fat as possible. By definition, gynecomastia surgery is used to treat gynecomastia in people assigned male at birth.

There are many males living in the world with gynecomastia a condition where either one or both of the breasts are enlarged. There are a number of different reasons a male can have gynecomastia. Some males can be born with it while others may develop it later on in life once they start to experience puberty. There are treatments for gynecomastia that can be taken into consideration. Here is a look at some gynecomastia Treatments and what all is involved with them - Fat Transfer Procedure.

Our cosmetic surgeons and staff are highly experienced with the management of Gynecomastia. This condition may be embarrassing for men and also lead to mental discomfort. Breast enlargement due to Gynecomastia usually does not respond to exercise. In cases of moderate or severe male breast enlargement, surgery may be the only. While there is no exact cure for gynecomastia with the help of certain medications and some of the above treatments this condition can be helped and one can go on to live a normal, healthy life.

Liposuction is usually recommended to remove fatty tissue which can help to flatten the chest. Liposuction is usually performed through an incision or incisions made on the areola. If the man has very large breasts, the incision will be made outside the areola which can result in larger and more visible scars. During your initial consultation with the plastic surgeon you choose, he or she will examine your chest and recommend a course of action for flattening your chest. Before the surgical procedure, your surgeon will ask you to take steps to ensure that you have a clean bill of health before performing this surgical procedure. For more information, please visit our site https://www.omahaliposuction.com/

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s1rensmind · 1 year ago

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I Do (Short Story)

Daniel has been dreaming of this day ever since he was a child, the flowers, the music, the centerpieces, the perfect woman, and all his loved ones from the past and present reunited under one roof. “Can you please for the love of christ help me move this fucking couch Daniel” screams his very pregnant bride to be from the other room, “I’m coming Beatrice my love, you really shouldn’t be moving furniture in your condition sweetie.” he responds quickly undoing his tie to the wedding tux he has tried on six times since he bought it. Beatrice was Daniel’s high school sweetheart and they have been dating for nine years and got engaged only a year and a half ago because he was waiting for the pants of the relationship to ask and that definitely was not Daniel and Beatrice was waiting for Daniel to regrow his testicles and be a man. Nonetheless these two have been in love for what felt like ever. “I have to get to work dear, if I am late one more time “without an excuse that includes death or me becoming paraplegic I won't have a job to come back to after our honeymoon” in Mr. Ponn’s words.” He says as he quickly rushes through the front door, “also don’t forget I am going to be picking up our guest of honor from the airport after my shift B” he finishes before closing the door. “Of course my mother gets forgotten at the airport for two hours but your high school buddies have you running” she says under her breath before continuing to finnick with the couch.

Daniel’s shift ends and he very excitedly begins his trip to the airport in his used minivan. The anticipation eats at him. He hasn't seen his friends since Audrey’s wedding which was almost a decade ago and it was a blast. They don’t really talk on account of everyone's busy lives so it will be nice to catch up and just hang out like old times back in their hometown of Valentine, Nebraska. He arrives and gets out of the car and leans against it which would probably seem a lot more cool if his car didn't look like he jacked a second generation soccer mom. The first person out was Ethan, he was the shit talker, always had something to say but in a refreshing way this guy protected the rest of the group from any bully that came up. He walked over, “Hey Daniel, how the hell are you? You look like shit. Bring it in” Ethan said before grabbing Daniel into a hug. “I am doing great, I'm getting married and I got a promotion at wrinkles no more so you're looking at an assistant manager” he responds proudly, “No shit they are finally letting you marry your sister? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, she's way too good for you.” He laughs and punches Daniel’s arm. Before Daniel can come up with a comeback the doors open again.

Out comes Henry, now he was the shy one of the group, but that didn’t stop him from being feral with the rest of us but did stop him from touching a boob till he was nine-teen. Following him was Audrey, she was the token tom-boy girl every group needs and she was probably more unfiltered and carefree then any of the others. They both walked out and exchanged pleasantries, well except Ethan he was telling Audrey how nice it must be to have finally grown into her training bras. This led to a clean nut tap from her leaving Ethan grasping his nuts for dear life while still chuckling. Lastly Rick and Roman, identical twins who when they first arrived at school convinced everyone they were the same person, then convinced everyone they were long lost brothers finally brought back together by the system. These two were like tweedle dee and tweedle dumb intelligence wise.

The crew piled into the car and all started with their lovely banter that was quite aggressive from an outside view but to them was just fun. “So Audrey, I know your sugar grandpa of a husband is getting up there. He's free to come to my office and we offer a senior discount.” He bursts out cackling. Henry was an anesthesiologist who worked for Florida's most renowned plastic surgeon. Audrey rebuttals with “You’re not even a doctor you get paid to put people to sleep at best you’re a professional Bill Cosby.” This alone sends everyone into a mocking and hysterical laughter. “It’s nice that beatrice let you borrow your balls for the bachelor party tonight Daniel” said Rick from the backseat, “Thank you very much Rick but we have joint custody of my testicles, y'all are just lucky we picked the same weekend as my visitation” Daniel replied sarcastically.

