#its fine. im fine . almighty i will be okay

[femmefaggot]

can not breathe

[kuni-is-daddy]

Being scared of scara but also passionate about him is so >>>

Hes putting you in ur place putting fear and pleasure into ur body and mind

IM SO GRRR <333

SHOUKI NO KAMI/WANDERER X LESSOR LORD READER.

FLUFF X SMUT(face sittingg, god complexx) word count 1.2k

I love how the sumeru archon is so passionate about their people even after everything that happened. scaramouche has his reasons but the way he was so dismissive of that ideal just gave me BUTTERFLYS. I'm glad you liked it. 10+ notes on that is crazyy :) Now scaramouche wants REDEMPTION. hes so sorry for what happened :(.

Part 1 scara fics lessor lord masterlist

MINORS DO. NOT. INTERACT.❌❌❌

Its been one week since your encounter with shouki no kami. But you couldnt seem to remember anything. You woke up the next day and your body was in great pain from your back down. Along with your missing celestial weapon. The sun set as you sat at your booth you visit everyday to talk with your people in a less 'formal way.' The idea: talk to your god directly about questions you'd have regarding dreams. It took a while for citizens to adjust to talking to a great being as you but in the end everyone enjoyed it.

"Lessor lord y/n? is everything okay?" the woman asked. "H-huh? y-yeah im fine, sorry. Just thinking about things. May your dreams be blessed and my words guide you to everlasting peace." You shook the woman's hand and took a deep sigh while resting your head on the table as she walked away. 'Joururi workshop? I never heard of that place before..and their turning it into a underground research facility for scholars? No wonder their hasnt been many people here today.' As you daydreamed only 1 person remained in line, A short looking 'little boy' with a large hat, anemo vision and lengthy box in his hand. He looked down at you. His beautiful blue crystal eyes and black eyeliner put you in a trance as you looked up upon him. You cleared your throat and offered him a walk through the city, as he intrigued you.

The two of you walked through the city and stopped at your home town, the moon rose deep in the night sky. On the way, He told you He went by "The wanderer" a vagrant from inazuma. He didnt have a legitimate home and would travel across teyvat taking in the joke of a world he's in. 'joke of a world' It was amusing to you how he bluntly disrespected the divine as if he wasn't Infront of an archon. You walked closer to him and interlocked arms halfway to your home. He noticed and stopped walking. "A-are you okay wanderer?" He snapped out of his daze. "Yeah. Good." You smiled again, "Im glad you are, wanderer. I hope sumeru can maybe be your real home soon and I'll make sure everyone treats you welcomely :)" You gave him a bright smile while blushing and had a revelation. "O-oh thats right im sorry. I hope you dont mind coming over for tea.." "Oh hah hah its no problem. Of course, I'd love to come over." His smile sent butterflies into your stomach as you turned to unlock the door. However, he stared at you. Observing. Thinking. Looking at your presence. Innocent and pure. Not knowing who your falling for was the same ex-god who corrupted you and fucked you until you passed out from his big cock.

Your home was well kept with a divine smell of flowers. There we're many pictures of you with citizens during grand openings of shops and schools. A particular picture crossed his eye as he drunk his bitter black tea. A picture of you in inazuma, shaking hands with his creator. The almighty raiden shogun, god of thunder. Formally known as the electro archon. "Oh heh heh. I see you noticed that picture. Your from inazuma right? Your archon is a very nice person even though she comes off pretty intimidating." He stared at you blankly. "Is that right... " Wanderer put his bitter black tea on the counter. "Yeah! your eyes actually remind me of her's..but.. Your beautiful." you said while blushing. "Oh really? Your calling my ma- My archon ugly?" He smirked "S-Sorry! This got way off track...N-no im not.. Your just.. Really..handsome. She's..pretty but I like how you talk like you dont give a fuck. Sometimes...I miss how people would talk straight up like you." You said as you put your tea down.

"Well isnt that ironic for the 'god of wisdom' to say." Wanderer moved closer to you. Cupping your cheeks with his hand. "I morally...Tell it like it is..If someone cant handle it..Maybe thats their problem." Your body felt shaken up from his presence..."Do you truly not remember me? "You seem a little out of it 'god of wisdom' Whats wrong?" he smiled. "Let me help you remember...love." You closed your eyes as he pulled you into a sloppy kiss. 'i..Dont.. Remember him?' as you opened your eyes to see his looking back at you. It hit. Something about the way he said 'god of wisdom' made you shake. "K-Kuni..?" The way you said his name made your lips quiver. But made his cock hard. "Ah.. so you do remember now.. Dont worry. Things changed." "Wh-whats changed? wait did you..did you erase yourself from irminsul?!" you pushed him away with a panicked expression. "Ding ding ding! You got it, irminsul responded to my wish, but it didnt give me the outcome i desired..So.. Im starting over." he sighed. "W-what did you desire Kunikuzushi?"

You.

SMUT.

"M-me..? W-wait. Kuni, this is wrong. Dont say that again- After what you did.." you we're against the door to your room. "Shh shh.. Its okay y/n.. We're starting over remember. It'll feel good kay?" He tried to comfort you while opening the door to your room. You laid down on the bed as he was ontop of you. "You said you liked my eyes huh? How they glow... and that im 'pretty' we're you lying about that baby? or do you really love me." Your body tensed up and you started breathing heavily as he trailed kisses on your neck. "course' not..I didnt lie. Even back then i-..Care about you." It felt like slime to say those words. caring about a man who disregarded you and made you feel like dirt. "You're burning up y/n.. Relax.. okay.." He whispered.

"Want me to treat you like the god you are, love? Is that what you want. I'll make it up to you." His hands began to trail down onto your neck. "Ohh fuck i missed your body.. You like it when i hold your neck baby?" His fingers pressed against your pulse point. "shit..your heart is beating so fucking fast f' me." you scoffed "tsk are you a doctor now..?" Kuni laughed at your remark. His hands now trail down to your thighs. On instinct they press together as his hands are inbetween them. "mmm your sensitive y/n." As he explored your body you kept thinking 'this isnt right. i should tell him to stop. i- "Ah~ K-kuni. what are you doing?!" you couldnt see as his head was between your legs. "Mmm im tasting you y/n..Fuck you taste good. Shoulda' did this last time" He motioned for you to sit on his face and you hesitantly switched positions. He layed against the pillow while taking his shirt off. "Now its your turn y/n" You stared at his lean form. His body looked so well built. "Y/n.. you just gonna stare like a loser? hmm... or do you like what you see babe?" he patted again for you to sit on his face and you did. slowly lowering yourself "Dont worry itll feel g-" You slowly moved back and forth as his tongue found his way into your entrance "K-Kuni~ Your tongue it feels so good~" "mphmm baby.. You like that..?" "Y-Yes kuni." You looked down to see his eyes slowly rolling back "C-cUhm on m~ face~ y/n" '??' You couldnt make out what he was saying as you we're so drunk in the pleasure coming from his tongue. You roughly grabbed his hair and began to ride his face "M-mPH S-SHIT Y/N-" Your back arched and smothered his face with your drolling hole. You chased your own high as kuni gripped hard on your ass, symbolizing that he couldnt breathe. "Y-yes kuni~ use your tongue for me daddy..Please make me feel good- I wanna cum on your face. please" your thighs began to squish his face as he couldnt breathe. "G-gnna cum kuni~ M' close daddy.. Im so close.. His vision slowly began to turn black until you came on his face. Your warm cum painted his face along with his hair looking completely messy. In shock, you got off of Kuni as he coughed, panted and breathed hard. "Oh no- K-Kuni are you okay? Im so sorry i shouldnt ha-" you looked at his body to realize the wet tent in his pants.

"f-Fuck y/n.. Sit on my face again."

A/N: TRIED TO MAKE THIS GENDER NEUTRAL AS POSSIBLE :((

[dilucsfav]

Saw that you were writing for re!! Can i request re4 leon with shy reader? Reader usually gets flustered over little things like remembering what they like and small compliments! Reader also likes to cling onto his arm even while cuddling!! (yk how buffed his arm is who wouldnt want to)

YES YES YES. oh my god ive never written for leon before but how about start with my good old fashioned favorite (and hopefully you guys like it too) random hcs & scenarios :)

yes, i know how buffed his arm is. i would gladly hold it, too.

please dont hate on me if hes not very canon LMFAOOO, like i said ive never written for him before so hopefully these are alright ahh!

once again, another request i could not WAIT to write😭

enjoy!! :))) make sure to take time for yourself today, you deserve it!

Leon Kennedy RE4 hcs & scenarios with a shy!reader!

warning(s): the usual nsfw that i put in these, yall know the drill

before you two even got together it took a LONG time for him to confess (lord almighty knows the reader wouldnt do it for this hot fucking man with the absolute godly DUMPTRUCK he was blessed with)

^^ because leon may be tough & a fighter, hes also cheesey as fucking hell. making the worst jokes, a tease, etc.

your shy reactions from his jokes made him think you didnt appreciate them, even though you just didnt know how to respond���, that meant it took a while before he was actually like-

"... Uhm, we should go... get a steak together, yeah? Just you and me?"

