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@rayshippouuchiha : posts something I have absolutely no idea about in a fandom I've never been part of
Me, absolutely not specifically seven crows in a disguise, still finding it relatable/shiny:
Also here's my cat holding still for a picture after I told her it was for Ray (betrayal lol she never does that for anyone else):
#Naruto meme#pls excuse my shitty Photoshop skills#also#RAY#STOP MAKING RELATABLE POINTS ABOUT FICTIONAL MEN OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER#(or at least they were when I first saw them...)#YOU SPECIFICALLY GAVE ME A DADDY KINK#BECAUSE OF AIZAWA#AND KAKASHI#I'll stop there bc I honestly don't have time for the full round up which is a shame#BUT YOU ALSO GOT ME INTERESTED IN FANDOMS AND CROSSOVERS#my poor sleep schedule đ#don't take this too seriously#bc I also love you and my cat poses for pictures when I tell her it's for you#I'm pretty sure she just likes the sound of Ray though
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Okay, so. No one needs to hear me out on this. Iâm just saying. One day Iâm going to crack and heave out all my biting commentary about Naruto gender and clan and lineage politics through the lens of an always-a-different-sex Kakashi fic or outline, and itâs just going to⊠exist⊠out there.
No one else gets changed, itâs just Kakashi, and itâs going to be a nightmare from start to finish thatâs definitely also heavily tinged by my personal perspective on being agender aro ace.
#somehow I feel like this should get its own tagâŠ#idk#Iâll figure it out later if the idea strongly persists#ANYWAY right out of the get go#you immediately have the shift in how Sakumo interacts with Kakashi#and especially the more toxic tinges of what âhonorâ means for female shinobi#on top of Kakashiâs existing trauma around Sakumoâs death#PRO TO OFFSET THIS CON THOUGH#MORE KUSHINA#HI KUSHINA#I LOVE YOU KUSHINA#and fuck YES Iâd heavily explore how this changes the team Minato dynamics#because from Kakashiâs side you have even more struggles over fitting âideal expectationsâ of being a shinobi#then contrasting with Rinâs perspective on the interplay of frontline vs support roles for female members#then poor Obito who you canNOT convince me was entirely properly socialized#and puts his foot in his mouth many times with Kakashi#not just due to what he absorbs from the Uchiha clan but also as the only male member on the team now#and then the whole friend killer thing still happens YIKES#ITS EVEN WORSE NOW#because Kakashi is growing into the teenage years without Minato or Kushinaâa support anymore#and itâs time for gross lineage/heir politics that Kakashi escapes from by flinging herself into ANBU#even harder than canon maybe#clan raised vs civilian raised gender morality in the context of shinobi life FIGHT
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Also, before someone decides to argue, I am a NaruSaku and SasuLee shipper. I literally think Sasuke is queer, but that doesn't erase that some of y'all just hate women. Because there is sincerely nothing Sakura Haruno has done that she A) Hasn't shown growth and moved away from behavior wise B) That isn't nearly as close to the same level of bad that Sasuke, Itachi, Neji, Gaara, Obito, or even Naruto "Probably would have been the coolest guy" Uzumaki have done. But, people rush to defend them but cannot extend the same grace to Sakura who was just an annoying teen girl?
You don't have to like her, but some of y'all need to really reflect and realize your dislike of her is rooted in some base of misogyny and because a femme presenting woman dared to be close to your favorites; or for some that a not femme enough presenting woman dared to not kiss your power fantasy's feet. Ultimately, sexism is a disease and it's disturbing the hold it still has on the Naruto fandom.
#discourse#pro sakura haruno#fandom sexism#fandom salt#Seriously#I am bored and tired of Sakura insulting#Sasuke is not a prize#Sasuke has been though a lot but THAT DOES NOT MAKE HIM A POOR DEFENSLESS FLOWER THAT NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED FROM THE EVIL WOMAN WHO WANTS TO#KISS HIM#FIRST OF ALL#He almost killed her so like straight up he can protect himself#Also#Sakura literally after a certain point loved him but focused on what was best Naruto's Sake#Sakura is not nearly as Sasuke obsessed as fans scream#Yall shoulf be looking at Naruto for that#Also Sasuke is just not that great of a person in Shippuden but y'all think mentall illness is an excuse fot everything#No one in Team 7 eas a perfect angel but you rush yo give Naruto Sasuke and Kakashi grace#Even Sai#But never Sakura the one woman#Hmm why is that
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My OCs got isekai'd to Naruto or something
#sketch#fantasy novel tag#rani would hate so so much#keira would be more curious but dealing with child soldiers is not something she enjoys#also rani usually do not fight#keira is very good in defence but so much in attack#she will also call kakashi 'poor child'#and ask who cursed his eye
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There's something you should see, NSFW warning, it's that lovely anime statue company again đđ„”
https://twitter.com/Gentleman18S/status/1611050997438156804?t=Q7rlfclLX10EsujuLse8BQ&s=19
I AM BARKING! I AM SCREAMING! I AM CRYING AND BEGGING!!!
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NOT THE NECK GRAB INTO INTENSE I CONTACT LIKE BABY BOYS THATS A LITTLE BIT HOMO OF YOU.
#the elf talks#naruto watch#also kakashi is done caught again poor guy#have you ever considered simply being uncomfortable with eye contact so you never make it?
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#every sasuke#everysasuke#sasuke uchiha#kakashi hatake#naruto#chapter 8#land of waves#// kakashi is definitely remembering all of the things that minato had said to him#also#how long is he going to sit on poor sasuke? /lh
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being into narasasu is playing on easy mode bc those two are bugfuck crazy obsessed with each other, the real question is whether you accept that kakashi's endgame is gai because otherwise i consider you deeply unserious
#iruka?? you're shipping him with a random guy just because naruto likes him#just say you're obsessed with the nuclear family and go#and obito/kakashi is just the poor man's sns like grow up#also sasuke did nothing wrong ever and obito kind of sucks
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i kicked my stuffy down the hall and felt immeasurable amounts of physical, mental, and emotional pain
#imagine me saying this while looking into your soul#cuz thats how i imagine myself saying it#fuck#my poor dino#his name is mr ukki if anyone wanted to know#i cant believe how heartless i am#god i need a redemption arc now#how could i#im so#such a fool#how could i?????#god#aave me someone please#plushy love#stuffie#plushy#stuffed animal#mr ukki#oh yeah and yes this is named after kakashiâs plant#it also looks like sasukeâs child dino#MY MR UKKI WAHHHHH#HHHHHHHHHH
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Minato is trying his best ok
Also in canon Obito doesn't know about Sakumo's death until Kannabi bridge so he thinks Kakashi is being coddled for no reason and thatâs why he reacts like that. I was gonna add more scenes and reactions of them but I chose to focus on Kakashi and Minato.
I love the dynamic between them and poor Minato is just trying to help but there's only so much he can do with a deeply traumatized genius child soldier.
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At a page and a half, we have a Kakashi POV!
Definitely feels like it needs some editing, Kakashi himself feels a bit OOC, BUT WE'VE GOT IT DOWN BITCHES!!!
AND I STILL HAVE TIME TO MAKE DINNER!
FUCK YEAH!
#also rip Kakashi#over here patting himself on the back#he's SO PROUD to be doing something right by his team#poor guy has no idea he's coming off as six degrees of creepy and threatening#RIP#clena's writing progress#girl's mind fanfic#ONTO THE FIGHT SCENE! but probably tomorrow#cause dinner and then game with roommate a bit before bed#am have Big Brain now tho#talking to people is Good For Wording
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Naruto boys insecurityâs
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!Angst!
Characters: NarutođŠ,sasukeđĄïž,Itachiïżœïżœ, kakashiđ, kibađș, shikamaruđïž,shinođȘČ,nejiđ,Leeđ„,chojiđ„,gaaraâł,kankurođȘ
NarutođŠ-*
Heâs grown up an outcast so heâs slightly insecure anyways (poor thing). He thinks heâs a bother to you sometimes and gets himself in a slump. You noticed how hes been rather quiet with you, not asking for anything, not begging for cuddles or kisses, you knew something must have been wrong. And it was confirmed when you over heard him talking to himself in the mirror, basically just insulting himself
âWhy cant i just do betterâŠâ âwhy do I have to be so annoyingâŠeveryone thinks Iâm annoyingâŠprobably even y/n. They could do so much better why m-â âNARUTO DONT YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCEâ you bust down the door causing naruto to quickly wipe his teary eyes âhey y/n! W-what do you mean?â âYou know what I mean naruto.â You reach for his cheek to make sure he keeps his eyes on you âyour not a bother naruto. And you deserve me as much as I deserve you! Why are you saying this?â Heâs in full blown tears now, ugly crying and everything âe-everyone already thinks that way about me I-I thought you would think the same after a w-whileâ he sniffs âfoxyâŠdo I need..to show you how much you mean to me?â His eyes widen at the fact that he actually means something to you. For the rest of the night you never left him alone once, you spoiled him so much more that normal which made him feel so much better. He loves youuuuuu
SasukeđĄïž-*
