#also leif he/him lesbian

[stellar-planetary-system]

thinking abt jackie and wilson by hozier as a verge (young leif series) song. thinking abt them meeting leif and thinking abt

INTRO VERSE: so tired trying to see from behind the red in my eyes / no better version of me I could pretend to be tonight

^verge living every day jumping and surviving to get to tomorrow, slowly ground down to feel tired of life, with the red in their eyes from the dryness of the desert they meet leif in.

soul deep in the swill w the most familiar of swine/for reasons wretched and divine

^verge being born into a life of crime for the most cruel of crimes and that rejection and hate from other ppl permeating their soul

^^“for reasons wretched” vapus being destroyed by the hubris of their plans “and divine” the incredible power that could have been achieved

she blows outta nowhere roman candle of the wild / laughing her way through my feeble disguise

^leif literally showing up on a broken ship like a firecracker in their life to spark something new / he sees through verge as a terrifying person and breaks their guard down so easily

no other version I would rather be tonight / and lord! she found me just in time

^feeling more and more relaxed with leif, beginning to feel happy in the moment they found leif when they did

cause with my mid youth crisis all said and done / I need to be youthfully felt, cause god I’ve never felt young.

^verge makes the choice to kiss leif in realizing they need to feel something they’d never been able to before

CHORUS

she’s gonna save me call me baby run her hands through my hair.

^leif being one of the only ppl verge could ever let close to run his hands in their hair (and not pull it).

she’ll know me crazy soothe me daily / better yet she wouldn’t care.

^leif being the one person who knows them so intimately, calms them in all their crises, and most importantly doesn’t care what kinds of sins other ppl put on their shoulders. he just loves them.

we’ll steal a lexus be detectives ride round picking up clues

^being on the nancy sinatra and living their fantasy life of being criminals with a purpose in their small family together

we’ll name our children jackie and wilson / raise em on rhythm and blues

^the ultimate fantasy of being able to settle down for verge. even if they don’t want kids it’s the yearning for a life they wish they could have. something about being Able to settle down that’s so appealing yet so far. / ^^another piece of that fantasy, that they’re gonna raise their kids on a steady rhythm, something calm and soulful and significantly Normal in their own way.

VERSE

lord! it’d be great to find a place we could escape sometime / me and my isis growing black irises in the sunshine

^verge starting to consciously wonder about some kind of normalcy to their life. / "me and my isis" is usually referred to as the goddess of healing and love, so the healing and love of verge through leif and “black irises” could be funeral flowers and maybe them knowing the fantasy’s doomed from the start.

every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside / we’d sit back and watch the world go by / happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust / we tried the world good god it wasn’t for us

^for a moment this was their life. to say fuck the world that hurt them badly and let it burn as long as they had an escape with leif.

CHORUS

she’s gonna save me call me baby run her hands through my hair / she’ll know me crazy soothe me daily / better yet she wouldn’t care / we’ll steal her lexus be detectives / ride round picking up clues / we’ll name our children jackie and wilson / raise em on rhythm and blue

^repeated again like they're reliving their life with leif and then.

VERSE

cut clean from the dream last night let my mind reset / looking up from a cigarette and she’s already left

^waking up the next day after their escape from minsky and lafftrax without leif (who left them voluntarily).

I start digging up the yard for what’s left of me in our little vignette / for whatever poor soul is coming next

^falling back into their old life knowing they can’t stay the same person they were with leif in order to survive.

END CHORUS

she’s gonna save me call me baby run her hands through my hair / she’ll know me crazy soothe me daily / better yet she wouldn’t care / we’ll steal her lexus be detectives / ride round picking up clues / we’ll name our children jackie and wilson / raise em on rhythm and blues

^the lingering memories of a life they could have had but could never have actually had it.

[a-p3rz0n]

MID headcannons that no-one asked for;

Rhys :

He can ice-skate. Ava brought the 5 to the ice-rink one time, they all sucked, including Ava, but Rhys was pretty good at it from the start.

Enjoys Hot things, due to being naturally cold

Agender, (He/They + any neo pronouns), mlm-Gay (Zhys / Zane)

Russian. Speaks : Russian, German, French, Spanish, English

comfort food : Ice-Cream or Pie

enjoys reading 🔥

Noi :

He enjoys baking and Cooking, and is pretty good at both. Cookies are his favorite to bake, though. Ava thought him how to cook.

enjoys warm things

Genderfluid, (He/She/It/They + Any Neo pronouns), Pansexual

german. Speaks : Spanish, Japanese, English

comfort food : Cookies or Pizza

Enjoys Drawing with Pierce

Pierce :

He wears anything/everything wool, because his favorite animal is sheep. Ave took the group to a zoo once, and she couldn’t get pierce to leave the sheep-area.

Enjoys Warm-Cold things

DemiBoy, (He/It/They), Omnisexual

English. Speaks : Spanish, English

Comfort food : muffins or mutton

Enjoys Drawing with Noi & listening to music with Leif (even though Leif doesn’t want to share his music with Pierce)

Asch :

He likes being pet. Like a cat/spirit.

enjoys cold-warm things, due to being naturally hot

Non-Binary, (They/He/It), Bisexual

English. Speaks : France, English.

comfort food : your soul (red velvet cake or chocolate chip cookies)

enjoys making kandi bracelets with Ava

Leif :

He likes playing dress-up. Being the pretty princess in every dress-up.

enjoys warm-hot things

Trans-Masc, (He/It), Lesbian (likes the term lesbian more than gay) + (uses the term “Gay” to make fun of it’s friends)

italian. Speaks : German, Italian, English, French.

comfort food : Spaghetti or Ramen

enjoys singing (personal favorite is Careless Whisper from George Micheal)

Also, I know they have cannon voices already, but please deal with me for a moment

MID voice claims!! :

Rhys : Scar from The lion King

Leif : Angel dust : S1 Hazbin hotel

Noi : Bruno Mars - Locked out of heaven (On Spotify)

Asch : Get Scared - Sarcasm (On Spotify)

Pierce : Beast (beast form, not the prince) from Beauty & the Beast

Ava : Girli - More than a Friend (On Spotify)

Loreilei (?) : Em Beihold - Numb little Bug (On Spotify)

[aquilamage]

saw at least one other person doing this and decided to go crazy about it

[Image Description: a page displaying various bug fables lgbt+ headcanons. On the left are two columns of three individual character sprites each, with pride flags and pronouns to their right.

Vi: the sunset lesbian and genderqueer flags. a big scribble then “(it’s complicated).” Leif: the genderfluid and bi flags. “he/she/they but could be anything depending.” Kabbu: the trans and bear flags. “he/him”

Zasp: the bi and trans flags. “he/him.” Mothiva: the lesbian, grayromantic, and graysexual flags. “she/her.” Mothiva and Zasp have a line between them labeled “I’d have to write a paragraph but in summary: yikes.” There’s also a line going from Mothiva to a small sprite of Jaune with a heart and a question mark. Neo: the mlm flag. “he/him” There’s a line between Kabbu and Neo labeled with a heart.

On the right side of the page are a number of images. The top is a large lesbian flag with Carmina, Crow, Chubee, H.B., Bea, Jaune, Rebecca, Kina, Hawk, and Muze on it. On the bottom left Crow, Arie, Serena, Carmina, and Janet’s sprites are encircled with a dotted line labeled “spy cards yuri night.” On the right of that is text reading “everyone who shows up in the Underground Tavern: some flavor of queer (it’s also a gay bar)” next to the gilbert baker rainbow flag. Under that are Artia and Reed’s sprites with *bi flag* 4 *bi flag* above them. On Reed’s other side is a line connecting to a small sprite of Tennent labeled “exes >:3″. End ID.]

[mogai-headcanons]

Sasha Waybright from Amphibia is an autistic shadowlesbian canonically bisexual transmasculine genderqueer haenaica hyperrealica waruhitoyokattica person with PTSD, OCD, chronic pain, NPD, and BPD who uses he/him and she/her pronouns, and he's dating her two best friends, Anne and Marcy!

Anne Boonchuy is an autistic ply lesbian froggender tenshiomotteica unknowngoosica idsmilica demigirl with PTSD, schizophrenia, and ADHD who uses she/her pronouns!

Marcy Wu is a canonically autistic abrosexual shadowlesbian transneutral shoujoreica nearsongica lowoneyesica caedogirl with chronic pain, PTSD, OSDD-1a, and OCPD who uses they/them and it/its pronouns and is okay with she/her pronouns!

Sasha is close with Captain Grime, an autistic aromantic veldian trans man with OCD, NPD, PTSD, and chronic pain who is canonically visually impaired and canonically an amputee and uses he/him and it/its pronouns!

Grime is in a queerplatonic relationship with Hopediah 'Hop Pop' Plantar, an autistic bisexual frog with PTSD and chronic pain who uses he/him pronouns, cares deeply for his grandchildren Sprig and Polly, and views Anne as his granddaughter!

Sprig Plantar is an autistic polyamorous pansexual nonbinary boy frog with PTSD and ADHD who uses he/him and they/them pronouns!

Polly Plantar is an autistic aroace frog with low/no empathy, PTSD, and a special interest in robotics who uses she/her pronouns!

Sprig is dating Ivy Sundew, an autistic butch polyamorous omnisexual nonbinary frog with ADHD and PTSD who uses they/them, she/her, and he/him pronouns!

Sprig is also dating Maddie Flour, an autistic polyamorous greyromantic polysexual trans girl frog with difficulty emoting and a special interest in magic who uses she/her pronouns!

Grime is close friends with Lady Olivia, an autistic femme nonbinary transfeminine canon lesbian newt with generalized anxiety and PTSD who uses she/her pronouns!

He's also close friends with Lady Olivia's wife General Yunan, an autistic butch azurgirl canon lesbian newt with PTSD and ADHD who uses she/her and he/him pronouns!

They keep an eye on former king Andrias Leviathan, an autistic polyamorous bisexual newt with PTSD, chronic pain, and ADHD who is canonically visully impaired and canonically an amputee, uses he/him pronouns, and was previously in love with his former close friends Leif and Barrel!

Leif was an autistic bisexual trans woman frog with PTSD and psychosis who used she/her pronouns!

Barrel was an autistic omnisexual toad with anxiety and PTSD who used he/him pronouns!

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[humanity-curse]

List of my favorite party members in every single RPG ive ever played as of now

“now” being January 9th 2023.

Pokemon not included because that would just be a list of my favorite pokemon in each generation.

Maybe cheating, but i really liked the cleric from dragon quest 3. Yes you do CREATE the party members, but the class is really good!

ninten be goated. im sorry

Princess Alena is just so based okay. okay? she kicks ass. shes russian. “in soviet Zamoksva, Princess save YOU!”

Jeff has damage output AND a boyfriend? based.

I love Sundown Kid (Live a Live) because i love cowboys

Frog chrono trigger my beloved. hes a cool medieval knight. hes a cute frog. hes a good battler and healer. truly a party member for the ages.

Geno is based as hell.

Who doesnt love Citan Uzuki from Xenogears (classic game)

i love goombas. hes a cute one. goombario is cool.

I may have only played xenosaga 1, but i can PROMISE you that KOS-MOS will be first place for the entire series.

I played a lot of FE Blazing Blade as a kid. Lyn was always my favorite. Still my favorite protag.

Love me a good goomba

Boney mother 3 is simply. a little guy.

Persona 3.... has a dog...... and im easy to please

dumbass tough guys are cool (Beat, The World Ends With You)

RIKI THE HEROPON!!!! (Xenoblade Chronicles 1)

Love me a weird interdimensional/eternal merchant girl! (Fire Emblem awakening specifically)

BE TRANSGENDER. BEE TRAANSGENDERR  (Naoto Shirogane Persona 4)

is... is this cheating?

She slays and Slays. (sexy and also MURDER.) Jade Dragon Quest 11

I liked Genny Fire Emblem Shadows of Valentia. I do not remember why.

I do not remember a lot but shes epic

I do not like this game nor did i finish it. Tressa is so autism though. (Octopath Traveler)

This bitch ass cat is a banging healer fr fr (persona 5)

Cute green girl. I liked a lot of characters in 3 Houses actually but i like. always used her. No idea why. Green? (Flayn)

*slaps roof* look at how much trauma i can fit in this bug (Leif Bug Fables)

OKAY so i tried to avoid smt since it is a lot like pokemon in terms of party members. But i kept this beast in my party until the FINAL BOSS. his name is Cirronup. he was in SMT V btw. Love him. i beefed him up with every stat boost item i found.

Mage is one of, if not, the best class in miitopia. kinda cheating, but, idc. 

she is everything to me

SHES THE GIRL WITH THE GALL! (Sena Xenoblade Chronicles 3)

I love robot girls! (Poppi Xenoblade Chronicles 2)

Jodie Caldwell, Super Lesbian Animal RPG

Whats this? a COWBOY? (Xenoblade 2 Torna, Minoth)

Queen Roger RUNS the based Department. (Lisa the Painful) If i think of any more i will update. 

[tofu-bento-box]

curse of strahd run by a DM that likes the idea of the plot and very little of the sourcebook let’s gooooo

ireena’s bi

we have Countess Strahda instead of strahd. she’s a lesbian who fell into the evil side of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

uhhhhhh can’t talk much about sergei and tatyana cause the lore has drastically changed

i looked away from ezmerelda for too long and now she’s a social justice druid? queen shit but girl what?

victor vallakovich. what to say about him. 5’2, emo kid haircut despite being like 27, trans guy who created an “instant top surgery” spell called the Titripper (and has way more top surgery scars than usual as a result), only bad at magic because he’s dyslexic, probably a wild magic/shadow sorcerer who just hasn’t realized the books are harming rather than helping

the brides all got their own backstories outside of strahda because we respect women having their own narrative. unfortunately i forgot to actually decide what the current relationships are so god only knows their identities

we’re getting off-topic

the Abbot is some form of nb but doesn’t have a design yet so idrk

lady wachter has an Understanding with strahda and may have killed her husband i have no idea. she’ll tell me when she’s ready

OH our female bard got seduced by strahda and it went exactly as well as you’re expecting

i kicked van richten out for being a racist fuck and his replacement is a 217-year-old half-drow named nyro, who is going to end up in some undefinable qpp with the 650-year-old elf PC

we have a he/they barbarian who is both the smartest and most emotionally intelligent party member. everyone clap for leif

mt. ghakis is solely being referred to as Mount Gay Kiss cause i couldn’t figure out how to say it

ismark. straight man, but also a werewolf now, so i think he’s a pretty damn strong trans ally lmfao

anyway i accidentally bowled my whole party over with ireena’s own personal hell last session (pov your girlfriend sleeps with your new friend to keep her busy while your gf’s stank-ass butler kidnaps your brother and you find out about this because your friend comes and confesses this to you while sobbing). shoutout to victor who heard that whole confession with zero context and has been pantsless for about a third of the time he’s known the party

In honor of pride month I want to hear about how queer you made Barovia please and thank you.

