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synthshenanigans · 5 months ago
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ty for the tag :}
I have a couple names soooo why not all 3
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quite accurate honestly asdkjfhds
[Open Tags :D]
Rude. and very true but still rude 🤨
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Tag game cuz I’m bored (don’t feel pressured)
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My headcannons for what type of music the Batfam likes lol
Bruce: 40s love songs, mostly because Thomas and Martha are lovers of old music and art it’s a call back to Batman being such an old.. old character.
He also loves really, REALLY sad songs. Just straight depressing songs, like he knows all the lyrics to like the most downright suicidal songs ever.
Dick: he listens to very upbeat music, but like EDM and rap, he also loves circus music and really ridiculously old songs he knows all the words to “the flying trapeze” by heart ❤️
Jason: unironically his favourite album is Neil Cicirega's "mouth sounds" series of albums, he also would never admit it but he listens to Kikuo constantly. he's not a "fan" of vocaloid he just likes some songs. he also constantly listens to 80s and 70s hits as a call back to his character being popular in the 80s.
Tim: worst taste in music ever, he does NOT get the aux. it's all the most popular hits of the last 4 decades, for better or worse.
he also gets all the WE jingles stuck in his head, it's so bad.
it's mostly now video game OST's he got into FNAF lore at one point and actually solved it, and then got super into the music. he relates a bit too much, he calls Jason sometimes mike because they are both undead guys hellbent on keeping kids safe from the evils of this world, and Ra's afton because the bastard always comes back. he will BLARE "I hope you die in a fire" when working a Ra's case.
Damian: despite what he holds himself to he really likes the same fandom sorta music, video game lore was the only thing that Damien and Tim talk about, they have usually ZERO free time to watch or play games they just extrapolate wtf the game is about from their friends WITH free time. that being wally and bart.
so damien has a bunch of the living tombstones, classic Chinese and arabic music but mainly Pakistani, some 80s hits. 40s love songs because bruce is right they are really good, and some mislabeled cassette tapes\CD's Damien picks up on patrol that he likes.
Steph: she didn't really get a chance to listen to much music, since Cluemaster was a dick. but she did bond and learn to love Ballet music ever since Cassandra introduced it to her, she gets whole records and albums and buys one time releases on Ebay for herself and Cassandra. otherwise she just listens to audiobooks or podcasts when working.
Cassandra: TONS of ballet music along with classic Oprah music and theatre music, she goes to plays and pirates them, she listens to every single play or theatre music she can get her hands on. she listens to "rocky horror picture show" "the guy who didn't like musicals" "Coppélia" "Jesus Christ superstar" "The Mousetrap" any and everything. she adores it all, she and Steph are constantly looking for more records and plays to watch and pirate.
Barbara: weirdly enough 60s music, Jim rubbed off on her and she honestly just listens to all sorts of 60s sounding music, she had a Elvis phase where she just was constantly listening to Elvis, eventually she found out there was a TON of other 60s and 70s black artists who were ripped off by Elvis and started listening to them, she then eventually got into punk rock and rock and roll.
Harper: she is fully into the Gotham punk music scene, she literally is one of the biggest supporters of the Gotham punk scene. only random punk song CD's, videos she converted into CD's, old gothamite punk songs on vinyl, digital releases, she just has so much merch half she made herself and half she bought, she is the epitome of Gotham punk fan. she actually has a whole ass internet archive account dedicated to JUST Gotham punk.
Duke: weirdly he loves very ethereal and bright peppy music, only instrumentals though, listens to the weirdcore playlists on YouTube listens to corecore, he just has very strange music tastes.
sometimes he forgets his entire playlist is filled with weirdly ethereal music and the rest of the batfam get so confused, and think Jean-paul is blaring church music again.
Jean-Paul: only church music, he has the most bland music tastes, he sometimes listens to catholic metal or something when he's working but other than that he just blares organ music and mass and church music, everyone tries to tell him that he CAN LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE. PLEASE. but he just doesn't lol.
Thomas: he listens to 40s love songs and old Sicilian and Italian songs, he's a old fart, he loves old movie soundtracks.
William Cobb: circus music only circus music, late 1880s and 1950s circus music. it sounds like a clown house and it triggers the shit out of bruce.
Jarro: he's a baby, he has no actual opinions the batfam put on nursery rhymes andcoco melon
and the rest (carrie, Bernard, huntress and the other ones)
I have 0 idea I have not read enough comics to figure it out lol
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clegfly · 1 month ago
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Woo, it’s about time I made one of these… *cracks knuckles*
MORE ABOUT ME!!!!
HIIII!!!! My name is clegfly, or just cleg!!!! I’m an artist/ writer / professional paint drying critic/j. I’m just a silly girl doing silly things, don’t mind me. I use she/her pronouns and I am aroace!!!
LIKES
BULLET POINTS BULLET POINTS BULLET POI
Pancakes. All day. All the time. Everywhere, anywhere. Pancakes
That goes for bacon too
JELLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!1!1!1!
Why are these all foods what else do I like uhhhh
Warm. And cosy bed. And fire. And all that stuff
OLD COMPUTER AESTHETIC!!!!!! N64!!! WINDOWS XP!!!! ALL THAT SHIT
Bugs in theory
PLANTS
MUSICAL THEATRE
Graphic novels
Video games… ough my beloveds
Books
Okay now this is too long
Oops
Sorry
JELLYFISH JELLYFISH JELLYFISH
The ocean full stop actually
In theory
CHINCHILLAS
Uh
Yapping
Analysis
DISLIKES
anything on my DNI >:((((
Bugs in practice
Sport
Exercise
I’m literally hero omori
Commitment
Stress
Internet drama
Anyone who gatekeeps like. Anything.
INTERESTS???
All day every day, baby.
MAINS
OMORI- main interest as apparent by one peek at my blog… The brainrot is immeasurable and everlasting. Send help. It’s been almost four years. I love this game, its characters, story, EVERYTHING so fucking much. I’m like a billion pounds in debt to it also. I will be homeless but at least I will have my big ass heromari collection.
PMMM/ Madoka Magica- my favourite show! Consisting purely of sparkles and sunshine!!!! Why are you crying??? I’m sure not!!!!
