#also just Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[thunderboltage]

whoops me hand slipped just like cora hehe

[dinxieyinxie]

I HOPE I MADE IT IN TIME AUUGHH HAPPY BORNDAY TO MY SKRUNKLY SILLY WILLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH QWQ (let us turn a blind eye that Yonal broke one of Transfiguration Laws for Severus)

[im-not-a-virgo-im-a-lesbo]

Ajsjdjdjjsjajaajsjd "I saved her." JSHDHHDHSJAJSJDJSJSJ

[tom-is-online]

im ok with vbs getting snooze or ch4nge but omfl if i see that orange fuck or that blue guy on either of the songs ill start killing

[snarky-wallflower]

I’ve decided that I’ve done enough learning, actually. My new goal is to become a mysterious hermit deep in the woods who occasionally emerges to get snacks and post weird art whenever she feels capable.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Wait holy fuck did I ever show you guys this wallpaper I made for myself on PicCollage 💖💖💖💖💖💖

This shit makes me so fucking happy every time I see it on my lockscreen, highly recommend y'all do the same on ur phone, 'puters, etc

Art by mothfinite, rexscanonwife, hotrodharts, bilumiart, cupiidzbow, mynolia, and me!!

[vparka]

Thinking about Montague's hotel, the Grand Glacier. It's so preeetttyyyyyy. i'm almost always landing there when I play BR,,,

Can you imagine an alternative universe where Montague and Midas grow old together and they own the hotel ??

Like, they're the lovely old couple that owns a luxurious hotel (the papers have Montague's name, but since Midas is his husband, he's the co-owner now) !!! people don't know about it now 'cause of the years that have passed, but on their prime years they both were an absolute menace and cooked evil plans on there. but now they're old and retired, you can see Montague having breakfast and greeting the guests mindlessly while Midas sits down on their usual table, kisses Montague's forehead and gives him his usual coffee. Montague would slice his pain au chocolat in half and offer it to Midas, who instead of taking it would take a bite while Montague holds the pastry. Montague might look annoyed and say something like

"it's your fault my hair is greying now, i can't with you."

but Midas would smile a little bit and respond something like

"But you look really good with grey hair."

Montague would take a sip of his coffee to break eye contact and whisper. "You too. You're lucky you're aging really well. Comme un bon vin." [Like fine wine.] they're both disgustingly sweet. <3

They reminisce about the chaos they caused together on the island: raids, killing enemies, stealing data, evil masterplans. the usual romantic stuff. They sit and think about it on one of the benches in the hotel's garden. And they just love each other so much: when they aren't together they definitely glance at their diamond&gold matching rings. definitely. methinks.

They're also still kind of cold towards others and ppl don't know how they got together, but only they & ppl who are close to them know how well they fit together...

Aaaaand... they might be the kind of grandparents that will give money and candy to their grandchildren when the parents aren't looking. bonus points if its Midas sneaking a couple of golden coins to Jules' kids (Nitroengineering!!!)

[teddybeartoji]

NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABOUT YOUR TOUCHING TEETH WITH SATORU DRABBLE LIKE that GENUINELY changed my brain chemistry and had the biggest impact on my whole entire life

HAHDHSHSHSHDHAH NOOOONN!!!!!!! FUCKK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO MEEE!!!!! IT'S LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PIECES EVER SO TO HEAR THAT OTHERS LIKED IT AS WELL IS JUST.. RAAAAHGHH YOU KNOW? SCREAMING JUMPING RUNNING AROUND RN ILYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! + this is the Thing btw 😋

[bluberimufim]

Cool and spooky-ish Portuguese legends and mythological creatures because it's nearly Halloween!!

I've been wanting to do this for a while now, because I've felt disconnected from Portuguese culture lately and I'm trying to get into it. So I wanted to share some cool things I found because Portuguese folklore is something no one talks about and I love to share my culture with people! Please be warned that the translations may sound kinda awkward and that this is almost 100% from Wikipedia since Portuguese mythological creatures are a super obscure topic, and the only other big resource I could find was a super expensive book. That being said, the Wikipedia sounds pretty legit because it sounds like it was written by an old person.

Now let's get into some of my favourites!

Werewolf

This is a basic one but I still find it pretty funny. When I visited Cova do Lobisomem (trans.: Werewolf Cave), I learnt that the legend there is that, if you have twelve kids, the eldest son (in the story it was a son, but I don't know what happens if your eldest is a girl) becomes a werewolf and has to go live out in the wilderness. Another closely related legend mentions they have to serve some kind of penitence, but I found nothing on it.

Peeira (or "werewolf fairy")

Known as the "female version of the werewolf" and is able to control wolf packs. Her power seems to be guiding these wolf packs by being a reasonable and more human-like figure in the group, and is described as "lovely and wild" (omg that sounds sooo pretty). Information contradicts in this bit, also saying that she either has feelings for the werewolves or that she lures men into the woods to feed them to her ghost-wolves. A girl becomes a Peeira by being a couple's seventh oldest daughter, or by being called upon by her "predestined/soulmate werewolf".

Bisarma

Ghost of colossal size that can stand over valleys with one foot on each mountain, and sing monotonous tunes in "huge voices" (idk how else to translate it). This mythological creature also shows up in parts of Spain.

Jã

Weaving spirits. If you leave out a bunch of linen and a cake, they'll make you a linen cloth as fine as a hair, but if you forget to leave out the cake, they'll burn the linen. Apparently, people used to claim their ancestors had sheets made by the Jãs.

