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SO I CRIED AGAIN
Thank you for this wonderful gift I don’t deserve all of this I’m flabbergasted and swoon you’re so generous thank you so much aaaaaaa!! 🥹🥹🥹❤️
Patented Daydream
“Did they blackmail you too?” Malfoy asked, nose lifting in the air. “No good bloody Gryffindors that should’ve been in Slytherin. When I get my hands on the Weasley twins I’ll—” “Blackmail?” Harry’s brows rose. “I’m here because they suckered me into it.” “I’ve always known you were daft, but damn.” Harry was going murder Fred and George and blame it on Ron.
Some tags: Secret Relationship, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Sirius Black Lives, Nerdy Draco, Draco is Good with Business, Joke Products, Harry and Draco Create Products, Smart Draco Malfoy
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Gifted to @valoale who I hope is feeling better and I hope this can make you smile today.
#I feel loved and cared for#also I need to lie down#I’m swoon#and I can’t stop smiling#you precious bean#ALL OF THIS FOR ME?#I feel so special#I’m fanning myself#you’re too kind#hope you’re feeling better as well I have been so worried#may 2024 be kinder to both of us for real#you’re an absolute sweetheart and I love you for eternity ❤️#I live and breathe your writing#and for a shitty year I’m having such a good Christmas bc of your advent calendar and all these gifts#like I wouldn’t have imagined a better end for this year#you truly made it for me#and I’m ever so grateful#so thank you#so much#xx-thedarklord-xx#ALSO I WAS SUPPOSED TO READ AN ACTUAL NOVEL I BOUGHT SOME MONTHS AGO BUT FUCK THAT IVE GOT WAY BETTER THINGS TO READ NOW LMAOOO#drarry always comes first#rule number one
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He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
#I'M LOSING MY MIND THAT WAS 40 MINUTES OF THE FUCKING EPISODE#dndads#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#tony collette#Mack and I were listening to this one together and we have been losing our minds since#I won't be on tumblr much today but I'll have to scroll through later cause WHAT#To be clear: perfect episode#dungeons and daddies#dndads s3 ep. 6#Also idk if I'll make a separate post about it or not but I actually LOVE that he and Kelsey have some weird history#I'm glad we got a more personal interaction between them at the end there#ALSO DR. MANN YESSSSSSSS#okay that's it for now I've been ug weirdly dizzy a lot this week need to lie down aha#I'm gonna cry why is his backstory an old spice commercial
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#fucking truly#also works for both of them#anyways i am made SO unwell by these episodes. like i need to lie down#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd spoilers#ofmd season 2#ofmd season 2 spoilers#edstede#gentlebeard#blackstede#blackbonnet#stede bonnet#edward teach#mine
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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#danlou#iwtvedit#tvedit#dailyflicks#*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well#but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him#doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly#then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work#because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again#maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses#the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford#above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs#and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to#sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own#the lie he tells himself about himself#also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao
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Simon Petrikov really is the dad of all time.
Continuing my Adventure Time binge and I got to the Gunter/Orgalorg bits. Ice King took this horrible, cruel alien menace who's been seeking ultimate power for millennia and loved him, cuddled him, disciplined him (sometimes undeservedly) and overall sucked him into his deluded family unit. He did this for so long that when Gunter finally was given a chance for ultimate power -via the wishing crown - he chose instead to become Ice Thing. To become like his dad.
Simon dadded so hard that he turned two eldritch beings with capacity for immense destruction into daddies girls.
