#also ask me about the nether sometime i have more to say about that

[anthonypeawashere]

We force their prices down under the threat of murder and re-animation. Imagine just how horrible that really is - being torn apart alive, just to (unwillingly) be 'cured' back into a form capable of trading. And your protectors, the golems? Their villager friends are forced to build them under slave-like conditions, so that we can remelt them into usable iron. Villagers live in sustainable, small communities all until WE come into the picture with our swords and industrial machinery.

But the bitter, awful truth? The villagers are evil beings too. They have banished thousands of their own, hence the pillager/evoker/vindicator/witches (less sure about the witches, as they are shown to live alone). These people are forced to gather together, creating huge mansions where they practice the occult an an attempt to get on decent terms with otherwise hostile mobs. Ever thought about why woodland mansions are so rare, yet villages so common? The woodland mansions also contain many... shall we say, observations, about the world. The inhabitants are men of science and knowledge, pursuing magic and truth. They may be evil, but they are the closest thing to the player in game. And they are only evil because of the villagers. At the end of the day, the Player will annihalate mansions and enslave villagers (sometimes even enslaving vindicators for fun, as they arent very useful for work). The vindicators (and gang) know this. They know of the Player's evil. That's why they are hostile, and why pillager patrols will lock eyes with the player even if they are far enough away that the Player is not a threat (no other hostile mob will look at the player without taking some action like attacking, fleeing, or whatever).

So why do we view Illigers, who keep to themselves in their faraway mansions deep in forests, as evil, while villagers, who have doomed them to this fate and refute all technological progress past mastering their own limited trade, are considered good?

It's simple. The villigers are useful to us. They give us things that we want. That's why we 'protect' them, so that they can make us more powerful. Ever noticed how a raid can only ever happen if YOU enter a village with a bad omen? Neither pillagers nor illigers want to harm the villages themselves. They are trying, in desperation, to halt the Players progress and save themselves. That's why if you leave the raid and come back, they will just have killed everyone, then gone home.

Actually, thinking it over, a big part of what the evokers search for is eternal life, right? They create vexes out of thin air but they can't make them last. Maybe that's why they imprison allays, to study them. Anyways, they have somewhat succeeded? They have totems that can reverse death, but they can't seem to use them (given that they die as normal and instead drop the totem on the ground). But the player can. The player can still die, but he (btw i'm calling the player a he cuz the default skin in Steve) respawns. And his progress remains. For some reason, the Player is beyond death itself. And interestingly, Zombies and Skeletons always look like players (zombies do occasionally spawn as villagers, but rarely). Even the dead version of players still walk around, their flesh rotting and resporatory system unable to breathe without creating a hissing sound. They are also capable, in theory, to equip any item, if it's put into their hands. The same goes for armor. Even skeletons, beings that have no flesh living tissue, walk around. They are able to use a bow, and are scarily fast when they aren't aiming. The player is so far beyond death that even his own decaying or decayed bodies roam around and interact with the world around them.

Absolutely hate it when minecraft stories portray villagers as stupid/inferior to the player/s 👎👎👎👎👎 Big thumbs down👎

[costinblazetwice]

Video Calls and Jihyo

Male Reader X Jihyo

Genre: Smut

Words: 3.6K

A/N: A pretty tough scenario to write in total. Really had to spend some time going back and forth with this one. Some areas may seem quickly written but that’s what experience is for. Hope you enjoy 😊

You sit at your desk with your laptop in front of you, heart racing as you wait for the call to connect. As you play around with the settings suddenly on your screen pops up the face of a girl making a bizarre face as though she’s some sort of a comedian or in a circus show act. She has her face scrunched up, eyebrows turned upward comically as though in massive confusion and eyes severely squinting.

Ah, this was your girlfriend of course, Park Jihyo.

��Babe, is that beautiful face of yours really the first thing you wanted to show me in a while?” You say sarcastically, watching her break out into a huge laugh, fancying herself a comedian.

Your girlfriend was out of country as is common in her profession. Because of this for the past several weeks the two of you have been resorting to video calls to be able to see each other.

The last week has been especially busy, making this the first time you guys were able to make time for each other in almost a week.

“How are you love?” She coos, laying on top of the bed with her head resting on the bed frame.

The two of you engage in some small talk, taking the rare moment of alone time to catch up on things. Once about 20 minutes passed you finally asked the question that was on your mind.

“So… you’re alone, right? No one’s gonna interrupt?”

“All alone. Got a room in this hotel just for you,” she smirks in response, a low growl coming off in your headphones as you know she’s just as excited as you are.

You and Jihyo have sex, a lot. Whenever you two are together it’s something that just happens, whether you’re the one doing the initiating or she is.

With you two being in different countries this posed a problem. The solution was to have some time to yourselves when you video called, not making up for the actual act of course but something to still somewhat satisfy the two of you.

“Wait, let me get on the floor. Don’t want to drench the bed,” she says with a smile but you can feel the sexual tension building as she uttered that phrase. Jihyo takes her phone in hand and you watch as she put her back against the wall and squats down, propping her phone up using an item as she sits in front of the camera.

“Are you ready babe?” She asks eagerly as you nod in return, swiftly pulling your pants and boxers off revealing your growing erection, causing Jihyo to smirk at your sudden action.

“Look at you, so excited. So excited to see mommy…”

There it is. Jihyo has this dominating side to her in bed. Does it always appear? No. Sometimes she relishes in the feeling of being ravaged by you.

But there’s also this side of her that dominates, that wants to watch you beg, that tells you what to do and how you better behave. And it looks like that switch is turned on tonight.

You watch with a tight grip on your now fully erected cock as Jihyo begins to remove her shorts, revealing her panties underneath.

You two were moving quick, wanting nothing more than to be able to cum in each others presence now that you were together.

She sits in front of the camera with her knees to her chest, her black cotton panties covering her nether areas and her black hoodie covering what was likely her matching bra. “Tell mommy what you want to see,” she purrs, her hands trailing down to her ass cheeks, giving them a firm grope as you watch with your breath hitched, heat rising to your face as it takes your entire will power to not start jerking your cock.

“I want to see your pretty pink hole. Please…” you achingly beg, pre cum covering the tip of your lengths head.

“Hmm that’s my baby,” Jihyo coos with a smirk on her face, raising an eyebrow as she suddenly turns her body to the camera, ass in focus as you watch her hands pull back and slowly tug at her panties, pulling them down just slightly and stopping at her rear revealing her puckered asshole.

“Oh, fuck..” you let out a raspy groan, your erection pumped with blood as the precum increases in quantity, finding the thought of wiping it on her ass before sticking it into her tightest hole to be arousing.

Your girlfriend looks back to the camera with a knowing grin, knowing what her actions are doing to you.

“Is this the hole you wanted to see?” You hear Jihyo’s voice, looking back at you as her hands continue to stretch her asscheeks, her asshole clenching every time she stretches it.

Suddenly a finger lingers near her hole before lightly dabbing into her ass, just the tip as she wouldn’t be able to get much farther without lube. She lets out a soft sigh as she wiggles the tip of her finger at the entrance of her ass, clenching down hard on her digit.

“Aw baby, my ass feels so good. If only I had some lube,” she groans, removing her finger as her asshole continues to contract from the burning sensation.

Your breathing was hard and heart beating fast at the sight, but even as you watch her ass continuously clench tightly in need of a greater sensation, her pretty cunt is what you truly want to see.

“You’re cunt… I want to see your wet cunt,” you slowly groan, eyes locked on her cotton panty fabric that is just barely covering her slit.

“Hmm, mommy will give you what you want. You’ve been such a good boy after all,” she trailed off as her hands grab her panties once more and languidly begin to pull them down. Your breath hitches as you feel your cum might launch all over the screen of your laptop from the excitement.

Her panties slide down and you watch as the sticky wetness from her cunt clings on to the fabric, the length of her sticky arousal getting thinner and longer the more she pulls it down until it breaks, a giant damp spot at the center of her panties and her pussy glistening under the light of the room from her juices.

She tosses her panties to the side, her ass shaking in front of the camera as she spreads apart her lips letting you get the full view of her cunt lubricated with her arousal, clenching her asshole as well with her heart throbbing knowing how your gaze goes from one hole to the next, resting either way on her most private areas.

The view from her arched back on all fours reveals slender, light brown-hued lips delicately embracing the entrance of her pussy, framed by the surrounding skin. Their light brown coloring offers a subtle, natural contrast against the rest of her skin tone, outlining the delicate curves with a gentle, understated grace.

Seeing her wet lips staring at your direction and the visual of her round and plump ass brings heat to your face as your cock pulses in your hand, precum oozing from the slit at the top as you watch Jihyo rub her finger along her cunt before raising it to her mouth, licking it clean as she looks back into the camera.

Her eyes are dark and full of lust, and you can hear the slight panting coming through your headphones. Her voice is low and husky as she continues to talk.