Zorra Berradeira (trans.: "Screaming Fox")

Shows up in Algarve every 7 years and, when it's not there, it's theorized that it visits other countries. It's a fox spirit that screams all the time but can be heard better at midnight or midday and, if you mock it, it will chase you down until your death.

Velha da Égua Branca (trans.: Old Lady on the White Mare)

Appears in Algarve on full moon nights and makes a lot of noise in the fields with pots and pans. She rides a white mare, wears a white cap with red ribbons that look like lightning, and holds a knife in her left hand. She's been called a "personification of the night".

Homem do Chapéu de Ferro (trans.: Man in the Iron Hat)

Another spirit from Algarve, but evil. He appears at midnight on the sides of roads and fountains, or under olive or fig trees. He's always accompanied by an animal, which is the Devil in disguise: either a black pig, a huge black rooster, or a deer with antlers as tall as a church tower. He has a gigantic frame, is "bronze-coloured" (whatever that means) and wears an iron hat. He'll run away when he sees the Old Lady on the White Mare (oooooh Algarvian connected universe).

Hey, people who live in Algarve, blink twice if you need help with all the supernatural shit because this seems disproportionately hardcore

Okay, this next one is gonna be longer because it's a whole legend with a plot, but I still want to tell it because it's kinda spooky and I love it!!

The Golden Lamprey

On full moon nights, on the banks of the Minho River (northern border with Spain), you can see a very beautiful Moorish girl with golden hair caressing a giant golden lamprey. The girl spends the night combing her hair with a golden comb or singing a sad melody, and the lamprey swims close to her.

According to legend, the lamprey had once been a Portuguese knight, and the girl had been engaged to another man. The two had been sentenced to death for their forbidden romance and had both been cursed - he turned into a fish and she can only gain physical form under the full moon.

There were men who set out in boats to search for the girl, either to seduce her or to steal her fine silk dress, but none ever found her.

Until one night, a young man disappeared after being heard in the tavern, clearly drunk, declaring that he was going to search for the golden-haired Moorish girl. His plan was to make her fall in love with him, sell her comb, and then open an inn where he'd let curious travellers take a look at this supernatural river girl in exchange for large sums of money.

The next day, the lantern he'd set out with was found on some rocks near the river by a few fishers, and his body was found in the water, a bit further ahead. On his neck, there were the marks of small, sharp teeth, similar to the shape of a lamprey's mouth. But what startled the fishers more was the satisfied look on the young man's face. (not posting a pic of a lamprey's mouth bc it feels like it would warrant some kind of content warning but pls do look it up if you're curious, it's horrifying)

There was also another legend of another cursed Moorish girl but on a rock this time that I remembered reading in school, but I genuinely cannot find it. If you know anything about a story named "A Moura do Penedo" (not the cursed snake princess one) pls hit me up, I remember loving that one as a kid. "Cursed Moorish girl" is such a common trope in Portuguese legends that it's almost unsearchable.

And if you want to add anything or correct any of the information I presented, please feel free! This is very much "baby's first dive into Portuguese folklore"

That being said, I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did! There are other less-spooky legends I'd love to share, if you're interested! Happy Halloween/other coinciding spooky holiday!

[angeltism]

list of fragments i DESPERATELY need npts of/inspired by but am too shy to req from blogs because i have developed a lethal allergy to requesting anything from anyone ever most of the time ever since i started editing/coining/making npts..

[sugarsnappeases]

GUYS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE OH MY GOD JEN JUST GIFTED BELLATRIX’S OBITUARY TO ME I AM LOOOOOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[foxballad]

When there are caraval/ouabh themed parties happening across Brazil and this happens 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[wabe3]

Ok so never told yall this but a bit ago I was diagnosed with sleep apnea which oh so fun /s, but tonight, tonight I am convinced it wants me to suffocate, BOTH MY FUCKASS NOSTRILS ARE BLOCKED, WELL ONES ALWAYS BLOCK BUT NOW THE OTHER IS TO, HOW AM I MENT TO BREATH IN THESE CONDITIONS

[sparkdoesart]

If i have to watch flipaclip update one more fucking time for another useless addition that completely fucks up my entire flow im gonna fuckinv lose it

NEW- OLD-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT IS THAT. IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER BEFORE. I DONT NEED FUVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF COLOR WHEELS STOP AAAAAAUAGHDHDHFJFJDHDJFJNFJFNRHRJJRJRJRHJFJFNF

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

Hi! 👋 came across you while searching ‘super supportive’ and and and just OMG this story has grabbed my by the guts!!!!! Like like Alden kib’ve (sp?) and the slow realization that he’s breaking apart and becoming more himself all at the same time. And the rescue that came too late except it turns out not really… and then whiplash highschool. Where he’s looked down on for being a B but but but…. anywho if you’d like to come scream at me about his story instead of into the void I’d love to chat for a bit! I am awful at timely reply’s for the most part unless you catch me actively on here though so sorry in advance

I'd love to talk about super supportive! But first let me know what chapter you're on. So I don't spoil you. I just finished reading chapter 100 it left us on a really interesting clip hanger.

But i'm absolutely down To talk about any point of the story the moon theggend ark was absolutely Nerve-racking . Have you reached the point where he gets his cat back yet? What did you think of the offscreen character arc Victor went through? Are you excited to see what he does about the boater? What do you think of the rabbit girls He makes friends with at intake? I think their relationship is a great example of platonic boy girl friendships. Which is really rare to see nowadays.

[magpie-sherlock]

this is why i cant have sugar