#alphonze jrwi

[teehee-vibes]

Hey gang… Riptide band au

(Thank you @freakinflipflop for letting me yell at you and for helping me choose instruments ily /p)

[scream-at-a-whisper]

Fun fact! Aside from angst, the number one thing that the Riptide pirates share is speech impediments.

Gillion - mixes up z's and j's; there's no distinction in primordial, so he never learned the difference

Chip - makes a whistling sound when he talks; that chipped tooth isn't doing him any favors

Jay - stutters often; Jayson would yell at her about it, but she couldn't just stop

Felipe - can't talk long without taking a breath; his lungs weren't built for the oversea

Old man Earl - Has a tic where he 'humphs'; he claims it's on purpose when questioned

Drey - mixes up t's and th's; no explanation. just vibes

Finn - mixes up l's and r's; also not a thing in the undersea

Queen - inflects irregularly; it gives him a musical cadence in every sentence

Ollie - rhotacism; he just never figured it out

Alphonze - clutters; he's taken so many hits that his speaking system will glitch and go really fast randomly

Gryffon - mixes up s's and sh's; yeah I'm just projecting on this one cause he's my favorite

[jrwi-headcanons]

Alphonze doesn’t know how to navigate a boat, the riptide crew has never been going in the right direction

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[xaeyrnofnbe]

i need to go back in time into the riptide universe so i can grip alphonze by the shoulders and shake him intensely and tell him not to join the riptide pirates!!!! don’t do it!!! don’t go with them!!!

they’re such well-meaning people but they never give him the light of day and i have so many emotions about it. he went with them for the promise of freedom, to learn who he wanted to be and pursue that. they promised him.

and then they change his voice. his whole thing, really. and they have him be the helmsman. he’s free to do whatever he wants, technically, but he’s not used to that yet, so he continues to follow orders.

then chip gives him and the rest of the crew a speech. he tells alphonze he can do whatever he wants, and can follow true freedom if he wishes. he can be his own man.

and alphonze tests the waters, he says no when he’s told to do things. he tries out his new freedom. we never learn what he does or what he wants to do, because no one ever asks him. he’s brushed aside. no one on the ship cares about alphonze, it seems. not enough to talk to him directly, that is.

and then he “dies.”

and what do his captains do? the first people who ever offered him freedom?

they reuse his very consciousness. they make him the soul of their ship. the one thing he ever tried refusing to do, saying no to, he now is inseparably a physical part of.

and he doesn’t say no anymore.

[thepiratefish]

I posted it on Discord yesterday but I'll also post it here

[conivolos]

currently sobbing about alphonze jrwi if anyone was wondering how my nights going so far

[namelessprince]

vyncent sol!-ol!-ol!-ol!-ol!-ol!-ol!

[datbugboi7]

Anyone ask for my renditions of the riptide crew? No?

Okay, okay I'll just-

Oh shit- *falls flat on my face and drops this*

[nathsolkyoako]

I’m not drawing his Fuckass hat I’ve had Things happen today he’s bald okay who gives a shit go read my fic

[27-bones]

(Walking around the LGBTQ+ Albatross) GAY Ferrin? 🤨 ACEphonze? 😬 Gillion PRIDEstrider? 😟 QUEER? 😨 CHIP???? 😱

Based on this fantastic post that haunts me

[1aim2kill3]

saw this post of a collection of planet zoo npc reviews

[xaeyrnofnbe]

sighhh actually you know what. when riptide comes back they BETTER give my boy alphonze some more attention. and apologize to him so so so many times. for everything. and free him from the ship obviously. ugh i miss himmm

[teehee-vibes]

I’d give up my left foot for a Horsea arc

[thepiratefish]

Iam now realizing a type of character trope that Iam attached to aka Human like robots

1- Lopez []RVB (youtube)

2- Steel [] Powerrangers beastmorphers (netflix)

3- Svarog [] honkai Starrail (game)

4- Alphonze [] Jrwi riptide (youtube)

[jrwienerheadcanons]

Alphonze secretly has like 15 small creatures living in his vessel (post electrodon) but no one’s checked it so they have no idea

There better be one of the monkeys that shoot fire - Toast

[namelessprince]

10 month timeskip my beloved