“You like that baby?" She asks while still on all fours while looking back at you, knowing the answer but asking anyways, enjoying watching you squirm.

“You’re so fucking hot,” you groan, cock twitching as you prevent yourself from cumming with every ounce of your being, the visual of her toned arms keeping her upright, her hair covering most of the side of her face but her plump lips still visible, and her well defined back with her stout ass becoming overwhelming.

"How do you think I taste?"

"Delicious," you answer, without any hesitation. This causes Jihyo to smirk as she turns around so she now sits with her front directly visible to you, allowing you to see her cunt dripping wet, the brown folds of her lips oozing with her cum.

She begins to licks her fingers clean, the sticky substance of her arousal sticking to her tongue with each lick she takes of her digits.

You can’t take it anymore. You violently grab your cock, jerking yourself so that just in seconds your length is twitching, begging for release.

“Stop!”

The sudden yell stops you just seconds before you ejaculated, your heartbeat beginning to calm down as you were successfully able to edge yourself.

“Are you really going to cum before I even get started?” She asks with dark eyes and lips pressed into a thin, taut line, one eyebrow raised looking at you appraisingly.

“Sorry, love. You’re just so hot,” you barely breathe out, a slight sting in your cock as your shaft is slippery with precum. “I’m barely holding on,” you whisper in a moan, knowing that if you were to roughly stroke your cock this instant that you would cum, the only thing stopping you being the dominance of Jihyo looking at you through her screen.

“Aww, you want to cum so badly for me,” she coos, bringing her hand up to her mouth, sticking her tongue out and lathering her fingers with her saliva before bringing it down to her cunt, gently rubbing in circular motions.

“I wish I could be there right now, and fuck you like the the hot mess of a fuck-toy you are,” she roughly growls, eyes darkened as her gaze stays glued to yours for every word, wanting you to watch her touch herself, see how much of a dirty whore she is just for you.

She inserts a digit into her hole and begins roughly fingering herself, back against the wall with her stuffed cunt on full display. Her eyes closed and brows furrowed, mouth agape as she throws her head back absorbed in the pleasure that her fingers are bringing her. You see her wetness slowly begin to drip, touching her ass cheeks before falling to the floor beneath her.

She sighs, her breath hitching as she adds a bit of pressure, her legs shaking ever so slightly.

She looks at you, her face contorting as her pleasure grows.

You notice her fingers are now glistening with her juices, her fingers moving at a steady pace.

You lick your lips, a small whine escaping you, not able to help yourself from looking down at her fingers, her fingers that were coated in her pussy juices. Your cock twitches in response.

Her moans get louder, the sight of her face in ecstasy with her hips rocking with her hands bringing you closer to the edge. Jihyo removes her fingers from her cunt and begins tapping her index and thumb together as you see her sticky arousal stuck, lengthening each time she pulls apart and disappearing when she smacks the two together.

Her eyes flutter closed, her fingers bringing her essence up to her mouth, her tongue running over her fingers, sucking them clean.

“Oh fuck baby, I wish you could taste me, finger me so good,” she sighs.

Jihyo gets a glimpse of your cock and how it’s been standing upright for so long now. She may be dominating but she’s a kind girlfriend who doesn’t want to see you in anguish like this for too long, even if she finds the sight of your hard cock begging for release and your tense jaw with your furrowed brows to be absolutely erotic.

“Touch yourself… but you can’t cum. Just edge…” she breathes out, fingers still probing her insides.

That was all you needed to hear. Your hand harshly grabs your cock and it only takes a few jerks before you feel yourself about to cum once more as the butterflies in your stomach begin to fly freely, forcing you to immediately slow down as you remember the words of your girlfriend.

“Baby, tell me what’d you do if you were here,” she whispers, fingers out of her pussy and now softly rubbing her clit.

“I’d spit on your cunt, mixing my spit with your juices,” you groan as you watch Jihyo immediately bend her head down and harshly spit on her cunt, using her hand to mix her saliva and juices.

“I’d play with your perky tits and pinch your pretty pink nipples,” you continue, lightly stroking your cock in the process.

As you say that Jihyo leans forward and lifts her hoodie off revealing her black bra holding her tits in place, hands going behind her back as she removes the clasp on her bra revealing her volumptious breasts and hardened nipples.

Jihyo immediately pinches her nipples as her legs are spread, giving you a full view of her dampened cunt, the fleshy outer lips of her pussy covered with arousal and her swollen clit both wet and shimmering under the light of her room.

She begins fervently massaging her tits releasing open mouthed moans as you stroke your cock ever so slowly, afraid if you go too fast you may end this all by cumming. She now guides one hand of hers down to her heat, inserting a finger aggressively in her hole while the other massages her breast.

“Now honey, tell mommy what you want to see,” she softly whimpers, her stomach shivering and back arching as her eyes roll back, the carpet beneath her cunt drenched with her wetness.

You take in a deep breath, swallowing hard as there’s now just one thing you want to see, and just one thing you want to do.

“I want to see you cum.”

As soon as you say that the pace at which she’s fingering herself and massaging her tits slows down, her eyes fluttering as she brightly smiles, both curves of her lips turned upwards as she licks the wetness off her fingers, bringing both hands up to push the hair on her shoulders back.

“You’re such a good fuck-toy. Mommy would like nothing more than to cum with you,” she hushes in a raspy voice, moving her phone back as her pussy comes closer to the screen, Jihyo now laying down on the ground with her upper back lifted upwards so she can still see you, small folds building on her fit abdomen with her legs in the air. You have the complete view of her pussy, completely bare and nude, knowing how she enjoys the cool sensation of the air on her cunt when there’s no hair to block it.

“Pump yourself, cum for me,” Jihyo snarls as her hand creeps down to her cunt, roughly fingering her hole. You follow suit, grabbing your cock and harshly jerking it knowing that you don’t have much time before you cum.

Loud groans on your side of the end while heavy gasps come from her, the headphones on your ears making the sounds that much more clear and lucid. Despite the passionate scene taking place you find yourself wishing she was here in person, that you weren’t having to see this through a screen and hearing it through your headphones.

Your eyes stay on the screen in front of you as your heart thumps loudly, Jihyo’s gasps getting louder to the point where she’s loudly moaning causing a buzz in your headphones from the loud friction.

“Oh fuck, it’s coming!” She screams as you suddenly see some water-like liquid pour out of her cunt in a quick and small spurt, your eyes fixed on her leaking pussy as you take a quick gulp knowing what she was doing. She was squirting.

You remember she had done it just once before, late night when she had drunken too much liquid and you were pounding into her, stretching her tight cunt until she started rapidly gasping “babe, something’s happening.” You thought it was just her cumming so you kept going but suddenly you felt warm liquid hit your cock, causing you to pull out and have her squirt hit you directly on the chest.

But that was a while ago and it hadn’t happened since, both of you relating it to just too much to drink. So the two of you were surprised when this suddenly happened.

“Oh Y/N, fuck it’s coming again,” she screams in a high-pitched moan, the liquid squirting out once more but this time in a much larger quantity, spraying up swiftly and splashing all over her phone, the video of her becoming difficult to see due to all the liquid on her screen.

You were so captivated by the sight of your girlfriend squirting that you hadn’t even recognized that there was a massive tingling sensation growing in your body as you stroked your cock, seconds later your cum releases and shoots straight onto your laptop, covering your device in your semen as the thick scent of your cum fills the room.

You let out large breaths as you hear your girlfriend doing the same from your headphones, her video still difficult to see due to her squirt juice covering the camera.

“I wish you were here right now,” she whines, the liquid drying up slightly as you see her legs which rest on the floor slightly twitch, stomach rapidly breathing in and out as she begins to sit up. Her eyes go straight to the camera as she just realizes that her squirt had drenched it, causing her to whelp as she grabbed her hoodie thrown to the side and covered her face with it, embarrassed by the act.

You chuckle at her reaction as you see her slowly peeking from under her hoodie, a bit of her hair poking out as she whimpers, gauging your reaction.

She takes a deep breath as her hoodie slowly falls down, revealing her slightly reddened face. Her hair is a bit wet from sweat and her lips are slightly swollen from all the biting down.

“Don’t laugh,” she yells with a pout as you continue to chuckle at her reaction.

“You’re just so adorable. It’s been so long since you last squirted and you’re being too cute about it.”

While Jihyo was quite dominating in the bedroom, in the calm moments like these it was easy for you to tease her, knowing she loved it by the way a smile would creep on her face and her eyes would squint, like they are now.

“I just drank too much…” she responds sheepishly, ignoring her bra as she tosses her hoodie back on. She then grabs her panties and sees the damp wetness in the middle causing her to contemplate whether she should put them on now.

“What’s up?”

“I need to take a shower anyway. I guess I can keep them off,” your girlfriend responds, tossing her dampened panties to the side. Being nude, even regularly in front of you was no big deal to her anyway, and with her screen being through a phone all she had to do was to hold it up in her hand so only her upper body was visible.

