#also the apple juice?? what?

[psychokinetic-ectoplasm]

Ray's Occult Books

(via Ghostbusters News)

[lilithofpenandbook]

I firmly believe that Snape 1) never believed in blood supremacy 2) was forced into the Death Eaters 3) never hurt a single person and 4) was never truly loyal to Voldemort.

Why?

Because Severus Snape is never the thing everyone thinks he is.

The entire plot of Philosopher's Stone is literally Snape not being what Harry thought he was. And every single time someone thinks he's up to no good, he's not. Even when he murdered Dumbledore and that seemed to be the surest proof of who he was, turns out that was not it at all.

He's never what he seems to be.

So his death eater past probably isn't what it's supposed to be either

[idknotgonnapost]

THE dynamic

[softgrungeprophet]

i need ....fruit

[toytulini]

it is baffling to me that ppl keep insisting "if its not sprite then what IS it tho?" and seemingly do not...retain the recipes that are being shared. like you dont have to memorize them its just repeatedly "is lemonade not sprite though? how is it not sprite?"

"its lemon juice, water, and sugar"

"is it not the same as sprite?" no we just told u. does that sound like sprite to you. does sprite give you the vibe of juicing some lemons on a hot summer day? the lemonade version closest to Sprite over here, in terms of Being Lemonade, is still Notably Different from sprite, or any other soda, is probably Minute Maid, a highly processed branded lemonade that you can occasionally get from soda fountains (DESPITE! NOT BEING CARBONATED! similar to how they somehow dispense iced or sweet tea from soda fountains) it sometimes comes in a can or 2L bottle similar to soda, in the soda isle. and its Not Soda. its not Carbonated. its Trying To Pretend So Hard To Be Real Lemonade. it tastes like lemonade thats a bit sad. it is far more lemonade than SPRITE will ever be. if yall were simply insisting that lemonade is carbonated, that it was like, fizzy minute maid, that would be less offensive than calling sprite lemonade. which is Insane. good god.

[timothylawrence]

i feel like modern au Rana would pierce wyll's ears (if he asked) with a needle, an ice cube and some disinfectant in her tiny bathroom

HELP 😭��� she would and he’d absolutely look great in it 🫡 but I have a feeling he’d need to lie down after it 😭😭😭

[obstinatecondolement]

My sister was saying "You should write that idea for a novel about [REDACTED] that you had a while ago for NaNo. I think that could be really fun" and I was like oh yeah! I remember we got a kick out of that one. And then, after a pause, had be like... could you remind me what the plot was again? Because litearlly all I could remember was that it had been funny At The Time and involved [REDACTED].

It was like when my mum reads a book and strongly recommends it to me the day after she finishes it, but can't remember any of the characters names or what happened, but it was definitely very good and I should read it so we can talk about it!

Except this was a story I made up myself and devoted not an insignificant amount of thought to, and then never committed any of what I came up with to the page because it was still early stages and I would "remember" what my initial ideas were ��

[ask-camp-campspell]

What does Max end up eating considering the boiling isles's food isn't very consumable to ordinary humans?

David: He also really likes those pudding cups.

David: Plus, there's a lot of fruits and vegetables that grow here that he doesn't seem to mind.

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

5 drinks to get to know me: (tagged by @goblinsbriide <3333333 luv u)

any kind of black coffee [iced/hot]: (whether that be an americano, french press, cold brew, brewed/drip coffee, straight up espresso, etcetcetc)

plain teas: ([fresh/looseleaf or teabag] ginger, green/gunpowder/genmaicha/boricha, rooibos, chamomile, lavender, oolong, herbal, etcetcetc)

water mmm mmm mmm

sweetened chai w/ milk [or alternative milks] : (ex. iced chai, masala chai [other ppls or my own that i grind from scratch every time hehehe], my kashmiri naanis kashmiri chai <333 [esp. if im drinking it while in kashmir !!])

[refer to the tags for the "5th" answer] sry not sry i am an indecisive bitch

[waslikemagic]

hiiiiii just logging in to say i'm in universal for the first time since 2019 and AAAAA i'm in such an hp mood again

[justaprototyp3]

hi gamers. im back again to post for new years eve (confetti) . enjoy my weird first attempt at animation and that one yearly thing that people do. yay yay yippee yahoo 2023 is dead and rises from the flames ash akin to a pheonix, 2024 will be born. maybe ill post more probably not though goodbye tumblr

[leefi]

love being in charge of thanksgiving dinner i taste tested the turkey and went god damn this is the worst bird ive made to date by far but no skin off my back. then dinner rolls around and people are begging me to open a restaurant

[ratsinmyears]

someone tell me why this random dude just walked by me with his friends, two bottles of apple juice in hand, and just turns around to me, goes “would you like this?” to which i reply “apple juice? sure?” and he hands me one and just. walks away

[celestiachan]

Waddle Dees born after 1993 can't cook. All they know is throw they spear, eat Kawasaki's, do a little victory dance, be agender, drink apple juice and lie

[goldrushseason]

haiiii :3

with my final fall semester around the corner, i joined tumblr in order to document everything. i want to make the most of my final year of university (because it's come around way too quickly) and honestly girlblog... life is too short to not do the things i'm scared people will judge me for!!!

to stay mysterious, i'm em and i am studying history and hopefully will stay in education by becoming the teacher hehe

but as a quick intro post, you'll find me keeping this as either a digital journal or trying way too hard to keep this aesthetically pleasing

see you sooooooon <3

[icewindandboringhorror]

waow.. found a Beautiful Orb at the store today (giant ferrero rocher). I don't even want to crack into it and eat it.. I just want to hold it.. rotate it in my palm thoughtfully like I am an evil wizard who has just been delivered a Very Plot Significant magical gem and is scheming how to use it