^^while nervously sweating n shit cuz hes scared he'll freak you out because of how shy you are

surprisingly to him, though, of course you said yes! just... maybe not as smoothly as he hoped. his awkward ass just kinda saying "cool," while youre twiddling with your fingers and its just a little awkward silence that he tries to relieve with a little chuckle 😭😭😭

honestly, though, you two hit it off just fine when you finally got together!

Leon is a very busy man, though, so being with you 24/7 was out of the question- it was simply impossible :(

Especially if you two were living together, and he had to go on missions, you often felt very alone & sad. Days (most of the time, weeks) of distress, worry, & crying, wondering if Leon was okay and assuming the worst happened to him.

By the time he returns, though, you are wrapped around him like a magnet. You would give him such gentle care, often wrapping your arms around his arm, your fingers clinging onto his upper arm just like glue

^^especiallyyy when you two are in public. when you meet some of leon's friends, you often cowered shyly just behind him with your hands on his arm. He wasnt bothered by it, in fact, he LOVES it because it shows your trust & how comfortable you are around him, which took a very long time for him to gain :)

leon often compliments your eyes. omg.

^^ he would hold you cheek & tilt your face, examining your eyes with a gentle smile.

^^ "Pretty thing, you are. But you already know that, now, don't you, (Y/N)?"

guys guys i personally hc this but when you guys are in public and its super crowded areas he would lead and put his hand behind him, moving his fingers to catch your attention so you can hold his hand & he can lead you through the crowd sjhdjasdjk

^^I personally hate how overwhelming crowds can be, & Leon knows how shy and timid you can be. We love our sweet boy🫶

his favorite place to hold you while you two are kissing is the side of you neck baebhjafsbjsbjkj OR LIKE JUST UNDER YOUR JAWLINE YESSS YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!

also, when leon returns home after an incredibly exhausting mission, you are the first person he wants to see, no question about it. despite all the dangers and traumatic things he's seen on his missions, he trusts & loves you enough to feel safe in your arms.

he is a fucking DORK, makes the shittiest jokes and youve just learned to love them <3

his favorite cereal strikes me as either being frosted mini wheats or rice krispies? i could be wrong though tbh

THATS SO FUCKING RANDOM IM SORRY YOU GUYS LMFAO

speaking of food, he would spoil you ROTTEN with your favorites snacks, meals, drinks, anything you desire. and he'd remember every little detail about your favorite foods, least favorites, etc.

^^ OMG FLOWERS TO! he’s definitely a gift giver no doubt

i think he'd like your arms & tummy a lot though :) i can see him give so so so many little tummy kisses and shoulder kisses and wrist kisses and ahhHAHDHAH

you still get a little shy around him from his compliments & how much physical attention you get & he finds it adorable🥲

nsfw:

speaking of physical attention🌝

favorite sex position? fucking missionary. one hundred fucking percent.

god damn.

GOD DAMN.

especially with you two, its such a loving & trusting & pure relationship, it would be so intimate and ahahdjksahj

kissing through the. whole. thing.

also he'd be so sore & tired all the time from missions, he would get so flushed & feel so loved because you'd kiss the parts that hurt him & his scars & you would rub his muscles and djkasjbdasjdnkj

^^ as would he kiss your scars & any place you are insecure about <3

nah yall.... sex with him for the first time- HELP ME HE WOULD;

"Can I--, put... here... inside you, (Y/N), can I..."

STOP IT WOULD BE SO CUTE BUT SO FUNNY 😭😭

^^ in all seriousness though, it did take a few times for you two to be truly comfortable. At first it was very shy, but shit as time moved on? it was still intimate but FUCKING DAMN IT GOT HOTTER

when he has news he has to leave for a mission? he'd fuck you into oblivion until youre just sick & tired of sex (should i write a fanfic of that, somebody pls request it if so-)

hes such a dork, sometimes he makes sex so funny that it wouldnt even be uncomfortable or awkward, just straight up funny

sex would be pretty vanilla unless you asked otherwise. i think he'd take both of your hands and hold them above your head tho🌝🌝

^^you would get super nervous & embarrassed and your hands would try to cover yourself up, or cover your mouth or face from how hot you felt-- he fixed that RIGHT away and from then on he made sure he could hear all your pretty sounds

"Babe, you feel so, so fucking good... you keep your hands right up there, you hear me?"

^^ WHILE HES JUST DESTROYING YOU AND FUCK

yes, i did say it would be intimate. but did i ever say it wouldnt be rough? absolutely not.

^^bed shaking, the LOUDEST fucking noises coming from both of you guys because i just KNOW this man hits all the good fucking spots.

i say fuck a lot but thats just cuz i want leon to fu-

anyways.

[modpoppy]

favs from all my fandoms (new and old)

some of my favs from each fandom ive been in like ever

genshin impact: my fav of all time kaeya alberich i love him Very Much So, hes just one of those characters who its like. UGH. where he just wants to be sweet but cant let himself get too comfortable where he is (literally in his case). i also relate to him irt my relationship with my family/sibling. hes just constantly aware of other people both to be cautious and to know the people he cares about more, hes been shown canonically to pay close attention and provide gifts that he knew people wanted

runner up is ZHONGLI i related to him very much but i fogrgt why rn lol

kingdom hearts: xion, not for very long but right around when i was finally actualizing my gender identity (id previously been very agender/masc) i rlly took to xion for like. Gender Inspo. i felt like even tho she got the short end of the stick she did her damndest to forge her own identity (roxas got his whole game and arc about it while xion bascially got fridged but its fine). when i finally let myself consider who i would be as a fem person, i pictured her :D

one piece: sanji!! i already sorta liked him (okay maybe not in fishman island or thriller bark. that was. shit.) before heading into whole cake but. lord almighty. lemme tell ya i dont cry very easily over anime but whole cake took me OUT. sanji just tries so hard to be someone who doesnt cause the problems, hes cringe fail but he tries so hard to just be ALLOWED to exist bc hes fought so hard to believe he SHOULD uugggghhhhhhhhhhh. irt the straw hats i think he has some of the most unique and fleshed out philosophies (not wasting food) that his backstory perfectly contextualizes. also im on board with trans fem sanji

runner up is YAMATO he is so beautiful AND hes a kinnie whats not to love im just mad hes not in the straw hats (yet)

total drama: svetlana this was legit the only gif i could find of her on here. i dont need to explain myself svetlana sweep 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

jjba: doppio/diavolo its FINE it COUNTS but technically 90% just doppio..... back in 2021(?) i dyed my hair like diavolo (pink with green spots) i feel like thats. all i need to say

ace attorney: to the surprise of absolutely no one THE PHANTOM ive just always attached to the whole. Not Being thing. in the past i struggled rlly hard with depersonalization/derealization/dissociation/basically every manifestation of the phantom, so id connect to them (which i dont think helped lol). nowadays, i focus rlly hard on the idea of the phantoms semi-redemption bc its like... being a person not being a required prerequisite to existing/being in society if that makes sense???? its complicated and probably only makes sense to me :P

runner up is obviously UENDO+ i love them all tell no one but i think kisegawa is my fav i wish she got more lines i actually only watched soj for them bc at the time everyone said the game was literal ass

(dw athena is in close third place shes literally my daughter)

rvb: if you asked me while i was a fan id probably say agent maine but in retrospect grif was clearly my fav, especially later in the show when he was one of the few leads who had a genuine character arc. he feels the most like a real person idk man

silent hill: every fucking gif of henry is him busting his ass thats all that needs be said

danganronpa: i changed favs very often bc i had zero idea what constituted well written characters lmao i have ~eclectic tastes~ but the main character i rlly liked was touko/syo, her arc in despair sisters afairc was decently well done and her relationship with komaru was sweet, even if dr is kinda an inescapable grease fire. in hindsight, i think i also related more to her than i realized bc of her self esteem and the way her trauma/phobias seemingly blocked her from basic self care/socialization but it was really more about her never having the courage to push her own boundaries (idk how well thats shown in the game but that was my experience)

runner up: korekiyo bc i liked him a lot for longer than most othr characters but afairc my perception of him was VERY heavily based on headcanons/fanon so i doubt id like him at all on a replay. best guess is id only maybe like shuichi or something. pretty much everyone in dr is an asshole tbh i cannot emphasize enough how ass my taste used to be my ability to pick characters i like boiled down to someone telling me a character was cool and i immedaitely absorbed them

pjo: okay so this bitch is in a book so ofc theres no gif for him but jason grace is the funniest motherfucker on the earth. half the time id say something out loud while reading and hed immediately say that exact thing. absolutely exquisite. bro had no idea what the fuck anyone was saying half the time

twst: i started playing for ruggie but immediately deuce also proved to be the funniest motherfucker ever i dont think ive ever seen his gimmick in anything else its so fucking funny i live for characters who seem like the straight man but then turn out to be equally as batshit as their peers (i stopped playing bc i had been misinformed and thought this was a college but these are HIGH SCHOOLERS why am i being isekaid into HIGH SCHOOL WTF)

now for some misc favs bc theres not really a fandom for them per se

i love him and he is me

oh my god and i found a gif of my favorite scene i love steven i also want to . attack him sometimes

[shutup-andletme-go]

okay i need help deciding where i should make ren's hometown be for the fic i'm writing

under the cut bc this is a loooooooong post team (but there's a poll!)

so in the book it's really not specific, like At All as to where he lives, but Georgia says in her letter than she lives in the other corner of the country to him.

i don't get particularly aucklandy vibes off him so even tho thats where he ends up i dont think he started there

so. also there is a strait in the middle of the country and while busses would be cheap-

wait its 1996 the ferries would probably be stupid cheap compared to todays prices

okay so we could say that georgia and ren live on different islands

hold on a minute

so his aunty's message tells us that ren lives in a city and his aunty will be picking him up and going south

so that gives us some narrowed down options

PARDON ME THE ACTUAL FUCK

okay so i googled "what places were considered cities in nz 1996"

and thats fine and dandy theres a wikipedia page that i'll look at

in the bar of 'others search for:' there was one entitled "what happened in nz 1996"

i open it

and scream in horror as the name winston peters appears

direct copy paste from the wikipedia result:

Although predicted by many to ally with Labour, on 10 December 1996 New Zealand First leader Winston Peters chose to form a coalition with National, thus preserving Prime Minister Jim Bolger's administration. The 1996 election effectively showcased the difference made by the new electoral system.

winston peters is one of the deputy prime ministers THIS YEAR

Government

Legislature term: 53rd New Zealand Parliament until 8 September, then 54th New Zealand Parliament from 5 December.

