#also not sure why they're outright ignoring that his publicity thing

[sl-walker]

-whispers- Please, DC. Please just let them be gay. We've been waiting almost forty years.

[mychlapci]

Vampire Prowl huuuu After he loses control for the first time in eons, I bet he's absolutely mortified once he comes back to his senses. Methinks he should make it up to Sunny and Sides.

I bet that once the initial shock from the cave in subsides, being the rough and tumble kinky sorts themselves, the twins would probably find the idea of vampire Prowl really fucking sexy. Finally, they're seeing another side to their icy commander, and they want him.

Prowl is of course, terrified at the prospect of even acknowledging his "condition" around them, but once everything with the medbay is sorted out, they corner him. Still fearful of his newfound addiction to the scent of the twins, memories of how delectable their fluids tasted flashing through his memories upon seeing them. He tries to avoid them in true Prowl fashion, muttering stony apologies and trying to brush them off, but they cut off his escape. Not until they hear the full story.

So he finally relents. Telling them about how tempting in-line fuel smells to him, how bland regular medgrade is, how he's basically starving himself all of the time, how his accursed instincts are a massive opsec risk (he doesn't say all of that with the same outright negatively connotated wordings I'm using here, but I'm sure the twins pick up on the self depreciation anyways). So the twins have An Idea.

Why don't they train those instincts out of him? The more he ignores them, the bigger of a problem they are, after all. Prowl would refuse initially, but the twins, being the little shits they are, would not only stalk and hound him for days, but also go over his head to talk to Ratchet and Optimus.

They're now officially reassigned to being his bodyguard slash handlers. Between the two of them and Ratchet's blessing to his medgrade stores, Prowl would never need to go hungry ever again. They were already used to biting each other mid interface too, so Prowl feeding from them also actually makes their engines rev like crazy.

Don't mistake them for being mere bloodbags though. As long as the arrangement is in effect, outside all official military or administrative matters, Prowl has to follow their lead and listen to them. Can't have the skittish vampire running loose without a leash. Literally.

Part of the deal is that the twins would be responsible for Prowl's actions at all times, since he's deathly afraid of having a repeat of the incident in the cave in. As a result, they went to Wheeljack and had stealth manacles and a collar fashioned just for him. Sleek little things with powerful electromagnets, shock devices and stasis lock inducers built into them, made specifically to integrate into his armour plating so that they can be worn discreetly in public at all times.

These manacles go into his ankles, knees, and elbows, while the collar goes around his neck, coloured white to look like a seamless extension of his neck plating. All capable of restraining or completely immobilising him even with the enhanced vampiric strength. And with those in place, they really do train him in earnest.

Every night, they spend a few joors with him on his knees, magnetised to the ground while they drip feed a little bit of their blood, just to get him used to regular feeding sessions without overwhelming him. If he loses control and tries to go feral, they immediately engage the immobilisers and shock him back to his senses.

They'll lock his limbs onto a chair and play tetrachess with him, while a cube of freshly drained line-energon is kept in the room, testing his ability to retain his cognizance while smelling fresh blood. They'd insert a reverse vice into his mouth, with the lowest spring tension at first, slowly increasing it over the decaorn to train his biting habits, since vampires have the innate reflex to clamp their jaws over their victims' lines as hard as possible to maximize the blood flow.

Soon, Prowl would be trained to only bite as hard as a kitten after his instincts have been rewired, only using force when he's consciously willing it. He can drink from them without rupturing their lines now! The twins reward him by letting him lightly nibble on their fingers for good behaviour after this.

Before he knows it, Prowl would've basically given over every aspect of his private life to Sunny and Sides. Because it feels good to finally have some measure of control over that untameable part of him, even if that control is in someone else's hands. The twins are already responsible for monitoring his eating habits and vampiric instincts, so they might as well take it further, since their commander doesn't seem to be complaining at all.