DDLC/ Doki Doki Literature Club- another favourite of mine!!! I see a well-written cast of characters I deeply relate to go through extreme horrific horror beyond any of their comprehensions and I’m SOLD!!!
Coraline- the horrors are all consuming, but at least it’s both a visual and extremely well-written treat!!!!
TADC/ the amazing digital circus- won’t lie, watched this show when the pilot dropped and LOVED it, but forgot about it after a while as it didn’t stick with me. Then episode three came out and I’m now reduced to a blubbering mess whose brain is now significantly comprised of two fictional chess pieces. What happened? I don’t know. Send even more help.
LITTLE GUYS THAT HURT MY BRAIN SOMETIMES
Petscop
Fnaf
BATIM/ bendy and the ink machine
BSD
Deltarune
Undertale
Hawaii: Part II
SUBJECT TO CHANGE BECAUSE IM PROBABLY FORGETTING LIKE 20 AND ALSO HAVE LIKE 20 STILL TO DISCOVER
HOBBIES?!2!2!
Ya!!!! :D
Art
The main thing I do on my silly little page!!
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…in which the art is mostly unfinished doodles… but that’s okay!!!! We ball anyway
YOU CAN SEND THE CLEG REQUESTS!!!!! ALL DAY ANY DAY UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE!!!! Do not expect premium quality though lmao. (And also nothing related to DNI. Shouldn’t have to say this but. Uh. Yeah)
You cannot yet commission the cleg :(
Writing
Currently on a writing hiatus and have been for a little while (5 MONRHS WHAT) but… i do!!!! That!!!! Aka I write fan fiction AGH
Mostly. Heromari stuff. Actually all heromari stuff. I think I have one fic that isn’t heromari and it’s one I co-authored I love them your honour…
Yeah
DNI
Bit of a bummer, but I gotta set my boundaries to keep the weirdos out!! That being said, do NOT interact with my blog whatsoever if you:
Are a shotacon, lolicon, proshipper, pedo, etc etc etc. (yucky. Yuck yuck yuck. Fuck off)
Are homophobic
Are transphobic
Are aphobic/ arophobic (why. Why are you even still here)
Queerphobic in general actually get OUT!!!!
Actively shit on any of my main interests. Like ACTIVELY go out of your way to tell me how bad it is (what. What is the point. Just go)
POST ANY NSFW FULL STOP!!!!!!! (I am EXTREMELY sex repulsed and have been especially lately, I will block you on SIGHT)
Are racists/ xenophobes
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There is likely LOTS more I’m forgetting so I will update this later… also just saying I reserve the right to block ANYONE no matter if you fit into this criteria or not. If I don’t vibe with you I will politely block you and look the other way!!! No theatrics required
Anyway with all the negative stuff out of the way… I really hope you enjoy my blog!!! I’m just here to have fun honestly and express my ideas and passions and work on a little page of the internet so!!!! Hope you have fun too!!!! :D
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killingfrankie · 4 months ago
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hello smoshblr!! doing this tag game in attempt to find mutuals :p
1. How long have you been watching Smosh?
god i can’t remember it’s been so long i’ve been on and off watching them but if i were to guess i would say around the time the smosh squad became an established thing!!
2. Favourite Smosh cast member(s)?
amanda, angela, arasha and courtney!!
3. Favourite pairing?
so difficult to pick!! probably amangela or courtgela! if you asked me a few years ago i would’ve said courtivia :)
4. Favourite recurring character?
right now probably the chosen or sarah christ!
5. Favourite Smosh video?
shourtmangela fnaf in vr!! (my literal comfort video)
6. First video that got you into Smosh?
god i can’t remember it was so long ago
7. Favourite picture of the cast?
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8. Favourite picture of your fave?
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9. What Smosh series do you want to see more of?
i need more shourtmangela fnaf stuff!!!
10. Dream guest on Smosh Mouth?
such a difficult question but probably someone like reneé rapp or chappell roan or laufey. or sinjin drowning because i am so obsessed with all these people. would it be strange to also say myself? i’m an actor myself so i just think it would be cool:3
i don’t have anyone to tag bc i don’t have any smosh mutuals!!
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daandyli0n · 8 months ago
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so. started watching a few Animatronic Restoration videos, and got a fun idea for a Fnaf au:
someone decides to try and fix up the Freddy's animatronics, and documents the full thing. ends up making paranormal content alongside their restorations because Ghosts™
they somehow even get into contact with Henry to get blueprints to figure out how to fix these guys. Henry decides "fuck it, why not?"
hell, Springtrap gets involved at some point. the second he gets involved with this, all the animatronics lose their shit, especially Fredbear. but this still happens pre-Ghost Realization.
the restorer is babysitting a bunch of ghost kids + keeping Springtrap from doing his Shenanigans™, and Henry is called repeatedly for help.
for the sake of this, we're calling the restorer "Ollie"
the progression:
"Hey, I'm fixing up these old animatronics from this old pizzeria! :D I've even gotten blueprints from the co-founder and creator!! We even have an old springlock suit from the mid-70's! It's the bear one, I think Mr. Emily called him Fredbear? Also this weird puppet thing Mr. Emily said was called Marionn. Boy, I have a lot of work to do to fix these guys up."
*finds dried blood on the inside* "Oh. Oh right, these were The Child Murder Robots™"
(very detailed, but respectful, True Crime episode where Ollie explains the MCI as they work. they try to pay their respects to the victims and their families in the video)
"Hey, Why Are The Robots Moving On Their Own"
"Oh, They're. Pretty Chill, Actually? Kinda. Fredbear is kinda iffy, but. I think he's warming up."
"Wow, Mr. Emily! How'd you make the robots so lifelike? *Henry stays silent on the other end of the line* ...Mr. Emily?"
"So. Big yellow robot bunny showed up randomly on my doorstep. Looks rotted and uh. Bloody as fuck. And the animatronics immediately became tense. Fredbear immediately tried to kill him though. So they're being kept in separate rooms for now."
"OH. OH, THERE'S AN ACTUAL FUCKING CORPSE IN THERE. HOLY SHIT, UM, WELL, TIME TO REPORT THAT- WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE COPS BELIEVE ME-"
"So, I've called Mr. Emily and asked him what the fuck to do, and he said to get rid of it like immediately. Alright, easy enough, I can do that-" *video cuts to Ollie sitting in a different room, blood leaking out of cuts on their face and shoulder, while there is the sounds of mechanical screeching and roaring are heard from another room in the background. they are holding their phone to their ear, breathing heavily and with a thousand yard stare* "OKAY MR. EMILY IT DIDN'T WORK, THE FUCK DO I DO NOW"
"Okay. For now we're just gonna leave the rabbit be for now. I'm gonna have to fix Fredbear's fur because apparently those two tried to kill each other while I went to call Mr. Emily."
"Hold Up, Are These Guys Haunted?" *two days later in the next video* "Oh, These Guys Are Fucking Haunted. BY CHILDREN."
*just an ENTIRE video of Ollie trying to talk to the kids. eventually learns that these are the MCI kids + Charlie and Adrian (CC)*
"Oh, the two kids inside Fredbear explains the "mood swings." Ah, that makes sense now."
*also figures out that Springtrap is possessed. By A Murderer. they have a fun time with this information /s*
*starts a video with a red mark around their neck, looking utterly exhausted, and with the sound of something clawing at a nearby door* "GUESS WHO WOKE UP TO THE ✨MURDER RABBIT✨ TRYING TO CHOKE THEM TO DEATH IN THEIR SLEEP AT 2:17 IN THE MORNING!! GUESS WHO HAS TO BE LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT AT NIGHT NOW!!"
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE GOT OUT OF THE WORKSHOP, JESUS CHRIST-"
*videos that are basically just them talking to the ghosts. sometimes they talk to Springtrap*
"So, I get a lot of comments asking me what it's like, why I keep the Corpse Rabbit around despite there being the Literal Corpse Of A Murderer in there And him trying to kill me, and about my knowledge of the Fazbear Lore™, let me answer it in this order for ya:
First, stop bringing up the "William Afton", "Bunch of dead Afton kids", and "Bite of '87" shit. I dunno what y'all mean by a lot of that, and I haven't had the time or the energy to ask Mr. Emily what any of that is supposed to mean.
Second, I explained in a previous video that I tried to bring up the corpse thing to the authorities and they didn't really do anything about it despite me reporting a Literal Corpse, so there's that.
Finally:"
*camera pans. Chica (Susie) is gently trying to pet Ollie's dog. Bonnie (Jeremy) is trying to play Guitar Hero, but the massive fingers are making it hard. Foxy (Fritz) is watching some sort of YouTube video on pirate facts, tail wagging. Freddy (Gabriel) is just lying on the floor and playing Toreador March as he stares at the ceiling. Fredbear (Adrian) is surrounded by plushies, and generally looks content. Marionn (Charlie) is sitting next to Freddy and fiddling with some of Ollies tools and spare parts. the camera pans back.*
*in the most affectionate voice possible* "I'm Running A Fucking Daycare Now."
that's all i've got for now :]
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sp00kies · 11 months ago
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Tell me, in full detail, what ur hyper fixated on RIGHT NOW.
im talkin, THE LORE. THE CHARACTERS, THE FAVORITE CHARACTER. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!!!!!! 1! 1! 💖
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Long post incoming. You have been warned.
I HAVE SO MANY FIXATIONS RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHH. But y’know? Imma do all of them because I’m built like that 💪
TF2
The fucking LORE AND CHARACTERS MAN. They all have so much character and traits to them…… also the fucking lore is so wild bro.
Abraham Lincoln was the original pyro. Yes, 16TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS THE ORIGINAL PYRO IN TEAM FORTRESS 2. And he invented rocket jumping!
It amazes me how the community has kept it alive for so long. Not to mention that the game released on the 10th of October, a DAY before I was born! I’m the same age as this game and it’s like one of my all time favorites. It’s destiny y’all.
As for favorite character? MEDIC ALL THE WAY
Adventure Time / Fionna and Cake
THIS FUCKING SHOW MAN AAAAAAAAAAA
The story is beautiful, the relationships are realistic and beautiful, the L O R E. A simple mistake made the Lich inevitable in ALL UNIVERSES, MEANING NO ONE IS SAFE FROM HIM. Not to mention that he has his own universe where he successfully wiped out all existence, except for BMO. BUT EVEN THEN BMO ENDED UP DYING ANYWAY.
Simon and Betty’s relationship is devastating but beautiful and the endless love they still share for each other gets me in the feels EVERY TIME.
I’m so excited for season 2 coming out next year. The ability to be normal is OVER.
Favorites are Simon, Betty, Fionna, and Jake. I love them to bits.
HLVRAI
First hyperfixation of 2020 and it came back. This whole series is comedy gold. The characters rub off each other and the memes that came from this. “HELLO GORDON!!!” is permanently infused into my brain.
Plus this and TF2 made me meet one of my long time online friends/online brother so I owe it a great deal. Wayne is a comedic genius, you guys. This series had me pausing the videos because I kept laughing too hard.
No joke, y’all like need to watch it. All acts and parts are on YouTube, watch it now. Do it, no balls. You won’t.
Legit all of the characters are my favorite but Benrey has a special place in my heart.
Five Nights at Freddy’s
I want you to ask my friends about which movie this year I was most hyped for and they will tell you because I literally did not shut up about the FNAF movie.
FNAF has been my longest hyperfixation, ever since it came out. My family will tell you which game I love because I do NOT shut up about this franchise. Hell when the first trailer for the movie dropped, my whole family asked me when I was gonna watch the movie because they knew DAMN WELL that it didn’t matter how it was gonna happen, I was going to watch that movie. And I did on opening day!
FNAF is so important to me, you guys have like no idea….. this franchise has helped me so much, and I fucking LOVE IT SO MUCH YOU GUYS OMG!!!!!!
Favorite character of all time is my boy Lefty. I love that bear.
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italianldcurtain · 2 years ago
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THE REVEAL!!!!!!!!! IT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the man behind the slaughter, the man behind the shenanigans.....
It'sa me!!!!
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In truth, this was originally supposed to be one (1) joke, a parody of a parody (Italian Elon Musk) to clown on @ldcurtain in the spirit of clowning on Curtain (I do not run that or any of the related blogs--I do run @ccontraire and @drgarrison + her clones, ccontraire was to "take credit" for this and drgarrison was just for the silly snapcube clone joke, as well as @mrbenedict which I haven't really done anything with) and it quickly spiralled into many other Italian accounts because I don't know when to quit the bit. I will beat that dead Italian horse forever.
