#also arthur never wanting to take advantage of her

[sic-vita]

"I thought a castle would be a suitable substitute for a home, and mandatory displays of respect would be a suitable substitute for human affection. You were treated like a queen but you were my hostage, Genny what the hell did we think was going to happen?"

inspired by this post by @badsalmonella

[pigfacedbitch]

It's A Trap!

summary : Prince Arthur uses reader to lure Merlin out whenever he is hiding from him.

word count : 0.5k

type : imagines

pairing/s involved : Merlin x Reader (?)

warning/s : none. just Merlin pining over reader and Arthur being an ass.

here is my masterlist!

Note : I thought of this when I watched the clip where Arthur is looking for Merlin and he was hiding behind the door. 😂 It was a one shot before and I heavily edited it too.

There is no denying that Prince's Arthur's manservant is in love with (Y/N), a noble lady from one of the most prestigious houses in Camelot.

Everyone, even Arthur himself, knows it. And that's saying something. 🫢😂

From the way Merlin would stare at you with heart in his eyes, how he would follow you everywhere like a dog, or his ears pick up whenever he hears your name.

Gaius almost wants to take a leaf out of Van Gogh's book and tear off his own ears because Merlin wouldn't shut up about you. He also writes about you in his letters for Hunith.

Now, does Arthur take advantage of it? Of course, he does. Like,"Do you know Lady (Y/N) would be there?" or "If you fetch flowers for Gwen, you could also get some for your lady love."

The epitome of the statement, however, is making you his trap. Confused? I'll explain further later.

"Merlin?! Where are you?!"

It's very common for the palace staff to hear the prince of Camelot blaringly calling out to his manservant. Although some people catch Merlin scurrying away from him or has an idea of his whereabouts, no one bothers to tell Arthur anything.

After all, it's completely understandable and why many servants can empathize. As admirable and honorable the prince is, he can be a handful at times.

That's where you come in.

Whenever Arthur has given up searching for Merlin, he would search for you instead.

He often finds you in the gardens with the other noble ladies, helping some servants with menial tasks, or having tea with Morgana and Gwen. Uther enjoys your company too, making the usual stoic ruler laugh and gossip.

"May I excuse Lady (Y/N)? I need her assistance with something."

"Is it Merlin again?"

"...Yes."

You would go to Gaius' chambers, the kitchens, servant's quarters, or anywhere Merlin could've gone to. Then, you would tell anyone that you're looking for him to speak about personal matters and you'll be waiting for him with a place of your choice.

Arthur would wait with you, but he's hiding where Merlin can't see him.

Why do you continue helping the royal prat? It's because you find it funny.

You're also curious, thinking how long will it take Merlin to stop seeking you out because most of the time it's just one of Arthur's traps.

The prince's knights bet on it. Gwaine and Leon are winning— saying how Merlin will never learn.

It's true, he doesn't. I guess love does make you an idiot.

Merlin always approaches you with a beaming grin on his face and blushed cheeks, acting like a lovesick school boy.

"My lady, you were looking for me?"

"Well you see..."

Arthur would wait for Merlin to get closer before grabbing the manservant in his clutches.

"Here you are, you idiot!"

Sometimes Merlin would free himself and run, sometimes he doesn't and Arthur would drag him away while warning him of possible punishments.

But he never misses the chance to look back and give you the most charming smile anyone has ever graced you with.

"Merlin really loves you, doesn't he?" You hear Gwen beside you, linking your arm with hers. Nervous and worried, you reply—

"Yes. I just hope that I get to tell Merlin that I share his affections. But Arthur is always with him."

[tacitusk1llwhore]

I don’t blame Mary for needing Arthur’s help. We all need help sometimes and Mary was uniquely helpless. She had nowhere else to turn, especially as a woman of her time, but it still feels manipulative in the way she goes about it. 

Mary clearly did love Arthur. She's even shown crying at his grave in the end credits. But, loving someone doesn't automatically mean you can't be shitty to that person or use them, and Mary did certainly take advantage of the fact that she knew Arthur loved her back and she got him involved in her family drama and made him fix things for her. Sure, you can argue that back in those days a widow didn't have many options if the the men in her life (brother, dad, etc) were losers, but getting in touch with an old boyfriend to ask him for help like she did is kind of selfish no matter how much she needed said help. One can cut her some slack due to the circumstances and by assuming that maybe she did on some level want to see if they could get back together but ultimately gave up because she realized Arthur would never quit the gang, but I don't think it's fair to say she was innocent and didn't purposefully use Arthur knowing that he would probably find it impossible to tell her to get lost. And it also did feel a bit… Sad, to have Arthur tell her that he wanted to run away but that he needed to get some things in order first, and while I do understand how Mary might have realized that he had other priorities, it still felt a bit silly to tell him to run away then take it back when he can’t do so immediately. Once again, I don’t blame her for that. Plus, the only reason he could help her with her family drama is the same reason why they can't be together from both their p.o.v.'s: Arthur is an outlaw who is no stranger to violence. I like Mary as a character because of the role she plays in the story and I don't think it's as simple as "bad woman used my precious Arthur" like so many people like to argue, but I also don't think it's fair to say Mary wasn't using Arthur on some level at that point in their lives. If your ex from many years ago calls you to ask for help because she has no one else and that help requires you to do stuff that is the exact reason why your relationship ended back in the day, the exact thing your ex would talk down about, I'd say you might have some complex feelings about the situation and you'd be justified in telling her you don't want to get involved. The game allows you to opt to say no to her request for help, after all.

Now, if you want to define "use" as manipulating someone for your benefit by letting them think you actually care for them when you don't give a crap about them, then sure, I agree that Mary didn't use Arthur. Her actions in today's lens could be looked at as "using" him. But Mary, like most women of that time, were mostly forced to rely on men to simply live in society (someone like Sadie is an exception, as she became an outlaw and thus, lived outside of society.) Mary couldn't just get a job, buy her own property, etc. She truly wanted Arthur but needed someone who wasn't an outlaw, constantly under threat of being jailed or killed. I think looking at it through the lens of 1890s society portrays her actions towards Arthur more out of desperation and desire, and less out of manipulation and/or malice.

But then again, she absolutely did use Arthur. Not in the way Dutch did by getting him to go rob a train or something. But in a way that served her own interests. Saving her little brother from a cult, etc. Just because she wasn't manipulating him into doing illegal things doesn't mean she wasn't using him. In my opinion Mary isn't any more at fault than Arthur is, and vice versa. Sometimes, just loving someone isn't enough. But I don’t agree with the fact that they’re star crossed lovers, nor do I personally think that the writers were trying to ONLY write them as that. It seems that there’s more to it, of another story of someone he loves treating him selfishly, and him trying to give love back. So the writers probably know exactly what they’re doing. Doesn’t mean I don’t think he loves her or vice versa; I just wish we could see that energy go into someone else once it plays out. Well. Someone other than Dutch.

I love this so much because it points out just how complex their relationship is. Mary and Arthur, I don’t think, were ever designed to be these perfect star-crossed lovers. Mary is a woman of high society; she was most likely taught only how to be a mother, wife, and homemaker and has no experience with anything outside of that. She needed help, and I understand entirely asking for it with Jamie. I don’t think at any point was Mary asking for help with malicious intent. I do believe, however, that intentions matter less than the outcome, which did turn into “Oh, I can’t be a part of your rough life, but you’re the only person who can help me because of your rough life.” Which is hypocritical. The running away together thing included.

Their relationship is so full of this push and pull that you can look at it from so many lenses, and really none of them are wrong. But I do truly believe that in some capacity, she did know what she was doing and did use Arthur’s nature against him. She knew he would help her, knew he would at least show up, and while I can’t blame her for asking or using this, I can also say, it’s not my favorite thing for a person to do. Arthur does tend to fall into relationships that are based on someone guiding him for their own bidding, and we can assume that’s because that’s the love he was raised with. Neither of them are at fault; they simply aren’t as compatible as people make them out to be. I don’t think they ever could’ve worked, and not just because of Mary but because of Arthur too. He can’t fight this nature, he has to wrestle with the idea of doing good, of going straight. He’s got a temper and we see it even towards Mary, they’re so complex and when people try and simplify their relationship it drives me crazy.

The love is absolutely there, but the unconditional love is not, and for good reason. I also think they were made to contrast John and Abigail which I might talk about more later!