For my game:

Strahd is an obvious bisexual king.

Rahadin is asexual, but not in like, an ace kind of way. Like in a single-celled organism kind of way.

Ireena is aroace! A decision partly inspired by a certain pool of water (iykyk), and also because she’s a little bit my self-insert. A PC hit on her in like session four and was immediately told, “Do not ever speak to me that way again.” She’s iconic and I adore her.

IZMARK. IZ. GAY. And madly in love with the druid. Unfortunately Izmark does not know he is gay. He believes it is very normal to lovingly stare into your homie's eyes and look down at his lips and imagine what it would be like to kiss him. And it is very normal to comment on how attractive your homie is, cause that's just what bros do.

Vollenta is a beautiful lesbian who refuses to let the fact that she is married to Strahd change the fact that she is a lesbian and nobody will tell her or her pile of bodies otherwise.

Ludmilla is on the ace spectrum. I mean, come on. She's with the guy for power and grant money. She says she loves him, and they're definitely intimate, but she's the kind of girly to take notes before during and after, you know?

Escher. What even needs to be said about Escher. He's Ravenloft's resident twink and proud of it. He's a little lonely and can't stop thinking about the boy he was in love with when he was young, who is now old and grizzled from age, while Escher himself remains the same age he was when he betrayed his lover and chose Strahd instead, but like... he's also pretty and immortal, so who cares?

(Escher Bonus Content: Two moms! They loved him very much and were upsettingly supportive of his decision to become Strahd's newest consort)

Anastrasya: idk she's dead pre-campaign in mine so if you came here looking for commentary on her you will not get it.

Ezmerelda is a trans lesbian! She's gorgeous and I adore her. She's just so confident that she can kill Strahd on her own and I think she's right for that. I knew I wanted her to be a love interest for one of my PCs, and it just so happens that the player in question has a type.

Danika is also bi, and she's very happily married to her wonderful little husband. This hasn't come up in the campaign at all it's just something I know to be true in my heart.

The Abbot: Gender! Fluid! Call them whatever you want. He/him when you want to play on ideas of masculinity in religious circles, they/them when you want to make them seem undefinable, she/her when you want your PCs to reflect on how much mom trauma they all have :)

Sergei is straight but that man loves the queer community so much and he deserves an honorable mention.

Arrigal is gay and very pissed that the party keeps knocking on his wagon door at 3am. His ex-husband/current boyfriend has been coerced into co-parenting a child with the cleric.

There's definitely others but these are my versions of the little guys. I am so interested to hear other people's takes on them.

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its pride month! congrats on every dragalia lost character ever on being transgender

[vrisrezis]

All the characters you write for in amphibia and toh, but just ur lgbt hcs cuz I’m curious

OK :D for the record my hcs do not effect any rqs (if I hc a character as a lesbian and u ask for a male reader irs ok, cuz it isn’t canon). I love making all my favs genderqueer and gay 😊👍

Anne is a trans (she/her) lesbian ! Marcy I see as being non binary they/she and bisexual, and Sasha is canonically bi, but I see sasha as genderfluid (she/he) sprig and ivy I see as bi and trans, Darcy as aroace and non binary (they/them) barrel, Leif and andrias, as bisexuals, Leif also being trans, Olivia and yunan as lesbians, dr Jan as a non binary bisexual (she/they), and grime as gay.

Eda as trans and bi, hunter I don’t have a specific sexuality for, I used to hc him as gay but now I like the bi hc, I also see him as trans, lilith is canonically aroace, but I see her as a aroace lesbian, amity is canonically a lesbian, but I see her as a trans lesbian Luz is canonically bi, but I see her as non binary as well, (she/they) Darius I see as gay, I like the non binary hc for him (he/they), Raine is canonically non binary, and I could see them as bi or being a non binary lesbian but I don’t have a hc for their sexuality, Willow I see as trans and pansexual, I could see her being aroace tbh, Gus is bi and trans imo, and I like he/they and ace hcs for him as well, Viney and boscha I see as trans lesbians, skara as a bisexual trans girl, Mattholomule I see as gay and trans, but the gay sexuality could change to bi if the show proves otherwise, kings too young for romance and to know those things abt him I think? I would say that abt any kid that’s 8 btw lol hit in the future probs bi bc it’s the clawthorne bi gene, and Hooty gets the aroace hc, Steve I see as trans and either gay or bi, and I can see him being aroace but I’m not die hard on that hc .. especially since I wanna date him LOL, alador is bi, the collector canonically uses he/they pronouns, he’s rather young but I could see him being pan but I don’t want to rlly give a sexuality since he’s a kid who’s probably too immature and young to be into romance (I say this abt king too) eberwolf I see as a non binary lesbian unless proven otherwise, adrian I see as gay, Edric and Emira I see both as trans, and being gay and lesbian.

[lotus-of-stardollop]

Animal Crossing headcanons heehee :)

Isabelle is pan and autistic with adhd (I relate to her rambles lol)

Digby is bi with a preference for men and male-aligned people

Reese and Cyrus are the token hets but they’re both trans…. transhets :)

Tom Nook and Redd are both gay (they’re exes and have some drama going on with each other, Tom Nook also has a crush on K.K., he and Isabelle squee about him together lol)

K.K. Slider is queer, he doesn’t know how to describe his sexual and romantic orientations so he identifies as queer

Jingle is a trans man :)

Common headcanon, Julia is trans and I’m thinking she’s also a lesbian

Saharah is a man who uses she/her pronouns (based on the og Japanese version)

Gracie is also a man, fine with she/her but prefers he/him (like Saharah, this is based on the fact that he’s a man in the og Japanese version)

Blanca is masc genderqueer and uses they/them

Dr. Shrunk is xenogender, being genderfunny

Pietro and Pierre are also xenogender, both being gendersilly and they also like to hang out with Dr. Shrunk :) the funny and the sillies :)

Lottie is bi, idk what her preference would be tho or if she even has one

Leif is autistic

Rover is abro

Flick and C.J. are both obviously gay, Flick has adhd and C.J. is trans masc

Wardell is autistic and is selectively mute, only talking when he’s comfortable with the people around him and I can relate (those moments where you sit on the driftwood log with him are very special to me and it warms my heart when he calls my little character “friend”)

Niko has adhd, I see him having memory problems and I can also relate (I like to think he has a special interest in building that laid dormant for a while until you brought up diys to him, then the special interest was sparked once more lol)

Blathers and Brewster are both autistic and gay

Celeste is also autistic

All sisterlys and peppys are sapphic

All smugs are achillean

All normals (or sweet villagers as I call em) are autistic and have social anxiety

Cobb is xenogender, being scivillainic (coined by @/wulfgangs) and uses be/beaker/beakers/beakerself, che/chem/chems/chemself (both neos coined by @/birdswithshoes) and vill/vills/villself as well as he/him

Coco is agender and uses she/her and it/its

Based on my headcanons from my New Leaf town, Buck and Tom are both gay and they’re in a relationship :)

Katt and Tabby are both lesbians and they’re in a relationship :)

Velma and Nan are women who grow facial hair, tho Nan regularly shaves but not out of shame, it’s just a personal preference for her (in all of her official art, she doesn’t have a beard but in her amiibo card she does, people could be like “oh well that was just a mistake” but I don’t care lol), Velma loves her beard and never shaves it off, either one or both might be intersex

Ok I think that’s all I’m gonna do for now, just know that literally every ac character in my headcanon is queer, no one is safe from my queerification beam in this funky little furry life-sim game. I’m gonna do a separate post eventually for the villagers that are in my nh game, including the ones who’ve moved :) and another separate post for all the new and returning villagers :) also if anyone decides to be a bigot in the notes I won’t engage, that’s an immediate block from me

[barbaracleboy]

Miscellaneous Bug Fables Headcanons, Just Because

Spoilers for the game below:

Gen and Eri used to be basic Ant Guards, but they became Explorers because they wanted to make themselves more notable.

