#also no hate to homestuck fans

[yekuthiel]

i’m ngl i can’t take anyone seriously that has a typing quirk this incomprehensible .

like at least if your going to be antisemitic type it coherently .. not wanna be homestuck shit .

anyways ,, typically i don’t give a platform to this sorta behavior but it’s just too funny to not show .

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

woohoo !!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1

[forbiddentaako]

fuck it radioapple week day 1:late night/early morning

[g0ref1sh]

john and dave doodles. feeding a dying nation (pepsicola shippers)

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY 413! Here's more of the [non-Sburb AU] Filipino/multiracial Striders I write and draw. Bitter melon was on sale in the store, so I bought a ton, and I was like, 'How can I make this Homestuck content?' Lol. I like the taste, but I thought it would be funny to have Bro bully Dave into eating it as a punishment for being a sneaky vegetable-hating teen. (Good thing Lil Cal is always there to keep an eye on him when Bro is out.)

Idk, mostly wanted to draw the food, bc bitter melon looks so fun when it's sliced like that.

Bro and Dave are both trans men.

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[Dave walks in on Bro cooking. Lil Cal is seated at the table already.] Dave: the fuck- what are you cooking Bro: Ginisang ampalaya. Heard you're not eatin' your veggies. Dave: cal... fuckin snitch Bro: HEY. Dave: seriously what is that alien dick Dave: ugh its all bumpy too Bro: Bitter melon. It tastes like cucumber skin, but has a better texture. Dave: fuckin gross Bro: What, are you a fuckin' pussy? Too white to try pagkaing Pilipino? ["Filipino food"] Dave: damn right if it involves warty dick-cumbers Dave: aint filipino no more Dave: gonna have to hog the white genes on this Bro: Here. Prob want some cock sauce on that. [The food has crisp bitter melon, melted tomatoes, and scrambled eggs.] Dave: ugh do i have to eat it Bro: Yes. [Everyone is seated at the table. 'Cock sauce' is Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle.] Dave: oh its not bad Dave: ... [The bitterness sets in.] Lil Cal: HAA HAA Dave: is this even edible Bro: Sure is. [Bro eats it normally.] And if I hear you're not eating your vegetables... Well, I'll just have to cook more of the same thing dad used to make me. There's enough to last all week. Dave: ...fuck Bro: Eat up. It's healthy. Dave: please dont make me eat this Dave: ill eat any other vegetables ok? just not this Bro: That's what I wanna hear. But you're still finishing this one. For throwing out all that food. Dave: ugh END.

[tigerbears]

Homestuck Spoilers Out of Context.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

I need to reread homestuck it’s been a few years since i have and it is genuinely really good like. it is Flawed As Shit but it unironically changed media forever for a reason and that reason is it’s really good.

[concrewingwombat]

Introducing: Nick Simmons! digitalAmatuer [DA] Age: 18 Pronouns: He/Him Classpect: Page of Doom Moon: Derse

Nick Simmons a quiet, yet very outspoken person. He is very bad at showing emotions to others, often seeming very pissy and awkward to text or talk to. In truth, if he hated you, he would steer clear of you. He always worries about his next project, working on robots, hanging out with his best friend Cole, making schematics, or roller skating in New York City, going places where nobody is supposed to be. He hates authority and anyone that gives commands, but he will listen to them if given by a friend while complaining the entire time. Despite his pessimistic nature, he deeply cares about his friends, even if not stated directly. Crafting little gifts or randomly texting them to see what they're up to.

The art below is made by my boyfriend!!! The one next to it is made by me.

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Got a follower with a vriska icon and shortly after a submission from someone who hates vriska. I have no way to know if it’s the same person, but either way I love this poll it’s so fucking funny

[apotelesmaa]

I will be so honest y’all have gotta let homestuck go. It wasn’t that good. It’s not even a funny bit anymore when stuff from it wins polls or whatever. Let it go the way of superwholock.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

This is probably swinging a bat at a hornet's nest but the whole "bigotry as a joke or for trolling is still bigotry" thing also needs to be applied to creators and artists. Like you can't excuse someone being an absolute asshole and saying awful shit just because they made a show or comic that you like.

[measureyourlifeincake]

the same cafe that did a collab with undertale a few months back is doing an official hs collab this year i think for 4/13

you say this like i know there was a cafe that did a collab with undertale a few months back

anyways i did do a quick google search between reblogging that post and getting this ask and apparently theyre like, capitalizing on people's nostalgia for homestuck, which feels... weird to me? for some reason?

idk why "some rando with a cafe made some homestuck drinks in 2023 as if homestuck were still popular" feels more right to me than "a big fancy 'immersive art cafe' for nerds is doing an official partnership with viz media/hs and selling official merch and leaning heavily on the nostalgia factor and also james roach wrote a song for it" even tho the later probably makes more sense. something just rubs me the wrong way about it, but i cant quite put my finger on why.

EDIT: my reservations aside, i would absolutely check it out if i weren't on the opposite side of the country

[toaster-hair]

$0m3t1m3$ t#1ng$ d0n't n33d t0 b3 wr1tt3n 0ut 💀

how are you cringing at me when you literally speak homestuckian...

[rainbowgod666]

Also its homestuck

Nothing short of

ACTUAL IRL PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR

Can do shit

okay let me tell you youngins a story back in the days of 2014 homestuck fandom

so this was around july,2014, when 4chan decided “hey, lets troll homestuck and post gore/porn in the tag, bash their ships, bash their fantrolls, and draw the mayor dead”

4chan fucking lost their minds because they couldnt upset us no matter how hard they tried, and SO many 4chan members got pissed, so they raided ALL of tumblr instead, rather then just homestuck.

tldr: 4chan tried to troll homestuck fandom, homestuck fandom too weird, 4chan babies got pissed off and raided all of tumblr instead. this is still so fucking funny to me 2 years later

[yelloworangesoda]

some ppl make good eris//l content and some people just make up two guys that look like them and go “uwwu tjeyre soooo cute” and it sucks i hate that so much in general but especially for these two