#also so sorry about the food poisoning

[if-mirrormine]

Obscenely drunk anon back at it again, but not drunk, sitting in a waiting room because I have food poisoning 🫠

The song Billie Eilish made for the Barbie Movie (What was I Made For?) makes me think of the guilt all ROs might've felt after MC went missing.

[I'm also the same dude that sent the Ethel Cain ask a while ago, lol. I hope you're doing well!!]

absolutely SOBBING rn. how could u do this to me??

[lazycranberrydoodles]

every time he steps into the kitchen he invents a new health code violation

follow for more. whatever this is

[bumblingbabooshka]

One of the best Voyager scenes to indicate Tuvok & Neelix's dynamic and how I think Tuvok is just as if not more 'annoying'(positive) than Neelix is when Neelix pours Tuvok a fresh squeezed glass of a fruit juice blend and Tuvok's like (paraphrased) "I don't want to drink this." and Neelix is like "Can you please try it?" and Tuvok's like "I don't want to, you're really bad at this sort of thing. It's going to taste bad." and Neelix says that Ensign XYZ said she LOVED it, she even had a second glass! And Tuvok says Ensign XYZ could drink poison without a second thought and Neelix is like "Tuvok could you please just TRY it? Just try a little SIP of it PLEASE??" and Tuvok sighs and rolls his eyes and sniffs it before taking a sip and it turns out he loves it. Turns out it tasted good actually. And then after all that Neelix tries to talk to him over eggs (which he's again cooking fresh for him) and Tuvok tells him he doesn't wanna hear "the life history of his breakfast." Absolutely insufferable this man I would have burned his eggs on PURPOSE!!!!

[stinkrascal]

having a queue is so much fun idk why i didnt do this sooner

[doberbutts]

On one hand every life is precious and we should do what we can to preserve and respect all life on this earth.

On the other hand I do feel very satisfied when I hear one of the traps snap and investigate to find yet another mouse has been forcibly removed from my household.

[linagram]

What if instead of 'guilty' and 'innocent' we voted characters by 'emo' and 'not emo'. I think Riku could get at least an 80% of the emo votes

riku gets an 80% emo verdict and is forced to cover welcome to the black parade as punishment. he gets to go home after but the experience is too traumatizing

[sapphirebluebird]

Y'know.. after some growth.. on my rewatch of BCS I have decided that Chuck is not a villain, he is the mentally ill precursor to the beaten down shell of a person that Jimmy turns Howard into.

I have decided that Jimmy is more of a villain than I originally perceived him as, (lot's of his sabotage behind Chuck go in hand with this thought as well) though that doesn't make me love his character any less. If anything, my love for these characters, especially the ones who I found obnoxious (mostly Chuck and Howard), grew exponentially. There's a lot of stuff I've missed on rewatch but I have certainly noticed how many more shitty things Jimmy and Kim did to Howard just to get the sandpiper case sacked while humiliating Howard. Howard has them completely clocked man, just like Chuck had Jimmy clocked! Honestly my rewatch of s6 e7 has me rooting for Howard and the end result of Lalo's execution has to be a symbol of Jimmy and Kim's relentlessness towards Howard. A symbol of the consequences of their need to play people. Howard wouldn't leave because he was too caught up in his rage at them, his honest to god understandable rage, and everybody paid the price for it. Howard's monologue was so good though. What's interesting to me is that maybe Howard does deserve a bit of guff in his life, what with the silver spoon. But his monologue is endearing to me, along with his homages to Chuck from previous scenes, and truly the growth of Howard's character is tremendous following Chuck's death. Like idk man. A lot of the things that Howard says end up being very sweet overall. Although, when Howard calls Jimmy and Kim "soulless" (SUPER funny to me btw) it is interesting to me that Lalo meets Howard after he comes out and says that. Like no, you haven't met soulless. (i believe that Jimmy isn't necessarily evil, but he is a maligned character for sure.) That being said, they did so well with building the suspense of Lalo's character and revealing just how low he will go to achieve his goals. The axe scene?? Him stalking Werner's wife?? HIM IN THE SEWERS WITH A PAIR OF BINOCULARS?? Like we all knew he was batshit but damn. When Kim went to go see him while he was being held in jail, and he compared Jimmy to la cucaracha, that was projection. He literally died in the papers but he didn't die actually. Oh also, he's crawling across the globe now in hiding and literally nobody has found him. Speaking of nobody has found him, Nacho's story was so heartbreaking truly he didn't need to be in the game.. guy was too sweet. I <3 u Nacho. When he hid in that oil tank or whatever the hell that cylinder was that shit was so smart but so nastay. Anyways I'm done talking now thank you for coming to my ted talk

