#also hi dw ily babe

[sleetkissed]

*Sad charity commercial song plays* What would you do... if there was a child, right in front of you? (sorry i accidentally unfollowed trying to press the ask button sksksks)

❝  B̶͓̾͌L̴̰̳̅͂O̴̻̞̿Ǒ̸̱̑Ď̴̡̖͒  ̵͓̟̊S̵̟̄Å̷̲͑C̴̼̄̽R̷̖͊I̵̞͎͋̍F̸̨̓Í̷̞̫C̴͚̾̽E̷͈͍͛  ❞  

[cherrynflowergarden]

Hiiii! I just read your new João fic, and I swear it was beautiful. Could we maybe get more João x f1? Like maybe more Carlos being a total madrista and they are unbothered or maybe the grid dads (Kevin, nico, Fernando, Lewis ya know?) Sorry if it's a lot<3

Have a nice day/night!

hiii my loveee thank you sm<33 this is like a spinoff to this you don't need to necessarily read it to understand this tho!!

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yourusername your lips my lips apocalypse 💌

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fernandoalo_official joaofelix79 get her home by 11

joaofelix79 yes sir🫡

yourusername i'm an adult tf??

yourusername also how are you always on instagram when i post my boyfrie

fernandoalo_official did she reach home yet? it's already 11.07 joaofelix79

joaofelix79 yes sir

yourusername girl-

yourusername NANDO LIKE MY POSTS BEFORE COMING TO MY BOYFRIE'S NECK 😡

username nando knows his password?

yourusername apparently

yourusername he only remembers the password when i'm out w boyfrie 😣😣

yourusername this is a direct comment to you fernandoalo_official

yourusername i feel bad not a hate comment anymore ily nando

username are you okay yn😀

yourusername no i'm watching lion king

nicohulkenberg 👍👍👍

yourusername that's very dad of you

carlossainz55 not the barca player

carlossainz55 i taught you better than that yn

yourusername you're just mad bc lando likes him more than you☺️

carlossainz55 not true

yourusername ok delusional king😍

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yourusername sweet escape 🌷🌺🪷

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joaofelix79 🩷🌸

kevinmagnussen nice👌👍

yourusername thanks dad🎀

georgerussell63 why is he shirtless near you

yourusername bc he's my boyfriend 🫶

yourusername YOU out of everyone shouldn't be asking this

georgerussell63 touche

nicorosberg when are coming home

yourusername whyyyy

nicorosberg i need to give joão the dad talk

yourusername discuss it w lewishamilton bc he's asking the same thing

lewishamilton next thrusday at 6pm?

nicorosberg okay 👍

joaofelix79 i'm scared

yourusername dw baby i will protect you‼️

username OMG

username YN SINGLE HANDEDLY BROUGHT BACK BROCEDES?????

username BABE WAKE UP NEW BROCEDES CONTENT JUST DROPPED

yourusername ik i'm great and all for brocedes reunion but can we focus on how hot joao looks

landonorris yes😫

yourusername not you homewrecker😠

landonorris 😔 you're not a girl's girl

charles_leclerc why are your tits out

yourusername bro what

charles_leclerc in the second picture

yourusername it's called a bikini you whore😀

carlossainz55 🚩🚩🚩

yourusername you literally told me you missed joao and threatened me to bring him to your house.

joaofelix79 aww☺️💞

carlossainz55 rat

yourusername EXCUSE ME

maxvestrappen1 not very madridista of you carlossainz55

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ i've missed you miami

♥ pairing: logan sargeant x fem!golfer!reader

♥ smau - fluff

♥ none of the pictures are mine, all were found on pinterest

♥ masterlist

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yourusername ready for LPGA

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lilymhe good luck <3

yourusername you too babe <3

user10 GOOD LUCKK

user6 getting the prayer circle ready

landonorris we're rooting for you

yourusername thank you mwah mwah

✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯

✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯

-Top Golf-

“Alright teams of two,” Alex said to the group. “Lily and I, George and Carmen, Lando and Carlos…. which leaves Logan with Y/n.”

“Oh come on obviously Lily and Y/n are going to win. They have an unfair advantage.” George whined. 

You stepped up to the small square patch of turf with your golf ball and club. 

“Shouldn’t have invited two professionals to top golf then,” you laughed. 

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logansargeant everyone say thanks to y/n for winning us top golf

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landonorris booo

yourusername not my fault you suck at golf

carlossainz55 she’s just telling the truth lando

landonorris I hate you both

user2 why he posing like that

user14 oh!

user1 save a horse ride a cowboy

yourusername amen to that

user2 ON MAIN?!?! 😨

user7 new ship unlocked

user5 shoutout y/n for doing all the heavy lifting

landonorris I would also appreciate some sympathy for having to watch the two of them be all over each other

user7 SORRY?

user10 omg Lando spill

user16 Y/n and Lily ate them up huh?

user13 she’s so pretty :(

user12 the picture of Logan-

user14 this is so cute

user1 is it weird to say I ship

georgrussell63 I demand a rematch

yourusername you wanna lose twice?

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yourusername embracing my cuntry roots

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landonorris yeehaw

yourusername 🦅🦅

user13 how coquette of you

user5 logan sargeant core

user4 he didn't invent cowgirls

user6 RAHH

user1 USA USA

user7 but does he say you're so american 🤨

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yourusername hey miami, i've missed you

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user13 logan in the comments logan in the comments

user7 guys she's there for golf, not Logan

logansargeant did you need a reminder not to feed the alligators

yourusername ...no

logansargeant ...

yourusername they're so cute

user3 ALLIGATORS?

logansargeant if you try pet one it WILL eat you

yourusername :(

user8 @/logansargeant would you fight an alligator for her

alex_albon im sure he would

user9 gotta make sure he's good enough for our queen y/n

user2 her hair >>>

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logansargeant home race

-comments are disabled-

✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯

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yourusername me and the girls <3

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francisca.gomes love you babes

yourusername ily pookie

logansargeant how come I wasn't invited?

yourusername its girls night

landonorris you'll get her attention during the race dw

user7 Lando is the biggest y/n x Logan shipper

user8 hes so me

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yourusername I love you but not enough to let you win 💙

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carlossainz be honest. who's a worse golfer: Logan or Lando

yourusername lando.

