#also srry for not posting a lot

[hi-my-name-is-cosmopathy]

pov: donald was feeling rather grumpy and miserable today so after several jokes you're finally able to crack him up

@jammyjams1910 your man lol

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 36-39)

* To note. Her hands are scaly. * And...unexpectedly wet?

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[linkvcr]

concept sketch of links family that i have in my head

i like to think owlan and eagus are 2 guys who have no romantic interest in eachother but accidentally became fathers anyway. yay forever

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[kogglyuffs]

"no one will bother us anymore"

[livwritesstuff]

So Steve obviously loves Valentine’s Day.

This didn’t ever come as a surprise to Eddie, and in the years between when they started dating and when their kids were born, it was something that never changed.

When Steve walked in the door fresh off the afternoon carpool route with their three daughters in tow and said, “Dude – I swear to god this has gotta be the best Valentine’s Day ever,” Eddie wasn’t exactly taken aback, more just unsure what could have happened so early in the day that had him this confident that V-Day of 2012 would be the best one ever.

“Why?” Eddie asked suspiciously.

“When I dropped off Ava, David invited me over to watch the basketball game,” he replies, still with a massive grin on his face even as their daughters dump their backpacks and jackets and shoes all over the ground instead of hanging them up like they should be doing.

Eddie made a face – David, one of their neighbors and an unfortunate addition to the elementary school carpool circuit, is notably a total fucking loser. 

He’s also obsessed with Steve (and not even in a gay way, which Eddie could at least understand – no, it’s in this weird, loser, ex-jock who peaked in high school kind of way).

“I know, right? I’m pretty sure he’s that fucking desperate for something to do tonight that isn’t his wife,” Steve continued.

“What’s wrong with his wife?”

“Ed, believe it or not, it gets even better.”

“Tell me,” Eddie demanded, finally getting that Steve’s got a whole-ass story for him.

“I’m going to, man, holy shit,” Steve shook his head as he stepped over the mess their kids left behind (because one of them would be corralling them all back downstairs to deal with their shit like they’re supposed to)

So Eddie listens as Steve launches into a retelling of the conversation he apparently had with David, who, predictably, acted like a total fucking loser about how Steve actually wanted to spend time with his family on Valentine’s Day.

“What does this have to do with his wife?” Eddie asked when Steve reached a stopping point, “Other than how incredibly sad it is for her.”

“Right – so get this. David ended up telling me that his wife is going out tonight with Chris, and I figured he meant Chris, like Christine, Liam’s mom, because I know they’re friends, but it’s not. It’s Chris, the divorced dad on the PTA, and apparently they hang out all the time.”

Eddie’s eyes widened as he pieced together what Steve was implying.

“No fucking way.”

“Right?!? And, look, you know I think cheating is wrong, but…I dunno, I really hope she has a fantastic Valentine’s Day.”

[bumfuzzled-bee]

NOT AN ASK, I JS LOVE UR LIL OJIROS MWAHMWAH ART AMAZING

Thank you !! I’m glad people still enjoy my lil guys. Have this gif I finished <3

[cardo-de-comer]

Have you ever considered to record a timelapse of your drawings for the "IT'S AI" screamers? That would be the best way to show them it's in fact not AI. Also love your art and the way you use colors. Followed you for the Oddworld art and stayed for the rest. Haha

I did, I wanted to do a speedpaint for a while.. for years actually. But my poor computer cannot handle my hours of photoshop in fraps footage and when i start recording my brain immediately shuts off and i cannot draw normally??? like when you draw and someone's looking at you kind of anxiety haha but i definitely want to give it a try again! But for now I just make step-by-step stuff that you can see in some of my posts. But if that's about ai again, why should i justify myself to these people. They probably looked at my art for a sec and somehow decided that it's a ai and there's no more thoughts head empty. I would make a speedpaint, but not for those people specifically cuz i just don't care, i'm just tired of hearing the same shit for years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mao22716]

happy late halloween they r coming to take ur candy

bonus saiki dialogue:

read from left to right

also if u saw me repost no u didnt wipe it from ur memory thnanks :))

[threegunbrainrot]

huzzah, a small collection of trimax vash's various silly and funky faces. they are all silly and funky. all of them.

[jaskersneakthief]

I HATE ART BLOCKS!!!!!!mauls you throws you around

[pup-pee]

my father telling me how scared he was when i ran away from the house but i cant express how scared i was 2 b in the house

hey, whats up w/that?

[jilatos]

her memory

[prismartist]

ahhh no matter what, nothing gets me more hyped up than the beginning of a dnd campaign. and for jaiden's subathon i'm only 30 minutes in and enamored with the party already

we got a they/them tabaxi bard who's stuck in a timeloop and pathetic and paranoid as hell, a she/they dragonborn named zoot who has a bird and has to kill people because they made a deal with a devil, and a carbon copy of larry from pokemon scarlet and violet

[hem1ock]

inconsolably emotional over this comment on a stuffed animal cleaning video

[flovverworks]

absolutely 0 writing done today may i interest u in another ship ramble instead