The Sixth Labour Government, elected in 2017 and 2020, then the Sixth National Government elected in 2023.

Speaker of the House – Adrian Rurawhe until 5 December, then Gerry Brownlee

Prime Minister – Jacinda Ardern until 25 January, then Chris Hipkins until 27 November, then Christopher Luxon

Deputy Prime Minister – Grant Robertson until 25 January, then Carmel Sepuloni until 27 November, then Winston Peters

Leader of the House – Chris Hipkins until 25 January, then Grant Robertson until 27 November, then Chris Bishop

Minister of Finance – Grant Robertson until 27 November, then Nicola Willis

Minister of Foreign Affairs – Nanaia Mahuta until 11 November, then Grant Robertson until 27 November, then Winston Peters

christ almighty when is he going to die in a hole i hope its soon <3

oooh shit ren might have been old enough to vote in that election

and idk if he'd vote by himself but i feel like georgia would have encouraged it

okay back to the list of cities. we have:

auckland (still do not agree he's from auckland)

christchurch

wellington

hamilton

tauranga

okay cool so technically there might be others but im sorry palmerston north is not a city

making myself reread the book gave me a new perspective bc i was gonna say he's from like levin or somewhere

obscure like that

te puke perhaps

but no! he's from a city which means i can't take the angle of "ren didnt think places looked like this in 1996. not even wellington." but thats okay!

i'm leaning towards hamilton myself

just obscure enough

but still a city

pretty far up in the north island

oooh i kinda wanna write georgia as living in wellington she would thrive in wellington i think

@antisocialgaycat tagging u as always <333

[hoshi-y]

Can you do teru with a really strong S/O?

Stronger together

Genre : Fluff

Characters : Minamoto Teru

TW : None

A/N : OF COURSE YOU CAN!! The almighty Teru having a very strong S/O, interesting combo 😋

I hope you enjoy 💗

I misunderstood your strength, dear

In Teru's eyes, you were just the most sweetest, adorable, and cute S/O he could ever have

He didn't think much of what you were capable of, he just wanted to protect you from this filthy land

Well he should've thought of what you were capable of

I mean he just saw you knock back a bully with a swift of a kick

you sent them flying—

He was.. Very shocked, its like his face when Kou turned evil

His whole perspective of you changed that day

You had such an innocent aura thats why he didn't think of it, but man he better watch what he says from now on HAHAHA

Teru would ask where you train to get stronger, I mean he wants to be the one to protect you

You just tilt your head and gave him a cute smile

"What training?"

This shocked him even more

His lovely S/O was born with this much strength? He must train harder then

Some days Teru would sometimes see you carrying two heavy boxes at ease

Or you knocking back supernaturals

Even Akane is scared of you when your mad, he didn't wanna have a black eye—

Teru walked slowly around each corner because someone has reported a sight of a supernatural. He carefully held his sword hearing noises in a room nearby.

quickening his pace, he opened the door and unsheathed his sword to see—

You?

With a grip on the neck, you let out a burt of electricity exorcising the supernatural, all with a smile of course

"D-dear.." Teru dropped his sword as he ran to you checking to see if you were hurt and asking "Im fine Teru, really!" You cheerfully said as he sighed heavily "How many times do I have to tell you to not go exorcising without me?" He lightly scolded making you look down "Sorry.." fiddling with the end of your shirt

Teru placed his hand on your head petting you. "But I am impressed, that supernatural you just exorcised was a really strong one I tried to drive away for months now.. Im proud of you.."

Tery flicked your forehead as you elicit a small 'ouch' "But don't do that without me knowing okay?" He gave you a smile as you nodded

You two went out to eat in celebration for your win. He couldn't help but be so proud of you dealing with that on your own, but then again he was gonna keep a watchful eye on you, despite you have an insanely large amount of strength.

He just wants to make sure you're safe.

Im, yes

[yb-cringe]

for the ask game, 👽,💝, 🫂, and 😭 for witchcraft scott! He is The Blorbo <3

WOO you got it boss! o7

(💝) a hc about their love language:

i think ive done this one before? gift giving- definitely gift giving and words of affirmation. milo knew that man like the back of his hand and that letter was nothing but gifts and lovey dovey words.

(👽) a hc about a weird quirk of theirs

idk if this counts as a Quirk exactly but i think he’s just frigid cold all the time. hes cold as a corpse, yknow? alternatively; I think he maybe talks to zombies like they’re people. he knows theyre not cognizant rly and cant respond but to him its like talking to pets or plants- just a bit more grim. its more weird to see then to experience

(🫂) a friendship hc

OUGH. ELOISE AND SCOTT MAN. i hate slinging the words sibling coded around but christ almighty. these two are sibling coded because scott will like curse her and she’ll be like ok fine but also fuckyou and hit him for it

and they’ll laugh but the second she’s like ok olease stop like legitimately he does it right away. theyre assholes to each other but in that ‘only im allowed to be like this to you’ way.

does that make sense? this isnt even a hc im just rambling they both thjnk theyre protecting the other from something is what i mean

(😭) a hc about the worst thing that happened to them.

you knew what you were doing here huh. okay. well i think milo and scott had a dream house, but since its always ‘what we wouldve had’ instead of ‘what we had’ i think the two of them were living Rough somewhere, working hard for a better future. and in trying to get them both enough money to make it, milo ends up in some deep shit and gets killed.

because he dies to some Not Legal shit, he doesn’t get an official grave. they dont wven tell him what they did with the body or the ashes. just that he’s gone. and its so terribly, awfully, unfair that they never got any happiness after so long trying that scott literally starts doing the same shit milo was (breaking into places, stealing, lying, etc) to force the world to give them a happy ending instead

[non-neutoniangender]

CR episode 28: the death wish run thoughts lol

Omg I love that everyone just wanted to forget about the nordverse. Because honestly, me too

Also I'm so excited for this one, it seems cool.

Going back to the knitting projects, hoping to finish one before the end of the episode

These names are good!!!!!!also so are the minis!!! Matt you crazy man

"We might be able to borrow a welding torch from somebody, but I'd be welding for the first time"

Damn they keep coming up with bad ideas of things to do with FCG

"The tangle foot bag lasts for an hour" what the fuck Liam what the fuck. Christ almighty

Sam actually weighing the pros and the cons, character growth. (I knew he acually was a good player, he's just such a comic)

Chrtney is gonna be drinking and driving after breaking his own code

"It seems to work fine" damn words you never want to hear from your DM

These bitches badass

THATS WHAT IT WAS!!!!! Otohan was the woman from Imogen's dream!?!?!? The plot THICKENS!! this is so cool what the hell. So she must also be Ruidis born?

I love how Matt paints a scene

MARIOKART

Depending if I'm good or evil.... FCG.... buddy are you okay?

BEES!!!!!

Oh Shit!!! I just watched M9 reunited, im used to lvl 17 hp, not lvl like 5. Good God. They're so fucked?

Also I watch long combat stuff at a faster speed, but its more anxiety inducing, because everyone moves faster.

The blindness was clutch/brilliant

lolol Matt just springing the "this cave is fucking dark" on them lol

Matt with this creature!!!!

Dusk has lay on hands!?!?!? (Also being stingy?? Christ)

I sooooooo want to learn more about Otohan

God I love Marisha's acting

FCG's just talking gibberish is wild

Detect thoughts on Dusk??? No thoughts!?!? No MIND!!!! What the hell

"Are you staring because you're jealous"

Fearne!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

Daaaaamn chetney just fucking Spouting shit and it seems to be right lol OOP INTER PARTY WHISPERS!?!?!

Wow I love how on the same page Matt and Erika are.

The realization in fearnes face that chetney might kill her parents for money is priceless

Dusk is a MESS lmao Holy shit

Orym is feeling lonely :( (holy shit is he missing Ashton or am I projecting (like I know he's missing Will but like recently))

Also hell yea the observant feat

It's like a wall.... this has got to be some level of mind shielding

Oh No not the 6 years 90 years problem..... the feywild do be wild dont it

Uh oh Dusk never met Birdie!!! Red flags

A tattoo that engulfs Dusk!?!? Oh no. Bro are you a huge fey in disguse

THE NEW CHARACTER ART!?!?!?!?

