#almighty idiot

[dougielombax]

Jerma is not a man per se.

He is an idea given form via the power of thought.

An all powerful idea which has immense potential and is far more dangerous than anybody realises.

But he’s also an almighty idiot.

The closest comparison would be the Hiss from Control.

In my mind….

Except he’s mostly harmless.

[hellomayu]

[casimirt]

I'm not ready for these to hit differently yet.

I've got these added to my Cry Your Eyes Out playlist.

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[isekyaaa]

Reading the spoilers of otome light novels always be like, "Wow, people really hate men."

[silverbridge-harbor]

[angelhummel]

Society if the Pezberry tag contained anything but my own posts and posts that are equal parts Brittana/Faberry/Quinntana 🫥

[adri-doodles]

okay I know. I KNOW he has thumbs. But how the fuck else is he meant to hold the kni-

*realizes he had PAK legs but I already drew his arm*

*slams my head against the desk* gosh mcfuckin DAMMIT-

Also I know it not colored but again. I don’t color my drawings because I will inevitably fuck it up.

[femmefaggot]

last personal post for now because I keep getting more urges to Say Things and i know going around in circles out loud isnt any more productive than doing it privately despite how it may feel better.mosrly in tags

[mediocre-noodle]

we all know by now that it was a really dumb fucking situation, and those moronic enough to be in charge shouldn’t be anywhere near a position to design something like this, but that poor fucking teenager dude

like

jesus man

source

[timetravelinformationmilitary]

[dougielombax]

I imagine that the hiss chant activated a few sleeper agents somewhere.

Idk how or why.

Anyway.

*mirrors lie twice*

* You are a worm through time.

The thunder song distorts you.

Happiness comes.

White pearls with yellow and red in the eye.

Through a mirror, inverted is made right.

Leave your insides by the door.

Push the fingers through the surface into the wet.

You’ve always been the new you.

You want this to be true.

We stand around you while you dream.

You can almost hear our words but you forget.

This happens more and more now.

You gave us the permission in your regulations.

We wait in the stains.

The word that describes this is redacted.

Repeat the word.

The name of the sound.

It resonates in your house.

After the song, time for applause.

We build you till nothing remains.

The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you.

You are home.

You remind us of home.

You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you.

All hair must be eaten.

Under the conceptual reality behind this reality you must want these waves to drag you away.

After the song, time for applause.

This cliché is death out of time, breaking the first the second the third the fourth wall, the fifth wall, floor; no floor: you fall!

How do you say “insane”?

Hurts to be happy.

An earworm is a tune you can’t stop humming in a dream: “baby baby baby yeah”.

Just plastic.

So safe and nothing to worry about.

Ha ha, funny.

The last egg breaks now.

The hole in your room is a hole in you.

You came and we let you in through the hole in you.

You have always been here, the only child.

A copy of a copy of a copy.

Orange peel.

The picture is you holding the picture.

When you hear this you will know you’re in new you.

You want to listen.

You want to dream.

You want to smile.

You want to hurt.

You don’t want to be.*

[baekuras]

throwback to that one morning where i caught the tailend of the whole religious 5minutes of the radio where they basically said "It's fine to make mistakes AS LONG AS YOU BEG GOD FOR FORGIVENESS FOR MAKING THEM"

like...bitch what the FUCK kinda stupid ass take is that?

you make mistakes every day. it came free with the being human.

chill

[casimirt]

Creation.

I made you

Sculpted your form, shaped your mind

Made you who you are

And for what?

For you to question me? Disobey me?

I had no choice but to cast you aside

You rebelled, and paid the price

What else would you have me do?

Master of it all, giving in to an angel

And a fallen one at that

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[swivi]

Kinich Voicelines when asked about his s/o

After the traveler and paimon met his S/O

Paimon:"You have a S/O!?"

Kinich:" What? Oh..you mean {{name}}? Yes, they are my s/o. When did you guys meet?"

Ajaw:"Your also surprised huh? Even the almighty k'uhul Ajaw can't believe this loser got a girlfriend/boyfriend. Ridiculous I tell you..they must be blind!

How did you guys meet?

Kinich:"They saved my life after I got injured from a commission and was close to death. I will forever be thankful to them."

Ajaw:"They ruined my plans. I was so close to finally having a body and what happens? This idiot comes and practically revives him. It's not fair I tell you...Not fair!"

What kinich thinks about his S/O

Kinich:"They are a very nice and considerate person. I owe them my life from the time they saved me."

Ajaw:"Oh please, he practically acts like a lovesick fool anytime their near. You should see him giving them those sparkling eyes when their ne- HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?" *gets put in time out.*

Kinich:"Ignore him, he always talks nonsense when given the time."

Getting told someone tried to flirt with you and wouldn't back off.

Kinich:"...I see..and what did this person look like?"

Ajaw:"Oh that idiot..he's probably gonna hunt the person down. I honestly kinda feel sorry for them."

What kinich says about his S/O part two

Kinich:"They can be quite hard on themselves at times. I don't get why they would even think they aren't good enough for me.. In my eyes they're the best thing that's ever happened to me over the years. I'm very grateful to have met them that fateful day..and one day I hope that they can see how much of a wonderful person they are to me."

Ajaw:"Oh you..are you done? What did I tell you? Completely lost and lovesick. It disgusts me.....ugh...I AM THE ALMIGHTY K'UHUL DRAGONLORD AJAW THAT DESERVES RESPECT AND POWER OVER ALL, I WILL NOT ACCEPT THI- *Gets put in time out.*

What Ajaw thinks about the two of them dating

Ajaw:"Those two make me sick, I tell you sick! They're always looking at each other with those lovesick eyes..it makes me wanna puke my guts out. Don't get me started on the time, I walked in on them making o-" *Gets put in time out again.*

Kinich:"Ignore Ajaw, he's probably jealous because no one would want to date him."

[femmefaggot]

can not breathe

[tiruvenkadu]

i really wish there were some trustworthy registry somewhere of homes available for lgbt+ youth to go to if they can’t stay at home. i would join that registry like a shot.

because there are too many kids out there whose parents have their heads so far up their own asses that they’re incapable of being competent parents.

love your kids. that’s the minimum you have to do as a parent, the base minimum. love your kids.

if your cherry-picked, warped interpretation of your supposed holy book is more important than your kid, you FAIL at being a parent.

those of us who are more capable than you are of loving your kid will welcome your kid into our homes. if we can find them, we’ll be the loving home they need that you obviously can’t provide.

Hey, so I’ve been seeing quite a few of those posts that are something along the lines of: “if I get x notes I’ll come out to my homophobic/transphobic/bigoted in some way parents/family/friends/etc”

PLEASE. DO NOT COME OUT UNLESS YOU KNOW OR ARE DECENTLY SURE YOUR FAMILY/FRIENDS/ETC ARE SUPPORTIVE AND THAT YOU WILL BE SAFE.

This is for the best. Put your safety over your wanting to be out. As someone who came out because they felt obligated to in a not-so-safe home environment, don’t do it unless you’re sure you’ll be safe and supported. I (and many other folks) want the best for you.

Stay safe out there, and good luck. I wish you the best.