The accounts include: @italianjeffers-headofsecurity (the one that started the slippery slope: essentially sophie was like "is there an italian jeepers?" and i was like [five minutes of vigorous offscreen construction noises] [returns panting and covered in dust and paint] "yes of course there is what do you take me for") @italiansq @italianjacksonandjillson @italianmartinacrowe (both made after being asked about the executives and being so tired of frantically constructing italians--i'd hoped someone would search to see if the executives existed and see the hint of "i'm just one little guy") @italiannicholasbenedict (mostly for the comedy of him not speaking in the silly terrible bad accent like everyone else) @italian-nerissaeurusbenedict (literally because what else could i say to "i don't care who's doing this as long as they make more!" but also italianize her?) and several others meant as one-off jokes (@italiandrgarrison @italianseymourtheorphanagecat @italianthe-italian-benedictmafia @italian-mvshortcut @italian-bi-demon-ium) and @themysteriousitaliansociety just to make a list.
Admittedly, this all spiralled so wildly out of control that while I did create all of these accounts, icons and all, myself (imagine several browsers and windows both incognito and normal open, several election fraud accounts being utilized--no new accounts, hence why no follows from italians--that were from me, anyway) I did have a few conspirators, by which I mean people I told before I realized my identity was going to be a wild secret. I was a few Italians in, but there wasn't a fandom-wide game of Italian Werewolf happening. None of these conspirators had all the pieces (and I didn't either! I have my suspicions about who "the mafia" is, but they weren't me--and the RP blogs for curtain, sq, the sister, etc., weren't me either) although Milk did create a lovely video for me. I'm afraid Nobody and Sophie were not involved, at least in the Italian empire I accidentally created. My apologies for shamelessly accusing Sophie (among others) so much, and for the accidental attention this put on our dear Odysseus. (I think having a "two villains talking ominously over chess but the conversation is the real strategy game" conversation with someone but I had to do a bad Mario impression the whole time was the highlight of my day.)
Also, I hope everyone following all of these accounts knows I don't have the energy to keep this joke forever. They are probably going to go inactive unless I randomly get a funny little idea. Sorry about that. In my defense, this was originally supposed to be one (1) silly.
Some other notes:
I am literally in class right now. At this second. My god, was this badly timed.
I am not a FNAF fan, actually, I just think "the man behind the slaughter" is a very funny phrase. But I do know a bit about it if that helps, due to an intense phase someone I know went through + watching videos about it when bored. I don't know why I'm clarifying this.
I am a Doctor Who fan though. Lol.
All of this to say: largely, I acted alone. I created... so many sideblogs and icons. You were almost right! However, some people may or may not have known about my shenanigans, my tomfuckery, my chicanery, if you will. And Milk was certainly chief among them. Sometimes the answer is, in fact, the obvious one--the glass onion if you will--because I'm a mischievous little guy and I commit to a bit. (A non fandom friend, upon being informed of this, said something along the lines of "You silly little catboy. You are a force of chaos" which is the most powerful thing anyone's ever said to me. Thank you so much.)
I hope everyone had fun with this unintentional game of fandom-wide Italian Werewolf. Thank you all, and good night! [DISAPPEARS IN CLOUD OF PASTA SCENTED GLITTER AND SMOKE]
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monty-glasses-roxy · 6 months ago
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I just woke up from a dream that Markiplier was filming the next FNaF movie but this movie is actually the next Security Breach game. I. Need to describe this...
It was like a video. I was talking about some things like how he's happy how it's all coming together and stuff but it's not that important.
The place is huge, as expected. It seemed kinda like a redemption thing for a teenage Gregory that works there. There's this big, completely silver tyre on the stairs that Mark says was gonna be a thing but isn't anymore, that a Mini shows up to show the interactability of. It stands on the tyre and kinda lifts it, and it falls down the stairs with the Mini stuck to it until it reaches the turn where it kinda just splats the little guy and lands next to him. Mark watches this and says nothing about it.
He talks some more, and you get an image of Chica drinking from a puddle of dirty water on the floor but she's fucking standing like uhhh /-/-("+")-\-\??? Like her hands and feet are flat on the ground at perfect right angles and her head is just low enough to lick from this puddle?? I may have to draw this bug anyway, there's some random rubbish in front of her, but this part isn't complete so there's a big thing over it that literally says [BONNIE'S BODY HERE OR SOMETHING]. It's like she's a wild deer drinking from a pond, unbothered by the body right next to it or something I dunno but it's a hell of a mental image lmao
Then you had this sleek, silvery area where Roxy was. She was talking about getting ready for something, I remember her saying she could be the "omega release version" if this goes well or something and I assumed the first Roxy from the OG Security Breach must have been the alpha release of her and that this one doesn't really know what omega means. She was admiring herself in a hand mirror and then she was getting the player to do her hair and stuff while she was talking. She was nervous about this going well and that some big important group I forgot the name of could be watching right now. She was excited, but still nervous about whatever this was and also talked in a posh, kind of upper class accent? The kind of accent a lot of Americans would probably call British. Like she went to the good schools kind of rich accent.
Anyway I had two scenarios for this. I believe she was gonna kill the player (teen Gregory) afterwards, but then just sorta didn't. The first scenario had the chair she was on turn around so she was facing a mirror and a spotlight land on her. The chair is like a plush red throne looking thing. She stares in the mirror with a gasp, Gregory awkwardly standing beside her out of the spotlight and she says she looks beautiful. I think she had a hairstyle change and her clothes and makeup looked a bit different but I forget. It was a big weird here, but she stood up and kissed him for this like the women do in movies to thank the man that did something cool and was very happy about it. I remember distinctly looking away like "what the fuck" and Bonnie showing up to make a joke. Also Gregory was taller than her and she had a cool leather jacket for this. I was complaining about fandom misogyny a little while before I fell asleep so the ending here was probably something to do with that
The game resets to then show what happens if you mess it up. The good version had her wearing tall boots or something but the only thing I remember about this one was that she had a purple lightning bolt on her fave like Monty and that supposedly nothing matched. She said different things if you stopped working on her hair and stuff and tried to walk away, forcing you to go back to her. When she looks in the mirror this time, she just goes silent and stares. I think she has a skirt when she starts talking like "ya know..." and I forget what she says but it was kind of like a casually read threat. She goes closer to Gregory and she's not happy saying things like she would have been okay with him and stuff and grabs the front of his shirt but then I woke up so I dunno what she did this time. Presumably killed him since it's FNaF.