[giantkillerjack]

ur post about queerbaiting and the dismissal of people in fandom to critical analysis is so incredibly true thank you. i feel like marcille's writing in the anime has been super misogynistic a lot of the time and every time i bring this up all anyone wants to say is "well maybe this isn't for you! and you shouldn't watch the show!" like. i don't think this is about taste lmao, i am analyzing the text in front of me and coming to conclusions about the craft of it.

[This is in reference to this post]

YES!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

It is so so frustrating!!!!

It's like being at a restaurant and being served a bunch of delicious appetizers, but then one of the bread appetizers is literally just a plate of crumbs; and then when you're like, "Hey, uhh, why are we being served literal crumbs?", a bunch of the other folks eating at the restaurant are like,

"WELL HOW ABOUT YOU JUST DON'T EAT HERE THEN??!? YOU MUST NOT BE THAT HUNGRY, SO JUST FIND ANOTHER RESTAURANT AND DON'T EAT WITH US!!"

And maybe they say it politely, but "Aw, sorry, maybe this restaurant just isn't for you 💖" is just trading out an aggressive dismissive tone for a patronizing dismissive tone. It's the same message.

And it's like! I was honestly happy to move on from the crumbs once my complaint was acknowledged because the meal overall is still delicious, but then all these folks got SUPER WEIRD AND DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT, so now I find myself double-checking all the other dishes -- and, actually, you know what those eggs DO look a Iittle misogynistic undercooked!!!!

[hqmillioncorn]

FFXIVWrite Day seven: Noisome

with @windupnamazu 's Lemon (and Lunya)

"Hey Lunya do you know where we keep the flowers?" Babycorn was hanging off the edge of a chair, stretching herself as far as she could in order to reach the cabinets high above her. "Babycorn?! What are you doing?!" Her voice sounded squeakier than usual. Probably because she was pinching her nose shut. "What did I tell you about using the kitchen by yourself...?" Babycorn was confused. "But I'm not by myself! Cherrypits right here!" She pointed down and sure enough there was Cherrypit wearing an oversized chef's hat. Lunya sighed, her patience truly unending. At least the mystery of why the mansion smelled so bad was solved.

It was early in the morning when Lemon was roused from his sleep by the most obnoxious smell he had ever smelled in his entire life. 

It only took a few seconds for the smell to completely take over Lemon’s room. “AUugghH!!!!” Lemon grabbed his extra pillow in the shape of a cactuar and flew to cover his face with it, but even that wasn’t enough to cover up the mysterious stench. 

Though the stench was foul and the idea of something smelling that bad even worse, Lemon knew he couldn’t just idly sit by and let something really stinky be inside their house!

He needed to be brave! Just like his mama and papa! 

Lemon maneuvered himself under his blankets and let out a scared whimper. The smell was getting worse but Lemon decided that instead of taking his pillow as protection he would take his stuffed tonberry. 

With his blanket covering him and him holding the stuffed tonberry to his face, surely he would be protected from whatever stinky things would be out there.

Lemon carefully hopped off his bed and tip-toed to the door. Just before leaving his room he turned to check on Blueberry, who was still fast asleep in his own little bed. Blueberry was still fast asleep. Lemon had to admit, he was a little jealous he could sleep through this.

“I’ll be back soon Blueberry. Okay?” he whispered as quietly as he could. Blueberry gave no indication that he had heard Lemon. “Okay. I love you. Bye-bye…!” Lemon whispered again as he closed the door to his room as quietly as he could. 

As soon as the door closed,Lemon pulled his blanket entirely over him. The smell was even WORSE outside his room! “AUugugghhhhhUWayuwa….” Lemon’s voice was muffled under his heavy blanket. He maneuvered one of his small viera ears outside the blanket to see if he could hear anything out of the ordinary.