#adventure time#simon petrikov#Im shook#also how dare people leave Gunter out when mentioning Simons kids#hes got Marcy Finn Fionna Gunter and like 40 other penguins#Does Simon have partial custody of the other penguins??#did Ice Thing ask Simon to walk him down the aisle#that man girl daded so much he averted the apocalypse twice#i just woke up from a nap but I need to lie down
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when i get my hands on Liam O'Brien i'm making him pay all my therapy bills
like. LIKE. look at his face. the sudden surprise as jester invades his space and proceeds to RUTHLESSLY unravel and acknowledge his pain after the traumatic events of the day, the way he's so carefully tucked away all emotions and tried to move on without worrying the group. look how quickly the layers all crumble away, how emotional and vulnerable and small he looks, how for a second we see Caleb Widogast without all his layers. if i had any power at all to do so i would give this man a thousand oscars and then ask for a milion dollars to compensate for the emotional damage he has wrought me
#critical role#cr#the mighty nein#mighty nein edit#edit tag#caleb widogast#jester lavorre#widojest#but also FOUND FAMILY#fuck me man!!!!#liam o'brien#laura bailey#critical role edit#tm9#tm9 edit#i need to lie down no joke this moment has haunted me for a whole day i havent been able to do anything else but think about it#baby's first edit btw i learnt how to use adobe rush just for this because it would not leave my brain it was like a curtain eating moth#cr2ep77#tm9ep77
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This angle is so devastating. The way Pete giggles and smiles the whole time. The way you can hear Patrick’s giggle and stutter after Pete calls him love.
#I need to lie down#Pete also seems to be making some reference but I have no idea what it is#peterick#p2#2ourdust
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Michael and David are "so strong and so real and true." This is fine. I'm fine...
#good omens#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#gavin finney#is now right up there with rob wilkins#'so strong and so real and true'#i can't#that thing where two people are in love and meant to be together#also art imitating life#or vice versa#or both#tell me again that they're not a couple#at this point the subtext might as well be a billboard#ineffable lovers#i need to lie down now
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i...i feel like i'm going insane. the parallels, THE PARALLELS. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PARALLEL THEM WITH ROMANTIC COUPLES IF NOT-
#i'm losing my mind#the way they literally did and will continue to do the exact same type of thing#with magic/forces that are equally if not MORE harmful#i need to go lie down#also WHY are their beds so close#eric kripke EXPLAIN#emma rewatches spn#1x12 faith#spn#wincest#samdean
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You lift that burden off of me You lift that burden off of me You lift that burden off of me
Manchester Orchestra, The Maze
#I LOVE YOU JOYFUL QUEER AWAKENINGS#bucktommy#tevan#evan buck buckley#tommy kinard#oliver stark#lou ferigno jr#bi buck#911#9-1-1#911 abc#edit#also!!#please note how the backgrounds look so similar on bucktommy coffee date and on buck looking at the photographs#so we have him holding the photos of a gay couple after saying he can only hope to find something that good one day#and then we have him a few years later holding his man's hand#and I hope it can be that something for him#and that together they can make it into love that will last them forever#I need to lie down again goodbye
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One of the things that makes me feel crazy on DMC5 replays is the way V phrases his request to Dante.
He doesn't say "we need your help to stop the demon." He says "A powerful demon is about to resurrect, and we need your help, Dante." The implication seems to be that V needs Dante's help to stop it...but if you've played it before, that's not what he's really asking. V needs Dante's help in order for the resurrection to take place. Because until Urizen is weakened V has no chance of rejoining him, so he needs Dante's help to weaken Urizen so he's primed for merging and bringing about Vergil's resurrection. The "we" V refers to could also absolutely be both V and Urizen in that case, instead of just some general "we" of humanity. So he's not really asking for help to stop the resurrection, but instead to bring it about, hiding the truth in plain sight and careful wording.
The DMC 5 localization can be wonky in some places, but in other places it just shines. "We need your help, Dante." Not to stop it. He never says that. It's to bring about the resurrection itself.
#dmc#dmc5#devil may cry#i will never be over this#the first time i noticed it i just about lost my mind#you see the first time i experienced DMC5 was through watching someone else's playthrough. so the first time i played it myself i already-#-knew the plot. Which means when I got to that scene in my own playthrough I had to basically put down the controller and flail bc#man!!!! man!!!! that phrasing!!!!!!!!!!!#this is also something i've latched onto for characterization of both v and vergil as being good at half truths and wordplay#yeah there's the poetry aspect but v doesn't just do it with poetry. there's the way he phrases it here too#it's not a lie. v does need dante's help.#he just puts it in a way that he knows dante will interpret one way even though he really means it in another#and i love it#man i'm really going to miss v but if they make dmc6 i hope they give vergil some of his characterization/character traits#vergil is a different character technically but they share a base so he can totally have some of those traits!!!!#erurandomness#erubabbles
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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ADULT SAKURA FACE REVEAL!!!!
FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERY SINGLE OTHER TIME THIS WAS HIDDEN FROM US DELIBERATELY
BUT NOW THAT CLAMP ARE FINALLY DOING THEIR REVEAL WE CAN FINALLY SEE WHAT LAVA LAMP AND WATANUKI’S PARENTS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE
INCREDIBLE!
Also IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE ALSO CLOSING THE LOOP ON WHAT YUUKO SAID, WHEN SHE SAID SHE RECEIVED THE STAR WAND AS A TRADE FROM WATANUKI’S PARENTS
LIKE, TECHNICALLY CORRECT. Deliberately misleading but TECHNICALLY CORRECT
SHE DID RECEIVE THE ACTUAL CARDCAPTOR SAKURA WAND, FROM SAKURA, THE MOTHER OF WATANUKI - BUT THAT SAKURA ACTUALLY RECEIVED IT FROM CARDCAPTOR SAKURA FIRST
That explains a lot.
#Why do I feel like I’m on fire#I want to frame every single page#I want to hang this up as The Big Reveal Clamp Promised For Years#Here we are here it is here we go#Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#Vol 217#Tsubasa#Sakura Sakura Sakura Sakura#Cardcaptor Sakura Sakura#Nick Needs to Lie Down Challenge#ALSO#SWINGING BACK AROUND WITH#We can also confirm that the wings on the star wand just DO look smaller in this art style after all#For whatever reason#Entirely possible a different member of CLAMP was the main artist in each series#Or they were just deliberately doing a different style#It’s hard for me to guess
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🖤🤍🖤
#hello. please look at her she looks so good in this i need to lie down#i feel. unwell!!!!! 🥴#ty azia for io's v cute room and also for sending me luxe#not putting it in her tag....scionshtola exclusive alkdfjklsd#gpose
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hiccuping tears into the shoulder + ranchers by chance?
hiccuping tears into their shoulder (1087 words) (x)
For the first time in a good, long portion of his life, Tango despises how silent the night gets. It's not without its natural noise—the balmy, sticky humidity and breeze in the grass, or the crickets, the cicadas quieting down, the sounds of animals rearranging themselves to a comfier sleeping arrangement. He should be doing the same, but he's sitting on the edge of the bed, his spine a rigid line. He can feel the blood in his body, he can feel the spaces where his muscles connect to each other, with every breath he can feel his lungs separate out the oxygen. It's at the very least startling, and at the very most, he feels like he might dissolve on the spot if touched.
Tango knows how death feels—painless respawn and a few seasons of a life game behind him, but to feel someone else die, too. The echo of death alongside your own. He didn't like that! Not good at all. All his blood and heartbeat-y things are rushing around in his ears. He doesn't even hear Jimmy the first time he speaks up from the other side of the bed, with how his voice scrapes out.
"I didn't know they were aiming for us," Jimmy says.
"Of course not," Tango says, furrowing his eyebrows. "I know you didn't."
He's still looking at his hands, running his thumb over the lines in his palm and pushing into the tiny bones and muscle there. Jimmy flexes his hands like he can feel the pressure and bones moving around. He watches him fold his hand tight around each other and slump, pulling his shoulders to his chest. His breath squeezes in his chest as Jimmy deflates tiredly.
"I just don't want you to think—"
"I'm not gonna think this is your fault, alright?" Tango says, frowning at him. "Why would I?"
Jimmy sighs. His jaw works.
"Cause it usually is," he grits. Tango scrunches his nose on instinct, recoiling out of habit before he manages:
"That's not fair, man."
"This whole game isn't far!" Jimmy huffs, waving a hand about.
"Sure but—"
"But nothing, Tango. I just—I can't lose and drag you with me. That's more than not fair."
"I don't care."
"I care."
Before Tango can argue, though, he tastes the faintest hints of anger and frustration at the back of his mouth fade. He watches Jimmy's face contort as he tries to come up with a better sentence, something he probably thinks Tango deserves. Maybe an apology.
