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NOOOOOOOOOO BUSHI KNEW I WAS GONNA MAKE SHINOBU'S BROTHER AROACE AND MADE HIM MARRIED NOOOOOOOOO
#crow talks#shinobu inuyose#(not main tagging lol)#oh well he's demi now#also if he's married how old is he?#he must be out of college or near the end of his college years#idk.#i havent read the relations event btw i just noticed shinobu brought it up when her card showed up
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IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)
Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get
Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap
#seekers have talons and I will not change my mind on this#I was one of th people cheering on SW in Skybound because honestly he deserves to snap#as a little treat to himself#decepticons#cassetticons#transformers#transformers g1#transformers idw#i ship soundstar in an old toxic married couple kind of way#rumble and frenzy#with cassettes like you who needs autobots#I still have absolutely no clue how to tag for the TF fandom yet#art#my art#fanart#animation#animatic#I never know what these count as#my dumbass had to search up how to spell chauffeur correctly 3 times while making this#sorry to all of my followers that know nothing about Transformers#decepticons are my toxic found family and I hold them like precious stones#I also put them in my mouth and crunch them like precious stones
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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Really need to write something about Fiddleford having a raccoon wife named Sally and Stan marrying Old Goldie.
Fiddleford calling Stanley a raccoon because of his messy hair, dark circles under his eyes, and his pickpocketing and dumpster diving.
Stanley convincing Fiddleford to fix a broken novelty coin machine because Stan “has a soft spot for hillbillies.”
Remaining shards of memories of the person they once loved.
#do I need to point out how close the name Sally is to Stanley#Fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#gravity falls#I also just love the idea of the side eye Ford would give them when he realizes#not only was Ford technically legally married to a statue#the statue was a standin for his old research assistant/close friend
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I love Epic The Musical very dearly but I do wish just a little bit that we’d gotten to watch Telemachus’s antics in Pylos. His gay awakening(?) over Pesistratus? Athena disguised as an old man?? Nestor and Menelaus?! HELEN! He really has a bewildering time away from Ithaca lol
#epic the musical#the odyssey#Telemachus#does he have friends on Ithaca?#I mean other than the family dog and Eumaios who is old enough to be his dad?#because assuming he kind of doesn’t#it’s really funny that he finally meets somebody his own age who doesn’t want to marry his mom and kill him#and is utterly enthralled#also it is funny to me how much more well adjusted epic!telemachus is than odyssey!telemachus#the bar is LOW#but like… at least epic!Telemachus doesn’t get into screaming matches with his mom and spend like four book oscillating wildly between#‘my dad is definitely dead and everybody should give up all hope RIGHT NOW’ and#‘I’m going on a whole adventure to learn more about my dad because maybe he’s alive actually’#get a hold of yourself Telemachus!#ALSO he doesn’t tell his mom he’s leaving in the odyssey#and he *does* try to justify it but come on. that’s an act of Incredible Stupidity#the sort of thing only a painfully ill-adjusted barely-adult would do#sigh.
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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.
#leverageposting#leverage#sophie devereaux#particularly that one of or both her parents had to move around a lot for work & so she would change herself to fit in at every new school#or new town etc etc. and that whatever original identity she had was dropped due to some kind of really awful event and her bio family think#she’s dead. eg she got into some kind of extreme legal trouble for the first time & she faked her death & everyone she knew as a kid thinks#she’s dead too. like. astrid wasn’t the first person she left to miss/mourn her.#but also that she was a teen runaway at like age ~16 and pretended to be an adult (like. 18/19) cause theres not much you can do by yourself#as a minor like booking flights or renting an apartment. and so began her first proper alias. and she was a pickpocket until she could fund#her life fully through grifting & cons.#or alternatively her parents died when she was a teen & she was old enough to become an emancipated minor (everyone in lev is an orphan)#and she kind of just fell into crime from there bc she had no one#or perhaps she got married at 17 and realised how fucked it all was and stashed money until she could run away & leave it all behind. that’s#bc of a single vague sentence on john rogers’ blog saying she was married at 17 and in context it was quite possibly a joke or random#hypothetical example but i was like what if???? What If???????#i also like the hc that she’s trans which i’ve seen a few times#in some versions in my mind her parents were okay and in some versions they were awful and in some versions it was so complicated.#i think tara has heard one story and parker or hardison have heard another and nate has never heard any story. he’s never asked.#she is here now and that’s all that needs knowing. and sophie devereaux is her real name in any way it matters.#eliot has also never asked and she asked if he was curious once and he just asked if she was curious about What He Did and that was answer#enough for the both of them. just a mutual agreement not to ask and it actually solidified their bond.#i think she struggled for a long time about whether to tell her new family The Real Story but in much the same way we never hear her birth#name bc it’s not Her anymore… she never gives The Real Story. bc it no longer defines who she is. she’s so much more than whatever happened.#lvg
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do U guys fuck with stancest agegap perchance
#stancest#U guys have no idea how much me and my friends have talked about this its not even freaking funny#Childgroom ford is very real to me.#GUARDS!!; LET THAT OLD MAN MARRY THAT VERSION OF HIS TWIN BROTHER THAT IS A LITTLE BOY!!!#Childgroom as in like. Childbride but obviously he's not a childbride. Ok. I mean it's also. Child grooming. SO.
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Viserys : I want Rhaenyra to succeed me as queen as she's my eldest living child. If anyone dares to object my decision they'll be charged with treason!
Also Viserys: *Marries another woman and has sons by her who could have a better claim that Rhae's for the Lords. Doesn't legally change the law of succession to absolute primogeniture, thus treating Rhaenyra's status as heir like a one time exception. Doesn't do anything to prevent her from having bastards so her position is even shakier than before. Doesn't teach her how to rule properly and allowes her to do as she pleases. Appoints Otto Hightower as hand even though he's known for being a schemer and generally a shady guy who obviously favors his grandson for the throne. Lets her marry her unstable uncle who's the reason he named her heir in the first place*
Half of Westeros: *understandably doesn't accept her and supports her brother instead, thus starting a devastating civil war*
Viserys from the seven hells:
#hotd#house of the dragon#pro team green#rhaenyra targaryen#anti viserys i targaryen#good how can someone be so blind and duumb#and don't get started with that “oh he was pressured to marry again it was his duty!”#Elizabeth I was also heavily pressured by everyone to marry and produce an heir. She cave in? hell no she was the queen!#so Vizzy had no excuses to get with a fourteen year old#alicent hightower#aegon targaryen ii#haelena targaryen#aemond one eye#aemond targaryen#daeron targaryen#daemon targeryan#dance of the dragons
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neurotic carrier and his neurotic carbon copy son
' i'm SO glad ironhide is getting too dusty to function anymore. we won't have to deal with HIS crazy ass soon-'
the evil ironhide idolizing cliffjumper who's somehow even MORE violent than him:
father and daughter. mother and son.
Single old parent ironhide wants to get with single old parent optimus & optimus wants to get with him ! & theyre like this is gonna go great! Cliffjumper is getting along excellent with bumblebee! They're already best friends 😁😁!! cliffjumper hugs bee, secures their matching friendship bracelets bee made for him out of melted bullets (cliffs suggestuon) then stomps over to optimus, stares up at him, & says fuck you
#ironhide: yes cliff is my son? how could you tell???#optimus watching cliff cave a decepticon's head in with his boot: uh.#lucky guess 😁 !#i love ironop.... they are so family.... to me#NEED. MORE. IRONOP. CONTENT#ironhide is such a dork in g1 idc if his design is simple it works to help balance out the complicated ones#and works for his character like he is just an old guy trying his best and refuses to give up or give in#hes so babygirl to me#transformers#maccadam#ironhide#cliffjumper#optimus prime#bumblebee and his cute little okay symbol spike probably taught him#ALSO SPIKES SASS WTF??? LEAVE PEEPAW ALONE HE HAS DELUSIONS ???#RUDE ASS#wheeljack#wheeljack leaping over his invention im crying not his baby !!!!!#hes pregnant 💔#transformers generation one#transformers g1#tf g1#spartan loving ironhide who very much still has the loud southern accent#i am obsessed with how fking loud cliffjumper is. LOOOOUK OUUUUUTTTTTT!!! DECEPTICOOON#his smoker voice LMFAO amgry ass shaggy#my autistic daughters cliff (doesnt mask) and bumble (masks)#ironop#mention idk it needs more love might as well add to the wee puddle that is their content bcs i need them married actually#cute awkward old ass gay ppl trying to learn how to cute awkward old ass gay ppl during a war
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You know for the amount of times I've drawn Dante I'd have actually finished his character sheet but nope, still a WIP. Anyways have a season one Dante kinda slacking off to say hi to someone, take a guess who.
