#also the stethoscope

[akikos-tribble-army]

Mori should have more anatomy models in his office. He's a doctor, where is the random skeleton in the corner? The eye model on the desk? The heart on the shelf? The half open body where the organs always fall out when you look at it? The skull where everyone wants to ask if it is real, bc dude is a mafia boss, you never know?

[kagoutiss]

dreemurr family physician

[tinfoil-jones]

Tate Pines AU: Teach 'Em Young

Stan: I'm really sorry about this Ford, but Tate got into one of your safes.

Ford: I must have accidentally left one open.

Stan: No, you didn't.

Ford: How else would he-.

Stan: He broke into it.

Ford: You're trying to tell me Tatum broke into my maximum security safe that has three contingency locks, two-factor authentication, and a protective charm?

Stan: Yes.

Ford: Stanley, he's 5 years old.

Stan: So? He was only 18 months old the first time he cracked a safe.

[intriga-hounds]

my brother’s gf is a doctor so i asked her if she knew of anyone selling a used littmann cardiology iv and she said she had one I COULD JUST HAVE

i will have to get her a gift bc that’s way too generous…that’s a $200 stethoscope. 😭

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Was having a beautiful day at the beach and then a 30+ y/o man decided to flirt with me (20) and it's been ruined ever since 😒

Honestly men in their 30s are so weird but 40s and up I would hit depending on how hot / well groomed they are and also if they’re wearing suits w vintage wristwatches . Also I work for a doctor who’s also a research medical director and every time he talks to me I’m not normal ab it so should Zeus strike me

[lannisterdaddyissues]

went home for the weekend and my dad brought me scrubs from his workplace that fit perfectly and now we match 🥺🥺🥺

[radioproto]

Look who have new references!~

[oats-enthusiast]

Part of my old one is missing :(

[oysterie]

119/82 blood pressure back to normal 👍

[errantce]

detective ishaan malik from the oasis springs police department

walking into consultation room 3, solani isn't sure what she expected detective malik to look like. but seeing the man's folded arms and hard glare as she walked into the room, solani did not have the mind to pay attention to his looks anymore. instead, she felt intimidated because even though she swore she did nothing wrong, under ishaan malik's gaze, solani could not help but feel like she was one step away from a jail cell.

[alish-artie]

How is a normal day at the hospital like for your patient ocs?

Just the normal amount of chaos !

[struggling-to-find-home]

My mother: You are a disgrace and made the wrong decision in going to eye surgery for your practicals🤬🤬🤬 what can you even do there🤬🤬🤬

Me, five hours into my second day of practicals, having helped admit 50 fucking patients and individually run a dressing changing (ft meds) station in which I had to individually chase down and administer medicine to like 20 patients: Why did I think this would be the easy department to be in

[saxophone-cat]

Shortland Street (I don’t remember which episode but it’s in that playlist somewhere)

[theautumnriverleaves]

*screeches until glass breaks because my dad put up thoughtful little ornaments denoting his and my brother's military service on the tree but couldnt be bothered to get a lil firefighter hat ornament for me*

[possession1981-moving]

[ask-some-strange-dhmis-ocs]

Seth, are you okay? What's wrong?

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Callie: That’s alright. Maybe he’ll explain later once he’s feeling better.

@shapeshivvter