“Good idea. Your panties are already so wet and you’re also wet down there from all that squirting that you might catch a cold if you put them on,” you say with a satisfied smile, stroking your chin as if you’ve made some great observation.

“Man you’re such a tease! You better watch it mister,” she wails, pointing to the camera with her finger as she squints her eyes trying to look intimidating but comes off as adorable instead.

“Yes mommy,” You laugh in reaction with Jihyo following suit. It’s these moments that you two cherish, the back and forth banter and laughter that can instantly cheer up the two of you. This is followed by several seconds of quietness, Jihyo ending it with a soft whisper.

“I miss you.”

You feel a sudden lump in your throat, heart sinking at the hushed voice you just barely head through your headphones.

“Soon, honey. Not much longer and we’ll be together again,” you reassure her with a bright smile. You had to stay positive for her, knowing how tough it could get for your girlfriend when she’s away from you with so many demands on her.

“I’m here for you. Always. Any time there’s something you want to talk about you could ring my number. Doesn’t matter how trivial,” you say calmly, making sure she heard every bit of what you said and understood the sincerity behind your words.

She smiles brightly in response, her signature smile with her beautiful white teeth displayed, as she puckers her lips to give you a kiss through the screen.

“You’re the best. I love you babe. It’s getting late and I have to take a shower so I should get going now.”

“Of course. Can’t wait to do this again,” you say with a smirk and she playfully winks in response.

You two say your goodbyes with her sending a flying kiss to end the call, and just like that through the laptop screen in front of you, you can see your reflection. Butt naked with precum drizzling on your thigh. Also there’s still cum all over your laptop.

Here comes your least favorite part of your nude FaceTime with Jihyo. Having to get up from your seat, grab some napkins and wipe your laptop clean and then having to spray it with a fragrance so your laptop isn’t smelling like a cum rag.

But for your beautiful, dominating, sexy, sweet girlfriend, even this is something you can endure. Although it’s still a bit messy.

[alt-wannabe]

MCSR Pokémon Teams

some explanations included but largely based on vibes alone

i got a bunch of suggestions from mutuals so if that’s you hiiiii thank you :3

(disclaimer i don’t know shit about competitive so these teams are nawt viable for that at all)

- i knew i wanted him to have an electric type and i landed on rotom for its various forms and versatility

- pangoro because i wanted him to have a fighting type and also bc of pandas in AA

- blastoise is a full soul read idk

- hatterene bc of the colors

- porygon z also for the colors and also bc it seemed fitting (this was a gigabrain lompleg suggestion everyone say thank you lompleg)

-deoxys speed form i feel is self explanatory

-ngl a good half of this team is straight vibe picks with no like REAL reasoning

- durant is silver in color everyone say wow

- gogoat as a callback to his skin w the horns

- the hair on the zoroark reminds me of how people draw his hair

- when i asked in chat he said his favorite pokémon was dragonair so he gets one

- flygon’s little eye things make me think of glasses

- shuckle

- a lot of people were of the consensus he should have a water type, i picked tentacruel largely bc the things on its head match flygon’s eyes ngl

- banette reminds me of phantom house of nightmares fulham for some reason

- british football playing pokémon from the british region

- similar to fulham and dragonair, fruit likes goomy so he gets a goomy

- iirc he had an event skin where he was a vile plume

- tinkaton gives me huge fruit energy that thing is a little deranged (in the best way possible)

- he’s associated with bats fairly often so he gets a crobat

- bellibolt’s goofy lil face reminded me of :]

- weavile is agile i don’t have that much more reasoning

- mr rime is here because i despise the pokémon mr mime

- and also gold suggested it would be funny as an alternative

- inteleon and metagross are both pure soul reads

- moots thought hisuian arcanine would be good to a.) give him a dog pokémon and b.) represent captain mime and i agree

- i’m gonna be so real the entirety of my reasoning behind sceptile is sometimes when mime gets snarky i basically imagine that’s his facial expression

- look at linoone’s color scheme and tell me i’m wrong

- couri likes milotic so he gets a milotic

- espeon and starmie are both purple and give off couriway energy to me

- shiny pidgeot can fly and is in couri colors!

- delphox is a reference to my mcsr d&d stuff where i made couri a wizard

- idk why sandslash i just like him

- shot-in-the-dark pick city, population: reignex

- i basically only have reasoning for 3 of these

- ursaluna is a bear

- emboar reminds me of piglins and hoglins in the nether

- low key toxtricity was a suggestion i was a fan of

- other than that i made choices based off gut feeling alone

- purple cat liepard yay

- mismagius makes me think of that super cool vio art of raddles as a necromancer

- gardevoir is pretty enough said

- hydreigon and toxapex were both purple and had fitting energy imo

- noibat reminds me of her blockwars purple phantoms skin

uhh that’s all i’ve got for now! maybe more later or if you have teams for people i didn’t come up with you should totally add them onto this post :3

[generalpalacefishgoop]

Demon lore w/ Tina, Mouse and Em

TinaKitten twitch VOD ID : 2052327269 (QSMP!! IS!! BACK!!! QSMP 2024!!! 03-Feb-2024)

(pls let me know if I've missed anything else)

Em tells Tina how she lost her first life, Tina comforts her, vowing to kill them all, but seems appalled (or shocked?) that Em wants to become a demon as well. She tries to talk her out of it but the server crashed lmao.

Tina :"Mom will kill all of them, don't worry. Every single one of them, ok? Mom will paint the walls red, don't worry."

Em :"thats why i wanna be a demon then i can live with you forever"

Tina : *shocked* "...ooohh...uhh...I've always wanted to not be, but I've never thought about it that way. Immortality is lonely you know, it's lonely, it's not...bad...but you know they say demons have to, you know, usually um, terrible things had to have happened for them to become- what the fuck"

(end of clip)

++

Shortly after, they met up with Mouse.

Tina, Mouse, and Em discovers a Nether portal. Mouse goes in. Tina looks back at Em.

Em :*shakes head*

Tina :"Ok, you’re right. That’s a bad idea. I’m not ready to got home anyways. Let’s go, let’s go over yonder. Um-"

Em :*hits Tina*

Tina :"Woah! God, you pack a punch, little one. Gee-whiz."

Em :"what do you mean home? :O"

Tina :"Um…I mean you know…*wink wink*"

Em :"wait eomma don’t tell me o-o"

Tina :"Ok, I won’t."

Em :*fall into pieces*

Tina :"Was that reverse psychology? What was that? That’s never worked on me, never."

Em :"are you like mami mouse? :O"

Tina :"Um in some ways..only-only a little but-but not exactly in the way that she is. She’s a bit more proud, you know? She’s a bit more proud."

Em :"oh are you not happy to be a demon? :("

Tina :"Of course not honey, most of them aren’t…well….…if they are aware…then-then maybe um they wouldn’t be. A lot of them are blissfully ignorant, you know? They like their ways."

Em :"do you think its bad to be one?"

Tina :"Mm, that’s a good question…"

Mouse comes back (she ended up at spawn, nether is currently disabled)

Tina :"Do you think it’s bad to be a demon?"

Mouse :"Of course not."

Tina :"See? Some of them are very proud."

Mouse :"Wait, why are you asking Empanada? Did you-"

Tina :"She just asked me if-if demons are proud to be them, then I said, sometimes they are"

Mouse :"Of course! I’m super proud to be a demon!"

Tina :"Yeah!"

Em :"but what is YOUR opinion"

Tina :"Um *ahem* well, if ,you know, if-if I were to be within that branch, within that family tree, I would not be proud, because they’re evil incarnate, you see? They’re bad."

Mouse :"We’re not evil incarnate! What are you talking about?"

Tina :”Oh….you don’t think so?”

Mouse :”There’s a difference between being turned into a demon and being born as a demon. If you’re turned into a demon, you’re evil! If you’re born a demon, you’re not evil at all! It’s just who you are!”

Tina :”Oh well….ok well….doesn’t that just solve a lot of our questions…"

Mouse :"Damn right it does."

Em :"oh so oh"

Tina :*mm-hm* *mm-hm* "We nod, we nod and press on, and we don’t-we don’t-we don’t-we don’t go around talking about it, you know?"

Mouse :"You should be proud of who you are."

Tina :"I’m just Tina."

Em :"i’m confused :("

Tina :"It’s ok, it’s not for us to solve today. Today, all we have to do is build a house, you know?"

Same day, a few hours after...Bad and Dapper also did some demon lore but it was less...heavy? lol it was silly....one about demon blood and.....giving birth...

[jellieland]

Scar sits on the ground, back against the “Succeed” button, and looks at the book, open in his hands.

Win Secret Life.

That’s what it says. That’s all.

He laughs quietly to himself.

He looks up at the Secret Keeper, looming over him.

“Now I’ve gotta hand it to you,” he says, waving the book at it. “This? This is funny.”

He looks thoughtful for a moment.

