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How i acquired my second child
These two are my travel companions on the monk campaign i use for pearl hunting,
Pearl and Pond Scum
I'll show them off properly in another post but basically Pond is a scrawny tiny baby who needs all the love and Pearl would probaly kill lizards on her own if i wasn't dragging her where i wanna go
(This is exactly how i found her btw, bullying a lantern mouse on my way to shoreline)
#rainworld art#rain world art#the birds rainworld art#rainworld oc time#rainworld oc#slugcat oc#rw slugcat#rw slugpup#rw slugsona#rw downpour#shaded citadel#still ghe easiest interactions for me to write#romance???#nah have some parental moments instead#also imagining what lttm would be like for my tiny son#rw looks to the moon#looks to the moon#rw iterator#the birds rainworld comics
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Soooo, you know that part where Rook and Emmrich argue before the final battle, and the game gives you those three options to pick from? And EACH ONE still results in a fight?
Which on do you see G’iney choosing, if she had to? Because I get three totally different vibes from each, and I’m curious which one she’d default to.
Ooh, this was a hard one because the argument is just so... nothing. Barest of bare bones. (No offense, Manfred.) And awkward. And I can only really imagine Guinevere and Emmrich getting much deeper into it than the game seems to let you, with much more passion, raised voices, feelings and worries shouted, etc, probably ultimately ending in some form of affectionate touch, whether or not they actually really come to an agreement at the end.
Ex. Guinevere stopped at the corner and turned to look back towards the dejected necromancer, leaning wearily against his desk. Her heart thrummed with a sudden ache that dampened the annoyance she felt at his stubbornness. What he had said to her was aggravating... but it didn't feel right to leave things like this. She didn't want him reading too much into it. And honestly, neither did she. Turning on her heel, the young mage came back to the man. She reached out to take one of his large, elegant hands in her dainty one and pulled it to wrap his arm around her waist. She moved into embrace him. Instinctively, Emmrich brought his other arm around to encircle her as well. Guinevere reached up to cup his jaw in a palm and draw him closer down to her height. Moving up on tiptoe, she touched her lips to his ever so tenderly. A quiet moan sighed from her lungs as he indulged the contact, nudging deeper into the kiss to embrace her lips with his own. Despite what lay before them, there was no hurry, no haste. All there was at that moment were two devoted lovers enveloped in a soft, sweet exchange. When they finally parted, they remained close, brows touching, noses brushing together as they gazed deeply into the other's eyes. "Emmrich," Guinevere breathed after a moment, stroking his cheekbone with her thumb, "I'm not giving up so easily. On anything." A spark of hope that seemed to have gone out of Emmrich's eyes during their argument glimmered to life again deep within his hazel depths as he picked up on her meaning. His hold on her tightened gently, pulling her still closer. "Then neither shall I," he murmured sincerely, "my darling Rook." And he angled his mouth against hers for another gentle kiss that she eagerly obliged.
That said, you asked if she HAD to choose what the game offered. It would probably be the "I mean something to you!" option. That feels most like her out of the three. The first option kind of shoves Emmrich's insecurity in his face, and I don't ever see G'iney doing that, as she hates to have that done to her. And the last option feels just a bit too cheeky for her, especially considering the topics of love and someone being in love with her. But her kind of teasing him about being able to say he cares about her but not go all the way to say he loves her feels mostly in line with her. "You know, it'd take a lot less time to say "I love you" than "I care for you deeply" and mean the same thing, Mr. Always-chooses-his-words-carefully."
#emmrich volkarin#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich x rook#emmrich x oc#emmrook#guinevere vynhalsyne#guineverich#emmrevere#ask me anything#rom-e-o#no but this exchange had so much potential and was done so dirty#it could have been so dramatic and heartfelt but they kinda just said “... nah--that's good enough”#NO I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME AND DO NOT INTEND TO I AM JUST INVESTED IN THIS LATE-MIDDLE-AGED NECROMANCER AND HE SKELETON SON#SO SUE ME#(also lowkey invested in MOST of these male characters because they're all LOVELY to look at lol)
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❝ great ! just― fucking great ... ❞ he feels so fucking tired of fighting , of crying , of fucking living . he wants to sleep forever , comfortably wrapped in the softness of his expensive sheets watching new york from the sky , but the idea of moving , of going anywhere seems like an impossibility ❝ thank you . ❞ he adds for good measure , an afterthought more than a true feeling .