Artis was a really skilled explorer when he was younger, but at this point he's too old to adventure well. Because of this, he now does paperwork for the Association.

Madame Butterfly doesn't tolerate flirting, and is 100% willing to kick the ass of Bugs that try to hit on her. Also, she's a lesbian.

Utter, meanwhile, doesn't like confrontation. He also doesn't like calling his sister to come help when he's in trouble, but if she sees him in trouble she will absolutely help him.

Venus loves to joke around with and sometimes even prank Aria, though she often takes Venus's jokes more seriously than necessary (Venus sometimes finds this funny in itself, though sometimes she'll chill with the joke if Aria's too affected).

Just about everyone in Defiant Root knows Kabbu by name, and he's generally seen there as a friendly guy. Many of them also feel bad for him, since he was dragged there by Neo near dead.

Queen Bianca felt bad after Vi left The Hive, and was pleasantly surprised when she heard of her (along with Kabbu and Leif) getting the Snakemouth Den artifact. Upon hearing this news, she went on to gradually encourage Bees to leave The Hive more often, for experience (this is part of why Chubee and that one Bee that found the Ant Kingdom too hot left).

The Chefs (Fry, Kut, Crisbee) are all friends, and they get together every now and then and exchange anecdotes and recipes (except for their signature dishes).

Astotheles and the Bandits primarily dislike Elizant II and the Ant Kingdom, though they also take issue with the Bee Kingdom for allying with the Ant Kingdom. If I’m correct, the devs have said that Zasp is a solitary wasp: if that’s true, then I believe that he and his parents moved into the Wasp Kingdom when he was young. Eventually Zasp’s parents left but Zasp stayed, having grown to like the kingdom and respect both Queen Vanessa and General Fuff. Zasp left around the time when Hoaxe first started taking over, and the scar over his eye was gained during this escape.

Zasp joined Mothiva’s side shortly after this escape, when she was holding auditions for a bodyguard. After Zasp passed these auditions and saw how well Mothiva herself can fight, he suggested that the two of them form an Exploration Team. This decision greatly boosted Mothiva’s already huge popularity.

Bianca tried allying her kingdom with the Wasp Kingdom (hoping it could both heal old wounds and potentially help repair the Wasp Kingdom's relationship with the Ant Kingdom), though Hoaxe's takeover threw a wrench into that plan.

Vanessa II dealt with something similar: she tried forming a positive relationship between her kingdom and the Leafbugs, but Hoaxe didn't think they'd be useful at all so he antagonized them once he took over. This (at least for now) ruined those chances of having a good relationship with them, and also led to them being more aggressive to outsiders.

I'm not sure I want to count this as a "headcanon", but Vanessa's honestly boring ingame (in my opinion, anyway) so I like to imagine that she can be pretty sassy and/or blunt.

Speaking of Vanessa being sassy, Hoaxe would often go into her room, where she was trapped, to berate and insult and taunt her. When she berated and insulted and taunted him back, he’d lightly burn her before leaving. It took him a long while to realize that the Flame Brooch was protecting her.

Uhhhhh, what else...oh yeah! The Queens all became besties after Hoaxe is defeated.

[uncle-jj]

Alright! I am here with a few headcanons about my villagers (previous and current) in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, as well as a few headcanons about the NPCs.

It may contain a few triggers, but I'm sure reading the whole post will be worth it!

You have been warned.

First off, the NPCs...

Tom Nook: He is bisexual, and has asperger's syndrome and depression. He used to have a crush on Sable Able, but he and Isabelle are dating as of now.

Isabelle: She is autistic and transgender. She also runs a TikTok account that's feuding with Ankha's fame, and plays Doom in her pastime.

The Able Sisters: Mabel is an autistic lesbian, Sable has mild depression and secretly despises Isabelle for taking her place in Tom Nook's relationship, and Labelle is queer and polyamorus.

Daisy Mae: She is autistic and has a slight case of down syndrome. Her mother is in constant disagreement with Sow Joan, and invests in cryptocurrencies.

Flick and CJ: Flick is a transhet female-to-male, and CJ is a nonbinary, pansexual countryboy with a preference to females (no matter their sex), and uses he/him pronouns.

Blathers and Celeste: He has asperger's and PTSD, while she is autistic and nonbinary, and uses she/her pronouns. He is also nonbinary.

Brewster: He has aspergers and mild depression. That is why he speaks in a low, monotone voice.

Redd: He's gay. Enough said.

Timmy and Tommy: They're both autistic, with Tommy being trans.

Saharah: She is a genderfluid that prefers to use she/her pronouns.

Kicks: He is queer and asexual.

Leif: He is autistic, trans, and has an addiction to the weeds. Altogether, he's a walking reference to that old Stoner Sloth campaign.

Harvey: He has down syndrome and is polyamorus. Same with Pascal.

Resetti: He has PTSD, depression, anger issues, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and superiority complex, all on a heaping mole sandwich.

Gulliver and Gullivarrrr: Gulliver is the worst member in his crew. Even worse, he's the captain whose crew wanted none other than to get rid of him since the first time he washed up on a GameCube. Gullivarrrr, however, is feared and respected by his crew, and he has a drinking problem. Gulliver has a drinking problem, too, but he also has superiority complex as well as being gay.

Paradise Planning: Lottie is a polyamorus pansexual, and Niko and Wardell are autistic. Niko is a bit more extroverted than Wardell himself.

K.K. Slider: He's asexual and aromantic. DJ K.K. is actually his son, and is in a slight conflict with his old man.

Wilbur and Orville: They're both aromantic, with Orville being an extrovert, and Wilbur being in touch with the latest trends. They're both capable of warping through different universes, and (with help from Dr. Shrunk) developed the amiibo functionality in the game to expand their horizons. Crazy, huh?

Lloid: He is capable of cloning himself. The original Lloid is actually a god.

Now the villagers...

The current villagers will be marked with italics.

Jitters and Flo: He is her adoptive brother. He also has down syndrome, and an addiction to coffee, and crushes on Kiki. She is an aspiring rock star who wanted to travel the world and impress it with her music. As for Jitters, he has mild depression and uses coffee as a coping mechanism.

Kiki: She is autistic and has OCD, and a crush on me. She also is secretly a witch in training, and an artist.

Tutu: She has a serious drinking problem and suffers from inferiority complex. She has ADHD as well.

Curt: He has PTSD and arthritis. He is also an alcoholic, but his alcoholism isn't too bad.

Doc: He's a school teacher who used to struggle a little in school as a student. He doesn't want anyone to make the same mistakes he did.

Plucky: She's a little arrogant, but she is also asexual and aromantic.

Lopez: He's a polyamorus, pansexual nonbinary who uses he/him pronouns. He has a Twitter.

Tiffany: She is polyamorus and pansexual as well, but she also used to work in a gentlemen's club.

Maggie: She had a severe case of bad luck.

Skye: She is nonbinary and bisexual, and uses she/her pronouns.

