#also if he's married how old is he?
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NOOOOOOOOOO BUSHI KNEW I WAS GONNA MAKE SHINOBU'S BROTHER AROACE AND MADE HIM MARRIED NOOOOOOOOO
#crow talks#shinobu inuyose#(not main tagging lol)#oh well he's demi now#also if he's married how old is he?#he must be out of college or near the end of his college years#idk.#i havent read the relations event btw i just noticed shinobu brought it up when her card showed up
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IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)
Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get
Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap
#seekers have talons and I will not change my mind on this#I was one of th people cheering on SW in Skybound because honestly he deserves to snap#as a little treat to himself#decepticons#cassetticons#transformers#transformers g1#transformers idw#i ship soundstar in an old toxic married couple kind of way#rumble and frenzy#with cassettes like you who needs autobots#I still have absolutely no clue how to tag for the TF fandom yet#art#my art#fanart#animation#animatic#I never know what these count as#my dumbass had to search up how to spell chauffeur correctly 3 times while making this#sorry to all of my followers that know nothing about Transformers#decepticons are my toxic found family and I hold them like precious stones#I also put them in my mouth and crunch them like precious stones
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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.
#leverageposting#leverage#sophie devereaux#particularly that one of or both her parents had to move around a lot for work & so she would change herself to fit in at every new school#or new town etc etc. and that whatever original identity she had was dropped due to some kind of really awful event and her bio family think#she’s dead. eg she got into some kind of extreme legal trouble for the first time & she faked her death & everyone she knew as a kid thinks#she’s dead too. like. astrid wasn’t the first person she left to miss/mourn her.#but also that she was a teen runaway at like age ~16 and pretended to be an adult (like. 18/19) cause theres not much you can do by yourself#as a minor like booking flights or renting an apartment. and so began her first proper alias. and she was a pickpocket until she could fund#her life fully through grifting & cons.#or alternatively her parents died when she was a teen & she was old enough to become an emancipated minor (everyone in lev is an orphan)#and she kind of just fell into crime from there bc she had no one#or perhaps she got married at 17 and realised how fucked it all was and stashed money until she could run away & leave it all behind. that’s#bc of a single vague sentence on john rogers’ blog saying she was married at 17 and in context it was quite possibly a joke or random#hypothetical example but i was like what if???? What If???????#i also like the hc that she’s trans which i’ve seen a few times#in some versions in my mind her parents were okay and in some versions they were awful and in some versions it was so complicated.#i think tara has heard one story and parker or hardison have heard another and nate has never heard any story. he’s never asked.#she is here now and that’s all that needs knowing. and sophie devereaux is her real name in any way it matters.#eliot has also never asked and she asked if he was curious once and he just asked if she was curious about What He Did and that was answer#enough for the both of them. just a mutual agreement not to ask and it actually solidified their bond.#i think she struggled for a long time about whether to tell her new family The Real Story but in much the same way we never hear her birth#name bc it’s not Her anymore… she never gives The Real Story. bc it no longer defines who she is. she’s so much more than whatever happened.#lvg
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do U guys fuck with stancest agegap perchance
#stancest#U guys have no idea how much me and my friends have talked about this its not even freaking funny#Childgroom ford is very real to me.#GUARDS!!; LET THAT OLD MAN MARRY THAT VERSION OF HIS TWIN BROTHER THAT IS A LITTLE BOY!!!#Childgroom as in like. Childbride but obviously he's not a childbride. Ok. I mean it's also. Child grooming. SO.