landonorris yea but only one of us can drive an f1 car and I'm pretty sure its not you

yourusername that's LOW

oscarpiastri when you go low, Lando goes lower

user8 the blue heart-

user14 its for Logan idc

user2 BLUE HEART FOR WILLIAMS

user18 "I love you but-" SORRY WHAT? I LOVE YOU?!

user9 I love you?!?! say it one more time for the people in the back

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user6 I love how this is him hard launching his relationship and then just a picture of him and Alex 😭

yourusername you- you're cheating on me with ALEX?!

alex_albon you weren't supposed to find out this way

yourusername @/lilymhe come collect your man

user7 I TOLD YOU THEY WERE IN LOVE

user19 YES ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

user1 idk who I wanna be more

user5 they're dating?

user12 yea it was so obvious

landonorris get a room

[86espresso]

there’s holy ground beneath them, and sparks fly when they kiss ✯ jh86

-> insta edit (my first one. be nice ill cry)

-> high school sweetheart!jack <3 bc yes

-> I love him bye

-> other things coming soon dw I didn’t forget 👊

-> under the cut !

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ynzonedout my boy<3 and also cam york’s boy apparently<33

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jackhughes baby I can explain 😔

ynzonedout is there something you need to tell me ://

cam.york j, babe, don’t ✋

ynzonedout wtf

jackhughes I was gonna tell u eventually 😔😔😔

alexturcotte have some decorum yorkie that’s a taken man

ynzonedout tell him.

trevorzegras 💻👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

jackhughes oh! that’s

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jackhughes look at her go !!

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ynzonedout oKAy but I did so good omfgfoMFG

jackhughes you did amazing bambi ☺️

ynzonedout but I didn’t fall over this time so bambi doesn’t check out ✋✋

jackhughes you fell over taking off your skates. off the ice

ynzonedout DELETE DLETEY

ynzonedout why do you hate me

jackhughes wtf I would stab trev for you

ynzonedout aw ur so <33

trevorzegras EHAT THEVFUCK

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ynzonedout you see this when you enter a room. what would you do 🎤

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alexturcotte run in the opposite direction FAST

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jackhughes nightmare blunt rotation

colecaufield notice how his sense of humor skyrocketed after he started dating bambi…

ynzonedout oof

jackhughes the heck. ur right 🙄

cam.york ALL at the same TIME 😮‍💨

ynzonedout none of those words are in the bible

jackhughes skshjskwjwaj

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jackhughes @/ynzonedout lookinf suuper extra fine today I need her mroe than air 😪 LOVE her so baf

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ynzonedout jackie, baby, this is your public instagram

trevorzegras accidentally gave him too many edibles thats on me

ynzonedout ofc ur at the scene of the crime

trevorzegras ??!!??/)$ cole was involved

jackhughes bsmbi come iver imy:((((((((((

ynzonedout omw baby just two mins of homework left 🥹

quinnhughes just projectile vomited

ynzonedout lowkey ate down 🎤

colecaufield lookin goood ma’am

alexturcotte stunna

user1 proof that your fav white boy needs a baddie in his life

ynzonedout ur so adorable im jumping ily :)

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ynzonedout happy 18th birthday to my fav princess angel white girl jacklyn <3 despite the growing pressure on you and big things coming up, you never fail to make me feel like the only girl ever. you’re the sweetest and kindest ever, everyone deserves a you. my forever crush, i love you to death. muah 💗

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jackhughes im drowning in my own tears.

jackhughes bambi wtf ill end it all i love you so much 🥹🥹🥹 thank you baby

alexturcotte my heart

trevorzegras ill actually cry. who knew you had a heart

ynzonedout im in ur Walls

colecaufield everyone’s crying. The streets exploded. bambi this is too much for all of us

ynzonedout THE STREETS EXPLODDE

ellenhughes aw this is adorable :)

ynzonedout thank you for your contribution to society 🧎‍♀️

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jackhughes 1 week before the draft. cant wait !! ✊ replies . . .

ynzonedout im so fucking proud of you the fuck. What the fucking fuck im sobbing

jackhughes language 😔

ynzonedout no im fucking emo rn dont even

ynzonedout WAIT

ynzonedout jack oh myfuckingh god COME OVER RN my columbia letter just came in I can’t open it

jackhughes SHUT UP IM LN MY WAY IM shaking

alexturcotte columbia wth

trevorzegras ayo WHAT

colecaufield DID YOU GET IN

user3 COLUMBIA IS SO CLOSE TO NEW JERSEY AND ITS IN NEW YORK

cam.york everyone start freaking out like right now. bambi and jack will probably live toGETHWR SKSJKSJS

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ynzonedout happy weekend <3 a girl doesn’t deserve less

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jackhughes proud doesn’t cut it, angel girl. you deserve all this and more 🩷

ynzonedout jackkk 🥹🥹🥹 you mean everything to me

jackhughes also we r so getting our own place and living together

ynzonedout damn fucking right we ARE

alexturcotte brb crying

trevorzegras you guys 🥹

colecaufield #bambijackforever agenda going strong . who’s dropping acid in my eyes

quinnhughes great achievement!! you’re so smart tf

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ynzonedout I hope you know how proud I am you were created 🩷 @/njdevils if you suck the youth out of him I’ll suck the soul out of you 🔪

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njdevils 🫡🫡🫡

jackhughes BABE. we’ll get in trouble

jackhughes honestly couldn’t have done it all without your support. I love you :)

ynzonedout love u more forever :))

a/n: if I made mistakes no I didn’t. feedback appreciated but only the nice kind 🩷

[likesomanywrecksdo]

fun fact: full moon made me throw up (srsly)

ALSO SPOILERSSSSSS FOR FULL MOON (HELLUVA BOSS S2 EP8)!!! DON'T READ IF U HAVEN'T WATCHED PLSSS

STOLITZ PART 1/2- STOLAS IN FULL MOON

I AM NOT A STOLAS HATER, I LOVE STOLAS WITH ALL MY HEART (i have two hearts, one for stolas and one for blitzø). JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT SOME THINGS HE COULD'VE HANDLED BETTER IN FULL MOON.

Look, I feel SO BAD that Stolas' beautiful love confession was (in Stolas' POV) basically ridiculed and that his first "ily" was a complete joke. I love Full Moon because it explored the many facets of both character's and their complexities.

