#alola. is. fine. i guess
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oh surely it would be very easy to get the shiny charm in ultra sun because i also have moon! and anything new to the ultra dex could just come from a previous game! never mind stakataka is an Ultra Moon exclusive. what the fuck
#THEY WERENT IN THE ORIGINAL GAMESSSSS#WHY DIDNT I GTS FOR ONE WHEN THE SERVERS WERE STILL UP#pkmn#actually smart move that the game gives you two because it knows you want to gts one for the other exclusive#just like how you can catch your own cosmog and evolve it into a second box legendary#or the second -raidon to trade in scvi#im not actually that mad about this because. um#alola. is. fine. i guess#ok what would i actually use the charm to hunt in ultra sun#hang on i just learned something wacky i need to make a new post
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wow i forgot how tiny mt lanakila is in sm. like i knew they vastly improved it in usum but i was expecting more than a single corridor. at least give us a single trainer battle or something.
#*sighs* fine i guess i have to hand this one to usum#pokemon#pokemon sm#pokemon sun and moon#pokemon sumo#alola#koolmathgames.com
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HATE. When I start Longing for a specific Pokemon but I really don't care about any of the games it's appeared in. Like. Deep desperate urge to shiny hunt a Pumpkaboo, I've wanted one for years, I want it SO BADLY, maybe even enough that I want to start a new save and have one on my team, that would be so cool. However, due to online being shut down I can't justify losing what little Friend Safaris I have (they stay in your Friends List ofc, but you'll be locked out of the third Pokemon on a new save), and also. Just don't care about X and Y. And then there's Galar. Pretty game. No substance. To me anyway. Lost interest as soon as I beat the main story. And like, I Guess there's SuMo/Ultras, but I'd have to transfer one in.... and idk if you can even do that at this point.
#just. complaining. lmfao#i can't ever commit to revisiting alola too for some reason. it was just so important to me in such a specific time of my life#that every time i've tried to go back. i can't.#i'm also just split of starting a new PMD run again like. i want Something. idk what.#and like i guess i can just shiny hunt without making a big deal out of it. but i WANT. i'm ACHING#like could you imagine... a team w pumpkaboo and mimikyu...... that would be so cutes.....#mimikyu is postgame in sw/sh so. i'd have to trade one over. but tbh that feels not so bad#like. one thing about me is i love prepping extremely specific pokemon teams. just to feel something.#and then more than likely i'll abandon them halfway through but hey. maybe i'll return. eventually.#if pumpkaboo was in scar/vio it would literally be fine. i would be doing that right the fuck now.#sw/sh vs scar/vi is so funny like. one is an extremely good looking well polished put together game#that does absolutely nothing for me. it lacks so much substance to me.#and the other is just. it needed so much more time in the oven. but it means EVERYTHING to me#and it's endlessly fun to just fuck around in. i cannot explain why. enrichment.
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Guzma + team leaders of your choice hc for a partner that refers to them as boss like they just have a habit of calling people boss and saying things like 'on it boss'/'got it boss' (bc I am absolutely out here calling people boss like a shitty henchmen at any chance I get) I feel like it could be funny especially if for the other leaders (bc I feel this doesn't apply to Guzma) hadn't told their partner about their teams so the boss comment just comes out of left field for them I wonder who would go 'they know' and who wouldn't even notice because they're always being called boss anyway
yeah guzma isn't hiding being the head of team skull at lol
cw: light angst, most fluff
💀Guzma🕶
□ While it was basically common knowledge around Alola that Guzma was the “big, bad boss” of Team Skull, it was not exactly a title he preferred those closest to call him. Lusamine certainly did not (for likely worse reasons than he thought), Nanu scoffed at the thought, and Plumeria simply opted against it since they worked together to head the group of delinquents. His underlings did, though. It was a toss-up between boss or their boy Guzma. So, when he asked you casually to grab something for him, and you responded with, “On it, boss.” He was stricken for a moment.
□ Yes, he did technically consider you a member of Team Skull – You had the cap and pendant and everything – You were not exactly beneath him. Really, you were on a level like Plumeria to him, or even arguably above him. Though, he would never admit the latter part aloud. You shoot you a strange look for a moment as you walk off to grab whatever he had requested. Okay, maybe it was a joke. Only – it kept happening. He asked if you were grasping what he was saying one day, and you responded with that you “got it, boss.” He was bewildered. Why? Finally, he had to ask. You were not some underling to him — It was a bit to even partially view you like that. His partner was definitely nearly his equal, if not, actually.