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i need to find that fic where kirk and spock were in iowa in the middle of winter and spock insisted on going out to help him run errands and fell in the snow and got hypothermia and kirk ran him a bath to warm him up and then it turned out spock was actually having a great time and hgave himself hypothermia on purpose just to get jim to takw a bath with him because he is a masochist
#it was literally old married spirk too which made it so much more iconic like he was not being angsty he just lives for the drama#this is prolly not how the fic actually went and i am remembering my hc of it i think maybe it was more along the lines of like#spock was like u were working hard and i couldnt just ask u to relax cus u dont listen. i think thats how it went#which i love#but also if u asked him to take a bath with u he just wouldve said yes like thats not the same as saying take a break#he has watched u die of radiation poisoning he would literally never not take a bath with u babe#spirk#fanfic#coldspockcore#spock getting hypothermia was my 1 and only fic genre of them for such a long time#i think of her
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I think it was sort of implied Bill had exes (or more like ex- one night stands? Maybe even ex- acquaintances with benefits?) so my question is 1) are any of them still alive 2) will dipper meet them 3) if so will dipper /know/ that he met them, and how does he feel about that? Bonus points for descriptions of their various improbable anatomies (picture dipper meeting a sentient pile of hornets and wondering how exactly it and a triangle managed to bone down XD).
Maybe!
Possibly!
Depends! Bill might not be totally up-to-date on the 'how to healthy relationship' course - but even he knows opining on previous flings conflicts with domestic bliss. So if Dipper does meet one of the exes, he could figure it out from context clues, perhaps. Or some bystander could let him in on the hot gossip. Or the ex could be very up-front about their previous relationship to this impudent little flavor-of-the-week fleshbag.
Bill's absolutely banged some things so physically different that trying to figure out the mechanics makes Dipper's head hurt. He's not gonna think about it for multiple reasons.
#answers#I don't know how many of Bill's exes are still extant but if there are any? It's a very small number#Bill has also likely proclaimed to Dipper that he may have dated around but never *married* before. And that is actually true!#Because Bill has literally never been this close to another being before. They all got splattered before things get serious#Turns out supreme power combined with emotional instability does not lead to good survival rates for anyone dating you#When you're an immortal immature triangle with zero morality the quickest way to solve any argument that Upsets you is via immolation#Anyone who survived was either a one-night thing or wisely dipped before conflict could arise#Dipper got very very lucky that circumstances made him very hard to murder in the early days#Bill needed those training wheels on the relationship bike to get used to not getting his way#Now this old demon has learned a couple new tricks#Dipper got him REAL good and he has no idea how much so
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Viserys : I want Rhaenyra to succeed me as queen as she's my eldest living child. If anyone dares to object my decision they'll be charged with treason!
Also Viserys: *Marries another woman and has sons by her who could have a better claim that Rhae's for the Lords. Doesn't legally change the law of succession to absolute primogeniture, thus treating Rhaenyra's status as heir like a one time exception. Doesn't do anything to prevent her from having bastards so her position is even shakier than before. Doesn't teach her how to rule properly and allowes her to do as she pleases. Appoints Otto Hightower as hand even though he's known for being a schemer and generally a shady guy who obviously favors his grandson for the throne. Lets her marry her unstable uncle who's the reason he named her heir in the first place*
Half of Westeros: *understandably doesn't accept her and supports her brother instead, thus starting a devastating civil war*
Viserys from the seven hells:
#hotd#house of the dragon#pro team green#rhaenyra targaryen#anti viserys i targaryen#good how can someone be so blind and duumb#and don't get started with that “oh he was pressured to marry again it was his duty!”#Elizabeth I was also heavily pressured by everyone to marry and produce an heir. She cave in? hell no she was the queen!#so Vizzy had no excuses to get with a fourteen year old#alicent hightower#aegon targaryen ii#haelena targaryen#aemond one eye#aemond targaryen#daeron targaryen#daemon targeryan#dance of the dragons
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Taylor has a song about how a dry spell (among other things) lit the fuse about her fantasizing about a man she would come to despise and about her realizing her long-term relationship was dead and some pearl-clutchers think she’s offended that her boyfriend accidentally implied that they cannot relate to that feeling anymore lmao
#look I get that this is a brave new world#compared to how tightly that side of her used to be guarded#but Taylor’s been singing about sex low-key for over a decade#and explicitly since rep lol#and she’s clearly not shy about it#given that in the last year she’s like fully emerged on stage and has gotten assier and boobier and why do people think that is lol#she’s feeling herself and good for her#also it’s not like Travis described like their favourite positions or anything lmao#he was talking so generally not even just about Taylor like please#he was just like ‘#can’t relate I’m not a 50 year old man who doesn’t listen to his wife sorry’#like we should all just be happy that Taylor has someone who is open to and caring of her needs#and vice versa#like those two are all over each other all the time they clearly want to get married they clearly want to start a family#(and sooner rather than later)#how do you think that is going to happen lol#the woman has Agora Hills and Juno among others on her preshow playlist -- pretty sure she's fine with all of it lol#anyway this is kind of funny to me is all
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Oh look, its my sons brother (dad??)
