#also it was fuuuuun

[get-out-of-bed]

Lobotomy Messenger

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[flashing warning] ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

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hello heismay nation we all agree that we should be making OCs so we can kiss him, right? riiiiiiight? irjngiorn

here's Stella he's a eugief based off of the honduran white bat i'm still figuring out his design and the chef/sailor motif is not hittin i wanna give him a look inspired by star fruit and citrus

[bright-and-burning]

okok vague writing prompts?? idk if you want one word or tropes but here is a list: nervous; college au; office worker au; insecure; flushed; siren au; zombie apocalypse; flutter; hoarse; clenched teeth!!!! hope something interests you!?!??! im sorry if i fail!!!!

omg so many thank you anon!! i went with office worker au, but i will be saving the other ones for the future :) if you see any typos it’s bc i wrote + posted this in one go and also no you didn’t <3

“And that’s why our new procurement process is, uh, brat,” Zak says, slightly choppy over Zoom. They really need to sort out the wifi in this wing.

Lando snorts, loud in the empty set of cubicles around him. He gets a lot done during these calls; nobody else works in person on all-staff meeting days.

“Jesus Christ,” someone mutters.

Nobody but Lando and this guy, apparently.

Lando double checks that his camera and microphone are off before popping his head over the grey cubicle wall. He doesn’t need to pay attention until Andrea starts talking anyways, and Zak’s only just hit eight minutes of monologuing. He’s got at least three more minutes before he needs to check back in.

“Hello,” Lando mouths, before realizing there’s no way this guy just broadcast his muttering to the full all-staff meeting. He repeats himself out loud.

“Hi?”

New guy’s face has gone all scrunchy.

Cute.

“I’m Lando. You’re new?”

He certainly wasn’t in the building for last month’s all-staff. Lando would know. He’d taken advantage of the empty office and switched his shitty desk chair for new guy’s cubicle’s nice one after the last guy left. Whoops.

“Oscar, kind of.” New guy, Oscar, is still trying to pay attention to Zak. Can’t have been around that long, then.

“Nice to meet you, kind-of-Oscar.”

Oscar pulls another face. Lots of faces on this guy.

“I meant-“

Lando cuts him off.

“I’m fucking with you. How are you ‘kind of’ new? There’s no way I missed you.”

Oscar’s eyebrow raises, even as his cheeks go a little pink. Lando shrugs, lucky that embarrassment doesn’t show as easily on his face as it clearly does on Oscar’s. He didn’t mean it like that. He also didn’t exactly not mean it like that, now that he’s said it, but that’s not the point.

Oscar pushes through Lando’s blunder like it never happened.

“I started last month? Andrea let me work remotely until I found a place. Didn’t sort things out till last week, so only been here,” he gestures at his undecorated cubicle, motion somehow infused with dryness, “since Thursday.”

Lando nods. Makes sense: he was out last week and neck-deep in deadlines on Monday. Oscar could’ve been a talking giraffe and Lando wouldn’t have noticed before today.

“You in analytics then, or?” Lando lets the sentence hang. He’s not all that sure what other departments they even have. Probably what paying attention to the all-staff is for. He’ll just ask George at drinks next week. Half to wind him up and half because he needs a list to work off of if he ever wants to figure out what Bottas does.

“Database management, actually. Think they ran out of desks in their wing, had to shove me in with you guys.”

“Well,” Lando says, dramatically sweeping his hand around, “welcome aboard.”

They smile at each other for a second too long.

Oscar opens his mouth. Lando glances down , and then down further to his watch.

“Oh shit, Andrea’s gotta be starting soon.”

Lando dips down fully onto his side of the wall, a little frantic. He pokes his head back up a moment later.

“See you around, kind-of-Oscar.”

Oscar laughs as he disappears behind the half-wall separating them again.

“See you around, Lando,” he says, smile audible in the quiet office.

Lando puts his headphones back on.

“—ank you to accounting. That’s everything in finance; anything new in data, Andrea?”

Perfect timing.

[pardonmydelays]

i had so much fun last night omg

[roronoa-luffy]

that person in the zolu tag rn........ how does it feel to be so insane and delusional

snji IS a creep, and it is Frustrating that every time someone brings it up it gets shut down by his stans. its something we should be able to talk about and criticize. and im manga only so i dont know what that man is up to in the anime, and i still want to attack him violently

also in what way does he get in the way of zolu???? MAYBE if we're coming from a l*san angle Maybe. hard maybe. but zs??? lets be so fucking for real right now.

also whenever u see a rancid ass take, its a dudebro or its a zsanner. literally you are always at the scene of the crime.

in conclusion

[theviolenttomboy]

This is the face of our designated sufferer this chapter.

