#or was it

[konako]

a confrontation. (one of many)

[tinywafflerat]

waffle

buddy

friend

pal

why the fuck did you reblog one post of Anya like 20 different times? because it’s flooding my tumblr feed

im sorry gizmo I thought it was the original 😭 I keep doing this ashdhsjsks (tumblr does not want me to see the current reblog)

anyways it’ll be gone. eventually

[maybeasunflower]

Fringe is a show that makes you cry when someone says goodbye to a cow. In suspended animation.

[queersekai]

Let it be known that we hate winter and the cold...

...but today was also the first snow, and it stuck, and snow always manages to make us happy despite the hatred of winter.

We might have an inch of snow accumulated overnight. I was expecting today to only give us flurries. It won't last because it's not expected to be that cold, but it's still so nice to see. And it's been snowing basically all day, too.

[sealingknight]

save me bagel sandwich

save me cheese danish

[asktubbygoatasriel]

so asriel are you excited for halloween tonight is your belly excited for tonight

*awoooooooooooooooooooo*

_asriel's belly at 3am during full moon

[ask-steven-stevenson]

oh. oh nonono. kid, he sees you as his son. he definitely does. trust me. im. still trying to get him to open up myself, but from how well ive been able to read him thus far? hes just trying to push us away. which im used to. im rather good at picking up that pattern..

xe sighed.

but no. hes just. struggling to accept himself, i believe. he cant accept that what he did was wrong so instead hes lashing out. he hasnt had as much development as you have. hell get there, we just need to give him some time. as of now? we just need to wait this little episode out. ill talk with him. do what i can on my end. but he does care about you. i do too. though i doubt that means much considering you hardly know me-

- 🌕

“…imiss my dad.”

[He..probably said that as quietly as he could!]

“Ah.. well, Thank you Moon. It means a lot. Speaking of which. I’m glad he has found you. I saw an improvement in his mood because of you. A.. also- did he ever give you a box.-“

[flunkett]

[amphibifish]

hey im feeling emotional on this fine afternoon but I love seeing you on my dash it's so fun to read all your maloki rambling although idk much about it. Take care<3 /p

HI ROSS !! i love seeing YOU post and reblog on my dash even though i myself don't know what you're talking about a lot of time lol !!! thank you so much and ily2 :D ❤️❤️

[elderflowerprince]

int, my greatest enemy

[runawaymarbles]

imagine you're literally going where nobody else has ever been before. you've been thinking for ages about what the first thing you're going to say is. it's going to be your legacy. people are going to know this quote who don't remember your name. it's going to become a snowclone. it's going to be perfect. it's going to be inspiring. it's going to be legendary.

and then the sound gets muffled and everyone misquotes you forever.

this is what happened to neil armstrong.

[atwhughesversion]

the referee just kicked the puck directly to a flame i see how it is 💔

[odtherat]

I shall finish later

[johnhwatsonblog]

Say “cheese” to the weekend!

[hunrising]

how long has it actually been since he went to fashion week cause the last memory i have is this

[mychlapci]

Vampire Prowl huuuu After he loses control for the first time in eons, I bet he's absolutely mortified once he comes back to his senses. Methinks he should make it up to Sunny and Sides.

I bet that once the initial shock from the cave in subsides, being the rough and tumble kinky sorts themselves, the twins would probably find the idea of vampire Prowl really fucking sexy. Finally, they're seeing another side to their icy commander, and they want him.

Prowl is of course, terrified at the prospect of even acknowledging his "condition" around them, but once everything with the medbay is sorted out, they corner him. Still fearful of his newfound addiction to the scent of the twins, memories of how delectable their fluids tasted flashing through his memories upon seeing them. He tries to avoid them in true Prowl fashion, muttering stony apologies and trying to brush them off, but they cut off his escape. Not until they hear the full story.

So he finally relents. Telling them about how tempting in-line fuel smells to him, how bland regular medgrade is, how he's basically starving himself all of the time, how his accursed instincts are a massive opsec risk (he doesn't say all of that with the same outright negatively connotated wordings I'm using here, but I'm sure the twins pick up on the self depreciation anyways). So the twins have An Idea.

