#also im in love with the cashier
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SUCCESS!!
i got all the materials for my jane prentiss dress and mr bonzo flip inside out plushie all in the same go for the sweet price of $13 ✊✊
#major props to goodwill for sponsoring my nonsense#also im in love with the cashier#they liked my pins and asked if i liked frogs#my guy i know you saw my pride pin you bet i like frogs#dawson if you see this you will always be famous to me ily#also THE DRESS??? GORGEOUS#just tried it on and ive never felt prettier#i better not mess it up#stay tuned for to goofiness that will ensue#you are now free to roam tumblr again dear reader i release you#jane prentiss#mr bonzo#violetbones.txt
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maybe it's just because i work in one so i'm biased, but thinking heavily about bookstore employee reader & jason todd. reader parked behind the cash register, bored as hell, when jason and stephanie pop up with a large pile of books and a healthy amount of useless knickknacks. (you know jason would collect special edition hardcovers for his most favorite reads). idk why but i feel like they would be unusually helpful when you're bagging the items. like steph grabs the bag out of your hand and starts putting things in herself? then when you bend down to get a larger bag for the other items jason somehow already got a hold of that bag and is already halfway through with putting everything else in. (or they bring their own reusable bags and that kind of nullifies this excerpt a bit lmao.)
steph is definitely the more talkative one of the two, holding conversation and trying to get jason involved since he's the more literary one, asking leading questions and also for recommendations from you. (steph may or may not be playing slight matchmaker. who's to say?)
near the end of the transaction, after them practically doing most of the work(that they're physically able to do), you're putting your hands on your hips like, 'i'm gonna get fired at this rate. why don't you guys just clock in already?' which earns a quiet snort from jason, or if you're lucky & he's feeling more chatty that day you get a snort + a quiet, 'think you'll be fine, sweetheart.' (also later on one of your coworkers is like 'that was kind of weird. do you think they were trying to steal something?') jason keeps coming back after that, and he tells himself it has nothing to do with getting another recommendation from you(god forbid he even broach the topic of maybe liking you just a little at this point) and everything with the excellent selection of special hardcover classics. truthfully, he never was one to go out to a bookstore that often(probably more of a library guy when he did. but in general i think jason doesn't prioritize doing fun things for himself esp depending on his era), but he finds himself passing through yours at least once a week. when he starts organically getting a feel for your schedule it's definitely only ever an accident that he tends to show up at the times you're most likely to be there. obviously, at some point you have to come out of the stock room with a huge pile of books, almost tripping & dropping your whole stack. he takes half of the stack and follows you to where you're going. you're intent on putting them away, and don't notice how he's kind of just awkwardly standing nearby until you catch him in your peripheral & decide to ask him what his latest read was. jason genuinely just loves literature in general. so even though the majority of his catalogue are classics(& almost evenly spread throughout every fictional genre, maybe an occasional nonfiction), he's definitely dipped his toes into some modern works if they pique his interest enough. if there's a display somewhere for employee current reads and/or recommendations, he always takes the time to look at yours, reading the back and skimming through some of the pages. i could genuinely probably yap about this forever but this is getting a little long so i'm gonna stop here. i would love to hear anybody else's thoughts and/or additions!
#everyone i have an embarrassing thing to confess#i haven't actually read that many batman comics & most of the characterization i get is through cultural osmosis#so if anything ever seems wildly incorrect. thats why#dgmw tho i've loved batman & have consumed various medias about it since i was like? 10?#also genuinely had a dream about the whole cashier/bagging thing happening. it's what prompted me to write this. im hopeless#stephanie brown#jason todd#jason todd x reader#jason todd headcanon
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hello gasa4 fans :3
i have drawn cashier!!!1!1!!!11 im honestly super amazed at how this came out :33
this took around 3 hours (minus background, idk how long that took)
alt overlay versions + bg under cut!!