Also was treated like an outcast but it didnât affect him in the way it affected naruto. He doesnât really think heâs a bother, if anything heâs scared that you think your the bother, since heâs so âcoldâ towards you sometimes heâs scared your going to leave or think he doesnât love you anymore. Once it got so overwhelming for him he had teary eyes for hours just thinking about how he acts, he decided he needed to tell you. Once he found you he ran towards you and engulfed you in a big hug. You thought this was adorable or him being silly until you felt something wet on your shoulder followed by a broken breath
âS-sasuke? Whatâs wrongâŠAre you crying?â You could hear a sad whimper coming from him. âI love you. I-I love you so much y/n please donât forget. No matter how I act I-â âI know. Baby I know. I love you too, whatâs this about, your scaring me?â He didnât dare remove his tear stained head from your shoulder âI know IâmâŠmean s-sometimes but-â it finally clicked for you why he was so upset all of a sudden âsasuke⊠your not mean! And I know you love me no matter how you act.â âI..just thoughtâŠno one understands how I truly feel. I just Need you to knowâŠt-that I do love youâ he pulls away from your shoulder to wipe his eyes before turning away from embarrassment. He felt you wrapping your arms around him causing him to jump. âIâm sorry y/n. Iâm just over reactingâ âno donât. Donât say that⊠I think we should lay down. You need to relax do you need me to help you? I know you feelâŠweakâ he takes a deep breath âplease y/n⊠yesâ you both walk together to your bed. Trust me when I tell you he is going to feel a lot better after some comfort *wink*
Itachiđ„-*
He just feels⊠worthless sometimes. He just doesnât feel worthy of good things that happen in his life, aka you. He doesnât feel worthy of you. But he is very open with you unlike others, he tells you whatâs wrong no matter what.
âY/n. I have uhm⊠I have some feeling I would like to share.â âOf course Love, whatâs up?â âIâŠâ You gaze softens realizing heâs going to get upset âI donât feel worthy.â âOhâŠtachi⊠come hereâ you pat the spot next to you but instead he took your lap instead, he reaches in for a hug before speaking up again âtell me you love me. Please. And tell me Iâm worthyâŠâ âyou are the love of my life. And you are worthy of that love. No matter what you think you deserve love.â That is all he needs to hear. Although he gets very upset you can always calm him down. It does happen more often but you do not care. Anything to make him feel better.
Kakashiđ-*
We all know heâs very attractive but that doesnât mean he thinks the same. He doesnât like his scar, he doesnât like the story it holds and he doesnât like the look of it. He can hold back the insecurity in battle because he knows itâs not worth dying because he thinks itâs ugly, but he cant hold back the insecurity on a day to day basis with you, he gets extremely timid with you. You see him with the mask off all the time so itâs kinda funny that you rarely see him without something covering his eye. But you just thought he forgets itâs there so you didnât think about insecurity, but when you walk in on him washing his face he almost instantly covered his eye with his palm you knew something was wrong
âAy? Why you covering that cute face?!â âAha thanks y/nâ he chuckles trying to make you ignore it yet he still kept his hand up âserious whatâs with your hand?â âWell..ah you know..â he points to his eye with his other hand âwhat your scar? Babe I donât careâ he smiles softly before replying âI careâŠâ âtake your hand awayâ âIâd rather not-â âkakashi.â Groans âyes y/nâŠâ he drops his hand and you let out a content sigh âthereâs my babyâ you grab his face with both hands and kiss his scar softly âyou donât find it odd?â He looks away while blushing âno kakashi I donât find it odd because I love you.â He flashes a smile before turning back to the mirror with a weird look still on his face, to lighten the mood you grabbed him my the cheeks to shake his head back and forth before giggling at him. âCutieeâ you comment before kissing his beauty mark then walking back out the door.
Kibađș-*
Heâs sensitive, he may be a big joker but if someone else says the wrong thing he will not be happy, normally the only thing he doesnât like being called is a mutt or a dog. It makes him feel ashamed of him family quirk. Just because he loves animals doesnât mean he is one right? He started thinking maybe he is just a dog. A Dirty, annoying, unfunny mutt. He started to feel like foolish for loving a dog so much, but he canât help it itâs the family he was born into.
