#also bonus qijiu

[meltedmush]

The noodles scene from the airplane extras!

[marantis]

The prologue for the Snow White AU is as of this point in time up for your reading pleasure

Skin as white as snow, hair as black as ebony, and eyes red like blood (647 words) by Marantis

Sooo, I'm currently in the process of writing a Bingyuan Snow White AU (Binghe as Snow White and SY as the evil queen) and because I am absolutely unorignal and will milk a concept for all it's worth I'm thinking of writing a whole series with the other Scum Villain ships I like, all of them based on fairy tales.

So, my question: what fairy tales do you think would be fun to explore with the following ships Moshang

Qijiu

Zhugong

[levia-san]

I took a nap so my body got stolen and now I'm stuck in my childhood sweethearts Life-Draining Sword!

Happy 7/9!!! To celebrate the qijiu holiday, here is the complete full main story of the doujin I've been working on for half a year 🥳🎉

I'm also running an Interest Check for a potential physical version ヾ(•ω•`)o | Part 1 | Part 2 | Comic Below!

(Click on Image to read; Read Right to Left)

| Part 1 | Part 2 | Tumblr won't let me post in one go :( Interest Check for a Physical Copy feat. Bonus Content (x) !

[pretend-i-don-t-exist]

i am so tired and burnt out rn so mqf here we go

he's a doctor he can (probably) relate to stem student burnout he can handle it

anyway mqf being exhausted after dealing with a) bai zhan peak disciples who have somehow managed to get all of them injured severely but not the crippling kind, just the ones that need either mqf's expertise or a senior healer, b) beast taming peak disciples who thought it was a good idea to pet a beast that it widely known to eat people who come too close, c) liu qingge, d) shen qingqiu, e) yue qingyan, and he does not get paid enough for this

idk sometimes people think the most bizarre things when they're very tired and so, mqf, after realizing that doctor-patient confidentiality does not equate to passively dealing with recurring patients, decides that Change Is Necessary

the next time lqg drops off disciples after "training", mqf heals them and yells at lqg with all the anger and exhaustion of a med school student. which is, yeah, you don't want to know

sqq overheard it and is very pleased. bonus points, bai zhan avoids harassing qing jing ever since mqf passive aggressively tells them that if they hurt disciples from another peak unprovoked, he's going to ban them from receiving medical treatment (it's an empty threat. but it works)

the next time sqq gets a qi deviation, mqf sits him down and tells him that if he doesn't get his shit together he will have to call an Intervention. of course, this does not go very well with sqq, so mqf calls an Intervention. sqh is suspiciously on board with this. he has all the materials needed. mqf wonders, then decides that sqh must be planning a long time before mqf lost his shit

a truth pollen or serum or whatever later, yqy and sqq are decidedly Not Pleased with them but mqf has one less problem (sqq's qi deviations) and that is Worth It. also he better be a vip guest in qijiu's wedding because he has gone through so much shit because of them

anyway he and sqh are bonding over everything and mqf has realized that sqh is, maybe, being courted by an ice demon king. mqf debates the ethics of sqh's maybe traitor-y ways then decides that sqh is too good of a gossip buddy to lose. mqf makes him realize that he's being courted. sqh faints. mqf tells him that he knows it's a pretend faint— he's witnessed and healed thousands of patients who fainted. who is sqh trying to fool here?

mqf also demands a vip invitation to moshang's wedding. anyway, his patients are the lowest in number since he became a peak lord, his sect leader is happy and willing to give qian cao more funds, he has a best friend in the form of a demon king's spouse (he can get demonic plants and beast parts for medicinal treatments!), and he is now Less Stressed. everything is fine. absolutely everything is fine.

sy transmigrates into a qian cao disciple npc and mqf sighs once he realizes he has Another Problem.

[levemetal]

I return with a new question for the dual calamity Qijiu AU actually

You said they retreated to a mountain with bamboo and ive jusf been wondering if it would be Cang Qiong Mountain, like years later. Because I think that would be cute.

But also typing this out... did Bingge still merge the realms? Cause if I remember correctly that slams my poor Mountain and the endless Abyss together into a blender which would make this hard.