Love this, love the discussion on their relationship so so much, it’s so interesting to look at! Thank you! :)

[animalsalvationassociation]

Who is the strongest ASA member when it comes to fighting (or any type that you want to do)

That’s actually a VERY good question Anon!

Why don't I break it down? (Lol prepare for a lore drop, if you're bored go to the very end to see my conclusion)

The A.S.A. is split up into five main categories. [ Referenced Post ]

C.L.A.D.E. — Justice/Legal Department

S.O.S. — Coast Guard/Aerial Protection

S.S.Jade — Forest Conservation / Animal Welfare

R.S.R. — Animal Rehabilitation/Reserves, Search, and Rescue

The Octonauts — Ocean Safeguarding

Each branch was also assigned someone who met the qualifications for each needed role . . .

The Head of the A.S.A. is Professor Marin Kelp — A Businessman, Environmental Specialist, and an activist for Forest and Animal Conservation.

Kelp was the son of a hunter. Specifically in line with the Black Market. From a young age he was taught the in's and out's of hunting, trapping, skinning -- You get the picture. (Very in line with Ranger Marsh's upbringing except ofc he didn't hunt Crocs lol.) [ See Tweak's Headcanons ]

So you can imagine he knows his way around the bush. He never fought in the way of say, a fighting ring, or boxing. But he always knew how to defend himself if needed. However he's on the older side. Still very strong, physically, but his joints don't really work like they used to.

The Head of C.L.A.D.E. is Director Peggy Scratch — Scratch is not only a business woman herself but has quite the past in all things . . . Super Spy. Not to mention her strange skills in bowling.

If you know anything about Creature Cases you'll understand that Scratch used to be an agent herself [ " Peggy's Past " ]. It was revealed in the show that the Director was C.L.A.D.E.'s top agent back in the day. That was until she lost a suspect in a high speed chase, Roxy Raider, a highly skilled thief who was never caught or charged for her crimes. [ Wiki on the Episode ]

(Headcanon: This was Peggy's ultimate "failure", the one case she could never close. And for a long time it messed with her head. Getting in the way of her school work, her home life, even going so far as to ruin her "perfect" image in the eyes of her fellow agents. In her lowest moment Arthur--or as we now know him, Professor Inkling-- found her in the library crying over her the case file, he reached out and that became the first step in her healing journey when she accepted his friendship.)

Although despite her training and all those cases she solved in the past, I still don't think she qualifies as the "strongest". She's older, more focused on solving the issue by analyzing rather than taking the physical advantage.

Sure she could kick your butt, but with so many years under her belt and the fact that she's considered a mentor now, I don't think she has the same abilities as she did back in the day.

The Head of the S.S. Jade or Safari Solutions is Professor Emma Jade — Emma is strong willed Zoologist and knows her way around the streets. She's heavily involved in markets, trades, animal/forest activism, and reforestation projects.

Her main areas stretch across the lower half of Mexico and around the Amazon River. Most of her work is towards the people (locals) and quadrupeds, however sometimes she does aid creatures within the actual river depending on the situation.

As I mentioned before Emma knows her way around the streets. Despite growing up in Great Britain (because of the work her parents did, her father being Professor Kelp and his wife Samara Jade) she has spent several years adapting to the ways of the Amazon, taking care of its people and making sure that the forest stays where it is.

From a very young age Emma was taught to defend herself. Because her parents were both in positions of power (Billionaire Businessman / OG Captain of the Octonauts) she needed to learn to take care of herself if anyone attempted anything.

From there she became stronger and took several military programs as well as boxing in order to strengthen her skills. (She never joined the military but she went through plenty of programs in order to become the same level as any soldier within the corp.)

Emma may be a scientist and a conversationalist in the day, but at night she's the main reason why poaching and Black Market deals have gotten quieter. Em and her team work tirelessly to keep the Amazon safe. And if that just so happens to mean breaking and entering, knocking a few heads, and potentially disrupting the peace, she's on the job.

The Head of the S.O.S. or Sea, Ocean, & Sky is Freya Volpes — Freya is many things. She isn't necessarily a "fighter" but she's not untrained. Frey's main description is, Coast Guard, Animal/Ocean Activist, Lighthouse Keeper, and Seaplane Pilot.

As you can see, compared to others on the council, Freya's job doesn't necessarily need any combat training. (Except for maybe Coast Guard??) She DOES however know a thing or two about boxing. In fact she's a professional boxer, alongside her partner and fiancé Voyager (who we'll talk about in a minute).

She's been training for about five years now, first as a hobby now part of her career. She's done several major events even staring in some well named championships. She still working for the gold, but for now she's more focused on having fun with it!

(Fun Fact: Both Voyager and Emma have actually been helping her train, so she can one day reach her goal of becoming a framed name. Even if that means she takes on a few world records to get there)

The Head of the R.S.R. or Ranger Search & Rescue is Ranger Voyager Black Crow — Voyager or Black Crow (Crow for short) is a well known name in studies of Native American Tribes. Of course he's an advocate for Rehabilitation, Reserves, Nature Conservation, and works heavily in the field of National Parks or "Ranger Systems".

Black Crow is actually the first Native American to join the "Ranger Council", a gathering of Directors who oversee National Parks and the welfare of animals who aren't integrated into modern societies, and has become an Ambassador for Native voices all over the country.

Voyager is incredibly smart and has shown many times how far he's willing to go for his people (Native blood as well as those who are without voices, aka what most people consider as the "less evolved" species - Quadrupeds, Avians, Insects, Aquatic, etc. etc.) However out of all of the A.S.A. members, Crow is the most pacifist.

He sees flaws in physical approach. There are hundreds of other ways to solve a problem without the need for violence. However that being said, he isn't stupid. There are plenty of people all over the world who would disagree with him, and he knows that. He may not have military training, but he is well versed in martial arts, not excluding the art of boxing.

Black Crow picked up his boxing hobby as a way to impress his, now fiancé, Freya. Eventually that hobby turned into something more. When he's not on call, or at home with his niece/adopted daughter (Rosie), he's off in the dojo or the ring practicing. In a way its become his mediation. It relaxes him, and it gives him an excuse to practice with his partner.

(Ya'll were waiting for this one I KNOW it.)

The Head of the Octonauts is Captain Barnacles — We all know and love the captain. Otherwise most of you probably wouldn't be here. He's smart, strong, witty, and such a sweetheart. Captain Barnacles was trained in the Navy for several long years. He'd be in his forties about now and started around the age of 17-18. (Lol someone else can do the math) [ See Barnacles' Headcanons Pt. 2 ]

But his training wouldn't have stopped when he joined the Octonauts as the Captain. In order to meet the demands of what his role expected of him, Barnacles spent time relearning the basics before the crew set off. And in all actuality, Barnacles is STILL learning! By all accounts he's at PEAK health!

He's stronger, faster, and ten times more agile than most of his predecessors (and others his age) who went through the same training he did. Comparatively, if you look at Kelp or Scratch, they've got nothing on him. They stopped putting in the work years ago, focusing on other avenues and never really keeping up with their routines.

Since Barnacles is constantly jumping into action he's learning a new way to be healthy. His "Polar Bear Strength" is what's keeping him on top. It's what's helping his crew as well as himself get out of the tougher situations.

SO in conclusion I have two answers.

Every member of the A.S.A. works hard to stay on the ball. They do their best to work for what—not only their cause, but their team—needs them for. It's not the simplest answer I can give but hopefully now you understand why.

Barnacles is by far the "strongest". Like I said before, he's in his peak. He may be older but that isn't stopping him. He's working hard to put in the time and the effort to be there for his team when they need him. Even if that means protecting them at all costs.

Emma, comes in second. She may not be able to throw you on her back and carry you twenty miles, but by all accounts she would be a great contender for "strength". Not only is she the most well trained, but she's calculated and precise.

Strength means many things to me. If you were to go by statistics, Kelp would be the strongest overall with a bite force of 3,700 PSI, having Barnacles as a close second at 1,200 PSI. (That doesn't count for actual force of muscles, as in body weight measured between speed and mass, but I wasn't really getting the numbers I was searching for so they aren't included)

When you say strength, sometimes I see (at least in this instance) skill and mental stability. Emma isn't entirely stable (another reason why she's in second) mentally, only because she's under constant stress due to impending threats, most of which aren't natural (gang violence, market heists, occult attacks, etc. etc.).