Oh NO!!!!!!!!

Changeling shit! Fey shit! Nightmare king shit!

Oh my god I am so excited / scared

Scarf progress.... maybe? Done with length and can move on to finishing details?

[voidselfshipp]

Unearned Blessings For The Damned.

Cw: heavy mentions and discussions of religion,hospital setting.

Summary: Fix-it fic,aftermath of the MNWTD movie.

>only mutuals allowed to reblog.

Jack awoke on the bed of a hospital, he feels light headed and like everything hurts. His eyes slowly blink Open,And finds the bright lights to be horribly bright.

He hisses and he covers his face. He feels then a hand on his forearm that pulls them back and a looming shadow that rescues him from the burn.

--...jerico--He breathes out, seeing the greyish green eyes of his oniric lover meeting his gaze-- The studio! June..oh my god..Gus! Lily!

She cooed,shooshing him to calm him down and breathe.--Theyre okay,theyre fine...

--How...?--He asked,desperate and holding the forearms of the woman.

--You really think the Almighty would let this slide by?

--God?!--Jack sat up,hissing from the again-- You- its..you sound insane!

Jeri couldnt help but laugh--after everything? Really?

He breathes out-- What did I do? Whats the damage?

--Nothing..or not much. The people who died are back,and its like its just all horrible nightmare-- she said,cupping his face-- but you and I know the truth..that seems punishment enough to him.

The Man broke down in sobs,bringing his lover in for a loving hug. Hes so relieved,he feels so guilty,everything hurts but hes so happy.

--Oh thank god...--He said-- How...what else happened?

--Well...You passed out after the intervention, and I brought you here--She pressed her forehead against his and smiled Gently to try and calm him--Youre still going to hell,but ill come visit.

He couldnt help but laugh just a little,god it hurts-- I think by now thats a given...--He added,pulling her closer to him--...Why does everything hurt so much?

Thank god her voice carries over the buzzing lights of the room,it might end up killing him for Real now.

--Youve got hit with the demonic equivalent of a lightning strike...

Jack goes limp in her embrace, his arms lazily wrapped around her waist. --Delightful...

--But everything is fine...--She reassured--Youve still got your TV show,and youre still here with me.

--I cant believe that after everything,my silver lightning is a demoness--He tried joke to cope with all the things hes suffered. He cups her face and gives her a gentle,loving kiss. Like her lips are the brittle wings of a butterfly--I think im done with the TV...with the world in general...

His companion sighed-- Are you,though?--she asked,gaining no answer--Im here,if you need another guest that wont cause....this.

--I wouldnt want to expose you this way..

--I am what I am,hon-- she insisted,fixing his hair when she pulled him back a little-- But I want to help you.

Jack smiled, eyes teary-- Why do I still deserve you? Why does he allow you to stay with me?

--The lord does not strangle, he squeezes I guess?-- She sits beside him,taking his hands-- You'll be here for a good while,but ill take care of you.

--Thank you so much,dearest.

--Of course,Jackie. Lay down and sleep,ill be here when you wake up--Her fingers Gently stroke his scalp-- Breathe,hon. Rest.

Jerico smiled and sees her lover relax, its good. This is good. She worried he might take it way worse, she saw everything that happened and ran from her home to the studio.

Shes glad the human world lives to see another day. Internally,she thanks God. And she thinks he can hear her well.

The lord in his kindness has given her,has give him the only thing they needed...eachother.

--I know he is condemned..but please take care of him--She whispered,well under her breath to not disturb the sleeping Man--please,please...I love him so much..and he loves me just as...

Yet to forget what communion feels like,she can tell her request was seen and heard. She says her thanks,and keeps watch over her lover.

When Jack reccuperated,he began to understand that his punishment was way worse. He remembers everything, he knows the truth and its maddening. His punishment is to struggle to Keep his sanity.

But aside from that,hes been given blessings he knows well he does not deserve. Like the love of his partner,and the fact he can stay in their home to finish healing up.

After everything hes done,he cant give up on the show. So until hes back on his feet,he can revel in the comfort of the appartment hes in right now.

Maximalist is the proper Word. A house thats more of a personal museum ,yet still a cozy home. He rests in the room of his lover,her black cat purring up a storm with its head on his. The hum of the feline helps him feel less rested.

--So much fan mail...--He complained..seeing all the cards with well wishes. Jerico was just entering the room,a tray of tea and food on her hands.

--Youre still dearly beloved,it May be a blessing in disguise...and youre off the charts rating wise..youre back--She smiled,aware still of the pain that came with it.

--I appreciate the fans and all but..--He sets down the mail-- I just want you,and our life together.

--Youre a Sap...I love you--She sits beside him,and he does the same.

--Sorry,sorry sweetie--Jack said to the cat as he pulled away from its loving cuddle. He sounds so soft, so like himself now.

She knows he isnt a bad Man,fame could be quite the incentive. He got desperate...and he learnt from his mistakes,the world doesnt know...and she is almost ready to forgive him.

--And...thank you sugar--He said to his lover,kissing her cheek. He takes one of the cups on the tray that rests on her legs. Jeri takes one of the mugs too and uses her free arm to wrap around his bicep. Her head leans on his shoulder a little as both drink.

--Its nothing--her lips are glossy with tea.

--I love you .

--I love you too

Jack kisses her forehead and pulls her closer to him,being mindful of the tray. He sighs and allows himself to forget for the time being of everything he lived.

As his eyes caught the glimpse of those of his lover...he knew things would begin to look up eventually.

Hoping its worth something, he thanks god too for this blessing he knows hes not worthy of. For the first time in so long he reaches for the remote and turns on the TV. Maybe both can have a bit of a movie day together,just this once.

Oh,The grin she gives him tells that shes happy hes fighting against his trauma. He meets her gaze and smiles just a little,hes an adorable Man.

--Things Will look up--He reassured,trusting her words --They have to.

His lover nodded-- they Will,yeah. We're together...

It made him answered a--Then they are bound to be okay-- Both giggle,without dropping their gaze. Then,both go to watch some mild,white comedy movie to distract themselves.

Life will return to normal. Maybe its already going better than they think. Who cares when they both have eachother?

[nash-21]

Manisha? Or should I call her mine?

okay so here am I again. Its been a roller coaster ride for few days now. Its about her again as I am going to rant and rant about her for few days now...reason?..I think something is wrong..I don't know what but something is. I feel this after 3 yrs.. I met a lot and lot of girl but this feeling has not been for a single one of them. She is different.. Have been talking to her for a while and the feel i get from her is different.

She finished her exam and msged me. I was furious on her as she was acting wired all these days..No doubt she is a topper and toppers do like this that they dont keep anyone in-front of their studies but I felt I am different and can be close to her. I was continuously talking to myself all these days about how I am not going to talk to her even if she msges me because It was a complete disrespect for me and I don't talk to people who do not respect me. I have only 1 problem if she had any problem she could have atleast told me that she is busy with studies I couldn't have even disturb her a bit. I snapped at her a little when she came back as I didn't wanted to talk to her but she understood my anger and explained me. See nowadays I have been like "I dont want any explanation" but she calmly made me understand which I loved about her. I have been into a very bad position in my life were I was totally alone and handle myself all by my own. Mom,dad,sister all were their but personal problems cannot be shared with them as they will never understand.

Eventually when she explained me I was its fine she alteast accepted her fault its better to stop and start having a convo which is more important than anything else. So we had a good conversation and with that we forgot about the exchanges we had.

Cut to 30th when I went for the trip i realised nothing but a absence of her. I was constantly thinking about what would have happened if she was their with us. I couldn't have left her side for a sec also. It was a awesome trip but she was missing and to make her feel in..I video call her and tryed to make her a part of it. I felt good when she was on call with all of us talking. What if she was their infront of us....OH GODD ALMIGHTY!! thinking about it gives me butterflies. She is a mature girl and emotional instinct. But I always feel she can be a good guide and a person I can rely onto. You know what? I never felt that for someone cause I always feel I have to rely on myself and on my decisions and the consequences will be handled by me only.

So on 31st I hinted her with a developed feeling for her. And acted like I was in the influence of alcohol..she got that i guess so but then she said about someone she likes.I was like fuck..Im not the guy but then I realised she was hinting me. But I didn't go in dept cause it was like something which need special time and space which at that time i didn't had. And also i cannot let her feelings be like "isko toh koi value nai hai". So I didnt go in dept and kept it for some other day and guess what we had this discussion on 3rd of JAN. It was quite a convo we had but at the end its all for nothing I was continuously hurting her and she was crying because she confessed her feelings for me. She said me we dont have a future but I would love to experience love in present. Now I want someone whom I can be with in future. Now looking at the possibility I was skeptical that she wont be their in future why to waste time. But then I also want to experience the immense love she can give as people crave for that. YA I DO AS WELL ;D... but then I told her that I need some time to actually think and to know her well enough so that we'll be smooth for the yrs to come. And you know what? AS EXPECTED she understood. SHE GETS ME... No one ever get me so easily like she does. I really want to meet her and the craving for meeting her is going up everyday. When I think about holding her from her back and be close to her and dance something happens to me. This feeling is... what I'll say.. leave it its not explainable. So for her i wrote something which I guess she'll like

here it goes...

