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I was a big girl and only cried three or four times during the Beauty and the Beast 30th Anniversary event. And I didn’t hide behind the couch once.
#shoutout to baby quilly about 28 years ago#who would hide behind the couch when the beast started yelling#and when asked by passing aunts and uncles if I wanted the movie turned off#would politely tell them ‘no thank you’ and keep hiding until he stopped and the music came back#Shania Twain and HER and Josh Groban got to me alright#also Martin Short#also Joshua Henry#also David Alan Grier#IT’S A GOOD CAST#HER CAME OUT WITH A CUSTOM GUITAR AT THE END#I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS BUT I NEED TO LOOK HER UP
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From this Hollywood Reporter interview.
#only murders in the building#martin short#thank fuck we don't have charles & oliver talking abt whether mabel would screw them every time she leaves the room omg can you imagine#also how cute is it that he won't say fuck in front of selena#no but fr my eyes nearly popped out of my head when i read that question lmao wtf
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The Kratt... sisters?
fuck you *genderbends the wild kratts*
THIS WAS JUST FOR FUN IDK I WANTED TO DESIGN THEM!!! it's literally just if Martin and Chris wore wigs idk
Names??? I was thinking Mavis and Chris (Christina)
also here's the reference Image I used:
#wild kratts#chris kratt#martin kratt#littlecrittereli#wild kratts fanart#kratt brothers#I also thought of maybe Chris' name being Cass? Like Cassandra?#Christina is closer to Christopher tho so...#i will probably never draw them ever again lol#long hair and short hair duo because they WOULD#I feel like if Chris let his hair grow out a little more it would be curly#based off photos of irl Chris
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steve martin short i am holding you very gently and telling you that you are in love
#old man yaoi went HARD#steve martin#martin short#omitb#omitb spoilers#cant wait for next season#i need it to start next tuesday#charles haden savage#oliver putnam#olicharles#also was convinced loretta would die#omitb s4#this is just my collected yaoi screenshots
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"You're my emergency contact. When I fill out forms, I put your name, and I know you used to put mine, but now it's Loretta's. You know, I've always knew Mabel would one day spread her wings and leave, but you and me I thought we'd, you know, grow old..er and die together. And don't get me wrong, I like Loretta, I really like Loretta. But now, I'm kinda the awkward guy third-wheeling it on your dates, saying Hey, let's split a dessert three ways... You know, I've never wanted, really, to throw you a banchelor party. I just wanted to celebrate our friendship".
NGL guys, this line destroyed my soul and reassembled it worse than before. The chemistry of my brain has changed and will never go back to the way it was, because even if Charles manages to talk about it and it is a victory for both of them to have handle it and communicate to each other, it is also deeply sad. There's a principle of fatalism in all of this theme (and I know I'm pouring in my personal experiences), it was really painful to watch this confession and I can't remove the veil of sadness that has slipped over me (Is it too dramatic?? Yeah, I know, it is!).
At least, they go to lunch together afterwards.
Goddamnit, I just love them, you know, I love them so much, I'm going insane!!
#omitb#only murders in the building#charles haden savage#steve martin#oliver putnam#martin short#me typing#mum old men yaio are devastating my life#im so sad right now!!!#it also must be mt pms#omitb s4#omitb spoilers
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now im also still thinking about tma dnd au.... mostly i agree with jonny&alex' assignments. Signing a contract to work in the Archives is really signing a pact with the Eye, so everyone there multiclasses in warlock, but only Jon really gains levels in it because of all the xp he gets by reading statements. Tim is a fighter, Sasha a 'real' wizard, Martin a bard who performs poetry instead of playing an instrument, says he studied at the College of Lore, but really he's self-taught and not even level 3 in bard.
Species though. i mostly drew Jon as a tiefling cause i wanted to give him horns but really, a tiefling would be preoccupied with whether or not he's turning into a monster. Sasha can just be human, and i think Tim is a half-elf, charismatic, easily fitting in with most crowds.