So let's talk abt where Stolas went wrong in Full Moon (making a part abt Blitzø too, dw nobody is safe heheh)

Stolas knows this is a hard conversation, he's taken into account IMP and keeping it alive and everything but the way he approached the actual topic (deal getting cut off) was very rash. Stolas does not think wisely about his words ("i need it back...permanently" (18:15) + "there's no need, i've made up my mind" (18:39)). Even though Stolas is giving him an out, he does not understand the leverage he has over Blitzø. This is the main thing I noticed abt Stolas in Full Moon, He seems to have come to a realization abt how wrong their deal is but has not come to terms abt how wrong their dynamic is. So when Stolas was pouring his heart out abt how he "wants Blitzø to stay", he is not realizing that Blitzø still has not had time to process him taking away the book in the first place and saying Blitzø does not need to fuck him anymore. This is something that Stolas and only Stolas could ever have the power to do bc of the power dynamic between them. Stolas think he's doing Blitzø a favour but all he's doing is reminding Blitzø that no matter how hard he has worked, it can all dissapear at Stolas' command.

"Blitzø, I think so very highly of you....i didn't realize you think so low of me" (HES CRYING FROM BOTH PAIR OF EYES, MY BABYYYYY)

Stolas babe, if you call someone ur little impish plaything, literally hide ur face with a menu when u get spotted in public with him, literally give him no choice but to fuck you in order to have a livelihood and successful business, HOW IS THAT TELLING HIM U THINK HIGHLY OF HIM? Look, i get it, Stolas does rlly care abt Blitzø, but the problem is, Stolas doesn't see his actions as harmful, he sees the deal as harmful. Stolas doesn't understand that such a huge power, stature and literal socio-economic gap is going to cause some issues that no crystals can fix. Stolas' ingrained bigotry towards imps as well as desperation to escape from his awful marriage cause him to be impulsive and abuse that power, unconsciously.

Stolas' biggest character flaw is his impulsiveness. He realised his sexuality extremely late and now is trying to experience as many things as possible to get back his childhood. He did it through the deal so he could find enjoyment in one thing in his life as well as experience a pivotal point in his queer awakening. The Full Moon Talk, despite being under the guise of maturity, is just as impulsive as the arrangement. Stolas is expecting a certain answer and expecting it immediately. Stolas has had time to understand his emotions and he knew exactly what he wanted to say before Blitzø came. Blitzø came in blind and Stolas knows he's bad with his feeling EVERYONE KNOWS BC IT'S SO OBVIOUS, so the fact that Stolas was expecting some grand love confession when Stolas literally speedrun the difficult parts of the conversation is unfair.

[reveluving]

hold me closely ; rick flag x reader

summary: 'cool, calm & collected' is how many describe the Flags, and they're right. to a certain degree, at least. (a.k.a some of your & Rick's favourite convos in the family group chat)

warnings: tooth-rotting fluff & humour (ft twin sons Ethan & Richie, daughter Irene & Tofu the cat!)

a/n: made sumn for my rick babes (+ s/o to my girl @lacontroller1991​ for the cutest hubby rick ask??? ily) so enjoyed imagining what it’s like to be his wifey and mother of kids eeee <33 love y’all!! don’t forget to leave some sugar! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

disclaimer!! despite the face claims (joy from rv btw) & running theme here, you are highly encouraged to imagine yourself or your oc as the MC however you see fit!

» wanna read more rick flag fics or anyone by joel kinnaman? check out my j.k. m.list!

↳ january 19th ༉‧₊˚✧

me 🌸 : how's Tofu, kids?

richie : [ sent 3 photos ]

mister e : pretty gud mom

me 🌸 : ??? the last photo??

my beloved ❤️ : @.mister e what did we tell you about putting Tofu on your head

mister e : i told richie it was a bad idea but he didn’t listen 😔

richie : ??? u literally suggested the idea??? 🤨

↳ march 21st ༉‧₊˚✧

me 🌸 : have u guys seen the package i brought in this morning? i ordered a pillow for your sister

richie : [ sent 3 photos ]

richie : dw we gave it to her already

mister e : Tofu also conquered the box just so you guys know

↳ june 5th ༉‧₊˚✧

my beloved ❤️ : store’s got vanilla ice cream but it’s not the one you asked for. is it still okay @.me 🌸?

me 🌸 : more than okay! tq ❤❤

mister e : nvm we bought like, 9 different kinds

mister e : [ sent 3 photos ]

me 🌸 : ? how???

richie : dad drove us to four different stores lol

my beloved ❤️ : i still don't think it's enough

↳ july 4th ༉‧₊˚✧

richie: [ sent 3 photos ]

[ my beloved ❤️ reacted with a ‘ ❤️ ’ ]

[ mister e reacted with a ‘ 🎉 ’ ]

[ you reacted with a ‘ 🥰 ’ ]

↳ july 22nd ༉‧₊˚✧

richie : what do you guys call a fake noodle?

me 🌸 : what?

richie : an impasta

[ my beloved ❤️ has removed richie from the group ]

me 🌸 : RICK

my beloved ❤️ : it’s a little funny, i admit

mister e : heh

my beloved ❤️ : you wanna join your brother, too?

mister e : no sir 🚶

↳ august 6th ༉‧₊˚✧

mister e : [ sent 3 photos ]

mister e : richie, irene and i @ the aquarium + ice-cream and bookstore after

[ you and my beloved ❤️ reacted with a ‘ ❤️ ’ ]

richie : hope the dinner’s going well!

me 🌸 : [ sent 2 photos ]

my beloved ❤️ : [ sent 2 photos ]

my beloved ❤️ : it's going amazing. thank you boys 😌

» juuust in case you're still confused: 'my beloved ❤' is Rick, 'mr e' is Ethan & 'richie' is, well, Richie!

» ❛ fun lil’ trivia about the flags ༉‧₊˚

Irene and the twins have an eight-year age gap!

Richie’s full name is Richard Flag the Third.

Although identical, Richie has certain mannerisms that resemble his father. The same case applies to Ethan, the younger twin, who picks up more of your quirks. Despite that, Richie, usually the photographer of the group, encourages (and even adds to) Ethan’s odd photo ideas.

Sporty ahh kids. All three of them. Need I say more?