While he could have just looked with his eyes, he absolutely refused to let any part of his face outside of the safety of his blanket in fear of being met with more stinkyness. 

When he decided that the coast was clear Lemon set forth at a very slow pace to where he guessed was coming from. Unfortunately this did mean he actually had to smell whatever it was that had invaded their home. 

“Ewwww….” 

Lemon knew he was heading in the right direction when the smell was getting even worse. 

As his blanket trailed behind him, Lemon found himself making his way to the kitchen. Where the smell was almost unbearable. To his surprise, the kitchen lights were on. “Papa? Is that you?” That was weird. His papa didn’t usually start making breakfast before the sun came out. 

Lemon stepped forward to investigate more and caught his foot on his blanket. “AUKC?!” he tripped forward and fell flat on his face, which thankfully had a soft landing thanks to the stuffed tonberry.  

“Lem!?” 

Lemon heard a gasp and then a set of scuttering footsteps coming towards him. 

A hand grabbed his blanket and lifted it up from him. The next thing Lemon knew, he was face to face with his older sister. “Lems? What are you doing out here? Shouldn’t you be asleep?” Patti grabbed her younger brother underneath his arms and stood him up. 

“I woke up!” Lemon explained. 

“Well then un-wake up! You got school tomorrow!” Patti took the blanket she had just removed off of Lemon back onto him, making sure to mind his ears. “If you don’t get enough sleep you’re gonna fall asleep in class and miss everything!”

“Bold words coming from someone who also has school tomorrow. Don’t you think so, Patticake Starsinger-Moontide.” 

At the sound of her tio’s voice Patti froze. “G-Good morning tío Cherry…” She tried to say as cooly as she could.

Lemon looked around. Sure enough, standing at the doorway was their tío Cherry. Which was a little strange. Lemon was sure that no one else had been in the hallway except for him. And also his blanket and his stuffed tonberry.

“That’s because I was walking on the ceiling Lems.” Cherrypit explained, pointing up. 

“Ooooh!” Lemon understood everything now. “Hi tío Cherry!” he said with a small wave.

“Hi Lemon. Hi Patti.” Cherrypit waved back. 

Right at that moment in time another wave of smelliness hit the kitchen and everywhere surrounding it. Cherrypit and Lemon couldn’t cover their noses fast enough. Then by sheer coincidence, a mysterious pot on the stove began to bubble over. 

“WaH!” Patti turned on her heel and ran back, picking up a step stool that had been previously next to the sink and moving it to the stove. With a spoon in her hand she began to stir whatever nameless monstrosity was inside the cooking pot. “Phew! It’s still good!” Ironically the stirring was making the smell even worse. 

Patti took a small spoonful from her creation and put it up to her mouth for a taste test. It was clear from her disgusted expression that whatever was in there tasted about as good as it smelled. 

Which was not good at all.

Patti was silent for a bit before speaking up again. “...I think it needs more salt.” 

“What it needs is for someone to put it out of its misery.” 

Patti gasped, “Tío Cherry!!! Be nice!!!” 

Lemon watched in horror as he noticed that inside the pot was a whole fish head. It then bobbed down deeper into the pot, disappearing from view. “Patti? What are you making?” Papa would never put Patti in charge of making breakfast. That was almost as bad as mama making breakfast.

He wouldn’t have to eat this would he?!?!

“Heh-Heh! I’m glad you asked Lems!” Patti spun the wooden spoon in her hand with a smirk. “I’m making a soup! For mama and papa!”

“Are you trying to kill them or something?” 

“TIO CHERRY!!!” 

“Right, right. Sorry, sorry.” Cherrypit apologized. Though it was clear from his snickering he wasn’t that sorry at all. Lemon was just relieved that Patti was actually not going to kill mama and papa. 

“Today is mama and papa’s anniversary!” Patti began to explain, “So I’m making them a special soup as a present because I’m the best daughter ever and they love me!!” The pot behind Patti started to bubble and hurgle again. Which Patti put a stop to with a swift smack of her spoon.