❝ i'll be leaving tomorrow , i won't bother you anymore ❞ he says , curling in on himself as he wraps a blanket around his body , but before he can stop himself he continues ❝ but before that , is there any chance you could give me some sleeping pills , doc ? ���
there's shame in that , he's a crazy as connor's momma now , fucking terminal . he tries to explain himself even if no one is asking ❝ i just― i don't wanna think anymore for tonight . ❞
“You’re more than welcome to stay the night here if you need to just - get away from things for a bit.”
@abusedog
#me: i want short replies#also me: nah son#PLEASE do not match length#xDDD#i'm trying#* threads.#&. marie mcashten.#nightmdic#* verse. act iv.
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hmmm...
#ghostie mumbles#if you know the base inspiration... shhh.. no you don't. but also points to you if you can actually guess it correctly.#I was so tempted to add more of the reference to this design but I need to not..... I need to restrain myself.#what if there was a running gag where you just never see his face tho similar to his dad. but like. instead of being cut off every time--#--his face is instead conveniently obscured by something whenever he doesn't have his mask on.#I think that would be funny.#kingpin's face is never seen because he's just... so big. but his son? nah it's just a running gag for me#also cuz I'm too lazy to try to design what he looks like underneath it.
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The philoctetes is a comedy actually
#The philoctetes#Odysseus#Neoptolemus#philoctetes#Philoctetes weeping with joy thank the gods my son neo sweet sweet boy thank you for taking me with you#The second odysseus has his bow and revels that it was one of his plots the entire time#Philoctetes spending the next 20 minutes of the audio book cursing odysseus out#Odysseus sticking out his tongue and waving the bow above his head going nah nah nah we don't actually need you now that I have your bow#Like I do feel bad for philoctetes#The abandonment the isolation the chronic pain the fact that same guy who caused all of that then stole your price possession#But also#This is hilarious#Neo caught in the middle like uhhh I liked talking to the old man and I feel bad about how we handled this#And odysseus being like yah that's called a conscious and you need to set it on fire the only thing that matters is results#Headcanon that odysseus just collects bows from every famous figure. Yes he does steal most of them#Odysseus being a rat bastard my beloved
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Do you think it's fair to say that Crassus looks at and understands the narrative, while Pompey looks away and ignores?
I actually think that, if we're using Plutarch, Crassus is the one prone to rejecting the narrative everyone else is going along with, while Pompey acknowledges the trajectory for what it is!
Crassus does not care for the omens, and rationalizes events as just. shit that happens (it's an interesting personality trait and narrative parallel that he shares with Cassius, to a certain degree! see: Plutarch, Brutus 37 & 39.4)
Plutarch, Crassus
and it results in a narrative where men cross over into an under/other world before they are dead.
The Defeat of Rome: Crassus, Carrhae and the Invasion of the East, Gareth C. Sampson
Pompey on the other hand, has this to say about his own mis/fortunes, which is a very honest and pragmatic acknowledgement of his life
Plutarch, Pompey
and additionally, Pompey tries to actively subvert people's expectations ahead of time (which could be read as a kind of genre awareness, if we want to keep going with the narrative comparison/framework) altho it doesn't seem to work in his favor lmao
(ibid.)
#i will say in defense of crassus not giving a shit about the omens. if my non existent son was origin point for this chain of events#i ALSO would straight up ignore them all#the bridge thing always fucks me up tho like. dude. not the bridge. even I think that's extremely bad luck. come on.#ask tag#Crassus would go into a haunted house and go ‘nah’ at the increasingly awful nightmare fuckery occurring. imo#it makes me want to put him in my favorite tomb robbing series to see what would happen#I Have Not Been Writing This Specific Type Of AU (<< a lie)
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jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic
#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship'#like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse#if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY#now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default#also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet#subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate#also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)???#at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him#too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed#listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci#jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person#plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing#also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍#JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving#the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female#mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3#the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting#tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO#ramblings!#zhongxiao#if you want to filter it out ??
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10 words every girl wants to hear
"jared, you have been evicted from the big brother house."
