#also again for the record

[f1ghtsoftly]

I know everyone is doing it but I am so serious please stop going online and wishing Trump dead like

[prlssprfctn]

Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

[egophiliac]

I don’t think we’ve ever seen you draw knight of dawn before 🤔 what are your thoughts about him? Or take?

I've drawn him a couple of times, just really little/in the background. but I should draw him more, I love this guy a lot! I have many, many thoughts about him and the way he parallels Silver...and also I think it is extremely funny that his ghost is stuck in a ring. especially considering where that ring has been for the last 16-ish years.

[rendevok]

The gingerbread anything agency!

A secret santa gift for my good friend max 🥰🫶

[mobius-m-mobius]

it's a fair question 🙃 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [12/∞]

[molathesunfish]

assorted lcb art

[xia0ming56]

Gregors la manchaland id is unrealistic cos how do u put on that mask while wearing glasses smh🤦‍♀️

[samaraxmorgan]

I started watching Dandadan and the intro fucks so hard I wanted to draw it, speed paint under the cut!!

More than welcome to repost with credit!!

[edwinisms]

george rexstrew deserves awards for many things but i have to say. edwin’s bloodcurdling scream as niko gets killed deserves a whole award unto itself. like. that scream did not feel at all like a tv show scream. to a somewhat jarring degree. and i can’t express how much I respect that

[forsakenwitchery]

merrical ⊹ hands

since the majority voted Merrical, I'm more than happy to oblige. :D tho I can't offer much but free cam angles for them. if you want me to gif specific scenes, ask, I guess?

btw I've never noticed Merrin smiles watching Cal sleep? I'm probably way waaaaay late with this revelation, but I'm just surprised that after doing a few vids after Survivor, with some angle of this scene in every single one, I'm only noticing it now. ahhhh that's so sweet. :c

[doctorsiren]

we’ll meet again

[dedicatedfollower467]

for reference:

Amok Time = the canonical Fuck Or Die Episode

This Side of Paradise = the canonical Sex Pollen Episode (technically happiness/euphoria pollen but the sex part is heavily implied)

Plato's Stepchildren = the canonical Aliens Made Them Do It Episode (actually featuring Kirk/Uhura rather than anything with spock, but like. the potential is definitely there)

All Our Yesterdays = the canonical Huddling For Warmth Episode

The Enterprise Incident = the canonical Undercover Agent Sex Episode

[arielluva]

YURI!!!!🔥🔥🔥

couldn’t decide which version i liked better so i’m posting both

[bloobydabloob]

i love your dirk art so much ☹️ give him an icee as a treat i think hed die like a victorian boy

Of course. I had to search up what an icee was for this. And also if there was an orange flavor

[kirby-the-gorb]

[jellydragons]

been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me

close ups under the cut!

gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins