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A silly in which John discovers Arthur is short sighted and they’d actually been half blind the entire time
(Idk if the image quality is bad because of my phone, my ability to draw or tumblr so just bare with it)
I just think it would be funny if the things in s4 that John was ‘missing’ were actually accidents because he couldn’t see shit with Arthur’s -4 sight
also it’s based on a real experience I had today
#malevolent#malevolent pod#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#malevolent silly#malevolent shitpost#nothing i draw is serious lets be honest#also i hate this#going to schedule so it’s posted at a time I wont be active lols
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Author's Note: Merry Christmas sweethearts ♡ might not post tmrw
Contents: Xander Hawthorne x gn!reader
Warnings: self-harm, relapse, angst, not proofread
You sat on the closed toilet seat, blade in your hand. You promised him — you promised yourself — that you wouldn't do it again.
Now you sat there and watched your blood drip down onto the tile.
Drip.
Drip.
Knock-knock.
You tensed at the knock on the bathroom door.
"Sweetie, you in there?"
You said nothing and hoped he'd go away.
"Babe, I can hear you breathing. What are you doing in there for so long anyway?"
You sighed. "Xan, it's nothing. I'll be out in a few minutes," you replied in what you hoped was a steady voice.
"Right. 'Nothing'. That's why you sound like you saw a ghost?"
"Xander-" Too late. He'd opened the door.
You tried to hide the blade with your elbow in a hopeless attempt to disguise the situation. Xander stared at the scene with his mouth open.
"Baby." You almost flinched at how tender his tone was; it only showed how worried he was.
"Xander, I'm so sorry, I couldn't stop myself."
He wordlessly went to the bathroom cabinet and took out a first-aid kit. He kneeled down in front of you and started cleaning your cuts with antiseptic.
You looked at him desperately, searching for something in his eyes. Fear? Disappointment? Disgust?
"Sweetheart?" He finally looks at you. "What... what happened?"
You sighed. Atleast he was talking to you. "I was just having a really bad day- and, I got carried away. I'm sorry."
"It's okay, baby. Don't apologize." He murmured about how it was okay, how much he loved you, while bandaging your arms.
And in that moment, you felt truly loved which only made you feel more stupid about what you had done to yourself. But you couldn't say that to him. He would tell you how that was nonsense, with reasoning that would feel so sensible. That's what Xander did. He made everything make sense.
So that night when you laid cuddled up with Xander on your bed, you tried to make sense of it all. You told yourself you deserved this, deserved him. Because you knew that was what he thought. And that was enough for you.
#don't ask why she didn't lock the door#did i relapse on christmas?#yes. yes i did#also i hate this#xander hawthorne#xander hawthorne x reader#xander hawthorne fluff#xander hawthorne angst#$h relapse#self h@rm#mental health#the inheritance games#games untold#the grandest game#tig
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@riidcr || valentines?????
"Eugene" she gasped dramatically, her hand on her chest covering her heart, "I thought you'd never ask!".
Her arm wrapped around his shoulder, lips kissing his cheek, "But you're gonna have to share me and I don't think all three of us will fit in the bath".
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oh god theyd be so much faster. do they have claws
My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
#i for one think geese SHOULD have claws#as a treat#also i hate this#but at the same time#its so#intriguing
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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not to be controversial bc I know this is like…not in line with shifting opinions on fanfic comment culture but if there’s a glaring typo in my work I will NOT be offended by pointing it out. if ao3 fucks up the formatting…I will also not be offended by having this pointed out…
‘looking forward to the next update’ and ‘I hope you update soon!’ are different vibes than a demand, and should be read in good faith because a reader is finding their way to tell you how much they love it. I will not be mad at this.
‘I don’t usually like this ship but this fic made me feel something’ is also incredibly high praise. I’m not going to get mad at this.
even ‘I love this fic but I’m curious about why you made [x] choice’ is just another way a reader is engaging in and putting thought into your work.
I just feel like a lot of authors take any comment that’s not perfectly articulated glowing praise in the exact manner they’re hoping to receive it in bad faith.
fic engagement has been dropping across the board over the last several years, and yes it’s frustrating but it isn’t as though I can’t see how it happens. comment anxiety can be a real thing. the last thing anyone wants to do is offend an author they love, and that means sometimes people default to silence.
idk where I’m going with this I guess aside from saying unless a comment is outright attacking me I’m never going to get mad at it, and I think a lot of authors should feel the same way. ESPECIALLY TYPOS PLZ GOD POINT OUT MY TYPOS.
#ao3#archive of our own#fanfiction#tbh even if I got a comment that said ‘I hate you I’m going to kill your family’ on chapter 75 it still means they read 75 chapters first….#it just makes me sad to see so many writers shouting into the void#and also see ppl complain openly about the specific types of comments they receive#posting screenshots on Reddit like ‘should I be mad at this’ CALM DOWN#sigh
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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chappell roan doesn't need to "get a pr manager" you bitches need to grow a spine and gain some critical thinking skills
#people have made kamala into this pop culture figure and now they're mad when she gets called out for being horrible#and also i think people are just looking for ways to hate on chappell so.#lisa.txt#chappell roan
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Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?
Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.
#Sorry I think about this a lot and also no I haven't watched Wednesday#I hate the bottom of thatt second dress though. A lot#anjelica huston#the addams family#morticia addams#post o' mine
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Was forced to get a new phone today
#Bluetooth earbuds are the bane of my fucking existence and I hate them so fucking bad#I NEED those wired buds to fiddle with my hands when I’m anxious#I also like not having to fucking CHARGE the things I’m listening to stuff with#I hate this future this sucks bootyass#prince rambles in this chilies tonight
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she really hates ghosts
#rio vidal#agatha harkness#agatha all along#agathario#agatha x rio#yes agatha is t-posing#did I blow a work deadline for this?#maybeso.gif#also I hate ghost!agatha's design so she's back in her hot witching dress#spoilers#mcu#illustration#my stuff
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and they'll be together forever! :]
foreshadowing
#gravity falls#my art#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#stangst#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#pines family#book of bill#the book of bill#pines twins#PINES! PINES! PINES!#these two are making me so VIOLENTLY ill#explodes them with my mind#i cannot stop thinking abt them#gravity falls art#FUCK FILBRICK PINES#ALL MY HOMIES HATE FILBRICK PINES#also stancest dni thank you kindly!!
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait#and was a joke#also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks
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hobie: kill yourself
pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO
original format from @ha-youwish in this post!
#across the spiderverse#spiderman atsv#pavitr prabhakar#hobie brown#gwen stacy#miles morales#astv fanart#spiderman#sorry im overtagging so much i just spent way longer on this than i should've#also the post editor seems to have compressed the image to hell so i rly hope it doesn't post so fuzzy#anyways. pav is so so silly#astv#spiderverse#spiderverse fanart#again i'm sorry for overtagging this movie just has SO MANY TAGS#spiderband#spiderman across the spider verse#edited because it suddenly started getting a ton of notes and i hated that i mischaracterized pavitr in it
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My favourite Merrill banter
#my art#dragon age#I hope that posting this won’t bring Anders hate into the tags…#I like his flaws#also I drew Merrill outside every frame because she’s not bound by Anders’s rigid religion
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mouse bites™
#anybody do this yet?#house md#hate crimes md#house md game#mouse bites#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#lisa cuddy#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#house md meme#he needs mouse bites to live#shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing#this took me way too long#house#dr house#also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum#its because i had to recolor it myself#i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact#oh well#i also drew the nosebleed lmao#every house episode ever#generic house episode#editing this to say#this is not an original meme at all#I just ds-ified it tbh#ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up#or like iykyk i guess
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