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I appreciated this post before, but I *needed* to reblog for this tag.
Free my man he did all of that but I need to fuck him nasty style
#also the one jesus loved#john maybe#john doe and jesus#such passion#kink theology#queer theology#theology#gospel of john#i hope Barabbas had as good a homecoming tbh
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel comic#JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST#BUT I LOVE IT!#hazbin charlie#hazbin alastor#Alastor#charlie morningstar#angst#hurt/comfort#whump art#I know what you people are I’m one of you!#I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please!#also good excuse to use clip studio more#I only bust that out for something special#now let’s do something else! like eat!
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save a horse ride a cowboy !!!!
#one piece#portgas d ace#my art#silly littol cowboy ace design i've been thinking about#i am a weak man#freckels are my weakness#also jesus christ tysm everyone for all of the lovely repost and comments on my art#makes me really happy that ppl enjoy my art and it bringing ppl a little joy <3 <3 <3
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All rise for the Big Daddy of Wrath
And as a bonus:
#satan#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#spoilers#hazbin hotel satan#satan helluva boss#satan hazbin hotel#helluva boss satan#hellaverse#vivziepop#photoset#vivzieverse#sweet baby jesus YES#deadass I was playing Persona 5 songs nonstop while making this#also I was not that far off about him having a draconic design!#It's sorta giving Malefor vibes and I fucking love that#no facial hair though - kind of a missed opportunity#also hallelujah we actually got to hear Patrick Page sing in this episode - I would have preferred a little more but I'll take it#Spindlehorse honestly cooked with this entire episode#And the animation in this was even better than the last one#ALSO also I am in love with Vassago - he was just delightful!
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Am I the asshole for getting my best friend killed?
I swear to God, it was an accident.
My (27) BF (34) has a reputation for getting himself out of any jam you can imagine; and at first it was just a fun little thing the friend group noticed: there goes Oily J wiggling his way out of trouble again. but as the meme evolved in the group, it got to the point where we'd loykey started getting him into situations just to see how he'd get out of 'em, and he akept getting out of em. He was having fun with it too same as us. "Oh you guys," he'd say, "getting me into situations again," before laughing it off and getting out of it, so it was enrichment for our shared enclosures, and as time went on, the situations got more intense.
The trouble is, it turns out that putting a man in too many situations eventually gets the police interested. And not local hobsknockers cops either; they was like, proper three-letter FEDs. They put out a bounty on any information pertaining to his capture and everything. It was good money too so I thought, hey why don't I put J in another situation he can wiggle out of like always (and he'd wiggled outta worse before, so I thought this one'd be relatively mild), and at the next boardgame night (cause it was too late to do anything special for this one) we can buy some extra strong booze and get absolutely blitzed while having a giggle about the situation.
Boardgame night, and we were playing some social deduction nonsense or another and he says: "One of you is gonna betray me tonight." and I can't help but think, looking back on it, that he knew. It's stupid, I know he was talking about the game, but the way he said it, it was like he knew. We all felt it, and we had a big round robin round the table taking turns promising that we'd never betray him. And I said it so easily cause I thought it was true. Sure, I was gonna talk to the feds about a bounty; but, I fully expected my big beautiful oily boy to wiggle his way out of the trouble I was 'bout to cause, and that's not a betrayal. I wasn't lying. I didn't think I was lying.
My big beautiful oily boy didn't manage to wiggle his way out of it. They killed him and I got my blood money. He's gone.
He's gone and I'm devastated, crying, mourning. I loved him so much. We all did. And I can't stop thinking that it's my fault: that I'm the reason he's gone. and it is. and the guilt is eating me up inside. and I just need to talk to someone about it. So, I tell the rest of the group what happened in the group chat, hoping they'd understand that I didn't want this. I didn't want the government's blood money. It was supposed the be a prank. some joint enclosure enrichment. He was supposed to wiggle out of it like he always does... did, i mean.
