#also one of my favorite quotes ever

[picspammer]

What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it's almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was talking to my brother the other day after i rewatched dark phoenix and he was like 'why is everyone so mean to charles in this movie?? were they always this mean to him ?? is it cause he's bald now- he lost his pretty privilege??' and i fear i havent recovered

[front-facing-pokemon]

[micamicster]

"I'm... I'm here to tell you..." To tell him what? That it's fine? That I don't hate you? That everything is fine? That I don't blame you for having killed Jin ZiXuan? It was impossible. But she couldn't say anything that was the opposite either. And so, she didn't know what else she could say to Wei Wei WuXian, under such circumstances. It was just that she felt like she had to see this brother of hers once more. / "You ran so fast, I could hardly get a look at you."

The Untamed vs Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat

[eatingasheswithlister]

My favorite D.N.A. quotes:

should i cancel the order to find your mother

be cool stay slinky

my nipples don't work

i want to talk to you about my penis

no vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid

what's so big about being human? listy dont knock it til youve tried it

most people leave their body to medical science. i'm leaivng mine to the louvre, babe!

[kenniteh]

It’s hard to be a Skyfire lover in a Starscream world.

[themusicsweetly]

“I have lived through war and lost much. I know what's worth the fight, and what is not. Honor and courage are matters of the bone, and what a man will kill for he will sometimes die for, too... For the sake of love alone I would walk through fire again.”

—The Fiery Cross

[pinkfey]

𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐀. ┆ 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗, 𝗞𝗥𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗥, 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 ┆ 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐫 ┆ 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐰 ┆ ♡ 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 "Let me say it plain: I loved someone and I failed at it. Let me say it another way: I like to call myself wound but I will answer to knife."

[paragal]

Day 11: Every poem and rune and verse and car commercial can be about him I think…

[talentforlying]

might go without saying, but rewatching midnight mass knowing you'll finish the last episode less than an hour before your class? not a good idea.

[revserrayyu]

One HSR Character a Day Day 41: Serval (aka: revs' favorite)

[danerdybluebanana]

Things my band director has said while we were talking about babysitting in his AP Music Theory class

”You think you’re going to bed when your parents get home? Well I’ve got this bottle of chlorophyll…”

“Say hello to Mr. Pillow!” *mimics smothering a child with a pillow*

“Children’s chewable morphine”

[m1smatched-starsigns]

“So, Stormfur,” Squirrelpaw begins, “do you have anyone waiting on you back in RiverClan?” All heads swivel towards him, expecting; Feathertail grins.

“I mean, I know Mistyfoot misses us--”

“No, I meant, like, in a romantic way.”

“Oh. Then I guess not?”

“Really?” Brambleclaw asks, and Stormfur can’t fathom why he sounds surprised by that. It makes Stormfur’s pelt feel like it’s two sizes too tight.

“I mean, I don’t think anyone has ever really thought about me like that before-”

Feathertail snorts. Before he can stop himself, he turns to face her with an accusatory look and asks, “What?”

“Ohh,” Tawnypelt drawls. “Feathertail knows something!”

“It’s nothing,” she replies, innocent. “If Stormfur doesn’t want to admit to it, I won’t force him.”

“Lame,” Crowpaw says. “Stop playing coy so that we can all go to sleep, Stormfur.”

Stormfur scowls. “I’m not playing coy. Nobody has ever had a crush on me, at least not in RiverClan.”

His answer seems to physically pain Feathertail. “Stormfur, please. If you’re going to lie about it, at least don’t go so extreme.”

“I’m not lying!” Stormfur cries, his fur fluffed in distress. “If you know something that I don’t know, Feathertail, you’re more than welcomed to enlighten me!”

Feathertail squints at her brother as a hush falls over the group. Then she asks, “Have you seriously never noticed Hawkfrost and Dawnflower fighting over you?”

If the wind would pick up just a little bit, it would be enough to knock Stormfur over.

“Two cats are mooning over you?” Squirrelpaw demands. “I only asked you to share one, and here you are with two!”

“Technically I count three cats because one time Mothwing told me that if she was into toms, she would jump Stormfur’s bones.”

The entire group starts shouting at this revelation, equal parts thrilled and scandalized. “Mothwing did not say that to you,” Stormfur accuses, only able to focus on one thing at a time.

