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not that ratcon wasn't everything i hoped and dreamed but i AM excited to see my cats at midnight tomorrow
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If I shall fall. On that day. I only pray;
Don't fall away from me.
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#loved the idea hated the process loved the result#DAMN WINGS ARE HARD#this is also on my ig but i posted the better version here bc Tumblr is special ;)#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#fanart#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#illustration#angel wings#hozier lyrics cuz im gay#hozier#i carrion (icarian)#unreal unearth#hozier x good omens#and i dont care#happy new year#my art#mustardoods
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If I had a nickel for every Dog detective x freak that loves them ship...
Well I'd probably have a shit ton of nickels, but I can think of only two ones rn
#detey#freelance husbands#... theres also harrykim but im not tagging that#dont wanna get shot#anyway#sam x max#dogman x petey#i lied theres also hankcon and reed900#arguably hankcon are both dogs but u know what i mean#i know im cringe let me live#...dogman gave me motivation to start writing my book again so#thanks ig#dog man x petey
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what’s he doing over there? silly bugger 🙁
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he looks like he’s about to yell at the youths to keep off the lawn 💔
he doesn’t know it but he’s about to make a terrible decision once again 😔
ever since he was a young lad he could never learn how to keep his mouth shut 🫡 it’s how he keeps ending up in these situations honestly…
#someone left their old dog in the car 😿#he’s gonna overheat ☹️#i miss my favorite old guy… 😔#i also miss his husband 😔#sighhh i can never be happy ig 💔#charles xavier#professor x#xmen#am i allowed to tag cherik??#who cares 😁#cherik#xmcu#xmen Logan#wish does not shut up
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last doodle of 2024, and on new year’s eve at that… fitting for it to be a re-draw of a super old star-lord drawing (my husband and i watched gotg together recently and im back in my marvel era)
#i MISS the marvel fandom so bad i know it was like 2019 I was in it but i miss it ): rivals taking me back to it fr…#star lord#peter quill#guardians of the galaxy#gotg#miss my marvel friends too ngl … my husband doesn’t get it when I sit and info dump LMAO#fanart#marvel#welcome back that tag ig#sorry to my new followers we’ll be back to the gothic fantasy but auugh my long lost love MARVEL#I could continue to wane in the tags here but it’s just new year’s eve reminiscing abt the past. Hi peter#also i AM slapping some of my old headcanons on this drawing (NOT ALL OF THEM). He IS super ginger and he DOES have freckles I will not#accept otherwise. Sorry !
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this screenshot is CRAAAAAZYYYYYYYYY
context this is ludwig watching hitler vs darth vader epic rap battles of history 3
#yapping#also the part where ludwig goes “ig that means darth vader loves jewish people” after he killed hitler made me laugh so hard#like hell yeah he does!!!! hes my husband!!!!!!#yumeship with darth vader going strong like 10 years#/hj
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kiss marry kill
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kiss mino marry mino kill everyone else
kiss: Endo
marry: Togame
kill: Ume (we’ve done it before and we can do it again)
#why’d you have to pick that togame pic GOD#mari answers#i dont think endo should have the luxury of dying he’s gotta live while i destroy chika’s spirit by killing ume#and id wanna make out sloppy with him at least once in my life too#also my umari rights allow me to kill Haji cause my recent selfship commission was of us getting married…#and i always assumed my husband would die due to a family curse anyways#ig the real answer would’ve been marry ume kiss togs and kill endo#but im not about to be predictable abt it
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While the Thomas's are still in their at home recovery phase, Elaine takes to keeping the news on so she can keep an eye on Duke while he is on Signal duty.
She doesn't like it of course, she winces at bad hits, remembering her own training as a young woman. But she fears not knowing what happens to her son more than she fears a little worry. He's strong, she knows that, and she trusts him.
She's glad for this one day.
For Duke it had been a long week, a long life if he was being honest. The "what ifs" had kept him up most nights and made whatever sleep he had gotten functionally useless. Not to mention how he helped out Tim with something around 11 and that nearly every fucking meta in Gotham had it out for him today.
A dozen fights in and someone finally knocks him in a way that Duke is wondering how he's going to get up from this one.
His powers are screaming, his body is screaming, hell, he might be screaming. Around the ringing in his ears it doesn't really make much of a difference.
Someone (or something) is coming at him and Fast, Izzy in his ear is telling him Hood's position, she already called for aid ten minutes ago (he loves her so much, has he mentioned that recently?).
A shadowy figure steps in front of him.