Cherrypit sighed, a smile on his face. “They do love you a lot…but…” While he was more than sure that Babycorn would probably eat Patti’s ‘soup’ without any problem, he wasn’t too sure that Butter would either. 

….Actually, he probably would. But not without having sludge come out of his mouth and ears just like so many years ago when he ate Babycorn’s cooking without a care in the world.

Lemon and Cherrypit exchanged a pair of looks. It was pretty clear (even without any mind reading powers) that both of them had come to the same conclusion. It was also pretty clear that both of them were worried that when it came to leftovers it would fall to them to also eat some of Patti’s ‘soup.’ 

And while both of them loved Patti, neither of them were willing to do that.

“Can I help?” Lemon raised his hand in the air and waved it around. He didn’t wait for an answer from his sister before throwing his blanket off and running closer to the stove. “Papa has been teaching me to cook too! I can help too!” There was no step stool for Lemon to stand on so he was trying his best to peck over the counter, hanging off it while kicking his legs.

“Course’ you can help Lems!!” Patti would have gladly asked for her little brother’s help beforehand but had chosen against it since it was so early in the morning. 

She leaned in closer to him, “Truth be told I kinda need help…” Patti had received cooking lessons from both Butter and Cherrypit too but she did have the tendency to panic and turn to rely on instincts on what to do next in the recipe. Which is how her soup had turned out as it had. 

“I can help!” Lemon nodded, “Let’s make the best soup ever!!”

“For sure!” 

Cherrypit sat down on the kitchen table, watching as the siblings tried to maneuver themselves so they could stand on the same step stool. Standing next to each other, they couldn’t help but almost push the other off.

‘Go ahead Cherry! Go for it!’

‘Stir! Stir!’

‘Wow! You’re like the best stirrer ever! I’ll just stand behind you and watch!’

‘Bebe right here!!’

“...Patti, Lemon? Why don’t you try standing with Patti in the back and Lemon in the front?” 

The Starsinger-Moontide siblings looked at Cherrypit like he was a genius. In no time at all they had moved into those exact positions. “Yeah this works!!” Patti looked down at her little brother, “Does this work for you Lems?” 

Lemon gave her a happy “Mhhmm!!” 

“Thanks tío Cherry!!” Both siblings thanked Cherrypit in unison. 

Cherrypit smiled, “Good job you two!” Surely if they needed any more of their help they would ask for it. For now, Cherrypit would just watch over them, just in case they did need help but didn’t want to ask for it. Hopefully he wouldn’t just fall asleep or anything.

There was a small explosion in front of him. 

“Oh no! Patti, don't do that!!”

“AUAUUAUWAUHhhhhhhAUU!!!”

…Or maybe he wouldn’t even get the opportunity to go to sleep.

In the end, Patti’s soup proved to be unsalvageable.

Instead, Cherrypit had suggested the idea of making pancakes and waffles instead.

So that was exactly what Patti and Lemon decided to do. Pancakes for their mama and waffles for their papa! With a bunch of fruit that Cherrypit took upon himself to cut because while he trusted his nephew and niece with his life, he was not letting them near anything even resembling a knife. 

Patti looked over their handiwork and let out a cheer. “Yeah!! We did it! We’re the best!” She looked over at the clock, it was just a little past seven. “And we did it before papa and mama woke up!! Ha ha!!” 

Cherrypit yawned, “Good job…” He hoped that for some reason Babycorn and Butter would decide to sleep in today. If anything just to give him some time to sleep, even if it was only for an hour. 

Lemon cheered alongside his sister, “We did it! We did it!” 

Then he let out a gasp. “Wait-!” Before anyone could stop him, he had run over to the fridge and had started looking around for something only he knew he was looking for. 

“What’re you doing over there, Lems?” Patti asked, trying to peek over his shoulder. Which was not a very hard thing to do in actuality. 

“I’m looking for…Ah-ha!” Whatever it was that he was looking for he managed to find by the sound of it. 

“Can we add this?” In Lemon’s hands was a jar of freshly caught shrimp, “I think mama and papa would like it on their food!” It made sense. Both mama and papa really liked eating shrimp and if they put it on their pancakes and waffles they would like it even more!! 

Patti and Cherrypit looked at each other, nervously.