“She totally did. She was all like, “do you think they really jumped each other’s bones?” and I said, “who knows, there’s always tension between those two”, and Mothwing said, “well, good for Hawkpaw, I would jump Stormpaw’s bones too if I was into toms”.”

“When was this?” Stormfur demands. Only a moment too late does he piece together the answer for himself, and then he panics. “Wait, don’t--”

“It was right after Leopardstar basically told the entire Clan that you and Hawkfrost snuck out of camp in the middle of the night to jump each other’s bones.”

Crowpaw inhales such a sharp breath that he begins choking on it. Brambleclaw demands, “Leopardstar did what?!”

“We were apprentices!” Stormfur rushes to defend himself. “And nothing happened! We just-- we wanted to spar, that’s all!”

Tawnypelt eyes Stormfur like he’s personally insulted her intelligence. “Stormfur, do you honestly expect us to believe that you and another cat snuck out in the middle of the night to spar?”

“We were-- you know, hot-blooded and we had a lot of emotions to work through!”

Squirrelpaw cackles. “I’m never going to complain about Firestar embarrassing me ever again!”

Stormfur fixes Feathertail with a glare because this is all her fault. “Traitor,” he hisses.

“You asked,” Feathertail replies with a shrug.

“Wait,” Crowpaw finally manages to speak, finally overcoming his coughing fit. “Who’s Dawnflower?”

“Just a friend!”

Feathertail snorts. “Stormfur saved her from drowning like two moons ago and she’s been head-over-heels for him ever since.”

“Aw,” Tawnypelt says. “That’s sweet. Way sweeter than you sneaking out and getting your bones jumped, Stormfur.”

“Can we please stop saying that?!”

Feathertail raises her voice and agrees, “It is sweet! And then it’s also very entertaining whenever Hawkfrost and Dawnflower have to be near each other to do anything because they just glare at each other the entire time and Stormfur is completely oblivious.”

The wind picks up a little bit and knocks Stormfur over. He lays in his makeshift nest and bemoans, “I can’t believe this.”

“Oh, poor you,” Brambleclaw mumbles. Suddenly he can’t even look at Stormfur anymore.

Feathertail tries to settle into the nest with Stormfur, but he pushes her away. “Make your own nest tonight,” he grumbles.

Feathertail blinks, annoyed. “You know I can’t sleep by myself!”

Crowpaw clears his throat. “I think I made my nest a little bit big--”

Stormfur moves over to make room for Feathertail, shooting her a look that clearly reads, Don’t even think about it. Feathertail rolls her eyes, good-natured, and climbs into their nest. “Thanks anyway, Crowpaw.”

Suddenly Crowpaw can’t look at him anymore, either. Stormfur is perfectly okay with that. He actually wouldn’t mind if nobody ever looked at him ever again. Stormfur wouldn’t mind if everyone just forgot that he existed, even.

Reading his thoughts, Feathertail purrs. “You’re so dramatic. As if you truly didn’t know, fish-brain.”

No, thinks Stormfur. I didn’t.

— devils roll their dice, angels roll their eyes (flesh and bone, c3)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[drawnecromancy]

OC In 15 or Fewer Tag

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you're free to include those as well!

Tagged by @jezifster, thank you :D

Tagging : @isabellebissonrouthier, @the-stray-storyteller, @holdmyteaplease with no pressure ! Also, OPEN TAG !

VALIANDRA

(also known as : King Faylan, Cenaldir, Velannen, the Emperor, Val.)

"I’ve never managed to walk in a straight line while drunk."

"You ask ?"

"Silly ideas don’t turn linguists into gods, your majesty."

"Hey, I have no idea what I’m doing with this. Of course I want your input."

"Well, I thought we both went into this knowing that it was an excuse for you to find a way to kill me."

"Would you mind helping me get my clothes off ? I would like not to wrestle these from broken marble blocks in five minutes. Not that it would be hard, just mildly inconvenient."

"I do believe we are both the proud owners of bedrooms in this palace, your Majesty."

"There is still the problem of your family."

"Have you listened to a single word I just said ?"

"I am not certain. A couple of days ? Possibly more."

"You know what could be funny ?"

"You know, I don’t usually do this in front of anyone."

"Since when am I someone you think of when you get lonely ?"

"Are you only here to gawk at the mess ?"

"May I ?"

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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