The smile and beauty of you is simply breathtaking.Your smile is contagious, spreading joy and happiness to everyone around you. It lights up your entire face, revealing your kind and warm heart. And your beauty is more than just skin deep. It radiates from within, emanating from your positive spirit and inner radiance. Whether you dressed up for a special occasion or simply wearing jeans and a t-shirt, You always look beautiful. you are confident and comfortable in your own skin, and this shines through in your every move. Manisha you are truly a beautiful person, inside and out. The person who gets you will never want you to go as he'll get a gem out of the fake gems in the world.

Thats it :D

-Nash

[marssie]

you want to read my the long dark au fic so bad it makes you look stupid. also more painting practice ig if u even care

[qssy]

Finally i have you

warnings: zhongli x gn!reader, fingering, nipple play, zhongli kinda ooc(?), idk what to warn anymore, (had double check so many times but I'm sorry if theres any error) anywhere

summary: reader finally have zhongli. after losing to his rerun banner 2 times, finally they have him. they cant contain their excitement when their eyes meets with the gold one.

“finally i have you, zhongli“ you smiled to the guy that is laying on the bed. under you. yes, you and him only in this well decorated room in your teapot house. the room have this wedding night theme just for him. your zhongli. your own one.

you leaned your head to his chest. “i just cant believe, zhongli..” your ears on his covered pecs, hearing his heart beating. gosh thats is so hot. you lifted your head to see his reaction but he just turned away. you can see his ears are red. this make you wanna see more if him. 

you bring your body up and placed your bottom on his crotch. he surprised by your action by looking at his crocth as youre sitting on his lap. on his crotch. fuck, he is hard. “(name)..” he muttered, his right hand covered his mouth eventho he is blushing mess right now but he is still looks serious with his eyebrow furrowed in frustation. you grind your ass between his clothed member and he hissed. you cant help from smirking to yourself for this. the almighty geo archon, blushing mess under you. this make you horny in this heated moment. 

“zhongli do you like this?“ you bring your hand on his clothed member, palming it. his cursed under his breath and immediately grab your wrist. his golden orbs looking yours. his eyes looking so serious when he look at yours. 

you retreated your body from him. “(name)?” he called. looking so desperate. “dont worry zhongli, i just want to take off my clothes so we can continue further” you noticed his erection go up. this horny ass archon.

before he can replied, you hovered over him and start to kiss him. your kissing moments turned into heated make out session. sucking each other face like its your last meal together. you pulled away for air. we are looking into each other then my head fall onto his pecs. “are you okay?” he got worried while stroking your hair. you giggled. “im fine, zhongli but..” you stared at him. 

“zhongli, you need to make up for it“ you pouted. his eyes staring straight to yours. “what do you mean?“ his voiced out “of course its about you not coming home for two times! you dont know how sad i am(since im a f2p)” he just stay quite.

“when i lose on your banner to diluc, i was so sad for weeks.. but thanks for diluc for comforting me and carried me- “ before you can finished your words, zhongli hovered on you and he is now on top of your body. make you completely vulnerable, compare to his well built body with yours, make you feel like a prey, under his fiery gold eyes. 

“dont complete that senteces“ he said. “what? do i- A-aahh!~“ zhongli sucked on your neck, leaving hickeys. he continued to bite and sucking your skin while youre blabbering mess.

“dont bring up another man other than me, (name)..“ he paused just to strip himself, leaving only his clothed hard erection before to continue to ravish you like youre the only meal in this world. his head slide down to your chest, your nipples are visible. he first giving it kitten licks on your right nipple then continue to sucked it like milk will came out. you cant help but moaned and his other hand is playing and tugging on your left one. “Hhngg~ z-zhongli! “ he is so good at this. youre gonna cum only him playing with your nipple. 

after some moments, he stop sucking it. finally, you can breathe properly.. you can feel his cold hands sliding in your inner thighs. his fingers in front of your entrance “z-zhongli! w-wait a moment!” he enter his middle finger without a warning. you screamed in pleasure. his long finger hitting your sweet spot. he start to fingered his long digits before adding two more. his grunts and your moans mixed in this room. “z-zhongli!- zhongli..!” youre calling him like crazy when he add one more of his finger inside you, now he is four finger inside. hitting that spot. over and over again and your mind went blank.

“im sorry that i dont come home early..“ he said between his ragged breath. still thrusting his long slender finger inside you. youre holding onto his shoulder blades. muffled moans onto his neck.youre close.

“z-zhongli aah! i-im cumming!“ you whined. “a-again.. im sorry i dont come home..twice..” he suddenly thrusting his finger faster. your faces is a complete mess with your watery eyes, saliva coming out and your redded face. “... i cant control your luck- but now im here, so dont worry about losing me again-” as he finished his statement, you came on his finger as he came on the bedsheet. 

[kusanalogy]

Okay thenn could I request a scenario of Ei and Rosaria meeting readers protective older brothers(2 of them) ? I think it would be a funny idea jdlajxlajxos

Brother.. I'm not a child!!

Characters: Ei and rosaria x gn!reader (separate)

author's note: As much as i wanted to make this longer, i didnt have time </3 i literally wrote some of this in the hostipal 💀 dw im fine it was just a vaccine (not covid)

b/n1 = eldest brother's name // bn2 = older brother's name, the number after is just for telling the difference

word count: 700-750 total

She didnt react much when you first brought up introducing her to your family

You told her lots about your family and what to expect, All she did was nod & add small comments.

Once you both reach your family's home, you reminded her once more about your... overprotective brothers. "Nothing to worry about. We'll just keep it simple, ok?" Rosaria said while standing behind you. You smiled at her and knocked the door

"Y/n! I see you've brought a guest, hm?" b/n2, your older brother welcomed and hugged you. Since rosaria was behind you, your brother secretly gave her a threatening glance. The action spoke "Make sure to do good." so rosaria just stared at him back with a "Dont try me" look.

The two of them seemed to have caught your eldest brother's attention, Who was preparing the table for dinner. He paused and went up to you three

"Well, you two seem to not get along. So you're the girlfriend y/n has been talking about?"

"Yes- my name is rosaria. Good day, b/n1"

Your brother observed her carefully, looking for any signs of suspicion. He did find rosaria to be a bit.. different, but nothing seemed to be that bad "I see. While mom is cooking why dont we have a chat?" b/n1 smiled, though a part of it seemed to be off

Once you all settled down on the couch, with lover on your left and b/n2 on your right, the four of you tried to converse with eachother, most of it being about getting to know your peculiar s/o. It went smoothly at first, but it appeared that the sister's guard was on the whole time. Even though your father walked by and insisted she can make her self at home, it didnt look like it budged her.

Not too long after, you attempt to lay on her lap just to change positions. But right before resting your head on it, a pair of arms suddenly pull you back to your initial position.

No! Not in front of me, hmph.." The very b/n2 that sat beside you pouted

You tried to get out of b/n2's grip, attempting to get back to rosaria "Im not a child anymore! Its not like I wanna show off, I just wanna get comfortable!"

"Let her go, b/n2. Mom's calling you to set up the table for her." b/n1 reminded

b/n2's eyes once again looked at rosaria "...Im keeping my eyes on you woman."

"No need brother... i promise shes nice" You say

"To you!"

(reader's family isnt from inazuma, they're just on vacation)

It was actually your mother who asked if she could meet this mysterious partner you talk so highly about. She said it would be the perfect time, now that your family is in inazuma. You talked to ei about it, she said "Once you're comfortable with me meeting your family, then i suppose you should start with small introductions, and your personal opinions on them."

The day later you decided to visit the place your family was staying. It was a decent hotel, but nothing too special.

knock

"Im coming!!" your eldest brother told

...He was definetly taken aback when standing beside you was the electro archon herself. So was your other sibling, sitting on a small chair.

"Oh, almighty shogun! I- welcome you to ou-"

"No need for such formal presentation. Yes i am the electro archon, but i'm also y/n's" Ei politely interrupted your mother.

"Eh?!" You and b/n2 synced

The immortal looked at you, confused "Hm? Y/n, did i say something wrong?"

"Not at all! You learnt that from a book yae suggested- didnt you?" you assumed

Ei shook her head "I did happen to come arcoss similar texts in some books, but the first time i've heard it was from you."

"Alright, alright lovebirds. Get inside." b/n1 suggested

All your family members and ei sat on the empty dining table.

"Dearest brothers, you do know that i'm not a toddler anymore right!?" You said, embarrased by the previous actions.

b/n2 sulked "Oh but y/n... we jut wanna keep you safe!"

"I have an archon by my side! What else is there to ask for?!"

"Almighty shogun... Will you keep my sibling, y/n protected for eternity?" b/n2 dramatically asked while b/n1 sighed

She oh so casually answered "Yes." leaving you flustered

"Hey- stop laughing at me b/n2!!!"

[nagipops]

Denji and his s/o babysitting <3

BABY GIRL

FEATURING: denji!

SUMMARY: in which you and your baby-hating boyfriend embark on a secret mission too retrieve a pink plastic spoon.

WARNINGS: profanity, mentions of food

A/N: this is pure crack and chaos and i love it.

The image that came to mind for a “top secret mission” was definitely not the slobbering, babbling lump of a premature human wiggling around in front of you.

“I was expecting something a little more… menacing?”