Not to mention the trauma she carried over when she was first adopted and the death of her beloved mother, Samara. Not to say Barnacles hasn't ever gone through those very same things, but he's on a steadier path with constant support that he recognizes and works with to help him through his worries and anxieties. [ See Barnacles' Headcanons Pt. 1 ]

If you made it this far, thank you. Sincerely this was so fun to make. It's been so long since I was able to share something about these guys. There's so much more to come, but I wanted to make something that shed a little light on the A.S.A. before (what I call) the "big update".

(That basically refers to the shift in content, the updates, redesigns, blocking, links, the fanfic, etc.)

You all are amazing, and again a special thank you to Anon. You were very patient, I appreciate it dearly!

Asks are still open if you want to learn more about this AU and all of the wonderful characters I've made! Don't be shy, I promise I won't bite! And just so everyone knows, I'm more than happy to take Anon questions, but I also want you to know that there's no shame in putting your name on it! In fact it'll give me all the more reason to appreciate it!

Have a wonderful Valentines, and I'll see you in the next post! Thanks for reading my doves!

(If you want to learn more about the A.S.A. as it is currently stands, please visit " Welcome to the A.S.A. ")

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

I'm filled with 3DS Brainworms so here's who I think all the Awakening kids would be retainers to if they were in Fates

Lucina/Marth- Xander? Maybe Ryoma if we're doing both countries. I have a hard time seeing her able to relax enough to not be next to the most important people if she had the chance. She'd be Corrin's retainer if that was an option. I kinda like Ryoma more than Xander cuz I'm picturing Saizo saying he doesn't trust 'Marth' because of his mask, without any sense of irony. Also Sakura just because I've seen adorable art of that rarepair and I'm on board.

M!Morgan- Leo, I think Leo and the Morgan's would have a nice dynamic where their presence is both comforting but also elevate Leo's insecurities since the Morgan's are skilled tacticians and his skills aren't as unique.

F!Morgan- Leo/Xander. Maybe Leo's official retainer but bothers Xander. I picture like once a week she has a presentation on the health benefits of killing your father or how to depose a tyrant. Never explicitly saying Xander should commit regicide but one can infer her meaning. Definitely way less subtle than her twin clone. Probably taking the most advantage of the "you fire one of us the others quit" vibe the Awakening kids have. Banned from visiting Corrin in the Northern Fortress.

Cynthia- Camilla, Camilla claimed her before they even proved their worth as fighters. Camilla would adore her and her dynamic with Beruka would be hilarious. She's also friends with Arthur, they need constant supervision together in case something goes horribly wrong.

Brady- Leo, I need him complaining about Leo sleeping at his desk and studying to exhaustion. Do ya wanna a hunchback like him?

Noire- Leo/Camilla. She's incredibly knowledgeable about magic despite being too frail to use it herself, pokes over Leo's shoulder and points out a mistake while bringing him a new cup of tea. Drives Leo up the walls. But also not all that confident and frail, Camilla just snaps her right up. The kind of person that Camilla likes most, one's that are dependent on her in some way.

Kjelle- (isn't she already one of Elise's retainers??) Honestly I know Effies personality is different in the Japanese version but since I'm not familiar with that I can only picture Kjelle's interactions being extremely similar to hers. Either Elise or Sakura, give Elise the beginning of a muscular knight Lady army/harem or I think Kjelle would fit in with Hana and Subaki's dynamic and she'd get a laugh out of knocking Subaki off his fly horse.

Laurent- Leo or Takumi, nerds herd together. I think he'd have a better chance of getting a spot with Takumi than most of the others simply because there isn't anything Takumi can hold against him, he's polite, invested in learning as much as he can(which means he'll likely come asking Takumi a lot and deferring to his expertise, playing into the vibe of Takumi's retainers being his fan club with a different reason than Hinata and Oboro, he looks up to Takumi's intelligence) and his outfit doesn't share any similarities to Nohr's fashion, his tits aren't out and he's not wearing black and purple(why I think the Morgan's wouldn't be able to get close to Takumi)

Gerome- Camilla, while he's the exact opposite of Camilla's main swinging range, he's solitary and doesn't react to praise like Severa, he does follow orders and can be a second pair of eyes to baby someone. Most likely on Elise duty any time she goes into the sewer city. Also he and Beruka nod at each other and go do their jobs. Best coworker Beruka's ever had. She leaves to go kill someone for Camilla and has a packed lunch for the way back. Minerva likes Beruka too.

Yarne- Xander or Hinoka, depending on which part of Yarne's cowardlyness you want to play with. Xander trusts Yarne both because despite all his anxiety he's never really the "unfeasible" type of anxiety and he breaks through his cowardlyness to protect those he cares about. A single "What do you think could go wrong" gets Xander a long way. Meanwhile Hinoka's retainers all have the vibe of her feeling the need to protect them instead and Yarne is PEAK failboy. Also play into Hinoka's more gentle and animal loving side with her brushing his rabbit form. Also Yarne/Camilla ship, she knows what she likes and it's a failure she can coddle and Yarne quickly learns that her arms are both the safest and most dangerous place he could possibly be.

Nah- Camilla/Leo/Corrin/Azura. No strong feelings on any of these, I think her dynamic with Camilla would be similar to Severa's where she's a little desperate for approval but to a lesser extent. I think she'd Like Leo but more of a book club/study buddy thing than serving him. I can see her sticking with Corrin in the Northern Fortress for both Dragon and Lilith reasons and I think she'd be a good Lilith-equivalent and friend for Azura, Naga knows she needs someone to talk to about the crazy stuff she knows that she can't tell anyone about.

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[moonjellysfeast]

do you have any omegaverse headcanons for any of ur characters

Tbh, I hadn't thought much about it before. They def come quite easily, tho.

Ishna, for example is of course an omega, he smells like honey and lavender with maybe a hint of vanilla when he's especially pleased. Even before he is properly stalking you, he has a nest set up full of your clothes, he maintains it whether or not he's in heat and he regularly comes into the cafe when he is in heat. In Omegaverse, he'd have been raised to be a traditionalist, his parents hoped for an alpha but since their child was an omega, they raised him to never take heat suppressants and taught him that he was a prize for "only the best alpha". Of course, they meant rich but he heard you. Despite his traditional upbringing and views, he kinda doesn't want to have kids and he would freak out when he gets pregnant.

Ipomoea is also an omega, though he pretends he's a beta. He constantly takes suppressants, trying constantly to appear as a beta no matter what. He assumes you found out and that's why your stalking him, which only fuels both his paranoia and his unwilling attraction to you. When you finally kidnap him, he no longer has access to his meds and quickly goes into a maddening heat. He would smell like pepper jellies and warm bread(I think his smell would evoke the feeling of a warm meal and I keep thinking of fresh tortillas or fry bread). When he does accept that you're now mates, he waits until he's unbearably in heat to throw together a nest, he prefers to just be fucked through his heats than do any proper self soothing. I think omegaverse really adds a lot to Ipomoea's plotline.(maybe I'll make it canon... maybe)

Honestly, Hanna is the only one who isn't an omega, I think she's a beta. Largely cuz she was an angel, which are like sexless spirits(maybe, idk the jesus lore). She made herself female in hopes you'd like the body but moreso forgot a secondary sex, if you remind her, she'll gladly make herself an omega but it doesn't change much except that her sent would probably make you feel a bit sickly. She'd smell amazing but you would have a headache from it for sure.

On that note, Arthur is basically an omega in his real lore. Though, being in an omegaverse gives more reason to his childhood adversity, the moment it was found he was an omega he was relentlessly bullied and kicked out of his own home. being in an omegaverse also ensures he feels even more gratitude towards you, if you treat him like an animal or a toy, he's just thankful to be taken in by an alpha and made to fulfill his purpose. If you show him kindness or teach him that being an omega doesn't mean his life's purpose is to be bred, he is in awe of your generosity and sees you as his redeemer. He initially smells like dirt and bark, but when healthy and happy he smells like apple cider and cardamom.

Belphie wouldn't have to be an omega but she likely would be, making all the more reason her parents made her be hyperfemme. She would absolutely use it to her advantage with you, she'd refuse to take represents even if you asked and she'd trot around the house, rubbing her scent glands on anything she could. in omegaverse, she acts quite like a territorial puppy, even growling at strangers when you walk by them. She'd smell like vanilla cupcakes and stuff your face into her neck any chance she got. In heat or out, she wants you to mark her over and over again. If her claim mark isn't fresh, you have to do it again.

