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cubfan135 but he's a literal bear
#cubfan135#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#mcyt#art#i love drawing bears#he's a shapeshifter of sorts#or a werebear#whichever you prefer#also he has a snaggletooth
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#homestuck#hom3stuck#jake english#dirk strider#dirkjake#gore#blood#dismemberment#cannibalism#implied...#admin draws#fanart#my first dirkjake 50% of the tags are tws lmfaooo#anyways. simple ish doodle to get comfy using medibang again#idk if this is how page of hope and brain ghost powers work but can you imagine if he could just make infinite dirks. wouldnt that be cray#im still an apprentice of this ship tho so ill keep taking notes... theres much to think about#also in love with the hc that jake has a snaggletooth situation going on. ohmeiios i owe u my life
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It started as a gag character and now hes an actual peak lord oc 🧍🧍🧍
Info about him below:
Gao Xun 高寻/ Gao Qingxi 高清系, Peak Lord of the Yindao Peak 隐刀峰 (Intelligence Peak).
Has two siblings, Gao Yunhua and Gao Yunlan.
Fun tidbits:
A massive gossip and very dramatic (once a woman tried to set him up to be her child's absent father but unfortunately she choose so gao xun played the role so well it went from 'scumbag lover leaving his wife and son to poverty' to 'star crossed lover together at last sob story'. dw they found the father and have a happy ending) .
If he was born in modern times he would have been a theatre kids and into kpop dances.
Loves wine so much. You could exchange informations for a good baijiu. Would not exchange vital informations about the sect with it tho. He has integrity. Even tho he's crying for that wine on the inside.
He love wine but for the taste? He doesn't like getting drunk bc its annoying but he does love the taste. Often volunteered to Zui Xian peak lord to be the taste tester for her newest wine. The numbers of him going to Qian Cao due to being poisoned by it is uncountable.
Despite the fact that he's hospitalied often due to missions, he's a model patient. As long as he's inside the medical wing that is.
Has mediocre skills in various areas due to his high curiosity but short interest retention span. Unless it involves intelligence gathering, assassination and poison making, his skills are passable.
Is faceblind, but he will never admit it. (The reason why he even know that is bc he tried to paint his shifu's face and it turned out very different. Also the reason why he didn't know shen yuan and shen jiu are twins, even though he has met shen yuan multiple times)
Hate scallions pancakes so much bc he once made so many and ate so many he made himself sick and couldn't look at it the same way anymore
Loves ambushing Liu Qingge under the reason "to make sure our vanguard can survive suprise attacks". So far its working and it did help lqg became more vigilant.
Also loves disguising and crossdressing and has multiple identities to use outside of Cang Qiong. Example: Courtesan Ming, Merchant Jiao, Scholar Bai etc
Has two cats, white one named Qiuqiu and the other black one named Yuanyuan. Found them near the inn his sister owns.
#[art.png]#svsss#gao xun#gao qingxi#please dont drag me for the name i hope very well it works and sounds like a name#so fun fact: hes actually was a ymj oc b4 i chuck him into cour intrigue setting and then i chuck him here#thats why hes purple.#also he has a snaggletooth!!! bc i want jim to. he looks hot with it#also yeah yindao peak is the twelfth peak#hes the xiao shidi of the peak lords even tho hes the second oldest after yqy#also i have designs for other peak lords ocs. im just too obsessed with this guy
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Simon w/ his black cat GF🐈⬛🖤
She's def a cat lover and prefers her cat to pretty much everyone. A total introvert, which he's totally drawn to because she's as quietly clever and judgemental as he is.
She brings out his golden retriever loverboy side, which no one's done before, and all of his friends are utterly perplexed by how whipped he is.
He wants her because she's so unattainable and unbothered by him - like yes she thinks he's sexy as fuck and wants to climb him like a tree, but she's not gonna give his big ass Lieutenant ego that boost.
She's lowkey a little weird, a little unnerving, and she loves it. Most guys approach her and are very swiftly deterred by her intentionally unsettling vibe - Simon though? This man likes a challenge, especially one as pretty as her.
He thinks her general unbothered-ness and confidence in herself is really, really fucking sexy.
She also likes how he's still reasonably dominant in their relationship, likes how it gives her the space to be bratty and intentionally rile Simon up just so that he'll put her in her place, unlike her exes who pulled the whole "Why are you mad at me?🥺" shpiel. She hated that shit.
Simon? Yeah, no, he's perfectly happy to stuff his fingers in her mouth or give her a firm slap on the ass when she runs her mouth, loves the way her eyes go wide in surprise before she settles back into him, smiling when he presses little kisses into her hair with a quiet "There's my girl. Gonna behave f'me?"
Her cat loves him too, comes and settles on his lap when he sits on the couch whilst she showers or something and he just doesn't know how to react. He's a dog person, but he has to admit that her little snaggletoothed black rescue cat is kinda cute.
At the beginning of their relationship she tries not to be super clingy, but eventually gives up and is just super begrudgingly needy for him. She would ideally like to live in his skin or be actually physically attached to him at all times but she'll settle for perpetually sitting on his lap or having him carry her around the house like a koala.
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Hello, I like your haikyu headcanons and was wondering if you could do tendou headcanons?:)
tendou headcanons ₊˚⊹♡
thank u for the request!! i feel like tendou doesn’t get a lot of love nowadays so this one is for all the tendou fans (•̀ᴗ•́ )و
he def just makes up songs randomly and sings them for you (usually just to make you laugh)
his shoes usually aren’t tied and he never noticed until someone points it out
imagine tendou with a snaggletooth (i saw someone on tiktok say this and CANNOT STOP THINKING ABT IT it so cute)
constantly does impersonations of characters (he’s actually kind of decent)
little trinket collector
chronically picks at his lips and always ends up bleeding
also picks at his nails/fingers
always celebrates your small little wins with you (yaaayyyy!!)
always comes up with silly games to play when you guys are bored
randomly drops lore on you
makes scary faces at kids if they’re staring for too long
i feel like he’d lowkey listen to tommy heavenly6
hates calling during the day but will have a full convo with you through voice messages
does not let anyone pick on you AT ALL like he’ll get super protective and use his ‘scary’ looks to his advantage to freak people out
encourages you to step out of your comfort zone and try new things
some days social anxiety is scared of him, then the next day he’s too anxious to even go outside
constantly begging you to let him do your makeup even if you don’t wear it (he botched you)
but he still gets insecure sometimes and needs to hear praises and reassurance
let’s you style/cut his hair for him
probably had a random pet growing up, like he found a frog or turtle outside and kept it as a pet
draws on his arms and legs when he gets bored
always scares you, like he waits around the corner for you then jumps out and scares you
has a HUGE sweet tooth
i feel like he would have a really bad memory but keeps all important dates written down, don’t ask him what he ate for dinner because he doesn’t remember
sits in the shower
playful teasing as a love language
watches mukbang videos while he eats
genuinely has a hard time voicing how he feels about people so he uses humor to mask his emotions and now nobody takes him seriously
shockingly the best guy to go to when you need to cheer up, and not because he’d make you laugh but he just knows what to say?? if that makes sense
like he tells you what he wishes someone told him when he was in middle school
always makes sure nobody is left out in a group activity
has the craziest diet, like i feel like he’d eat like a toddler
average tendou meal consists of a yoohoo chocolate milk, a pizza lunchable and a handful of grapes and that’s enough to hold him over for the day
sports garfield pajama pants ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
i feel like he’d also listen to alice in chains
but i also feel like he’d listen to gorillaz
his knees are always bruised (prob from volleyball)
has an impressive figure collection of his favorite manga character :3
sorry guys this is like 30% me projecting 70% tendou hcs 😭
#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu imagines#haikyu fluff#haikyuu fluff#haikyu x reader#haikyuu smau#hq#haikyuu masterlist#haikyuu mlist#tendou#tendou satori#tendou x reader#hq tendou#haikyuu tendou#tendou x you#tendou headcanon#tendou headcanons#tendou imagine#tendou drabble#tendou fluff#tendou angst#tendou hcs#tendo#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu hc
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I REALLY LOVE THE STRAIGHTFOWARD WEREWOLVES SOAP. OMG. Its just really funny in my head, imagine the way soap would act so shameless around the reader, uncaring about the stare he got because thats just how they are! The werewolves race with their no-shit and unfiltered attitude, and oh if they take interest in you, prepare your heart especially if you has a weak one; because surely they'll cling their every waking moment with you, sniffing every spots of you that they can reach. Absurd yet endearing flirtiratios compliments would hurled at you, catching you off guard cause they just come out of nowhere. Baring their fangs at potential rivals, worst case scenario if its their own race, because they can and will get violent, best calmed the werewolves down before anything awful happened. Just a thing between werewolves to prove which one is the stronger and more qualified, whose more worthy of your love, in their point of view.
If you have the time can you make a short fic, it would be the highlight of my life for weeks!!
Okay yes but also because I love needy clingy pathetic Soap too much lol
CW: NSFW, gn reader, grinding, somnophillia, quick and rough.
You've noticed that Soap has started to act. . . strange.
He's started trying to feed you all types of stuff, mostly meat, seeking you out at all times of the day. You'll see him go out to the woods and come back with some large animal, and an hour later he'll be coming to you with a plate of food and a 'Kiss the cook' apron on (every time you have to bite back from drawing attention to the fact the arrows point down to his dick). "Hey, need that wonderful mouth of yer's to try this out." He says, watching with rapt attention as you try his food, taking every critique with a wagging tail.
And if you like his food, oh, there's a giant grin spreading across his face. "Yeah, ye like that?" He comes closer, the plate in your hands forcing distance between you two. "Reckon this cook should get a reward." He's already stepping around to press his chest flush with your back before he can finish his sentence, and you don't have the heart to stop him because the food is mouth watering and he's just scenting you, even if the occasional flick of his tongue against your nape makes you shiver. (You, again, try not to draw attention to a hard bulge grinding into your ass)
That's the other thing. He's gotten really clingy.
He's always been clingy with all the team members, nuzzling his cheek against Gaz, whining like a kicked puppy when pushes him away with a hand on his face, tail wagging as he scents Price. Usually he's satisfied after he's done scenting the lads in your team, happy to continue with his business.