» gorgeous rose divider by @firefly-graphics ♡

[ace-detectiv3]

heeey babes i. probably wont be able to chat 2nite bc my dad wants to take away my electric for all non school porpoises 4 a few days </33 (his reasoning is im spending too much time on school work which is. ???? okay?????)

hes weak i'll have it back by tmrw i bet but yknow just in case..

also i have like. assignments.... i'll probs still be awake when he sleeps so i can technically get my shit back but ur already in school byt hen so... yeah.

gn ily <333 (also dw bout me im chillin its fine. i say in advance bc i know you by now. stop it. im fine. baps u on the head.)

Uee,, Good luck,,,

Goodnight, I love you too

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - date with regie!

pov: going to restaurant with your boyfriend regie!

warnings: some swears here and there, mention of the word ‘sexy’ and regie compliments y/n, hands on the thighs, kisses, mention of a sugar mommy (he wants you as a sugar mommy since he’s ‘broke’), i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!

type: wholesome

member: regie macalino from nsb

REBLOGS AND LIKE ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

Regie is nonchalant.

If you don’t know what nonchalant mean, let me give the definition (from google)

« feeling or appearing casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm. »

Which is true, because regie’s really like that. He is nonchalant 😍 he even have an university with this name, remember?

(More under the cut!)

So, you weren’t surprised when your man texted you at 9:34pm on a tuesday night:

« Hi, get ready in 30, imma come pick u up 4 a date at the house, hope u r not sleeping lol»

« Btw, wear something sexy »

« So wear what you want since ur always sexy, ok bye ily »

After getting ready and everything, your boyfriend knocked on your door, not expecting his jaw to be dropped-

You were so stunning.

When i say his jaw dropped, i mean it

His heart started beating faster, he knew you were already sexy and beautiful and everything, but not like THAT

Like this was another step for regie

« Holy shit.. »

« Damn baby, you look so fucking good, omg… »

« You look stunning, babe, wow… you’re so cute »

Ofc, he kissed you

« we should stop here, bc there is absolutely no way I’ll be able to control myself if we continue our lil’ make out session »

Ok, regie

You are making regie weak in the knees 🤪

You should be proud of yourself, because regie’s nonchalant, and this man do not get weak in the knees that easily

So you guys went to a restaurant (bc i lack of inspiration and also bc date restaurant are cute too)

As you all know, this man is a gentleman

He opened the car door for you, closed it, did the same thing when you guys arrived at the restaurant

He even opened the restaurant door for you

« After you, baby »

Oh and please, do not let me forget to say that his hands were on your thighs during all the road time

If you do not feel comfortable with this, just know he’ll stop doing it, but if you like it??? Bye, you will never be able to be in the same car with him and not have his hands on you

Yes, even with the guys 😆

Anyways, back to the restaurant

Both of your arms were on a side of the table, holding each other’s hands

His fingers were caressing the top of your hand

Regie knows how to make us weak 😍🫣

“You look so good tonight, baby..”

“I mean, you always look stunning, but tonight.. holy fuck”

During the date, you both talked about your day, how work was going for both of you, the lastest news and dramas… literally everything haha

And this man could not stop complimenting you over your clothes, how you looked, how great you were doing at your job, how cute you were, like this man was being soft and all cutie cutie

When it was time to pay, this man did not want to let you pay

“I gotchu babe, dw ‘bout it”

You were like “no, i can pay, you always pay, anyways can i pay for once?”

And he was like “hummm…. No! 😇”

The worst part? He’s saying “I’m broke, baby” and “i need a sugar mommy, y/n, please buy me things” like ok, we can do that i guess, but HE’S NOT EVEN LETTING US BUYING STUFF FOR HIM, LIKE FHVCUGFGB-

When it was time to drive you back home, he was super happy (not bc he was going to end the date, but bc he was so happy of the date with you)

When he walked you towards your home door, he did like in every movie:

💃🚶‍♂️ (sorry i didn’t find an emoji where the girl was standing on the left and looking at the right)

“We should do it more often… Going on dates randomly like that”

He smiled so much this night

And his smile, omg his smile

ITS SO PRECIOUS

“ i am so happy to have you as my girlfriend, y/n”

Then he kissed you

“I love you baby, ill text u when I’ll be home”

And this is what complete the headcanon, hope you guys liked it!! (I didn’t know how to end it, sorry)

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[sammyluvr]

ur so sweet ilysm🤭

no but i didn’t rlly believe in love that much anyway and im not a big fan of it, like i say “oh id do feral shit to sam winchester and i’d marry him etc” but rlly im js a girl who’s scared of love and that sounds so stupid but yk when u try something thats repeatedly had the same negative outcome for u over and over and u try it again thinking its gonna be different n its not, thats what rn feels like.

but i genuinely am happy for him bc he’s found someone he rlly likes and i hope everything works out for them from like the bottom of my heart, i js have hard times distinguishing friendliness and flirting and it’s a problem bc i end up falling for ppl easily LIKE AUGHHH FEMALE RAGE FR

anyways yeah i js need sam winchester to like move my hair out of my face n shit, he’d so do that while ur sleeping, like if there’s any hair across ur face he’d move it and press like the gentlest kisses known to mankind to ur face n skin and it’s he’s js so sweet and gentle, like i js know he’d make u believe in love and he’s the type of person who’s been waiting to tell u his feelings for years and he’ll wait so many more for u to be ready, like even if ur ready and he’s on his deathbed, he’ll still accept u lovingly until his dying breath and then he can die a happy man

anyways sorry abt the somewhat angsty hc im feeling angsty rn😋🤞

-💽

hey that's so valid.. love scares me too :,) i think it's real for sure but that's part of the reason it's so scary imo. but that's really hard T_T it really can be very difficult to tell flirting apart from being friendly... and sometimes guys will flirt but not mean it and that's super sucky :(

dw babes i get the angst <33 i love it too :,) yeah sam's the type to wait forever but never ever pressure you... and might self sabotage by never telling you how he feels if he doesn't think it's the right time for you. sometimes he's too careful, too afraid of hurting you to do anything outside of watch you from afar with big heart eyes and a heavy heart. he also of course thinks he's protecting you by letting you be. he doesn't want to be the cause of your death or you getting hurt or anything. but he still makes you feel so loved and cared for. he'd do anything for you and even though he doesn't want to hurt you with his proximity, he can't hurt you by denying your love if you express it to him. plus his so in love with you.