[vivianbernadetteaurora]

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[ccghastly]

Ooh! I’d love to hear about your head canon of Arthur speaking French if you don’t mind sharing!

For Sure! Thank you for asking!!

My headcanon is that Arthur's maternal grandparents were french immigrants and while Arthur's maman Beatrice is fluent in English she grew up primarily speaking French, so French is her first language and the one she has more confidence in speaking.

(Yes, Beatrice was totally the poor belaboured kid that had to act as a translator for her parents whose English skills were much worse than hers)

So, since Arthur's dad Lyle didn't have much of anything to do with Arthur while Arthur was in his formative years, Arthur's first language is also French because Beatrice preferred to use her mother-tongue when speaking with her baby.

This also, of course, means that Arthur did have a french accent when he was young, but after his maman's death Lyle didn't approve of Arthur not speaking 'plain English' and he worked hard to get rid of it.

Thus Arthur is fully fluent in conversational French.

This is also why Dutch and Hosea had to teach him to read after they met. Arthur learned to read from his maman, who learned to read from her parents, who only read and wrote in French. Arthur of course didn't tell the Odd Couple that he was already fully literate, just not literate in English. First because he'd learned that letting people think you're dumber than you are is never a bad thing, and then later because he was too deep into the lie to correct it.

Hosea did catch him in the act one day when he was sweet talking the horses (because he knew far more sweet pet-names in french) and Hosea cut him a deal. Hosea could mostly hold up his end of a conversation in french, but he was by no means fluent and lack of use only made him more rusty, so if Arthur would agree to talk with him in french once in a while when asked Hosea wouldn't tell Dutch.

Arthur agreed and Hosea kept his promise. No doubt saving Arthur from the innumerable hijinks Dutch would think up to take advantage of Arthur's polyglossal ways.

Arthur leaves notes for Hosea in French if he doesn't want Dutch or John (especially john) reading them. Dutch nearly caught on once because he knows Hosea speaks french and thus did assume that Hosea wrote the note, but the note didn't quite look like Hosea's writing. Hosea said that he'd just written it in a hurry, and Arthur took it upon himself to master mimicing Hosea's handwriting.

Hosea still finds it both funny and disconcerting to find notes that look exactly like he wrote them when he most definitely didn't. It's given him quite a few memory-loss scares when the notes are too vague or about common things that he could feasibly have wanted to note down to remember later.

Whoops that ran far longer than I meant it to, but it does hit all the highnotes of my Arthur speaks French headcanon. Thank you again for asking, I adore getting to rant about my unfounded brainchildren.

The fact that John is canonically learning to write in French has only solidified this particular idea, it's also a really fun coincidence.

[frankenjoly]

HAII. verlaine special

rimlaine + "hold me?"

fyolaine + "how does that taste?"

koulaine + "this ought to be put on your record"

rimlaine + “hold me?”

“Hold me?” He asked, in barely a whisper. And, just as quickly, Arthur Rimbaud got his wish granted in the form of his partner wrapping himself around him in a tight hug.

Tight and warm, exactly what he was looking for.

“Thanks, dear.” He answered, his voice muffled as he promptly buried his face in the crook of Verlaine’s neck, hugging him back with intensity. Blankets were nice, but that… that was special in the best of ways. Because nothing was better than sharing body heat with someone else, especially him, and because… oh, to hold each other so tenderly, them who also were capable of so much violence.

“No need to thank me, I do it gladly.” Was the response he got, as Rimbaud felt Verlaine’s head moving to rest on top of him.

Silence then fell for a while, since there was no need for words; both were more than happy to stay just like that. And an ‘I love you’ made its way into his throat, too, but it didn’t exit it.

Instead, the words were released in the form of Morse code softly tapped against Verlaine’s back.

fyolaine + “how does that taste?”

“How does that taste?”

“Honestly? Terrible.” Verlaine quickly replied, once he had swallowed. “But at least it’s not poison, so I give you that.”

“You seem pretty sure that it’s not poison.” Fyodor countered with a catty smile.

“I am, yes. Perks of the job.” Was all he offered in return in the realm of the current topic. Dostoyevsky wasn’t there to have a conversation about food, that was for sure, and he wouldn’t entertain small talk with someone like him. “Anyway, what do you want?”

“Can’t I greet one of the Port Mafia’s executives just because I feel like it?”

“Because you feel like it? You?” If there was something Verlaine was more than well aware of how the person in front of him, it was how he never stitched without a thread, and underestimating even the smallest word could be fatal. Ace had made that mistake, the dumbass, and he wouldn’t be following his footsteps. Especially when there was more intel on Dostoyevsky now, even if still scarce.

Unravelling the mystery that Fyodor was could only be a task for geniuses or fools, and despite his own smarts and boldness, Verlaine wouldn’t count himself as neither.

No matter how tempting it may be.

koulaine + “this ought to be put on your record”

“This ought to be on your record.” Kôyô said, only half serious, and despite that Verlaine quickly offered him a scowl.

“This was your fault now, so don’t try to pin it all on me.”

Being completely honest with herself, albeit only mentally, Kôyô had to admit it tended to be both their faults more often than not. But, of course, she wouldn’t say that to Verlaine’s face so easily.

“I’m by no means the one that is still under surveillance, just in case.” Was her response instead, scoffing. And, instead of escalating the conversation even further and into a full-fledged argument, what those words got from him as a reaction was laughter… which, to her surprise, sounded rather nice.

“Oh? So you’re going to take advantage of that, perhaps?” 

Verlaine’s words were filled with sarcasm, accompanied with a bit of venom but bigger amounts of amusement. And those only became more noticeable when she pushed him back into the seat both had been occupying before getting… interrupted, then ‘climbed’ to his lap, with him offering no actual resistance.

“Last time I checked we were both executives.” Kôyô said, simply and plainly. After all and at that point, all that talk was only part of an inside charade.

(Also on ao3.)

[yallemagne]

I'm never going to be able to work on Orice in this state. Let's talk about Jack Seward. I have so much. Soooo so much to say about him.

Warning: I am going to be looking at Jack and his motives and attitudes, and I am going to be treating him like any ol' guy that you could find in the world. I'm not gonna take "it's just a fictional story, it's not that deep". I am a writer. It is that deep. This post is critical of Jack for reasons other than the obvious fact that he abuses his patients. Don't proceed if you don't want that.

And additional warning: if you ship Lucy and Jack and are going to get mad at me that it isn't book canon, you can take it up with Bram Stoker instead. This warning will seem petty, and it is. I have been yelled at simply for engaging with canon in a way that goes against other people's headcanon, and I will not tolerate that here.

I'm thinking about men and their entitlement. I don't like the idea of the story ending with Jack and Arthur being gifted two nameless, faceless trophy wives. One can explore for themselves in writing how those two got hitched and construct developed OCs to be the wives... but the truth is that the reason why those two got married is that Bram looked at two bachelors who had no women of their own and said: "that isn't a happy ending". The idea that these two men went through this entire story fighting for women, and neither "got the girl"? That's preposterous! Hence why Bram hastily adds that the two are married seven years later. I take full advantage of the vague wording -- of the fact that it is not technically confirmed that they are married separately to two women -- because the idea that these men were just given wives because that is what is expected of men gives me a weird feeling in my stomach. Or maybe I just need to eat, but oh well--

There is also the problem of Jack's entitlement in particular.

Just look at his marriage proposal. I analyzed it back then. He comes to Lucy, telling her how much this prospective marriage will do for him, how happy he will be, how she will be fixing his life, his problems. Nothing about what he has to offer. All he has to offer is himself and, it goes without saying, his wealth... but that's a given since she doesn't have her own income nor control over her assets-- he NEEDS to be able to provide fiscally for her. That is the least he can offer. But that's all that he really brings to the table. What he talks about during his proposal is all the things Lucy has to bring to the table, all the things he expects of her, and she hasn't even said yes!! Of course, she cried, hot damn.

Lucy herself lamented how good and noble men are and that women don't deserve them! And it is because of that general attitude that Jack listed all the blessings he would reap from the marriage but never focused on how Lucy would benefit-- because it's thought that all a woman needs is a man! That women are lucky to have a man regardless of circumstances! This is why I'm so damn happy that Lucy listened to her heart and chose the man that she loved regardless of all the pressure being put on her by two others. She knows herself in a way Jack doesn't know either of them.