But with you. . .
You can't even sit on the couch for five seconds before his burly body is snuggling up to you, taking his seat in your lap like he owns it, like he's a lap dog. Doesn't even excuse himself before his hands are groping your biceps as he nuzzles your neck. "Aye, yer so hoht," He purrs, full body rubbing against you. "Could use ye fer a blanket on cold nights." You don't know how to feel about that, his words causing your mind to stutter long enough for him to replace the scents lingering on you with his own.
And when someone enters to find you like this, he doesn't even throw them a glance, gripping onto you like a koala and all you can do is mouth a 'help me'. Doesn't work though, as the second he senses someone is getting near he's growling like a monster truck's engine, glaring at the poor sod with his face still stuck in your neck.
Or, if you're busy with something, he'll saddle up to you, ears perked up. "Oi, bonnie, hold som'ting fer me." He'll whine, tugging on your arm until you sigh.
"Fine, just give it here." You growl, holding out your arm, still concentrated on what you're doing.
Next thing you know you're cupping his jaw, his head resting on your hand. "Anyone ever tell ye, yer got perfect hands te grope with?" Johnny grins at you, that one snaggletooth fang pinching his lip, using your confusion to rub the scent glands in his cheeks against your palm, making sure you smell like him.
You shake out of your stupor and pull your hand back, resisting giving in when he gives you such a heartbroken whine. "No, Johnny." You growl and shoo him away, but he still manages to brush his tail against your leg.
You make the mistake to fall asleep on the communal couch after a grueling day of training recruits. When Johnny finds you, his nose immediately trying to get a whiff of your scent, he growls when he can barely get traces of it beneath the smell of dirt and sweat and way too many people when the only scent you should have on you is his. His inner wolf growls along with him, his ears pricking up straight, staring at your sleeping form.
He's more than happy to rectify your mistake.
He lays on top of you, purring happily to himself when you don't even shift. "Good mate," He hums to himself, wrapping around you like a blanket, face buried in your neck once again. His hands slide beneath your shirt, making him pant into your skin from the sensation of your muscles beneath his hands. He moves his body slowly, seeking to have as much skin contact as he can, mouth watering and angel bells ringing in his skull at how he can taste his scent replacing everyone else's on your skin.
He doesn't notice when he starts to nibble on your neck, but it's the sensible next move, what better way to keep competition away than let everyone know you're taken? Johnny's marks bloom across your throat as he sucks hickeys into your skin, his wolf and himself standing on common ground to make sure you're covered in his marks.
He pulls back his head to look at his work and groans, cock immediately hardening in his pants from you covered in his marks. His hips gain a life of their own, thighs gripping your own as he grinds down, already half drunk on your scent.
You wake up to find his hot breath fanning over your face, the sensation of something hard grinding against your leg dissipating any residual drowsiness. "Johnny, what the fuck?" You ask, voice rough from sleep, only now registering his weight on top of you.
"'m sorry bonnie," Johnny whines, burying his face into your neck to muffle his whining. "Just- hah- needed ye."
You grumble, but you can't hide the way heat burns through your veins at the sight of him, his face flushed, claws gripping you like you'll disappear, desperately humping against your leg.
"I can see that." You say, tensing your thigh to give aid him in his grinding, your eyes growing wide at the loud moan that escapes him, like he's a whore on camera.
"Oh, shite, thank ye, thank ye, thank ye-" He whines, his humping growing faster, butterflies fluttering in his stomach at the way you hadn't pushed him away, that you're accepting his advances, muttering 'mate' under his breath as he chases after his orgasm.
He cums before either one of you knows it, a dark stain forming in his pants as he bites down and groans into your neck. You grunt, but Soap's quick to release your skin and lap at the aching spots with his tongue, soothing the pain.
"'m sorry bonnie." He mumbles, cock still hard in his pants, his wolfish eyes settling on you. Shame nibbles on his stomach for cumming so fast when he can't smell a lot of arousal on you, his wolf growling at him to show you how good he can be.
You jump when his hand slides down to grip your crotch roughly, his pupils dilating at the way a small moan slips past your lips. "Lemme make it up fer ye yeah?"
#gnome's tea break#gnome correspondence#cod mw2#x reader#trinkets from the hoard#john soap mactavish#john soap mactavish x reader#monster cod au#monster 141 au#soap x reader#gn reader
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Ghoul teeth headcanons anyone? (Hey tag spam and long post! Sorry ^^') - 🐕
ALPHA: Alpha's teeth are large and dull. They were once sharp and pointed, however, because of his terrible chewing habit, they have gotten marginally duller. Despite his duller canines, he has a throat and tongue similar to a penguin, covered in backwards pointed spines.
OMEGA: Omega's top teeth are flat, and so are the majority of his bottom teeth. However, he does have two tusks that peek out from his bottom lip in an orc-like manner. They are about 5 inches or 12 centimeters in length and need to be kept maintained.
CHAIN: Chain's teeth are similar to a shark's, all of them being sharp and regenerative. However, Chain only has one row of deadly teeth, but frequently gets them knocked out or loses them. He can be missing teeth one day and have brand new ones the next.