ugh i love the super angsty idea of him hiding his feelings for you to protect you but that somehow being the thing that gets you hurt/killed. he can never be happy ig :D that's just the type of thing that would happen to him that would affirm his belief that he can never do anything right hahahahahhaha screaming crying why would i say that

anyways ily babes i hope you're doing okay <333

[saerins]

hi aeri !! my classes started today and i officially lost all my will to live 👍🏻 no one told me being a uni student would be this hard

don't get me wrong i love my major but i hate waking up so early in the morning AAAAA and it's only my first year too idk how to do this for another three years

also i'm this 🤏🏻 close to change sides after that eita x y/n oneshot lmao (sae ily babes but you need to step up your game)

—🪼

hello !!! omg happy first day of uni classes :’) it’s the way i felt the same way 😭 what time do you have to wake up ? :o i made my own schedule last time so i made sure to never put anything too early because my ass couldn’t wake up in the mornings </3 but i didn’t really care about my major so i had no motivation haha

it’s the way eita’s slowly converting you guys huh :’) but guys rmb that eita was there since like she was 16ish and sae just got to know her so trust !!!! >:) considering how sae is … yn’s already got it good dw hehehe for now

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

ST4 rewatch

The fact 010's number is shown hints to where this is on the timeline since 010 would have to be older than El and he looks maybe twelve?

010 didn't recognize the sun instantly

He knew of the existence of suns and dogs and cows though so either the kids read or he got taken like Kali did. The latter is unlikely though, otherwise he'd have a greater number than El.

His telepathy works different from El's. 010 could see from Brenner's eyes, whereas El and Henry observe in third person the subject's whereabouts or memories.

They keep showing us Brenner's handwriting???

The light switch is too high up for any kid to reach, so lack of agency (at least visually, there's a bunch of telekinetic kids) but also hostility towards wheelchair users and those with dwarfism, so maybe Brenner's an abelist little shit and specifically designed his building that way even though it's entirely unreasonable.

Getting hot with the door might explain why Henry neglected to kill him, but there's a bunch of other reasons too.

I thought it means down from the cut, but Brenner's nose was bleeding.

Her diorama is in a blue red and white REEBOK box and the logo is on the lid so it's upside-down, this gets a close up in her letter to Mike.

Joyce offers a client to "loan the product before committing" 👀 and "do you realize in not a robot?"

Did El straight up say she doesn't think Nancy would drive Jonathan to college??? No it's fine we respect compound sentences in this house..

Why does Jonathan still have that poster? Why did he ever?

"You were right, it just takes time." El tried to write how fucking miserable she felt but NOW she's lying! Why does she now feel that she has to lie? What changed?

This party always bothers me bc either I'm just autistic or she Mona Lisa-ing at the flowers and I can never tell whether she's serious.

I saw El's girf! (Gothy extra)

"Hard to breath" *gets suffocated*, etc

"High school drop out club" babes the leader has been in HHS for six years and so hasn't dropped out.

*in blue and yellow* "I will repent later" ("fruit on pizza that's blasphemous") (in the CLUES house)

"I woke up looking like a total corpse" *minimal Vickie development* I SWEAR TO GOD DUFFERS IF YOU KILL HER I WILL KILL YOU

Gone from not knowing what Fast Times is to memorizing timestamps for👀some👀reason. THAT'S what I call character development!

Darker version of her green scrunchie bc Max is a 'darker' version of what SHE WAS ALREADY THINKING wow is it too early to cry?

Look at my boy🥺 Jason shut up let him speak

Lucas is number 8

Jason is whether consciously or not playing to the group's sympathy just to get them on his side and make himself look smart, he does it later for angry mob reasons

Want Melissa the girl Steve liked in S3? She died?

What the fuck is a candy ass

Mike and Dustin are kinda making me HATE then right now dw Lucas ily <2

There's a rose quilt on Joyce's pantry

Every time I see Angela I get more annoyed

Her earrings look like teeth

I think the guys behind Lucas are flirting (/hj)

When Max starts talking about her step-dad she's framed with light behind her so you can't see her pupils or irises.

What the FUCK does he mean by Gareth has "a year and a half" left in high school???

"Most desired girl in Hawkins" have you ever spoken to someone besides Jonathan?

I wanna know what Fred said to gross Nancy out

Something something chess in the lab something something chess club at HHS

WHO WAS LOOKING FOR BUTTERFLY SYMBOLISM BECAUSE MAX HAD AN ORANGE ONE IN HER BEDROOM

Spiders (predators) on her fear food (?)

[otomes-world]

Hello there! Congratulations on your milestone sweetie! Imma hop onto the bandwagon of your event hehe~

P.S. I don't even know how I got this but the universe keeps telling me I'll be with my bestie 💅😭✌️ dw babes ily❤️😂

The first thought that came to my mind was "Twisted Wonderland: The Clone Wars". Considering what Cater's unique magic is, this is doubly ironic. Thank you for kind words ☆⌒(≧▽​° )

yandere!Cater Diamond x you

Among all the personalities with whom you managed to get acquainted, with Cater you could communicate more freely. It was fun with him. He knew almost all the latest news, sometimes sharing it with you. You often dined together, continuing to discuss everything in the world. He was the reason you created the Magikam`s account. Now, Diamond could write to you not only in regular messages, but also tag you in almost every post.

You often put your phone on silent so that notifications don't distract you during class. When you turned on the screen, you found a lot of messages. Often they were a single word or just a picture with an emoji. You took it quite casually, although Ace, another friend of yours, often noted how annoying Cater could be. You yourself sometimes noticed this, but you didn’t think that the third year meant something bad, so you often turned a blind eye to his sometimes out of control behavior.

Diamond liked to flirt without putting much meaning into his actions. You were used to this too. The way he threw a well-aimed phrase that was supposed to embarrass you. At first you reacted to them, but after a while they became another part of the communication with Cater. That was his way of speaking.

Then he moved to another level. During joint photos, he pulled you closer than he should have for a friendly photo. This caused slight discomfort, but once again you chose to write it off to a third year`s character.

"Name-chan, I just adore you~! Naturally, you love me too, right~?"

The young man asked, while you didn't react much with the usual yes-yes. There wasn't a day when Cater didn't ask you that question. Involuntarily, you remembered the Evil Queen, who asked the mirror the same question, but judging by the fake expression on face, Diamond didn't like your answer too much. So you turned to him with a sigh.