On the one hand i want Martin to be tall. but on the other. he just is a halfling. easily underestimated, typically caring, not very fast, not easily immobilized by fear, and, considering how little he gets hurt or wounded compared to tma's other characters, definitely a certain kind of lucky
#joos yaps#could also make jon a halfling and then we still can have tall(er) martin and s5 really is just lotr#tma#tma dnd au#tma s5#martin keeps multiclassing for 1 or 2 levels in a new class#so he can do a lot - poorly.#jon is constantly out of spell-slots cause no one ever short rests. this is why he passes out all the time#they assign ranger to melanie but i think rogue does work as well. rlly high dmg with a dagger#if jons a tiefling melanie must of course also be a tiefling.#dont wanna make a cop an orc but i do want some orcs so georgie gets to be orc#basira is a dwarf. daisy an elf#playing against type#ok. enough talking. send post
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First Kiss (Race 17)
A strollonso AU where 18 year old rookie Lance Stroll falls helplessly in love with the notoriously mean world champion. (1.5k words, no warnings) [@v3lnys @biancathecool] {fluff chapter! they go on a little date :3}
last part - masterlist - next part (coming soon)
As soon as Lance got off the plane, he checked his phone and smiled at the name on his screen. Nando.
"You are free tonight?"
"Yep," Lance quickly typed, coming to a standstill in the middle of the airport.
"Dress pretty, I'll come at 5." The Canadian nodded to himself and wheeled his suitcase out to the car his dad had sent for him.
Over the past week, Lance had finally come out to his father. He was scared of how his dad would react, but Lawrence had simply hugged him and apologized for the hurtful things he said. Lance had cried, feeling both embarrassed and relieved. This time, his dad didn't call him a queer for his long hair, (but he did ask if that's why he was growing it out, like a mating call.)
Back at the hotel, Lance anxiously checked the time as he lay on his stomach on the bed. He'd been dressed for two hours already, and there were still 20 minutes until 5. Sharing the room with Nico meant Nico had to endure Lance's constant whining and complaining as he waited.
"Bubu," Nico started, Lance looking over at him before he continued "Shut up."
"You're so rude." Lance groaned again, slamming his face into the pillow in his arms "If you were waiting for Lewis you'd be impatient too." He mumbled into the pillow
As soon as Fernando picked Lance up, his face was lit with a broad smile. "You clean up well," he teased, leaning in to give Lance a quick kiss on the cheek.
Lance blushed, his heart racing. "Thanks. You look great."
In the car, they talked easily, their hands occasionally brushing against each other.
Fernando's thumb gently stroked the back of Lance's hand, sending shivers down his spine. Even though they'd been together for months at this point Lance still felt like he had an embarrassing highschool crush.
They arrived at a cozy Italian restaurant, a favorite of Fernando's, with dim lighting and an intimate atmosphere.
The host led them to a quiet corner table, where they settled in. Fernando reached across the table and took Lance's hand. "I've been looking forward to this all day," he admitted, his eyes softening as he gazed at Lance.
"Me too," Lance replied, squeezing his hand. "It feels good to be here with you. I missed you"
When the waiter arrived, Fernando confidently ordered for both of them. "We'll start with the bruschetta and caprese salad, and for the main course, the seafood risotto and the truffle gnocchi."
Lance smiled, appreciating his decisiveness, knowing that he would've stared at the menu helplessly if he had to order for himself. "You really know your way around a menu," he laughed, remembering how Fernando had talked about this place before.
Fernando hummed. "Is not too hard, I know what you like."
As they waited for their food, the conversation naturally shifted to the upcoming Grand Prix.
"Are you ready for the race?" Fernando asked, his eyes meeting Lance's in the warmly lit resteraunt, it wasn't too busy so there was no reason for them to pretend this wasn't a date.
"Definitely," Lance replied. "The team's been working hard on the car, and Nico's been great. What about you and Giancarlo?"
Fernando nodded, a playful grin on his lips at the thought of his close friend and teammate. "We've been pushing Renault to the limits, am convinced the engineers are tired of both of us. The circuit is hard, but always a fun one."
Lance leaned in, eyes lidded slightly as he smiled at his boyfriend, laughing at his own anxiousness. "I'm worried."