Why don't they train those instincts out of him? The more he ignores them, the bigger of a problem they are, after all. Prowl would refuse initially, but the twins, being the little shits they are, would not only stalk and hound him for days, but also go over his head to talk to Ratchet and Optimus.

They're now officially reassigned to being his bodyguard slash handlers. Between the two of them and Ratchet's blessing to his medgrade stores, Prowl would never need to go hungry ever again. They were already used to biting each other mid interface too, so Prowl feeding from them also actually makes their engines rev like crazy.

Don't mistake them for being mere bloodbags though. As long as the arrangement is in effect, outside all official military or administrative matters, Prowl has to follow their lead and listen to them. Can't have the skittish vampire running loose without a leash. Literally.

Part of the deal is that the twins would be responsible for Prowl's actions at all times, since he's deathly afraid of having a repeat of the incident in the cave in. As a result, they went to Wheeljack and had stealth manacles and a collar fashioned just for him. Sleek little things with powerful electromagnets, shock devices and stasis lock inducers built into them, made specifically to integrate into his armour plating so that they can be worn discreetly in public at all times.

These manacles go into his ankles, knees, and elbows, while the collar goes around his neck, coloured white to look like a seamless extension of his neck plating. All capable of restraining or completely immobilising him even with the enhanced vampiric strength. And with those in place, they really do train him in earnest.

Every night, they spend a few joors with him on his knees, magnetised to the ground while they drip feed a little bit of their blood, just to get him used to regular feeding sessions without overwhelming him. If he loses control and tries to go feral, they immediately engage the immobilisers and shock him back to his senses.

They'll lock his limbs onto a chair and play tetrachess with him, while a cube of freshly drained line-energon is kept in the room, testing his ability to retain his cognizance while smelling fresh blood. They'd insert a reverse vice into his mouth, with the lowest spring tension at first, slowly increasing it over the decaorn to train his biting habits, since vampires have the innate reflex to clamp their jaws over their victims' lines as hard as possible to maximize the blood flow.

Soon, Prowl would be trained to only bite as hard as a kitten after his instincts have been rewired, only using force when he's consciously willing it. He can drink from them without rupturing their lines now! The twins reward him by letting him lightly nibble on their fingers for good behaviour after this.

Before he knows it, Prowl would've basically given over every aspect of his private life to Sunny and Sides. Because it feels good to finally have some measure of control over that untameable part of him, even if that control is in someone else's hands. The twins are already responsible for monitoring his eating habits and vampiric instincts, so they might as well take it further, since their commander doesn't seem to be complaining at all.

At the end of every shift cycle, they now cuff his arms behind him, and lead him to wherever they're planning to go, be it to bed or the washracks. No more all nighters. When he refuels, they tip cubes of medgrade fuel to his lips, firm fingers gripping his chin, tilting it upwards. When they wash and polish him, he stands stock still, knees and ankles apart in a spreader, wrists cuffed and chained above him. When they feed him, he bites down gently as he'd been trained to do, restrained frame in either of their grips, and lets go without protest when they unhitch his jaw. When he sleeps, it is with the immobilisers disabling his motors, letting them cuddle him like a limp ragdoll, with the mouthguard on medium tension in his jaw.

Of course, Prowl would still have moments where his vampiric nature gets the better of him, but with the precautions they've put in place, they're not really big issues anymore. He's their subby little bloodsipper now. And of course, they'll be fucking him nonstop once they break that final social barrier between them. With his enhanced senses, surely Prowl can smell their arousal every time he obeys them without question, and feel his pussy becoming so, so wet in response…(Agree with anon, vampire Prowler is underrated)-🔌

ouuu i love this. Prowl getting shock-trained to be a good little vamp is so fun <3 and of course, when he learns how to be a good boy and remain in control of his instincts (as opposed to simply ignoring them), he gets an overload as a reward <33