#digital art#art#get a snack at 4am#gasa4#gasa4 cashier#gasa4 fanart#gasa4sc#roblox fanart#lineless art#art experiment#i love this drawing so much#its amazing#im so proud#also yes i did do the background in notes#and i take pride in that fact#constructive critism welcome
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I bought some new clothes today bc I cleared a lot of my closet out recently and I feel on top of the world 🤪
#the cashier also complimented my smile and said they love our vibes im fnfnfnf#full of myself hehe#ignore my still packed suitcase from two weeks ago fjfjfnf#and the socks on my floor#just everything in the bg#damn bitch you live like this#skip speaks#skip selfie
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is there like some common belief in Germany that makes the average person here think that if they say something in German, and I reply "English please, I don't understand", angrily and condescendingly yelling the same thing at me STILL in German will somehow make me instantly and magically fluent in their own language? Like oh I said I didn't understand what you said and if you can repeat it in English but you yelled the same thing again while pointing me at a German sign, NOW I understand everything you just said that I couldn't catch a word of a second ago, thank you! 🙄
#also my mum can pass as a Real European but the moment they peg me and my dad as Obvious Southerners/Easterners#their expression goes even darker#like i get it you think we southerners are lazy pigs can you tell me where the fuck's the bank now? THANKS.#i knew german people are often prissy but this is like. even worse than i imagined tho???#a fascist grandpa started yelling at us yesterday just for existing in his vicinity in the supermarket queue#even the cashier was looking at him like????#what makes me even madder is. when these ppl come to greece for the summer they expect to be treated like angels#they think our country is the perfect resort location. they flock there by the thousands and love it#but when I come to THEIR country im a nuisance#like okay!
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thrift store date
#this is in chibi style since im having a terrible migraine but still wanted to get this out lmao#i can definitely imagine like. them walking into normal ass places and the cashier or smth recognizing them as .#the ceo of a megacorp and renowned big game hunter they are#being weirded tf out how they have 0 bodyguards or whatever with them#theyre old men with a big ass house. you cant tell me they wouldnt want to fill it with stupid doohickeys .#also theyre wearing eachothers color schemes because theyre homosexual . peace and love on eden 6#my post#borderlands#alistair hammerlock#wainwrright jakobs#wainlock#bl3#artstuff
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Did I really just sink 15 consecutive hours into Supermarket Simulator?
Yes... yes I did...
#do I work retail? also yes#i don't remember the exact wording... but someone once said that humans enjoy Mundane Sims bc#of how low stakes they are....#like... Im trying to run my stock low so I can fix my shelves in game. and I can't get fired!#I can swear at the customers and call them mean names and tell them to go fuck themselves!#and I can hire people to help me with the work#Mundane Sims are repetitive tasks that allow us to see Actual Progress#we can actually see the fruits of our labor and it feels like actually acomplishing something for once#i can paint the store pink!!! i LOVE pink! (my fave color is white... but pink is a very close second*#*I guess you could say I like gentle. innocent colors. fresh like snow. endless possibilities kind of colors. bright)#supermarket simulator#weeeeeeee#at first it reminded me of when I was the Lone Cashier at Dollar Tree#but then I could actually tell off the customers who silently stood in line and patiently waited for me to do my job like#the customers dont speak in that game! ITS THE BEST!
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horror moment when I am fully clocked by this 5 year old asking loudly "mommy is that a boy or a girl?" and I'm trying so hard not to bust out laughing because the mom is MORTIFIED because she sure as hell dont know so I tell him I'm a boy and he's like "but I can see your hair? it's blue!" and his mom bless her soul pointed out that she had green hair so I think I am the first boy with dyed hair this kid has ever seen 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my work gender is literally whatever will get you want you want and out the door fastest i dont care. I have old dudes calling be buddy and frat boys calling me bro some days and hijabi girlies telling me about their hair dye disasters and have customers that seek me out because I'm the only femme/faggot on staff. I hope every time someone calls me miss or lady because they think I'm a trans woman that support goes to a trans girls in need. I know.im 5'2 and care about my appearance. I'm aheem/ahiim at this point
#hosh shit#salt/#no one around here except high femmes ans the rare queers like me habe dyed hair#i habe changed my hair so many times in the few months ive been there#love the peoole who just second guess fhemselves outloud or just sah i dont know how you identify#like ok cool. it doesnt matter im a cashier you dont see me as human and i am essentially not acting like one right now#i had a woman ask me if i got tired of asking people the same stuff over and over#i said i open my mouth and it comes out its so automatic to me#also i gotta say it.why do old men never bother with change. like they will short me because “its only 5 cents” ok cool. this isnt a barter#meanwhile most old ladies dump their change purse in my hand and say “take what you need”
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guy outside gas station just sold me his bike for $4?