“I wonder if I could turn this in again? I mean, I am the only one who’s alive! I’m pretty sure that makes me the winner by default, even if I haven’t killed any new people since last time I pressed the button. Wouldn’t you agree?” He grins. “I could get so many hearts.”

A moment passes.

Looking up at the featureless stone face, his eyes, oddly enough, soften.

“…Nah,” he says. “I wouldn’t want to survive like that. Making deals is one thing, but that- it wouldn’t be skill. That would just be bad form.”

He tucks the book in his pocket, and glances over his shoulder, at the ravine with the nether portal in it. The place where Pearl died.

“We go out together,” he murmurs. “Together, or not at all.”

He shakes himself a little, as though clearing his head, and turns back to the statue.

“Are you a villain too?” he asks curiously. “It is really dark over here, and I’m sure there was sun a minute ago. That would be a very villainly thing to do, you know, blotting out the sun. I wish I could do that!”

He laughs again.

Then stops. Sighs.

“Is this supposed to be a punishment?” he asks. “Or a reward? It’s really hard to tell! Although maybe it’s obvious, and it’s just me.” He shrugs. “That does happen sometimes!”

He smirks. “Whichever one it’s supposed to be, it’s probably not going to last very long, so prepare yourself for that. And also I don’t think it’s going to be very different to how it was before everyone died, really? In fact maybe it’ll be better!” He perks up. “Yeah! Try and make me blow up people’s stuff now! They won’t care! They’re dead! In fact, maybe I will do that, it seems like it might be fun! What are they gonna do about it?”

He pushes himself up, and- pauses.

“If you are a villain,” he says, looking down at the floor. “Did you mean to be one?”

He stays there for several seconds, almost as if he actually expects an answer this time.

“Do you think it matters? Whether you meant to be one or not?” he asks, voice very quiet. “Most people think it doesn’t, you know.”

“…I think it does, though.”

He pulls out the book again. Stares at it for a while.

“I could go fix up Trader Scar’s, if I wanted,” he says.

“I could steal everyone’s stuff. I could fill in all the holes round here, make it real pretty. I could do whatever I wanted.”

He glares at the book.

“You know what I wanted the most, though. You know what the one thing was that I really wanted. And you could never just let me have it, could you? Not until it was already too late.”

“Would it really have broken your game so much if you’d let me have friends?”

He looks up, then, and tucks the book away once more. “I won’t be long,” he says. “Stay here.”

And he leaves.

The sun has already set by the time he returns, not that it makes much of a difference, near the Secret Keeper.

“Mine broke,” says Scar, “so I needed to find a replacement.”

He pulls out a flint and steel, lights a fire on the ground, and throws the book into it.

It burns.

“Ok!” says Scar. “I think we’re even.”

He nods, decisively.

“I’m gonna go and do whatever I want, now.”

He grins. He eyes, though red, are clear.

“For however long it lasts, I’ll do whatever I want.”

[inkbagel]

I saw some other ppl writing their ideas for a better Minecraft movie and I had a fun idea so I figured I’d write it down

Starting off, Steve and Alex aren’t the main characters of this movie. They can show up as special guest appearances but for the most part they’re not in the movie. The movie is instead about two random kids since it’s a kids game and most people started playing when they were kids. One of these kids is several years older than the other and is more skilled at the game.

This could be taken a step further by making Steve and Alex played by these kids with their voices, bc those are the default skins. Steve is not white. Basically I’m saying in the movie the kids log onto Minecraft and look like Steve and Alex instead of themselves. This is all animated except for small short scenes of the kids in real life.

It starts off with a scene of the two kids at school. They’re both disliked by the other students and the older kid scolds the younger kid a lot for being weird. They eventually try to start playing Minecraft together.

the older kid has played the game way more, and is trying to show the younger kid how to play. The older kid is very serious about the game and is constantly upset at the younger kid for how they’re playing. They’re trying to build the best Minecraft base ever as the premise. They’re on a public server, and sometimes meet other people.

The younger kid is just enjoying the game. Picking flowers, finding pets, just having fun. They almost get killed many times but the older kid saves them.

They also spend their first night in a hole in the ground.

As it carries on the older kid gets increasingly frustrated at the younger kid for constantly getting them in danger and the younger kid just gets more sad bc they’re constantly getting pestered about existing. They go mining, go to villages, the nether, all sorts of places. The older kid every once in a while complains about some addition to the game being “useless”. Probably some kid of block.

They meet a player who tries to kill them and also raids their base. The older kid fights them off.

the older kid kills some mob the younger kid liked “for food” and they get in a fight. Idrc when this happens in the movie the important part is the older kid tells the younger kid to get over it and they need to survive somehow.

Since MCYTs are such an integral part of Minecraft, at LEAST one has to show up and more have to be mentioned. I’ve decided goodtimeswithscar is going to be in the movie. Just bc I like his content and he’s a sweet guy. They also mention etho bc they have to build a hopper clock for some reason.

The kids run into a gorgeous town all built by scar and meet him. Scar tells the older kid it’s okay to have a little whimsy and be a little bad at the game, he’s been building since he was “but a little boy” and even he still messes up frequently. The older kid doesn’t pay much attention to this advice yet.

Bringing this up again but they live in a hole. For most of the movie. The hole gets a little bigger over time so they can fit more stuff in it, but they won’t move out of the hole until their base is finished.

This whole time they’ve been gathering resources for their perfect base, except it’s pretty much mostly been the older kid.

Finally they start to build the base but the younger kid gets distracted by a new mob. Probably a bee. They have this magical moment of staring into its beautiful eyes before the older kid shows up to pull the younger kid away. The younger kid asks why the older kid is so adamant on finishing their base instead of taking their time. The older kid gets caught off guard. They say smth along the lines of “we can’t have fun until we finish the base.” And the younger kid responds with “we’ve been having fun. At least I have. I just wanted to play Minecraft with you but you keep making me play your way and I’m not having fun anymore. Why can’t we try my way for a bit?”

And then the younger kid hands the older kid a flower, and the bee looks at the older kid. The older kid sits there looking at the bee for a minute before the younger kid says “we don’t have to play the same way to have fun. I just wanted to play with you.”

The older kid looks really guilty, and the younger kid walks away and gets lost.

The player who tried to kill them earlier comes back! They spawn a wither. The younger kid sees this and starts screaming for help.

The older kid is working on the base, more sadly now, when they hear voices. They look in the distance to see the wither.

They drop everything and run to save the younger kid. They make up and kill the wither together. The older kid teaches the younger kid how to fight, and they protect their home (except most of it got destroyed, along with their pets.) I haven’t decided what happens to the troll player. They either die too or get banned from the server for griefing.

The older kid looks at the ruins of their base, before turning to the younger kid who’s crying over the dead bee. The older kid asks if they want to help them find a new bee. They do.

After finding a new bee, the younger kid asks what to do about not having a base. (Their hole got blown up too.) the older kid says they can just build a new one. they start to rebuild their base together. The younger kid plants flowers and gets new pets, the older kid works on the shape of the house. They use the blocks that the older kid had deemed useless at the start of the movie.

They finish the base. It’s not the best base ever, but you can see both kids personalities shining through the build. The movie ends with them walking into the base and one asks “see you at school tomorrow?”

I get it’s called “a Minecraft movie” bc there’s many good indie stories told in Minecraft, but at the same time, Warner bros. could be doing so much better. I don’t have an ending for this post since I just wanted to write this down somewhere. But yea that’s MY Minecraft movie.

[talon-dragonbeast]

Now that I've posted about it I can send you this ask without worry: I've absolutely adored your enderkin posts for some time, to the point that I started questioning if I was otherhearted but it just felt very wrong/like there was more to the picture. Turns out I'm plural, and one of my headmates is Enderfolk/an Enderman. Much to my amusement, I followed you for draconic content and now the enderkin content is suddenly MUCH more relevant.

That part was just because I think it's silly and might entertain you to know, but I did actually want to ask- are there any ways in particular you affirm that part of your identity? We're looking for ways to sort of affirm each other as individuals and I'd love to see what you have to say!

akdfjsjdh it makes me so happy to hear that, you have no idea!!! i'm always blown away when people tell me that my posts helped them realize things about their own identity; i never ever thought that my little blog could have such a big impact on others. so thank you!

and congrats on the headmate(s)! another enderman friend, yay!!

oh, good question. well youre in luck because today is what I call an "enderman day", which just means that im more enderman than dragon today (having two kintypes means that one will inevitably be more prominent than the other from time to time, and that's okay), so here are some tips that may help you!

okay this may seem a little obvious but, wear clothes that affirm your identity. on enderman days like today i like to wear darker clothes and tall shoes (black converse or platform boots are my go-to for enderman euphoria). i also have purple sunglasses that i wear from time to time, that also serve the purpose of protecting my eyes from the sun as they are pretty light sensitive. padded fingerless gloves are great if you have paw pads, and you can paint your nails black if you have claws (you can sharpen them as well, but i personally prefer to keep them short for sensory reasons). you can also wear jewelry as that feels very enderman-y to me for some reason; i personally love earrings and rings (especially if theyre golden!).

appearance aside, other things i love to do as an enderman are walking and people-watching; you can even combine them for maximum effect. if i know one thing about endermen is that we love to watch, especially humans. i personally like going for a walk with some music or a podcast, and just look around to see what i can find. i sometimes pick things up from the ground and carry them around, or even take them home. it sounds silly, but wandering around is an activity i really enjoy. endermen are wanderers, after all.

another behavior that i like to do are vocals. i make enderman-like sounds such as vwoops, little clicks and purrs; these are the ones i like the most and are easier to do with my human mouth, but you can experiment with the ones that work for you!

and finally, just playing Minecraft on my tablet is a very good source of comfort. i like to visit my hearthome, the warped forest in the nether, and just chill there with the other endermen.

thanks for the ask, and good luck with your plurality (is that something people say? no idea :D). have a good day!