BIG EARTH: Earth's teeth are entirely flat, resembling a goat's or other grass eating field animals. This is also an evolutionary result of his extremely long tongue not having enough room in his poor mouth.
LAKE: Lake has no teeth. He is completely nonverbal and cannot speak if he tried, he can only make small noises. Unlike other water ghouls, he is most closely related to his element. He does not need food, so he has no need for teeth to chew.
AERO: Aero's canine teeth are retractable, but aside from that feature, his are most close to human teeth in the cast of Opus/Infestissumam ghouls. Similar to Vampires in modern media, he can retract and detract his fangs. However, this is for intimidation and not sucking blood.
IVY: Ivy's teeth are also very similar to a goat's mixed with that of a human's, his underbite leaving him a bit of a snaggletooth exposed from his jaw. It's very rarely seen from stage because of his mask, but without it, it is one of his most distinct features.
RIVER: River's teeth are piranha-like. Unlike Chain's, they are not thick and sharp. His teeth are small line needles, opening his mouth to reveal a line of unevenly sized sewing needles. He was evolved to eat smaller creatures, hence why he does not have massive and tearing teeth.
DELTA: Delta's teeth are flat and hidden in the back of his throat like a goldfish's. However, he does wear dentures since he worries about scaring the Papas or his human fans and friends. Whenever he eats, he takes them out and seemingly swallows food whole, chewing in his throat.
COWBELL: Cowbell's teeth are more adjacent to an actual cow's. He only shows the bottom row of his teeth when he talks, because he does nor have an upper layer of teeth. He is a pure vegetarian simply because he is not evolved to eat meat.
MIST: Mist's teeth are sharp, jaded like the spine of a porcupine. She has to wear protection under her mask considering they scrape the inside of her mouth when she plays. She also needs her mouth guard to sleep. Because of the way she evolved, it makes her having her mouth closed very uncomfortable.
IFRIT: Ifrit's teeth are nearly identical to a wolf's, just featured in a smaller maw. He has long canines on his top and lower jaw, a gap between his front teeth and his canine so his lower canine can comfortably place in his mouth. His back teeth are also extraordinarily sharp, his mouth was made for ripping and tearing.
AETHER: Aether's teeth most closely resemble a human's out of the whole cast. He has regular molars and slightly sharp canines but not to an inhuman extent. He is the one who manicures Omega's tusks!
DEWDROP (WATER): Dewdrop's teeth are varied and also resemble a human's, but with the unfortunate twist that they are completely retractable. He usually is toothless whenever he is by himself, but unleashes his teeth on stage or in questionable situations. Similar to how cats use their claws. Sometimes they go away or come out on their own without his say, which annoys him deeply.
ZEPHYR: Zephyr's teeth are normal as well, but he has two layers of them. This is because he has evolved to open his mouth and protrude the outer layer to make himself seem scarier despite his dull teeth (considered dull to other ghouls). He can also unhinge his jaw like a snake! Which lets his mouth look bigger and scarier than it is as well.
PEBBLE: Pebble's mouth is almost a beak if it wasn't for the sharp teeth circling around the inner part of his mouth, just bordering his throat. Unlike the other Earth ghouls, Pebble's mouth almost comes off as more of a predator mouth than that of prey.
MOUNTAIN: Mountain continues Big Earth's legacy with the flat teeth, still akin to a goat's. This is more fitting considering Mountain's body resembles a goat strongly as well. However, his teeth are rather crooked, so he currently has braces to fix their appearance.
CUMULUS: Cumulus's front teeth are much sharper than her back teeth. Her front row of teeth can be mistaken as a carnivore's, but her back molars are very useless for chewing meat as they are just as dull as Mountain's. She does like to use her bitey front teeth to spook her friends, though.
CIRRUS: Cirrus has the sharpest teeth out of the ghoulette's, even rivaling Mist's. However, she evolved to avoid Mist's plight of uncomfortable teeth. Her two large canine teeth are constantly exposed, poking out from under her lips. They look like the fangs of a Sabertooth, if not as long, length and thin but extremely sturdy. They are venomous when she chooses them to be, but work as a sedative and not a poison.
SWISS: Swiss is... Well, his teeth are very regular on the surface. His teeth are rather normal, a bit sharper than your average ghoul. His special feature regarding his teeth and mouth is the fact he can show his gums similar to a threatened dog. His gums are black, like most ghoul's, but contrasting with his pearly whites can be a frightened sight if you are in the middle of a dark room.
RAIN: Rain's teeth are sharper than a normal person's, but not quite shark level like Chain's. It is very clear that Rain descended from the same generational evaluation that Chain and Mist did, his teeth being thick and sharp, and he has two long canines right beside one another.
SODOMIZER (FIRE): Sodo's teeth are still somewhat retractable, but other's have permanently stuck in place. His fangs got sharper after the element transformation, making it much more difficult to retract them or the surrounding teeth. Overall, his teeth just got much sharper and similar to Ifrit's but not quite as canine-like.
SUNSHINE: Sunshine has a row of sharp teeth on her upper row, her lower jaw being much duller. She has a bit of an overbite as well, leading to her mouth being open a lot of the time. Her canines are her sharpest teeth, thick but sharp on the ends. She has kind of the "classical monster" mouth.