□ Your explanation gets a loud bark of laughter from him. Really? That is it? Whatever, then. More power to you. He guesses he gets it. Part of him is partially aware that he is playing himself up as some big, scary boss. He has to in order to keep Team Skull as something mildly feared (even if they are just considered a nuisance at worst by people). He guesses it is fine, as long as you know that he does not see you as some underling of his. You are genuinely someone he loves and cares about, and in no way does he ever want you to feel like you are lesser than him. As long as that is completely understood, you can call him whatever you please. Though, there is something mildly hilarious that you keep calling him it even after disbanding Team Skull, too.
🌌Cyrus��
☄️ In truth, most people do not call him boss to his face. That is simply his position and how he is referred to. He is far aware that his commanders and grunts both call him boss. Yet, to his face, they only refer to him as Master Cyrus. The title did not really bother him… Simply put, it was the truth. He was their boss. Logically, referring to him as that made the most sense. Even normal employees of Galactic, aside from those aiding in his, ahem, special work, usually used that title. So when you, his lover, responded with an “on it, boss,” after he asked you to hand him a document he needed, he flinched.
☄️ You did not know his plans. There was simply no way you could have, nor were you an employee at his company. He blinked as he took the paper you handed him. Did… someone speak with you? Who, if so? He knew this was irrational, yet it only made him worry more. He struggled to recall a time that you had previously called him that. If it had only stayed as that one event, he likely would have forced himself to discard whatever thoughts had come out. Except… It was not. Repeatedly, you had taken to calling him boss seemingly whenever he asked you for things. It almost made his mind conjure up images of two of his commanders. You could not know. It was impossible. He was careful – calculated. And yet… He felt his worries swell.
☄️ Finally, Cyrus dares ask why you call him that. You hum in reply before explaining. He sits in silence, blinking a few times. So simple, so strange. Too close to the truth, but just distant enough to soothe his worries. He remarks that it feels strange when you call him that due to you being his romantic partner. Politely, he asks you to refrain from doing that. It simply does not sit well with him, even light-heartedly. The idea of you discovering his plans makes him distressed enough as it stood alone. He knows he cannot stop you completely, but you do notably lower the frequency of its use. Ultimately, you are not some goon underling of his and the idea of you pretending to be makes him feel strangely, which he does not want.
🔥Lysandre🍷
☕️ Do people call him boss? He struggles to think of an instance, either in Team Flare or his actual company. His presumes his underlings likely use the title to refer to him sometimes, but he does not know of a time in which he had heard it spoken to him directly. While he is certainly the Flare Boss, most people seem to simply refer to him by his name. Which he finds most appropriate since they are not supposed to be an overt organisation. Bringing unwanted attention to his plans should be the last thing that they do rather than among the first. So it was a situation when he asked if you could hand him something, and you replied with a simple “on it, boss” that shook him momentarily.
☕️ There was simply no way that you had become aware of his plans. It was next to impossible – He was deliberately keeping you uninvolved as it stood, with intentions to only invite you later. The red-haired man chokes on his coffee before forcing himself to calm down. Perhaps you were referring to his place as president of his company – He was a boss in multiple ways. There was no reason to presume the worst possible scenario with little evidence to along with it. Yet, as you continued to refer to him as the title, his nerves grew more and more tense. It felt less like a joking jab and more like a knowing comment, even if it was never spoken with a serious tone of voice. He pondered what this could be but stopped himself before he fell top far into irrational thought. No, he must not do that. There was a better way to go about this.
☕️ So, Lysandre simply asks you. You tilt your head and give your reasoning. Despite how close it comes to the truth, he can tell that you seem utterly unaware even still. He feels ridiculous for being so worried about such a small thing. A joke… You simply wanted to feel like some criminal goon. He shook his head. That was the furthest thing from what you were in his eyes, so a genuine laugh escaped him. If it was only that – Well, Lysandre could bear the strange worry that bloomed in his chest. It simply was a joke between you and him. A joke with an unintentionally very real connection.
🥼Colress🛸
🧪 While he may be the “boss” Team Plasma as it stood, he struggled to recall how people referred to him. Most of the group actually seemed to look more towards Ghetsis for direction over him. Even Colress was aware of just how hollow his title was. He was more of an acting leader to put a boundary between Ghetsis and everyone. The scientist did not care so long as funds kept coming to support his research. Though, he was almost certain no one ever referred to him as boss. Well, except for one person. He simply had asked you to hand him a tool as he worked on a new machine, to which you gave the simple reply of “on it, boss.” He startled for a moment, gazing at you with large yellow eyes.