“Hmph. Who does Aki think he is, assigning us to take care of this buggy caterpillar?”

You clapped a hand onto your boyfriend’s bony shoulder. “Well! Looks like it’s couple bonding day for us!”

“Ow, that hurt!” He swatted your hand away with a sweaty palm before he bashfully averted his gaze. “I… I hate babies. They scare me.”

“Hah! My brave, bold boyfriend… the almighty Chainsaw Man is afraid of mini adults?” You softly grasped his chin with your forefinger and thumb, fixing your eyes into a knowing gaze. “Good to know.”

You heard a grumble from behind you as you knelt down to meet the cooing baby at eye level. “Hello, Aiko, my boyfriend here is a big baby himself, so let’s all get along, alright?”

“Yaya!” The tiny girl waved her chubby arms in a gesture that looked suspiciously like she was pointing at the pouting boy behind you. “Ba-by!”

You flashed Denji a cheeky grin over your shoulder which was met with a dark scowl. “Yes, baby.” Snickering, you scooped the younger, smaller, diapered baby into your arms, lifting her up so she was face to face with the older, larger, hopefully-not-diapered baby. “This is Denji. Can you say Denji?”

“Benchee!” Aiko pressed her chubby little fingers onto your boyfriend’s face, smushing his eyes and nose under her tiny palm.

“Hey! I can’t— Bleh!” He struggled desperately as the baby giggled, mercilessly smacking his face. “Babe, help me out here?”

Chuckling, you pulled her into your chest once again. “Okay, Aiko, why don’t you go to papa’s arms for a little?”

“Papa— hey, if this is gonna be a new thing between us—” He stared in horror at the baby who was suddenly placed in his arms as his shoulders began to tremble. “Uhhhhhhhh…”

“Denji, hold still! Look up!” You centered his stunned face in the middle of your phone screen, snapping a barrage of photos of your bewildered boyfriend with a babbling baby in his arms. “Oh my god, this is adorable.”

“Stop taking— stop taking pictures and help me!” Aiko had begun to attack Denji’s face once again, yet this time, she was wailing like a siren with tears streaming down her chubby baby cheeks. His eyes widened with panic and fear as he frantically searched for something to distract her with. “She’s— shh, shh… don’t cry… (Y/N), she hates me!”

Grabbing what you hoped was her pacifier off of the coffee table in front of you, you tossed it to Denji who fumbled with it in one hand before plugging up the crying baby’s mouth with a pop.

Everyone in the room seemed to deflate at once, including Aiko.

“Ooookay, well, I think it’s time for a snack, because I’m hungry! You’re hungry too, right Denji?”

“No, actually before we came here I ate a slice of toast with—”

“I said, you’re hungry too, right Denji?”

He took one look into your pointed gaze and immediately caught on, bouncing the little girl in his arms. “Oh! Right, we are hungry, so let’s eat!”

Even Aiko seemed to perk up at that.

Denji stood with his hands on his hips, staring at the stocked refrigerator in front of him that was bursting at the seams.

“Well I’ll be damned.”

“Denji!” You clapped a hand over his mouth, casting a cautious glance at the baby over your shoulder. Sighing in relief to see her excitedly fiddling with a pink plastic spoon, you hissed into his ear, “Don’t swear!”

“Okay, okay! Sorry. But look at this, it’s heaven!” You could practically hear his voice melt as he slinked towards the refrigerator in a trance.

Dragging your boyfriend backwards by the back of his t-shirt, you slammed the fridge door shut. “Cut it out! She can’t even eat any of that stuff.” Grabbing his shoulders, you veered him to the marble countertops where an assortment of soft baby foods lay spread out.

His tongue immediately shot out of his mouth im disgust as he scanned the labels of the various jars. “Blech, spinach and pear? Cheese and carrot? Who’s designing this stuff?!” Seeming to search for the least grotesque flavor, his eyes lit up at a familiar label. “Ah, applesauce!”

“Sweet, let’s give that to her!” As Denji tossed the tiny cup into your hands, you ripped the lid off of the container and set it in front of Aiko, who was still fiddling with the plastic spoon in her hands. “Okay, time for yum-yums!” You attempted to reach for the pink utensil in her fubsy hands, but she immediately jerked it away from you. You tried to wrangle the spoon from her stubby little fingers once again, to no avail as she continued to wave it this way and that, just out of your reach.

Panting from the effort to steal this tiny plastic stick from a literal baby, you threw a helpless look over your shoulder at Denji, who was leaning against the fridge and observing the fiasco with a snickering grin. “Grab some popcorn, why don’t you. Help me!”

As if he was snapped back to reality as he realized who was barking commands to him, he immediately straightened his posture and performed a dedicated salute. “Yes, boss!”

Denji marched on over to the other side of Aiko’s high chair, so the two of you were surrounding her. “Nowhere to run,” he drawled in a low voice.

“We aren’t in a wild west movie, Denj.”

“Well, we should be!”

“Fine.” You cleared your throat, smothering your vocal cords with your best southern accent. “Quick draw, winner takes all.”

“You forgot to say, like, pardner or something.”

“If we were partners we wouldn’t be fighting in a quick draw!”

“Oh. Then, uh… cue tumbleweed, cue acoustic guitar music, cue countdown… On the count of three, three, two, one!”

“Three! Wait, wha—”

Denji lunged for the pink stick in Aiko’s grasp, but not before she could quickly jerk her arm away from him, giggling all the while. You took advantage of its positioning closer to your side and reached for the spoon, just as Aiko swung her arm to the other side, smacking Denji right in the center of his face with a thwack.

“Ow! Jeez, baby, why are you so strong?”

Aiko only chortled in response, clearly enjoying watching you two struggle to pry her weapon from her grasp.

“Damnit! Why is this stupid high chair— so— high?!” You waited for the rambunctious baby to rear the spoon back for another hit as Denji scrambled to regain his composure. “I got it!” you hollered as the spoon came just inches away from your face, reaching out to grab it, when—

“AHHHHHH!!!”

A spartan cry roared out as something barreled towards you at the speed of light, knocking you to the floor in a split second with a thunderous crack.

The wind kicked out of your lungs and pain seared throughout your entire body from the nape of your neck down to the tip of your tailbone. As you regained consciousness…

“What the— DENJI!” The bewildered face hovering over you was panting heavily as he braced himself with his arms planted on either side of your head. “What did you— oh my god, is the baby okay?!”

His astonished gaze shifted to his right hand, which he lifted to find a pink plastic prize inside. “I… I did it…” he breathed. His eyes widened as he remembered why the two of you were here in the first place. He rolled off of your body and onto his back, fixing his gaze on the high chair that was still upright.

A tiny giggle. “Hee hee! Benchee!”

The two of you lying on the kitchen floor sagged in relief at the confirmation that the baby in your temporary custody was, in fact, still alive.

“Denji… did you just tackle the love of your life to the ground, nearly giving them a concussion, just to retrieve a single plastic baby spoon?”

“Fuck yeah I did. I mean! Hell yeah I did! No, shit! Damnit! I uhhhh…”

“Yes, you did.” You patted Denji’s hand as the two of you lay side by side on the tiled kitchen floor, gazing up at the ceiling. “Yes, you did.”

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[yukisnowywriting]

Clean Up Kiss

Gorou x reader

genre : fluff

warning : none. prepare you hearts simps

a/n : Im back and in need of therapy

Masterlist

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"Hahaha! theyre so cute!" you exclaimed while crouching in the middle of a group of dogs in Inazuma catching the attention of your boyfriend, the almighty, definitely fierce and not cute, General Gorou.

you have been dating for 3 years, but became even more closer since the removing of the vision hunt decree.

While the resistance was still active, the both of you didnt interact with each other that much and you both dont know much about each other because you were just too busy

now that the vision hunt decree is over, you both get to go on dates in Inazuma and catch up

and you learnt more than you could have expected.

especially today...

Gorou looks at his beautiful lover in the middle of a group of dogs. 'How did he became so lucky to have such a beautiful lover that supported him and waited for a long time for him' he was in awe as he looked at you.

He then comes closer to you and the group of dogs with excitement in his eyes as he thinks of how fun and cute it will be if the two of you just calmly played with the dogs together (oh what a pure imagination). When he gets closer, one of the dogs noticed him and stared at him silently. Getting confused, Gorou questioned while tilting his head "is anything wrong...?". The dog flicked his head at you and back at him while barking cutely. You were gonna say how cute the both were, a cute puppy boyfriend interacting with a cute puppy, isnt that just cute? but the look on Gorou's face was full of shook. his skin went dramatically pale but then changed to normal in a second, you thought it wasnt a big deal, but now... karma's a bitch

you were so confused. You knew that your boyfriend could actually understand dogs, but why are they arguing? you dont get why...

the dog looked at you and barked as if calling its friends. And in a second, the group of dogs jumped on you, hugging you, licking you, everything while the other dog flicked his head to Gorou with a devilish smirk and then walked closer to you.

The dog barked 2 times, and you just looked at it confused until he jumps on you and licks your lips and rubbed his cheek on yours. How cute... except for the horrified look on Gorou's face. He went pale and his eyes turned blank. You then got up carefully, trying your best not too hurt the dogs and went straight to Gorou.

"H-hey... honey? Gorou? Gorou? are you- akh" you got cut off as he hugs you and pulls you back home.