They arrive back into town and Daniel drops them off at their motel, except Henry whose mother would go absolutely belligerent if he spends even a night he's in town away from her clutches. “Since we are going to Henry’s moms place anyway, should you just drop me off there for her scheduled dick date or should I wait till after the ceremony?” Roman says, looking directly at Henry, who turns around and starts repeatedly punching him. “Out of respect I think you should wait until after our date we planned ours first, or if you're comfortable we could tag team her” Ethan says, “Shut the fuck up Ethan” shouts Henry who has always had a close relationship with his mother. Honestly this was a three hundred pound woman who goes to the doctors religiously to have her skin tags removed so to be quite frank a night with that woman is more punishment than any punch that could be thrown by Henry.

The night of the wedding approaches and everyone heads to the abandoned barn that Beatrice decided would be the perfect venue, which it was once they finished spraying for spiders and rats. Everybody takes their places in the wedding party and the ceremony begins. “Daniel Levsuites, do you take Beatrice Rosendale to be your lawfully wedded bride?” asks Ethan who is playing the part of the officiant because he one time got registered online to be one on a dare. Before Daniel can say “I do” a spider makes his way up his neck and rests on his cheek sending Audrey into a fight or flight and she has always chosen to fight. She steps up to the lovely couple swift and calm like and quickly with straight strength whacks him across the face, “Mazel Tov” she exclaims then returns to her spot.

Everyone laughs even the bride who , being eight months pregnant forgets that holding a tight grip on her pelvic muscles was a necessity so her bladder releases all the sparkling cider she has been holding on too. This causes the crowd to break out into even louder cackling. “I do, I do, I do, I mean shit how could I not” Daniel interrupts through tears of happiness getting the show moving knowing his wife is now soaked in her own pee. Ethan continues “Beatrice Ro-” Beatrice chimes in “At this moment guys I would agree to just about anything that gets me closer to changing, but yes of course I do”. Daniel pulls her into a deep kiss “Does that mean your sister is up for grabs?” Ethan asks loudly, Daniel's sister with a sarcastic smile on her face flips him off from her seat.

At the reception the whole gang gathers at a table and just enjoys each other's company. “You know Daniel if you ever want to get out of this town and stop sucking your boss off for days off my company is hiring, so you could slurp me off for some days off but in a bigger city.” Ethan says, “Fuck it” Daniel responds. “Hey Ethan is your company looking for a new law firm” asks Rick, “we were not really in the market for a new legal team but I was thinking our current one is much too smart, court isn't even a challenge so yeah I think your firm would be the perfect drop down.” Ethan responds, Rick and Roman finish the deal with their signature fist bump. They were all quite excited at the idea of being closer to each other now that they were all working together. “I guess I can convince the old man to move to Massachusetts and be the best dentist there” Audrey says, “She means old man literally” Roman chimes in. They stare at Henry waiting for him to agree on starting a new life with them, “Awe hell fine now put your bedroom eyes away” he says. This was just the beginning of the true reuniting of these friends.

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oakumcrank · 2 years ago

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Greatest Tips To Deciding On A Family members Dental office

As soon as you start developing a loved ones it is important to get started visiting a family dental practitioner as quickly as possible. Everyone will need to have children dentist that they can go to in order to get their the teeth cleaned out at least one time per year. Some dental practitioners serve a specific group of people and may even not agree to households as people. In case your dentist is among one of these dental practitioners or unless you use a loved ones dental professional here is some guidelines to help you choose the right family dental professional for you.

Call around and ask. Some dental professional will not market what groups they cater to so you may want to give them a call and request them the things they are recognizing so you know. Once you have known as every one of the dental surgeons in your town you can begin to narrow down your collection by going by other factors which be a factor inside your determination. For example, for those who have dental insurance so you select a dentist in little falls, then chances are you will not shell out anything at all from pocket for regimen every year cleanings and x-rays and you will pay out minimal sums from the bank account on any methods. If you get to a dentist that is certainly not with your system, you could spend as much for your solutions as other people who do not possess insurance coverage in any way.

Following you need to check on the dentist's hours. At times a dental office which is opened up about the time that you desire them, is available. When you operate each day shift as well as your youngsters is in school, you might want to overlook job and drive them away from school in order to make a dental professional consultation so it is essential to also find what several hours they keep also. Some dentists are even open up on Saturdays at the same time making it even more practical to go to the dentist. Those who always keep time within the evenings and saturdays and sundays might not find it easy to take off if they have a scheduled appointment.

You will want to find out how much dentistry function the dental practitioner can do inside their place of work. Sometimes every time a dental office can be a basic dental professional they will recommend individuals to other dental practitioners who definitely are capable of carry out cosmetic methods. This is often higher priced and consider more hours, specially if you have to generate a lengthy distance to reach them. Its essential that you select a family members dentist that may handle some plastic methods at the same time. For instance, in case you have youngsters, they could need to have braces after they age so make certain that the household dental practitioner which you pick will offer this service in their business office.

Building a connection with your family dental practitioner, has to start at the outset of lifestyle. You should feel comfortable with your loved ones dental practitioner because you will entrust him or her to take care of your youngsters as well as your husband or wife in the foreseeable future. When you find a very good family members dental practitioner which has everything required and desire, it is possible to guarantee that he stays there by publishing an overview about him to permit other individuals understand how he suits your time, allows your insurance policy, and much more. Other households will also be seeking a excellent family members dental practitioner as well as your decision can be what he needs.

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