🧪 Did you know…? Colress would admit that he had not exactly been careful, but few actually suspected him of having any strong connections to Team Plasma. It was nothing he outwardly attempted, but his desires simply were not the most aligned with those of the group. Only Kyurem was a strong fascination for him… Had you put this together on your own somehow? Colress pondered it for quite a long time, neither making a comment of here nor there. You simply continued to refer to him by the word “boss” on and off. It was a bit of an oddity, he would admit. Paranoia was not a feeling he cared to acknowledge – rather, he felt, if knew then you simply knew.
🧪 One day, after you had done it again, he simply asked why you called him that. Your explanation almost only made him wish to laugh. Oh… To feel like an evil goon… Ah, he genuinely could not recall the last time he felt so amused. Your relationship with him was so far removed from Team Plasma, and he was almost certain you were actually unaware that it was genuinely fascinating how close to the truth you had gotten. Perhaps you had suspicions… Well, if you were not going to bring them up, he would avoid it, too. Truthfully, the last thing he wanted was to involve you. He was using Team Plasma as it was using him. Your joking title for him would simply remain something he has a strange amusement for.
#pokemon x reader#guzma x reader#cyrus x reader#colress x reader#lysandre x reader#pokemon/reader#pokemon guzma x reader#pokemon cyrus x reader#pokemon colress x reader#pokemon lysandre x reader#guzma/reader#cyrus/reader#colress/reader#lysandre/reader
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ok, i think i processed it, kind of
so, hm, as ive posted about before! im chronically ill and the symptoms reached a point i need to be taken care of/need help for a lot of stuff. so, i moved in with my dad in alola, my other option would be living with my mom in the city and 1 i need less sensory input and the city isn't ideal for that 2 my mom is poison for my health. so, im here, away from everyone i know with only farelos, dad and occasionally my cousin for company.
my cousin just started high school, and is also going on the island trials, she got a very cute popplio named netuno and everything. yesterday i went to meet him and then they told me that i was getting a starter too. dad thinks it'll be good for me to travel for my health and also so i don't depend on him as much because he's getting sick too. which is far from ideal for me i mean i only just started being able to walk around the streets and now they want me to go thru all of the islands??? and who knows how long the challenge could take too! but everyone is so excited and, if i say no ill have to leave to stay with my mom so i just had to quietly nod along to everything.
today i took some time to talk about it with my cousin though, and my roommates back at home. we agreed to just, try things at my pace you know? she's gonna help me train and stuff and said from her there's no pressure for me to stick around for the whole island challenge but that shed love my company whenever i manage, said i can quit and go home and come back anytime and all my needs and stuff can be discussed with the kahunas which is really nice. ive always loved this kid and im really proud of the person shes becoming ;w; im glad i don't have to rival her to be a part of her life as a trainer.
well, im starting training with her tomorrow cus today i had an awful sensory meltdown, but we'll see what happens maybe it won't be so bad
btw this is my litten her name is minduim
so tonight my family decided to drop an awful bomb on me, like incredibly life-plan-changing bomb that i can't get out of, i don't think I'm sleeping anytime soon now with this, can't even begin to process it
but to summarize it, they're forcing me to go on the island trials too
fuck
posts might slow down while imm trying to process this torture this madness I'm being put thru arceus he'lpl me FUCK
#itll be fine#i can do this#unreality#when its too much for me ill just quit#and when im feeling adventurous ill go back#gay rambles#pokemon#pkmn irl#farelos the eevee#i guess this girl needs her own tag#minduim the litten#shes not one for cameras unlike farelos so we will see if i use the tag much#alola diary
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Do you have any thoughts on how Pokemon NPC dialogue has evolved over the generations? Are there any in particular you've found that surprised you?
Hmm....Good question.
I mainly view it from the perspective of how easy it is to find dialogue that fits well on this blog...
Gen 1 probably has the least amount of quirky/fun npc dialogue, with the following games getting more and more fun NPCs.
I personally feel like the dialogue really hit its stride in gen 5-6. And the Team Aqua/Magma/Galactic grunts - for instance - were often great in gen 3-4.
Then there's gen 7...there are a lot of really kooky NPCs in Alola...but for some reason they quite often give me this almost unsettling feeling. And at least sometimes it feel like it is unsettling on purpose. There's also the fact that there were a lot of long scenes with NPCs in those games, which mostly is a hassle for the sake of this blog lol (longer cutscenes with smiling and unblinking characters may be a reason that I feel unsettled now that I think about it). The lengthy scenes is an issue of mine with Pokémon Legends: Arceus for the same reason. I guess it is kind of nice to get these mini-stories, though.