I remember some of the areas and that this was like a whole new Pizzaplex with new versions of all the animatronics so they don't know who you are. It started off like I was watching Mark show clips of it on a YouTube video but then it gradually became a first person POV of the player character. The whole thing was meant to have been made entirely by Mark and his team though
I honestly just woke up and was gonna go back to sleep but this just. I couldn't risk forgetting whatever the fuck that was lmao I'm so tired this was such a fucking nightmare to type I'm gonna go doze some more okay bye
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romaritimeharbor · 6 months ago
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ヽ⁠(⁠。⁠◕⁠o⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠.
OMG YES!!!!!! I cant tell you how happy i am to meet another fnaf fan!! I also have been a fan since Fnaf 1 as well and yeah i do agree that a game about haunted animatronics probably wasnt a good thing for young kids (i remember being so scared of the dark back then bc i would think that either Foxy or Freddy will jumpscare me from the shadows) but like it was such a huge thing back then, every youtuber were doing Let’s Plays and I still remember very fondly of playing the first game in my cousin’s phone as i lock all the doors til it ran out of battery because i was a scaredy cat, such good times..
Ok so my favs are Sister location and the Pizzeria Simulator. I love those two because they are more of the story driven games unlike the others which just have you sit in the office and have the plot be in the pixelated mini games (i dont hate them bc they have their own charm in itself but i just wanted the story be more direct than subtle, if that makes sense..)
Wait, what other Fnaf songs do you like other than Left Behind? I remember jamming to “the Mangle song” and “just gold” on loop that whenever i sing those songs under my breath, my friends, who werent into fnaf, would give me weird looks. I tried explaining it to them but they would get confused and just get used to my singing
Also have you ever watched Game Theory? I used to love going home and just watch Matpat going insane trying to piece together the lore. I still watch his old Fnaf videos, they’re still great and it’s nice to look back to see which theory was right and which was wrong. OH AND ALSO i was so happy to see Matpat in the Fnaf film. I was so happy to see many people who has contributed to Fnaf in Youtube be in the film!
The point is I am so happy to meet another Fnaf fan. It’s not everyday i meet another fnaf fan, so forgive my rambling. Would it be okay for me to sometime geek out about these stuff with you? Hope ypu have a good night
(I should probably mention that im very tired right now as im typing this but i really wanted to send this ask. So forgive for my tired rambling,
- 🐱 anon who is going to sleep now
YEAH I HAVE BEEN IN THIS FANDOM FOR LITERALLY SOOOOOO LONG it is a part of me atp.... cannot remove the fnaf from my brain 😔🙏 the youtube lets plays were absolutely formative for me HAHAH i miss that era of youtube, honestly!!
i can totally get that! i love the more story driven games. AND 🐱 ANON..... if i tried to list off all the fnaf songs i have ever listened to, this post would be so insanely long. i can safely say that if you can think of it, i have probably heard it (though there are a few songs i haven't heard!).
I USED TO BE SO OBSESSED WITH GAME THEORY DUDE i often think about going back and rewatching the old fnaf theories. it was such a lovely time of my life honestly <3 you are more than welcome to drop by and talk about fnaf with me, anytime!
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grim-echoes · 2 years ago
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no but seriously mascot horror doesn't mean "any reasonably popular horror game about or with an emphasis on a central character with an appealing design" especially just because kids might also like it. people in the notes of that post are just throwing literally any game under the bus of that identifier not realizing that most of them far predate the marketing concept a lot of developers are using now to draw in specifically young children with unsupervised online access by designing cute and appealing characters within insubstantial and casual horror-flavored games that are easy for let's players to make videos of that are also backed by a strong merch campaign right out of the gate to generate easy sales from kids who want a plush of this new flavor of the month character.
baldi's basics is not mascot horror. fnaf is not mascot horror. tattletale is not mascot horror. bendy and the ink machine is not mascot horror. none of those games were designed to capitalize on and take advantage of the wild imaginations and curiosities of a very young audience and no matter how you feel about those games their purpose for existing is not "we need to hold the attention of 5 year olds watching youtubers play the game on their crusty ipads because we think kids are an easily exploitable audience unworthy of anything better than a playable ad campaign"
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Oh no I know they already dropped him but I meant why they dropped him. The style of the comic book was very fnaf or maybe a better term would be “kiddie horror” it’s a style obviously meant for children (and possibly also to be done quickly) which despite having a primary audience of literal children I don’t think is what derek wants for the series.
Specially when compared to what appears in the grimoir.
Haha, ok so here is the thing. I put on my conspiracy theory tin foil head in a private chat and was like "imagine if Landy kicked PJ Holden bc he didn't like sharing the the spot light" bc Holden did get to be at some signings alongside Landy and sign stuff too.
But then I watched the Forbidden Planet TV interview and omg I think that theory is actually correct??? I even feel like this interview is what was the biggest reason for Holden to get gone. The interviewer was clearly far more interested in Holden than Landy and you could see how bitter Landy was about it, like, he wasn't hiding it at all.
Here is the link to the interview.
So here are my notes from that interview below the cut bc it got kinda long:
These were written before I got the ask, so I just wrote down stuff that got my attention in the order they showed up instead of just stuff relating to this ask.
Landy's cat is named Groomer. [Fitting]
The interviewer is more focused on Holden than Landy in the beginning.
Holden and Landy were following each other on Twitter but had barely spoken. It just happened that about the time Holden was open for more work, Landy got the OK for an SP comic. So Holden getting hired was a coincidence.
We have it confirmed that the SP comic only got the OK from HarperCollins bc the "Heartstopper" comic was successful and now every publisher wants a comics department. SP/Landy were chosen as their first graphic novel bc Landy already had comic experience writing for Marvel.
"Bad Magic" takes place in the middle of the gap between book 15 and 16. It's a 6-year gap, so that's 3 years after UtE.
Originally the plot of the comics was going to be intertwined with the books. He MIGHT still do that. But for now comic readers should be able to follow the plot of the comics without having to read the books.