Then again they are Calamity now. Imagen some desolate bamboo covered mountain somewhere in the chaos of the endless abyss and they just went "no yeah this is perfect this is ours now"

Or would the mountain be more like Ghost City and Black Water Lair? Like. Movable? Traveling bamboo mountain with extra magical (possibly poisonous) mist for dramatic effect. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Im just throwing so many thoughts at you lol

Lmao please keep going, I don't mind!!

Bingge did still merge the realms as it is inherently post-pidw. Honestly either or works fine imo! I first imagined it more as a place like Ghost City or Black Water Layer, maybe a mountain that resembles the old Cang Qiong enough for it to be cozy for them there, or not at all as they'd rather leave that behind.

That is incredibly funny and I'm tempted to go with that now LMAO. Abyss mountain? No problem, just means no visitors (this is a bonus).

And poisonous mist, why not xD

[gaywarcriminals]

Fish when will you create the Qijiu Sims and have them married only to divorce and then marry again. When will you get the Sims omegaverse mod and have Qijiu be omega4omega?

I did actually do half of this last year. I was looking for the evidence but apparently I only took screenshots of SJ being mean to YQY. I also set YQY to be able to get pregnant (in theory)(I'm not letting qijiu have children), which is sort of like an omega--

Bonus half-finished house, and painting SJ did of definitely maojiu and qigou.

[danhoemei]

Hi...who are your top 5 favorite side-pairings (can be canon or fanon) from all of the danmei novel that you've finished? Why you like them?

Thanks so much 🌻

Welcome back ✨ First of all, so very sorry for letting your ask sit in my inbox for so long and collect dust dfvbdkfjvgb I’ve been so busy lately.

Also hhhhh this question is hella hard because I suddenly realised how many side pairings I like for so many different reasons xdd so I went with the pairings I read at least one fic about.

(In no particular order)

Moshang

Let’s be real, this pairing is a mine for comedic shenanigans and an epitome of oblivious pining idiots in love. There are basically a lot of tropes I enjoy and sqh is one of my fav characters from svsss so it’s fun to read things from his pov. Peak comedy tinged with angst and sweetness, from distrust to I-will-kill-for-you, hurt and untrusting person finally letting it sink in that they are loved and they will go feral for their loved one, a constantly mistreated and used by others person finally getting something back and realising that they are worthy and loved... *clenches fist* yeah.... 

Bingliushen 

Tbh canon bingqiu didn’t really make it for me, their relationship felt so toxic and on strings, and I needed quite a few fics after finishing the book to actually Feel them. Another of my dissatisfactions was lqg who was left just like that, never having his (hella obvious) feelings seen, validated, or at least acknowledged. And he’s one of my fav characters ever xdd so I want him to be happy ;-; But liushen didn’t feel right for me as well unless it was an AU or we kill off binghe, because in my eyes this obsessed demon would never let anyone else have his shizun, over his (literally) dead body.

Then I stumbled upon acernor’s bingliushen fics. And let me tell you, I’ve never been keen on threesomes or polyamory, for me if there was any doubt in the relationship caused by a third party I felt anxious and insecure and was not enjoying the story, I just needed two people madly in love with each other, happy and sure. But then I gave acernor’s fics a try and BAM *fanfares* a new door opened and I experienced a galaxy brain moment, realised how soft and wholesome and completing polyamory can be, and that was it for me. Everything fit into place, bingqiu actually falling in love and sorting out their communication and relationship, lqg getting his share of love and even more than he’d ever thought of, all three of them finding what they need in each other then living happily and together and I AM SOFT SDKJFDFBKJE

So ye acernor doesn’t even know how much I’ve been reorganised because of their fics (not only when it comes to shipping >2 characters together but also my own approach to relationships lmao) and that they literally inspired me to take a shot at writing my own explicit fic xd and here I am now 

Qijiu

Yeah they were tragically harmful to each other and those around because of their inability to communicate and open up to each other and handle their traumas. And yeah I wish happiness for them. I dwell on AUs in which they can be happy together after all they went through, with them admitting what they want and living with it. I am weak for characters who are misunderstood and have difficulties with opening up, so shen jiu especially has a soft spot in my heart. But yqy needs to be there with him for me to feel complete, because these two can’t live without each other whether they like it or not, as we very well know from the novel. And I want them to experience cosiness of happiness, peace for these two stitched souls T-T

