#also it's so cold in the room
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basalting · 19 days ago
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
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clownsuu · 11 months ago
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jack could you pretty plz draw human mob wally he is so pretty,,
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Wall-e with his twos hitmen😔🥄🥄
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ALSO GOT MY LIL GUY PLUSH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥄
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divineandmajesticinone · 21 hours ago
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THE HEART KILLERS (2024) I EP. 2 "I like your name, by the way. Fadel."
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bottombaron · 1 year ago
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just me thinking abt the insidiousness of the Familiar Clinic
a place where every familiar is recommended to be put down
not because of any injury or disease
but because their vampire cared about them enough to take them there in the first place
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scalierpepper · 1 year ago
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Gave my pfp a bit of a glow up!!
Neat to see the one year improvement
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shirecorn · 3 months ago
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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expelliarmus · 1 year ago
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fbfh · 3 months ago
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Had to take this to the professional 🫡
We need more dad tony stark content (literally anything you got)
Literally starving
Thank you 😌
thank you for giving me more excuses to talk about this. Tony is such a good fucking dad in general, but he's especially great when you get sick. if you're in new york, he probably notices cause you're not up as early as usual. idk where this came from, but I can hear him clear as day walking into your room and smoothing your hair to wake you up, saying
"Hey pumpkin, sun's out." you only grunt in response, but it's not your usual sassy I don't wanna wake up grunt. It sounds softer, like you actually can't get up yet.
"You feeling okay?" before you can answer, he's totally on it. "jarvis, run a vital scan."
He rolls you over onto your back so he can look at you. you look... pale. you don't have the usual vibrance to your skin, it's gray and faded. you look like if you weren't lying down, you'd pass out. Your eyes are puffy and watery, your lips are chapped. You're not yourself. While Jarvis runs a diagnostic scan on your vitals, Tony also gets to work. he carefully sticks a microneedling patch on your arm to check your blood - something Strange helped him whip up, among many other ways to monitor your health without all that clunky invasive hospital equipment - as Jarvis gives him the low down.
"Elevated body temperature of 101.3 degrees fahrenheit, swelling of the sinuses, elevated white blood count..." Jarvis rambles on and on while describing your simptoms, only interrupted by an agressive coughing fit.
"And a rather nasty productive cough."
You look up at him and try not to get teary, you know crying will just make you feel more dehydrated and achy.
"Dad... I don't feel good..."
He looks down at you so warmly, and with so much love.
"I know, kid."
He stands up, determined to do everything he can to kick this cold in record time.
"Alright, your schedule for the week is cleared." He cuts you off as you object. "Ah-bup-bup-bup. I don't want to hear it. You are officially on bedrest until further notice. Jarvis, order out for some of that soup we like, some cough drops, and popsicles."
He looks down at you.
"You want ice cream? What am I saying, of course you want ice cream. Jarvis, throw in a few pints of Stark raving hazelnuts and bunny tracks."
He grabs the remote for your tv, putting on your favorite movie and has dum-e wheel you in a box of tissues. He grabs some vaseline and cold medicine, along with a fresh cold water and your favorite flavor of sports drink.
"Now. I want you to lay back, I want you to stay cool, and I want you to get some rest. And you're a Stark, so staying cool should be no problem." He gives you a kiss on the forehead, then stands up to move all his work to stuff he can do at home, and tell Pepper to cancel or reschedule the rest so he can spend the rest of the day watching movies and tv shows with you between naps. You can hear him muttering to himself as he calls Steven over to come check on you. If you weren't so tired, you'd find it funny that the only person your dad trusts to be your family doctor is also a wizard.
"Can stop aliens from invading earth, I can make an arc reactor that can fit in the palm of my hand, how have we not cracked this cold and flu season thing yet?" he mutters, making a mental note to discuss it with the rest of the Avengers at the next team meeting. you drift off to sleep feeling a lot better than you did when you woke up, and thinking about debrief folders titled Avengers v. Rhinovirus.
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fabledtactician · 10 months ago
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irregularly scheduled arknights doodles dump! recent lingering echoes rerun has turned me into a full time goat liker im afraid (+a few other sillies)
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aether-weather · 11 months ago
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manifesting summer rn (it's 18 degrees)
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titsnotbrains · 3 days ago
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You are such a dumb cunt pull your udders out.
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i hope u like my udders<3
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xxplastic-cubexx · 7 days ago
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VA(vet assistant) here again. Saw the other anon picking cat breeds and I can totally see Siamese for Charles 100% they are the friendliest and most talkative cats! (Plus they got them blue eyes)
Comic Erik would be a Maine Coon. The fridge of cats. Big boys. But he would have the personality of a feral cat. Could not take him to the vet without sedation (but we love you too sedation kitties!)
Adore the image of a Siamese just cat yappin at a giant fluffy monster of a cat.
cherik catverse gettin deep right before my eyes ....... epic ...
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elifinchsart · 11 months ago
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help a disabled black trans person out this winter!!
If you have some spare money and can help my partner out, it would mean the world to me!!! Life has been not nice to them recently.
My girlfriend, Crank, is stuck in a pretty bad living situation right now and is unable to work. Having some financial help now and savings for later will really help them out with being able to get food + supplies + something nice for themselves + a safety net for the future.
The arctic blast also led to blackouts in their power earlier and broke one of his computer fans and they need to fix it now, which is also going to cost money.
ko-fi.com/kamenridercrank
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applecidersstuff · 6 months ago
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I have this idea in my head that you can come in Inej’s room in the Slat at any given moment of the day or night and see her bed neatly made, and then go a floor up to Kaz’s attic and see Inej sleeping soundly in Kaz’s bed under like ten blankets, while Kaz looks at you from his desk like he’s about to attack you for entering his room, but at the same time he has this look that says ’wake her up and I’ll kill you’ and it’s terrifying, but at the same time you actually wonder what will happen if you do wake her up…
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akascow · 9 days ago
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its been bothering me all day trying to figure out where viktor landed so i may have spend about 3 or 4 hours straight comparing every single frame back and forth and analyzing to see where everyone maybe is based on jayces glances in the opening s2 scene🫠
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its probably super flawed (aka how did hoskel launch over there lmfao) like one misinterpretted angle throws the entire fucking thing off but i think its somewhat close idk.. hopefully.
watch them play the shot from mel or viks perspective in act 3 and this all be for nothing HAHA
but i cant look at this fucking council room any longer or i might lose my mind bc some of these shots Do Not make sense
i made a video along with it but yall can get that later HAHA for now heres a no context map
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kodasea · 2 months ago
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Introducing Scott
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