My dad, a big trek fan since childhood (watched it with my grandpa and my uncles a lot growing up) initially when I told him casually that ppl interpret Kirk and Spock to be gay: *tangent on why they're not gay they're just friends*
Him, after some convincing arguments from me, a person who has seen very little trek: "Actually, Spock would top and this is why:" *proceeds to explain the plot to Amok Time in great detail* "you know what just watch that episode."
Why do you even like trans men at all? I don't see the appeal at all??
Because a trans dude once told me he's gonna use me like a toy, rode me, then shoved his fingers in my mouth wen i was getting loud and my brain has been permanently rewired ever since
coming out of the closet rn... i laughed through every mr darcy scene in keira knightley's pride and prejudice... i'm so sorry you had to find out this way. i know how hot you think he is... i tried for so long to fit into your perfect little box but I just can't do it anymore! i am my own person and my identity is VALID even if it isn't 'normal' to you!!!
(crying I'm so sorry but that man! his face is so goofy. idk I've tried so hard to love him but i just can't 😭😭😭. mby it's the sideburns???)
being in the saw fandom is so funny. non-horror fans think you’re sick in the head, sensible horror fans don’t like them/don’t wanna subject themselves to all that, extreme horror fans think you’re a phillistine. most of the fandom is dickriding either Brunette Guy or Brunette Girl. there’s 10.7 of these movies and 5 to 9 of them suck depending on who you ask. they’re all straddling the lines between horror, crime drama and soap opera. every single ship is utterly unmarketable. everyone has 2 saw jokes and they’re both bad. there seems to be a prevailing assumption that the puppet is the bad guy. the actual bad guy was confirmed bisexual on tiktok
as a bisexual with a complicated gender identity, i just think that's so sexy and intellectual of me actually. if you are also a bisexual with a complicated gender identity just know we should be sharing a nomination for a nobel prize rn.
day 7364738838 without polls: the mood has dipped for those of us left to rot, there are only so many animal emojis you can choose between before morale drops...
Men are not a new sensation // I've done pretty well I think // But this half-pint imitation put me on the blink // I'm wild again, beguiled again // A simpering, whimpering child again // Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I