Do I think Jack is an awful person for this? No. But I also don't think he was proposing to Lucy for the right reasons. I'm not entirely sure he was really in love with her. I know he thought he was, but with how shortly they knew each other, I believe he saw Lucy as a pretty face with good marriage prospects. And that's exactly how Lucy sees him! Just a pretty face and a good prospective marriage candidate-- but she's not in love with him. Lucy knows that love isn't the only thing that makes a marriage, but it's still very important to her. If she can find a man she loves who loves her back AND can support her? Woo! And she did with Arthur! Meanwhile, I think Jack doesn't feel love so much as fascination. That's not a bad thing, it doesn't make him bad.

Rolling this back around to the idea of just giving him a wife in the epilogue. That's part of why there's a sour taste on my tongue thinking about it. Men feel entitled to marriage because it is one of the expectations put on them -- they need to find a woman and keep her, and she needs to be a good one. She needs to make his meals to his standards, clean up after him, provide him with children, clean up after them. She also needs to love him and express that love through the previously mentioned chores and sex. If a man doesn't have this, is he really a man? Can his life ever be happy?

Jack wasn't happy with his work. He was in a very unhealthy place, and instead of addressing the issue, he thought bringing in a woman to dote upon him would brighten the place up. Like buying a new piece of furniture to make a dilapidated house feel more homey.

I think Jack is worthy of love, but the problem is that, like most men in this patriarchal society, he believes he is entitled as a man to receive it from any woman he chooses, and I don't think he ever has that worldview shaken over the course of the story. Hell, I think he kind of had his worldview validated! The happiest he ever was in his own home was when Mina made him tea, and he could pretend for a moment that she was his wife. That's cute for a fictional character. But imagine if you were a married woman and your male friend fantasized the reason you were nice to him was because you wanted him. Not so cute.

In a post-Dracula story where Jack gets a nameless, faceless bride, I don't see him ever leaving the asylum. No, instead, he stays, and he wonders why being married hasn't cured his depression. He wonders why his wife seems unsatisfied with him constantly working and neglecting her when one of the things that attracted her was his high position. God forbid she tries to drag him away from his work-- he needs this job to feel like a man!

In a post-Dracula story where Jack has instead married Arthur (yeah, not a legal marriage, but gay couples have always had ways of being together), I see him in a better place. I see him with a man who knows and loves him, who recognizes that the esteem that the insane asylum brings Jack is not worth his unhappiness, and who can actually get through to Jack because Jack respects Arthur's opinion as a man! I see Jack finally self-reflecting and eventually rejecting his faulty belief that a woman would "fix" him.

This is a lot, Jesus.

[astra-galaxie]

So...not to be inappropriate or offensive or anything (you can choose to answer this ask if you want) but I'm wondering about something.

I don't know if it's a common thought but a lot of people seem to think that people from the Victorian era are really sensitive to dirty or vulgar imagery. Even the slight and subtle ones (*ahem* ankles *ahem*).

That being said, how do you think the flying squad would react to stuff like that? Considering their personalities, I'm a little curious and would love to hear your thoughts too.

Sorry if this ask seems kind of long. I wasn't sure if you'd answer something like this. Again, it's your choice of you want to or not.

Don't worry; the question is fine with me. It's not like you are asking anything NSFW-specific, so I'm okay with answering it for you. But thank you for giving me the choice. Now, as for how I think the Flying Squad react to scandalous (yes, even the ankles) things:

(It's not NSFW or anything explicit under the cut, but I'm adding it just in case.)

Arthur Wright

Since he's one of the biggest "gentlemen" on the Squad, I think he would be easily embarrassed by things related to scandalous and sexual things. I'm not sure if I would go as far as to say he would get flustered by someone's ankles, but out of the entire Squad, I would say he'd be most likely to! Arthur isn't such a prude that he wouldn't engage in sexual acts, but it would be reserved for someone he trusts and loves enough to be that intimate with.

Isaac Bontamps

Like Arthur, Isaac is also a proper gentleman and, therefore, values modesty. While he has seen a lot in his lifetime, he's not much more desensitized to vulgar things compared to Arthur. Isaac is also easily flustered and embarrassed when someone is rather forward towards him. He also tries to respect others' modesty and would never take advantage of someone. Isaac would sooner give someone his coat to cover themselves than ogle at their body.

Maddie O'Malley

Even though Maddie's heard her fair share of innuendos and watched some more "eye-opening" shows, it still doesn't take much sometimes to make her blush as red as her hair! But she isn't as modest as some of her coworkers and isn't afraid to try some of the latest fashion trends, even if they are on the more "risque" side. Plus, we know she isn't against having sex before marriage, so she's not as traditional as most are when it comes to those kinds of things.

Charlie Dupont

Charlie is similar to Maddie in that vulgar things are a little more common among their generation than Arthur and Isaac's. But that doesn't mean you'll catch Charlie being inappropriate towards others; he's still a gentleman, after all! He'll blush when faced with someone dressed in less clothes than he's used to, and he'd rather not engage in a conversation that crosses into the dirty category. However, like Maddie, he's not as traditional as others but still respects people's modesty and purity.

Richard "Dick" Wells

Since I headcanon Dick to be AroAce, I think he's the least affected by dirty or vulgar things out of the Squad. Everything he sees is through eyes focused on seeing things for their scientific values and not for their "sexiness." You could say or show Dick anything scandalous, and this man wouldn't bat an eye at it, least of all blush!

Evie Holloway

With Evie being the youngest on the Squad and the one who is the most sheltered from the world, thanks to her library, it doesn't take much to fluster Evie. But don't let her innocence fool you; I can so see Evie reading risque romance novels, what minimal of them exist in her time. And after becoming friends with Diego and getting together with Katherine, Evie gains more confidence. While she is still easily flustered, she's less likely to hide behind a book when she sees or hears something dirty.

Viola Pemberton

Given her love of theatre and arts, I'm sure Viola is no stranger to things that are on the more scandalous side. After all, there are plenty of statues and paintings featuring naked people from all over the world! But that doesn't mean she's not modest. Viola can still get flustered by things that are too dirty for her, and she always prefers to cover up rather than wear revealing clothes. While she has judged people's fashion choices before, Viola knows it's not her place to force people to dress more modestly.

Rose Zhao

Similar to Dick but not on the same level as him, it takes a lot to make Rose flustered. She's seen many, MANY things while working in the deep, dark corners of Concordia, and she's no stranger to dirty things... And I'm not talking about mud! Plus, given that she wears the most revealing outfit out of the Squad, she's obviously comfortable with showing off her assets. (But that's not an invitation to stare; I imagine many have learned this by receiving a metal fist to the face!) That said, it doesn't matter what a person wears or says; Rose will only blush when something is VERY obscene!

Diego del Lobo

Diego is almost on par with Rose and Dick until someone flirts with him, that is! While Diego can make anyone blush with his carefully selected words and meaningful gestures, Diego can become a blushing mess when he's on the receiving end of the flirting! But, he can handle most things that make the average person blush, like scantily clothing or sexual conversations. He loves looking at pretty things and isn't one to shy away from something as simple as ankles...

Argo Acquafredda

(Doing this one for funsies😉)

Even though he did date Diego and is no stranger to receiving flirting, Argo is uncomfortable with seeing and hearing dirty things. He's gotten his fair share of unwanted advances and is disgusted by what people think is appropriate to say. And while he has worn some risque outfits in the past, Argo prefers modest attire. But he can handle hearing some vulgar things (he did grow up around sailors), so he's not as innocent as some people might think. He just doesn't understand a lot of innuendos.

Hopefully, I managed to stay on topic with my answers! It felt like I was going a little off track at some spots...

This was definitely different from my usual request, but it was a good brain teaser nonetheless! Thank you for the ask.

[madamebaggio]

Notes: Previously...

So... Yeah. This was supposed to be a Christmas thing from the poll... I am so sorry. I got writer's block again, the end of the year was insane... Anyway.

Thank you for the love and patience. I hope you enjoy this.

Also, I am aware that Will and Baelish are played by the same actor, but we'll all pretend it's not the case XD

****

Chapter 7

Arthur was downright chipper the next morning as he walked down the keep’s hallways. He’d left his chamber early, because he wasn’t convinced his wife wouldn’t smother him with a pillow.

Although he didn’t think that was much Sansa’s style.

She looked more like the type to poison his mead.

That was progress the night before, right? She’d allowed him a kiss -a damn good one, if he could say so -and she’d enjoyed it.

She had, right?

For a moment, the night before, he’d feared he’d pushed her too far. And when she’d said he could just do whatever he wanted…

Arthur had no illusions about how women were treated. He grew up in a brothel, he knew better than anyone how men considered women property at best, and objects at worst.

He’d grown up seeing strangers coming in and slapping the women around, all the while the owner of the house did nothing.

As soon as he was strong enough, Arthur killed the owner and took over the house. It wasn’t only a brothel after that, even though it was what most people thought it was. Many people and many products passed through there.

However, the women’s safety was Arthur’s top priority. There were no more slaps, no more violence. There was a choice.

The fact that Sansa believed she didn’t have one with him gutted him.

He’d been fun and lighthearted so far, because he thought it was just a case of him having to charm his wife and redo the mistakes of their wedding night.

The fact that Sansa was more than ready to just lay down and think of the North while he did whatever he wanted to her made his stomach churn.

Arthur had never been that kind of man, but his wife thought he might be.

And now he wondered if this was exclusively his fault -for the mess he’d done on their wedding night- or if there was something else.

“Morning, lads.” He grumbled as he entered the hall and found his men -his friends -around the table.

Losing Back Lack had been a fucking hard. He’d almost quit the whole thing just then.

However, Jon Snow hadn’t let him give up. While everyone else was fighting for that fucking ugly throne, Jon had kept only one thing in his mind: the Others. Jon didn’t care for crown or country, not when they could all die soon.

He’d only kept going because he believed in Snow, even if he believed in nothing else at that point.

Three years of war had been difficult, to say the least. However, Kay had also been right: this wasn’t a competition, and Sansa had certainly faced her own challenges.

The question then was… How bad had it been?

“I need a word with you, Goose Fat.”

The man gave him a look. Arthur guessed the nickname had worn thin after a while. “Yes?”

He cleared his throat. He trusted those men with his life, but he wasn’t sure if he should be discussing his wife in front of all of them. So Arthur indicated a corner of the hall with his head.

Bill said nothing as he got up and followed him.

When they took Camelot back from his uncle, Arthur left Bill there to receive Sansa and take care of things while he was out.

Bill had been there for a long time, enough that he’d know if something had happened.

“Yes?” Bill asked again.

“I know you have sent me letters and kept me posted on most things…” Arthur sighed. “But I need to ask you a question.”

Bill arched an eyebrow. “About?”

“My wife.” 

Bill frowned. “What about Lady Pendragon?”

“I was away for a long time…” Bill’s frown got even deeper. “And Sansa was without protection, and she is very beautiful…”

“Arthur…”

“Has anyone tried to take advantage of her while I was away?”

It was clearly not what Bill had been expecting. “For fuck’s sake.” He let out a long sigh. “I thought you were about to suggest your wife had been improper. Then I would have to hit you.”

That actually made Arthur smirk. “Oh, you were about to defend her honor.” He was amused.

“Lady Pendragon is a singular woman.” Bill said. “She is resilient, hard-working and smart, but also extremely kind. She is a good one.”

“It never crossed my mind that Sansa might have found a lover while I was away.” Arthur assured him, quite seriously. “My concern is whether someone came along who did not care about her opinion on the subject.”

Bill sighed. “I had promised her not to tell you this unless you asked me.”

“What?” Arthur demanded.

“Remember when I wrote you a letter, telling you about an execution?”

“Petyr Baelish?”

“Yes.” Bill confirmed.

Arthur did remember this. Bill had told him about Arya Stark coming out of nowhere and appearing in Camelot, and how she and Sansa executed a man by the name of Petyr Baelish for treason.

The details were unclear to him at the time, since he knew very little about the man, but Will had explained to him it had something to do with Sansa’s parents.

“So what exactly have you been hiding from me?” He arched an eyebrow.

“I did not hide anything.” Will, slippery as always, was quick to say. “I told you the truth, but one aspect of it I did conceal, because Lady Pendragon asked me to.”

Arthur snorted. “Out with it.”

“That Baelish… He was interested in her.” Will admitted.

“Excuse me?” Arthur crossed his arms.

“It was something really… Wrong. He was looking for Cat Stark’s shadow in Sansa.”

Arthur’s nose crinkled in disgust. “Did she know?”

“He came to Camelot as soon as she did.” Will said. “And at first I think she really thought he was trying to help, but it soon became clear he was not.”

“Did he do anything to her?” Arthur demanded.

“Not that I know of.” Will said. “I did have everyone here keeping an eye on him, and nobody reported anything. I had guards posted in front of Lady Pendragon’s chambers while he was around. As far as I know, what he did do was trying to poison her against you, her sister and anyone that came in between him and her.”

Arthur rubbed her temples. “Why did she ask you not to tell me about that part?”

“Well…” Will scratched his chin. “It was around that time when you were all marching up to Winterfell to fight against the walkers. Remember? We offered to let people camp here and you said no?”

Arthur had to think about that one for a minute. After all that time, many events started to get jumbled in his head. Honestly, he had no idea of dates or details for any of the many battles he’d fought since that mess started.

He finally nodded. “Yes, I remember. Snow convinced Queen Daenerys to fight the white walkers. We did not stop here because it did not make sense. We would have to go out of our way, and it was simpler to just keep going.”

Will hummed. “It was not how your wife saw it.”

“What do you mean?”

“She offered shelter, she offered to come to you and you said no.” Will arched an eyebrow. “Can you guess what she understood from that?”

Arthur groaned. “I did not mean it like that.”

“You two did not know each other.” Will’s tone was devoid of judgment. “And you did not correspond for the whole time you were away. Lady Pendragon had no way of knowing you or your motives, so… She chose to believe you did not care.”

“Fuck.” Arthur grunted.

“And since you did not care, you did not need to know, since it was settled.” Will concluded. “At least… That was what she told me.”

Arthur groaned once again. “Being married is difficult.”

Will snorted. “You have not seen anything yet, lad.” He eyed Arthur. “Have you tried talking to your wife?”

“No, never crossed my mind.” Arthur replied dryly. “Sansa is… Guarded.”

Will put a hand on Arthur’s shoulder. “Arthur, I have seen you entering this very room with your arms wide open and tell your uncle to ‘fuck off’. You are not scared of your wife now, are you?”

“Of course not.”

Arthur wasn’t afraid of Sansa. He was afraid she’d never give him a chance, and his bluff from earlier might be true: he’d fall in love like an idiot and she wouldn’t meet him halfway.

[howtosingit]

Some good/bad/ugly (but not super ugly, I'm not a dick about it) thoughts on RWRB. Obvious spoilers.

The Good:

The cake. Different from the book in a few ways but so damn good and a really strong beginning for the film. Also, watch through the credits for a tiny post-credit cake moment.

Alex and Henry messaging back and forth and talking on the phone at the beginning. A perfect way to translate that to the screen, taking advantage of the visual medium. I laughed out loud multiple times during the segment and just really enjoyed watching it.

Zahra. All of her scenes. So good. Dare I say her relationship with Alex was the most developed in the film? Maybe. It was certainly my favorite.

The polo match was a lot of fun, too. Though brief, it was very much in-line with what was on the page and that was satisfying to watch.

The King. He's a very different character than Queen Mary and by casting Stephen Fry and refocusing the moment, it became layered and interesting. An implied foil for Henry. Probably one of the better changes from the book.

The Bad:

Nora and Bea don't have a lot to do. Nora certainly gets a little lost after the first part of the film, though she’s around. Bea doesn't really mean anything until the last half of the film. Neither of them really have any of the depth that their book counterparts had, which is a shame since they're so great on the page.

Percy (because I'm pretty sure he is never referred to as Pez in the film) is an absolutely nothing character. Surprised he wasn't cut, but they clearly wanted Henry to have a counterpart to match Alex's Nora. But he actually gets nothing at all to do.

Alex and Henry's Christmas phone call is gone, and they only really have one big moment of vulnerability before New Year's (the hospital closet), which kind of makes the big kiss feel unearned. They're definitely friendly by New Year's, so that's something.