Gen 8-9 have been fine. I'm kind of glad that they've reigned in the long cutscenes. I do feel like gen 9 has had a bit too many NPCs that mainly are used for exposition (like telling you about a game feature or commenting on a nearby landmark), much like the early gens. And I feel like the various grunts have had less fun dialogue in gen 8-9 too.
As for something that has surprised me...well, I've been playing/replaying various Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games recently, and they have quite a lot of fun/charming dialogue. Often in the shape of short comments that throughout the game(s) create a narrative.
Maybe even more surprising is that there sometimes are gems from the Detective Pikachu games too...though almost exclusively from the pokémon rather than the trainers in those ones.
And of course, I have to mention that the trainer dialogue from various battle facilities in most games are generally top tier!
What are your thoughts?
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the differences between teams flare, skull, yell, and star (and why only some of them work)
post under the cut because there is. a lot to say
so we all know that the villains in pokemon peaked with team plasma right (this is a matter of opinion but that's beyond the point)
and after team plasma, we have team flare. and team flare is. different.
they were the first evil ceo, unless you count cyrus, which i don't because cyrus (in my mind) was more about nihilism than corporate greed or anything
and lysandre is too, kinda? he's interesting enough, but literally everyone else in the team is boring as shit, especially compared to every team that came before them
so in kalos, we've got a villain team that doesn't really know what they've signed up for aside from the leader (probably it's been a hot minute. the admins might know), which makes sense, but the grunts and admins aren't entertaining at all. they're built up as a threat and exactly one of them is. it doesn't work
(this (imo) applies to most of gen 6's story but that's besides the point)
and then in alola, we've got team skull! this was the first generation i paid attention to the buildup for, and if i remember correctly, before release they were built up as the villain team, but not a threatening one. and in the game, that follows. no one really sees them as a threat on their own, cause they aren't.
but we've also got the aether foundation! and they were built up as mysterious but benevolent pre-release and in-game (didn't necessarily succeed but they tried well enough), and this was the first "twist villain" that pokemon did, and it was new and fresh and worked
and team skull isn't a threat. but they are an annoyance, and that's exactly what's needed during the storming of aether paradise. by allying team skull with the aether foundation, it gives both of them more of what they need most (seeming like a threat for team skull and character for aether foundation)
bonus points for aether foundation working well with the buildup because while almost everyone there is corrupt, we've still got wicke, who is genuinely benevolent and provides some nice contrast
the combination (as well as the fact that all of these dynamics were new) really sells the whole thing for me. it works
then we get to team yell :/
team yell was (pre-release and a little bit in-game) built up as villains and they Aren't. at all
and then at the same time, they expect us to believe that macro cosmos is totally fine and benevolent and nothing is wrong with anything they do? what the fuck
the part where you work with team yell to storm macro cosmos is fun and cool i guess, but that isn't enough to save either of them
team yell isn't a villain team, it's just an extension of piers being an overprotective brother and should have always been treated like that (amplified even more by the fact that marnie tells them off multiple times)
and macro cosmos doesn't work at all either because they expected us to be totally blindsided and then didn't even have the decency to have a single character who was morally good or benevolent like wicke!
at least aether foundation was built up as mysterious but benevolent, macro cosmos was just like "yeah we're a power company and good guys our chairman has the most rancid vibes you've ever seen but that means nothing" and then later it's like "oOoOoH wE'rE aCtUaLlY eViL aReN't YoU sUrPrIsEd????" like no!!!!! i'm not!!!!!!
and at this point the corrupt ceo bullshit and incompetent team bullshit is wearing SO thin, no one likes it or cares at ALL anymore
it's just like, go back to the mafia or whatever! i do not care about this! if i wanted to be mad at a ceo i've got enough irl to choose from!
which brings us finally to team star! they were built up as a villain team pre-release like the others, and we're all just like yeah okay whatever we know they're not a threat and probably fine people and we all know geeta is going to be the actual villain you aren't clever gamefreak
but then! we get to the game! and they aren't treated like villains!
they're treated like victims of circumstance who have gone too far and need to be stopped for their own good and it works
it works incredibly well, compounded by the fact that the actual villain was one no one was expecting
i have. many thoughts about the subversions of expectations that the professors pulled. but that's beyond the point-ish
but team star is not treated as a villain. at all. the closest we get is penny recruiting us to take them down, but that's more "they're a problem" than "they're a danger" and it works
tldr no pokemon villain has ever surpassed team plasma and gamefreak needs to join a union and stop making all their "twist" villains ceos thank you and goodnight
#i will be taking questions or thoughts if you have any just please god be nice to me#pokemon#team plasma#team flare#lysandre#lysandre pokemon#team skull#aether foundation#wicke#wicke pokemon#team yell#macro cosmos#piers#piers pokemon#marnie#marnie pokemon#chairman rose#team star#professor sada#professor turo#analysis#gotta queue em all#og post#unova#kalos#alola#galar#paldea
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Thoughts on comfey? It's one of those pokemon I always forget exists
Comfey sure does exist, all right. It is pretty forgettable, which is in part that it doesn't evolve, and in part because there are a lot of flower-based 'mons. Granted, one based off a lei is a bit unique, but I don't feel like it stands out enough against all the other grass-types out there (ironically, its like Flabébé in that it's not actually a grass-type itself as the flowers aren't part of it. In general it's basically a Flabébé/Klefki hybrid).