Landy is certain the book readrs will read the comic bc "they are hooked".
The interviewer doesn't ask follow-up questions about what Landy just said. Instead moves to Holden and compliments his creature design then asked him how it was to handle pre-establed characters like Skul and Val.
Holden: everybody sees a different version of Skul in their heads since he hasn't really been physically represented apart from covers and tie in merch [aka contradicts himself]. The challenge was making him emote since visually that's harder than just writing it [unfortunately the video did not show Landy's face at that part]. Valkyrie is a harder character to get right apparently.
Holden got little notes for all the monster designs. Apparently, there were histories to each monster but they didn't really get into that. [surprising, I thought the designs were random tbh]
[this segment starts at 23:31] Landy was unprepared for the comic thus Holden didn't get the whole script at once. It's implied Landy was still writing chapters while Holden had already started drawing the pages. So on Landy's request he had to go back and edit previous pages to make "tiny alterations". At some point "they" told Holdens they needed an extra page in every chapter bc they needed the page turn to be on a certain page since they hadn't taken into account that every chapter break would be a page. Landy sent a panicked Email to HarperCollins to suggest putting in an extra page. At that point they were already halfway through. Fortunately they could use a 'moment' from each chapter and expand it over the corresponding chapter break page.
=> AKA the comic was badly planned.
Landy says he doesn't know how well his books sell (in this particular case BD) bc he will be disappointed if it doesn't meet his expectations. He doesn't even follow sport, named the example on refusing to watch a rugby match with Ireland's team bc he doesn't "do disappointment". He "hasn't got a clue how they are doing". [a lie so he doesn't have to disclose the sales are bad? or is he really that immature?]
He thinks the readers have embraced "Bad Magic".
Interviews says their (Holden and Landy) creative chemistry was good and the artworks and designs were brilliant, once again praising Holden more than Landy.
Holden seemed more excited about the comic. It was well visible behind him the entire time and in the end, he showed it off excitingly. Landy did not display such enthusiasm.
Landy was giving death glares every time Holden got attention instead of him. He seemed really unhappy here when Holden tried to include him in the conversation.
I guess Landy hopes rotating artists will prevent the artist(s) from outshining him. But I do worry it will cause him to choose an bad artist on purpose. I could see him tanking his own series for petty ego reasons, believing his writing alone is good enough to save the comics. Not how comics work. Also his writing is shit and gets worse with each new book, so there is that.
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gimmie funniest submissions since im too fucking blind to go thru the spreadsheet </3
-the like, SEVEN songs where the only justification given was a long keysmash like "OOOUGUHGGHHSHDHFHGJHFHFJ" cause like. Same.
-"I am 100% biased with this. I’m a human third, angst enjoyer second, and foxy enthusiast first. " because FUCKING SAME
-the submission for Scrap Heap that just said "mm, yes. Yelling"
-the submission for a fnaf song megamix mashup with "I am submitting this on a technicality" because. Fuck you. FUCK you. You hacked into my perfect system >:( I can't believe you'd do this to me/j
-"GRRRRR THIS SONG MAKES ME SO EMO FGRRRRRRR" only because almost every single other song where someone said something like this was for Too Far. EVERY single one. This one was for Obsolete. And they are correct
-*insert pepe silvia meme* HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ANIMATION LET’S TALK ABOUT THE ANIMATION I’VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE ANIMATION-" IM AN ANIMATION MAJOR. I UNDERSTAND YOU SO MUCH. EVERYONE GO WATCH THE VIDEO FOR EVIL LIVES ON BY NIGHTCOVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW that's not the song this is even about I just also spent half an hour writing out all my favorite things about the animation and then I don't think the comment on the video even went through. I understand So Much
-the one that started with "heyyyy its meee the devilll" because I did literally point at it and do the pog face. We love to see a snapcube fandub fan in here c:
-the ones that are just one or two words like "silly :)" "freddy" "benedict,,,,,,,," "Hehehahahohoh" I love them all
-favorite of the example of the above, a submission for night 2 of the musical that just said "markiplier"
I will update this when I have time to keep going c:
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computerpeople · 1 year ago
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Vanessa and the Fruity Maze Girl
Recently I've been watching a play through of FNAF Pizza Sim, and I came to a realization that I had taken a lot of inspiration from Fruity Maze Girl(FMG) for a lot of my drawings with Vanessa. The big doe eyes and the creepy bunny right behind her, encouraging her to do something, and it made me realize that FMG and Vanessa actually have some extremely similar color coding, they're both blonde girls, who are color coded pink and white with rainbow highlights. FNAF tends to be pretty nuts about color associations, if a character is a certain color, that's typically what they use to associate the character with another. IE: "Purple" guy, and Michael turning literally purple. Or Henry being represented as a grey silhouette, or Charlie always consistently being black and red. It felt like an interesting connection, that the one other girl we see William interact with, but not murder, is another cutsie pink-dressed blonde haired girl that he encourages to follow him.
And then I really thought about it. FMG is never confirmed to be one of the missing kids Will got, in fact, that doesn't make any sense at all. Fruity Maze is a videogame Michael has in his fake, death trap restaurant. We clearly see FMG playing the version of the game Michael has in his MODERN restaurant, NOT any video game William had in his restaurant back in the 80s. We know that William, at one point, is IN the building that Michael is building to trap him in, and actively running around with all the other haunted animatronics as the restaurant is up and running. So it would make sense that FMG is not interacting with William pre death, pre spring trapped, back in the 80s, but is actually a modern little girl interacting with scraptrap. But how does that relate back to Vanessa?
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Flowers for your grave. Now that could easily be a coincidence, flowers and grave sites aren't exactly the most unique imagery, but it's one that is cemented into Vanessa's character. She is described as pink, and feminine, and bubbly. She has a massive draw to the outdoors, loves flowers and bees and gardening, which is brought up both in the AR emails AND in her therapy tapes. She, so far, is also the only human character to be associated with the color pink. While this is also a stretch, Vanessa is also mentioned to interact with sweets multiple times, she is a baker, and more importantly, there is a focus on her eating disorder in the therapy tapes. She both accepts, and refuses candy. (Which brings me back to the fruity maze game imagery.)