He has been rather distant from akamaru, still taking him on mission but recently he hasnât been letting his puppy in the house as much anymore and he gets upset when you let him in instead. âWhy did you let him in the house y/n!â âHis a good boy he wonât chew up furniture if anything you would!â You weâre just trying to lighten the mood but it didnât help âakamaru outside now!â He commands âcome on why donât you want him inside??â âYou donât need two mutts in the house y/nâ this confused you for obvious reasons âtwo mutts? Are you talking about yourself? Your notâŠyour not a dog thought?â He crosses his arms in protest âtell that to my friends, Or anyone because for some reason they all think I am a dog stuck in human form and itâs getting old.â You chuckle nervously âyour not? If your talking about your dog like features and fighting style itâs just your quirk? Itâs not your fault you canât chooseâ he lowers his head âeven you think Iâm a dog sometimes!â âNo baby. I dont I think that. your a human just with some animal features but most of your family is like that?â âIf you donât think Iâm an animal why do you call me names like puppy.â Heâs stretching, he loves it when you call him that heâs just in a mood âI call you that because you love attention and canât go a day without seeing your loved ones. Plus your as cute as a pup!â His shoulders relax finally realizing he shouldnât be upset over this. âI just feel ashamed of who I am sometimes y/n Iâm sorry.â âDonât be sorry. I love who you are if that makes it betterâ he chuckles âyeahâŠit kind of does make it better honestlyâŠcan you kiss me..?â He smile at his sudden change of mood âof course!â
Shikamaruđïž-*
He knows heâs good looking but he also knows heâs not the best, he also knows your absolutely stunningïżŒ, so it gets to him sometimes without realizing is, he changes his look every now and then to see if it would make him feel better. Maybe make him more attractive to you he hopes
âDear could you turn around please?â âSure shika whats u-â you stop dead in your tracks with a shocked look on your face âyour hair is down!!!â You exclaim, the only time you see his hair down is when he is sleeping, youâve never seen it down when heâs awake âI know, Iâm trying something, does it look good?â You giggle âYou always look good darling, just not use to it thatâs allâ you walk over to grab a handful of his hair which was slicked back but not up in a ponytail anymore. âWell I think you look handsome no matter whatâ he groans âdonât lie to me does it make me look worse?â You give him a nasty look âworse? You say that as if you already look badâŠ?â âWell eh-â âwell what? Your very attractive Shika do you think other wise?â He puts his hands in his pockets âuhm sometimes-â âoh come on!â You grab his face âyour soooo handsome no matter what you do with your hairrrrâ you tease. He continued to make eye contact with you while a smile grows on his face. ââŠcan I put a little braid in your hair?â âNoâ âAw man.â
ShinođȘČ-*
Heâs ok with his looks and doesnât feel like a burden on you, oddly enough the only thing heâs insecure about is his voice. He thinks he sounds funny sometimes and doesnât like how raspy it is, thatâs why sometimes he doesnât talk to you that much. Sometimes all he responds with is either nodding his head or shaking it which makes you feel bad
âWhat do you feel for dinner love bug?â ââŠâ you looked around because maybe he left the room but no, he just didnât respond. âUhm hello???â ââŠâ âare you hungry?â He shakes his head yes âwith words please?â He looks around before responding quietly âyes Iâm hungryâ you giggle not quiet knowing whatâs up with him âwhy are you so timid right now?â He finally speaks up âdo you think I sound funny y/n?â âUh no? Whyâ âsometimes I feel like my voice isnât that pleasing.â âIt sound pleasing to me-â he lightened up at the compliment âreally?â âYes of course!â When heâs insecure he normally gets over it fast, heâs rational and knows when heâs just being silly
Nejiđ-*
He knows he can choose his own destiny, he just wish the preset plan for him was burned into his forehead. He hated it so much, he was disgusted by it and therefor disgusted with himself. Sometimes you find him crying in the mirror over the symbol plastered onto him. But you always let him know that it doesnât define him
You could hear cries coming from the bathroom and you couldnât take it anymore so you decide to knock âsweetheartâŠare you crying?â He knew there was no point in lying anymore ây-yes..â âmay I come in?â You could hear a cracked âmhmâŠâ coming from the other side or the door so you walk in, immediately ïżŒpulling him into your chest. âWhat happened. Did Someone do this?â He pulls away from your chest just to look back to the mirror to cover his mark while his lip quivered. You finally realized what was happening. âGive me your hand please..â he obliged lowering his hand. You grabbed his cheek and gave a very long forehead kiss. âYour worth more than this mark Neji.â You mumble against his head. You decided the best thing to do is go to bed and give him more love so thatâs just what you did
Leeđ„-*
He may seem strong so it was shocking to you when he confided in you about how heâs insecure about almost everything about him (poor thing) he tryâs to stay strong but he canât help but get vulnerable with you