Visually, the creature itself is fine; I like the scalloped shapes that make up its body, and the colors are pleasant. The idea of a little 'mon that seems to use flowers as a form of camouflage isn't bad either.
However, I do think Comfey itself gets a bit lost in the lei portion. One could argue that's the point, but you don't look at it and see a creature holding flowers, you just kind of see flowers and then notice the creature afterward. This isn't helped by the fact that the green, while unique to it, gets overpowered by the red in the lei.
It also attaches the flowers via a blue tendril that comes off of it, which doesn't really look like part of its body. Compare to something like Klefki, where you can clearly tell the ring is just its arms; here, you can't really immediately see how the flowers connect to the creature. Making the tendril green might've helped a little, though I also question why they didn't just make its arms the rings (too similar to Klefki, I guess?).
I almost wonder if this line couldn't have leaned into the way the creature gets lost by intentionally making it look similar to the flowers. Like it's a little 'mon that's evolved (in the Darwinian sense) to look like a plant, and it carries flowers and feels nervous without them because it's trying to camouflage itself within them. Or heck, maybe it's a Falinks kind of thing where a bunch of the flower-like 'mons group together and that's what forms the lei—maybe you could have a mechanic where you chain them yourself into different colors. IDK, just spitballing here.
I'm not sure what could be done with Comfey in the future as it doesn't feel like an evo would make sense, but maybe some kind of convergent could make sense. They could take a jab at those awful plastic tourist leis by making the none-native-to-Alola convergent a poison-type that sickens people with its scent instead of relaxing them or something. Whatever they do, Comfey could definitely use something to make it stand out more.
Anyway, Comfey is an alright 'mon—nothing outright bad, but nothing all that memorable about it either. Just catch a Klefki instead.
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Two nights ago at 3am I was dreading school as usual and started to write something lighthearted then I got a bit absorbed into it lol...mostly copy pasted what I wrote that night with a few small edits. Dw it's pretty easy to read cuz dialogue comes easier to me so it's all dialogue.
Wren: Have you ever dreamt of me?
Kiawe: That’s a sudden question… Yes, I have.
Wren: Was it a good dream?
K: I dreamt we were riding charizards together once.
W: wait, really???? I dreamt that too!
K: Seriously?!
W: wow, we are so made for each other.
K: was there other times you…dreamt of…me…
W: uhm, it’s mostly a blur and illogical as dreams are. But I think I did feel my feelings of crushing on you in my dreams like maybe twice. I think i hugged you in one of them. And that was before we ever hugged at all.
K: Oh…that’s nice.
W: Uh, what about you. Did you dream of me other times?
K: Yeah, i was teaching you to dance, at the top of the volcano. I think… we fell in the volcano, and then i woke up.
W: I’d like to fall in the volcano with you.
K: No..!! If that ever happens I’ll catch you. But that will never happen.
W: Huh? By calling over your charizard fast enough?
K: Uh, yes…
W: We can do it as a fierce declaration of our love.
K: ……
W: Okay, or we could just dance. Oh, did you have any bad dreams of me?
K: Other than the falling in the volcano?
W: Hey That is really beautiful and I don’t count that as a bad dream. I wish i dreamt that.
K: I was actually kind of apprehensive to meet you at the volcano that evening.
W: But seriously though, that is so poetic. Maybe we could stand at the tip and feel the heat together.
K: WREN! PLEASE!
W: OKAY I was Kiddingggg… (but I’m gonna write about it)
K: So, the bad dream…
W: Oh yeah
K: I don’t know, i just dreamt you left. I don’t remember much of it. But i saw you leave on a ferry. I was at the pier and then at the top of the volcano.
W: wow you really like the volcano so much. Wanna jump in together? Ok sorry continue
K: …… You’re going to leave eventually, though.
W: … Um, I mean…that’s still in a while. And it’s not like we won’t see each other again.
K: I wish i could follow you where you go.
W: I don’t think you should be the one saying that… I’m supposed to follow you. I’m not even joking.