[stalkyarsen-ebook]

So whats the story behind of your LiMian in your AU?

didn't really thought of this much. someone asked me what if they were to switch places and I have the ability to come up witch concepts and stories pretty fast. (i am a bit proud of it....)

hm....

if you want to know, it's about the same characters, the same ideologies but in a different context.

Li Ling found a new friendship with Li Xiao without knowing he was the one who betrayed Yun Chuan. Li Ling soon became a prison guard and due to Nether Gaol working with the Shadow Decree, he eventually met scientifics from it. He kinda judges them on surface level, he doesn't like them, but he met Hyde and Chu Yao. He thoughts of them as bad first, but he couldn't just say anything either. Chu Yao took notice of that and decide to play around to see. He showed to Li Ling how Hyde has "good" intentions, that he cares. That things are more than you perceive. Li Ling was convinced. He thought that the Shadow Decree were working with good intentions. He decides to leave Nether Gaol and Tangton, it was better than staying in a corrupted government (much to Li Xiao dismay). He kinda puts Hyde on a pedestal especially after knowing of his history and how he's like. Of course, he's also grateful for Chu Yao, how could have know any of that if it weren't for him. Today, he tries to see more than surface level, find the good in people, even if they are brutes sometimes.

Long Mian was able to open up with Daniel, and sure things were complicated at first, but Daniel decided to think more than surface level and reached out to Long Mian. They agree on something. Long Mian can collect Miramons for research purposes, he'll be in charge of putting them in a containment chamber. Animal Taxidermy is also okay as long ethics are respected (which Long Mian already respected). And like that, Long Mian has a more healthier lifestyle and is more optimistic. Sure he is still creepy but he somehow get along with people alright. Even people like Amir.

As for the mini comic, basically the Shadow Decree decide to go on a raid on Union quarters. Li Ling, relunctant, came along. He decided on staying away from the main conflicts and kinda wander. He then found Long Mian who was also staying away. He knew of him, Union social media is pretty active and he sometimes found that man on Q's video. He thought Long Mian was really shy and is a bit embarassed on cameras, but even embarassed, he always found him awkwardly smiling. So he followed him to know more and ended up in said containment chamber, found miramons all over the place, rigidly aligned. He was disgusted and he basically did what his guts told him to do, fight it. And that's how he came to dislike Long Mian and the Union.

[murkystarlight]

Okay- @crystallisedroses since you asked me to write more about Luktra(and I've been dying to talk about this actually) so here it is!

Another round of random brain ideas

I personally think Petra and Lukas were childhood friends. Since they knew each other before the game, and it couldn't have just been from Lukas getting a nether star from her. Because- Petra was trying to get Jesse's gang to be friends with Lukas. She has no reason to do that unless we say that Petra was already friends with Lukas and wanted them to get along. Or Lukas was sad that they(him amd the treehouse gang) are like... forced into a rivalry(because of the other Ocelots) and kind of in a bad situation with each other but he thinks the treehouse gang are nice people and wants to be friends. So Lukas asked Petra if she could help with being friends with them since he knows Petra is friends with them. So, I like to think the two are close friends.

Speaking of childhood friends,

They know a lot of things about each other. So they tease each other a lot and use it agaist each other quite a bit.

I also really like to think that Petra was a really small and cute (and chaotic) kid when she was young. So when she got taller(and stronger) Petra made a lot of comments on it. But Lukas doesn't actually mind it all that much. Still pretended to be upset and made a lot of banter with her though.

Of course, one of the usual conversation starters would be,

"How did you get so tall? You were like the smallest kid ever"

Petra probably leans on his head a lot cause he has the good hair(and he isn't short y'know. So makes him a little bit uncomfortable to use as a arm rest). Makes a nice cozy place to face plant in

I also like to think that, Petra just loves messing with Lukas' hair. She ruffles it, ties it, decorates it... stuff like that. Lukas hates it. But gave up on trying to fix his hair and tell her to stop. He has no choice but to let her play with it until she's satisfied

Sometimes when she is in deep thought, she looks like she's planning to murder someone and everyone else is worried while Lukas has a warm smile on his face not feeling anything is wrong. The others look at him and go "she doesn't look the slightest bit intimidating to you?" And Lukas just keeps smiling and says "she looks calm" With like zero emotion(the others get used to it later)(and I'm not saying the others, the treehouse gang, weren't friends with Petra before the game. I'm saying that I think Petra would have been friends with Lukas longer than with them. Like.. if she was friends with Lukas since pre-school, then she would have been friends with the treehouse gang since like... high school-ish)

AND if Petra was younger than Lukas- that could make the cutest thing ever. Imagine Petra being like a clingy three year old, refusing to let go of a new friend she made. And Lukas is just standing there looking down at her, a girl he picked up on the streets that is now currently holding onto his legs, and he is patting her head with a smile.

Watching old videos and photos would be so fun- (Lukas probably has a lot of blackmail material from when they were really young like elementary school +some recent ones. And Petras would mostly be from when they are a bit more of age)

Lukas' cottage in season two was like- a checkpoint to Petra before she started going into distancing all her friends too much. She would sometimes stop there to visit him if she ever comes across a part of the forest where he lives. They would hang out and Petra gets a place to rest. Lukas often bakes her small snacks to bring along her adventures before she leaves. Even if she refuses them, they do come in handy when she doesn't have enough food around

They both love animals, so they like playing with Lukas' ocelot. Lukas is totally fine with the cat playing with Petra more than him.

Lukas got her into reading. Or, well. She always kind of liked reading, but she never really told anyone or read in public in front of people(cuz- persona lol)(you can kind of see something like this in the Netflix version). But sometimes they read together. Just sitting in the middle of a forest on a nice sunny day and just read for hours.

Lukas tries to keep a healthy schedule. Most of the time he does. The problem is when he is really into writing, then he forgets to take care of himself. So Petra tries to remind him not to do that, even when she isn't around. Which actually is a bit very irritating for Lukas since, she always brushes off her injuries.

Whenever Lukas finds/notices a new scar or some injury on her he sits her down and starts patching her up immeatiently. While scolding her for being too reckless and not telling anyone about them.

One last thing I want to add in this,

the song 'Valentine' by Laufey and 'Small girl' by 이영지

It fits so well to them(or maybe anyone. Just- it fits well with Petra for sure though) in my head- I swearr

So that's about it for now. This- it's all mixed up and makes no sense... and probably not the kind of content you were expecting🙏 but I can only remember stuff like this right now. I'm open to writing more about this though if anyone's interested 👉👈

I'm sorry- so hh... take this instead

Friends, lovers, whatever

I had fun🙂

[celinin-archive]

Celestino Vietti and Marco Bezzecchi interviewed by Moto.it (13.11.2020)

translation under the cut, my comments are in between []

Prefacing all of this with: the video actually starts with a (cringe) comedic sketch that i have not translated. The proper interview starts at 0:46 

I1: Hi guys, when you where younger who was your favourite rider? 

Cele: Valentino Rossi 

Bez: Valentino Rossi 

I1: and today? 

Bez: Valentino Rossi 

Cele: Valentino Rossi 

I2: What would you say to the Marco and Celestino from the past? 

Cele: don’t- don’t get too discouraged when things don’t go well, if you believe in it a bit more you can also do a bit better 

Bez: use your brain more and try reflecting a bit more 

I2: what got you angry? 

I1: i can’t see you anymore 

Cele: eh, it’s because here the weather it’s a bit bad and internet doesn’t work very well 

Bez (speaking to somebody else): Lindo, can you please get into the truck? Because they can’t see us anymore and here everything is frozen 

Lindo: fuck 

Bez: we hear them super laggy  

Cele: like on CoD 

Lindo: I’m coming I’m coming 

Bez: oh i have a sandwich with mortadella here 

Bez: noo, today it’s with the salami... i thought it was mortadella 

Bez: what if I get sick in the corners? 

Cele: eh, as long as you keep eating shit! 