At first he thinks it might be Bruce, but then Izzy would have warned him, and Bruce had never looked so oily and smoky before. Duke concludes that maybe this is someone else coming to finish him off.
Great, wonderful, he thinks as his muscles tense to shadow step.
Duke is soon proven delightfully wrong.
The big guy who was, not a second ago, rushing him to squish his tender flesh, is struggling, making nearly animalistic sounds as the oil slick clouds from the shadow guy in front of him shoot out to grab the big guy.
There's a poof, not unlike his own shadow stepping, and then the big guy is fucking gone.
Shadow guy turns to look at him, big glowing purple eyes shine at him through the darkness. Duke is struck dumb for a moment.
"Mom?" he whispers.
The Red Hood steps onto the scene just in time. He wasn't far, less than half a mile away, putting the finishing touches on his taxes for the year. (He may be running a criminal enterprise but let it be know that he does pay his fucking taxes, Tim.)
He rushes over, training a .44 on the remaining non-bat on the field. The smog creature turns to look at him, and pointedly at the gun. Somehow he feels more chastised in a way that nothing B could do or say could ever achieve.
And then it's gone.
Jason jogs over, offering a hand to his (co-worker? co-sufferer of B's shit? 'lil bat bro' [Jason rolls his eyes at internal Dick]) Duke.
Duke grabs it, weakly (ohhhh someone's gonna get Bennchhedddd).
"What the fuck man," Jason can't help but say. "Does the hat-man owe you money?"
Duke laughs, and he looks more alive than he did a second before. (Jason is going to get a good grade in mentor, something both normal to want and possible to achieve.)
They both hear Izzy's audible relief on the line.
"Yeah he fucking does," Duke jokes back.
#duke thomas#jason todd#elaine thomas#someone caught the exchange on camera#'the hat man owes the signal money' becomes a meme in gotham#also the running meme of the hat man running from a floating signal are common#not pictured here: elaine thomas's full panic attack in her husbands arms#she knows that the immortal men may now be after her and ohhh boy is that something#anyway bamf elaine thomas or die by my sword#elaine thomas has umbrakinesis agenda#tim drake#bruce wayne#just cause they got a mention ig#izzy ortiz#this got messy as fuck but i need yall to know that i had the image of shadow wreathed elaine in the shower and rushed to write this#shes soooo cool 2 me#bread talk
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something about being told im 'the leading person at this whole academy when it comes to interpretation and stage intelligence' by the husband of the woman im trying (not really. but i mean. who knows) to seduce... ok boy you got me. lets make it a polycule.
#im playing it all cool and funny now but atm i legit burst into tears lol#like he said i have a 'good voice too of course' but i know realistically that is not my strongest asset#and even if i were technically perfect. which im NOT lol. the voice itself is just nothing special. it's there ig but that's about it#but its nice to know i may not be 100% useless after all#(just 90%)#also apparently the most feared and respected professor who came to the concert said. again. that he likes me the most.#which again. crying real actual tears about this all rn this means literally the world to me this is everything i have#and i have no one to share this with because im not gonna say it to my uni friend cause i dont want her to feel like im boasting or sth#(even tho she has no such qualms herself but probably because i know how. not great. it feels when someone keeps talking about themselves#and about how great they are and how easy everything is for them. i dont wanna do it back at her.#well there's also the fact that i dont think im great and this is not fucking easy to me at all lol#but idk i think the difference between us is that she actually admitted she sees no point in singing if she cant show off (thus she hates#the duet we're singing because she sings the lower part and cant show off her high notes or coloratura.#which is like. an insane take to me. i mean it i get it. kinda. if i had a voice like hers maybe id be like that too fuck knows.#but that just feels so. idk. sad to me. so self obsessed and empty. like you dont care about the music itself? about you being a part of it?#also immediately made singing with her not fun anymore. i thought we were creating something TOGETHER. but thanks for the confirmation#that you only really care about being 'better than'. yikes.#like idk this behaviour is funny and iconic in old school opera legends like yes go bite each others dicks off.#but it hits completely different when it's your own colleague let alone your friend. like damn girl. damn)#) anyway. the husband is kinda hot too now that i think of it. i really should seduce them both.#except its realistically not possible since they've both seen me cry now (she saw it like a hundred times lol)#so ive lost the hot and mysterious card alas. no uni professors romance for me