Bunnie: She is autistic and trans. She also has a TikTok and a Twitter.

Punchy: He is nonbinary, pansexual with a preference to males, autistic, imaginative, has a TikTok, a YouTube, a Twitter, and a crush on Kyle.

Katt: She is also nonbinary and pansexual, but she sometimes like to flirt with Punchy. She runs a music channel (where she posts her songs) and a gaming channel on YouTube.

Kyle: He is nonbinary and pansexual as well. He is also polyamorous. He also has a YouTube and a TikTok.

Francine and Chrissy: They sometimes like to flirt with each other. However, they're also pop stars, with Chrissy not realizing she already got fame. They both share a TikTok.

Rosie: She's autistic and has ADHD.

Felicity: She's not really a cat, but a human who identifies as a felisgender. She's also a lesbian.

Flora: She used to be a drug addict, but she is slowly recovering.

Ken: He is asexual and aromantic.

Mira: She's a member of the scaly fandom. Why else does she have dinosaurs in her house?

Whitney: She used to have a boyfriend, but she broke up with him a few years before coming to my island. She also has a Facebook.

Hopkins: He has ADHD and OCD. He used to be a ball bouncer before he was transformed into a bunny.

Gloria: She's intersexual and polyamorus. She also has a Facebook.

Sterling: He used to be a noble knight, until his king betrayed him and sent him to present day, because he is gay.

Lolly: She is a cispan, has aspergers, and runs a TikTok, and a few Tumblr blogs. One of the blogs is a Homestar Runner fanblog. She's also an artist and likes to draw her fellow villagers...and has a crush on Punchy.

Ankha: She used to be an Egyptian queen, until her burial. Many years later, her sarcophagus was opened, she saw before her eyes the person she ever met in forever. She then wrapped them up and trapped them in it, ready to take on the world.

Hotel: Trivago.

That's all of my headcanons on my Animal Crossing pals. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I will update if someone moves out.

[gascon-en-exil]

Probably Arvis won't get so much defenders because he is not a lesbian/bi woman and the "duuur" incest crowd will be there with false outrage, also they will want to defend the cringey and boring romance of Sigurd x Deidre as if it's a beautiful love story. Not that criticising Arvis is a bad thing but knowing this fanbase those will be the main factors.

Unless Sigurd/Deirdre gets a ton of extra development I don’t foresee it garnering a huge following. M/F pairings without a self-insert component don’t seem to do all that well in this fandom, and as written in FE4 neither character is what you’d call terribly engaging. I predict more of the anti-incest outrage being directed elsewhere, what with Arvis/Deirdre being sort of noncon/dubcon and there being less obviously negative targets like Lachesis, the cousin pairings of Gen 2, or something like Leif/Nanna where they’re raised together and get married. Alternatively, genuine Arvis apologists will downplay or ignore the incest altogether, not unlike how Jaime/Brienne shippers in Game of Thrones seemingly ignored that Jaime had a long-term sexual relationship with his twin sister*.

I also expect race wank involving Jamke and the Isaach characters, because that’s just what corners of this fandom do now. Extra points if Jamke has the same VA as Claude like he does in Heroes, so the Khalidstans and their successors will get another go at bashing him.

*Which I don’t bring up as a point of judgment, incidentally, only that considering the mania antis have for moral and ideological purity one would think they’d be all too happy that Jaime was killed with his sister for their unforgivable nastiness.

[mogai-headcanons]

Sasha Waybright from Amphibia is an autistic transmasculine genderqueer shadowlesbian canon bisexual with PTSD, OCD, chronic pain, NPD, and BPD who uses he/she pronouns. He is dating her two best friends: Anne Boonchuy, an autistic ply lesbian froggender demigirl with PTSD, schizophrenia, and ADHD who uses she/her pronouns; and Marcy Wu, an abrosexual transneutral shadowlesbian caedogirl with chronic pain, PTSD, OSDD-1a, and OCPD, is canonically autistic, and uses they/it pronouns but is okay with she/her.

Sasha is close with Captain Grime, an autistic aromantic veldian trans man (toad) who is canonically visually impaired and canonically an amputee, has OCD, NPD, PTSD, and chronic pain, and uses he/it pronouns. Grime is in a queerplatonic relationship with Hopediah "Hop Pop" Plantar, an autistic bisexual frog PTSD and chronic pain who uses he/him pronouns. Hop Pop cares deeply for his grandchildren: Sprig, an autistic polyamorous pansexual nonbinary boy (frog) with PTSD and ADHD who uses he/they pronouns; and Polly, an autistic aroace frog with low/no empathy, PTSD, and a special interest in robotics who uses she/her pronouns. Hop Pop also views Anne as his granddaughter. Sprig is dating Ivy Sundew, an autistic butch nonbinary polyamorous omnisexual frog with ADHD and PTSD who uses they/she/he pronouns; and Maddie Flour, an autistic polyamorous gray-aromantic polysexual trans girl (frog) with difficulty emoting and a special interest in magic who uses she/her pronouns

Grime is also close friends with Lady Olivia, an autistic nonbinary transfeminine femme canon lesbian newt with generalized anxiety and PTSD who uses she/her pronouns; and Olivia's wife General Yunan, an autistic butch azurgirl canon lesbian newt with PTSD and ADHD who uses she/he pronouns. They keep an eye on former king Andrias Leviathan, an autistic canonically visually impaired amputee bisexual polyamorous newt with C-PTSD, chronic pain, and ADHD who uses he/him pronouns. Andrias was previously in love with his former close friends: Leif, an autistic bisexual trans woman (frog) with PTSD and psychosis who used she/her pronouns; and Barrel, an autistic omnisexual toad with anxiety and PTSD who used he/him pronouns

(Please use the rainbow infinity instead of the autistic flag, the aurora lesbian flag, the character designs from the epilogue of "The Hardest Thing" when applicable, and can I ask that Sasha, Anne, Marcy, Grime, Hop Pop, and Andrias have the disabled flag in addition to those listed?)

I had the long Amphibia request that started with transmasc Sasha, can I add that Sasha is also haenaica, hyperrealica, and waruhitoyokattica; Anne is tenshiomottica, unknowngoosica, and idsmilica; and Marcy is shoujoreica, nearsongica, and lowoneyesica? All can be found on @/vocaloid-musicagender either as original posts or by reblog

queued!

[springtidesnowfall]

SHOW ME YOUR CIPHER CARDS YOU SILLY!!!

Okay FINE i guess i will or whatever featuring bad quality pictures and my poor card book thats. so old

hehe henry go brrr he has CROWS and is drawn by TOBI  whats not to love. AND THE LIGHTING AND THE RED. i kin him

from magvel we have my beautiful wife maris posed stunningly with her sword and looking like the badass swordmaster she is, and then baby ewan! little son ewan, who looks super cute, and agh i love one flame mage 

HIGHKET THE NEMESIS CIPHER IS SO COOL HIS BEARD IS SO GOOD. THE POSE WITH THE CREATOR SWORD. YOU BEAUTIFUL CRUSTY OLD BASTARD. THE PURPLE IS JUST MWAH

then we have marianne and hilda, do not se[perate them, also hildas axe. wow. its so. wow. also hhghgnggn i love her!!!! hehe hilda. im gay 

okay hopping over to tellius rq

we got haar napping with his wyvern wih fucking CHEESE i love him. hes done nothing wrong. and the little flowers :)

i love lesbians!! also i guess geoffrey is there. aksfajn fr though lucia is so lovely. and elincia looks so precious!!! and theyre dating.

and now. my favourite cards. 

ike. does this one even need an explanation? ill make the shrine soon

the only shiny card i decided to buy, the medallion bc OH MY GOD i love this one,,, yune sleeping on the medallion bc shes sealed there, lehran and micaiah facing away from each other, and then ashera!!! ah!!!!!

and this is. technically three cards but its a set and oh my GOD 

MY SON BOY LEIF AND PRECIOUS SELIPH AND THE EDGELORD ARES WEHH THEYRE SO CUTE!!! AND MAYO ART?? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. I LOVE THEM THEYRE THE STARS OF MY COLLECTION?? I LOVE THEM SM THEYRE SO AMAZING

[incorrectcatfacestudios]

Headcanons + Making this to replace my old headcanons post.