"Yeah, I like you too," as soon as those words escaped your lips, the third year blossomed immediately.

Turning back, you caught a muffled 'of course, there could not be another' out of the corner of your ear. You frowned slightly, raising your head again to your friend, who, noticing your gaze, immediately returned to his deliberately joyful person.

"What is it, Name-chan?" He asked slightly nervously, peering intently into your face. "Are you tired of Kei-kun?"

Sighing again, you shook your head, "Nah, sorry. I was just thinking. Would you like to go to lunch a little earlier?"

You barely had time to finish when Diamond jumped up from his seat and, grabbing your arm, dragged you towards the cafeteria. Looking at the students' faces that merging into one poorly distinguishable stream, you again thought that this was just Cater's communication style. Or tried to convince yourself of it.

[baraqi]

i feel like sunoo would be into holding hands ever since starts of relationships w him :( LIKE HE ISN'T INTO SKINSHIP APPARENTLY but he wants you to know that he's comfy w u from the start and he'll get around easily and start cuddling you a month in from dating TT

HE'D BE SO OPEN ABT IT TOO LIKE "crowded place? hold my handdd <3" BUT HE'D ALSO START TO HOLD YOUR HAND IF HE WANTS ATTENTION :( if you're already asleep the time he turns off his phone and lays down he'll gently hold your open hand and nuzzle into your neck before falling asleep as well <3

-🍬 , got inactive again SORRY BABES ILY

aw dw welcome back babes😙🫶!

IS HE FR NOT INTO SKINSHIP⁉️ i thought that was his shit🧎🏻‍♀️

this is SOSOSO CUTE TOO🙁🫶 esp if ur his first relationship he’d just be so excited to have someone to dump all his love onto😭 being able to hold u whenever he wants n keeping ur hand in his all the time (if ur fine with it ofc💆‍♀️) he’d be such a sweet and loving bf </3

[mrskodzuken]

How I Met Your Friend

pairing: Kozume Kenma x f!Filo!reader

genre: mostly fluff with crack (and tiiiiiiiiny suggestive) bits.

wc: 1.7k

tw/cw: all characters are aged 18+ (also timeskip), established relationship, alcohol, food, some suggestive bits (implied breeding kink + ‘submissive and breedable’ meme used as a joke, but nothing serious; still sfw dw 👌🏻), a few Tagalog words… hmm, have some tissues ready ig? Also Hinata, too 😅

a/n: for @ichigomis ’s “Nice to Meet You” collab; also my lengthiest fic to boot. After reading the event rules, I was practically excited to do this (while ignoring my other wips 😭/hj), and I did it in such a short period of time since joining. Thank you as always for beta reading this adorable fic: my wifey @atsuminthe @mirakeul @sunshinetoshi and @love-amihan ily all mwah ♥️

**More notes at the end of the post**

[Thursday, 17:36.]

“Ahh~ I’m done!” You stretched in your seat in front of the computer with your arms raised upwards, the Chubby Bunny challenge’s final video rendering on the screen. You moved your swiveling chair a bit and leaned back, hollering: “Kenma, the Chubby Bunny video will be up later!”

“M’kay!” He yelled back from his game room. You giggled to yourself; even when the connection went out days ago, at least you both did something productive that time. And a few candid shots of Kenma’s cheeks stuffed with marshmallows, you thought, pressing the Home button on your phone to show one of them that made it as your phone’s lock screen wallpaper.

“Kitten, Shoyo’s coming here in a bit,” your boyfriend said, his footsteps padding softly from behind, until you felt a pair of lips on top of your head. His arms wrapped around your shoulders, enveloping you in a back bear hug, the gamer’s chin resting on your head. “He said he’s bringing some snacks for you?”

Your eyes flickered up, not wanting to move your head to face Kenma. “Snacks for me?” you asked in a puzzled tone, then remembered something and chuckled. “Ah… that.”

“Hm? What’s ‘that’ you’re talking about? Why are you chuckling, Y/N—is there something that I don’t know?”

You smiled and reached for his hand, rubbing small circles with your thumb. “Um… I asked Shou-chan to bring me some balut and homemade spicy vinegar when he travels back from Team Japan’s practice match with our own National Men’s Volleyball Team in the Philippines. And… maybe we can shoot a follow-up to the food vlog we did back at my home country months ago, together with him?”

Kenma shuddered, the images of him barfing and spitting the balut he ate on the ground and the feeling of the unborn baby duck’s bones and hair on his tongue still fresh as fuck in his mind. He quickly squashed your cheeks, annoyed. “No. I have so many nightmares about that, don’t remind me, please. Thank you.”

[17:54]

“Y/N-chan, here are the goods that you asked for,” your friend Hinata handed you a big ass white sando bag; you got it—your other hand supporting the bottom of the bag—before carefully placing it on top of the dining table. “Finally, ahh~ I’ve been craving these for weeks! There wasn’t a nearby Filipino specialty store that sells them. Wait, let me get some bowls and rock salt.” You got up from your seat and headed towards the kitchen, opening the upper cupboards to grab the jar of rock salt.

“Craving? Nee, Kenma, is she pregnant or just hungry as always?”

“Hmm… who knows? But I don’t mind getting her pregnant and have a little Y/N and little Kenma roaming around the house.”

“KYANMAAAAA!” You stomped your way towards the living room, carrying three cans of light beer, some chips and small plastic bowls (the top bowl has rock salt in it) on your arms, your face flushed like a tomato. “I heard that!”

Kenma let out a small ‘oops’ and stood on his knees to help you place the beer cans on the table. “Sorry about that, kitten! But, Y/N babe, you look submissive and breedable to me,” he continued on.

An evil smile plastered on your face while you glanced at your boyfriend, knuckles cracking in the process. “Arara~ Is this your payback for that follow-up I’ve suggested earlier, Kozume-san? Well then, I’ll be glad to film you eating more balut until kingdom come~”

He shuddered again, averting your eyes. “Okay, I’ll stop now.”

Y/N-chan’s reeeeeeeally scary, Hinata thought, sweat began to form on his forehead, before opening his can.

[A few moments later…]

“Shoyo, did Y/N tell you how we met each other?”

Hinata looked at Kenma, puzzled, tapping one end of his balut on the table before peeling the cracked shell away with his fingers. “Hm? I remembered she mentioned something about apple pie before, nothing else.”