All you were doing was giving him love but he just felt unworthy of it. âMy handsome, strong, perfect boy!~â kissïżŒ âwell I donât know if those words are accurate but thank you my precious!â You huff at his self doubt âdonât say that, your all of those things?â He laughs nervously âI donât think so hehâ âyou are! You donât think your handsome or strongâŠ?â You frown âwell uhm y/nâŠIt obvious Iâm not the best looking, and yeah Iâm strong butâŠI could always be stronger.â He looked down at his feet in shame âLeeâŠtake it back.â âW-whatâ âtake it back. No one is allowed to insult my baby like that, not even himself.â He thought you were just joking until he looked up into your eyes to see the seriousness that laid in them, he could see tears forming in your eyes. âPlease Lee. Take it back.â âI-IâŠI take it back y/n Iâm sorryâ âpleaseâŠdonât ever say things that that againâ
Chojiđ„-*
Heâs always been bullied because of his weight so of course he will be extremely insecure about it and anxious when your trying to love up on him, you knew he was insecure about it and you always told him it did it matter but you never realized to much it really affects him until your further into the relationship and you started to be more physically affectionate, he loves the affection just hates the body that it receiving it. All you were trying to do was hold him after a long day but he seemed so scared of if and you had to ask why
âCmon let me hug you!â âNo y/n..â you pout âwhy not! I wanna hold my fluff ball!â He cups his hands together then proceeded to look at the floor âI donât think holding me is even possibleâŠâ your pout turned into a confusion âuh what do you mean choj?â He pinched at his stomach to hint at what he was talking about since he was to shy to actually tell you âohâŠChoji you donât need to worry about that I donât care!â âI care because it means I canât do certain things! How are you supposed to hold me!â You scoff âIâm confident I could carry you like a baby if I needed too.â âYour just saying that to make me feel betterâŠâ he crosses his arms and puffs his cheeks up out of timidness âIâm being serious Choji! I could totally carry you! Your not as big as you think you are.â He closes his eyes so tears dont form âIâd like to see you try y/n, you wonât be able t-â since his eyes were closed he didnât see you walk over to his side, he only realized when he felt your arm latch around his shoulders and your other cupping around his legs. He open his eyes right in time to realize you just picked him up bridal style. He gasps in reaction, he turns to your face to see not a single ounce of struggle on your face âI told you! Your not that heavy choj!â This Moment honestly cured almost all his insecurity on that subject for a very long time. And sometimes he thinks âmaybe sheâs just really REALLY strongâ he still loves the thought behind your actions. âHeh uhmâŠI guess maybe Iâm not. Thank you sweetie!â âAnytime bubs~â with that you place him back down on his feet and give him a very passionate kiss
Gaaraâł-*
Most of his life he was basically controlling by either others or his inner demon so he didnât have time to worry about appearance. But ever since he finally felt in control of his own life he now worries about his appearance sadly. He doesnât like the mark on his head, he doesnât really like his hair either and feels like his facial features just look wrong on him. Heâs very good at hiding things so you didnât realize until you overheard a conversation with him and his brother, he figured since kankuro is considered attractive maybe he should ask him for advice!
You were wondering around trying to find Gaara to ask him god knows what until you finally hear his voice along with kankuros, you walked behind the door about to knock until gaaraâs question caught your attention. âSo is there anything that could make me more âattractiveâ or something along the lines of that?â âI donât know? Maybe try face paint chicks dig itâ you could hear a sigh leaving Gaara âI donât want to attract âchicksâ I just want to attract y/n.â âWhat makes you think she doesnât already feel attracted to you?â âI donât know, I just feel like if I find myself unattractive maybe she does too.â Thatâs enough, you have to stop this. You knock on the door making them both look at it, you swing the door open and immediately look at gaara which was all it took for kankuro to take the hint âIâm just gunna..gooooâŠâ you and him exchange nods before he leaves. Once the door shut you look back at gaara âwhat was all that?â âOh so you heard?â âYes gaara I heard, why do you find yourself unattractive? And why are you going to your skanky brother for help?â He turns his head to continue speaking âI canât explain why I feel that way about myself, but I went to my brother because I know he is considered attractive to others.â You sit next to gaara and grab his chin to make him look at you. You lean closely to speak âhow could you not love this face~â you whisper almost seductively ïżŒwhile you drag your thumb across his cheek bone. âWhat donât you likeâŠ?â His breath hitched out of fear of spilling his insecurityâs. âI guessâŠI donât like the mark on my head, and I donât like my nose much either, I also donât really care for my hair it makes me look like a clown sometimes.â Heâs waiting for you to agree with him but instead you lean closer to kiss everything he listed, first his little nose, then his marking and then you drag your hand through his hair which made him flushed. âWell I like Everything about youâŠâ he finally makes eye contact with you, with red cheek. He took a big deep breath to reply âokâŠthank you y/n. That makes me feel a bit betterâ you reach in for a hug which he gladly accepted!
KankurođȘ-*
Even though he seems so hot and confident heâs much like his brother, sometimes he doesnât like his bare face. He has make up on almost all day so rarely do you see him without any on, and when you do see him bare faced heâs weirdly shy which isnât like him.
