#also the stethoscope

[akikos-tribble-army]

Mori should have more anatomy models in his office. He's a doctor, where is the random skeleton in the corner? The eye model on the desk? The heart on the shelf? The half open body where the organs always fall out when you look at it? The skull where everyone wants to ask if it is real, bc dude is a mafia boss, you never know?

[kagoutiss]

dreemurr family physician

[tinfoil-jones]

Tate Pines AU: Teach 'Em Young

Stan: I'm really sorry about this Ford, but Tate got into one of your safes.

Ford: I must have accidentally left one open.

Stan: No, you didn't.

Ford: How else would he-.

Stan: He broke into it.

Ford: You're trying to tell me Tatum broke into my maximum security safe that has three contingency locks, two-factor authentication, and a protective charm?

Stan: Yes.

Ford: Stanley, he's 5 years old.

Stan: So? He was only 18 months old the first time he cracked a safe.

[intriga-hounds]

my brother’s gf is a doctor so i asked her if she knew of anyone selling a used littmann cardiology iv and she said she had one I COULD JUST HAVE

i will have to get her a gift bc that’s way too generous…that’s a $200 stethoscope. 😭

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Was having a beautiful day at the beach and then a 30+ y/o man decided to flirt with me (20) and it's been ruined ever since 😒

Honestly men in their 30s are so weird but 40s and up I would hit depending on how hot / well groomed they are and also if they’re wearing suits w vintage wristwatches . Also I work for a doctor who’s also a research medical director and every time he talks to me I’m not normal ab it so should Zeus strike me

[lannisterdaddyissues]

went home for the weekend and my dad brought me scrubs from his workplace that fit perfectly and now we match 🥺🥺🥺

[radioproto]

Look who have new references!~

[oats-enthusiast]

Part of my old one is missing :(

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Arthur, pretending to play doctor: I diagnose you with D I E.

Jeanne: Finally.

[oysterie]

119/82 blood pressure back to normal 👍

[errantce]

detective ishaan malik from the oasis springs police department

walking into consultation room 3, solani isn't sure what she expected detective malik to look like. but seeing the man's folded arms and hard glare as she walked into the room, solani did not have the mind to pay attention to his looks anymore. instead, she felt intimidated because even though she swore she did nothing wrong, under ishaan malik's gaze, solani could not help but feel like she was one step away from a jail cell.

[alish-artie]

How is a normal day at the hospital like for your patient ocs?

Just the normal amount of chaos !

[struggling-to-find-home]

My mother: You are a disgrace and made the wrong decision in going to eye surgery for your practicals🤬🤬🤬 what can you even do there🤬🤬🤬

Me, five hours into my second day of practicals, having helped admit 50 fucking patients and individually run a dressing changing (ft meds) station in which I had to individually chase down and administer medicine to like 20 patients: Why did I think this would be the easy department to be in

[saxophone-cat]

Shortland Street (I don’t remember which episode but it’s in that playlist somewhere)

[shapeshiftinterest]

ASMoonR: moon and glamrocks (CH 3)

based on THIS doodle i drew, my experience with general checkups as a kid, and a thing our dad would do to help us sleep when we were kids (see BONUS at the end for more context)

Moon asks Chica to breathe

story under the read more

ASMoonR (also on ao3)

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3

“Breathe in.”

A warm hand pressed between her shoulder blades, her head was off to the side, facing away from him as Chica inhaled through her nostrils...

“Breathe out.”

...and exhaled through her beak.

“Good.”

Moon moved his hand a little lower and to the side and pressed down. She appreciated the daycare pillow he’d brought to the Mazercise area. Her yoga mats were cushy but they wouldn’t help her neck much in this position.

“And again. Breathe in, please.”

Slow inhale.

“And out.”

Slow exhale.

“Wonderful! Good job.” He said, moving his hand once again and lightly, but firmly, pressing it against her back. ‘Moving the maze walls to make more lie down space was a good idea.’ She thought.

“And in.”

Chica inhaled, emptying her mind.

“Good, and can you breathe out?”

She exhaled.

The daycare attendant pretended to write something down on their imaginary clipboard, the tips of his fingers making a soft shhh sound as he traced patterns on his palm for his ‘report’.

“Mmhmm. Mmhhmmm.” He ‘wrote’ a few more things down.

“Very interesting.” He murmured to himself. “Yes, yes. I see.”

Chica could feel herself drifting further and further with each breath as Moon placed his hand on her back again.

“You’re doing so well, Miss Chica.” He said. She heard his hat bell give a little jingle from behind her. “One of our best, most well behaved patients.”

She tittered internally, pleased as punch at his words.

“Can you do a few more breaths for us?”

Chica blinked slowly, her head barely moving as she did a short jerk upwards in place of a nod.

“Fantastic~.”

“Now,” She could feel sleep mode dragging her eyelids down and pulling at her core.

“Breathe in.”

BONUS:

based on both the doctor’s office when they tell you to breathe in and out; i specifically remember this during my visits when i was a child

also based on when we were kids and had a hard time sleeping, so our dad would do the pretend stethoscope thing and put his hand on our backs and tell us to breathe in and out

moon and chica are in mazercise

moon brought some of the daycare pillows and chica’s lying face down on a yoga mat with her head to the side, facing away from moon so she can focus more on breathing instead of on him

the mazercise wall panels can be moved for a different layout in this fic; moon and chica removed some of them to a makeshift room so she’d have more space to lie down

recap from chapter 1′s bonus if you got confused: moon goes by he/they

[theautumnriverleaves]

*screeches until glass breaks because my dad put up thoughtful little ornaments denoting his and my brother's military service on the tree but couldnt be bothered to get a lil firefighter hat ornament for me*