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It also got me thinking that this is the first time we see springbon represented like this, with massive googly eyes. Before hand he's typically depicted with pixel eyes, much like all the other animatronics. The googly eyes make me think of one thing.
Malhare. A representation of springbon/Will we haven't seen before, and we still aren't sure if it's actually him. Do you see the resemblance? The massive eyes, the smile, the thin long ears. It's interesting that the representation of Will we see that's been fictionalized and coded into the VR game by Vanessa herself resembles this videogame-version of Spring Bon (aka "FunBun" according to the game files) we only see once in MICHAELS modern restaurant. In the Fruity Maze game, when Will shows up, he also is only visible when the game lights are ON. The game begins to flicker, and each time the game is a blank black screen, William vanishes. Only visible when the game is ACTUALLY playable. Sounds a lot like Malhare, doesn't it.
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What if this wasn't about some dog, what if it was about William himself. He isn't dead. Come find him. Follow me, I will lead you. Doesn't that sound familiar? Vanessa has been lead down a horrible path in hopes to find Will. And much like Vanessa's path that Will leads her down, FMG's path is filled with more, and more murder. More dead dogs, her world becomes replaced with them. She is no longer able to collect "Fruits", which reminds me of how Vanessa has been barred out of gardening, baking, eating, anything that isn't related to Will. Eventually, anything that isn't child murder. The dogs get progressively more mutilated the further FMG gets in the game, much like how Vanessa becomes more sadistic, more cruel, more like William herself the more she kills, the further she loses herself following his footsteps.
But what would this mean for Vanessa? It would mean she's been here the entire time. It would mean that due to Michael's own mistakes, Michael's death trap of a restaurant, he has inadvertently introduced this young, blonde girl to the evil that is his father, and likely many others. FMG could easily be Vanessa, before she grew up and began to work for silver parasol games. Introduced to Will at a young age, she could've been lead down a path that primed her for who she grew up to be. It could be why her backstory is so confusing, what the Therapists meant when they said that she had made up all of her backstory, about her father "Bill" and who he was, and how he forced her to lie in court which lead to her mothers suicide. Bill? Her dads name is Bill? That's awfully coincidental. Especially when the therapist directly confronts her about the story being a lie. There was no suicide, no Bill. So who the fuck was she talking about?
It would also continue the themes of FNAF into SB. The theme of beating a dead horse, cyclical abuse, repeating the mistakes of the people before you. Michael made a restaurant to end it forever, to catch and kill his dad, and inadvertently he horrifically traumatized and repeated the cycle without even knowing it, allowing a young girl to be taken advantage of and warped, continuing to be a mirror image of his father and continue the pain his fathers caused, all while Vanessa continues the cycle of child murder, copying his behaviors, learning his methods, attempting to become him. It could explain why Vanessa is already privy to everything in the story, Vanessas connection to William and how she found him, why she's so obsessed with him if he had haunted her as a young girl before the Simulator location was burnt down. It would explain her interest in coding him into a video game, its how she remembers him! It would explain why Malhare doesn't act like William, she doesn't remember him well, or at least didn't when she first started trying to find him. It would explain her obsession.
While all of this could absolutely be a coincidence, it fills in all the gaps I've been confused about, and I'm kind of obsessed with the idea that Michael, inadvertently, ended AND restarted Williams reign.
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i am upset that i just watched a video called "the death of analog horror" where the person talks about the genre becoming stale without even mentioning angel hare or welcome to dreamworld (if you haven't heard of that, it features hunted animatronics, but they still act like people, also all the images are art pieces. check it out if you have the chance) like i know it was probably bc the person just didn't hear about them but the thought of them being obscure also makes me sad :(
So, I actually watched the video you mentioned after I saw this. I’ll be completely honest; I’ve had it in my recommended for a bit now and have been avoiding it. Don’t get me wrong, it’s good to question things (especially things you like) and be critical, but a lot of those videos are always really pessimistic, and kinda overdramatic. And yeah. I dislike this video. Nothing against the creator, of course, he’s just saying his opinion, and I can respect that. He seems to be a fan of horror and this video was probably made from a good place. However, I feel like some of his points might not have been the most informed/researched (like how he showed a 'Mystifying The Oracle' Video as the latest TMC video). Yes, there are a lot of tropes in analog horror and many cliches. But that could be said about literally any genre ever! But regardless people are allowed to dislike cliches. But I personally don’t have an issue with them if you take that idea and do something new with it. I think one of the main reasons I dislike videos like this is because I used to be an analog horror hater. Believe it or not. I thought Analog Horror would be like how cartoon creepypastas were, with bad editing and the same tired cliches with no substance. (Which by the way if you want some fantastic retelling of those creepypastas VibingLeaf’s work is really cool.) I was hesitant about checking out TWF because of how similar it looked to FNAF. But to me, it wasn’t really all that similar once I actually checked it out. And yes, analog horror has cliches. Even some of my favorite series have things I don’t personally like or don’t think are scary in them. But analog horror is so much more than stretched smiles and glitchy TV screens to me. I think one of my favorite things about Analog horror is actually seeing how people take similar or the same concepts and make them their own. Gemini and TMC is such a perfect example of this. I don’t really think agree with saying TMC “improved” upon Gemini because although the “fake people” and “alternates” are similar concepts on the surface, they’re different in how they function and behave. White Stag is a pretty cool series I checked out last night, and I was worried for a second; it was gonna be too similar to TMC or Gemini. But it wasn’t. It has elements I like from TMC or Gemini, but I thought it stood on its own after I watched it all. As you said, there are some great Analog Horror series if you look, like Angel Hare. And I actually have heard of Dreamworld! but I didn’t know it was analog horror :0 I’ve seen a few Rainbott vids and like their work from what I’ve seen so maybe I’ll check it out. But don’t be sad! On the bright side, Angel Hare has been getting a ton of traction thanks to creators showing it to their audiences like Night Mind. I found it through ManlyBadassHero’s playthrough of the game right before it blew up. The East Patch all seem like lovely people and I really wish them all the best I’m excited to see what they make next analog horror or otherwise!