Xicheng

I don’t even ship them as in headcanon ship, my headcanon is 3zun or at least xiyao and/or nielan. But I love jiang cheng too much (another grumpy character who can’t say their feelings clearly huh xd) and want him to be happy. I saw so many arts and read quite a few fics with xicheng, and I just really enjoy this dynamic even though I don’t consider it fitting to my view of the canon story. In short, energetic fiery mind meeting a calm and soothing partner, bonus for lxc hiding a storm behind that calm especially when it comes to his desires ;d Explosive characters being tamed is kinda a thing for me ajkvnfdkjvsd 

Songxiao

I am weak and soft for them, and weep for their tragic story every single time. They were so harmonious together, like two sides of the same coin, complementing each other and completing each other. They shared the same dream and I like to think that they would create a really good and open sect which would set an example for others. Thus, Yi city arc absolutely annihilated me, stepped on the pieces of my soul while sprinkling my tears on itself like perfume then spun around and walked away laughing. I need AUs with these two being happy with their adopted daughter a qing ;____; 

There are so many more but this time I will keep to the limit of 5 xD unless someone asks ;d

[levia-san]

Cultivator 7 x Snake Yao 9

I was reading a novel and it mentioned a snake demon going out of control and getting a power up because it found another snake demon to dual cultivate with. Ofc my thought went to "oh qijiu" immediately afterwards.

The idea somehow turned into YQY fell from a cliff fighting some demon and encounters hurt snake yao SJ, who also was in some territory fight with said demon. They end in a stalemate for a bit but soon bond after spending a couple days just carefully investigating the other.

Bonus:

The robes he eventually got (simple underrobe and banbi, works well enough)

Anyway imagining organising a heroic rescue excursion into the dangerous snake pits just to find your shixiong fucking a snake.

Awful time to be a shidi

[levia-san]

AU where SJ was unable reincarnate and the collective resentment of every person LBH has tortured/hurt pooled together to become a being filled with hatred. Eventually they break free and now wonder the world, bringing disaster to everyone.

Everywhere they wander there's hatred. Everywhere they go there's noise.

But, eventually, they come across a reincarnated YQY, and for the first time in centuries, SJ found peace. (as YQY weird eldritch house cat)

Thanks to all the people in the qijiu server giving me the inspiration for this 🥺🥺🥺

Bonus Doodles:

Obviously SJ has to have a human form too (for non nefarious reasons of course)

His eyes are fake, his real eye is the red mark on his forehead

Also first time he revealed the human form (he didn't have the details quite down yet, like fake eyes)

[levia-san]

Sharing some of the lined pages I've done. (text and art not final) So far I'm 21 pages in, so I'm around halfway done? (main story, extras not included)

I'll be pausing the doujin a bit since i realised LNY is soon and I have no artwork prepared yet (cant pass the chance to draw more dragon qijiu!!!)

Also it's good to work with colours every now and then

Bonus small doodle i made

[levia-san]

Happy Lunar New Year! 🎉🎆

Year of the dragon, means year of the dragon qijiu 🐉🐟

Bonus comic I made of dragon qijiu:

Hope you have a great start to the year!

PS. I also ended up cleanign the sketch lolol

Shen Jiu just killed you at least 81 times.

[levia-san]

Qijiu Week 2022 Day 2 - Bakery AU

Newly hired hot professor meets his highschool EX he definitely doesn't have any feelings for anymore in a bakery. They fuck (after a lot of emotional struggle)

Bonus:

SJ doesnt even need the glasses. he just wears them for fashion

oh also if any of you guys are wondering why day 2 bakery when it was day 1 while sketching out the days I mixed up days on accident so it's day 2 now (also as a result i didn't pick anything from day 3 and instead skipped over it whoops)

[touchmycoat]

sdkjnf i tried responding to horny asks but i’ve just been sitting here sobbing to sandy lam for half an hour so uh, catch my diaspora ass having feelings about 10-20 year old songs sung by older women with voices of absolute ANGELS i guess

(also throw me your qijiu song recs, bonus points if they’re chinese, double bonus points if you send me super beautiful live version ksjdnfksdf)