AURORA: Very similarly to Swiss, Aurora's teeth are not her main attraction. She is a snarler, even unintentionally. Her gums go farther down onto her teeth than Swiss's, so even when she smiles, it gives off the ominous impression of a grimace. Her teeth themselves are quite sharp, only a tad sharper than other ghouls, but duller compared to most.
PHANTOM: Phantom's teeth are very human-like since he is very evolutionarily close to Aether, he didn't really have a need for large fangs or harsh bites.
PHIL: Phil is a shapeshifting ghoul so his teeth are pretty varied. However, for interviews, he usually sticks with the classic human look, or sharp canines and nothing too excessive.
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Random Hatchetfield Headcanons
The first time Alice Woodward ever smoked weed was when (after much inner turmoil) she asked Deb to shotgun it with her.
Max has two snaggletoothed incisors which is why people swear to god he has fangs.
Deb also has a snaggletooth which is what inspired the vampire part of Alice’s vampiric sapphic play. Alice also thinks it’s ironic she made a vampire character when Deb is a vegan.
Ruth as a Sophmore hit on Senior Alice a lot. Alice thought it was funny and she and Deb “adopted” her. Max and Steph also put the PANIC in bi panic for Ruth.
Max would find it weirdly hot that Grace wears bathing suits under her clothes because of the idea that he gets to see what her body looks like before even she does.
The hospital is downtown, so Becky Barnes definitely got infected in TGWDLM. Despite never wanting to do it again, Becky climbs the tree as someone calls the HFPD to save Kathy’s cat because she’s still infinitely compassionate even under Pokey’s control. Plus, Pokey knows she wants to get over the trauma associated with climbing trees, so he makes her do it to give her a big number about finally overcoming her past. She accidentally flings the cat as soon as the song starts, which is why in Show Me Your Hands, the cat dies so quickly even though it JUST got called in.
Peter infected Steph who infected Deb who infected Alice in TGWDLM. Pete and Steph would have been Sophomores and Deb and Alice were Seniors, but I always imagine Steph and Deb knowing eachother because MRFC said Steph is in the Smoke Club on Twitter at some point. Assuming Steph’s been a little punk for a while, she’s been in the smoke club since at least Sophomore year, and probably a new inductee the same year as TGWDLM (2018).
Alice and one of her parents (maybe Bill) were also raised in purity culture because we know the Woodwards and the Chastitys go to the same church. The Woodwards probably take it with a grain of salt though (Alice has expressed dislike over Grace’s prudishness)- either that or one of her parents (probably her mom) wasn’t originally from said church and also raised Alice with “this is what you’re learning here, but here’s also what I learned at my church at your age.” Bill was likely the one raised in purity culture because he does NOT LIKE DEB and thinks that if she HAS TO date a girl, she should date someone like Grace Chastity, implying she’s an exemplary teen girl. Ms. Woodward lets Deb sleep over and probably knows she smokes and likes her anyways; three points for Alice’s mom not being the puritanical one.
Ted reads romance novels. He’s a former geek turned sleazeball- you know he reads the smuttiest novels ever and calls them “his research”. He refuses to read any book with the friends to lovers trope because it’s too upsetting to think about. (Side note Time Bastard gave us a definite date that timelines don’t branch/reset before depending on whichever theory you believe because the homeless man is in every timeline, meaning that Jenny’s death is fixed in time and never changes: October 7th 2004, so the timelines change anywhere between October 8th 2004 and 2018.)
In whatever timeline Emma finally gets to have her weed farm, she meets Paul when he tells her he was prescribed that marajamij for his anxiety and he was too scared to try Xanax. She thinks he’s kind of cute for a wet cat of a corporate slave. “Fuck the patriarchy? Yes please.” (Side note Paul seems so uptight and unfuckable like bro gotta be blank down there like a Ken doll and has no discernible kinks from what I remember while Emma is laid back and chill asf and like… normal in comparison so yeah sure Paulkins canonically fucks but does Emma enjoy it?? Like dude even Pete’s more fuckable than him come on.)
Pete and Steph don’t kiss when they admit their feelings for eachother even though one of them would die before ever getting to kiss each other because they both think it’ll only make it that much harder to go through with sacrificing the other. One of the reasons Pete also chooses to be the one to take the bullet because he doesn’t think he even COULD pull the trigger on her. Like it’d be physically impossible for him, in his mind.
TGWDLM was originally meant to be an allegory for the institution brainwashing us. Show Me Your Hands and America’s Great Again: examples of people in power working for and fulfilling the evil wishes of some almighty, otherworldly, inhuman THING (be it aliens, be it those in power). It’s clearly meant to satirize the way that power corrupts and tries to convince you its way is better. Even Hidgens, THE FUCKING TEACHER, tries to teach his student that it will be better for everyone to join in that corruption and give in to the hive mind. This reminds me of how the school system in America tries to paint our history as something glamorous; manifest destiny instead of genocide of the indigenous populations. The people in power convincing those under them that the deaths of countless lives is a good thing and it will pave the way to a better future. Cool motive, still murder. Which is why Emma “Fuck the Patriarchy” Perkins is the last one to be infected. She was incapable of being brainwashed , and even when she was the last one left, she saw that the people watching didn’t care, and the all-consuming threat of corrupted power closes in on her until the very last moment.