Fernando laughed too, the sound warm and reassuring. "You’ll get it. Just trust yourself."
Their appetizers arrived, and they shared bites of bruschetta and caprese salad, playfully feeding each other small bites and laughing at the mess they made. The conversation flowed from racing to personal stories, with Lance sharing funny anecdotes about his childhood and Fernando recounting his early days in racing, really whatever they could think of that the other didn't know.
When the main courses arrived, they dug into the rich flavours, occasionally stealing bites from each other's plates.
Fernando brushed a strand of hair away from Lance's face, his touch lingering. "You have no idea how happy I am right now, Mi sol." he said softly.
Lance smiled, his heart swelling with affection. "Me too. I missed you."
As the evening went on, their hands found each other across the table, fingers intertwined. They talked about their hopes for the future they wanted together, their fears, anything and everything that came to mind. Fernando's support and understanding made Lance feel more confident and secure, ready for the weekend ahead.
When they finally left the restaurant, the night air was cool, and Fernando wrapped his arm around Lance's shoulders, pulling him close. "You'll do great, Lance. Just remember why you love it."
Lance smiled, feeling a warmth in his chest. "Thanks, Nando. I needed that."
Back in the car, they drove back to the hotel, the city lights reflecting in their eyes. Fernando parked and turned to Lance, his expression serious but tender. "I believe in you, Lance. Both on and off the track."
Lance leaned in and kissed him, a slow, lingering kiss that conveyed all the feelings words couldn't express. "I love you," he whispered.
Fernando smiled, his eyes sparkling with emotion. "I love you too, Mi vida."
The Suzuka Circuit was buzzing with anticipation as the weekend kicked off. Qualifying had been a mixed affair for the drivers. Fernando was barely leading the championship and only managed to secure 5th on the grid. Lance had managed to place 11th, earlier in the season he would've celebrated but 11th was embarrassing in a race-winning car.
The lights went out, and away they went. Fernando had a great start, quickly moving up to 3rd by the end of the first lap. His driving was precise and aggressive, every move perfect.
Lance, starting from the middle, was determined to score points for Racing Point again. By lap 10, he had already made his way up to 8th, maneuvering through the field with newfound confidence and determination to not let down his team. Nico was battling just behind him, holding his own and supporting the team's efforts.
Renault'a strategy came into play as the race progressed. He timed his pit stops perfectly, managing to leapfrog his rivals and move into 2nd place. With ten laps to go, he managed an overtake for the lead, cementing his position at the front. From there, he maintained a relentless pace, never giving his competitors a chance to catch up.
Lance, meanwhile, continued to impress. By the final laps, he had climbed to 6th place, a remarkable feat given his starting position and the teams results earlier in the season.
As the chequered flag waved, Fernando crossed the finish line first, securing a vital win and extending his lead in the championship. The crowd erupted in applause, celebrating his drive as they alwaya did. Lance finished in 6th, an excellent result that underscored his growing potential.
The podium ceremony was a blur of cheers and champagne. Fernando stood tall on the top step, the Spanish anthem playing as he raised the trophy high. Lance watched from the sidelines, his heart swelling with pride and admiration for his boyfriend. He couldn't wait to see his lover on the top step a hundred more times.
After the ceremony, Fernando made his way through the throngs of well-wishers to find Lance. Their eyes met, and a smile spread across Fernando’s face. Lance stepped forward, not hesitating before embracing him tightly.
"You were incredible out there," Lance murmured, his voice distorted in the fabric of the Spaniards fireproofs.
Fernando pulled back slightly, looking into Lance’s eyes. "You too, Lancito. Sixth place is amazing. Getting better every weekend."
Nico eventually joined them, a satisfied grin on his face. He had finished 9th, a solid result, but his thoughts seemed to be elsewhere. Lance caught him glancing towards the paddock entrance where Lewis Hamilton, still in GP2, was standing. There had been whispers about Nico and Lewis, and it seemed those rumors were grounded in truth.
As the evening wore on, the celebrations moved to the Renault hospitality area. Fernando and Lance found a quieter corner, away from the people still in blue and yellow.
"Every race, I see more of your potential," Fernando said softly, his hand brushing Lance's as he continued to praise him.
Lance smiled, leaning into Fernando's touch. "I only drive fast because the sooner I'm done the sooner I can see you," He laughed, embarrassed at his own confession
Their connection was undeniable, even those convinced it was purely platonic couldn't deny the connection between the two polar opposite drivers. In that moment, surrounded by the hum of celebration, they found a moment of peace and intimacy.
"To many more victories," Lance whispered, his voice full of promise.
Fernando smiled, pulling Lance closer. "Together"
#brocedes mention!#this is taking so long to write omg#this is saur short#and saur rushed#but im just a girl!#f1#formula 1#lance stroll#fernando alonso#aston martin#ls18#strollonso#fa14#first kiss au#brocedes is canon in first kiss au!#im so ready for the ending chapter...#also this is nawt beta read#just like every other chapter#sigh.#rpf#au#ao3#fanfic#fic rec#fan fiction#sports rpf#f1 rpf#mlm#pride month#lgbtq
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Wild Kratts - Salmander Streaming - Thoughts
Spoilers!!
I've a good feeling that this isn't actually a clip from a movie, but just something the animators whipped up. The fact that the animals running are in blue and green gives me the impression.
But also, the characters being able to stream movies makes me feel old.
If I had a nickel for every time a red squirrel fucked up high tech structure in this show, I'd have 2 nickels.
Also, how efficient are the tellurium crystals (which we saw earlier in the season premiere) are, if shit like THIS can render the turtle ship's power efficient??
Roll credits!
Also, this is the first of MANY moments in the episode that made me laugh unironically.
Martin, that is a fucking exoskeleton. I don't think I have to explain why that is incredibly gross (although it does make for an efficient boat).
Also, random fact: The largest crayfish on the planet has weighed up to 11 pounds. That's huge!
This is another thing about the episode that regularly comes up (and that many people have noticed). The animation is suprisingly fluid. I mean, not surprisingly, there were new riggers on board for the show, which likely explains why it took nearly 2 years for the new season to drop, but still. Screenshots alone do not do several scenes or shots (this included) justice when talking about how eye-catching or interesting the animation is.
I did not know that some salamander species were cannibalistic! This show always manages to teach me new things every day, even at the age of 18.
Am I the only one who is the tiniest bit miffed when they call it "the human fish" and not "the olm." I get that it's a nickname like "Wolf Hawks" but, it's not the only name. 😭😭
I feel like this is yet another moment where I should needlessly harp into the "lore" of Wild Kratts. Because she describes the suit as "universal" and as we see in the episode, the Salamander Power Suit can be reactivated based on species. So why didn't she do this with the Spider, or Wolf Suit. I'm 100% looking too much into this, but just saying.
Also, I really hope that a Universal Salamander Power Suit implies that we'll be getting an Axolotl episode and a Power Suit. I was kinda hoping we'd see some of them in this episode, but the potential is there!
There is DEFINITELY no way I could've done this joke justice using screenshots. You need to see it in video form to see my point. Because the joke was predictable in every sense of the word. I knew what the punchline was. I knew when the punchline was gonna hit. But because the animation was so fluid throughout the frames, and because of how detailed the shading and lighting were and how overtly obvious the punchline was because of the visuals, it still made me laugh my ass off. I legitimately had to look up if James Baxter (yes THAT James Baxter) worked on this episode because it reminded me of a lot of scenes he did for Steven Universe and Owl House. Was surprised to know that he wasn't, but regardless, whoever animated these episodes, whether veterans or newcomers, deserves their fucking raise.
I know that he's referring to the salamander, and yes, the joke has been made before, but like, if someone told you that there's an episode of Wild Kratts where they [by technicality] said the word "hell" *checks notes* twenty-four times in one episode, would you believe them? Yeah that's what I thought.
Also, indeed hellbenders are the largest salamander in North America, the third largest in the world. Adult healthy hellbenders have very few predators and that's because of how gigantic they are.