K: I’ll still be in Alola when you leave.
W: I mean…. I don’t know, I don’t really think much about the future—
K: Exactly. You don’t, Wren. So how do I know for sure we won’t stray? You’re going to leave and not come back—
W: ??? Who says I wont??
K: I just— the future is so uncertain… It makes me so worried.
W: Just so you know. I want to be with you more than you want to be with me. In case you didn’t know. I feel like I don’t say much of this enough, but I always think it. Like, you don’t know how much I think it.
K: Really...? But you were fine before you met me.
W: Doesn’t that apply to you too?
K: N-No. Without you… I’d still be worried about the future. You encourage me with optimism…But it mostly works when it comes to my dancing and my future studies. What's really different is that you're in the picture... and when it comes to you,… how do I know what exactly you’re thinking?
W: You think I’m not transparent enough?
K: In a way. I-
W: Sorry, I guess i don’t really say it. Do you really worry I’ll leave you?
K: I mean, I dreamt it so I must have…thought it.
W: the topic took such a bleak turn.
K: Sorry, Wren…
W: It’s okay, I understand what you think. I don’t really know the future either, but I promise to tell you earlier when I’m going...I also don’t want to leave at all. But, I guess, we both still have each other now, so we can focus on the present?
K: You're right, Wren. Thanks.
W: But, if you want better reassurance, I have a proposal. As a declaration of our eternal bond and inseparation, to make you never worry of us parting again not only in body but also spirit, how about we jump into the volcano together?
Kiawe just smiles softly. Wren does the same.
Behind them, Wela Volcano's soft fumes trail silently into the red-ochre sky.
Its umber body is indomitable as love, monument of an Earth where the circles of selves meet, weave, and travel with time for two young lovers.
#Kiawren#Wren's writing#Me dreaming of flying on Chari.zards with him is a lie btw#On the rare occasion I dream of us I never dream something completely wholesome about 😔#it's always some weirdly patched illogical haze where he makes a cameo and that's all💀
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So Zzazz and �aver will be watching the Potu while I'm away! Taking most of my pokemon with so it shouldn't be an issue but...
Hm I really hope Alola doesn't bar any outside pokemon from entry...
I guess Fouroh was fine bringing Menace and Nimble though.
I think I'll check with that anyway.
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Ooh wow ok, I finally got this account to work! Hope you guys like my speech, I've been working reeeeeelly hard on it!
Attention Rotomblr!
I… AM THE WORMHOLE.
He/him. I was once Johnathon Ohnn and thats fine I guess but I’d at least like you to use my new evil name too so I can strike fear into my enemies' hearts please!!
And no I'm not an Ultra Beast, or any other kind Pokemon, and I'm NOT a villain of the week!
What I am is the nemesis of all you Spinirak-people out there. Also the Joltick-people, and the Dewpider-people, and, ooh, there's a Spidops too? Oh I've always wanted to visit Paldea, super fascinating wildlife and phenomena!
But nevermind that! I did hugely important dimensional studies at Aether. I'm the reason a lot of you are here, tied together by this website! And what's the thanks that I got? You heroes beat me and left me behind in the Alola disaster so an Ultra Wormhole could turn me into THIS!
Then I got fired from my job, then my family stopped talking to me, then I had to start robbing people and… ah, sorry, maybe I'll just catch you up on the little details later. The important part is this:
All of you watch your backs. Especially anyone involved in the Alola incident who led to my downfall and insists on ignoring me!
I am your nemesis!
if you'll have me. And don't make fun of my Pokemon names!!! I think they're cute.
// hi @swadloom again uh. this is literally just the Spot in pkmn irl LMAOO. inspired by blogs like @spidops-woman and @araquanid-man that also crossover pkmn and spiderverse lore hehe.
design is a wip. uhhhh. idk im sleepy <3 you can bully him, im bad at events but i'll try, no gross ppl you know who you are, etc etc gn :]
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( @rocket-rehab ) Hey kid, I see you're making friends. How's Alola?
D-
Uncle??
When did you make a blog?!
Uh. I guess Alola’s fine? Ive kinda been stuck in this one town thanks to the Zorua swarming me, but I was able to get through to them just the other night so Ill probably move on tomorrow.
Thank you again for the plane tickets! Even if you did get them a… less than legal way.
But nevermind that, how have you been? Is Queenie doing well?