Disclaimer: JUST GOING TO SAY NOT EVERYTHING I GIVE THEM IS SOMETHING I AGREE WITH! like Some characters will have a headcanon that’s more because I can ACTUALLY SEE Them enjoying an activity but even if they do I DON’T their are things that these characters would do that I DON’T think anyone else should do EVER!

Asch

Has a safe space in his room where he can be himself. It’s a place where He gets to let his guard down. that is his earth room

Has a tendency to be more attracted to those with a darker tone then him. then again its not really hard to have a darker complexion then him. (Regardless of race someone could have a tan or something, or just be a bit darker than him.) He himself hasn’t noticed this and probably never will.

Mirage sleeps in his room

If Rhys somehow got really sad and mopey he’d locate that ice cream truck and angrily threaten the ice cream man to give him all of the ice cream or DIE. Or he’d just want the entire truck, & if no one stopped him then he’d throw it through Ava’s window into her apartment.  

Sometimes late at night when everyone’s sleeping & Asch can’t, he summons Rhys to his room and forces him to read him a bedtime story. Rhys used to do this when Asch was younger as well. He really likes Rhys’s voice. 

If he was a human he’d probably be some NEET gamer who spends all his time roleplaying on World of Warcraft or something and he’d always rage about bad plot points or game mechanics in Anime & Video games.

The most likely to dirty talk

He sneezes like a kitten and when he does fire comes out. 

Would be god awful at pole dancing

 He doesn’t know what to do when it comes to love and isn’t used to physical affection.   Its.....very pleasant whenever he gets it...but it also feels too comfortable for him. He’s scared of comfort, despite loving it.  

Later on once he embraces affection he becomes absolutely addicted to it and is by far the most passionate of them. Though that angry scowl never leaves unfortunately . His passion rages on like a burning flame, like....an intense RUSH of desire. It can be overwhelming at times. 

In fact he DEMANDS the affection. 

In battle he’s more brutish than the others by far. A giant barrage of flames being sent EVERYWHERE . 

One time he read a fanfiction & thought it was 100% Canon. & when anyone said otherwise He screamed angrily and shot fire balls at them; Even when they weren’t physically there. Of course since they weren’t there he just  ended up burning the phone Ava got for him, but you know, whatever.

Loves curry 

Really likes chocolate and caramel for whatever reason, but he can’t stand other sweets. he also likes strawberries 

He enjoys the video game Indivisible, & some war military tactic games. He also likes rage games for some reason too even though he hates them, its complicated but he can’t stop playing, he gets too into it and too angry. He also enjoys racing games & MARIO PARTY, Especially when he wins.   

His favorite animal is the bull  

Dhaur is his husbando 

His sin is wrath  

 Used to hate Steven Universe at first then grew....to like it. then love it. It seemed so dumb to him at first but as he watched it he came to understand it more. 

Asch trusts Rhys more than the other daemos. He’s known him the longest and believes in his judgement he doesn’t think Rhys would EVER lie to him or deceive him.  Because of this Rhys is the only person Asch is ever fully open with. He wouldn’t leave anyone else he was this open with back on daemos. He is quite FOOLISH to believe this however. :) after all Rhys is working with Lady Grandma. 

He once dared Leif to eat a cactus after getting particularly angry in a game of truth or dare 

 Him and Rhal never get along ever. They always yell it eachother, and get into arguments.

Rhal has far more Knights than Asch 

As for Lady Bish. Asch is completely indifferent towards her.  

He doesn’t know why but he keeps on sniffing Ava’s bra for reasons obvious to the rest of us. Regardless he destroys them just the same

Smell/sweat Kink bitches 

 Probably into S&M.  

 He sometimes rehearses villainous Dialogues with himself in the mirror when no one’s around. 

He also does this with Rhys on occasion...if he’s feeling particularly BRAVE that day

Holds up a lot of pent up emotions and hides it pretty well. He prefers to let them out as anger instead..but when he gets drunk it all just POURS out of him. He just sobs and cries and hugs and kisses and laughs. just...everything. ALL OF THE EMOTIONS BESIDES ANGER he expresses openly. He doesn’t become a completely different person he just becomes far more open. He compliments a lot as well.

He got drunk once and decided from that day NEVER AGAIN! 

 Though when he first got drunk he really liked it. Despite the flavor. and downed like 3. 

 That was a #Mistake 

His favorite Crystal gem is Garnet, or Sapphire? Its hard for him to choose between them. 

Rhys

 The thiccest of the daemos on earth. By that I mean he has the biggest butt 

 What I mean by that is he does a lot of squats, & Glute exercises. He also has a magic that makes all the fat he gains go to his butt but that’s not important. Its not always in affect only for emergencies.   

Would be VERY interested in science if he knew what it was

He would eat pizza with a fork

Gluttonous in any task he enjoys. When he eats he eats ALOT, sex would last a long time with him Though not many people know this about him because he takes his time. 

The  common one is Research, reading, observing, & ESPECIALLY LEARNING.

 He also adores validation give him it.. Wears a long trench coat to hide his big butt from the world well not hide but-. 

 specifically daemos since some uncultured daemos tend to be quite handsy.

 It doesn’t always work but whatever trench coats are cool. 

 has frequent discussions with Asch in his room. He’s the only one Asch is completely honest with. Asch trusts Rhys with EVERYTHING. 

If he was a human he would be a college student studying to be a scientist of some kind. 

He would also work volunteer jobs at the retirement homes. 

If he was a human he’d probably meet Asch by working as his grandmothers nanny. I don’t think Asch would live by himself.

has a tad bit more fat on him than the others. but his muscle can distract from that. Plus his fat isn’t even noticeable outside of his ass His lover would nickname him sunrise, because his smile can chase the night away, cause his face is what brightens their day, because he is the beginning of something new bright and beautiful. 

loves Rubix Cubes If he romanced Ava it wouldn’t be because he likes her it would be because he wants to use her. mostly for her nonexistent power ((magical and political)) 

Loves sweets more than the rest of them

I think I had enough for him last time. 

His mother and Asch’s were close.  

Spends waaayyyy too much time trying to over analyse tv shows he watches 

Is a big fan of Pheonix wright, Fran Bow, Gravity falls, Danganronpa, Dr. Stone, Dr. Who, Fnaf, & pretty much any other game or TV show that either gives you a lot to think about after the episodes/playthrough, is chock full of thousands of possibilities and theories, or requires a lot of thought and problem solving to play. He also likes strategy games like Fire Emblem, & Final Fantasy Tactics. OH! And Pokemon but not for the normal gameplay for the competitive scene. 

Due to having the element of water he is  usually cool calm and collected. but he also is able to flow with a situation if needed. He’s passive  

 Often reads to Asch because Asch has a harder time reading. Him and Asch went to school together when they were younger and thus have a closer bond than the others.  ((Lady grandma forced Asch to go)) 

Once asked Ava if she had any more of those porn magazines. Was pleased to find that Ava had an entire closets worth. Though not all of it was the fighting techniques he was looking for. 

