#also the stethoscope
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Mori should have more anatomy models in his office. He's a doctor, where is the random skeleton in the corner? The eye model on the desk? The heart on the shelf? The half open body where the organs always fall out when you look at it? The skull where everyone wants to ask if it is real, bc dude is a mafia boss, you never know?
#watch me pull out the vertebra cups for cosplay reasons once again#let me also get out the old hip and knee model#also the stethoscope#yes I have a stethoscope#I am out of scalpels though#Mori could be so much more unhinged just by having that random skull on his desk#like it's not real but his people don't know that#he's hiding sweets in the skull#every time someone dares to ask whose skull that is#he just answers that it's an old friend and that's it#no explanation just an innocent smile that unsettles you even more#and then he proceeds to open it#turn it around and to ask if you want sweets#like it's the most normal thing in the world to store sweets in a random skull#Kouyou and Chuuya are the only ones who know the truth about the skull#Dazai too bc he had the idea to store the sweets in the skull#bsd mori#bsd mori ougai#port mafia#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd mori headcanon#akikos shitpost#late night shitposting#it's like a social experiment for him#watching the reactions of everyone#some think it's a test of some sorts#but in reality it's just Mori being bored and looking for some entertainment
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dreemurr family physician
#undertale#chara#asgore#gaster#im still figuring out how i wanna draw him ‘pre-fall’ or whatever……silly cartoon skeleton man it is…….#also i wonder if the position of royal scientist might also be packaged with the title of royal family doctor. because it’s funny#unless you think about what eventually happens to chara. then it’s not very funny anymore#then it’s just like…..oh#anyway how would he even use a stethoscope. i dont know LMAO
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Tate Pines AU: Teach 'Em Young
Stan: I'm really sorry about this Ford, but Tate got into one of your safes.
Ford: I must have accidentally left one open.
Stan: No, you didn't.
Ford: How else would he-.
Stan: He broke into it.
Ford: You're trying to tell me Tatum broke into my maximum security safe that has three contingency locks, two-factor authentication, and a protective charm?
Stan: Yes.
Ford: Stanley, he's 5 years old.
Stan: So? He was only 18 months old the first time he cracked a safe.
#now imagine a flashback where Stan is carrying baby Tate in a baby bjorn while he's also got a stethoscope on a safe#And baby Tate is picking the locking mechanism on the safe with like a tiny lock pick set#BOTH of them are wearing ski masks#And Stan is saying like “more to the left”then theres a click and the safe pops open and stan is like “Good job slick!”#And gives him a high five with just two of his fingers because of Tates tiny baby hands#tate pines au#tater mcgucket#tate mcgucket#tate is a fiddlestan kid au#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#gravity falls#gravity falls au
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my brother’s gf is a doctor so i asked her if she knew of anyone selling a used littmann cardiology iv and she said she had one I COULD JUST HAVE
i will have to get her a gift bc that’s way too generous…that’s a $200 stethoscope. 😭
#text#whelping#i wanna listen to pubby heartbeats and my stethoscope is a piece of shit#it’s also obviously good to have in case of fetal distress#i should get a doppler…….IDK
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Was having a beautiful day at the beach and then a 30+ y/o man decided to flirt with me (20) and it's been ruined ever since 😒
Honestly men in their 30s are so weird but 40s and up I would hit depending on how hot / well groomed they are and also if they’re wearing suits w vintage wristwatches . Also I work for a doctor who’s also a research medical director and every time he talks to me I’m not normal ab it so should Zeus strike me
#He’s hot AND smart ANDDD funny im not saying that bc I’m biased he gen is#Today he was like omg ur scrubs match the color of ur stethoscope! Nicely done ! And I was literally kicking my feet and giggling like OK…#This isn’t even a slight against his wife like she’s a literal model#I think I appreciate his existence as an entity and also have daddy issues#Also a lot of pharmaceutical reps come by and try to peddle samples and they’re usually decked in suits and they look picture perfect#I think part of being a rep has to be that you look good bc female reps especially are so good looking but most of them tend to be#Anyway I’m normal ab all of this
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📸 @.mclaren Cannes x Lando. 🤍
#posting this here so i don't put my unasked kink thoughts under other people's post#because i can't keep it in myself how much that first pic screams for a stethoscope#unbutton it a bit more lando ❤#lando norris#formula 1#also he's so beautiful oh my god#heart things
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went home for the weekend and my dad brought me scrubs from his workplace that fit perfectly and now we match 🥺🥺🥺
#this would be a literal dream come true for child me who brought his stethoscope in for show and tell one year#to prove how much better her dad was than everybody else’s lamer more swagless dads#also i took my mom and dad’s blood pressures :3 it’s so exciting to be able to show off my new skills to them
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Look who have new references!~
#my kids….they’re growing so fast *sniffle*#new references were long overdue#they also got slight design tweaks >:)#anyway here they are#my sillies ever :)#art#my art#digital art#dhmis#dhmis oc#dhmis ocs#oc art#dhmis fanart#callie the clarinet#seth the stethoscope#radio rambles
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Arthur, pretending to play doctor: I diagnose you with D I E.