#i thot he was just asking for money and was sure got you#and he was like no im selling it!#i think it’s stolen LOL! looks brand new#haven’t biked nor had a bike in YEARS#wow! i wish campus wasn’t full of BMW drivers who want to run cyclists over#me n my partner are thinking of quitting our jobs and scooting over the the Lowe’s that’s hardly five minutes from my place#could bike there! CAREFULLY#get this. i make. ugh. ew. $11/hr part time cashier at Michaels#same job also part time at Lowes? 15/hr. fuck off. are you kidding#cashiers are always open too like. no one likes doing it or it just has a high turn over#i don’t obviously love being a cashier but i’m very good at it#which i thought was silly to say until i encountered. bad cashiers#like babe all you do is smile bag stuff take they money tell them to have a good day. how is this hard
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interrupting non-rgg posting with non-rgg posting do you guys wanna look over my pros-vs-cons list of grocery shopping today thanks
#not rgg#snap chats#i didnt do the full shopping yesterday cause it was late by the time i got to go out and near all the shops were closing OOPS#my bestie asleep so i cant ask her :( this also feel like a dumbass question anyway so it my turn to ask everyone a question <3#anyway review the list with me. ok.#cause the pros of going is that I Get Tasty Food. And Probably More Shit I Didn't Need#i get to buy snacks for my class tomorrow#im wearing a nice outfit :) and that means i get to walk around and wear it more. no one'll comment on it but i'll be happy wearing it#cons: i was JUST at ebisu yesterday and HUUUGE doubt i'll be remembered by the cashier#but the cameras will remember me....#i should finish up the last two comms i have (though counter argument is that i can finish those when i get home)#i finished one this morning so i dont feel too guilty bout not getting work done#yeah thats. thats really it. 🧍♂️#like i really cant think of another con ��♂️ AND YOUD THINK THAT'S GREENLIGHTS THEN BUT....#cause im tihnking of grocery shopping today but it feels weird to do it on a thursday#But Today's Also PROBABLY The Best Day To Do It#anyway if everyone may indulge me being a dummy just this once. thanks <3#im gonna work on one of those remaining comms for like an hour. or until i finish the lineart. so like twenty minutes ☠️#and ill see how i feel then#sorry im obsessed with going to the city over i love walking and walking into shops and being alive
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I love when characters have knobby blunted fingers like they maybe have arthritis or were workers or played guitar.
largely because I also find that very attractive in real people. I know that it's also painful but I live with pain every day I may as well find traits that might indicate a life hard lived attractive, right? love that blunted worker fingers. if your knuckles look like you got osteoarthritis i think it's hot. fuck the haters.
#i don't even think I'm stoned yet I'm just sore#i have fat sausage fingers so I'm not even talking about myself#we all long for what we don't have#my fucking tiny ass appendages#im gay as fuck so I'm kinda talking about dude but everyone with big worker hands is also hot#laborers are hot and people who are disabled by a life of labor are also hot#I don't make the rules if you love blue collar work you gotta acknowledge it takes a tole on the body#and i'm tired of acting like that tole invalidates the body#you're still fuckin' sexy#and i wanna suck on your fingers#idk don't analyze it too deeply#i know i started out talking about guitar but it swung around to like... construction#honestly i destroyed my body being a cashier tell me how that makes sense#except back problems and standing too much lmaooo
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feeling alright but tired after work despite how busy and annoying customers were today, like this one lady, bless her bc she was very nice, was like ‘do you have more flowers in the back’ and i was like ‘uh can you be more specific’ and she was like ‘no<3′
#there was just a lot of customers being kind of confusing ldjkfglksdfjg like more than usual.#holidays are just always a mad house and as the primary person trained in both cashiering customer service AND floral?#oh they fed me to the sharks tonight jkldfhg#i did get to be in the tent outside tho which i enjoy#i may be one of the only ones left who knows how to work that register and im very efficient#and i got to wear my fun little outfit and play music off my speakers all day#also so many times i got to brag to my fave manager and hear him praise me lol i love that shit#im sort of the de factor accidental manager of my department right now and im trying to squirrel my way into that position even harder#managers like 'i need u' im like ok u gay bitch#what can i say the praise kink trope also carries#anyway
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who i thought would be my favourite customers after starting my cashier job: queer people around my age
who actually ended up being my favourite customers after working as a cashier for two years: random older men
#inner thoughts to keep me sane#i literally had a customer tell me i can never quit bc he would miss me too much#i also had another older man talk for like five solid minutes about how nice my smile is and how every colour i dye my hair suits me#i also have another customer who i absolutely adore#he makes sure to say hi to me and ask me how i am every time he sees me even if im not the cashier#there's also another one who asks me questions about my hair and is genuinely interested in what colours im gonna dye it next#all of these customers are men over the age of 30#there's also another older guy who is an absolute delight to talk to#i thought the older men would be assholes and some of them are#but the select few regulars that are older men are absolutely lovely and make my job worth it#although my coworkers are convinced all these men are in love with me and that may be true but uf they're nice i dont really care
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PREVVVVVV THANK YOUUUUU i drew another for you ( :
so theres this embodiment of deception...