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yoinkschief · 1 year ago
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So does your Tord put hours of work into his ‘horns’ or does it just do that
Also how are the hyperfixations going
That's actually a question that goes a lot deeper than you think for Tord's characterization and his background I've given him for pretty much the some reason of he's become my comfort character accidentally, but to keep that ten hour rant that is bound to get off track short:
They're cowlicks :) and for Tori, depending on if she's in the same timeline as Tord (like Tori from the mirror reason versus Tori who can directly interact with Tord), I have hers vary
Tori has the same cowlicks in the mirror reason version, but in her same timeline version they're something she puts effort into, like a lot of hair product
Also the hyperfixations,,, they're,,,
They're doing what they do best
Like I have a DnD campaign tomorrow for characters I'm obsessed with, I just found out that Markiplier was supposed to be in the FNaF movie but couldn't because he was filming Iron Lung, Eddsworld continues to terrify me with the fact it's been like TWO YEARS NOW STRAIGHT that it's been my main focus, and I JUST SAW DOBYTHEALPACA THROW ME BACK INTO MY LUPIN III HYPERFIXATION WITH THAT FUCKING AU
Not to mention in the background of all that I'm working on a Video Essay script (not about Markiplier) about a show I loathe and fear to bring up for what may happen to me evoking the wrath of that fandom, have just finished Adventure Time after I said "I'm not gonna get super into this show" (spoiler alert: I did), and am watching the newest season of Lego Ninjago: Dragons Rising
I'm like
Literally going insane right now
I have no idea what's about to happen ? I might explode, I don't think I've ever had this many interests battling my attention so viscously but I think I'm managing to balance them well enough :)
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starlightshadowsworld · 1 year ago
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Bendy and the dark revival part 3
Thonks and notes.
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She was the fourth
👀
Something tells me this is about Audery? But... The fourth of what?
Better not be the fourth closet...
Listens to Jane Todd tape
So the fourth is Carly, a ghost girl Jane wants to join the Butcher gang.
That was rejected.
... Hmmm
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So Nathan Arch, aka guy from Archgate productions bought the rights to Joey's characters.
He talks about Joey as an old friend but idk if its just cos of fnaf and Henry addressing William the same way.
But something doesn't seem right bout this.
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Porter is interesting, I mean there's very few people nice down here.
I like how he just goes nope your name is Bobby now.
.. And he has ink magic 2.
Sure okay than.
I like him.
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The power belongs to him
Apparently not just him.
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Game needs to stop taunting me with Boris...
Boris plushi in the ink.
Boris cardboard cut out which is also bizarre cos it's usually bendy ones.
In the words of Susie Campbell's Alice Angel from the first game
"Give me back my Boris!"
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Ohhh chain door.
This should be good.
They crawl
Okay than and there's a dead lost one? On the floor surrounded by ink.
And the ink demon is back.
Fun.
The deep abyss remembers you, Audery.
If the abyss is Wilson... Than tell him we're not here.
A child of the darkness.
Hmm that's werid cos everyone else is referred to as a child of the machine.
Just more and more hints that Audery is different to the others.
And remembers?
Has Audery been here before I wonder.
I mean Henry was stuck in a time loop so... Who knows.
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Wandering ebat the difference between lost ones and searchers are... Other than one having legs and feet.
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Your journey will end as you are consumed into my dark kingdom.
That's just late stage capitalism man, was already there in while working in a dark semi abandoned animation studio
Here you will find meaning in your pain.
That's what we call a paycheck.
And I doubt your giving one out.
Also.. Ink demon needs to clear his throat once in a while.
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People saying I should watch Superhorrorbros videos on this rather than Mark's playthrough for lore.
And I will but it's nice seeing stuff for myself and making ideas and having thonks and than seeing it from someone else.
That and than I don't get to see Mark aggressively "wallopolise" lost ones with the wrench while screaming and cursing them with eternal damnation.
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The sweat cannot be cleaned
I love the wall writings in this game but.... Ew.
Couldn't you go with idk blood or death or literally anything other than sweat.
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We don't live forever.
When we're killed or finally pulled apart our diseased soils return to the ink to be reborn.
An unending cycle of torment.
But sometimes, something even worse can happen.
A soul can slip from the ink completely. It gets caught between worlds, unable to die or return.
They wail in the night. Drifting in shadow. The phantoms of the machine.
The ghosts.
So... You do live forever.
Liar.
Also this sounds like what happened to Henry.
Stuck in a loop of time unable to truly die and stuck in an endless cycle.
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Werid how the ink demon doesn't have the ability to Flow like Audery and Porter do.
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Ugh... Wilsons back.
Attention children of the machine. It's Wilson.
We know!
There have been lies that the Ink demon has been spotted in animation alley.
Pay no attention to these filthy rumours.
I destroyed the ink demon myself! Be died my hands do don't be afraid.
I legit forgot he said that.
He's a fucking liar.
I knew he was lying because obviously but wow.
If said demon kills him ima just turn the other way.
Didnt see it.
Your friend Wilson will protect you.
I'm more afraid of you than him frankly.
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Without fear there's chaos
Wilson would love star wars with his whole with fear is order and with order there is no chaos and all that wallop.
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Audery... Maybe don't punch through ink canisters.
Like I get it.
But you know could be glass or something. Hell there is a glass shattering sound.
Be careful.
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Feels like Nathan is now going to the church of the ink machine.
Just like Joey before him.
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And chapter 3 begins, the Eternal machine.
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This is Wilson
Go away!
Anyone caught in the restricted areas will be taken immediately to the Pit.
Where a ballpit will send you to a Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria in the year 198-
... Wrong pit.
My bad.
So be a good egg.
Follow the rules.
.... Hmm nope.
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Good to know the true enemy of Joey Drew studios is slow working lifts.
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Audery gets in lift. Recalls in the 1st game how the lift crashed down and Susies Alice Angel stole Boris
...I have a bad feeling.
Unauthorised surface elevator in use. Manual lift ejection activated.
Knew it.
See lifts in this game... Not good.
Bad things in this game:
Lifts
And Wilson.
... And ink crabs now apparently.
Still better than Sea Bonnie's.
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Audery finally gets the coffee she came for!
... Hold up its $15.
Jeez I knew Joey Drew studios went bankrupt and all that but... Who the fuck is paying that much for coffee.
Especially when it's called Compost Coffee.
... See this is scarier than the ink demon.
Late stage capitalism is the real enemy of this game.
.. And Wilson.
Fuck that guy.
... Actually don't.
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