They call me, among worse things, the asshole and kick me from the group chat. And, I know it's my fault he's dead: I know that. If I didn't do what I did, he wouldn't be dead right now. But, I didn't mean it for it to end up this way. He was supposed to be okay, damn it. I loved him. AITA?
What are these acronyms?
#aita#am i the asshole#fandom aita#unreality#i never know how to tag the bible ones#also i don't think this is explicitly jesus christ superstar but for some reason it put me in mind of it#so that's where the extra option is from idk#specifically in my head is one particular production of it that a friend showed me when we were like. 17#anyway i'm in love with how this one plays with modern language#good enough to post on purpose
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something something alice and celia are anagrams something alice is pulling sam away from the institute while celia is pulling him towards it, they're like the angel and devil on his shoulders, alice is his ex and he's trying to date celia now, parallels and whatnot aaaa
#ramblings with major#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#also i know the playlists arent exactly solid canon material but. as far as vibes go#i Do keep thinking about that one song on the celia pla#and how one of the Main Lyrics is 'i promise ill love you if you do it so do it for me'#and now that has me Worried#ITS NOT EVIDENCE. ITS REALLY NOT. BUT-#celia playlist* jesus christ
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Thinking about human behaviour compared to animal behaviour again.
It's funny to hear people (the older gens) complaining that "kids these days are lazy, they don't wanna work, etc." What do we get for busting our asses? There is no reward. Many will never own homes. Many are unemployed, trying to find work, and nobody will hire them because they don't have a million years experience and a masters degree OR they want people to work for minimum wage??? People are giving up because there is no reward. Why would we do all this for nothing?
Same as a dog that won't recall when you haven't reinforced it with a reward. Your dog isn't going to do what you tell it to if there is no incentive. No, your dog SHOULDN'T listen just because you're boss and it should respect you. That isn't how it works. They don't think that way. And honestly neither do people.
When we went hiking Sprocket wasn't always taking treats gently from me when I recalled her or she checked in and I rewarded and my one friend told me to stop giving her treats. I told him I won't work for free so why should she. And he said "I do things for free all the time because I want to do them," and I didn't say it then, but I wish I had, but if you like doing it, that's the incentive. It's a self-rewarding behaviour. Just like anything else a dog does, like chasing a squirrel or sniffing things or getting into the trash. Heeling instead of going off to sniff stuff or recalling off of something they want to chase is something you have to reinforce. You have to give them something better so they make the choice you want them to make. They won't make it just because they *respect* you. They won't willingly recall off of exciting prey out of RESPECT. You need to give them a tangible reward for that. You cannot possibly expect your dog to listen just because and then punish them for disobeying you.
Yeah, Sprocket bit my fingers a couple times. The one time pretty hard. But she was excited. She knows how to take gently and I reminded her and she tried very hard to be gentle most of the time. I wasn't going to stop rewarding her for checking in with me and recalling while we were off leash hiking in the woods. I want her to know that coming back to me is good and in the event of an emergency I would like her to not blow me off.
#barkin up some trees#personal#the way my friends train their dog is not the way I would ever train a dog#in fairness he isnt food or toy motivated#and i dont have issues with ecollars#but they dont actually reward him for anything really#praise but little to nothing else#like yeah of course he is gonna blow you off to jump in the lake#lake is more rewarding than recalling to you when you have nothing to offer him in return#the way they recall him is that he has to come to them and then give a hand boop#and if he doesn't make contact they keep asking him until he does it#and then no reward#other than praise#which he doesnt seem to really care that much about#idk it just doesnt feel right the way they train him and i dont take advice from them on training#they also basically never have him on a leash even tho it is required by law in town#after the hike we went to the lodge restaurant and luckily we had an extra lead in the truck#otherwise they hadnt even brought one along so they were gonna leave him in their car while we ate#idk like i love my friends and they are nice people but jesus christ
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there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fushiguro toji#toji#fanart#jjk fanart#i took this too seriously for what it is but in my defense#uh#i have no defense actually this is the most unhinged thing i think ive ever drawn#bows head in shame gomenasorry....#context ws talking 2 sam about my love of furby and long furby customization#and the free real estate that is fushiguro toji hit me like a truck#i have no clue if this has been done before sorry if it has sorry if it hasnt#i dont know if id be alarmed or proud if i was th first#i saw th art of toji with the very hungry caterpillar n was inspired also . took that ate it made it furby#speaking of furby this one Is sentient and yearns to Consume. toji actively hates it. he speaks furbish tho <3 bilingualism <3#uhhhhh in other news debut toji art !! :D this man's shirt is holding on for dear life jesus.#his waist is so small and for what......................