He  has no fucking idea how a vagina works in the slightest. or what vagina’s even look like? Despite his extensive knowledge sex is one of the places where he knows the least. Because he has no idea what lesbian sex is he is completely oblivious to the fact that he’s been staring at 2 girls fucking it on in those magazines he’s found underneath Ava’s bed. 

 He once had to help Leif out with the creation of the Furby organ. It was incredibly difficult for him but also very insightful 

 The Furbies terrify him though.  That STARE its..just...ugh 

 The best at pole dancing. 

Is far more elegant on the battle field than the others. His attacks are more precise and careful than theirs are. 

He’s also the best at dancing...well fancy dancing. like ballet,  and slowdancing. 

Sleeps in Ava’s fridge sometimes. 

Starting teaching Noi how to read a bit more after they went to the mall. The shops are cataloged after all

 Is cold resistant to a point. I mean ice magic CAN still hurt him but like...less. I’d liken it to a Pokemon. 

His favorite crystal gem is garnet. If your talking singular gems then I’d say Ruby. But...like Garnets amazing why would you want to choose just ONE of them as your favorite when..

 Likes classical music, R & B, Soft...indie songs, Soft pop, Trap music & Bossa Nova 

If Ava did marry him she’d probably get locked into a loveless marriage for power that doesn’t exist 

If he found out about Ava’s lies he might have a fucking meltdown. :D like everything he was working towards EVERYTHING would have been for nothing. 

That is until the prospect of watching how the human world continues to function without magic...he’d realize they have TECHNOLOGY and how...amazing it is. 

Leif

The more he likes you the more he’ll want to stab you. Just how it is

The more he’s attracted to someone the more he’ll want to stab their guts out. he’s weird like that.

Big sadist I mean we already know this but like in all the ways? ya know?Like he literally gets an orgasmic feeling in his veins when he slices someone open kind of sadistic.  

If he was a human he would probably be a doctor or surgeon who only has his job because it allows him to legally cut people open.

would’ve probably been one of those school bullies who only bullies someone because he’s in love with them if he was a human

You could literally get him to do anything by being like “ I bet you couldn’t do that. “ or saying “ ____ go get the ____ for me” He makes everything into a competition.

Broke EVERYTHING when he was a child. 

Tried to eat a cactus, because Asch dared him to.  

Asch didn’t think he’d actually do it. 

 His sin is PRIDE of course, which is why he feels like he has to prove everything and lives to have his ego STROKED.

Later he tried to shove a cactus up his ass because a stranger on the internet said that only cowards don’t use cacti as dildo’s 

He had to go to the doctor many times. 

He really liked the large amount of sharp objects in the hospital room 

He may or may not be banned from that hospital

The nurse had to file a restraining order it was a sad day.  But they got the pricks out!! and that’s all that matters! PLUS Leif got a new thumb to add to his collection!

He really likes it because its a special decorated one. With PAINT on the tips. its weird and shiny. The nurse probably won’t need it anyways. 

He has a rotting placenta in his bedroom no one knows where he got it!(AND NOBODY ASKS) but it still has the umbilical cord attached no baby though :(   

He isn’t allowed outside anymore for obvious reasons

He found out what Furbies where and fell in love with them instantly . He stole 20 

He made a Furby organ. why? Because its infinitely stupider and more terrifying than a regular one. He forced Rhys to help cause Rhys is smart. It still took like 90 tries and costed Ava alot of money, and Furbies.

He keeps it in his room and he plays it constantly. Mostly to annoy Asch, Ava, and everyone else around him. He also loves the fact that its called an organ. 

He was dared to eat a jar of nails and he fucking did it. 

He obviously had to use healing magic on himself 

He’s really hot for Noi. Like...a bit too much no one notices though.

 A bit hotter for Ava than Noi though, That’s why he keeps wanting to penetrate her with his knife. The more he threatens to do this the more he likes you. 

His element is Life, or earth. Mostly life which is why he’s so vigorous and excited. 

This is also the reason why he’s so obsessed with killing things. when you live your ALWAYS killing, every move you make you end thousands of lives just like that!  Daemos of the life element seem to want to enjoy life to the fullest and never look back. EVER 

As such he’s also good at cultivating life, weather it be a plant or an animal. Everyones always surprised by this

Back on Daemos before his snap he’d actually be alot kinder to Noi, ((IN the first 4 episodes whenever Noi got hurt he was the only one to ever show any concern. I find that interesting in contrast to how he threw that out in some of the later ones. )) He’d often be the one that consoles noi or talks things out with him. 

Leif is more aggressive, energetic and far more cruel in more docile environments. He becomes much more empathetic, & Calm in hostile ones. ((Like that time where he actually got on Rhys’s case for being too hard on Asch, or the times when he was like “Hey are we actually going to let Noi die” and offering to heal Noi when he was writhing in pain when they came to earth.  ))  

He’s actually more perceptive then he seems, he cares about those around him NORMALLY its just going this long without killing anything is maddening for him. HE NEEDS TO KILL. to let it all out, once he does he’ll act as he normally does.  

He was the only one even remotely kind to Noi back on daemos, that changed when they got to earth. (besides Pierce. ) 

 Though due to his normal lack of empathy in a world where he’s human he’d probably be one of those people who just don’t care about how what they say affects those around them. Doing and saying whatever he wants regardless of how others may interpret that. 

He LOVES Skullgirls. He really likes the character designs and the fact that double always has organs or something hanging out. 

 He also loves all horror movies and video games where he gets to cause mayhem; Like Saints Row, or Grand Theft Auto!  

 He’d be the only one of the daemos that is fully accepting of the weird side of the internet. You know the WEIRD side. He’d be into all of the bizar kinky fetishes you’d find on Furraffinity you just know it.  

 He doesn’t actually like Ava he more-so see’s her as a trophy? I mean well he DOES but he’s mostly in the whole fight for her thing to win a prize. And she’s the prize.   ((Well at least before the newest episode)) 

Pierce

The most Physically affectionate of the daemos even more so than Noi

Big buff bara man. LIKE BY FAR THE BUFFEST 

Would probably run an animal shelter or something if he could

Would be running an animal shelter or something if he was human

Likes….fluffy. waayyy too much 

He’s by far the most empathetic of the daemos. Yes even Noi then again Noi isn’t very empathetic. 

 Very tired 24/7 needs coffee to sustain himself. 

 Often by himself in the quiet. sometimes while alone with his thoughts they spiral out of control, Regret, Doubt, Despair, Uncertainty, Fear, Insecurity.  All at once. Does he cry not at all. He suffers as he stands Silent. ultimately its impossible to tell when he’s having one of these moments as he doesn’t show it on his face.    

 Big PP 

He is very loyal but his loyalty isn’t...friendship. He doesn’t really like Asch very much, but he does trust his judgement and follow his orders. He’s a knight after all, besides he appears to have some connection to one of Asches family members ((The daemos in that Flashback had a crown on their horn)

He likes standing because when he stands theirs no threat of getting too comfortable, no chance of falling asleep and drifting away, no chance of drifting into sleep and deciding to never wake up again, no chance of getting lost in the comforts of the object beneath him. 

He is the one that cares for Ava the most  

 Doesn’t really care about the cultural norms on daemos. he flows free like the wind and accepts any new and sudden changes. 