The Lords in Black were going to try to convince whoever sacrificed their most treasured something to do more work for them, but Grace required very little convincing. Like Wiggly spoke into her mind like “Gracy-Wace! You forgot my booky-wook! Look in it, see any thing you like? Wanna kill all the pervy-wervys?” And she’s like “holy cow I can kill all the pervy-wervys with this book?” Pete would have needed the most convincing because he’s just lost the only girl who will ever love him (in his mind) and so he’d think these things took away his one chance at true love and NEVER want to deal with them again. Even if they offered him a way to get her back, he’s too smart to know that won’t come without an even bigger price AND too paranoid to think she won’t come back wrong like Max did.
If the Green-Foster family ever did get to move to California and Lex got to be an actress, her interview attitude would be a lot like Reneé Rapp and if she ever got asked about why she’ll openly shit talk people in an interview, she’s like “I used to work retail I learned pretty fast that nothing gets done if you keep your mouth shut.”
#starkid#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#black friday musical#nightmare time#npmd#alice woodward#max jagerman#grace chasity#bill woodward#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins#lautski#ruth fleming#becky barnes#lex foster#jenny starkid#lords in black#wiggog y'wrath
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Random Max ramblings cuz I'm half asleep
He needs glasses but he doesn't wear them (or contacts)
Ofc the snaggletooth
Beauty mark on the right side of his jaw
Outside of his asshole demeanor he's actually really inexpressive unless he's around people emotional permanence)
Shit memory (he can remember a night 7 years ago but not what he ate this morning)
His room is really empty, he doesn't have a lot of extra things (there are empty beer cans and dirty laundry on the floor because he can't be bothered to clean)
He loves his dad because that's his only parental figure and even though he's verbally abusive, Max doesn't know that's not normal
His mom left when he was little because of his dad. He thinks she left because she didn't want Max, so he despises her for it
He actually really likes being called Maxie by the other football players, it makes him feel safe
He forgets his own strength sometimes and even if he doesn't mean to, he hurts people
He doesn't know how else to take his anger out, so he just does whatever comes to mind
Related, he's very impulsive and doesn't care about consequences until they happen
He's given up on being anything other than a bully
His eyes are wide as shit and it's scary (he looks like a lizard)
Once got his ears pierced but took them out because he was scared his dad would be pissed at him
Listens to older music like ABBA, Queen, he also likes the killers and the Smiths
Steph and him have a sort of sibling relationship
Actually really likes theatre and musicals
He is on the spectrum but his dad won't help him get a diagnosis
The fact that the "nicest thing anyone has ever done for him" was the nerds grouping to terrify him implies that he just wants people to think about him. He wants people to miss him or just think of him at least. His father is neglectful and Max thinks people talking about him whether good or bad is still nice
I have more but I'm lazy
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made my own wolverine design! some notes under the cut...
this design is how i would draw him in my own line of comics or a cartoon.
- he has a wrist brace because he probably has rlly shitty wrists based on the fact that his arm and hand bones literally shift around the claws. despite his healing factor that shit probably still hurts, so: brace.
- the x belt is a must i fear
- he has a friendship bracelet that a younger mutant kid made for him! he also wears a hair tie on his wrist for people with long hair that always forget theirs (mainly rogue)
- snaggletooth <3
- freckles!!!! on the bridge of his nose, his shoulders and his hips
- pointy ears because yes. they also emote.
- the greying he has in dofp makes a return because i love that detail
- he is indeed using hanky code in this
- eye bags because he does NOT sleep
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call me insane or delulu but i want rebel!ivan to be an arsonist. the demolitions guy. the dude everyone goes to to get shit obliterated.
his special talent is apparently making fire using rocks. he's probably at least competent in alien tech or just tech in general bc he does the collar thing for till consistently since anakt garden days. combine those two together and u get a dude who can theoretically make things that make other things go boom :D
imagine he DOES get rescued by the rebels. death gives ppl new perspectives, and he presumably has already given himself closure from till ("tyfbtvomse", iykyk). he needs something else to make himself FEEL something again after living a life of complacency, malleability, and obedience that was only brightened by chasing after till's flame. imagine he finds it in the warmth of literal fires 👁️👁️
also it could be really sick to have scenes in r7 where ivan is scuttling around planting bombs in the area but we don't figure out it's him until we reach the climax of the vid and he makes shit go KABOOM as a distraction and we finally see a shot of him grinning like a pyromaniac, glowy red pupils and glinting snaggletooth and all
anyways i need to go touch some grass
#alien stage#alnst#alien stage ivan#alnst ivan#i swear to all heavens that my pookie has a trapped inner pyromaniac#imagine thats why his hands were bound as a kid#pls just let my boy go batshit
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off the record
a little ivantill actors au drabble :)
“Well, that was painful to watch.”
Ivan ignored the voice, his gaze fixed on the back of Till’s head. His hair was plastered down to his neck, still sopping wet.
It was distracting, really. They should dry it before he got a cold.
