#also it's so cold in the room
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shanklin · 3 months ago
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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.
Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.
But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.
Ford is spiraling. 
There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 
Nothing works.
The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 
WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???
It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.
“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.
Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.
Stanford screams.
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divineandmajesticinone · 5 months ago
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THE HEART KILLERS (2024) I EP. 2 "I like your name, by the way. Fadel."
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clownsuu · 1 year ago
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jack could you pretty plz draw human mob wally he is so pretty,,
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Wall-e with his twos hitmen😔🥄🥄
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ALSO GOT MY LIL GUY PLUSH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥄
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bottombaron · 2 years ago
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just me thinking abt the insidiousness of the Familiar Clinic
a place where every familiar is recommended to be put down
not because of any injury or disease
but because their vampire cared about them enough to take them there in the first place
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rookamell · 1 month ago
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Utterly enamoured by the idea of Rook and Lucanis' first time happening in the dining hall... so many of their relationship beats happen there... Lucanis obviously really loves the atmosphere there, and feels comfortable and at home... it's his space... honestly Rook probably also feels very safe and comfortable there... there's a big fire... maybe it happens on that couch... or in front of the fire... maybe if you're feeling really crazy it could be the dining table... I just also love the idea of two romantics(because that's what they are to me) having their first time be on a couch or the floor or a table... just... in a room...
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titsnotbrains · 5 months ago
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You are such a dumb cunt pull your udders out.
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i hope u like my udders<3
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shirecorn · 8 months ago
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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scalierpepper · 1 year ago
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Gave my pfp a bit of a glow up!!
Neat to see the one year improvement
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vodid · 4 months ago
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this is your sign to get your kitty a heated bed. she loves the cover material and spends 90% of her day on it
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cent-scratchnsniff · 4 months ago
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of where [ ] [ ] used to be
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expelliarmus · 2 years ago
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hiddenonigiri · 4 months ago
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Fai takes the spot for being the best friend of Gun this episode so far, but appreciation post for Kong who probably switched rooms no questions asked
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herbaklava · 4 months ago
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There’s nothing like taking a nice shower and getting in bed with your favorite food while watching a new season of one of your favorite shows on your laptop!
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fabledtactician · 1 year ago
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irregularly scheduled arknights doodles dump! recent lingering echoes rerun has turned me into a full time goat liker im afraid (+a few other sillies)
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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 7 months ago
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Niffty: Alastor! There's a monster under my bed, and it's really ugly!
Husk: *from the bottom bunk* Honestly, fuck you.
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keeps-ache · 2 months ago
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nightscare/sleepover :)
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