You both were in bed after work and you were just having a conversation, mostly it was just you talking which was weird because heâs normally high maintenance. âI couldnât believe she had the audacity to say something like that, what do you think babe did she have a good point?â âI donât knowâ his head is slightly turned to the side opposite of you which made it almost impossible to see him, he just washed his face so heâs completely bare faced yet wonât even look at you. âBabe? Cmon atleast look at me when Iâm talkingâ âUGHHHHHHHH fine.â He turns to You shyly avoiding eye contact before replying âsheâs in the wrong for saying that honestly-â you laugh âthatâs exactly what Iâm saying!âŠâŠâ you stared at his cute bare face for a little to long which made him anxious âwhat are you looking at y/n!â âIâm looking at your cute facee *boopïżŒïżŒ*â he pulled away from your finger just to cross his arms âwhateverrâ you didnât know at the time he wasnât feeling his best but later he did tell you. But he still loves the compliment you give no matter how insecure he is at the time. Only you can make him feel better tbh
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One Bed |Naruto Men X Reader| HC
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, and Shikamaru Nara.
Summary: Classic one bed trope.
Warnings: Kissing. Bed sharing. Lead up to smut but no smut.
Masterlist Ko-fi
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Sasuke Uchiha
It was shortly after the war.
The village was still recuperating from the loss, as was every other village, but there were still missions that needed to be fulfilled.
You were off to do some security work for the Daimyo, who had specifically requested the two of you to watch over his land while they rebuilt.
The only issue was that upon arrival, it wss revealed you'd be sharing a single room.
"You aren't the only ones to have suffered during the battle. Half of my property was destroyed!"
There wasn't much you could do, so you bit the bullet and followed one of the Ladies in Waiting to where you'll be staying.
One room? Whatever. One bed? Absolutely not.
You protested. It was inappropriate, even if you had known Sasuke for well over a decade at this point.
"We are low on resources at the moment, Y/L/N-san, Uchiha-san. It's why we have asked for your assistance in the first place."
You looked at Sasuke, who just gave you the same bored expression he always has.
You thanked the woman and began getting settled in your room. Sasuke offered to sleep on the floor, which you told him not to bother with.
You'd likely be here a few weeks, so it'd be best if you were both comfortable.
Sasuke was nice enough to let you shower first, which you'd gladly taken after two days' worth of travel.
He waited patiently for you to finish so he could prepare for bed as well. It was late, almost midnight, and he was tired.
It was awkward the first night. You'd slept uncomfortably back to back with this weird air around you.
You'd put on your most conservative pair of pajamas despite how warm the room was, and that only made things worse.
The second night wasn't much better.
But by the third night, you both grew tired of the tension. It was difficult to be fully rested when you'd slept terribly, so you formed some kind of unspoken, mutual respect for now.
You'd opted for your normal nighttime attire - a pair of shorts and thin t-shirt. You already felt better.
Sasuke, on the other hand, had been grateful for your prudish clothing. He had never said anything before, not that he had the time to, but he'd always been attracted to you.
Your revealing pajamas were not helping his comfort, so while you slept better that night, he did not.
Nor the next night.
Or the night after that.
By then, you'd become very aware of his antics. On top of being physically aware that he wasn't sleeping, you'd also become annoyed by his poor attitude.
He was already an ass as is, you really didn't need him sleep deprived on top of it.
So that night, as you lay in bed next to him, you roll onto your stomach and prop yourself up on your elbows to look at him.
"What's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem."
"Really? Could've fooled me."
He tsked at you. Why'd you have to be so annoying?
You pushed yourself up so you'd be sitting on your knees, your hands flat on the bed so you could still lean forward to talk to him.
His eyes darted down to your chest before looking away entirely.
No way. There was absolutely no way.
"Are you... bothered by my clothes?"
"Don't be stupid." He snapped.
You tried to suppress a knowing smirk but failed.
So you leaned forward and kissed him.
Despite his surprise, he immediately responded to your kiss, going so far as to roll you over onto your back so he'd be on top of you.
"Maybe I am a bit bothered."
Kakashi Hatake
This is Kakashiâs first Kage Summit, and he asked you to be his plus one.
You accepted with no hesitation. You were anxious to get out of the village since the war ended and going out with Kakashi was sure to make it all the more interesting.
The summit was boring. That's a good thing compared to the last summit, but it still made you want to gouge your eyes out. They discussed the status of their villages and what sort of issues they'd been running into, blah blah blah.
When it was nearing midnight and everyone was growing tired, they agreed to call it a night and resume in the morning.
Everyone went to their respective quarters, but when you got to the Leaf Village's wing, there was only a single room with a bed.
Apparently, during the rebuild, they'd slipped up and only added a single room instead of the usual two, and no one had noticed (Thanks Sasuke).
It wasn't too big of a deal. You'd known Kakashi since your Genin days and slept in the same room plenty of times.