Cele: think about if they are seeing everything 

Bez: [laughs] 

I2: what’s the thing that got you angrier on track? 

Cele: the contact that made me fall in the fourth corner in Misano 

Bez: when I fell in Aragon two laps from the end of the race 

I1: a flaw a rider mustn’t have on track? 

Cele: being slow 

Bez: true 

I2: and a trait that a rider must have? 

Bez: being fast 

Cele: being clear-headed in every situation 

I1: Marco, tell us one of Celestino’s flaws 

Bez: he’s very prickly  

I2: and Celestino, one of Marco’s 

Cele: eh, I don’t know 

Bez: come on, there will be at least one you know of, Dio bo’ 

Cele: eh, maybe sometimes when he gets angry, he does so in a bit of an excessive manner, but then he calms down so 

Bez: [laughs] 

I1: eh... are you in a relationship? 

Marco: I am 

Cele: not together, not together 

Bez: [laughs] 

I2: who’s the most handsome? Bez 

I2: who’s the funnier one? Bez 

I2: who cooks better? Cele 

I2: who’s better with girls? Bez 

I2: who’s had more relationships? Cele 

I2: who’s the most famous? Both 

I2: who’s the most talented? [the word used here also means endowed (in the *ehm ehm* nether regions). I sincerely doubt that’s the meaning the interviewer wanted to use, but that’s very much what comes across. If you were wondering why everybody is giggling.] Bez 

I2: who makes Valentino angrier? Cele 

I2: who will win the MotoGP Championship? Both 

I2: who do girls like more? [at first impact] Both 

I2: who’s the most sensitive? Cele 

I2: who’s more of an asshole out of you two? Bez 

I2: who’s better at popping the bottle open on the podium? Cele 

I2: maybe without breaking a hand 

I1: Now we ask you about Valentino Rossi. So, in how many classes did he win the world Championship? 3, 4 or 15? 

Cele: four 

I1: 1-0 for Celestino 

I1: When does he win his third Championship in the premier class? 20th of October 2003, 21st of October 2003, 25th of December 2003 

Cele: uh.... 21st? of October 2003 

Bez: I’ll say 20th of October then 

I2: it’s the 20th 

I1: on which bike did Valentino Rossi won the 125cc Championship? Aprilia, Garelli, Suzuki 

Cele&Bez: Aprilia 

I1: on which bike did Valentino Rossi won his first championship in the premier class? Honda, Aprilia, Kawasaki 

Cele&Bez: Honda 

I1: how old was he when he won his last GP in Assen? 38 years and 129 days, 38 years and 131 days, 37 years and 341 days 

Bez: wait, don’t answer 

Cele: no, it’s the last GP in Assen, when he cut the last chicane with Marquez 

Bez: 2015, so five years ago, thirty... 

Cele: I say 37 

Bez: 37 and something, we don’t remember the days 

I1: wrong, it was 38 years and 129 days 

I1: what time lap did Vale do to end up in the podium on the 3rd of June 2007? 2,01.695- 

Bez: wait, but where? 

I1: on the 3rd of ju- eh, now you want to know too much, on the 3rd of June 2007 

Cele: how is it too much?  

Bez: I mean- 

I1: direction, do we know about which track this question is? Thanks 

I1: big panic here... Mugello, wet race 

I: 2.01.695, 2.01.696, 25.14.000 

Cele: well, what are the first two options? 

Bez: two minutes and 695 and two minutes and 696 there’s a difference of a thousand of a second 

Cele: Orco diaz 

Bez: come on, I'll say 696, just to try it 

Cele: ok, then i say 695 

I1: Celestino won it! 

I1: Marco has to do penace 

I2: right 

I1: Celestino will decide what you’ll have to do. You can decide between singing Maracaibo, do a Valentino Rossi impression or answering an awkward question 

Cele: I choose the awkward question 

Bez: if it’s too awkward I’ll sing Maracaibo instead 

I2: what’s the weirdest place where you had sex? 

Bez: i don’t know, at the cinema 

Cele: oh, at the cinema [he says it with a mocking tone] 

Cele: you’re crazy 

Bez: I’m crazy 

I1: thank you guys 

Cele&Bez: bye 

[disfrutalakia]

Since Forever is giving me nothing to work with in terms of analyzing his character I will simply just start speaking and not wait for the guy to give me content <3 (so yeah do take everything I say with a grain of salt, this is mainly my view of the character)

I wanna talk about the ways that the whole nether thing might be affecting the way he acts on purgatory. Under a cut, cause... rambles <3

First of all, I think it's important to remember that in the beginning of the island Forever didn't really picture himself as being a leader (or even a father actually, Richas first day he was just not there) that was something that came to him later. The Regret arco is actually a good example of how easily Forever used to break under pressure, while he tried his best to lead the order on Cellbit's absence, it was very obvious that he didn't see himself as capable for the role, and maybe he was really not, at the time still being highly emotional.

Now, I'm not saying that Forever is the perfect president, obviously he will get things wrong sometimes, but I do believe that his leadership has improved a little. And the way he is acting on purgatory he a big proof of this, he is not afraid of making plans, sharing them and if needed taking the lead when the team main leader is not there.

But Kia, what does this has to do with the nether? You might ask, well I'm getting there!! Basically I think that one month in the nether, a place where he probably lead him and Walter Bob I'm guessing, maybe not in the beginning, but later on definitely. He started to get a lot more focused on survival, to trust his instincts more, all thing that got carried over to purgatory.

He didn't have a single moment to rest really, he arrived from the nether and then the next day was being shoved into purgatory and being told he had to fight for his life... again, but this time against his own friends and family. Forever has been in survival mode for a month straight, and the fact that he never got to talk about his experiences and is probably STILL bottling up a lot of stuff, doesn't help.

Neither does the fact that he knows that eventually he will have to betray someone.

Basically, I think that if Forever had more time in the main island before purgatory, had gotten to talk and to heal a little bit, he would be wildly different right now, maybe he would take the lead less often, maybe he wouldn't be so focused on not dying.

(Also I thing I couldn't find a place to fit at, but cc!Forever has mentioned before that his character's motivation is the eggs, and above all his son. All he wants is to get off the island with Richas)

[coolcattime]

hey cat!! I was thinking about the s1 finale, specifically Ianite feeding(?) Capsize’s remains to her dragon, I’ve always thought that it was super strange that she did that.

But thinking on it more, I don’t think the act is as malicious as it seems on the surface. I say this because Ianite’s Heart, something of high importance, was being kept in the stomach of a dragon in the nether, and I think it’s the same for Capsize’s remains. They were put there for safe keeping, and I’m like almost certain there’s also some annoying labyrinth in the end dragon’s stomach too.

And in Ianite’s Dream #5, I think it’s interesting that there is doubt put on s1 Ianite and her word. to be fair that opinion comes from mot (and s2 Ianite as well I think), but I do think there being doubt on Ianite at all is interesting. Because what if she is just straight up lying about needing/wanting to revive Dianite? She technically doesn’t need to, she just has to wait for arguably the much better option (Tom) to come back. And to my knowledge/ memory, the alts don’t know that Tom became Mecha- Dianite, so if that was information being actively kept from them by her? it’s also not a good look for her.

Basically, Ianite getting what she wants (capsize back) through underhanded methods. Which I think is a nice contrast to s1 Dianite, because when he wanted something it’s very loud and aggressive and in everyone’s face, which is also I think how s2 Ianite can be sometimes to maybe a lesser extent.

I also don’t think that s1 Ianite is evil, definitely traumatized, but not evil. I think she’s a god who couldn’t achieve what was asked of her (something she too wanted) and is now trying to re attempt that with a different method. Goddess of balance, she decides where the scales tip.

Hi hi hi hi!!

I’ve been thinking about this ask all day at work, and I love all of this. I love it so much. It’s added some ideas into my post timeline.

I do think that Capsize’s body being fed to the end dragon was a little weird. Not necessarily malicious, but it definitely isn’t the honourable funeral she could’ve given her. And I really like the idea that Ianite uses the dragon to store her body, to keep her safe until she has the opportunity to either give her a real funeral or, as it ends up being, trying to revive her again.

In my head, a traditional Ianerean funeral involves burning the body and then scattering the ashes across the sea, both as an act of balance and as a way to continue travelling the seas even after their death. There is also an Ianitee tradition of void funerals given that they’ve previously had communities in the end, with the idea that the deceased will continue to travel between the stars and the worlds, but it’s been long enough since there’s been any communities in the end that this idea is mostly lost to time. Now Ianite could’ve given Capsize a void funeral, but I think she hesitates, she knows neither of the Ianitees currently present know the old tradition, so she decides to store the body, though hiding that fact from those present.

And I imagine she, in her own head, fully intended to take her back to Ianerea and give her an actual funeral, or to give her a void funeral once the terrible hurt and string of her death wasn’t so fresh. But long before it fades, or even really dulls, the alts appear and I imagine that she realises what they’re trying to do, and, as you said due to her trauma and desperate want to fix things, she takes advantage of them to try and revive Capsize again.