#noticing how i try to keep him in NormalGuy mode is so personal to me. i love drawing him just going around doing normal things#bro literaly bought flowers for no reason at all he was just Engaging with the world. i bet he got on a bus after and left them on the seat#like the act of buying the flowers was all he wanted to do. could have been anything; he was just near a flower shop#and of course to chuckle at something the cashier says and watch them rub their temple for a moment. he just enjoys interacting with ppl.#maybe hes interacting to scout for new hallway plebs#maybe its a bit of the michael shelley coming thru and hes just enjoying an urban environment. he is surely a bit tricky like this#also i think that like general fanon,while many people keep him humanlooking,always dress him in crazy standout clothes and the like#and i think that you should be able to just have your eyes glaze over him if you see him in public. about as noticeable as anyone else#not particularly standout but not notably boring and forgettable#but if you do take a moment to study him,the vibes need to everrrr so slightly off. enough you can ignore or doubt yourself on#michael loves a little doubt after all#also him not undergoing twinkification is key LMAO bro is like mid 30s minimum. i would NOT see his ass at a rave#also imo him having more folds/wrinkles on his face due to age gives you a lot more freedom to like#twist his expressions into something offkilter. pull them too taut on his face and emphasize his lack of humanity. stretch his grin too wid#idontknow i am just so adamant that he should have to look just a bit spooky. or at least have the potential to be#and thanks for liking his heterochromia!!!!!!!!! i dont think he had it before but the spiral is ever so quirky like thatt😝🤪#💇#he had blue eyes before & his other eye is now like 3/4 green 1/4 light brown. but i always make it flouresced and orange/pink#for the vibes ofc#LMAOOO maybe i ranted a little too hard. im just so impassioned about my podcast man and his little scaryhorror disposition. mic drop etc#regardless THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVELY WONDERFUL NICE TAGS!!!!! made my evening ( :#i actually think i remember you in the notes of... one of my other michaelposts (TOO MANY CRIES). i remember you saying something similar#abt him being a RegularGuy#if it is you HII GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!! WELCOME BACK TO MY HOUSE!!!#tma michael#michael distortion
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the thing is about getting promtoed to manager is that there are aspects of this job i genuinely enjoy like i genuinely enjoy doing truck, i genuinely enjoy doing the pull list and fulfilling online orders, etc. if i became a manager i dont know if i could do those things anymore. like i know managers do the pull list and online orders occasionally but theyre never the Main Person to do it, and i dont think literally anyone other than the actual replenishment manager herself ever puts out truck (but how much of that is by job description, and how much is just personal preference towards not doing it?)
if i never got to do truck again honestly i’d be so sad. if i never regularly got to do the things i genuinely enjoy doing then its like - well, whats the point then. youre gonna give me more responsibility thus making my job more stressful, AND take away the things that make it worthwhile?