YANK MY HEARTSTRINGS OUT KUSAKA AND USE THEM ON A VIOLIN AS YOU PUT THIS POOR BOY INTO EVEN MORE DESPAIR THAN THE GAMES

[leprosycock]

If I’m trying to dip my toes into writing jlud fics, is there anything you think should be highlighted in their dynamic, I’ve never written real people before, so I’m worried they may come off as OOC

i think having a history of writing rpf in general does help you portray real people a little better, but even if you've only written fic based on movies or tv, then you really just have to study and think about the way real people talk. none of it is carefully orchestrated or prewritten or flowery or anything like that. real people use lots of filler words and phrases like "uh", "ah", "um", "like", "yeah", "i mean", "you know", so on and so forth. they stutter. they fumble. j stutters a lot, usually because he talks very quickly and his mouth can't keep up with his brain and he short-circuits when he's placed into unfamiliar situations.

a lot of people make the mistake that lud is inherently domineering and suave and super alpha and he always knows what he's doing, which isn't true. he's able to fake confidence VERY well and he tries to make up a lot of his personality so he can mask his vulnerability and sell himself as a product to others, but he's easily broken through because he wants SO badly to be loved and praised and coddled. at the same time, he also has the capacity to be very cruel and snide and shitty on purpose and he doesn't really care about hurting people's feelings. all of these spawn from him being a miserable, unstable, spoiled manchild. he's very mean to jrma in between glorifying him, constantly diving between these two extremes depending on his mood and what his current perception of jrma is. he acts out and expects everyone to put up with it and doesn't care when people don't. j usually puts up with it no matter what because he hates himself and needs so badly to stay in lud's good graces. unless he sees lud being mean to somebody else. then he'll scold him for it.

they absolutely and thoroughly adore each other and they've been following each other's exploits closely for years. lud has been watching jrma ever since he was at asu and jrma has been watching lud from a similar timeframe. the first time j ever shouted him out and thanked him for raids was all the way back in 2018. they're VERY familiar with each other from a voyeuristic standpoint; j listens to the yard and watches a fuckton of his streams and lud regularly looks up and watches jrma clips along with a bunch of his streams too. they both look up to each other so much. lud looks up to j because he sees him as a mentor, an artist, and a father/teacher figure, and j looks up to lud because he also sees him as an artist and so fucking cool and slick and handsome and he's awed by and jealous of the success he's achieved at such a young age. they both want very, very badly to be liked by each other but their own mental blocks that they have put in place makes it so that they can't see how crazy the other one is about them. j because he can't stand himself, and lud because he's constantly playing 4d chess with everyone in his life.

j is VERY needy, physically and emotionally, when they interact with each other in real life. he doesn't feel the need to interact with others or make more friends. he wants lud to be around him and talk to him and hype him up. and once they do find each other again, they talk easily and comfortably for ages and ages because they have a ton in common. they both seem to ignore the strange obstacles that both of them tend to throw up around each other because it's so much easier to be the best of friends than it is to talk about their feelings at all. they don't admit things to each other. they don't talk about things deeper. they just exist in each other's vicinities and grab at each other and try to steal pieces for themselves.

all in all, watch their streams and see how their relationship has developed over time and listen well. some key streams to watch are the replacement stream, bro v bro, name your price, juiced, beerio kart, and risk, because they're all wildly different and they all uniquely showcase aspects of their relationship that you can pull from.

[sebsrainbowbicycle]

I just think that it’s so fun that I’ve got the connect the dots disorder (adhd) with the reads into any change of behaviour and blames self add-on (rsd).

Like yes you will notice any minor change in someone’s behaviour and yes you will feel bad about it. You will forget where you just put the embroidery thread you were just using 20 seconds ago, but you’ll be unable to forget that minor thing they said.

[bam-stroker]

My brain latched onto rollerskating with Sun and Moon and then I remembered @muzzlemouths DMD boys and absolutely HAD to draw them living their hay days disco rollerskating wonderful lives~

Lol I tried to get in Moon's pheonix tattoo but it's a little hard to see. I did give him a big old moon medallion hidden under his hand and Sun a Sun belt buckle. I just picture them showing up with mirror bling and it adds a little extra light reflecting all over the place

And yes I have fallen deep into Sun flower petal look sooooo! I'll pop in close ups of the boys under the cut here!

Tumblr images said no to finer details on Sun's petals and body - no idea how to remedy that??? So he's just a lil blurry, maybe it's because he's just zooming so fast on the rink

[lesbiangiratina]

FLY OCTO FLY / EBB AND FLOW LIVE TOKAIGI 2019 I SHOULDVE BEEN THERE

[maranull]

doing my best to not have Ranni as the main character in the chatfic but she's so goddamn fun to write i guess having a cast of 6-7 characters in one settings will result in some not getting much of spotlight, but she's been stealing it for three chapters straight now i want to write someone else as the main for the fourth one

hmm

[lesbiansanemi]

Part 2 of day one I am now going to go be extremely unconscious

[skylordhorus]

because things fucking apparently cannot run smoothly for my family for five minutes, my grandpa slipped and smacked his head on the way out of his blood test and now my dad is waiting w him in a&e for stitches and probably a scan 🙃

[megaawkwardhuman]

Ok I was going to draw both laszlo AND nadja at around the same time but after doing laz I think I'll do nadja later

for now here's bunny laszlo!

as always below is some small bonus doodles :)

fun fact: I drew this a while ago

[seagullcharmer]

checking my word count and feeling like the gif of the kid on a computer doing the thumbs up and nodding