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sam reid stop having such a beautiful fucking voice holy fuck you're making lestat being attractive make sense to me
#FUCK OFFFF FUCK OFF STOP BEING HOT YOU PIECE OF FUCK#FUCKBOFF YOU HOT PIECE OF DHIT#I LITERALLY DIDNT GET IT UNTIL RIGJT NOW THIS WHOLE YIME IGE BEEN LIKE SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF#UFKC FUCK CUCHDGZY DF JESUS CHEIST WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE THATC#IM HAVING A NORMAL ONE#PIECE OF SHIT YOU CANT JUST WRITE A LOVESONG FOR YOUR HUSBAND LIKE THAG YOU FUCK#^^^ all this is me battling the demons in my mind the demons are holy shit lestat is a musician and a beautiful singer#AND THAG IS MY ONE FUCKING WEAKNESS#sam reid have you ever been in a musical bc ill throw you off the bridge if you aren't in one yesterday#interview with the vampire#bluebird.txt#Louis. I Get It Now.#but also FUCK OFF YOU CSNT JUST DO THATTTT STOP USING YIUR EVIL POWERS OF BEAUTIFUL KYSIC AGAINST ME!!!!!!#I STILL HAVENT FORGIVEN TOU FOR KILLING THAG TENOR
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almost done w fic rb’s just a few more left 🙂↕️
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#they’re super long fics that’s why it’s taking a while (not a complaint at ALL) i just always wanna write down my fav parts :3#also look at my two husbands… 🤭#after my rb’s i rly need to hunker down and work on the cult leader geto story#what makes a it a drabble vs a fic though… i mean i Know but hmmmmm#ok if it ends up being more than 2k/3k words (which i don’t think it will) then i’ll say it’s a fic ig#actually maybe more than 5 is what i’d constitute as fic territory#personal
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francesca bridgerton is literally me in every single way possible except for eye color and number of siblings and maybe that's why i love michael so much
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HOLY SHIT GOOD OMENS FANART TIME BABEY!!
This is actually a redraw! my first redraw ever, it was originally drawn like a fucking year ago-
^ original >:3
#my drawings!!#Good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziriphale#good omens fanart#preparing for S2#also gonna have so much more fanart on here soon (hopefully)#fun story! 90% of what ive done today has been GO related..#rewatching s1. drawing the husbands. listening to my playlist for them. and scrolling theorys/ headcannons jesus christ#no rest for the insane ig
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I know you better then sight alone.
I would know you if I were blind.
I would know you if I were deaf.
If all things ceased to exist but me I would still know you.
I would yearn for you so.
A day without you is torture.
The day that the possibility of you never returning becomes true I could not bear.
So let us both lie down here.
Neath this old oak.
And sing until there is no air left in our lungs.
#no i have not reached my peak of dumbassery#poem#poems on tumblr#poems and poetry#original poem#poetry#love poem#ig#not that good at poetry#I hate poetry in fact#I wrote this with one ship in mind#snufmin#also fits ineffable husbands#ineffable husbands
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The nerd and his mom who I still need a name for
#Me when I use my and my husbands flesh to create a weird homcunculus who sees me as mom but I see as a test experiment#also my husband finds out and divorces me#also I’m kinda insane#and have murdered some (many) people#i can not art#art#my art#digital art#oc art#oc#my oc#spirit Chase#Feng bai#qing xia#Feng bai’s mom#<- name placeholder ig???#art dump#sketches#doodles
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Recently watched Brokeback Mountain 🏔️ and I just had a wackass dream where Alma sees her husband kissing Jack and is just super into it
She then spends the rest of the movie trying to have a threesome without scaring her husband off/letting him know she knows and that accidentally turns into a poly relationship???
I’ve been searching desperately for an hour to see if anyone else sees my vision but the answer appears to be no😭
ITS TIME FOR ME TO BE THE CHANGE I WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
#(Ya know when you just close your eyes and then all of the sudden you’ve got a third parent and 2nd husband in the house)#I just think it has promise and I like throuples#ig im gonna start writing fanfiction#the idea of Alma trying drop hints to Ennis that she also thinks Jack is hot and would like to go fishing with them👀#I know this is not a very enlightened post#look I just want the characters I liked to be happy and this is what my subconscious came up with#brokeback mountain#ennis del mar#jack twist#Alma Del Mar#Alma beers Del Mar#jack and ennis#Jack twist x ennis Del Mar#Jack twist x ennis Del Mar x alma beers Del Mar#please someone else write this I hate writing#I just wanna read#IM TALKING TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR#IM ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS#I’m talking to myself lol
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