Heavyish sleeper, gets grumpy when woken up.  Like if your trying to kill him his instincts will kick in and he will wake up but otherwise he’ll just stay asleep. LIKE THROUGH EVERYTHING 

Though while he is the most empathetic of the Daemos he’s also prone to intense levels of apathy, where he just shuts down silent lost in his thoughts unable to be disturbed. these are only momentary  

His element is air. Because of this he’s mostly just free and flowing.  

 Sometimes gives Ava Piggy Back rides to make her feel tall 

 Potentially one of the only one of the Daemos that genuinely care about Ava. 

But also potentially only see’s Ava as a cute pet to love on rather than a person in and of herself. But ultimately he does also care about her feelings, and her opinion on things.

 I prefer to think the latter rather than the former. 

one time he accidentally befriended a large swarm of bee’s and they followed him to Ava’s house. 

 Gives Ava piggy back rides 

Out of the Daemos he’s the one who Ava is closest to. The others have yet to even notice this. 

 One time the boys found porn on the phone and just gathered around the phone looking at it confused all bug eyed. Pierce saw the filth on the screen and made the executive decision to yeet it out the window. 

Ava had to buy a new phone 

 Has a rough yet gentle touch. he takes care and caution when dealing with life. 

because of the above him and Leif have an impossibly hard time cooperating when its just them. 

The best with animals. 

 When not caught up in apathy he is the exact opposite. He becomes far too 

Noi

He would enjoy fortnight if he played it

Would thrive off of old memes 

If he was human he would be that one friend you wouldn’t want to hang out with because he fortnight dances, dabs, uses outdated memes, rick rolls people, and everything unironically.

 The least muscular & Thicc by far. he doesn’t have any meat on his bones, unlike the other 4. Flat boney ass. 

He’d probably be some sort of social media icon or a street performer if he was human. He thrives off of validation. Though because he’s a clumsy fuck street preforming wouldn’t be the best gig for him.

Likes music the most

Would probably be the first of the Daemos to watch and enjoy Steven Universe. ((Though I’d bet the others would come around. They always come around))

 He Rick Rolled Rhys one time. 

 His sin is Envy, he often feels insecure about himself, and he looks up to everyone else seeing how “Cool” or great they are. ALWAYS saying “GOOD JOB ____” whenever they do something cool, he’s always excited but with that excitement comes the thoughts...Why can’t I do things like that? I wish I COULD BE STRONG LIKE PIERCE, I wish I COULD BE SMART LIKE RHYS, I wish I could be PAMPERED LIKE ASCH, I wish I COULD BE HANDSOME LIKE LEIF. That’s why he’s so focused on being better than everyone else. I wanna try! Let me see it! LET ME TRY FOR ONCE. that comes from not only desire but ENVY. he just channels this envy in a much healthier way than most would. *Cough* Leif *Cough* 

 He has EXTREME insecurity problems and longs more than anything to be better than the others. 

After he found out what breakdancing was he dedicated SO MUCH of his time trying to learn how to do it. 

He may or may not be obsessed with that 

 He also really likes Ava. But he’s moreso in love with the idea of her? He doesn’t really listen to much of what she says due to the fact that he’s so scatterbrained and spacey. He just likes when she talks. He mostly fell in love with Ava because she was the first person to present themselves towards him as an option. back on Daemos he was relatively low class. Thus he was viewed as unmarriageable, worthless, dumb, WEAK, & Poor, So trying to enter a relationship with ANYONE was out of the question. The boy thought he would die without finding love.

 He thought Ava was actually GENUINELY interested in romancing him and because of that it excited him. NO ONE HAD EVER actually wanted to romance him. Back at home NO ONE liked him, no one was ever kind to him. Well Leif sometimes was pierce would show some kind of a...paternal affection rarely. But Leif also treated him cruelly and insulted him like the others.

Due to how loving and compassionate he is he was kicked  out of his household. 

 Despite this Noi isn’t exactly empathetic. He doesn’t pay attention to the emotions of others he’s far too caught up in himself.  

In the first 2 days on Earth He & Leif would shit talk Asch behind his back. Mostly talking about how they didn’t really like this plan and just vent their frustrations out at eachother 

Starting on episode 5 him and Leif just kinda. He became too scared of Leif to even approach him as much and thus he kinda grew apart from him. thus causing him to latch more onto Ava. AVA likes him, unlike them. HE HAS PROOF after all. 

 He’s also far too stuck up in the idea of a powerful princess loving him a lowly peasant a low ranking knight someone who.....who wouldn’t be worth anything to her.

If they were to find out about ALL of Ava’s lies he’d take it the 2nd hardest. Asch would be the first, Rhys the 3rd. Leif the 4th, & Pierce the 5th. 

 Mostly because the only reason why she chose him, the only reason why they went on a date wasn’t because she was interested in him but because she didn’t want her cover blown. He thought she actually loved him not to say she doesn’t care for him but-...he thought she WANTED him you know? 

She wouldn’t be a powerful princess, she wouldn’t be a cool sorceress, she wouldn’t be this big thing that he wanted so much she’d just be herself and then Noi’s fantasy would crumble. 

Its the dream the fantasy that someone so powerful so strong would set aside their time and pay attention to him take him out in hopes of COURTING him that he fell in love with. Not ava herself. 

That being said he does like Ava and even prefer spending time with her to half of the main cast.   

Ava

Has to take Prescription drugs

Ate cat food once when she was five

Probably into pet play

Really likes collars

One time she went to some bitch in her high schools  Quinceañera to release a box of 4000 angry bees upon it and run

Greedy  

 Spends alot of her time watching Anime when not with the Daemos

 Her favorite Crystal Gem is Amethyst because god damn

 No where NEAR as thick as Aphmau is. She’s alot more twiggy. 

Would totally do the WEED if her dads weren’t hovering around her 24/7 

 Has a lot of Girl on girl porn in her room. Specif under her bed and in her closet.

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I’m back from vacation! :D

...oh shit pride month is almost over, gotta post my animal crossing: new horizons npc gender/sexuality headcanons.

this is all in good fun. but also i’m right /s

don’t have anything for timmy, tommy, or daisy mae because they’re babie

Tom Nook is an old cis gay and Redd is his ex, we know this

Blathers is also a cis gay, and his sister Celeste is a cis lesbian

Isabelle is a binary trans girl and her brother Digby (from New Leaf and Pocket Camp) is binary trans boy. Since they were kids they’d wear each other’s clothes, pretend to be each other, you know. In addition, Isabelle quickly figured out she was bi; Digby was a super supportive ally for a while, then learned he was aroace

Wilbur’s cis & bi; Orville doesn’t know what he is yet but Wilbur supports him all the way

Mable is a straight trans girl, Sable is a demigirl on the aroace spectrum, and Labelle is a cis lesbian

Flick is enby and only really feels attached to maleness through his attraction to men. He is the gayest of the gays

CJ is either a demiboy or apathetic on gender, but is also gay. Not that it needs to be said but he and Flick are dating

Saharah is trans, like, canonically? More specifically for me she’s genderfluid but has been id-ing as vaguely fem for a while. Her sexuality is also fluid, and she hasn’t dated in some time

Maybe a hot take? But Kicks is a he/him lesbian

Leif is nonbinary, ace, and pan demiromantic

Wisp is... idk, let’s say a straight trans boy

Harv is pan and doesn’t put a label on his gender

Reese and Cyrus are both cis and bi, and while they’re happily married they’ll also joke about who the other finds attractive

That’s everyone I have strong feelings about. Sorry Gulliver fans