#blue kim don't interact#text post#bb25#blue kim can't interact bc she's in the big brother house#jared is really puttin his own mama to shame in national television. ooohhhh girlllll#yeah i read the spoiler. im upset about him being... obviously safe this week 🙄#kaily said after we finished watching the last episode: 'matt is cirie's son now'#shes so right#i didnt know i was gonna like matt so much 🥺 geez louise...#it's not enough for him to be easily the most beautiful person in the house... he also has to be a sweetie pie and a good player#i didnt know how i felt about him at first but i really really love him now. what he did for JAG!!!#i was feeling indifferent towards jag but he's grown on me as alliances have shifted#get jared and blue out before jury please. please.#cirie will have so much less to worry about if she doesn't have to worry about his dead weight#he's truly just leeching off of his mother's protection#and the edit is making him look so ok when he's out here being a jerk and a misogynist on the live feeds#HE AND BLUE ARE BOTH CHEATING ON PEOPLE OUT IN THE REAL WORLD??? NAHHHH CBS NAH YOU ARE NOT GONNA MAKE THIS A CUTE SHOWMANCE#in conclusion matt klotz is the first athlete i have ever cared about in my life
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so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr 2.2#hsr spoilers#hsr leaks#the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am#i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before#but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one#so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days#it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me#but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and#gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it#and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story#not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know#but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game#anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :)#and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream#pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we#i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see-#-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out..#the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!)#i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!?#they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing#Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it#and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet#also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow.#that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!!#not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good#Seven.txt#viddy game stuff
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just met with my old coworker from my last job for breakfast and she told me all the gossip and how my evil old supervisor is going down in flames already 🤭❤️
#also my replacement is already quitting 🤣#and so is my evil supervisor lol#my coworker i met with was my og supervisor who was nice and ber evil replacement who lied about me is quitting already lmao#she started at the end of september#and it took them a month to replace me so my replacement is leaving after like less than a month lol#also my og supervisor filled in for the new one a few times and she was like wtf there's literally no schedule or safety in this room fr#lollll#i love winning#my other old coworker is probably gonna ask me to come back bc the evil supervisor is leaving tho#but even tho i love the kids idk the new new supervisor and i love my new job and im finally gonna be full time#even tho the old school paid more and would maybe give me a raise to come back#im happier where i am#bc the management at the other school was unhinged tbh#plus they basically chose the new supervisor over me after she'd been there LESS THAN A WEEK#sooo nah <3#tho i would really love to see the kids again tho 🥺💔#but other than that no reason to go back#i was so stressed there allllll of the time#bc the office politics and drama were insane#literally everybody hated everybody and spoke badly abt eachother all the time#and management had it out for all the teachers in my room for some reason#like i worked there 5 months got notbing but glowing praise from all my other coworkers and the parents and then new supervisor lied abt me#and they immediately believed her#i ahad worked there almost 6 months and she had been there for 4.5 days#and she went to her boss's boss and cried abt me bc i told her son no you can't climb up on the table at snack time actually#and she was like omg lizzie is MEAN to the kids my son is going to be TRAUMATIZED by this#like girl......#none of the three other teachers in the room thought i was being mean when it happened girl#or any other time#and tbh my other co teachers were lowkey mean imo 😂
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the outsider's perception of clerics vs what it's like to actually play a cleric is pretty funny. i can probably count the number of times i used a healing spell on one hand
#support class? nah son i'm hitting bitches with my hammer and blasting shit with divine light#tbf i was also a grave cleric so healing wasn't worth it unless someone was on death's door lol#and i think when u account for this it really does say something abt me that this was my first clas#s#anyway i miss lysera#buzz buzz
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Limp Bizkit:
ME:
#like I get it. Limp Bizkit is just Limp Bizkit. Buuuuuuuuuuut... like I also wanna drown in all the details of their salad dressing.#Let me wade through the vast body of their Thousand Island dressing#I wanna swim a 400m backstroke through their Creamy Caesar (double entendre? maybe🤷🏻♀️.)#Watch me play marco-polo in their bottle of Ranch dressing#Hidden Valley? Psshhhhh... Ken's?? Never heard of her. Newman's Own??? Nah son. Significant Other.#Fred Durst#Wes Borland#John Otto#Sam Rivers#DJ Lethal#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#down the rabbit hole
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Yabushige count your fucking days. I am so mad
#the fucking flash forward. insane#toranaga in the fucking forest... ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IS THAT FUCKING EAGLE!!!!! NO SON NO FRIENDS!!!!#ishido blaming toranaga...... you should seppuku yourself...... shameless....#so all out war now??? no toranaga invasion???? mmm.....#yabushige has lost it.... all that for nothing... oof#oshiba and her kid finishing marikoa poem..... i think i huave covid#HIS SHIP??????#toranaga did this to keep him here knowing he wont stay now that mariko is dead.... i know it#the christians???? mariko???? to keep him here too??#omg fuji.........#toranagas baby is so big ajdhaksj 'i have more sons thanks to you' hello????#OSHIBA TURNED!!! ISHIDO ITS SO OVER!!!!#NO!!! LEAVE FUJI ALONE LET HER BECOME A NUN!!! ANJIN YOU ARE ON THIN ICE#toranaga is sucha bad bitch#i feel like anjin really felt ashamed about his first intent to arrive to japan and that mixed with marikos death... he said fuck it#and then toranaga turns it around and says nah... I am using YOU!! get your pussy up!! get your ships up!!!#'que la muerte le sea leve' thats what me and my friends say when we say goodbye to go to class ajshajanaakak i love this guy#favourite secondary character#this shot is so pretty... with the tree and the sea... the framing....#SEE how toranaga burned his ship!!!! bc he wants to keep him!!! thats his foreign pet!!#he makes him laugh and distracts his enemies ajdhajdjsj.... his jester...#beef squashed with my girlfriends husband 🤝🏻 now we hold respect for each other#that was so good#i said yabushige better count his days and here we are....#i post about someone and they die. 3/3 sobfar#if i reach far enough shogun is about a daimyo and the psychosexual relationship between him and his foreign pet...#he makes me laugh... and the last scene is the anjin laughing while looking at him... okay.....#talking tag#watching shogun#also!!! toranaga wanting to be shogun!!! this man is so complex!!! i hate him!!!
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"Gollum's Song" came up and I got all up in my fee fee's about Memories of Malice Red Son so I drew the baby realizing that no one remembers him and that he's lost all claim to the respect all the years of being Guan Yin's student had earned him.
Feel free to send in asks about the Memories of Malice AU, btw, cause, uhhhhh I'm obsessed with my own thing
Considered doing a full SIMV to this song but I've got a lot of shit going on right now. It's nearly 4 am. I just got caught up in emotions and this was the PERFECT release for them.
This song is totally Red Son singing to everyone in the Celestial Realm
Alternate version with no lyrics under Read More
#lego monkie kid#lmk red son#monkie kid#monkie kid red son#lmk fanart#red son fan art#memories of malice au#memories of malice lmk#kai keda fanart#alternatively there is also the prince trio#which runs along with the idea of memories of malice while adding a whole extra layer of awesome and angst#with what eventually becomes a brotherhood Red Son here forms with two others and said brotherhood includes Nezha#but the third member of the trio is mah friend's oc and idk if he'd be cool with me talking about all that right here right now i'd have to#ask him and it is 3:45 am for both of us soooooo nah
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Mother fuckers saying that they hope the submarine never gets found because it serves them right or whatever, when there is literally a 19yo on there who is probably going to have a slow and traumatic death lack empathy just as much as the billionaires they criticise do.
#submarine#call me a class traitor and block me Idgaf#l consider the memes pretty poor taste but like idc#but the people who aren’t just joking as sincerely hope that they don’t get found alive can go fuck themselves#also not everyone on there are billionaires like some are millionaires which is obviously very rich but#you seriously want all millionaires to die a horrible death?#as for billionaires I obviously have a distaste for them and they shouldn’t exist but to wish them such a horrible death? like nah#and yes it was dumb but again just because people do something stupid doesn’t mean they derseve to die#the nutcase ceo who tbh I don’t have that much sympathy for prolly didn’t tell his son how dangerous it could be#even if he did 19yo don’t are reckless and make dumb choices most 19 olds given the option to do go down and see titanic would
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pushing the fat agenda in the dnd campaign i am tentatively planning by having all the fat characters be sweethearts and having the mean/evil characters be thin + as they descend into being more evil they get thinner. peace and love on the planet earth <3
#the NPC who will give the pcs the opening 'go kill some rats' ass quest is a sweet fat noblewoman#whose son (mommy's special boy; also fat) went missing on an adventure#he's kind of a goober but he wants to be a big cool adventurer and he loves you so much. he's like sixteen. please be nice to him.#IF HE'S ALIVE. IDK. YOU BETTER GO RESCUE HIM.#planning combat encounters? nah <3 i'm making npcs babey. WHILE BEING CONSCIOUS OF NOT DOING A TRAVIS MCELROY.#i don't even know if i'll ever actually run this bc dming scares me sooo bad but i'm having fun doing my little worldbuilding#carly.txt
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