I used up my one-video free-card on a previous joke, but once again, it's so silly, you know what the joke/punchline is, yet it's presented in such a way that is still really humorous, either because of how it doesn't bring too much awareness to the fact that it's a joke, embraces said fact of it being a joke, or both. Complete with straight-up fucking Looney Tunes style anticts, it's just really fun.
Also, another thing I find funny is that the hellbender ate the crayfish exoskeleton. Like, would that even be tasty?
Spoilers, but Chris does NOT Activate Tiger Salamander Powers. Yes, I am also miffed.
They're so besties.
Ok but like I'm sensing a pattern where Martin activates a Creature Power Suit with Aviva whenever he's not activating it alone or with Chris. Which at first I didn't think much of, but then I realized. Blue is a component color to make up purple. So this occasional running theme/pattern could be a reference to how similar they are, and how both rely on each other in some fundamental way in their adventures, much like how the colors blue and purple are interconnected in a way. Am I looking too much into this as well? Yeah, but I actually enjoy it!
Ok not gonna lie, I actually liked the fourth-wall break. Mainly because they could've easily fucked it up badly by having it drag on for too long, or making it too meta, but quick cuts and gags like this make it all the more worthwhile. And unlike the Camel Chris gag in the camel episode, it sticks around once and doesn't wear out its welcome.
Also, the Salamander Suits were activated by touching a Hellbender, which we've established, is bigger than every other salamander shown in the episode.... so... why the fuck are they that tiny?? They should at least be way bigger than the rocks they're standing on.
Also, the Salamander Suits genuinely look like Dinosaur Suits. At least... from this angle.
-... because from THIS angle they look so. FUCKING. CUTE. I so badly want to hug them like plushies (now I'm even more disappointed that Chris wasn't in one of these)
How the fuck was this guy able to stuff a huge-ass butternut underneath his vest and shirt.
Also, Chris, you do realize that keeping squirrels from eating the nut is a good way to make them endangered as well? Bro is petty 😭
I think this is the first time we've seen the Tortuga miniaturized by someone on the actual crew, not a villain or an accident.
As someone who didn't know or care that much for salamanders (at least in comparison to frogs and toads), this episode enlightened me a lot. I actually hope I do see a hellbender sometime in my life
CONCLUSION:
PROS:
The humor. Like, every single joke in this episode either got me to crack a grin, or laugh out loud
The animation. Once again, the animators have got their rent due. So many memorable facial expressions and cool color designs that just make it nice to look at.
The salamander species themselves.
CONS:
Chris definitely should've activated the Tiger Salamander Suit. Bro was robbed
No mention of Axolotls? The most well-known salamander in the world? For shame.
Final Ranking: 8/10. A nice slice of life mini-adventure with no huge or real stakes, but overall a pretty fun romp. Before this episode came out, there were a lot of positive reviews of this episode on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes, and while I generally take those with heaping grains of salt (because opinions are opinions at the end of the day), I definitely agree that this episode is fun. The very epitome of "camp."
#pbs kids#wild kratts#kratt brothers#martin kratt#chris kratt#pbs kids go#2d kratt brothers#2d martin kratt#2d chris kratt#wk#wk season 7#spoilers#opinions#review#Would totally recommend this episode to a causal newcomer of Wild Kratts because it has such a vibe that it would make a decent entry-point#also I didn't say much of it but Koki's subplot was nice#it was short but seeing her struggle to fix the Tortuga was very relatable and I liked how she got to save the day at the end#even if it was a low-stakes climax/throwaway joke at the end
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Bit of an old wholesome jmart doodle I did that I think deserves some love
#just pretend they're happy#just two guys guys being gay#enjoying their office romance if u will#husbands 💞💞💞#I love wholesome jmart they have a soft spot in my heart#in an alternate universe where Jon gets the stick up his ass off and lets himself BE with Martin ND BE HAPPY FOR ONCE#I'm also a short Jon tall Martin truther#tma#magnus archives#the magnus archives#magnuspod#magpod#tma podcast#tma fanart#jmart#jonmartin#jmart fanart#tma jmart#tma martin#tma jon#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#magnusarchives#my sweet sweet precious blorbos
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Seeing Bunny again made me so happy. I love Uma and Bunny’s relationship. I felt so bad for Uma when she started to miss Bunny, she seems so sweet, mean but sweet.