Tango just looks at him. He kind of feels bad, that little bit of gut wrenching cold that trickles in, but mostly he's just confused. Jimmy's words bat around in his brain like dust particles. Dust bunnies. He definitely assumed they were done with this. That maybe Jimmy made peace like he did—though really he hadn't had that much time to make peace, if he's being honest. He's still bitter. He's sure a lot of people are still bitter. But in terms of Jimmy's whole situation? It's not like it could be helped. They just had to be careful. So Tango was being careful, and Jimmy was taking what Tango thought was a calculated risk, so he was mad, sure, but he couldn't really stay mad for a long time. So he takes a long breath and sighs it out his nose. It still tastes surprisingly reminiscent of smoke.
"So what are we going to do?" he asks softly. Jimmy inhales.
"I don't know," he says. "Go to bed? Wake up and start planning?"
Tango hums plainly. He likes that idea. The small spool of feeling in his chest that must belong to Jimmy gives a little tug, like it wanted to take him down with it.
"Yeah," Tango says, voice coming hoarse. "Yeah, I think so."
For a moment, Tango runs his tongue over his teeth, runs his thumbs over the seams of his knees. He sighs, and then he leans into Jimmy's shoulder with a definitive huff. He's tired. From the ache in his bones, to the breathlessness of dying, to just taking in Jimmy's stress. Man. He's exhausted. Jimmy snorts quietly. He feels him press his cheek against Tango's head. The hand Jimmy had been fiddling with in his lap ends up at the base of his spine, splayed over the fabric. Tango squeezes his eyes shut.
"Thanks Tango," Jimmy says shakily. He sounds like he's on the knife's edge of crying, so Tango fumbles out a hand and lands it solidly on his knee. It's not a terribly comfortable thing to stretch one of his achy shoulders or biceps that far but he does anyway, and Jimmy huffs out a damp laugh. "Guess I'm just... pissed off."
Tango snorts.
"If you think you're pissed, just wait until they rile me up," he says into the fabric of Jimmy's shirt. Jimmy laughs. Tango tries to hold in a grin that he also smothers into his shoulder, but fails. Jimmy's hand skips over his knuckles and squeezes the hand on his knee.
"Sure thing, Rancher," he teases. Tango makes a half-suppressed noise of indignation, squeaking as he bolts upright. He nearly knocks into Jimmy's jaw as he untangles himself with all the grace of a cat trying to weasel out of someone's arms.
"I'm just sayin'," he grumbles, crinkling his nose. "You seem like you're in a better mood though."
Jimmy sighs, rounding out his shoulders.
"Think so," he says, working his cheek between his teeth. Tango feels the sensation of prodding in his mouth. Bleh. "Think so."
"Probably a good idea to make good on that sleeping... thing,” he says, reaching up to scrub at his eyes. He barely stifles a yawn as Jimmy stretches, twisting his tall body around in a way that feels surprisingly pleasant to Tango’s stiff muscles. He can’t imagine, especially with the way Jimmy holds all his emotions in his shoulders, that his upper back is doing him any favors. Jimmy makes a little noise in confirmation as Tango turns, attempting to make ample space for him in the small bed. He knows they’ll end up back to back at some point, but as he lies down, shoulder to shoulder, an easy comfort rolls over him. Sure there’s all the red blood rushing around in his ears, and sure he feels it right up on his skin like a bad rash, but for now, next to Jimmy, he shuts his eyes.
They’ll make this time count for something, at least.
#solidaritek#tangotek#jimmy solidarity#tango tek#solidaritygaming#trafficshipping#team rancher#rancher duo#dlsmp#double life smp#text#fics#asks#mellohigrace#HIII SORRY THIS IS SO SO LATE#i really struggled to get these last ones out#i know its not exactly the prompt but man#they need a good. idk. sigh together. a good lie down#i spin dl ranchers in my brain and try to reanalyze their relationship every day of my life#i also missed writing tango so much#theyre actually so special to me. i like them a lot. i need to. think about them more#sooo much more#anyway thank you so much this was so fun!!#i hope the length makes up for the timing <33#double life ranchers you will always be something to me <3
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#meet austin! my sweetie#there will be quite a bit of jumping between the timelines for obvious reasons so if it gets confusing pls lmk#also we're meeting the gang next post woo#maybe. maybe the one after that#ts4 story#short walk to heaven#austin st francis#yves archambeau#ilonka st francis#bo flores#(on da phone)#implied suicide tw#im gonna post this and write both transcripts in a bit bc i need to lie down lmao
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