You sprinkled some rock salt on the opening of your balut before slurping all of the tasty soup inside. “Ah~ delicious as always! And there’s more to apple pie that I haven’t told Shou-chan yet, kitten!” you winked.

[Spring, 2014.]

I’m hungry… What should I get for lunch? You thought as your eyes quickly scanned the whole shelf of boxed lunches, onigiri, breads and pastries, and bottled drinks near the cashier counter, your mouth salivating. You haven’t eaten a full meal since last night (pulled an all-nighter and only ate some chips) and woke up late the next day, completely missing eating breakfast. So, here you are inside the nearest 7-Eleven, buying something to eat for lunch.

“Ah! I’ll take a spicy tuna onigiri,” you mumbled as your hand quickly but gently grabbed the wrapped triangle, “and this,” a medium-sized bottle of iced fruit tea.

Maybe a few sweet and savory pastries, too. For merienda (afternoon snack)! You picked a pizza panini sandwich and were going to get the last slice of apple pie at the upper-left corner of the shelf when a hand shot through your vision from the right and snatched the dessert away.

“Ah, excuse me, if you don’t mind, I’ll be taking this.” A soft and sweet voice rang like music through your ears as you turned your head around to find its owner, and stared at almost-shoulder-length strands of brown and blonde hair donned in a half-bun style, some of it practically hid the person’s face.

Hm? Vice Ganda? Your wide eyes blinked twice at the sudden thought, but it’s impossible. This person was roughly an inch taller than you, whereas the aforementioned Filipino host/comedian’s height is around 180 cm, much taller than both you and this person standing and slouching beside you. And it’s impossible for them to travel to Japan on a weekday when they have a TV show to tape on a daily basis before a live audience!

Then you noticed a sliver of the person’s hidden face—his face—and whispered breathily, “Pretty…,” eyes twinkling and cheeks slightly blushing at the lovely sight.

Big golden cat-like eyes met yours as the bicolored guy suddenly looked at you before quickly averting your gaze and shifted his gaze to a cup of flavored flan on the lower shelf row in a shy manner. That gave you a clear and closer look at the guy’s pretty (and now-reddening) face. He was fair-skinned and would pass as some member of a male idol group or a trainee from Johnny’s Entertainment, with such good looks like his. Ang gwapo ni Kuya (he’s so handsome), you internally squealed. His hair kind of resembled a cup of pudding given the equal ratio of his natural brown hair to fading dyed blonde tips plus the length. His eyes were beautiful for a guy’s despite the dark circles, with long eyelashes fringing them. He had a cute pointy nose that’d look much cuter when pinched, which you’d fight the urge to reach with your hand since you both were strangers to each other. I bet his cheeks are good for poking—they look soft, you thought until your eyes locked on his pouty and drying lips. Your throat went dry.

“M-miss?” the soft-spoken boy tried calling your attention by waving his hand in front of you. “Hey, are you alright?”

You snapped out of your reverie and, feeling embarrassed by your weird behavior, began apologizing to him, much to the guy’s chagrin—that further reddened his face, you kind of noticed.

The puddinghead guy tried calming you down, but started to panic and looked side by side for malicious onlookers; luckily, aside from the staff tending the cashier who was busy organizing boxes of cigarettes at the back of the counter, you two were the only ones who are inside right now.

“I’m really so—huh?” You stared blankly at the wrapped slice of apple pie being placed on your hands… the same apple pie slice that he grabbed minutes ago. You tilted your head on one side, a puzzled look etched on your face.

“It’s yours, I’m giving it to you,” he mumbled, his hand hiding half of his face, eyes still avoiding you and the tips of his ears getting redder by the second. He cleared his throat and, pointing at the food you were holding, added, “Is that all you’re buying?”

You nodded. “Uh… y-yes. Why?” Huh? What’s happening here?

The puddinghead guy picked a bottle of green tea, a club sandwich and a cup of Japanese flan, before facing you again, his eyes still avoiding yours. “I’ll pay for it, to return your compliment earlier.”

You blinked twice. A stranger paying for my food? Because I told him he’s pretty? “T-thank you for your offer, but you don’t have to do that, you know? Since we’ve only met just now…”

He smiled sheepishly, and your heart fluttered at how adorable he is. “I insist, please.” He put his open (and free) hand in front of you. “Kozume. Kozume Kenma.”

Which you took with your free hand and shook it, grinning sweetly. “L/N. Y/N L/N. Nice to meet you, Kozume-san!”

“And that’s how I met Y/N,” Kenma finished, sipping away the remains of his beer can. “It’s kind of embarrassing, though.”

“Oh, shut it! If Natsu ever hears your cute encounter story, she’ll be over the moon, I swear!” the former Karasuno middle blocker exclaimed, his eyes sparkling.

“I know, right?” You giggled, imagining Hinata’s younger sister squealing and gushing with delight at how adorable your first encounter with Kenma was. “How I wish Nacchan’s also here~”

“Next time, I’ll try bringing her here! Natsu also misses both you and Kenma to bits.”

After saying goodbye to Hinata later—he had to catch a train ride back to Osaka—you cleaned up the dishes in the sink when you felt your boyfriend shyly tug at the hem of your loose shirt, his head hanging low.

“Kenma? What’s wrong?”

He shook his head gently before he smiled, looking at you lovingly. “Nothing, kitten. I’m glad I met you on that fateful day, inside the konbini.”

Your heart swelled at his statement, tears threatening to come out. You smiled back, both your hands intertwined. “Me too… I love you, Kenma. So, so much!”

Kenma brought your hand to his lips and kissed it. “I know… I know. And I love you, Y/N, always. With all my heart, remember that.”

notes:

The fic title, “How I Met Your Friend” is a play on the American sitcom, “How I Met Your Mother”.

Y/N mentioned both the Chubby Bunny challenge and the Filipino food vlogs she and Kenma did, which are two of my actual Kenma drabbles set in the same au as HIMYF (though “Chubby Bunny” is an unfinished wip inspired by Converge—yep, the Converge—and HIMYF is set after the events of “Kodzuken Tries Eating Filipino Food for the First Time” and “Kodzuken vs Balut”).