#my art#art#artwork#doodle#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#drawing#oc art#oc#Rhein#Demon#modern au#demons for queue#old man yaoi#He literally is married to the personafied concept of suffering i wish i was kidding#and simultaniously a human woman named Grace?? don't ask me how#old man#digital drawing#doodle drawing#digital doodle#digital#clip studio paint#He is also Cyril's older brother#so thats fun
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thinking about how rhaenys and corlys presenting laena for viserys to marry served only to soothe viserys’ conscience and convince him that marrying alicent was somehow morally passable. it allowed him to convince himself he was doing the better thing by marrying alicent. also thinking about how when he mentioned to alicent that his council wanted him to marry laena, he watched the hope flitting across her features, watched the relief in her posture thinking she was free, thinking she’d escaped his clutches. only for him to announce at the council meeting after that he wants to marry her, that he will marry her. the way she fiddles with her fingers while shaking her head almost imperceptibly at rhaenyra, trying to convince her that she did not want this, despite how it may seem. her having to bear almost everyone in that room’s distaste at viserys’ selfish decision.
#hotd#alicent hightower#anti viserys i targaryen#i feel sick every time i rewatch that sequence#it’s structured the same way as viserys’ conscience i think#he sees laena and walks with her in the gardens and by then he is already considering marrying alicent#seeing how young she is only solidifies this idea - no matter how unsettling because he can tell himself that he at least didn’t marry the#11 year old and chose the 14 year old#instead#it’s crazy also when u remember how laena said ‘mother told me i would not have to bed u until i was 14’ and the next scene is viserys and#alicent - who is 14!!!!!!!!#correction: laena is 12
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“cody only has under an hour of screen time in all of star wars” maybe to you he does. to me he's the main character
#he's my most special little guy don't you GET it#in my mind's eye he also has at least an hour more of screen time from being in the kenobi show#because that's canon. FOR ME#bickering like an old married couple protecting luke and throwing bodies into the sarlac as a personal murder disposal on tattooine#everyone raise a glass for the first draft of the kenobi show that had cody chilling in the desert with obi wan as his secret buddy#where we would have had a deeper focus on themes of guilt and sacrifice and repentance and hope for a better future#by virtue of cody being there and exploring his new relationship with obi wan where they're foils for each other both driven by guilt#“my cody was so fun” yeah of course he would have been he's post war scrappy uncle cody killing bounty hunters every other thusday#how is that not the most fun thing ever#he's just so sunshiney like asfdsskk#he's my rotten soldier#he's my sweet cheese my good time boy#this is what i get for hyperfixating on clone wars for months on end#strong opinions on the rich inner lives of copy paste men and their 3 million brothers#*deep sigh* this is my life now and i love it and cannot save myself#star wars#the clone wars#the bad batch#tcw#sw#commander cody#codywan#tcw cody#clone wars#cc 2224#(thinking of any more tags used for cody)#(nah i think we're good)#andis thought geyser
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*lovingly tackles Aine*
Read my Yandere! Pierro longfics first ♪( ´▽`)
Last week, my beloved mutual @ainescribe surprised me with Savior! Darling fan art and AHAI9232@2-!/! CRYING SCREAMING I WANT TO LOOK AT THIS ART AND WORSHIP YOUR VERSION OF SAVIOR THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR ART—
*clears throat* Anyway, now that I finally have the time to properly sit down and comment on the fan art, I’ll do just that. Feedback will be in the tags and it will be unhinged. Once again, thank you so much to Aine for drawing this <3