You were a bit surprised when he actually got into bed with you though.
Despite all those sleepovers, this was the first time you'd actually slept so close together.
You stared at him. Not on purpose, just happened to be doing so while your mind was racing.
"Is this an issue? I can sleep on the floor."
You shook your head.
"You sure? You were giving me quite the look."
"I was just... wondering what you'd look like under the mask."
You lied. You couldn't tell him how you were thinking about sleeping in bed with him and it's implications.
He snorted and did something that completely caught you off guard.
He pulled down his mask.
You blushed. How could you not? All these years, and he chooses now, the most random moment, to finally reveal such a wel kept secret.
And then he does something else that yo weren't expecting.
He leans forward and kisses you. You kiss back. He pulls away after a minute.
"I've been waiting to do that since we were teenagers."
You laugh at him, then pull him in for another kiss.
Shikamaru Nara
Shikamaru, being the lazy man he is, put off booking a room to stay in for so long that there was only a single room left st the inn.
You'd scolded him, and he took it, knowing he should've done it when he'd gotten the mission report.
The room was on the smaller side and contained only a single bed and dresser.
Neither of you were interested in sleeping on the floor for the next week, so you agreed to share the bed.
Something you wouldn't have done if you'd known Shikamaru was such a... uncharacteristically chaotic sleeper.
Seriously, he moved around more at night than he did during the entire day. Maybe it's all the pent up energy.
Within an hour of him knocking out, he was already sprawled out across most of the bed, leaving you two options: sleep on the edge or lay on him.
You tried to sleep in the bit of space he hadn't taken, really, but it seemed he was basically drawn to you.
You caved, allowing whatever was going to happen to happen, too tired to fight it any longer.
When Shikamaru eventually woke up, you were on his chest, one arm thrown over him and peacefully sleeping.
He got flustered and quickly tried to get out from under you, waking you in the process.
He was able to dart away without much suspension. Or at least he thought.
The next night was the same, minus the internal battle you'd had prior.
When Shikamaru woke up to the same dilemma, he decided it was best to fall asleep after you.
That night, he'd stayed awake under the guise of a mission report update for the Hokage.
You'd simply shrugged and gone to bed.
He followed when he was sure you were asleep, making sure each of you were on your respective sides of the bed.
He was surprised when he woke up with him on top you, head on your chest as if it was the most casual thing to happen.
He'd begin to stammer about, but stopped when you'd groaned.
"Settle down, would you?"
"I was just-"
"It's not that big of a deal, Shika, just go to sleep."
He listened to you, despite not understanding what was actually going on.
In the morning, he attempted to talk to you about it, but the conversation didn't quite go as planned.
"Yeah, you're a cuddler. Not much I can do about it, so it's whatever."
From then on, it slowly became more natural for your nights to get more personal, even once you'd gotten home.
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teasing you is all he does. he gets a surge of pleasure when you whimper and squirm in his hold. two large fingers rub against your slit, rubbing all your juices around your cunt. the tips of his fingers would enter you, making you sigh in relief. maybe heâs done teasing.
but, heâs only thrusting his fingertips in you. this isnât enough, you want more. âc-come on.. stop teasinâ please,â you whine, trying to lower yourself on his fingers. he quickly holds your hips in place and gives your poor pussy a slap. all you can do is cry and moan in his grasp.
âgod, youâre so desperate⊠you really wanna feel good?â he whispers in your ear, smirk evident in his voice. you nod frantically, grinding your cunt on his thigh. the smear of your slick on his meaty thigh makes his cock throb. heâs so hard that it hurts. he just canât wait to break you.
he wants to give you the pleasure you yearn for but he also wants to see you suffer a bit. inserting his fingers into your hole, he finally puts the whole length in. you gasp as your head falls back into his shoulder.
ânow, donât start whininâ & screaminâ when i actually give you a good time, gotta keep it down, âkay?â
shikamaru. todo. oliver aiku. kakashi. asuma. erwin. daisho. draken. higuruma.
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Naruto most likely sees how the world around him works, and it affects his behaviour, especially since he craves for acceptance.
Notice the difference in his reaction when another guy says he likes him in part 1 vs part 2.
(Sorry for a bit poor quality, it was difficult to find an accurate translation, most were viz translations which didn't convey this convo very well). In part 1 he's just annoyed, because he doesn't like Kankurou as a person. He didn't even think about that "I like you" could have certain other implications. But in part 2 he's straight up creeped out by Kakashi saying the same thing, eventhough the meaning and intention is the same in both.
Naruto's reaction to Kurama mentioning his kiss with Sasuke was also way too over the top. Like really comical. Naruto was putting on a show in front of everyone. But whenever he's with Sasuke, he forgets all about this, he is fine with waxing poetry to Sasuke, or Sasuke being close to him...