At the end of every shift cycle, they now cuff his arms behind him, and lead him to wherever they're planning to go, be it to bed or the washracks. No more all nighters. When he refuels, they tip cubes of medgrade fuel to his lips, firm fingers gripping his chin, tilting it upwards. When they wash and polish him, he stands stock still, knees and ankles apart in a spreader, wrists cuffed and chained above him. When they feed him, he bites down gently as he'd been trained to do, restrained frame in either of their grips, and lets go without protest when they unhitch his jaw. When he sleeps, it is with the immobilisers disabling his motors, letting them cuddle him like a limp ragdoll, with the mouthguard on medium tension in his jaw.

Of course, Prowl would still have moments where his vampiric nature gets the better of him, but with the precautions they've put in place, they're not really big issues anymore. He's their subby little bloodsipper now. And of course, they'll be fucking him nonstop once they break that final social barrier between them. With his enhanced senses, surely Prowl can smell their arousal every time he obeys them without question, and feel his pussy becoming so, so wet in response…(Agree with anon, vampire Prowler is underrated)-🔌

ouuu i love this. Prowl getting shock-trained to be a good little vamp is so fun <3 and of course, when he learns how to be a good boy and remain in control of his instincts (as opposed to simply ignoring them), he gets an overload as a reward <33

[yandereloversblog]

Can you do soft yandere Toy Bonnie HC's? Its okay if not!!

𝕋𝕠𝕪 𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖 -> 𝕊𝕠𝕗𝕥 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

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>Fandom: Five Nights At Freddy's 2

>Character: Toy Bonnie

>Warnings: "Yandere", Toxic behaviour, Manipulative behaviour, Clingy behaviour

>Type Of Content: Headcanons

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•It's so hard to not make this one seem like an asshole, yandere or not. I love him being a petty little gremlin.

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•I do not care if this is a full on yandere moment or very soft, this man is clingy as fuck. But it's different on how he does it publicly and privately.

•In public, Toy Bonnie seems really cocky, keeping you close and acting like you're the one seeking for his affection "Yeah~ of course [Y/N] wants to stay close to me. They love me the most!"

•He just loves to show you off to everyone, make sure everyone knows how the two of you are close and together. Constantly showing you affection and flirting without shame.

•But in private Toy Bonnie changes a little, you already know how great he is right? So he doesn't try to drill it into your head all the time and at the same time make sure everyone else knows that you like him the best.

•Toy Bonnie likes cuddles, hesitant on touching you outright at first but he prefers if you keep your hands on him, from cupping his face to holding his hand or hugging him. It's also an indication of Toy Bonnie being allowed to touch you.

•Please expect whining if you give him a lesser dose of affection or kisses for the hour "[Y/N], you missed my lips. Kiss me again."

•He'll pout and grumble if you're ignoring him, that won't stop him from just wrapping his arms around you and cuddling to you. He'll get affection if he wants it, yandere or not.

•Toy Bonnie, other than getting annoyed, also gets upset when you're mad or upset at him and ignore him for too long. When it comes to you he get insecure very easily, you don't like someone else better than him... Right?

"[Y/N], please don't ignore me anymore..." He'll start whimpering -Manipulative little shit- and would do anything for that affection, he's really greedy even in soft moments.

•Toy Bonnie might as well start purring from happiness when you cup his face and start gently kissing him "How sweet~ You better not stop yet sugar~"

•If you do those things in public though, he'll be a little flustered from embarrassment but won't push you away, he'll just go quiet while you show him affection.

•"A-alright sugar- okay- that's…" His ears will lower down to hide his face as you keep pecking his cheeks, he doesn't want you to stop but this is the only few times where you catch him this flustered.

•It's funny because when Toy Bonnie is so affection to you in public it's fine, but when it's the other way around he freezes up -He's lowkey a simp and doesn't want to admit it-

•He says you're the needy one but everyone knows it's him.

•Toy Bonnie knows he can mess up with words, praise himself too much -Which he thinks is fine, why WOULDN'T you want to hear about that!?- and unintentionally say something that might offend you, so he'll most likely try to show you affection through physical touch or getting you gifts.

•His favourite though is spending time with you, who wouldn't want to be next to him? -And he wants to be super close to you all the time-

•He might act like a narcissist but your praises actually matter a lot, being the most important person in his life he wants to be the best in your eyes.

"[Y/N]!~ I learned a new song! I'm amazing right?"