…Maybe he should offer his blanket as thanks? Surely it wouldn’t be too weird. Right?
A scoff sounded from the spot next to him. “That poor sunbae has no idea what he got himself into.”
“Shouldn’t you be prepping for the next scene?” He finally tore his eyes away to glare at Luka.
“Unlike someone, I prepare before coming on set.” He looked as annoyingly perfect as ever. Hair and makeup probably got to him during one of their many… attempts.
Ivan felt his cheeks flush as he recalled how soft Till’s lips were. The slightly bitter taste of coffee that distracted him during every take lingered in his mouth. The coldness of the fake rain chased away by the heat between their bodies.
A sigh pulled him out of his thoughts. “Here, give this to him. I’m sure he’ll appreciate it.” Luka pressed something into his hand and walked away without a backward glance.
Not one for missed opportunities, Ivan set out to find his costar.
“Sunbae!”
Hearing a familiar voice, Till stopped in his tracks. His face was a mix of apprehension and fatigue. “Yeah? What’s up?”
“Um…! I just wanted to thank you for your advice. It was really helpful.” Ivan tried to give him a smile that almost immediately turned into a wince. “I also wanted to apologize. I’m still learning, so I’m grateful to have a sunbae like you.”
“Like I said, it’s no problem. We’ve all gotta start somewhere, right?”
The tired smile Till gave him felt like being shocked by a taser. There was a small bruise on his lower lip, a mark left by Ivan’s snaggletooth.
He redirected his eyes.
“A-anyway! Please have this.”
“…Lip balm?”
“For the um, wound.” He willed the heat in his face to retreat, only being partially successful.
“Oh.” Till touched his lips absentmindedly. “I didn’t know it left a mark.”
“And take this as well!”
Ivan shoved the pink and purple polka-dotted fabric into his costar’s hands.
“Huh? Isn’t this yours?”
“Please take it and rest well! I wouldn’t want you to catch a cold because of me!”
��…Pfft.”
He startled at the small puff of laughter that made its way out of Till’s mouth.
“Thanks. I’ll give it back next time.”
That…
“Great job.”
Ivan gripped his shirt.
His heart totally skipped a beat, didn’t it?
#gon writes alnst#decided to post this before going to sleep#i love for pining ivan… he’s an absolute idiot#till was trying to scurry away so he could finally sleep before ivan caught up to him#also ivanluka forced friendship via being in an idol group together is such a funny concept#alien stage#alnst ivan#alnst luka#alnst till#ivantill
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@painting-plural made a post suggesting turning pets into xmen ocs, so i caved and sketched up some designs
theyre all feral types, based on the cats i grew up with ^^
shiloh is kinda shy, but has a habit of biting if provoked…hes really super sweet n cuddly to his friends tho
DC gets into fights pretty often, and always has a single snaggletooth sticking out(my real cat eventually got it removed)(he also had to go to the vet several times due to how often he brawled with the neighbourhood cats. we lived in a small town, so it was normal for cats to hangout outside)
mini doesnt talk much, nor does she engage in any violence. shes bestfriends with DC, and usually spends her time around him
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So, what do you think the Links were like as kids?
(your choice of AU, or general HC)
Linked Universe Headcanons #2
Wild: I think Wild was a talkative but quiet, shy, bookish kid. Of course, his finding of the sword in the woods at such a young age (at least how I head canon him) forced him into knighthood, where he went silent for years because of the pressure. His sister, on the other hand, was an energetic chatterbox, and despite being the younger, he was always running around to keep up with her. They fell out of touch once Wild went off to the castle to train ;-; Wild is a lot more outgoing after the whole amnesia thing, but that shy, bookish kid still exists somewhere inside him.
Twilight: He was the loud, brash, snaggletooth kid (he has horribly crooked teeth and you cannot take this head canon away from me) that was always pestering the neighbors for food or entertainment. On the bright side, that meant he was always reliable to be around to help out, and as he grew up and became more serious, he became a great role model and babysitter for the younger kids.
Time: gremlin. No knowledge of social skills, no knowledge that property damage or theft is bad.
Warrior: I think he was a prim and proper noble's child, but an adopted one. I have stolen this head cannon from elsewhere but I cannot for the life of me remember who originally said it. Anyways, Warrior was a cute kid that some couple adopted from the orphanage solely because he was cute, and he had a lonely but not uncomfortable childhood. He felt stifled and went into the army for some excitement and uh... got in over his head.
Sky: Sky, like Time, is also a gremlin. His gremlin nature, however, is not borne of ignorance, but rather intentional shenanigans. There's no way that boy was bringing down chandeliers without practice.
Four: Four, again, makes gremlin number 3. He trained from a young age to be a swordsman, and he was mighty heady about it. I defer to @not-freyja 's expertise on this one. But yeah he was a little butthole.
Wind: Loud. He has a relationship like Wild did with his sister, if they were switched---he was (and still is) adventurous and brave and a bit belligerent, and his sister just follows his lead.
Legend: He was... a sweet kid. Going off of his uncle's example, he learned to swordfight and, most importantly, to help others. He's a heart on his sleeve, give the shirt of his back to another type kid. He's jaded from his adventures, now.
