#also chicken strips

[seraph-draws-stuff]

Drinking coffee while eating fish sticks to show that I’m mature but still have that childlike wonder

[jadewritesficshere]

Steddie x female!reader thought 18+ only

Eddie blinks his eyes a couple of times to make sure he is actually seeing what he is seeing. He must be living in a nightmare.

You're laying back on one of the pool loungers. One leg dangling over the edge keeping your foot on the warm cement ground, the other spread over Steve's lap as he absently rubs his hand up and down it while he bitches to you about something from work. Your hand rubs up and down Steve's back in comfort. But that isn't the nightmare.

Your bright red bikini bottoms covering enough, but with your legs spread a bit more skin is shown then intended. Spread in such a way that makes Eddie want to just dive in. Get on his knees and worship you, rub his face over your mound as he licks and nips and sucks. Moan as the curly thatch of hair brushes against his face.

Except the curls of hair he is expecting to see peeking around your bikini are gone. Just smooth bare skin. And that isn't the only nightmare. Steve's chest is smooth like when he was in school on the swim team. Not a speck of that beautiful chest hair Eddie would curl into after getting hot and heavy. Not a single curl of the "love rug" he jokingly called it.

Eddie wants to weep. To throw himself down like a little kid and thrash his arms and legs around. Yeah, it's your body and you can do what you want, but he still is sad its gone. Eddie doesn't like change, and suddenly walking in to see both of his partners change something without any warning? Uncomfortable. It makes Eddie feel itchy.

Eddie can barely speak as he walks over and sits next to Steve. He doesn't respond to Steve's warm greeting. Doesn't respond to you asking how the day is. Just stares with big wet eyes at the sight in front of him. A pout on his lips.

A warm hand lands on his shoulder, gently squeezing. Steve's brow furrowed in concern, your wide eyes blinking at him.

"Shaved?" Eddie asks in a quiet voice, eyes darting to Steve's chest and then your clothed pussy. Steve lets out a huff of laughter, "Fuck, thought something was wrong man." Eddie glares," It is."

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Behold the fruits of my afternoon's labors

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

i don’t have any close celebrity encounters aside from the eminem thing but tell me if your friends and family do. i want to hear stories. i’ll go first. my uncle used to be an assistant at an attorney’s office and was the one to physically hand jack and meg white their divorce papers

[justaasexual]

you ever read a series and immediately dislike a character and the get into the fandom and read some character meta and realize you only hated them bc you related with them and then they did what you were told not to do?

yeah, couldn’t be me

[2pen2wildfire]

Does being transneutral and FtM make sense to y'all? Cuz that's how I'm feeling about my gender right now

[daincrediblegg]

[girlscience]

Okay. I know I have a lot of cooking mutuals, what do I need to do to make cooking enjoyable??? I am so fucking tired of eating canned soup and kraft mac n cheese and "concoction" (ground beef with whatever else I have that needs eaten and every spice I own). I know people say "if you don't like veggies try different ways of cooking them!" here the thing though, I hate veggie prep. So even changing how I cook them, everything else about veggies is an awful experience for me so I never want to do it. I know people talk about "15 minute meals!" and "one pan recipes!", but so far those have all been lies. People talk about experimenting and trying new things, but I straight up don't know how to do that. People say to listen to podcasts or audiobooks while prepping, but either I focus on the prep and hear none of the story or I focus on the story and struggle with the prep. I am not fast with prep, so meals that require prepping multiple things at once or prepping something while something else is cooking never fails to stress me out to a wild degree. I don't know how I'm supposed to keep everything from burning and keep things stirred and chop up everything and get the next ingredients out and clean as I work all at the same time. I do not enjoy picking out recipes or buying groceries (genuinely hate more than any other chore besides laundry), so meal prep is next to impossible for me. I forget to thaw meat nearly every time I want to cook something and so end up putting it off for days. I can never seem to get my roasted veggies to actually roast, somehow they just steam themselves in the oven. I do not want or like cooking gadgets, so I am doing everything with the very basic supplies. I am cooking for one person so leftovers are a constant issue (I have eaten so much left over food that I find genuinely sickening because I didn't want to waste it). And then I have to do this every day forever till I die. How do I make myself like this??? I am so fucking tired of eating gross food.

[gracieblood]

me walking into tgi fridays pretending to read the menu knowing damn well im getting the exact same thing that i do every single time i go there

[etakeh]

I was looking through the KFC menu for the first time in maybe 10 years, and saw something

"Beverage bucket"? It's huge, it must be a bucket like with ice to put your beverages in? to keep them cool on the way home?

no?

no.

it doesn't get better.

???????

See this is why I don't fast food, or even chain eat, often. This is bonkers.

[fangomango]

Maybe it's just me who thinks its weird because I've yet to see anyone say anything about it but like..

Our Minor League Baseball team here for our city...every so often changes its name to "Honey butter chicken biscuit"

Yknow the food you buy at Whataburger

And maybe it makes sense for our city as we're the birthplace of that bright ol' fast food chain (I forgot about that ngl) but like...

It's weird right?

Like does... Baldwin Park, California have an In and Out baseball team? (That's where In and Out was founded)

Is it just texas

I mean its probably just a thing they were paid to do but I still find it weird

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

What do you mean raw? You don’t get any illness from that?

I mean uncooked and unseasoned 👍

[merriclo]

begging the universe to stop giving me dreams. was it rlly necessary to make me mourn my mother’s death at a Sonic?

[icedteaandoldlace]

So I always just assumed that Kamilla got vegan donuts because she was vegan, but when she and Cisco arrive and the West(-Allen-Snow-Horton-Ramon-Hwang) family cookout, she announces that they brought veggie dogs for Ralph—like, for Ralph specifically, not for Ralph and for her. Also, later in that same scene, she gets excited when she thinks someone made mac and cheese. So now I'm wondering if Ralph keeps eating her vegan donuts because he is the one vegan in the group, and Kamilla just buys them because she has like an egg allergy or something.

[r0bee]

OIUUGH OHHH UGHHHG OUGHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHG (<- guy who wants to enjoy her food but is nauseous bc of his period)

[feunnec]

things that kill me inside is saying the canteen menu for costco in the us and crying over the things we don't have here