We're told a lot about the cages that Alex and Henry find themselves in, but they're never clearly defined in the film (it's very tell, don't show), which makes the stakes of them breaking out to be together feel lower, at least to me. I wish we saw a little bit more of the world that they inhabit so that we could understand the risks, but instead it's all summarized in TV segments.

For me, Alex and Henry never really feel fully-realized, especially Henry, who doesn't get his big moments until the later half of the film. It's a shame, but none of their moments of sincerity felt truly earned. I don't know, there was some kind of barrier between me and them for the entire film, I struggled to feel for them outside of "oh that's cute" or "oh that's sad" or "oh how nice."

The Ugly (or, more accurately, things that still don't sit right with me 15 hours later):

Miguel. Oh, boy. I really, really don't understand the choice to include this original character. From the very beginning it's just very... what? And why? All of the leak and antagonism of the leak, instead of being contributed to the white conservative Republican was instead placed on a queer Latiné man with no depth and I'm just... so very very confused by this choice. Obviously it was to streamline a lot of the backstory and details of how the leak came to happen, but my god... I really don't even know. I don't know if Matthew will ever talk about his choices for this character, but I'd really like to hear them. Also, he's not Liam or Rafael Luna, not even close. A pity that comparison was even made at any point during promo because it's 100% not true.

We get maybe 3 mentions of Arthur, no sight of Catherine. In fact, while Catherine is an absent mother, it's not attributed to her grief at all, but more just that she'd rather be anywhere else than by her children? And Henry and Bea are both very resentful of that fact. And I was like... why are we doing that to Catherine? She doesn't deserve that writing.

So after the leak, we get the communications lockdown which makes it impossible for Alex and Henry to speak to each other. But the film decided to have Alex make his big public speech during that time, without having Henry by his side or without him even talking to Henry about it first, and I found that really really upsetting. That was one of my favorite parts of the book, that Alex got to Henry as quickly as he could and then they walked through the whole situation together, side-by-side, as a team, both consenting to the everything after their consent was ripped away from them because of the leak. The film didn't give them that and I really didn't like it at all.

I mean, there were other things, too (the big sex scene was in Paris and happened way too early in my opinion - not because of the sex itself, just how it was framed), but I'm really not interested in picking the film apart. It's an okay film. It's not a terrible way to spend 2 hours. All in all, it feels like a solid summary of the book with glimpses at a lot of the book moments that we love. That doesn't make it a bad film, just a straightforward, simple one. It was made to be palatable for a general audience and that's fine. There's a deeper and more complex story here, which we know from the book, but this film wasn't the place to tell it. It tells a version of it, and it does an okay job at it.

(But, like, I'll take a 5-6 episode mini-series one day so that we can get the fully complex Henry backstory and screen time that he deserves to have.)

Also, Taylor Zakhar Perez's bare ass is a 10 out of 10, would recommend. There will be plenty of gifs of that in the next day or two, and no one will be complaining about it.

Oh, the opening credits were cute too and had an early-2000s rom-com vibe, which was great!

[faolonfiendrender]

"Mate, I'm sure you're good, but, do you really think you can take me?"

"Maybe, I keep up with Umbra and the Stalker, not sure where you fall, but you can't be that far above them. Plus we'll never know unless we try."

"Fair enough, the rules are first blood from the chest, no decapitation or anything, I don't want to die or kill you, even if we'd both get better. Also, no lifting eachother, throwing is fine, but no just picking someone up. Honestly, might be fun to have some spectators."

"Seems fair. Q, Aoi, can you two referee? we're gonna do this on the roof, and the PA system is up there."

A few minutes later the hex, and a few spectators had aligned in a rough circle, fairly wide, because while many wanted to watch, nobody particularly wanted to join accidentally.

Just before everything started, the drifter heard a voice in their head "Be a dear and kick my brother's ass for me. I think it might do both of you a bit of good."

They just smiled and placed their hands on the swords.

Quincy started talking into the microphone.

"This is Quincy announcing for the fight about to begin. Today, we have a grudge match - "

"There's no grudge!" Arthur tried to correct

"Ignore him. Today we have a grudge match between his maj. Arthur Nightingale, and Kalay, our drifter, this is a match of Steel against Brass to first blood. I already know the winner, and I've got a thousand höllars on him, but I won't tell you who just yet"

Aoi piped up "Tonight, we see them settle who is better with the sword. Normally, Kalay prefers his scythe, but those two swords used to belong to the man who taught him to fight, and they told me that if they can't win with those, it's not victory."

After a pause, she added "When the bell rings, the fight begins." With that, the steel bell that Aoi had whipped up, the one she was currently holding aloft with her power fell.

The note rang out.

Arthur closed the distance almost immediately. Swinging his skana where Kalay just was. They disappeared almost immediately, appearing for a second about ten feet to the side, and then immediately behind Arthur. Arthur spun to catch their blade with superhuman speed, and a bit of pressure made them hop backwards. Then blades clashed rapidly. Strike after strike sparking off each other, fast enough, and ready enough to exploit any gap in defense that none could tell who was attacking or defending in each case.

Then Arthur made a mistake. He hopped slightly, bringing his skana down with his full weight, almost two hundred pounds of man originally and even more since Albrecht's experiments. Kalay almost flowed past the blade, trying to stab into Arthur's shoulder, and failing that, knock him on his back. The blades glanced off Arthur's armored skin, no blood drawn, one of the many advantages he had, but Arthur landed on his back all the same, slightly cracking the concrete as he landed.

The drifter tried their own strike, putting their whole weight behind a single blade. This was Kalay's first mistake. Arthur was quick to regain his footing, kicking her in the chest as he hopped up. Sending her a good ten feet through the air with a nasty sounding crack, and sending her smaller sword further, even as landed on her feet and anchored herself with the larger one.

Arthur called out "You alright?"

"Fought through worse in Duviri."

Once again Arthur was there, this time, Kalay caught his arm and took all the momentum of his twenty foot lunge and threw it past themself. To Arthur's credit, he landed on his feet. The fight was back on. Arthur slashed upward and met Kalay's flying blade. A slash that would have crossed the gut was foiled as Kalay stepped back, but they missed their retribution as they appeared behind where Arthur was, strong gust crossing the path between the points, and Arthur just one step to the side.

This continued for some time, blades scintillating and sparks flying. Eventually, both misjudged at once, thinking that their blade would catch the other's blade, and the tip would slash across their opponent's chest. Both certain that this would be the final strike

A thin red line appeared on both of them, swords never having made contact with each other. Each had their sword at arms length, out to the right, blood dripping from the blade. Both fell to their knees, leaning on their blades.

All were stunned. Arthur's laugh broke the silence as he stood himself up.

"Of course it's a bloody tie. Of course." He chuckled as he offered a hand to Kalay, and she took it and inhaled hard.

After Kalay was up, Arthur said "That was fun, been a while since someone kept me on my toes when I knew their tricks."

Walking over to the other sword, he pulled it from where it lay plunged into the concrete, and offered it to Kalay. She shook her head.

"Keep it for now, I'm sure it will wander back to me in due time, but I think you'd do it honor by carrying it until that happens. Plus, if I have to leave for a while, it gives you something to remember me by."

With that Aoi spoke up, Quincy was still mulling over the exact wording of his bet with Lettie, trying to figure out if opening the bet with "No way does Arthur win" means he won.

"It appears we have a tie! Everyone wins for now, and the title of best sword in the hex is undecided."

Next to her, Quincy cursed just soft enough that the microphone didn't pick it up before piping in.

"That's right, His maj. and our drifter fought to a stalemate, now, give them,room, both of them are exhausted and a bit injured, and there's no call sticking around past the main event."

With that, both Arthur and Kalay stood themselves up, and the others came in to talk, congratulating whoever they thought needed it, or flipping Arthur shit. Sharing jokes and watching the sun go down until it was just Arthur and the drifter up there.

“I know you had a bloody good teacher, but still, where did you learn to fight like that?”

“Same as you, I think, experience.”