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#me with any character that doesn't even get much screen time that either dies or the writers forgets about them#oh and also the asshole/villain of the story who i have no business loving#and characters old enough (or older) to be my parents#bonnie gold#isaiah jesus#finn shelby#that guy whose supposedly Tommy's offspring#tatiana petrovna#tommy shelby#aberama gold#arthur shelby#alfie solomons#that one guy who works for luca changretta. i think his name is Matteo 🤷🏽♀️#alvin olinsky#olivia benson#john price#thomas thorne#mickey fanboy garcia#reuben payback fitch#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#natasha phoenix trace#brienne of tarth#polly gray#agatha harkness#emily prentiss#cordelia goode#older lottie Matthews#eve polastri#jobu tupaki
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911 really is such a good reminder of the particularly kind of joy that is weekly, seasons-long shows with many episodes per season. every character gets a moment to shine even in a truncated season. the satisfaction of seeing characters grapple with stuff that happened YEARS ago. having multi-episode arcs and one-off arcs that are equally enjoyable. beach episodes (metaphorical). I know we're all saying this all the time but why can't more tv be like this
#911#911 spoilers#lauren feels things#do I hate waiting week to week for this show?#of COURSE#but it's so fun to run to youtube after an episode and watch the promo for next week#(why don't weekly streaming shows do promos btw? we should bring those back)#this week's 911 really was such a SHINING example of this#in one episode we got:#HUGE bobby exploration#bathena content#major hen exploration#AND henren content#eddie breakthrough#buddie content#callbacks to seasons 1 and 2 in MANY ways#tommy content!! that confrontation with his old shitty captain did so much in such a short time#we didn't get enough chimney or madney for my taste#but that's only because I can LITERALLY never get enough of them#and chimney had a hUGE episode 2 episodes ago so that's okay#and!!!!!! this is after a whole week spent JUST on bobby!#that was so compelling!!!#and in a 10 episode season still feels like we're getting to everything#the callback to dosed#the return of bobby's suicidal ideation#I mean jesus CHRIST#I'm so glad he and athena talked about the book#also I would loooooove love love another bobby chimeny convo about this at some point#bc that scene in s1 when bobby tells chimney about his plans to kill himself#is one of my favorite scenes it's SO good
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I won't let myself get devoured
Or a Normally Oak-swallows-garcia angst post about grief and anger.
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#my art#normal oak#dndads spoilers#dndads s2#yes i know he ended up looking like one Jonathan jims i know#the wolfs are doodly on purpose and have meaning and definitly arent just like that cause i dont like drawing animals#his shirt has tiny purple eyes which are very faint btw#someone once said in some tags i saw that they enjoy older norm looking like lark and i internalized that stuff#also him looking slightly like jesus is also on purpose i do love me some religious imagery#i have been overcome with angsty thouths lately about my faves so now you gotta suffer :-|#my commissions are open btw if you guys wanna support me
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The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer
Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.
Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.
I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.
#rottmnt#rottmnt raph#raph#don't worry then he'll freak out and buy you a new one#anyway! raph rules!!!!!#and i think the movie has made some people interpret him as like the 'responsible mom' character which is a bummer#bc that's really not him at all#like this is not even NEARLY a complete list of raph's shenanigans#he's a hooligan a fool a dumbass (affectionate)#he loves big flashy exciting fights and does not spare a single thought to stealth 90% of the time#he gets distracted on missions taking selfies with pizza pigeons and wrestlers#and gets annoyed in eps like Bug Busters when leo suggests being more cautious#he would die for his brothers but also he's definitely the type to like. walk into their rooms and sit on them for fun#he values responsibility so much but also makes the most batshit decisions ever#and has probably caused the state of new york thousands of dollars in damages#and he's NOT the boys' dad jesus christ#he grows slightly more serious over the course of the series (out of stress :(()#but at his core he's just a kid who loves fighting and being a hero#and i love him so much ok!!!!!!