•Now he's clingy for 2 reasons: 1. He loves your presence and loves you being next to him and 2. He needs to keep everyone else away if they're bothering you -If he's bothered by them being next to you-

•Yandere or not he gets jealous easily, or rather territorial. Hates sharing, especially when it comes to you.

•But the way he'll go about it when he's soft is by having you praise or show affection to him when whoever he's feeling jealous of is around.

•"Ah doll- we didn't get to cuddle enough! Come on, please?~" He'd usually get flustered if you're affectionate with him in public but he has a mission!

•Will glare at the person the entire time "You'll spend more time with me tonight, right?" Petty manipulative tactics on whoever thinks they're close to you.

"Hey, hey! Look at me [Y/N], look ONLY at me~"

[qqueenofhades]

The student loan thing has always been really confusing to me, honestly. I'm a young person, and I've noticed how drastically the opinion changes based on age (my friends are all pissed that Biden hasn't cancelled student loan debt, whereas my dad and people around his age seem to not like the idea of Biden doing that at all). I see a lot of leftists pushing for Biden to cancel student loans, acting like he would win a ton of ground back with younger voters if he did, but I'm not sure if it's even possible, let alone a priority of his? I keep seeing "he could cancel them tomorrow without Congress but repeatedly chooses not to" and I'm not sure how true that is. Would it be a bad thing if he didn't do it during his presidency?

I recently wrote a long post summing up this argument, why it's likely not at all feasible for Biden to do so as a unilateral executive order, and why our best policy for getting a comprehensive loan cancellation strategy, as well as more progressive legislation overall, is to vote more and better Democrats into office. Which is what it comes down to in most cases, but the Online Leftists want Biden to just magically fix everything right away and if he doesn't, that just proves they were right to not bother voting/both parties are the same/etc etc.

I also feel very strongly, as also discussed in the above post, that the "Biden hasn't cancelled student loans!!!!" is a laughable straw man for the kind of so-called "progressive" that will never support the Democratic Party on anything whatsoever because they feel like they're morally superior to it, but wants a convenient excuse to continue pretending that the Democrats haven't delivered on any progressive priorities at all. Which is not only deliberately stupid but extremely selfish; I wrote this post last night summing up everything that the Democrats have accomplished in a year and a half of the most adverse political conditions imaginable. If the "leftists" want to argue that Democrats are just ignoring all progressive political priorities because, as I like to put it, Biden hasn't personally come to THEIR house and given THEM a pony, I seriously question how much they care about other people at all, and not just themselves and/or their imagined adherence to their imagined idea of Pure Marxism. Also once AGAIN: Biden never promised to cancel all student loans outright! He has, however, implemented reforms, punished dishonest servicing companies, cancelled billions for the most at-risk borrowers, public servants, and those defrauded by for-profit schools, and repeatedly extended the COVID-era payment pause, so that nobody has paid a SINGLE PENNY on any loan since he took office! So acting like he hasn't done anything on this subject at all is yet again, completely idiotic!

People like your dad and his friends also tend to feel that it's "unfair" to people who actually struggled to pay off their student loans over time, if the government just swoops in and helps Those Damn Lazy Millennials out with Free Socialist Money etc etc. Which is equally stupid in the opposite direction, since I've never understood "everyone else should suffer just because I did!" as a political policy, and because people of that generation were the last to benefit from free or low-cost college before the Reagonomics really kicked in and college costs and expected loan burden swiftly spiraled out of control for the rest of us. So them acting like we shouldn't get the same relief they benefited from, although theirs was front-loaded and just came as an expected part of their experience, is likewise extremely hypocritical and reflects the zero-sum economic thinking that has become standard issue in the country, to our lasting and continued detriment.

[queen-susans-revenge]

I truly didn't think the media campaign against the Duchess of Sussex could get more unhinged and yet here we are! With supposed news outlets running long long pieces that just say "We hate her! We hate everything about her! She was probably the WORST child! She kicks puppies and makes white women cry! She is the bride of Satan and we HATE her!"

Like literally, that's all this is. Just a huge long howl of hatred that bears zero resemblance to the woman herself as revealed in her own direct words and actions, or the reports of those who actually know her firsthand⁠—her Suits coworkers have nothing but warm words for her, as do those who have joined with her in charity efforts, but all that is ignored in favor of more smears.

