#also no Yona hate

[cumulonimbuns]

Summary:

It didn’t matter that his heart was breaking. That the Zora he loved was marrying someone else. That he sat there and watched him get married. Because at the end of the day Link knew he couldn’t allow himself to break. Allow himself to feel.

He had to find Zelda.

And then everything would be fine.

Or:

Link is majorly going through it, but refuses to ask for help. After learning of Zelda’s fate, Link’s journey finally takes its toll on him, and all of Hyrule is forced to come to terms with the burden their hero endures.

Link is Hyrule’s Hero, the knight who never backs down from any challenge, but what happens when the hero they all love is in need of rescuing from himself?

Or; or:

I saw all the shit Link’s been going through on his own, and decided Hyrule wouldn’t stand for it.

This is a SidLink fic, but it’s also pretty heavy on the found family regarding Link, Zelda, the Sages + some others. If that sounds up your alley than hey! Maybe you’ll enjoy this fic.

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER DAY 20: ZORA WELLSPRING

Sidon plays packhorse. Link and Zelda play with electricity and water. Everybody leaves happy except for the fried aerocuda.

(Something’s in the water temple.)

This is a self indulgent totk au called Familiar Familiar where link and zelda travel through upheaval hyrule! Masterpost can be found here:

Patreon here too, if you wanna feed me a slice of bread like a duck

[crowfanity]

Fellas, is it gay to get down on one knee, ask for another man's hand, and give him a ring as proof of your vow?

[oceanwithouthermoon]

people who hate female characters cuz they "get in the way" of their gay ships r so weak, im gonna transify ur blorbo and make them lesbians

[cashasthephonebox]

Oh haven't you heard? I'm engaged to my childhood friend that I literally never mentioned. I love her very much even though you're my best friend and know nothing about her.

Y'know why I hate this trope? Because female characters deserve better than this shit. Oh, the fandom really like this character and think he might be gay? Better add a girl in there.

Christ I hope she has some story and personality I'm so sick and tired of random female characters being created for the purpose of no homoing someone.

Women don't exist just to be someone's sudden wife.

[hellsite-detective]

The door creaks open, and a burly-looking chap stalks his way into your office. He doesn’t speak, instead opting to pass you a simple, handwritten note scrawled on what seems to be a napkin from a coffee shop-

“Requesting information about the “I would fuck Sidon” post for research purposes. I have found myself in desperate need to prove its existence to a skeptical colleague. Forgive the odd presentation of my message. Sincerely-“

The signature has been blotted out- it seems the writer wishes to conceal their identity. A phone number is scribbled beneath it. As soon as you finish copying it down, the man takes the napkin out of your hands, rips it apart, and leaves without another word.

no need to apologize for your oddly formatted request! i've seen weirder. but that's par for the course in this city. shall we get started?

i was bein' asked to find a post about fucking Sidon the Zora Prince from the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (as well as Tears of the Kingdom). i went on down to the Search Bar and asked the big fella Google for "tumblr i would fuck sidon." they seemed to perk up at that comment.

"hmmm yeah. i betcha do, doll."

they then proceeded to hand me a link to tumblr "Sidon x reader" fics. i scoffed at them and demanded i see images of what i'm lookin' for. they shot me a spicy look, causin' me to realize my wordin' was a little suspicious. shockingly, however, they gave me what i was lookin' for. well, amidst several images of Sidon, that is. but i finally had a lead to go on. i went ahead and took a trip down to the final address listed in the photograph and snooped around filterin' for "private message" and found what i believe to be the post. i filed it away for safe keepin'.

here you are, my silent client! i hope this is the post you were lookin' for! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[waywardsalt]

man just about every new little bit of that new totk book i see just makes me feel more and more rabid

[opabiniasarecool]

Head cannon that Lady Yona sounds shockingly similar to Zelda and it confused the ever living fuck out of Link the first time they met.

May draw this later, but I'm tired and was supposed to be asleep an hour ago anyway :P

[weakestwarrior]

(Yona and Zelda simply existing)

A specific group of totk fans: damn is anyone gonna hate these women or do I have to?

[mylonelydreaming]

You know a ship is good when people have to resort to absurd and performative political hand-wringing over their hair colour, sex/gender and race

[lucky-penne]

Why do people have to post anti-Yona shit on the Sidon x Reader tag 😐 I don't want to see that and I bet many others don't either. Already had to block 3 people so far for it. I just want to read my smut in peace 😔

[radiosummons]

Wait ... y'all really thought Nintendo was gonna let you guys fuck the fish?

No hate to any SidLink shippers. I totally get why you guys fuck with this pairing so much.

But, like, some of y'all are really overreacting at best. And at worst, some of y'all are just being outright misogynistic.

When has canon ever actually mattered with shipping anyway??????

It's not like you can't keep shipping Sidon and Link. Just write a oneshot where Sidon breaks off the engagement or Yona calls of the wedding when she's about to say her vows. Literally, nothing is keeping you guys from shipping these two.

Why are you guys being like this about a fish lady?????

[c0rpsedemon]

there's so much manga i have to read it's unreal 😭

[jmeldog]

Because I need to make a PowerPoint shittalking Katta due in 3 weeks, I continued watching Katta era duema (I’m all over the fucking place) where I left off at early VSR. I’d managed to get 8 episodes in without getting the Katta Era headaches (very impressive, my max limit was usually 6), but yeah this sequence broke got me. I really did feel like the last pic by the end of it.

Fucking bootleg Mickey mouse-eared Disney Land wish granting team parachuting in, knocking Katta unconscious, and dressing he and Lulu up for their “honeymoon”. Insane. That’s enough Katta era for tonight yeah.

Anyway yeah good for Lulu, I’ll support obsessive teenage girls being a little silly. There’s hardly a force in the universe stronger. I’ll always support silly women, especially after all the shit this era in particular puts me through.

[doizy]

Yona of the Dawn is full of shippable pretty boys (and quite a few rugged men) why are people obsessed with shipping the one who canonically doesn't feel romantic emotions!!!!!

[spaceistheplaceart]

day 5: okay i finally got to Yona and completed the Zora's Domain Temple... I'm comforted to know that Yona and Sidon are in an arranged marriage,,, honestly- there's no way these guys are actual in love (I say this as a Sidlink shipper, but if you enjoy Yona and Sidon together more power to you) I mean I read the tablets and Sidon thinks of Yona as a big sister, canonically, and all at once suddenly was thrust into an engagement with her. They're great friends, but I'm choosing to believe this is a lavender marriage and both parties are gay so Sidlink can prevail and Yona already has a gf in her own Domain. BTW tho I LOVE Yona! ! ! Her theme is so pretty, she is so pretty... tbh i think im a little gay for her :flustered: soooo the real ships are Sidon x Link and Yona x Me okay

Speaking of tablets, WOW cool lore like Mipha could canonicalaly speak to Sidon from beyond the grave and Sidon is the direct descendant of Princess Ruto.

THE TEMPLE WAS AWESOME BTW. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS SO WELL DESIGNED. THE MUSIC, THE BUBBLES, THE FLOATING!!! I LOVED THE FLOATING SO MUCH... OUGH. IT REALLY WAS JUST PERFECT. usually water temples are the worst but this was was amazing <3 good job and give whoever thought of that floaty underwater feeling a RAISE IMMEDIATELY.