Now, to link this with Ianite’s Dream 5 (click here for link to lican’s original post transcribing it) I think this makes me like that book a lot more. Now, I still think those books are very weird to read, as it’s one character detailing her opinion of another, while having very little insight into her (and frankly seeming to dislike her), while also referring to both herself and the other character as ‘I’, and they work better as S2!Ianite’s insights into the alts than anything about S1!Ianite. But!! I do think there’s some real interesting stuff when looking at it through the lenses that Ianite1 is trying to revive Capsize as opposed to Dianite.

It seems as well that I have lost my heart. Although it was returned, its long absence left some traits permanent: my rigid face, even voice, and immovable temperament.

Now, I said in my original reblog of that post, that I believe that the analysis given, that Ianite’s lack of emotion has basically nothing to do with her losing her heart and more to do with her mourning Capsize. I don’t really blame Ianite2 for misinterpreting (because I think the only characters that realise Ianite1 is in love with Capsize are Mot, Spark, and Martha and, yes, that includes the Season 1 characters), but I do think that is the reality. That having lost someone she cared so much about, she’s become more distant.

Mot has studied patterns of betrayal all his life. He believes that if Dianite wronged me in this world, he will do it again. Why revive such a fiend? To bring back his fairer reflection in Ruxomar? Perhaps they will balance each other when both alive.

But Mot does not trust it. He was raised by criminals.

Now, this bit. This is gonna go maybe a little out there. I wanna suggest that Mot not only questions why Ianite1 would want to bring Dianite1 back, but that he completely sees through the idea, because he recognises the sense of loss, the desperation to get someone back, the self-blaming for the person being gone in the first place, and he knows that isn’t about Dianite. He also knows that Ianite isn’t telling them all the truth, but he can’t get her to actually admit it.

These interactions are then interpreted by Ianite2 as what’s written, with her judging Mot as being stubborn and possibly ruining the plan, despite him being right. (I don’t think this is what canon intended, but erm… I don’t care). I also think, just from what I’ve written, Mot is the first person to work out that Ianite1 is/was in love with Capsize.

And I genuinely think that you’re right, Ianite deliberately decides to hide that the Dianite of her world is now Tom. Between the man that imprisoned her, and the man she finds vaguely annoying, she’d much rather wait for Tom to return. But she sees them determined to revive Dianite, and she knows that they aren’t going to stop, so she lies. She gives them some instruction, but she knows that, if they do accomplish anything, it’ll be furthering reviving Capsize, not her brother. Because maybe it’ll be done right this time, maybe she can fix her mistake.

Now, for how I now wanna tie this into my post timeline (because I have decided I genuinely like this idea), Spark, Jeriah, and Alyssa are trying, guided by Ianite, to revive ‘Dianite’, not realising they are actually working to revive Capsize. Due to having to work on surviving in a world literally changing around them, they make very slow process, but they seemingly make some when, whilst exploring the abandoned temple in the Nether, a spirit latches onto Spark. They don’t realise for quite a while that the spirit isn’t Dianite, but rather a fragment of Capsize’s.

They write off the wrong spirit latching as an accident, until everyone from Ruxomar (minus Tom and Jordan) show up, and Sonja begins working on her own revival method… and ends up coming up with one that, isn’t identical, but has some very identical steps to the instructions given by Ianite. And then… well, I’m not quite sure of everyone’s reactions, but definitely a mess.

[randomfrog2]

As a passionate fan of space operas I NEEDED to do this. So yea. Space opera AU with twisted boiz.

Part 1

Heartslabyul

Space police, basically.

Their main office is located on space station that's called "Garden of Roses" and looks pretty much like a big white rose with red spots. One could say this station is so big that it's more of a maze than a space station.

Riddle Rosehearts.

The youngest lieutenant in the history of Komissarium (name of space police).

Very strict with schedule, and follows charter every day, every second.

"Newbies, I expect you all to follow regulations or else," on LITERALLY every briefing.

He has his gun for a reason. But he's strong even without the gun. One time Ace challenged him, thinking that Riddle as weak as he seems to be. Ace was almost broken in half so he has never ever said anything about Riddle's strength after.

He can seems cold sometimes, but he really cherishes his co-workers, not only that, he remembers their birthdays and favourite presents.

He has little neuro pad for that.

Actually, he has neuro pad for every occasion in his life.

"Didn't know? Cabinet of lieutenant Rosehearts is known as cleanest place in Universe. If I was you, I would just leave these papers near his door. I don't want even imagine what he'll do if you leave those in a wrong folder."

Ace Trappola.

He became part of Komissarium not so long ago, but he showed some skills in one case, where he was working as partners with Deuce Spade.

He can be dum-dum sometimes, but he's sharp when he's on a crime scene.

And he's pretty strong.

...but uses his strength for winning in arm wrestling against his colleagues (he has collection of food talons, I tell you what)

As it was said he lost to Riddle once. So now he has some pretty strong motivation to go the gym.

"What do you mean we can't cooperate with criminals? Talking about wasted potential..." he said and after that he had a long conversation with Trey about things you can say in office.

Local menace to society.

Deuce Spade.

He's also a newbie with some potential.

... especially in chasing.

Although Riddle forbid him and Ace to do so, they participated in local racing around small planets.

By the way their number was 69 and Ace couldn't stop laughing.

They also almost hit satellite of a planet.

He has pretty low scores on exams, but his pilot exams scores always 90 or higher.

Ace is being salty about that so Deuce brags even more about it.

"That's just about that feeling to fly in space that I can't get enough of. One day I'll be a captain on one, just you wait!"

Trey Clover.

Not the oldest, but everyone joke about his age anyway.

You forgot to do your papers for Riddle? He got you. You have worked all night and run out of coffee? He got you.

He got you in any way.

He helped Ace and Deuce in their first case although he tried his best to not interfere.

Trey is known for his diplomatic skills, so he more often escorts important political parties on planets and space stations rather than seeking for offenders.

And, of course, he's often in the office together with Cater.

Some might say those two have a romance, but nether of them have ever accepted that.

"I haven't seen my family in a long time. They're on Earth currently. Maybe I should take Cater with me the next time I visit them. Why? No reason at all. That's what friends do, right?"

Cater Diamond.

Works in office and knows EVERY rumor there.

This guy has somewhat magical skills in knowing how Riddle would like to see papers being sorted, so everyone ask him for advice.

He is a pretty good navigator.

Also, he knows a lot of people on planets and systems that out of reach of most investigators' connections.

And even Riddle can take him on a case so Cater can help with witnesses.

Drinks a lot of coffee in their buffet, but only Trey and Ace know that coffee that he drinks is extremely BITTER.

Ace knows that because his cheeky ass decided to try Cater's coffee without permission one time.

"Look, I reeeealllyyy would like to do that work but tonight I'm going home early. They have opened new club on 50th floor so I want to go there. Thanks for filling those papers tho! You're da best"

Komissarium has around 52 spaceships. Riddle's favourite one is Queen of Hearts. It looks like big sharp black heart with four powerful interstellar engines that look a lot like white roses with red spots. Also this ship is the only one that has anti-field that can turn off enemy's engines completely for a long period of time. Employees of Komissarium joke that this ship can have the head of other ship.

The one that was used by Ace and Deuce in race is called Five of Hearts.

Five of Hearts looks like a big white card with popping out belly. Belly has a form of sharp heart, one side of which is dark blue and the other one is red. Ship has five interstellar engines, but they are way weaker than the ones that Queen of Hearts has.

"This ship can't lose! Its name is so close to legendary 'Queen of Hearts'. And I believe five is a good number. So I'm sure we're betting on right horse here." (by Ace, before the race)

"C'mon now, dear, we need some more speed to win. We have our limits doubled here!" (by Deuce)

[mine-ventures]

I can't tell what setting this Minecraft world has proper. It has a certain medieval feel with thibgs like monsters, dungeons, castles, dragons, hell, magic, potions, constructs and the outworldy end. Yet there are modern appliances, talk about planets and modern concepts. The backgrounds and wordings contradict and don't always fit. It takes a bit from the fantasy and the survival feel base minecraft offers.

Why mix concepts? /gen

CW: Long Post holy shit, I'm sorry I never shut up---

Ok, I wanna answer this question first as a Mun, cuz I think it's my duty to do so! (Imma tell u now that some stuff I'll say in here are pretty much my point of view on some stuff, and they're pretty much my headcanons, so, yeah!)

So, here we go!

Why there are some concepts that doesn't seem to fit in here, you ask, my dear, Anon. Well, the answer is very simple!

Everything is set in a different time-line. I mean, some stuff related in the bios of my characters has happened like, many years ago, even more than a normal human being could live for. They've been here for MANY YEARS.

