#allie brosh

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

based of this panel from Allie Brosh’s Solutions and Other Problems

[haveyoureadthisbook-poll]

[labelleizzy]

[gennsoup]

I don't believe in karma, but I do believe there are things that can happen that very specifically force you to understand what an asshole you were.

Allie Brosh, Solutions and Other Problems

[theyuniversity]

A lot = (pronoun) many, much

Allot = (v.) give, grant

Nan is allotted $1 for coffee. It’s not a lot. ☕😢

Alot = an imaginary creature from Allie Brosh.

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[cubeponyexits]

"i don't believe in Karma, but i believe there are things that can happen that very specifically force you to understand what asshole you were." - Allie Brosh, Solutions and other Problems

[lucybellwood]

This is representation in media

[twicedailyquotes]

Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don’t want to do. And if I lose, I’m one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I’m going to win or lose until the last second.

Allie Brosh

Hyperbole and a Half

[ammonitetheartist]

ooooo here’s something I did a while ago: an attempt at drawing my lovely discount coyote /aff in Allie Brosh’s artstyle :D

[Image ID: A drawing depicting a Siberian sled dog, cream underneath and fading to darker grey at the top. The darkest grey feature is the tail, which is tipped with white.

The dog is drawn to mimic the way Allie Brosh draws dogs, with googly-like eyes and a vaguely sock-puppet-esque mouth. The background is a light cyan. End ID]

[thequotefairy]

Sometimes all you can really do is keep moving and hope you end up somewhere that makes sense.

Allie Brosh, Solutions and Other Problems

[myjetpackisonfire]

Honestly strong Allie Brosh energy

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn’t paint it very well.”

- Richard Siken

[rock-a-noodle]

[lunarriviera]

today my brain is an allie brosh loading icon

[from "sneaky hate spiral"]

[madlovenovelist]

Book Review – ‘Solutions and Other Problems’ (#2 Hyperbole and a Half) by Allie Brosh

Another memoir dealing with childhood trauma, depression and loss with a gigantic sense of humour… Genre: Graphic Novel, Memoir, Non Fiction, No. of pages: 519 Allie Brosh returns with a new collection of comedic, autobiographical, and illustrated essays. Solutions and Other Problems includes humorous stories from Allie Brosh’s childhood; the adventures of her very bad animals; merciless…

[gennsoup]

I am incensed that reality has the audacity to do some of the things it does when I CLEARLY don't want those things to happen.

Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half

[cyberpilate]

I've always gone by the Allie Brosh pain scale.

0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don't know why I'm even here. 1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching, or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth. 2: I probably just need a Band Aid. 3: This is distressing. I don't want this to be happening to me at all. 4: My pain is not f---ing around. 5: Why is this happening to me?? 6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now. 7: I see Jesus coming for me and I'm scared. 8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help. 9: I am almost definitely dying. 10: I am actively being mauled by a bear. 11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment. Too Serious For Numbers: I probably have Ebola. It appears that I may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”