[crowdsourcedloner]

♓ - What's their diet like? Are they vegetarian, vegan, or pescatarian? Do they have any allergies or intolerances?

Nailah would eat anything that was put in front of her for the longest time, as she didn't have the means to afford different food should the offered meal be one she disliked. Even when she'd make food for herself her focus would be more on sustenance than enjoyment, with only the barest of seasonings to make things palatable.

After she became more wealthy (and several brushes with poisoned wines/meals), she's become much more picky when she has the freedom to do so. She's extremely reluctant to try foods from strangers and prefers vegetarian dishes, though she will treat herself to pescatarian foods if she prepares them herself.

She will lie and claim allergies should someone try to force food on her, but she has yet to find any foods she's actually allergic to.

[sundial-girl]

Meep meep meep

The Oliver :3

ehehe the little guy of all time...

My favorite song of theirs

ughgighghkjdg this is so hard wtf he has good songs 😭 i'll give u 3 b/c i can't decide

to be basic: "Amygdala's Rag Doll" -> it was the first ever oliver (and GHOST) song i listened to. still bangs after all these years

to be emo: "Thing" -> also one of the first oliver songs i started listening to, resonates w/ me deeply b/c personal issues. also very lovely and haunting

to be interesting: "Collection" -> OLIVER IN JAPANESE also the pv is so nice and this just soundsss so pretty. also not an og song but if u want more oliver in japanese there's this cover i'm going insane over

Who I ship them with

ok i'll b honest. len.

blonde boys that die in a lot of their songs

I THINK ITS FUNNY OK 😭 its not all that serious but they r cute. they both do have other cute ships too but i like this. or aroace oliver too thats slay

My favorite part about their design

ughhh everything abt his design is perfect its so gooddd but like... ig for one thing the long coat?? i suck at drawing it sometimes but i just love shit like that so i have the chance to draw flowy shit. extra dramatique. realistically ik wind physics whatever don't work like that BUT IT LOOKS COOL esp when other people do it in art too i love to see it. and in general it just ties his whole design together, blueee

also idk if james counts but best decision ever was giving him bird. yes. love to see it

A random headcanon I have of them

you get 2 b/c i couldn't decide which one's better

at this rate b/c of how much inedible stuff he's eaten he's practically immune to food poisoning. you can't kill him in any way that matters

HE AND MOKE ARE BESTIESSSSSS. you will never take this hc away from me even from my cold dead hands I WANT THEM TO BE FRIENDSSSS!!! bird enthusiasts. they go birdwatching together and have very long conversations about ornithology stuff. they arrange very sophisticated playdates for both their pet birds. ily them

name a vocaloid in my askbox and i'll tell you stuff

[bluespiritfire]

Another Aussie here; until the US has a serious wake-up call and actually decides to open their eyes and making voting mandatory and/or have preferential voting, voting against is realistically the only course for a lot of people. They're both toxic old bastards, but which one would be worse to get screwed over by? I guarantee the assholes who want their beloved trumpy wumpy back are going to go and vote the hell out of it. They used dead people to cast votes last time, they'll do it again.

Go and vote. It matters.

So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

[pigeonliker420]

i dont thinjk cult of the lamb was built to be played how i/we play it

we have about 50 followers and we just got to the spider place. we get those mission buffs so fast and the game gets so MAD whenever the followers are praying, its like constant earthquakes with how much the screen shakes and then they refill it in like 30 seconds after one of us takes the money. since we are already maxed out in both tech trees

whenever we do rituals or sermons it takes forever to get through the little animations especially the ritual of ascendance. everyone takes so long to get in order and pull up their hoods then after they all have to reposition themselves and i can see it happening since it goes one by one with a little lag

we were struggling a little with the amount of them at the start w the whole feeding and shit but with one player fishing constantly its like fine and then when you max out the tech trees you get 100 gold basically every 15 seconds like this if youre willing to stand by the statue so we can afford to just buy the fish the expensive way and have them cooking them in a queue. and the mushroom ritual + fast makes things so easy

[depresseddepot]

karma has come to claim me

[heartual]

[saarasabaku]

I fucking love music lads (Gender neutral)

Essay in da tags 😂😂😂