My guess is since he went through puberty he also learned things about himself and thus started to become more sensitive to such things. Thus internalized homophobia.
Take this scene for example. He seems a bit uncomfortable being there. Sai was probably made to be like this (inappropriate, talking about p*nis all the time, being compared to Sasuke, challenging Naruto about his fixation on Sasuke) so Kishi could introduce more such themes into the manga. He's rather clever about this.
Another guess (it could be both combined) would be that since Jiraiya is so aggressively straight man (to the point he has to introduce himself by saying he's not into men lol) living with him for those years during the timeskip could have affected Naruto's mindset even more. But it's funny how Kishi keeps stressing over and over how Naruto finds Jiraiya's er*tic books boring. Also unlike Jiraiya who peeps on women for p*rverted reasons, Naruto does it as a prank, and in order to practice his oiroke no jutsu. Kishi is trying to show how they are different. I remember on one discussion forum one guy actually brought up he noticed Naruto's changed behaviour after he came back with Jiraiya! Like that he was even more gay and more sensitive to gay things. See, other people notice too.
Then he calls Konohamaru's boy-on-boy jutsu "nasty". Naturally, it's a shonen, Naruto can't have a comically interested reaction like Sakura to something like that, it wouldn't fly. Thus the internalized homophobia. But I also think he didn't want to see Sasuke who he's possessive over being with Sai like that lol. And Naruto really isn't one to talk considering what he came up with later.
Look how proud he looks. Little hypocrite. He's been working on those twink bods more than rasengan lol. Kishi wasn't very subtle with that comment. Also Kishi fought for this moment with his editors for YEARS because he just really needed to write this down. It was just that important to him...
Of course Naruto's repression comes up when it comes to Sasuke as well. Here he admits Sasuke is attractive, but then immediately backpedals on it. His real feelings just slipped.
Later, he was thinking about Sasuke, his mind consumed by Sasuke, but when Sakura and Sai appear his whole body language changes and he immediately claims he was thinking about a date with Sakura. He didn't want to be vulnerable nor let anyone know about his real feelings at the moment. He is hiding behind a heterosexual facade.
But sometimes Naruto doesn't even think of backpedaling on it. He is with his supposed "crush" yet unlike anyone else who would try to get closer or maybe flirt, he is just thinking about Sasuke. This is actually a moment that made many people raise their eyebrows. Including people who didn't like narusasu, or people who didn't ship anything. Specifically because it's written like a clickbait, as in Naruto says "he is happy" and Sakura going "huh?" and because she's his supposed crush who is taking care of him as I said most readers would expect next page have Naruto say something that would emphasize his crush on Sakura. But no, he goes on about Sasuke. No matter how much ss/nh insist we see gay everywhere, many other people picked up on Kishi's writing at many points during the story. But anyway, even with the internalized homophobia, Naruto's love for Sasuke is so strong he can say crazy things about Sasuke to other people and to Sasuke himself that things like "I'm starting to like you" (a completely average thing to say to another person) can't compare to, and still be unbothered by it.
Finally there is the interaction with Minato. Naruto wants to look good in front of his dad so he hesitantly agrees Sakura is his girlfriend, despite how in the previous arc we were shown that Naruto knew Sakura still likes Sasuke, and was angry at her when she tried to confess to him. So he is obviously not serious about Sakura being his girlfriend, but he is saying it to Minato hesitantly. Yet when his dad is leaving he doesn't want to lie anymore.... but he's also hesitant about admitting he hasn't found a girl like his mom wanted.
About the last part, I think it's referring to the armadillo scene? I think it was Kishi's typical humour, like how Naruto saw Haku in makeup and feminine clothing, and assumed Haku was a girl, but then was told Haku is a boy and went "oh okay, I didn't know that kind of thing existed". Here there was instead an armadillo that somehow looked like it was wearing makeup (??? idek or at least looked feminine) and since Naruto needed to write down whether the animals were boys or girls (a ridiculous cover up mission they made up to hide the war was going on from Naruto lol) but then it was flipped over with everyone else and Naruto saw its p*nis and went "even if heaven and earth switched places, a male is still a male". I guess Kishi likes this kind of thing lol... his d*ck jokes...
I know it says "the world might flip over" here but I know it's actually that proverb "even if heaven and earth switched places" that's often used in Japanese.
EDIT: this got flagggged by tumblr so I had to edit sus words.
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Okay so funny idea-
Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.
Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.
Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*
Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D
Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*
Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*
Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D
In the pure world :
Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...
Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-
Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.
Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !
Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*
Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*
Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0
Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!
Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*
Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*
Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*
Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*
Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*
The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*
During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :
Madara : So are we rivals now ?
Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*
Madara : *looks at him confused* ???
Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...
Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*
Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*
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