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you hate solas x mythal because you think solas shouldn't have had any previous relationships in thousands of years of his life
i hate solas x mythal because it's yet another exhausting love triangle where the slaver and abuser gets a funky reincarnation and the victim gets blamed for absolutely everything and put into magical prison forever..........
we are not the same
#and it's not even 100% clear what they even WERE#the further we go the less and less i respect week's “~it's up to your interpretations~”#solas#mythal#solavellan#dragon age#dav#grow a fucking spine dude#you WILL inevitably piss off at least one part of the fandom by making mythal either solas's lover or mother figure (jesus this is cursed)#as it probably would've been when confirming him either have sex with lavellan or being ace#but now you're just pissing everyone off by inability to commit to your own shit#actually DA has one of the most obnoxious love triangles I've ever seen lol#Also (imho) it would've been much more interesting to make Elgar'nan and Mythal actually y'know#LOVE each other despite still being toxic and unhealthy and maybe even codependent#like not every meaningful relationship in people's lives just HAS to be romantic weeks#Mansplain-Manipulate-Malewife Elgar'nan 🤝 Gaslight-Gatekeep-Girlboss Mythal#I have spoken#bioware critical#i guess
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If anyone allows Zhang Teng to get in again, I'll kill them!
AI DI + talking about & attitude towards death KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#i'm obsessed with this guy. did you know. COULD YOU TELL.#not included: ai di trying really really hard to kill zhang teng with his own knife#being gifted a shotgun and getting really fucking excited about it#cdy literally saying to him 'if this was 4 years ago you would have killed a bunch of people by now'#and every single line in the 'die before you' ep13 scene bc unfortunately it isnt like i could fit the whole conversation into this set#basically he's feral and should also be allowed to do whatever he wants all the time forever#anyway i'd like to thank god and also jesus that after *gestures* all this AND chen yi getting shot (hah) no one died in this show#.................it would have been really funny if zherui had though. like. it would have been ironic. to me.#because he's always the guy telling ai di to be less violent and then ai di has to scold him about Real Gang Life okjdflkasjdflk#i love to bully that guy idc. <3
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an apology for too much non-oscar content 🫶🫶
#probably will not get over the bottom right and left#never ever#jesus CHRIST oscar#his smile is insane#and like in combination with the neck and arms :((((#he looks so cozy also#even in a tshirt#i wanna kiss his forehead and squish his cheeks and just#give him all of my love 🫶🫶🫶#the chest tho 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 holy shittttt#he’s so buff….. it’s driving me crazy#let’s do well this weekend baby!!!! keep the energy from 2021 🫶#f1#formula 1#formula one#oscar piastri#mclaren racing#osc hands osc neck osc arms
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Would you draw transfem!Abed perhaps?
this has been sitting in my inbox for a while because school has been kicking me repeatedly, but YES absolutely!! these were quite fun to draw ^_^
#fanart#community#abed nadir#my stuff#trans headcanons are always awesome and i love seeing them around#ive seen some people refer to her as abra but like.#i dont think she would steal her cousins name. it would confuse viewers too much (unless she was committed to a long running bit)#i drew her with and without a hijab since idk whether she would wear one or not?#like shes raised muslim and abra wears a burqa#but she doesnt consider herself very religious#so idk#also for hairstyles i went with basically her jesus hair since she seemed fine wearing it like that#cuz for some people (me) tying up long hair OR having it down could feel weird/overstimulating#would a ponytail make her freak out??? well it made ME freak out so who knows#thanks for the ask!!!!
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