The piece is also riddled with outright lies of course, easily disprovable stuff, like the way they twist Serena Williams' refusal to give a quote into a denial of their friendship. But that it exists at all is the baffling thing; I honestly cannot think of any other public figure who provokes this kind of deranged hatred. Even Donald Trump who certainly inspired his share of unflattering press; I can't think of an analogous article to this one against him. I can't think of a piece about anyone else in any major publication that simply sets out to insult and denigrate every aspect of the subject's humanity.

And these come out every single day. For years.

Stuff like: "Lacking talent, charm, intelligence or class, her only way up through marriage, Meghan lashes out at the very people paid to make her life easier, better, happier." This is just full on, mask-off hatred, it's so uncomfortably personal and spiteful! Never mind that it obviously isn't true: Meghan had a very successful career before marriage, and as for her intelligence there's that degree from Northwestern where she dual-majored in theater and international relations, and her internship at the American embassy in Argentina, where she became fluent in Spanish. She's clearly no dimwit!

But again it's less the substance of the smears than the personal, hateful nature of them, and the ubiquity, the relentlessness of it. Every single day these tabloids attack her at great length. Every. Single. Day. they devote column inches to fanning up hatred against her. It's so personal! It's so all-encompassing! It never stops!

I think it must tie into one of their recurring obsessions, the idea that Meghan might run for president. When she has never given the slightest indication that she has any intention to do that. Her and Harry's intentions are to be activists and philanthropists on a global scale, to use their platform to highlight the causes they care about. They've said that over and over. And yet, again and again the publications crusading against her return to this idea that she'll run for office. They're absolutely fixated on this idea, one they invented from thin air, the same way they've invented a whole woman to hate, the devious, scheming, brazen hussy who is somehow at the same time a vapid and shallow nitwit.

It's that she's liberal? I guess? And they're afraid she might make a good political candidate? So they have to destroy her pre-emptively? But like, even AOC who is surely a much more relevant political threat, and also an attractive woman of color, doesn't get smeared on this level. She gets smeared, don't get me wrong! AOC gets all kinds of deranged racist nonsense, but it's not on this level. It's not front page every day in every tabloid for years.

So if it's not just politics, and if it's not just the racism, where does it come from? Why this need to vent hatred against Meghan constantly? Why does it feel so personal?

[toziers]

can you explain what's going on right now? i keep seeing big IT blogs talking about some discourse or something but i have no idea what they're talking about other than it involves you lol

alright i like. i truly do not like having diScOurSE out in public because i’m not one to air out my dirty laundry 24/7 but seeing as how it was brought into public against my will i feel like the least i can do is clear up the situation for those who’ve been seeing the posts. 

i’m putting this under the cut bc it’s long. tws for some biphobia, brief mention of transphobia and, at the end, a rape mention. 

so if you don’t know: hi, i’m migz, i’m an it fandom blogger. its okay, i know, its really cool. part of my shtick here is that i like to turn normal thirst tags into works of art for the sake of comedy. perhaps you’ve seen some of my highlights from my “fhg” tag - perhaps your brain has been spared. either way, it became kind of “my thing” around the third or fourth week (mid nov) of me having this blog. at first, i tagged just about every ask i got mentioning the thirst tags with “bill hader” - they had to do with him, so why not tag him? it would draw more like minded people! about two days into that i got a message asking me to tag my nsfw. i am a big dumb idiot, and apologize for not initially doing it. i havent had a following bigger than like 10 in several years and completely spaced on basic etiquette. so by the end of november i was tagging everything applicable  with “notsfw” and “bill hader”. 

now you’re caught up.

on december 1st i got this message from user billhaderanti:

now i want to start by saying i absolutely was in the wrong here. i didn’t even think about how many people were being subjected to the asks i was getting - especially ones who had no idea they were all jokes. i don’t track the bill hader tag, so it just didn’t even occur to me - that’s ignorance on my part, and to anyone who was subjected to the terrors of me before my tagging system: i am genuinely sorry. i relay the same sentiment in my response, though you can tell i’m on edge.