#theladyofrosewater#art#minecraft diaries#aphblr#aphmau#mcd dante#dante minecraft diaries#aphverse#jess give them last names I am begging you#I am this close to just stealing alejandro's last name for gene and dante because I don't feel like making a fake one#also in my head season one dante is like 17-19 MAX 20#like the older guards promised they'd take him drinking when he was old enough but then everyone disappeared#My dude has only caught one W in his entire life and that is marrying nana#also you'd think he'd be a favorite of mine with how often I draw him but no#I think I just like my own design for him better than all the other ones I've made
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Taylor has a song about how a dry spell (among other things) lit the fuse about her fantasizing about a man she would come to despise and about her realizing her long-term relationship was dead and some pearl-clutchers think she’s offended that her boyfriend accidentally implied that they cannot relate to that feeling anymore lmao
#look I get that this is a brave new world#compared to how tightly that side of her used to be guarded#but Taylor’s been singing about sex low-key for over a decade#and explicitly since rep lol#and she’s clearly not shy about it#given that in the last year she’s like fully emerged on stage and has gotten assier and boobier and why do people think that is lol#she’s feeling herself and good for her#also it’s not like Travis described like their favourite positions or anything lmao#he was talking so generally not even just about Taylor like please#he was just like ‘#can’t relate I’m not a 50 year old man who doesn’t listen to his wife sorry’#like we should all just be happy that Taylor has someone who is open to and caring of her needs#and vice versa#like those two are all over each other all the time they clearly want to get married they clearly want to start a family#(and sooner rather than later)#how do you think that is going to happen lol#the woman has Agora Hills and Juno among others on her preshow playlist -- pretty sure she's fine with all of it lol#anyway this is kind of funny to me is all
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Mick discusses Charlie’s attitude towards touring (1999)
#obsessed with how smily he gets when he’s talking about charlie#also ‘we wouldn’t do it if Charlie didn’t enjoy it’ !!!!#the rolling stones#charlie watts#old married band#mick jagger#gifset#gif set
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Oh look, its my sons brother (dad??)
#my art#art#artwork#doodle#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#drawing#oc art#oc#Rhein#Demon#modern au#demons for queue#old man yaoi#He literally is married to the personafied concept of suffering i wish i was kidding#and simultaniously a human woman named Grace?? don't ask me how#old man#digital drawing#doodle drawing#digital doodle#digital#clip studio paint#He is also Cyril's older brother#so thats fun
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thinking about how rhaenys and corlys presenting laena for viserys to marry served only to soothe viserys’ conscience and convince him that marrying alicent was somehow morally passable. it allowed him to convince himself he was doing the better thing by marrying alicent. also thinking about how when he mentioned to alicent that his council wanted him to marry laena, he watched the hope flitting across her features, watched the relief in her posture thinking she was free, thinking she’d escaped his clutches. only for him to announce at the council meeting after that he wants to marry her, that he will marry her. the way she fiddles with her fingers while shaking her head almost imperceptibly at rhaenyra, trying to convince her that she did not want this, despite how it may seem. her having to bear almost everyone in that room’s distaste at viserys’ selfish decision.
#hotd#alicent hightower#anti viserys i targaryen#i feel sick every time i rewatch that sequence#it’s structured the same way as viserys’ conscience i think#he sees laena and walks with her in the gardens and by then he is already considering marrying alicent#seeing how young she is only solidifies this idea - no matter how unsettling because he can tell himself that he at least didn’t marry the#11 year old and chose the 14 year old#instead#it’s crazy also when u remember how laena said ‘mother told me i would not have to bed u until i was 14’ and the next scene is viserys and#alicent - who is 14!!!!!!!!#correction: laena is 12
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Haven't interacted with the mtl fandom anymore bc I simply don't like it as much for a multitude or reasons but I saw a post saying you shouldn't ship Charles with any of the members bc those are his "kids" and I physically said "that's an opinion of all time" out loud. And it reminded me why I stopped being in it sm.
#mtl#metalocalypse#for anyone who doesnt go here. no. they are not his biological children#in fact everyone here is grown man#grown...balding...hairy 40 smthn old men#lol this fandom is smthn#im hopingbthey were ironic#reminds me of the zaundads ship how peopel were saying “theyre brothers!!” no#media literacy to understand what they meant by “brothers in arms” and that it doesnt actually mean being related#we're so doomed#same with the “toki age regresses so he cannot be shipped crowd”#hes also a grown man when he is not regressing#a grown man who has shown an interest in drugs.drinking.sex.finding a partner/getting married#you guys are so weird w/ canon agre characters#rant.txt
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some of the things I've learned in the Adventurer's Bible are so chilling... really drives home the fact that this is a completely different world with medieval-like stuff going on. I'm especially chilled by what Laios and Falin said about the "mountain people"...
#country folk who move to the big city and start talking abt horrific things like it's normal#i see why they wanted to leave so bad#but like neither of them in that comic seems to question whether or not it's ethical to kill the mountain people...#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#adventurers bible#also otta being a human trafficker jesus christ#the only canonically gay character was arrested for himan trafficking...#ive seen some ppl argue that the charge was generalized or misplaced and that what she actually did might not've been that bad#but there's no way of knowing#the canaries are all very violent and elf culture seems to encourage numbness to the suffering of other humans#also i keep thinking abt how her half-foot partners must feel#for them it's an extremely long relationship that feels like their life's true love#but for her this is like a fling or at best the elf equivalent of a 2 yr relationship#and then they don't even get to grow old with her cause she's too afraid to watch them die#i feel similarly abt marcilles parents#like apparently her mom remarried to a gnome pretty quickly after Donato died#also i swear i thought he had a different first name but no his name is just Donato lmao#but dude for him she was his life's true love whom he spent his entire life with#literally he met her was he was so young and died married to her#i just really really get marcilles deaire to make everyone have equal lifespans
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