At home you two just sat on the couch, him cuddling you with a sulky face. Your know asking for the nth time "Gorou? Are you okay? if you say 'im fine' again, i will leave this house and continue playing with the dog-" That snapped him, he hugged you tighter "NO! dont! not to that devil of a dog" he pouted still hugging you on the couch, snuggling his face onto the side of your neck.

"Hey... that was rude! that dog was cute! what exactly did the dog said to you?" "that dog' that dog... that dog said you loved them more than me! h-how am i supposed to do if they actually stole you from me??" he sulked more.

holy shit how are you supposed to be mad at him if hes like this DAMMIT. "G-Gorou dont worry, I love you the most in this world! dont worry! That dog is no match to you! your the best!" "really?" "yeas! of course!" "no lies?" "never!" "forever?" "I love you the most!" oh how you felt like your cheering up a kid that lost a game... but he was cute so its okay

the cycle of you answering his affirmation questions were unending and when it was the end, you learned something you shouldnt have know about.

He pushed you down on your couch and kissed you passionately. You were just too shocked to process that you froze. He then ended the kiss and kissed you lovingly on the cheek.

"w-what the f*ck??? why? wut? yes? NANI?!?!?! Gorou why suddenly-" "oh oh oh~ that was just a kiss to clean up that dog scent from your beautiful lips, and when did you learn those words sweetheart?"

W-WUT THE F- this child... your cutely innocent boyfriend... was he always like this???

"G-Gorou- what-" "if you let those bad words out of that pretty mouth of yours, the next punishment is gonna be harder darling"

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I leave the rest to your imaginations sinners

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[idjitlili]

Okay hear me out

Fili x modern!reader

Summary: imagine convincing fili to let you do his hair.

word count:3894 longest fic so far

a/n its my birthday tomorrow aka the 14th of july

You had been somehow transported into Tolkien's universe, at the time of hobbit, landing infront of Gandalf. The fall hurt your bottom, you had groaned and looked up to see Gandalf looking at you in shock. However he had decided you would accompany him to Bilbos house. You didn't have a choice you didn't know where you bloody were! Gandalf has seen pretty nice, he said he would help you, but didn't understand how on middle earth you had ended up in a different world.

At this point Gandalf had already been at  bilbos house and left a mark on the door, so it was quite dark when you both arrived. When you had reached your destination , dwarves , lots had stood infront of the door pushing against eachother to get inside. You stood staring at the dwarves as the door was pulled open harshly ;by an annoyed hobbit.

stumbing down on each other with grunts and groans of frustrations ,plus pain. They evently all got up slowly ,your patience was low not as low as the hobbit who muttered 'Gandalf' ,before rushing further into the hole. Bilbo had realised that Gandalf was up to something sighing in defeat as Bombur scoffed down his expensive cheese.You felt bad for the dude these dudes were trashing his den and eating his food, you didnt really like sharing your food ,so you could imagine the pain Bilbo felt. Bilbo didnt even glance at you next to Gandalf he was too busy preventing his hole collasping inwards.

You and Gandalf had walked into the hobbit hole ,swiftly once the dwarves had. The warm air hitting your chilly cheeks,the warm light making your eyes blur for a spilt second ,the burst of loud laughter, clanking of plates and such filled your ear drums. You were going to have a huge headache by the end of the night.

You had hid behind Gandalf ,like a child would behind their mothers when talking to strangers ,as he led you to the dinning room. You were nervous there was no doubt about that ,you didnt want to be refused by this horin you had heard about,but Gandalf told you not worry. Apparently Thorin wasnt even here yet,a muscular dwarf told Gandalf ,he had glanced at you suspiciously before going back to getting ale.

Gandalf had asked a brunette dwarf to find you a seat and some food  ,pulling you out from behind  him. The dwarf had sent you a wide smile, lifting your hand pressing a kiss to you knuckles,doing a bow sorta thing. "Kili,at your service." his gesture had made you blush,no one had ever done something like that before.

"uh, y/n at yours." you had spoke quietly to dwarf,who smiled again still gasping your hand tugging you to a seat next to a blond dwarf. After he let go of your hand, you had sat ,while the brunette dwarf sat down beside you, there wasnt a lot of  room so you were shoulder to both dwarves. The blond one had turnt to you eyeing you,which kili had shoved some bread and ale  infront of you. You were starving so you didnt  waste anytime eating it ,Kili had smirked looking towards his brother.

"y/n this my brother Fili,Fili this is y/n" you had looked up at Fili with a mouthful of bread,gulping it down quickly,sending him a smile. He was indeed very handsome like his brothr,he had smiled at you. "Nice to meet you" you had spoke quietly yet again. "you too." he had replied unsure of his words,he had taken in your clothing it was very strange to anything he had ever seen a human dress.

"so y/n, will you be accompanying us on our journey?" Kili had questioned you,making you break you gaze from Fili. "i-i dont know,Gandalf says i am ,but this Thorin dude sounds scary." even his name sent chills down your spin ,making you shake slightly,the brothers had broken out into loud laughter. You had looked towards them in confusion. "you are not worry ,uncle cannot refuse a wizard." Fili had spoke to you smiling.

"Yeah,plus we will protect you from him,wont we Fili?" Kili had thrown his arm around your shoulder,making you blush a little again. "Yeah,plus uncle will be too distracted with us causing trouble"  You had smiled up at fili,chugging down the ale down that you were given. Soon enough Thorin had arrived ,and Gandalf had explained your situation,arguing with Thorin that you were brought here for a reason,eventually Thorin gave in.

You signed a contract, while Kili questioned about your world on and on,he even asked you if you had a boyfriend which you hadnt even had one real relationship. The Durin brothers were pleased with you answer, Thorin didnt hate you,but wasnt keen on a young women joining this quest incase you got hurt. Plus he didnt want to have to worry for you , like he had already did for his nephews,at least you werent an elf...

By the morning you were on a pony,sharing with Fili becayse no one had planned on a 15th member until you fell infront of Gandalf. You hadnt rode a pony for many years only a couple of times as a child,even though you werent going fast your arms were still wrapped around Fili waist/chest. Kili had smirked at his brother,raising his eyebrows,Fili rolled his eyes mouthing 'jealous' and that was that,of course you didnt know about the interaction.

"If I poppedmy cherry,while riding this pony ,i swear." you had spoken quietly,the phrase confused the other dwarves and Bilbo.

"uh, miss y/n what does that mean?" Bilbo had asked ,he was generally curious,you had smiled at the hobbit.

"it means to break my hymen while riding on a pony ,so basically lose my virginity." Bilbo's mouth gap open slightly in shock,but he slowly nods. Bofur,Fili,kili,and some other dwarves had laughed at your worry.

"you'll be fine as long as you dont ride him to hard" Kili had smirked at you sending you a wink,you had scoffed. Fili had smirked at you rjecteing his brother,it gave him some hope that you would eventually like him, he was developing a small crush on you. You had sent a blush to hus face when you had choosen to ride with him.

Obliviously you hadnt packet for this trip, you were lucky enough to fall into this world ,when you had your toothbrush and toothpaste in hand when you slipped and fell into a portal thang. You were lucky enough for the dwarves to give you any unneeded blankets,so you didnt freeze at night,and fili and kili shared their water pouches with you. When it came to night the brothers would set up their bedrolls either side of you ,and if Fili saw you were cold in the night he would pass his furs over you.

But that was months ago,the war was over ,erebor was reclaimed,apparently the reason you were sent here was to save the Durins line which you did. Thorin liked you much more now ,he had now given you a room ,near his and his nephews chambers. You felt lonely,useless even now ,your task was done you had nothing left to achieve in this world. However Thorin coranation ball was soon,he had already sent you dress makers to make you a dress,as gift for you. He wouldnt let it down that you saved his family ,basically he is your bank,he buy you anything you want,not that you wanted to take any of his money.

You had a dark green dress made ,apparently the tailors said it was best suited for you, it was simple ,busted your boobs a bit,and was to the floor,simple as that. avelvet material,shoulders showing with arms,you didnt want to be cold to be honest. You laid on you bed above the covers ,with a towel wrapped around your torso and upper thighs,covering your parts. Head on your pillow,wet hair spread upon it too,staring the celling.

That was until three brief knocks hit your pine door,knock,knock,knock. You didnt know who to expect probably Bilbo. "come in" you replied with a monotone voice. The door creeked open,closing shortly after as footsteps could be heard approaching you. You turnt your head to see Fili, with a blush upon his face ,seeing you in just a towel, you smiled at him ,before turning you head back to the celling.

"im sorry,y/n , I'll come back later"he spoke quickly,looking at you waiting for a response.

"no,no ,no, stay," you replied hurredly ,getting up from your bed quickly trying not flash the prince, grabbing your tshirt throwing it over your head ,so it covered your. You trousers the same just going under the towel, then removing the towel,you didnt know if fili had watched you but he wouldnt have seen anything anyways.

"uh..so why did you come here?" you had questioned the prince ,turning to facing him, he had his back to the door,from giving you privacy getting dressed. "you can face me now fili im not naked." he chuckled nervously ,before turning swiftly around to you. "I just came to see how you were, I havent seen you for days." he sent you a gently smile,walking closer to you ,inspecting you,for signs of distress.