Hyrule: Skittish and shy, but scrappy when he needs to be. He's been on his own for a while now even as a kid, and he knows that it's better to flee a situation where he could get hurt 100 times over standing his ground. However, when backed into a corner like an animal, he'll fight like one. He finds his bravery later, but that instinct to run still lingers in the back of his mind
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i was in the car for seven hours today ✌️
id under the cut because its so long orz
(ID: pencil sketches of the various cats from “cats: the musical”. the cats all have a more detailed drawing of their eyes next to them.
mr. mistoffelees is wearing a black tie tuxedo with tails and a bowtie. his sclera are black and the tip of his tail is white.
rum tum tugger is wearing a leopard print jumpsuit with a v-neck and a fur collar. he’s also wearing chaps. he has striped fur and eyeshadow.
bustopher jones is wearing a black tie tuxedo with a cravat, cummerbund, spats, and monocle. he has folded ears.
macavity is wearing a pinstripe suit with aggressively peaked lapels, spats, and a top hat. he’s holding a decorative cane. his sclera are black.
skimbleshanks is wearing a low-cut vest, a white collard shirt with billowing sleeves, puffed pants, and a conductor’s hat. his whiskers are styled into a long, curled mustache.
growltiger is wearing a short captain’s jacket. belts, an eyepatch, puffed pants, and pirate boots. he has a snaggletooth jutting from his bottom jaw and bushy eyebrows..
jennyanydots is wearing a fringe muumuu studded with pearls and a nursemaid hat.
old deuteronomy is wearing a loose robe and a low-cut vest. he’s resting on a cane.
grizzabella is wearing an open-shoulder robe with a fur lining. the edges of the robe are tattered and moth-eaten.
gus is wearing a pageboy hat and a simple suit. he’s leaning heavily on a cane. his fur is grown in the shape of a bushy mustache.
jemima is wearing a simple low-cut sleeveless dress and no shoes.
griddlebone is wearing a white dress with puffed shoulders and thin sleeves, a pearl necklace, and a large white hat with a feather plume.
victoria is wearing a short, simple low-cut dress and ballet shoes.
mungojerry and rumpleteazer are both wearing plaid slacks and black suspenders. mungojerry’s eyes are slightly narrower than rumpleteazer’s.
munkustrap is wearing a large suit jacket and grey slacks. end ID.)
#cats the musical#cats musical#mr mistoffelees#rum tum tugger#bustopher jones#macavity#skimbleshanks#growltiger#jennyanydots#old deuteronomy#grizzabella#gus the theatre cat#jemima cats#griddlebone#victoria cats#mungojerry#rumpleteazer#munkustrap#ellie loves to draw#dear glory that was a lot of tags#anyway these take inspiration from various stage shows and the movie and are subject to change#i swear i didnt mean to make macavity look like the onc*ler orz
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I got permission to post pics of my boyfriend's Giftmas present!
It's customized Littlest Pet Shop kitties to match our Magical Kitties Save the Day characters! I hope you like them!
Top, Boogie, bottom left Little John, middle Silas, right Notch.
These lil guys are like 2" tall, so they are really little and fiddly to work on.
More below the cut!
Silas, my boyfriend's PC, a lovely boy good at solving problems and helping others feel better. His magical power is aura reading. He lives in an occult bookshop and I painted him after one of my favorite breeds, the Somali (aka longaired Abyssinian). I sculpted extensively around his eyes to change their shape.
Boogie/Bougainvillea/Boogs, the heart of the party. Scrappy little tough girl, brave, silly, very young and so full of life and joy. She loves humans and craves adventure. My fave NPC in a REALLY long time. She has sonic/sound powers she doesn't know about yet. She's the one I made Fat and Even Cuter. Also note her snaggletooth and funny half-squint. I sculpted that! I also bobbed her tail, which you can't see. Please note how little she is compared to the others. Her body is the size of the last joint of my thumb!
Notch, originally Firefly. He can fly on magical shimmery wings. He grew up in one of the wild prides surrounding town but a change in leadership had him heading into human habitation. He drifts around the town now, belonging to no one...but his new kitty family of Boogs and Silas. Despite being a former champion for his pride, he is thoughtful, quiet, and kind. And around Silas, he is very very shy. 🎶 Whoa-oh-oh, caught in a cat romance! 🎶
I sculpted him a stronger chin and put a notch in his ear but he's otherwise unchanged.
Aaaaand Little John. He's a crotchety, ancient Persian who lives in Treehouse Toys as a shop cat, where he spends most of his time sleeping amid the plush toys, for which he is frequently mistaken. His grumpy nature means few kitties visit to hear the tall tales of adventure he tells, and fewer still believe them, but know this: Little John was once a hero.
Little John was extensively altered. I altered his muzzle and chin for the Persian look, made him bulkier in the body, doubled his ruff, gave him old man eyebrows, and gave him a lot more sculpted fur on his head.
I want to do a few more if there's time (merkitty himbo Tiptoe, wise old seer Briar, cheerful champion Kindlebright, brave pride leader and mother Vix, eyeless quasi-feline shadow entity Asphodel) but my big concern is making a little forest display for them so they can sit on a bookshelf together.
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