Jeanne: Finally.
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp arthur#ikevamp jeanne#ikevamp jean#ikevamp incorrect quotes#i love how i found this with a singular tag from way back when#which was: 'BBY N O'#and it has aged perfectly#i too believe my boy does not deserve this#every day i have no questions as to why comte stans jeanne so hard#swear i read one of his event stories and im like clutching my phone and sobbing#let it be known jeanne is the Only Man Ever#he is pure and good and baby your honor#the urge to cover him with a warm blankie and make him a cup of hot cocoa when he has nightmares#listen i understand i'm comte's wife but that also means im jeanne's mom and i can't be stopped#he w i l l be doted on and he will be assimilated#i will also be confiscating that stethoscope from arthur because#!!!!!!! no bringing up death around jeanne!!!!! he's traumatized sir!!!!!!!!#i will say though i do laugh sometimes when napoleon goes dark in his route and jeannes like 'bro you good?'#like jeanne i love you sm but im really not sure you are in a position to ask that question rn#😭🤣
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119/82 blood pressure back to normal 👍
#also they pricked my finger and it bled an obseen amount. i wrapped the bandaid too tight#they had the old fashion hand pump bp cuff though and she held her stethoscope to it i feel like a little kid again
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detective ishaan malik from the oasis springs police department
walking into consultation room 3, solani isn't sure what she expected detective malik to look like. but seeing the man's folded arms and hard glare as she walked into the room, solani did not have the mind to pay attention to his looks anymore. instead, she felt intimidated because even though she swore she did nothing wrong, under ishaan malik's gaze, solani could not help but feel like she was one step away from a jail cell.
#remember how i said a man could come & sweep solani off her feet any time and diego should watch out? YEAH.#simblr#the sims 4#the sims#sims 4 story#sims 4 gameplay#ts4 gameplay#sims 4 screenshots#the sims gameplay#sims 4#ts4#errantcesims#solani brown#also look at my cute little baby lani in her new & official nurse scrubs. complete with her own stethoscope 🥺
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How is a normal day at the hospital like for your patient ocs?
Just the normal amount of chaos !
#little nightmares 2#little nightmares#ln2 doctor#ln2 patients#my art#ask#thank you for the ask !#between Stethoscope who plays doctor and Soda who keeps stealing the entirety of the drinks dispenser Doc has a lot of work on his hands#and most patients are like this. the others are also like this but more in a clumsy way#even the most reasonable ones are the most passive-#just watching the chaos unfold#hope you guys enjoy
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My mother: You are a disgrace and made the wrong decision in going to eye surgery for your practicals🤬🤬🤬 what can you even do there🤬🤬🤬
Me, five hours into my second day of practicals, having helped admit 50 fucking patients and individually run a dressing changing (ft meds) station in which I had to individually chase down and administer medicine to like 20 patients: Why did I think this would be the easy department to be in
#medblr#I also poked myself in the eye with a stethoscope as I was measuring blood pressure for one of the fifty patients#i mean I am having fun#I appreciate the department just letting me stumble around with the dressing station because there's truly nothing like trial and error to#learn how to do shit#we had a fight yesterday because she expected me to like go into trauma or some shit and I (gasp) chose the department that sounded the best#so she went on and on about how horrible and stupid I was and on one hand I knew she was being a bitch over nothing but like#she was being a super mega bitch. like‚ calling your child all sorts of names kind of bitch#toxic family#toxic household#toxic parents#toxic mother
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i need to learn latin
#i decided. btw#chaos.txt#also my dad found me a stethoscope .......................................................... :)#life is good#(yes i listened to my own heartbeat with it for like 2 minutes. no its not weird)
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Shortland Street (I don’t remember which episode but it’s in that playlist somewhere)
#gif#temuera morrison#shortland street#michael galvin#I also don’t remember what he could’ve told him#I just like what he does with the stethoscope
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Darlin’, if you’d like to I’d love to know what stethoscope you’d pick for me? 🩷
Hi Dear ❤
I'd be happy to choose one (or more) for you but I don't think we've ever talked (enough for it) and I don't want to choose one randomly and be completely off with the color or design or whatever else because right now I'm trying to deal with the delayed processing of my wrong choices yesterday (in connection with people who I talk with pretty regularly – so it's difficult to do it well even with people I've talked with, let alone with people I don't know).
I'm really sorry about not being able to choose one for you. 😞 (But thank you for asking it, it still means a lot and I wish I could reply with stethoscopes instead of this. ❤)
#this is bpd brain for you i'm so sorry (everything's fine it's just my brain that fucks up things and makes me suffer)#i'm gonna hate myself for this soon but i know i'd also hate myself for choosing one and being completely off for some reason so yeah :(#but i'm glad you asked this because it's nice to see that people like when i match stethoscopes ❤ so please don't feel bad about asking it#heart things#answered asks#ginervacade
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