Y/N and Kenma are of the same age, with Y/N born six months earlier than him. They’re both 19 years old when they first met, and became friends for around three years until Kenma asked her to be his girlfriend on Y/N’s 22nd birthday. After that, she moved in and lived at Kenma’s house until now.

Y/N met Hinata in the Philippines in 2018 (both not knowing that Kenma is their mutual friend; Kenma hasn’t asked her the above mentioned question yet at that time), while the former’s on vacation and the latter has a prior commitment together with the MSBY Black Jackals in her home country.

Little did Y/N and Kenma know, they both attend the same university but had different degrees/courses; also Y/N was accepted in said uni through a scholarship grant from her previous school in the Philippines, and lived with a Japanese host family until after graduation before moving in to the Kozume residence.

Y/N is a closeted aidoru/idol wota. Her favorite idol group is Morning Musume.

references:

Vice Ganda look (similar to Kenma’s); the Philippine TV show quoted in the fic is It’s Showtime!

Johnny’s Entertainment/Johnny & Associates

“How to Eat Balut Like a Filipino” by theculturetrip.com

the Kenma x f!Filo!reader alternate universe post

The Cat’s General Taglist (new form link here): @tejxswini @roanniee @thesimphouse @cotton-curse

DO NOT REPOST/EDIT WITHOUT PERMISSION. PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME, KIDS. REBLOGS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. ALL WORKS © MadKittyBlossom - 2021.

My Masterlist

[pixcldust]

2 A.M. TEXTS

ft. miya atsumu, kuroo tetsuro, semi eita

with | gn!reader

warnings | swear words

a/n | NOT ME ACTING LIKE MY EXAMS ALREADY OVER 😹😹😹 n e ways have some hcs mwah ily drink some water

+ | tumblr is refusing to let me add a read more break without messing up the order/pics so please accept it without the break first 😰 i'll try to edit it in tomorrow bc it's 1am right now lmfaoo 🤪🤪

MIYA ATSUMU

• lowkey headcanon this guy to be kinda a night owl too

• like, unless he has a major game tomorrow, then he’ll probably be awake at 2am so feel free to shoot him a text

• but if you send him a “i cant sleep :(” then man’s gonna take it REAL far

• “my parents arent home rn so if you want to come over, i could help you… sleep ;))) ”

• STFUU 😩

• he might not even be h0rny, he’s just Like That

• that’s just his sense of humor 😭😭 yea it might be mine too shush

• you just wanted to chill and chat bc insomnia’s getting the best of you, so whY-

• but once you get past that, he’d actually be really pleasant to text with

• yall might even facetime just because

• there’s just SO MUCH to talk about???

• topics range from dumb pickup lines to Deep Talk

• ngl eventually you guys might make some secsi jokes,,,, its inevitable im sorry

• no im nOT a nsfw writer

• but it’s 2am ok the Early Morning High is bound to hit different

• “damn ok im on my way,,, get those cuffs ready babe😼😼”

• JDHDNDCJ????3!%;÷)÷*?

• FUCK, NEITHER OF YOU CAN TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

• ur neighbours: who tF is cackling like that at 3 in the morning????

KUROO TETSURO

• i think it’s 50/50 with this boy

• like he’s either still awake and reading like a nerddd or he’s fast asleep

• but if you do shoot him a text message, send him something random

• like out of nowhere, just “did you know some snails have hairy shells?”

• he’s got a quick response time (although not as fast as atsumu) so just wait a minute for him to pick up his phone

• OH AND send him a pic of the hairy shells!!

• “thanks! i hate it!!”

• you know he’s gonna reply with an equally weird fact

• kuroo has a fair share of general knowledge too so just go wild

• will not question why you’re on the wikipedia page for snails bc lbr, he’s been there before 😔

• such a funny sweetheart about your random messages

• also he’s be awake with you throughout, even if he gets a little sleepy 🥺🥺🥺

• sir,,, hand in marriage please,,,,,,

• but definitely will throw in a “y/n, it’s almost 3:30 pls get some sleep before class tomorrow”

• hm……. no.

• WAIT YOU SHOULD ASK TO CALL

• his deep, kinda rough voice at 2am because he hasn’t used it in the past two hours ,,,,, mmmmmm,,,,

• lowkey he might fall asleep on call 🙊

• pls forgive him he’s just a very big babie

SEMI EITA

• listen

• if you texted this man at 2am

• his immediate response would be “it’s too early y/n. go to sleep.”

• BOO 🍅 BORING ASS BIJ 🍅🍅

• jkjk i love him but yall gotta admit that he’d be all 🙄😐

• “ffs y/n, you have a class tomorrow at 8”

• “and??? your point?????”

• dw he’d just take a deep breath and be like omfg why am i in love with this idiot

• yes bby he loves you mwah

• when he gets past that tho,,,

• listening to music together on spotify 😳😳

• you guys would take turns choosing songs and it’d be so cutee

• yeah he’d be into,, idk alt rock or indie rock ?

• but he’s not an ASS, he’d be okay with indie pop and mainstream and whatever else is your fave genre

• in between, he’d be so down to hearing you talk about your hobbies or a show you’ve been watching

• and like,, he’ll tell you about how he’s writing a song or what funny thing happened in his class or during training

• UGH HE’S JUST SO FINE AND SO CUTE

• omg yall can video call and he’d share his screen

• both of you watching ghibli movies tgt at 3 in the morning : 🥰🥴

• it is just so peaceful being with this boy

[eruhatesu]

Do you write gojohime fics and if not, can you recommend me people who're good at writing gojohime fics? I have a writing idea but I'm not good at writing so I want someone who's good at it to do it properly.

hi! Sorry babe I dont write (and when I did, it’s just pure crack hehe)

but I got few of my gojohime writer moots over here on tumblr (bc most of them are on twt and idk if they have tumblr). But I also know they are currently working on a number of wips so Im not sure who among them are open for a collab..…. but I guess you can approach them ;p dw they dont bite (??) Hehe

here they are, my beloved:

@halspur

@otherthingsonhold

@noritoshiikamo (soon gojohime writer.VERY SOON?)

@novellenight

@mamo-chxn

@floriene-of-the-sea

@bochibochi23

@avocadoconstant

@verycoolpeaches

@kenrik

also, sorrymasen for putting the spotlight on u guys uwu . Ily ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

if I missed a gojohime writer moot or you wanna do this collab with anon, lmk! ;)