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SOLISVERSE CHANGELOG (uhm atleast from what I remember Not posting on here)
fleshed out the worldbuilding surrounding pokemon battles more (champion culture, battle as an art, battle as a cultural phenomenon, etc.)
made more dynamics of all varieties more fucked up (notably: ethan/silver, elitechampfour, alola friends, paldea friends) (also kinda the johtags?? they were already fucked up before I guess there's more emphasis on it now though)
ethan dies. for reasons. but hes fine (physically) (mentally still up for debate) via ho-oh shenanigans
victor is an egg. he still is actually as of the 'current' era of solisverse. estrogen could've saved her.
also solisverse has canonical years now! kanto plot happens in 2007 and 'current' time is around 2023 although I've been playing w moving it up to 2030 due to fun plotstuff happening around that time
#solis.txt#solisverse#I THINK THATS MOST OF IT. I'm probably forgetting a lot since this was stuff I most recently discussed in hyperspace...#feel free to ask me questions abt any of these ^_^ I made it brief so I could make separate posts about things if Iwanted
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Giving dead inside trio (nanu, cyrus, larry) a bouquet of flowers? They deserve some softness in their lives 🥺
dead inside trio.... a new grouping unlocked lol
cw: fluff,
characters: Nanu, Cyrus, Larry
🐈⬛️Nanu❤️🩹
🌑 The old man did not seem particularly fond of most things in life. Few things broke that trained expression into anything apart from a passive disinterest. Yet, you felt something in you desperate to see that half grin cross his face again. A certain shop in the Malie Community Centre. Flowers. Alola had many, sure. Entire meadows dedicated to them. The red flowers of the Ula'Ula meadow brought the eyes of the Kahuna to mind. The man selling the flowers eagerly beckoned you over and explained the meanings of each bouquet. A bright white flower caught your attention. The man quickly offered information. Forest gardenias. Apparently, the generic meaning for all white gardenias were innocence, purity, and clarity. Their most common use was in weddings. You giggled. Nanu... He certainly was none of those things, yet the flowers held your attention over the others for sale. You bought them.
🌑 Nanu yawned. Nothing was happening today. Just like yesterday. And the day before that. And so on and so forth. It had been peaceful. This was much preferred to the nightmare that had been the Necrozma situation. That Guzzlord. He sighed. His Meowths napped peacefully. He debated joining them, yet the door clicking open prevented that. You stepped in, clutching something behind your back. A brow cocked up. His mind instantly had some worries about the oddity, but he forced them down. You were no threat. Walking towards him, you held a bouquet of flowers out to him. He blinked. These… He had seen these before. His fingers brushed against the soft petals. Right… These were. Forest gardenias. Or, known colloquially as – “Nanu,” you called out to him, “Do you like them? The florist said he was trying to spread awareness about endangered flowers through bouquets.”
🌑 He hated that his lips tugged up at that. Right, these were also known as nānū. Why his parents had thought to name him after such a thing was beyond him. Nanu seemed to go to defy literally every meaning they had. “… Yep, picking these in the wild gets you a high fine,” he nodded and sat them down in his lap. “Thanks,” he tugged you down to his level. You sat down beside him. His arm came around your shoulders. “… I like it,” Nanu could feel your eyes staring at him and wanting to know, “I'm not much of a flower guy, but I guess I serve an agriculture deity so maybe I need to change.” You laughed. Tapu Bulu would love to see Nanu have a sudden interest in the beauty of nature, certainly. Nanu carefully placed the bouquet in a vase later on. The flowers really did brighter up the dreary police station he called a home. And, well, they were a good reminder of something important to him. He gave another grin at you playing with a Meowth.
🌌Cyrus🛰
☄️ The blue-haired man was unreadable most of the time. Even having been in a relationship with Cyrus for an extended period of time, you struggled to understand him rather frequently. Gifts were difficult. He would say that he required nothing when questioned. You did not feel that way, though. So, you found yourself in the Veilstone department store searching desperately for anything that the man might enjoy. Nothing caught your attention. You drifted to the roof. What was supposed to be a moment to relax in solemn defeat was destroyed by a rooftop vendor. Bouquets. A bright one caught your attention. The flowers faced the sun with unyielding loyalty. The choice was obvious. You bought the bouquet with little question.
☄️ The Galactic Boss felt as though he was drowning in work. Everything was a mess, and a free moment was simply a blessing that he did not have. An accident had resulted in the deletion of some important research of his goals, and the entire time was scrambling to either recover or replace it. He felt like he was about to go mad. Then, the receptionist foolishly allowed someone in to visit him. He would give them a piece of his mind for visiting at such a critical moment. The door to his office clicked open. Cyrus stilled. You entered, holding a vase in your hands. A bright smile was on your face. “Cy,” you called out excitedly, “I brought you a gift! You seemed so upset lately that I wanted to cheer you up.” The bouquet of flowers was offered to him.