#also they were totally both lesbians#say I’m wrong I dare you#only murders in the building#oliver putnam#omitb#charles haden savage#mabel mora#martin short#omitb spoilers#steve martin#only murders in the building spoilers
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#oliver has the best lines hands down#also forever a mood#i love him#oliver putnam#omitb#omitbedit#omitbedits#only murders in the building#meryl streep#loretta durkin#martin short#selena gomez#mabel mora#steve martin#charles haden savage#mood#relatable#me#same#gif#gifs#gifset#3x10
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Had a dream where I read a fanfic (but it was more like watching a show) where Jon and Martin ended up in a peaceful pocket dimension where they have a choice to live out their lives there or exit through a door that takes them to their final destination which is the main world where all the Fears went. Martin wants to go through the door because he thinks they're obligated to at least soften the blow by keeping the entities at bay while Jon vehemently refuses because for once they're living in peace. Jon wins out and the rest were just them having a domestic life until Martin gets sick with the same sickness his mother had and dies early (the whole scene suspiciously resembles that opening scene from UP) and Jon finding out a little too late that it was The Lonely's absence that caused it and that Martin knew and never told Jon because he knew that would force him to finally enter through the Door just for his sake. So Jon, now an old man, decides it's time for him to fulfill his end of the deal and finish his journey through the dimensions and the last scene was him disappearing behind the door.
There was also B-side of the dream where I moved into a shared flat and there was a face-sucking demon. Otherwise everything was normal.
#tma fanfic#sorta#thank my brain for producing fan content for me#the more i think about it I'm liking the idea#Jon being given the gift of living a happy normal life#but with the guilt that it came with the cost of Martin's short life#and honoring him by finally facing his fears once again to hopefully save a new world#even if it's pointless#also like the idea of a time travel au with old man Jon meeting the archival staff#throw in some old!Jon imagining his Martin talking to him and giving him advise ala that dad with his wife in Haunting of Hill House
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Steve Martin explains the difference between American and British humor
#that martin short video made me think of this but also i think of this at least once a week#steve martin
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If i don’t wake up tomorrow to see that Martin Short won the emmy for best male in a comedy then i will riot
#also hes gonna turn and kiss meryl streep when he does it#or steve martin#genuinely idk which one would be better#martin short#steve martin#omitb#only murders hulu#only murders in the building#selena too#emmys 2024
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#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus archive#the magnus archive fanart#tma fanart#tma jon#jon sims fanart#jon tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#martin tma#tma martin#teaholding#or#jmart#tma jmart#nonsexual nudity#partial nudity#possibly#anyways now that the “real” tags are over#this is safe house period#i feel like jon would have probably cut his hair short for a bit#also#will wood#will wood mentioned
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height chart/character sheet for all of the main tma cast feat. my headcanons (and misconceptions about canon desc. O_O) of them
and an extra georgie <3
#if you havent seen my melanie post i was for some reason convinced that melanie was a canonical black woman#and that she was described as a ''shorter black woman with short curly hair'' which is smth that never happened lol#so thats the misconception that influenced melanie's design#but also i like how her being a black woman adds to her whole character of ''someone passed over and dismissed and met with hostility-#-before she can even show others what kind of person she is''#anyways heights bc thats why i made this:#daisy and tim: around 5'8#jon and melanie: around 5'1#martin: around 6'#basira and georgie: around 5'11#martin: 6'#sasha and elias: around 6'5#im not v good with heights bc i myself and very small.... but i tried to make it make sense#i love georgie she is literally everything to me <3#everyone else is in everyday attire and georgies just chilling in her pyjamas. im in love with her#i wanted to put gertrude and helen on here too but i didnt have time :(#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#sasha james#elias bouchard#melanie king#basira hussain#daisy tonner#🤢 sorry i dont like her#georgie barker#my art
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