#feedback#fan art#ainescribe#AIIINE ;-; once again. thank you so much!! it rlly means a lot to me that you enjoyed my writing and felt inspired to draw this :'>#and as someone who loves fashion and character design. it's so so interesting to analyze your version of savior#there's so much symbolism and visual storytelling in each sketch/ outfit and i shall now proceed to pick apart each detail as best as i can#her snezhnayan fit.....god i love it. it's regal. distinctively snezhnayan. and draws attention to her--and you just know that was pierro's#intention when he dressed her in those garments. IT'S JUST SO...!! savior's wardrobe scrubbed clean of her original culture and preferences#replaced with the foreign garments of her captor's nations.....in line with this. i love how her kokoshnik and khaenri'ahn earrings are big#and attention-grabbing. you can't look at her without taking note of those accessories. it begs the question:: how many times has savior#looked at the mirror after being dressed up in snezhnaya and was unable to recognize her own reflection?? :'>#also shoutout to some details aine shared with me: 1) the face marks are inspired by weeping angels 2) the kokoshnik was traditionally worn#by married noblewomen BUT the veil was normally for unmarried women so savior's outfit can be seen as a form of compliance + rebellion#(though later on in history it became accepted for married women to also wear that veil. also my apologies if what i said is inaccurate)#lastly shoutout to savior's expression!! very poised and mysterious....due to her emotional state or pierro's rules on how to act as his#spouse in public?? we'll never know~ the first drawing hits even harder when you compare it to the next one!! such an interesting contrast~#savior in her plain attire. casual and domestic with a smile on her face....i'm guessing this is her pre-fatui version?? she looks so warm#and friendly. and i can definitely understand why pierro fell for her smile <3#also i fucking love the caption. sorry pierro but you are cursed to be a loser/ simp/ pathetic man in all of my fics and AUs xD#NOW ONTO GODDESS! SAVIOR AAAHHHH!! i love the greek goddess motifs. she looks so regal and awe-inspiring but in a different way from her#snezhnayan attire--archaic. divine. and more suited to her personal style.....yet both versions of her look so painfully isolated :'>#her blank eyes. emotionless face. and veil give me the vibes of a spooky victorian ghost...or would a statue/ portrait be more fitting??#the lack of a necklace is also an interesting design choice given what happens in the fic. and now i realized i forgot to comment on your#version of her snezhnayan necklace oops. similar to the kokoshnik and earrings. the size + grandeur makes it impossible to ignore#that and big jewels = expensive af. ohhh and i love the sparkles on her veil!! pierro rlly spared no expense in dressing up his wifey <3#it's also funny how all of these outfits are similar to my own version in terms of 'savior wore grand clothing during her glory days as a#goddess -> wore simple attire after her decline for practicality and to blend in with humans/ disassociate from her old identity -> is now#dressed in even grander clothing as the harbinger's spouse. but it's used to reinforce her new identity and pierro's control over her'#tldr:: your design is so creative and i can see the effort you put in analyzing her character and depicting her based on your interpretatio#thank you for being my mutual + reader and i hope we can share even more harbinger/darling brainrot in the future :>
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everyday i member that one instagram comment that said something along the lines of "charles makes men gay in the sense that they want to protect him and love him, while carlos makes men gay in a way that they want to be protected by him"
and i genuinely don't know what to do with this information
#i also remember seeing an edit of him and a grown old man commenting about how charles was very cute and he'd be upsted if he got married#i was like sir?? what in the kpop stan#formula 1#charles leclerc#carlos sainz
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save me ladyklok save me
#as fond as i am of the fashion ppl bring out for ladyklok i think if we're talking genderbent dethklok they'd dress the same#these guys are very attached to their singular simple outfits and i respect it immensely#i gave lady murderface a bit more hair bc 1) im projecting 2) it's the kind of thing i think og murderface would feel insecure about#were he a woman (if he doesn't already)#that random patch of neck hair is MINE and it deserves rep o7#smth about lady skwisgaar (? i gotta come up with a better way to talk about em) really brings out like. the prissy femme in skwisgaar#that already existed to some extent. i think it's like 70% just how i draw her (and og skwisgaar tbh)#the diva remains yknow#anyway toki thinks she's straight wants to marry a man but i see right through her#were she enrolled in public school every time students were asked to carry chairs she was taking as many as possible i just know it#anyway i think i had the most fun w mf and pickles. 1) drawing murderface is just delightful tbh 2) i love old women ty pickles mwah#transfem pickles could very well be balding as well. i made the combover a little more ambigious in that respect#anyway ily receding hairline women. everybody w receding hairlines you are normal dw about it#mtl#metalocalypse#ladyklok#dethklok#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#also ladyklok (as in the tribute band ladyklok)'s designs are pretty rad too#little things like changing the texture and parting of hair is just. it's nice like those are distinct ppl in dk cosplay#skrunkart
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with the average life of a greek demigod seemingly ending under the age of 25, i think it’s completely possible and plausible that there are many demigods who get married at 18 or something, because fuck it, if i’m gonna die in the real world in under ten years i might as well get tax breaks for it! and it’s not out of the question that all these bonded-through-trauma kids have deep romantic connections with certain people that they’ve fought countless monsters and defied death with, and when they age out of camp might want to keep that person safe or even just keep around them.
give me demigods going into capture the flag with cheap engagement rings hanging with their camp necklace beads, give me weddings at half-blood hill where the demeter cabin handles florals, give me chiron tearing up standing in the back row because these kids he helped raise aren’t kids anymore, and even though that’s beautiful it also means he can’t protect them much longer
#give me beautiful tributes to love that double as tributes to the demigods themselves while they’re still alive#how many of them make it to their five year anniversaries do you think#the shock of all the greek demigods at the romans growing old makes me sob#because that means it was never a feasible reality#it was never an expectation#camp-wide flash mob style proposals by apollo kids#confusion over what cabin someone might go to after marrying another camper#there’s so much to explore here#and the fact that it’s all driven by the certainty of a young death is so heartbreaking#also imagine mr d as the officiant#he’d only do it for certain campers he likes#still get their names wrong though#mr d pjo#mr d#percy jackson#pjo#camp half blood#chb#camp half-blood#chiron
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𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓇𝓎, 𝐼 𝓂𝑒𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝓉𝑜𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒… 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔.
#helios my boy *sobs*#ts4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 edit#sim: helios#hi in case ur new this is my sweet ginger boy helios who's also my pfp if u havent noticed#i did a whole gameplay post abt him on my old blog#deactivated b4 finishing his lil story#but anyway here's a quick synopsis#he fell in love with this girl named shahinaz who also happened to be his neighbor#he fell hard and she was unsure how she felt about him either way she gave him a shot and then they hooked up#they started dating then went on vacation together came home and she ghosted him#then she turned up at his doorstep preganante on her third trimester#to make the story short ultimately they got married moved to brindleton bay they had their baby who she named clementine bcs she had-#heli's orange hair which she loved#and then after that there was a storm which she got hit by lightning and passed away#ever since it was incredibly difficult for heli to move on and suffered immensely#he writes everyday in his diary to overcome his grief#thats all for now#will be posting more of him and clem soon ^-^
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