and they replied:

clearly they Were offended by it but thats.. not the point. at this point, im feeling Really weird about the whole interaction, but still understanding, because again - i GET it. i know my posts are gross - that’s the point. it doesn’t make it excusable, though, which is why i understand why people are offended. so i responded with the only solution i Knew would keep us both safe and happy posting on our own blogs. 

so i thought this would be the end of things! i’d been pretty anxious lately already since i’d started to receive anons telling me i was gross and whore-ish for thirst posting in this way (i delete all of those, so if ur thinking about sending one, i guess no one’s stopping you but it won’t be seeing the light of the dashboard). i’m unsure if it was immediately or a few hours later, seeing as how i have a bad concept of time and the post-dates are right on the edge between nov 30 and dec 1, but i went to their blog - because anyone who has been on the internet knows the opportunity to vague post is near irresistible. and...what do ya know

fair! it’s their blog. however i am an emotionally fragile egg girl and immediately got freaked out. the odds that they were the only one who thought this were low. and, again, i’ve been very open on my blog about how important it is to respect boundaries; my posts are absolutely prone to breaking those boundaries people have created for themselves. 

so i made my own, semi-vague post, letting my following know (and i’m pretty sure i’d answered asks about it before, but this is going to be long enough w/o me searching those up too) that i understood if they wanted to block me or unfollow or whatever - people need to create their own safe spaces. the tension is pretty clear in the tags, i’m not trying to hide that. i felt that the way this woman slid into my dm’s was pretty abrasive (just my opinion/how it made me personally feel) and i let myself be a lil emotional about it in the tags of my post.

alright! maybe this is the end. maybe we both go our separate ways and post happily on our own blogs... except it’s not the end. later in the day (some of this was happening like 1/2am, so now its Day day, i believe - again, not good w time passage lol)

clearly, i’m upset. my groupchat double checked that i didn’t get too emotional in my response - did i mention im anxious about discourse lol - and apparently.. it did the trick. she didn’t message me again. great. it was over. 

at this point, i decided i needed to make an even bigger change. so a few days after i’d calmed down i created an entirely new tag for my thirst posts so if people hadn’t already hidden the notsfw posts or just blocked me outright, they’d have a third option to escape the madness. at this point, id had my blog about 6? weeks, but there were still 2k posts for me to sift through - some of them were completely untagged. i also had to do it post by post, because one of xkits features - the mass re-tagger - was getting blogs deleted for some reason, and i wasn’t going to do that. so i spent a few days going through all 2k+ posts, adding the “fhg” tag. 

YEEHAW! a brand new tagging system, no more hopping into the bill hader tag (minus one or two really funny, not super explicit asks, like the bill hader farquaad meme), and, tbf, i’d completely put this woman out of my mind. i don’t seek out drama and do my best to stay in my lane. yesterday, i checked my activity for the first time in awhile since id put out a couple new original posts that had started to get traction and i Love reading tags. i noticed a mutual had @’d me, and realized i havent checked my @’s in...ever, maybe. i see a post from my good pal billhaderanti. 

since i dont follow them and never check my @’s, i’d completely missed it. however, once i did see it, i was horrified. id gone through all that fucking work to keep my blog My Blog and also respect everyone’s boundaries and it still hadn’t been enough. i’d been awake for almost 24 hours and went. a little crazy. and i didn’t reply immediately because i just had no words. i sent it to my friends because i... i just wasn’t going to be able to figure it out myself. 

there’s a lot to unpack in this post alone, but whatever, i’m gonna put my own grievances with the immaturity of 1. making a callout post to begin with when i’d been nothing but civil 2. making a callout post about something as (in the grand scheme of Life) minor as some tags where i refer to a someone’s genitals as a “whack pack” and 3. making a callout post in such a rude way - aside. at the end, she calls me (and whoever else!) a demonic mlw (man loving woman, we assumed, and then later confirmed with a post further back on her blog). 

