#Odysseus being a rat bastard my beloved

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The philoctetes is a comedy actually

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#Philoctetes weeping with joy thank the gods my son neo sweet sweet boy thank you for taking me with you

#The second odysseus has his bow and revels that it was one of his plots the entire time

#Philoctetes spending the next 20 minutes of the audio book cursing odysseus out

#Odysseus sticking out his tongue and waving the bow above his head going nah nah nah we don't actually need you now that I have your bow

#Like I do feel bad for philoctetes

#The abandonment the isolation the chronic pain the fact that same guy who caused all of that then stole your price possession

#But also

#This is hilarious

#Neo caught in the middle like uhhh I liked talking to the old man and I feel bad about how we handled this

#And odysseus being like yah that's called a conscious and you need to set it on fire the only thing that matters is results

#Headcanon that odysseus just collects bows from every famous figure. Yes he does steal most of them

#Odysseus being a rat bastard my beloved

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The philoctetes is a comedy actually