but it also sucks so bad to say like. Hey thanks for the promotion opportunity. But no thank you. like lmao
#god i genuinely love the ‘busy’ work i love doing the shit that everyone else hates doing#its stressful in its own way like i really am running around the store all the time#the one guy who asked me if i was okay bc i just kept running up and down the same aisles when doing online orders#like yeah its a lot#but i honestly do enjoy it so long as i dont have to deal with customers !!#which if i became a manager i’d be a customer experience manager !!#naur ! do not take away the things i enjoy and then replace them with the things i hate !#i’d actually enjoy being the replen manager i think perhaps maybe#but my current replen manager isnt going anywhere and thank god for that bc i love her#and also i dont wanna deal with the 3am truck that is required to attend as a replen manager. no thank you!#but everything else like putting out stock. setting POGs. genuinely so fucking fun i love doing it#but im not an official replenishment team member im techncially a cashier who just dabbles in replen#but i havent done truck since the summer so it seems like the fact im like half replen has left everyones minds already?? 😔#if i could be a manager and also have shifts where i just put out stock#then i’d be down#like obv i’d be pulled away from it a lot to do managerly things#but if i could do truck in between thst then like. ok im down#but i dont know :(#rspecially since cusotmer experience managers typically close instead of open#and we dont do truck during closing shifts :(#screaming crying. throwing up i miss cutting into and ripping open cardboard boxes#brot posts#sorry. been pondering this whole debacle constantly lately#i’d hate to turn this down because i have discovered im someone who cant say no when people want me to do things#i like being useful and i like being helpful so if someone says hey do you want to be of even more use? then im like hell yeah#bonus points if i get paid more to be of more use#like yay i get to be useful AND make money? yay. but this almost always works to my detriment to some extent. so is it worth it#that is the question.
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𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩
summary: matt and his girlfriend spend a day at the pumpkin patch. REQUESTED BY ANON
classification: fluff :)
warnings: use of y/n, kissing, pet names, all the fluffy stuff…
y/n was sitting at her vanity, put her last finishing touches on her makeup and making sure her hair looked right.
matt was in the living waiting who knows how long for her to be done, mindlessly scrolling through his social media.
“are you almost ready yettt” matt called out growing very impatient and a little annoyed on how long she was taking.
“yes matt you’ve asked that about 5 times now just be patient for once my goodness.” she rolled her eyes and looked in the mirror one last time before walking out of her room and going into the living room where matt sat comfortably on the couch.
when she walked out matts eyes immediately went from his phone straight to his girlfriend, admiring at how beautiful she looked. He got up from the couch and walked his way over to y/n.
“you look so beautiful baby.” he smiled before taking her hand in his. “now let’s go I’m so exited to look for pumpkins I’ve been waiting all day”. he keep his hand in hers and made his way over to the door while she followed close behind him.
about 15 minutes later they finally arrived at the pumpkin patch. there were lots of different kinds of pumpkins along with some stands that served hot and cold drinks and some treats.
matt got out of the car and went over to y/n’s side to open of the door for her. she mouthed a quick “thank you” and they walked hand in hand to the many pumpkins displayed in front of them.
one pumpkin in particular caught her eye right away. It wasn’t to small, wasn’t to big, and there were absolutely no flaws about this pumpkin.
she walked up to matt, he was looking around at the bigger pumpkins. you lightly tapped him in the shoulder to gain his attention.
“matt i think this one is so perfect for me, what do you think?” she smiled. holding up the pumpkin for him to see.
“I think it’s perfect for you baby. he said and gave a kiss to my forehead. “I’ve been looking at these pumpkins and I think I found the perfect one for me aswell, opinions?” he questioned.
you looked at the pumpkin he was pointing at. It was a bigger than yours and there was a little puncture on the side, not very noticeable from a quick glance. “ooo it’s so perfect for you, my love.” she giggled.
soon after that they went of to the cashier to pay for the pumpkins along with some yummy treats and cold apple sider.
after an hour or so of them just hanging out and enjoying their time together they returned back home and grabbed their pumpkins out from the trunk of the car.
“today was so fun.” you smiled. puckering your lips up at him.
he noticed your puckered lips and was quick to kiss them. “I’m glad you had fun, I had a blast with you today baby. I hope we can do this every year.”
a/n: thank yall so much for all the love on my last fic im genuinely shocked. KEEP THE REQUESTS COMINGGG!! also this is kinda rushed…
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