They're pretty much answering in a more... Uhhh... Distant-not-so-distant future?? Cuz some species can live over 100+ years, and some other cannot die unless killed (Ex. The Undead). Minecraft is a VERY old planet... And is definitely NOT the same Earth we all know.

Earth and Minecraft are NOT the same, nor even the Universe in here. You can view it as some kind of "Alternative Universe" if you want lol

Also, the modern stuff you see, aren't THAT modern as you think. Some stuff are still underdevelopment, like, when humans were inventing the first fridge?? or the first TV?? The first Light bulb??? Idk xD Even the fridge itself, is made out of iron blocks, a well preserved ice block, some Iron doors and probably a dispenser/barrels with some buttons/levers so it'll open lol You gotta use your imagination, bud!

I can assure you, they DON'T see their world as if they're in a game. For them, they live their life as if they are living like you! There's no such thing as "Game Mechanics" or "Game Rules", there's no "Health bar" or "saturation bar" or "Servers" or "Chat". Humans aren't called "players", The Nether isn't called Hell.

They're living their lifes, they're not living a game. Cuz this is not a game for them, as the real life isn't a game for you!:]

Also, another answer for some stuff is also: I've based much of the tale in my very old point of view when I first created these silly OCs and their adventures (And that was when I was 10yo... In 2010 lol)... So some stuff might seem pretty outdated, or maybe they don't make so much sense anymore not only for that, but because I always work in a way where I mostly break the laws of the canon just so some stuff could "make sense" in the universe of this tale... Also, because I find it funny and sometimes I just decide to ignore some parts of the canon so I don't have too much limitations lol xD (If you know me, you know how much I LOVE to break the Canon and make AUs and do stupid shit just for fun and some laughs xD)

But yeah, I'm sorry if everything I said is stupid or at the very end doesn't make any sense... I just want to have the same fun I used to had when I was 11, now that I have the free time to do it!

I just missed my blocky friends and their world :)♥

(Bonus doodle I made of me(?) with my Co-Admin of this Tale[????)

[seasonal-writes]

How much worldbuilding do you have? Not because I love it or anything- (I've already noticed some of the bits you've sprinkled in regarding architecture and clothing but I would love to hear more if you want to share!! More on these or language or food or trade exports or-)

ooOOH WORDBUILDING. my beloved. especially for Golden Rings. i have some (?) that's fully fleshed out and fully coherent, absolutely! Pulling from some of your suggestions, so starting with trade, the Nether and the Overworld are obviously in constant contact and commerce with each other. That much is kinda obvious, since The End is actually sorta..limted access only? Compared to just poppin' up a Nether portal, at least. Most of the exports between the Nether and overworld areee typically building materials at a massive level, meaning that things like quartz, blackstone, all those fancy materials are constantly being traded and paid for and brought through. On a smaller level, though, the nether is also known for its apothecary-related materials for potion making, which is obviously based on gameplay. (Blaze rods, magma cream, etc.) so shops and other people also find trade sources within the nether for those sorts of things. hopefully that makes sense haha i also LOVE that you noticed my architecture lore. because god. i don't know a ton about it in technical terms— but if i've learned ANYTHING from this fandom, it's that a building can have a LOT to say and a lot of meaning. And you mentioned the gates the other day in your ao3 comment, but there's more! Like, the windows for example are pretty obvious, but they definitely have such open windows because the Overworld Royal line has 1. always had winged beings in it, so it was built for easy take off and landing's sake and 2. their entire thing is about being open and having access to the rest of the world. Whereas in the Nether, they're very iron-clad and defended. Mostly because they live in a place with many hostile beings that can do real damage (ahem. GHASTS.), but also because i think they have more of a protection priority and want that impression to carry through into the castle :) so you can see how their ideals and defenses might definitely clash in something like,, war. which i need to try and expand on sometime because i'm just flying by the seat of my pants with what they were actually fighting over lol.

BUT! one thing i can also say is that the Overworld's army is much bigger than the Nether's. This being because the Nether, who takes pride in defense and such, trains their soldiers and knights to be multi-faceted. They can handle a lot that is thrown at them, and they're very diverse since they technically have to consider fighting on multiple kinds of landscape/in different weather/etc. So, while they may lack in number, they make up for in a really intensely strong and adaptable force of soldiers. But the Overworld doesn't really have that, not as much as the Nether. So, they have power in numbers and larger, oddly complex weaponry. uhhHH i haven't thought TOO much about language aside from a few things that are not at all coherent in my brain! but here's one thing, i suppose! :D People from the Nether or the End will often use "Void" instead of "Gods" like people in the overworld do. Obviously language is fluid and exchanged, so this isn't a fixed concept. but depending on how close you are to a town/village with a nether portal, there will be lots of different languages/slang the closer you get, because it's likely those who live in that town have visited/lived in the nether at some point and have picked up a few things while they were there. i just thought that was kind of an interesting lil tid bit. annnd i'm gonna shut up now before i write a whole ass essay in your ask response LMAO dude,, you really know how to get me goin' with this story,, woooughh but thank you for asking!! i really love talking about it and answering the questions so sfksj

[cartooncadet666]

Fun facts about your AU's? 👀

Glad you asked me about this fellow anon! While I do have many facts about all of them, there are ones I post on here often so I'll do those-

Suicidal AU:

• Spiral doesn't only have nightmares since the big incident, he also has dreams too. His subconscious mind travels to different parts of the dream realm, and due to that, he knows many past experiences most of the main characters (in this au) had.

• Buttocks and Buttler are twins yes, but their relationships with their loved ones made them completely different ghost types despite looking similar!

• Betrayus isn't the only ruler of the Nether Realm, there are other various regions that reach farther than written down in the books Pac read. Entirely different kingdoms and leaders too! (What I'm saying is, the Nether is actually huge!)

• The species of ghosts I created, Emoti, were listed as an extinct ghost species, even if no one knew many of them were still alive. Emoti were meant to be allies for the yellow ones, but since the yellow people were wiped out from the war, millions of Emoti were too.

-A few thousand still remain, but they keep hidden away from the well known lava kingdom society, because they still all have fear of Betrayus's fury and what he could do to them if he realizes the species still lives.

Amnesia AU:

• When Buttocks is in his creature form, he will only become hostile when he feels if one being is going to cause harm to another, he's sensitive to threat.

• Apex and Tip are in this situation, the reason why they came back to Pac-World is because most of the Pointyheads that took charge of the inklings forgot one back at the planet. Apex didn't want to waste any resources so he took Tip as an escort and tried to find the baby, sadly meeting Buttocks along the way.

• Pacster has some trouble getting along with the President now, because Stratos risked a lot of possible problems trying to stop the au's antagonist, literally risking Skeebo's life in the end.

• During his amnesia, Skeebo slowly gains his memories but the more he gains, it's sad.. he gets scared of who he was. In this universe he already had issues with self loathing and awareness, it could worsen going on.

Blinded AU (The New AU):

• Pacster and Spiral get VERY defensive when people talk smack about Skeebo in this. Of course Skeebo was killed for his own actions, but the boys take responsibility for even telling the President, so if someone has a grudge and says something bad, they might get smacked.

• Pacster wears Skeebo's old jacket because Mullen (a background classmate who I named) gave it to him. "You might need this more than us, you guys were the only ones that still tried for him." He said. And because of that, there's not a second you see without a tired yellow sweetheart wearing his dead bully's jacket.

• Kiki and Kealoha aren't the only ghost buddies Skeebo has in the Nether now, Sue and Mavis (those two girl ghosts, they're so sweet!) and my own version of Orson belongs in the friend group too!

• As a spirit, Skeebo has to haunt, but his methods are.. questioning. He haunts those who caused more harm to others and gives small spooks to the people he knew.

^^^^ Speaking of that:

• Skeebo cannot see his surroundings, only people, and when he sees people, he can only see what he interprets of them. The same effect applies to the dreams he gives, except of him seeing them, he changes his body to an illusion to what HE thinks they interpret him as.

False Reality AU:

• Aurora and Zac still do not always get along, similar to their sons sometimes. Aurora raised hers with the influence of understanding the villain before stopping their fury but Zac raised his with defeating them first and empathy later, that's what makes Skeebo and Pac so different.

• If you have seen Calix Trisleister in one of my past posts, you may know he has a triangle for a head with one eye. He may look like Desmond, a demonic being, but that's not the case. Calix is an angel in the PMATGA universe, and he's the son of the right hand man of the huge god that may or not be the villain.

• Because of the false reality, everyone has the ability to travel to other universes rather than their own. Mainly to get materials, but there is a collab with the Steven Universe AU and the FR one, and it shows more about Specter and Buttocks.

• If they all do escape, they might need YEARS to recover from the trauma received, like 3-4.

• Every main force known: Pac-Worlders, Ghosts, Pointyheads, Demons, Angels. They all have a connection, and it's because of the maybe villain.

Those are some of my fun facts about my most recent au's, remember you can always ask questions for me to answer! Cadet out!