which - yeah, we started scrolling. at first we were looking for more vague blogs, and then we just...started finding things. billhaderanti is a self proclaimed lesbian separatist, which... fine. but it’s already pretty clear that this woman hates me on some level simply because i am a bi woman (demonic mlw, remember!) which is just. damn man i can’t believe we are still fighting the biphobic fight lol. so the more we scrolled, the more we uncovered - and not just the biphobic / vaguely mtf transphobic things they posted (or put in tags), but we also found that they had their OWN thirst tags. certainly not as hyperbolically comedic as mine, but they were there, talking about his body and his person the same (and, frankly, a bit creepier for other reasons) as mine. 

there’s one post in particular that snatched my wig in it’s creepiness - and i say creepiness in the sense that it feels personal. like this woman feels like she knows bill to some degree where she can say these things. my tags have always had a sense of distance, as they’re written for humor. and maybe this particular post was written for comedic purposes, but it doesn’t read that way, and if it WAS, then she has no right to call ME out for MY comic tags and posts. 

i’ll let it speak for itself, mostly because i don’t want to read it again. 

i also won’t be going through her blog again to find the posts with biphobic and other Interesting:tm: tags because there are plenty and i just really! want to be done with the whole ordeal! her blog is public and i’m sure you can all find it and look to your heart’s content. 

feeling a bit feral and a bit pissed off now that we knew the depth of how rotten this woman’s vibes were, a couple of my pals made a post or two similar to what my tag’s are like except turned up to eleven (if possible) - and tagged them with “bill hader” (and notsfw!!). yes, a bit childish, but at this point, the entire situation was childish, and making jokes was truly the only way we were going to get through it. another vague post went up on her blog soon after.

talking down to us, calling us children, and then for whatever reason calling us virgins... whatever, weird post. around this time most of us (est) went to bed, because it was nearing 3 or 4 in the morning. 

and then today happened. i woke up fresh and ready for the day after a wonderful 4 hours of sleep and found that jane had made an incredibly intelligent post in response to the situation. i won’t ss it, but i’ll LINK in case you missed it. attached there in the reblog is my own response. i think they can speak for themselves. 

after that, things were kind of jumbled, since i wasn’t online a lot and when i was i was Not checking my activity simply because i was afraid of what i’d see. for the most part, it ended up just being support (which i am very grateful to all of you for - it means a lot that you all enjoy my content to any degree). 

there was some more vague posting from both “““““sides”””””” of the “““““argument”””””” - mostly just people restating the fact that this is a public space and we should All be aware of how we effect others. i still hadn’t heard directly from billhaderanti, so i assumed we’d all be dropping and disengaging and moving on. i still wasn’t blocked, though, so who really knew what would happen. 

eventually, it culminated in this last post. tw for mentions of rape

i’m going to start by saying that 

1. there are nearly no teenagers that were involved in this. im turning 23 in january and most of my friends are 20+. maybe one or two are 19. 

2. none of us sent any sexually violent asks - most of us didn’t send asks at all. i believe one or two of my friends admitted to sending asks however they assured me their nature wasn’t bad; as far as i know, everyone remained civil in whatever went on (again, unclear to me as to what was being sent; no one was actively posting or talking about it. if billhaderanti wishes to elaborate, they can, but i don’t have anything to put in). 

3. before i finish this, i would like to apologize to billhaderanti. as a comedian - not just my stupid tags, i mean in real life, too - i know that humor can hurt. it’s not always funny, it’s not just stupid hahas. sometimes things that are supposed to be jokes just hit people differently and cause bad things. i recognize that. i never meant to trigger you (if you’re reading this) or cause you any severe mental/emotional harm. i apologize for my humor bringing up your trauma, and i never meant for that. regardless of my own thoughts and opinions about the nature of my posts/the thirst tags themselves, they hurt you, and i’m sorry. 

anyway, i’m going to wrap this up (i’m bad at endings, what can i say! steven king and i took the same writer’s class!). if you read all this... sorry. i probably won’t be taking any asks about it, because i find the whole “drama” of this to be stupid and rooted in some seriously biphobic issues this fully grown woman has. 

tldr; i attempted to contain my blog so this woman could exist and function safely on her blog, but it wasn’t enough for her, so she called me out, and then some of the fandom called Her out for being biphobic and mean and overall just immature about the situation. as of now, she’s yet to block me, though her and her wife have blocked a few of my friends. her wife continues to clown on my friends. this post was made for clarity’s sake. the end, i’m getting a drink.