“Yeah, that’s one way to put it. You know, on nights like this, my sister used to sit out looking at the stars, sometimes she dragged me out with her, pointing out the constellations, and where the planets were up there. There were never as many there than there are here, I guess half the power grid being eaten will do that. I’m sure by your time everything’s so damn bright that you can’t even see them”

“When I grew up, yeah, there were nights when I couldn't see even Lua, but when I got back, the earth was mostly back to being wild, I’d spend hours sitting on the nose of the orbiter looking up. The stars have changed a lot since now and since I first saw them being brought aboard the Zariman. Sometimes, I sit in Kahl's camp with the others and listen to their stories while just trying to spot where I've been"

"You two should come up here some time, she probably still could tell you all sorts of stories about the stars. That's one thing you two share in common, being damn good at telling stories."

[vickyvicarious]

Your meta made me think that secrecy, sealing one's own feelings, and lack of communication for someone's sake seem to be themes, and one of Dracula's greatest allies. And it's already showing up now.

They absolutely are. And we've seen it already with Dracula, in several different ways. There's also lack of communication due to societal rules which is a big ally to Dracula as well. We've seen the Count use some of these elements already:

Jonathan has to suppress his feelings and play the role of guest to survive

Dracula works to hide the truth of what is happening to Jonathan

The crew of the Demeter are hesitant to speak of their fears to their superiors/are silenced by a superior (first mate)

But what's happening here is different and maybe even worse because it's entirely independent of Dracula himself. And it is all likely helpful to him, and the kind of thing he takes advantage of, but he isn't the cause of it. These people are making their own choices to hide things from one another and in doing so are becoming more isolated/miserable for all that they mean well.

Spoilers below as I talk a little about future events:

This is why I am so adamant that Jonathan being honest with Mina in his journal, even about potentially unflattering details like his attraction to the vampire ladies, is so important. It's because that is what the entire book keeps saying, over and over again.

We are entering into a long section of the book now where the truth is hidden left and right for well-meaning causes. A lot of the time people even have good reasons for their decisions (van Helsing doesn't want Jack to think he's crazy or keep him away from Lucy; no one wants to deliver the final shock to Mrs. Westenra that will kill her). Even when the logic doesn't necessarily check out they are keeping quiet out of love and an unwillingness to become a burden.

But the thing is, no one in this entire novel succeeds on their own. At no point does going off alone solve anything (at best you get something like Quincey shooting at a bat, which is startling but does neither harm nor good). Jonathan's survival - which may seem like the most solitary part of the story - is thanks in large part to helpful strangers before and after the castle. Lucy lives as long as she does because Art called in Jack who called in van Helsing who sought information from others and also established a watch with multiple people staying close to her. Without Mina sharing her and Jonathan's journals (without Jonathan sharing his with her) van Helsing wouldn't have known where to find Dracula. In fact he wasn't even ready to share his own information until she set the example, and if he hadn't done that vamp!Lucy would be still drinking kids and potentially ready to aid Dracula against the heroes later on. If Jack didn't agree to share his records with Mina then no one would have made the connection between Renfield and Dracula. If no one made that connection, he would never have met Mina and wouldn't have had a change of heart. And so on and so forth...

Even partially hiding the truth doesn't help. When a few members team up but keep a loved one in the dark it always leads to negative consequences. Lucy and Mina bear the brunt of these, and it's always well-meant but it's never helpful. The key thing is the sharing of documents. Of stories, of vulnerabilities, of pain and hurt and weakness. It's hard to do, it exposes people to risk - but it's sharing the burden. And whenever that happens, again and again both the characters and the novel itself reward whoever opened up that way. They are treated compassionately and it helps them to heal. And even the person accepting this burden does so willingly out of love.

Whether it is Mrs. Westenra, Mina, Jack, van Helsing, Arthur, or even Lucy herself... hiding things for the sake of a loved one doesn't actually help that person. Most notably Lucy (which is why I listed these particular characters though everyone hides things at one point or another), though she certainly isn't alone in the negative consequences. And this isn't something Dracula ever causes. He just takes advantage of it, fosters secrecy around himself and utilizes the hiding of truths. He directly silences his victims, yes. But all the other secrets, the kind we're beginning to see - those are a choice. One made out of love. And they become a painful lesson indeed, when those good intentions nonetheless serve Dracula's evil.

[norbezjones]

Bez Reviews Independent Books 3: Tales From The Screens

Hey everyone!  I wanna do little reviews/writeups for the independently-published books I find on itch.io, and so, here I am.  I want to review one book every month or two (or quicker, if I’m lucky); it’ll get me reading more, and get authors who often go without feedback some thoughts on their work!  I think it’ll be cool for everyone!

If you want your book reviewed, the only requirement I have is that it’s hosted on itch.io.  Even if itch is just one of many places you can get the book, I want to review books that have a home there at least.  Feel free to get in touch with me with your books—I’m @NorbezJones on Twitter (I refuse to call it X), Bluesky, Pillowfort, Threads, Instagram, and Tumblr; I’m norbez2.0 on Discord.

Looking forward to seeing your books! <3

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It’s book time, and I’m gonna book all over the place!  Today, I’m taking a look at Tales From The Screens, a spooky tale told in the form of employee pamphlets for a haunted electronic store.  It’s written by literal_roach_king, an artist who specializes in creating kandi bracelets (which I LOVE), adoptables, and zines.  The pivot to Nightvale-inspired horror content seems a bit out of left field, but I see that as a good thing—after all, it’s awesome to expand your horizons and explore new territory!  Tales From The Screens launched with 3 zines/chapters, and I expect that there will be more in the future.  Let’s look over the story so far, shall we?

The first zine, A Guide For The Initiated, acts as an introduction to the story and world, informing new employees of the universe-defying job they’ve taken on.  We learn that the story takes place as Eidel’s Electronics, and the people who work at the store are known as “Keepers”.  To quote the book, “Here, you [the Keeper] are not simply guarding old TVs— you are protecting the world from the dangerous forces trapped inside them. These TVs hold the stories of those lost to the unknown, and your job is to ensure that these stories never escape.”  The electronics are “gateways to otherworldly realms”, who cannot be allowed to break free from their television prisons.

The book goes over basics of the store: the layout (which puts the “safest” TVs at the front, and the most dangerous TVs in the basements), types of images the TV may broadcast, rituals a Keeper must perform if a TV shows signs of breaking free, what indicates a customer has been entranced by the TV, and what to do in a big emergency.  The guide concludes with, “Never forget: the screens are always watching, and it is you who must ensure they never escape.”

The second & third zines—A Broadcast Too Long & Static In The Basement, respectively—give us employee testimonials of strange occurrences at the store, via transcripts of recorded interviews.  We also meet our main cast: Maya Calderón, a Keeper who’s quick on her feet; Jonah Harper, a senior Keeper; Callie Bennet, a Keeper-in-Training; and Arthur O’Connell aka “Artie”, whose title isn’t stated but who I assume is a Keeper-in Training.

In A Broadcast Too Long, Maya sees a strange flicker from a TV, and soon enough, the television has hypnotized all of the customers in the store.  She & Jonah manage to stop it from breaking free, but not before the TV asks Maya to join them, and says, “You can’t turn us off. We’re always here. Always watching.”

In Static In The Basement, Jonah goes with Callie, an overly-curious employee, after a staticy sound comes up from, well, the basement.  Once they get there, Callie is sucked into the TV, and the TV shows distorted images of her, turning & twisting her body.  Thankfully, Jonah & Maya manage to get Callie out of there.

Reading these zines reminded me of watching analog horror content, like The Mandela Catalogue.  I found the story & premise very interesting, and the story so far takes good advantage of the premise.  I also noticed that is appears that the story takes place in the past—the TVs are analog, and Artie is shown listening to a Walkman.

I do have some questions so far.  I ask these not to deride the work, but to genuinely try to engage with and understand the world & story:

Why are the TVs set up in a electronics shop at all?  If they feed off of people, why give them what they want by putting them in a storefront?

If these are employee pamphlets, then it’s safe to assume there’s a company of some sort that runs the electronic store and guards the TVs.  Who are they?  How did they come into existence?

How does one come across a job application to be a Keeper?  Does it look normal at first, or are they introduced to the strange right away?

If a Keeper gets fired, what’s to stop them from going rogue and trying to release the TVs?

I assume more employee pamphlets will be released as this series goes on, so perhaps I’ll revisit this in the future!  I really enjoyed what I saw and I’m looking forward to seeing where it goes.

If you want to read Tales From The Screens, you can do so here!  Please check it out! Thanks for reading!  Next time, I’ll be returning to M. Kirin’s work.  Can you guess what book of theirs I’m taking a look at?