"Im totally cool,don't worry about me." you didnt want to upset Fili by telling him the truth,but you knew he knew you werent ,you had been in your room for three days straight. He had risen an eyebrow at you. "i just don't know why im still here ,I saved your family,now I feel like im useless to be here anymore." you had spoken quietly , eyes looking at the floor which your bare feet stood. You sit at the edge of your bed ,shoulders lower as the bed dips next to you Fili pulls you into a bear hug his strong arms around your shoulders pulling you into him.

"You are NOT useless ,in the passed few days ,do you know how much I missed you,kili has been driving me nuts. I needed you there so i could punch him and  you to say it never happened." you laugh quietly into Filis chest ,as your arms are wrapped around his waist tightly. "ill do it if you let me do one thing,please." you looked you from Fili's chest into his blue eyes. "depends what you wanna do?" he smirked at you,still holding you tightly. "Let me do your hair , like evan almighty." you smiled hopefully at the dwarf ,ignoring his joke,his eyes became wide ,he didnt think you knew about courting rituals.

"Y-you want to do my hair?" he was a little taken back ,you just nodded excitedly at the blond prince."okay,go ahead." he didnt want to call you out on it just incase you didnt know,plus he didnt want to face rejection. You jumped up out of his arms to run and grab a brush ,running back launching yourself on the bed ,making fili laugh at your excitement. You kneel behind the prince ,gently taking out his brides,you kept asking if you were allowed to do this he assured you that you could. After you had done that,you brushed out his blond locks ,before pulling it back into a low ponytail. You wish you could do that pony braid on his beard like in the movie but this will have to do. "hehe ,its done." Fili got up and went to the mirror on your dresser,smiling at you in the mirror as you watched. "i love it,thank you,but now its your turn."

Before you knew it he had picked you bridal style with ease ,placing you on a chair,grabbing a brush standing behind you. Bro it happened in 0.3 seconds ,before he started brushing through your h/c hair. Soon his thick dwarven fingers were lacing through your hair ,it was indeed soothing,ever now and then he would place in his beads at the ends of your hair. Once he had finished he had brought you to the same mirror,once you had looked,you realised he braided your hair exactly like he would.You had turnt around quickly,grabbing hisupper arms tightly,thanking him. "Oh my god fili,lets pranked kili!" he had smirked at you."how?"he was always up for playing tricks on his brother.

"Ill pretend to be you,i already got the hair even though its not exactly the same,i just need to borrow some clothes. And if he asks where you are ,ill be like im right here brother," fili had laughed at your plan argeeing to it.Thorin had gift you with many clothes and even makeup which is what you needed right now. You had drawn on a moustache,that fili had before he had led you to his room fetching you some clothes. Luckily kili nor anyone else had spotted you. You had taught how to do an a dance from evan almighty   if he was to be caught. You had changed quickly ,keeping your own trousers just changed your shirt while fili faced away. He had given you one of his tunics and his coat while he just wore a tunic,you left yuor clothes on his bed before the both of you fled out the room, you rushed a head while he sneaked behind.

Soon enough you had ran into kili,who eyed your attire confused,at first he thought you had slept with his brother. "Y/n w-what are you doing?" he questioned you,you smirked at him. "Brother what are talking about? y/n is eating potatoes in bed>" you gripped kilis shoulders ,in a botherly manner eyeing him. He had reached up your braids ,touching the beads. "why are you wearing fili's beads? are yo-" "YOUR IT!" you tapped his shoulder ,running away from him,he didnt question you further ,but chased after you ,but you were simply  to fast with your long human legs. You had made it to Thorins throne ,which he sat you jumped into his lap roughly,wrapping an arm around his neck

Before he spoke you had breathlessly taken that chance, "Uncle ,kili stole my last piece of bacon." he had chuckled at you, "now my sisters son ,you may have his dessert tonight." you had cheered,as you did Fili had ran into the room,Kili soon after slow coach.

"Fi;i what are you doing?!" kili shouted ,you smirked "no what areee ya doin'?" fili grinned as kili glared at you turning to his actual brother. Fili started doing the dance from evan almighty "uh,uh,uh" mving his hips with his arms in sync motion. You had jumped out of Thorins lap,to join Fili dancing. Before grabbing his hand ,running off into the gardens as it poured down with rain. The rain streamed down your face ,making the makeup do the same,okay so it wasnt really a prank it was just a little fun.

"Oh mister almighty,you do look very handsome."you spoke smirking at fili as the rain soaked you both.

"As do you ,but I think miss y/n is much more beautiful." he spoke to you making a blush rise on your face,you pressed a kiss upon his cheek. "oh my i just kissed myself." fili chuckled lightly ,you forced fili to give you a piggy back ride to his room,so you could both change and to wash your face , Leaving your clothes to dry however you both left you hair,making your way to dinner in which all the company were attending to you. As you walk in all eyes are on the pair of you,kili gestures for the two of you to sit next him ,exactly like when you both met,kili to your left fili to the right. The company kept galancing at you ,as you began to eat your potatoes and pork.

"y/n?" you had glanced up to see Bofur addressing you ,you nod at the hatted dwarf "did fili do that to you hair ,and you do that to his?" he questioned carefully as fili glared at him. "well.. yeah, i wanted to his hair as something different, but i couldnt because his beard wasnt long enough and yeah" you werent even sure what you were saying,because you knew they wouldnt understand if you said steve as even almight/noah.you shove a mouthful of mash into your mouth,you were hungry,your hair was still soaked.

"you are aware that touching a dwarves hair,is a a courting ritual,lassy?" Balin had questioned you making your face go red,choking on your mash,kili patted you back."shes even wearing his beads!" dori had interjected  "and lass wearing dwarves clothes suggests that you get it on-" Dwalin began only to be cut off by Thorin "thats enough! shes human ,and from another world how on bloody earth would she know any of our courting customs? shes wouldnt now leave it NOw." Thorin had defending you sensing you were embarrassed,sending you a smile, which you return lightly."Thorin,may i go finish my food alone,in my room?please."   It wasnt that you didnt like fili your crush grew huge over the months , its just you had felt like he had set you up for embarrassment by not telling you. Thorin had smiled at you nodding ,thats all it took for you to grab your plate and drink before rushing up to your room.

You couldnt eat your food now,you had shoved it a side before laying down like earlier ,staring intensely at the cream celling,it felt like it only minutes you had been laying there,but the sky was dark ,the month light shinning in through you window. However you didnt know right now kili was coaching fili how to express his feelings for you,to court you. Eventually they had came up with the idea for fili to ask you to walk with him in the gardens, but first he would have to apologise. Fili had basically became sonic sprinting to your room ,kili was currently hiding in a bush in the gardens. Fili he knocked hurriedly on your door, you had ignored his calls ,he had spoke "I'm coming in y/n." he had opened your door rushing to you,you had ignored him again ,pretty childish you know. "Im sorry ,y/n. I didn't mean to embarrass you,please let me explain." he had spoken sincerely,gripping your left hand. "go a head then." you replied still looking at the celling.

"walk with me." you had groaned,you werent mad with fili,you were just embarrassed about the confrontations,you had slipped your shoes back on ,fili held your hand walking you to the gardens in silence.

Bilbo had walked by kili,only to be pulled in the bush ,telling him to shut up ,and watch. There was a pond with breaks around it,fili had led you to sit on there with him,his rough thumb circled your palm whilst holding it gently. You looked into his ocean eyes whilst he stared back in your e/c ones. "y/n l/n I did not intend to embarrass you only to portray my feelings for you,because I am too much of a wimp to face heartbreak if your feelings werent returned.Also didnt mean for the others to think we slept together ,I saw the joy in your eyes when you wanted to annoy kili ,with me.I didnt want to deny that,okay pretty bad excuses I know but what I am trying to say is I love you." he poured out ,turning away from you red faced ,eyes watering slightly,you had pulled his face to you. "i love you too, seth rogen." you had blushed pressing your lips onto his before pulling away,before pushing him into the pond. You had moved out the way so he couldnt grab you had pull you in. He had went under before resurfacing, "hey when you fell in did you flounder?" you had smirked at your pun,it had matched the situation ,as hours ago you had forced him to impersonate steve carell,kili and bilbo were trying not to giggle. "what was that for?" he had gasped ,climbing out of the pond. "oi,dont be so koi ,you had that coming ,for not sticking up for me at dinner." you had pointed at him,still punning before he walked slowly towards you. "you are right maybe i should present my affection to you to make up for it." he held out his arms ,smirking you had widened your eyes muttering "no,no,no" about to run for it but you were too late,he had grabbed you,lifting you onto his shoulders before jumping back into the pond.

You had only been in the water a few seconds before fili had gotten out,lifting you out after,carrying you bridal style,you smiled up at him soaking wet, before walking towards the building. "lets go get dry then you can braid my hair ,hm?" he had finally gotten his love ,and there was nothing better, maybe a child but not right now,you finally felt you had a meaning to be in middle earth. There was a reason you were sent here to say fili,because you were meant to spend your life with him. "okay mister seth rogen?" he had looked down at you confused,as bilbo and kili stared in awe before sneaking off to tell thorin and the others. "who is seth rogen?" you had laughed "you are the seth rogen to my james franco," he didnt know what the hell you were talking about ,yet he smiled,he really was your seth rogen.