☄️ Sunflowers… He flinched as they seemed to turn towards him. Logically, it was because there was a bright light behind him, but he felt momentarily bewildered. The dark stigmas of the flora appeared to stare into his very being. He swallowed. Good fortune, he recalled a possible meaning of the flower. Yes, that was precisely what he needed. He sat them down on his desk. Taking your hand, Cyrus met your eyes. Whatever rage had previously consumed him was gone. He could never be angry at you. “Thank you, beloved,” he leaned in to peck your cheek chastely, “I apologise if my behaviour has seemed off. Work has simply been stressful.” The man wished to dismiss all your worries and have you uninvolved again. Later, after you had left, he glanced at the flowers again. Adoration… He recalled another meaning of sunflowers. His stressed mind relaxed. This was for you, too, he reminded himself. His hands tapped away at the computer. This would all be finished soon.
💼Larry🏢
🍙 The salaryman had little joy in his life except for food. Few things could bring him joy as much as food could, but you wished to challenge that. Larry was an overworked and under-appreciated member of his workplace. You, as his lover, wished to show him that it was the opposite case at home. So, you sought a gift. Something food related had seemed obvious at first, but you had backed away from that line of thought. No, you wished to give him something else. A street vendor in Medali caught your eye as you wandered around in search. A bouquet vendor. The woman smiled brightly as you moved closer to gaze at her options. They were pre-made only, naturally, but the styles varied and showed off the talent of the woman. A white bouquet was what captured your attention. Small breaks of a bright blue flower felt strangely attractive. You bought it without hesitation. Roses and forget-me-nots.
🍙 Larry lounged around lazily. Take-out from the Treasure Eatery sat on the coffee table while the television played some boring midday talk show. He truly did not care too much about whatever was being covered. Background noise was simply required. His Straptor perched near the food, tilting its head curiously at the dish. Before the bird could dare steal some rice for itself, the apartment door opened. You soon wandered in the living room with a delicately wrapped item in your hands. Larry's exhausted mind slowly realised that you had flowers. Then he rose up, a bit panicked. Had someone gifted you those? “I got you a gift,” you shook your head, as if understanding his thoughts, “The colours made me think of your suit and tie combination.” He blinked and took the flowers from your hands. White and blue…
🍙 “I guess so,” Larry nodded. He was not too familiar with flower meanings, but he thought it quite looked like a wedding bouquet, almost. The little blue flowers, his thumb brushed over them, had Brassius been going on about them at some point? The grass-type gym leader was quite knowledgeable about flowers alongside his art. Many sculptures he did contained floral themes. Loyalty…? No… What was it? “Love,” he nodded, “I see. I love you, too.” The words had become easier to say over the course of his relationship. You smiled brightly. He let his lips tug upwards for just a moment. A quick kiss was pressed to your lips as he moved to sit the flowers on an end table. They certainly brightened up the dreary room. Staraptor suddenly let out a chirp and flew over to them. It seemed the bird liked your gift, too.
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Whaaaaat? PEARL!? You're here, too?
Uuuuugh, couldn't it have been your girlfriend instead? At least she respects the rules of a rap battle. Y'know what? New universe (or something), clean slate. I forgive you for rudely crashing my show, insulting my partners, and being shorter than me.
Do you know where you are? I don't think I can Super Jump anymore, but maybe we can find each other. My eels can't really hold my weight, but they can still fly a little bit. They're Pokémon now! Wild, right? Like they transformed or something! Maybe they can find you?
This whole thing is so weird. I miss Shiver and Big Man. I know I've said it a million times, but I'm with them all the time! Every day! Forever! How do you just... not do that? You get it, I bet. This sucks!
Catch ya later!
-@say-it-with-sizzle
Ugh, and you called me a yapper…
Really, I woulda been fine with Big Man too. Least he appreciates real art! And didn’t call ‘Rina a flipping grouper. But sure, whatever. I’ll just ignore how we totally won that rap battle anyways. Off the Hook is above reefing like that.
Think I’m in Alola! Place called Hau’oli. Everyone keeps thinking I’m 11 years old though! Can’t even blast some sense into ‘em on the turf field... I got this weird cat though! Called a Litten.
You do gotta point though. Wish we could just send ‘em a message if anything. Like, “Ayy, we’re alive!” Ugh. Been practicing the choreography for our tour still, but none of them work without Marina.
But I guess we’re stuck in this together. So don’t get cooked!
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Hey, just checking in. How's everything going?
fine? i guess? tmrw im being taken to do some last minute shopping to prep for when im sent to alola so. shrugs.
sorry thats a really broad question.
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