#alledgedly.

[kalcium-yippee]

Ok as lore accurate as possible What the SBG gang has each other in their phone contacts as (warning: incoming yap sesh)

Ashlyn: aiden. , taylor , tyler h , Logan , ben

My logic: I feel like she keeps em simple, but maybe some changes over time. Like I think she maybe lingered on aidens contact in her phone after a while of knowing each other. Eventually she just kinda subconsciously hit the period. Probably just because she needed to show a sift in her emotions towards him but couldn't necessarily figure out how. I think she had everyone's surname initials in their contacts but took em out after a while. Out of some sort of internal spite she keeps Tyler's with the h still. Autocorrect got logans and she tells herself everyday she will fix it to lowercase. She doesn't.

Aiden: Ash ! , Tay , Tyyyy , lowgan , ben🧍

My logic: he just like me fr. He's the type of guy to put spaced between punctuation and he just needed that exclamation mark. When typing Tyler's he legit just kept pressing the y button, he had to delete a ton. He felt silly for Logan and ben idk I also misspelled or warp my friends names in texts. Also I like to think he compares logans name to London in attempt to call him British.

Taylor: Ashlyn<2 , Aidenn✌️ , Ty 💙 , Logan 🌸 , Ben❣️

My logic: she also just like me fr. An emoji girl for life, yk it. The <2 is inspired by how one of my friends types the <3. I think it's cuz she is aromantic and on aroblr, but I think it is a cute mannerism Tay would have regardless. The double n on aiden was for when she typed it into her phone it for some reason autocorrected to that and she told everyone how silly it was.

Tyler: ash , AIDS💀 , Tay, , logans? , Ben

My logic: do I need to explain?

Logan: Ashlyn B✨️ , Aiden C💥 , Tay H🎇 , Tyler H⚾ , Ben C🙃

My logic: he picked out corresponding emojis cuz yeah. It says a lot of what he thinks and knows of them, and how surface level the emoji representing is, the more (or arguable less) you can draw from it.

Ben: Ashlyn , related, allegedly , Tay🎶, Ty , logan ,

My logic: bro it is 2 am I am not explaining Ben's contact name choices to yall wtf am I actually doing

[corrodedparadox]

I know ymmv since it wasn't designed with this in mind but...do you think the mini shrimp keychain is durable enough to hold up reasonably well on a pet collar, or would it fold instantly under the pressure

I honestly don’t know for sure, but I think it would! The metal clasp might loosen from use but I think the actual keychain part would hold up fine.

[potatoescanbesadtoo]

remember our promise

[richardsphere]

If they're going the "Ladybug is no longer a true hero but instead a zealot-level controlfreak" angle... I kind of hope that at least they're gonna use this thing they've now established about "powers working differently when used for evil" (and lets be clear, covering Gabe's ass lying to an entire planet, and controlling information on this level is evil). I want her to use her powers, and i want it to get easier. The same way that every Evil version of the ladybug powers always got what they wanted (wether its a sword, a gun or whatever). I want her power to give her the thing she wants instead of the thing she needs like they used to. I want her to slowly get used to her powers getting "easier" to use, simpler in their execution, less creative and less nuanced and pacifistic. Until she almost forgets she ever struggled with her Lucky Charms at all... Until one day she doesnt have all the knowledge to form a plan of her own again, and she realises too late that "what she wanted"wasnt what she needed, and someone gets hurt. I want her to ask Tiki why she got the wrong Lucky Charm. And i want Tiki to tell her. Cause if that doesnt happen, why establish the "powers work different when used for evil" rule at all.

[mephistopheleswasrobbed]

Imagine falling in love with someone only to realise you killed them.

[worldwide-blackfolk]

@NotDevinsMom :

I guess we will have to find the Craigslist ad Trump posted that said “really good pellet gun shooter needed to accurately hit only an ear from 100 ft”. Trump Rally

[limelocked]

[neutronsandbox]

dragonhead caterpillar... he is determined

made a dnd roleplaying server and the idea of critterworld came up

[screampied]

how many kids would geto have( not including mimiko and nana) like idk he a family man or not🤷🏻‍♀️

only me and geto knows that answer 🧎‍♀️

[hopecomesbacktolife]

when you’re reading a book that’s already mostly bad less than halfway through so you go to check the reviews on storygraph and see lots of “the first half was better but the second half of the book was a letdown” “second half of the book brought down the rating on this one” “was so disappointed with the latter half of the book”

[ovisiphorus]

Will be happy when ppl finally realize it’s okay and not inherently transmisogynistic to acknowledge that, like there are trans masc individuals who do legit hate trans fems, there are trans fem individuals who legit HATE trans mascs, we as a “community” will be able to do something productive.

Going “trans ppl, stop fighting, we’re on the same side uwu” in the face of people blatantly saying “trans mascs dont have real problems and if they do, no they don’t. I don’t give a shit about them” is patronizing and NOT helpful.

The issue is that people just really don’t seem to think this kind of behavior about trans mascs is actually much of a big deal. Especially since it’s such a minority of people doing. But these posts and sentiments get turned into discourse that lasts days and weeks and makes existing as a trans masc terminally fucking aggravating. It has long since bled out into REAL LIFE, too! Real live queer spaces! EVEN CIS PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE HIP TO TRANS ISSUES! THEY’LL SAY ALL THE “RIGHT” THINGS THEN BE ANTI TRANS MASC BASED ON THESE SENTIMENTS! And you can’t even really complain about it because people will hyper scrutinize you and misconstrue you even when you’re a completely normal person who is just reasonably complaining about being tired of seeing things posted intentionally to hurt you.

And the worst part is, a lot of times it’s other trans mascs who do this weirdo attack dog shit! I know trans fems are NOT asking these guys to post like “if i even think you’re being bad, im tossing you in the toilet” or whatever. That’s them clearly struggling with the internalized trans masc hatred that the queer community loves encouraging and society fosters that discourages us from actually packing up and banding together or bonding (and thus comparing notes re: how weirdly we are treated by other people cis and trans alike and realizing something’s up). Which is why I’d NEVER suggest or wish trans fems started trying to hyper police themselves because of this shitty ideology some of them have.

You can only watch people get smeared as “theyfabs” and told they’re “failing at masculinity” for [being trans] or being made fun of for how they dress/act/listen to, ect whatever the fuck for the crime of “being cringe” to these people, FELLOW TRANS PEOPLE EVEN, so many times before it just gets to be exhausting old news.

[ratboysims]

ok my game is working again after literally re installing all of sims 4 it turned out the problem was my friend somehow was staying logged in and connected even when i was logged in and connected -__- so ea wouldn’t let my game open -__-

[identitty-dickruption]

collecting references to the year 1998 from it’s always sunny:

it was the year Dee choked at flipadelphia — the gang reignites the rivalry

also the year Dennis and Dee graduated college

“you dress like it’s 1998” — the gang makes paddy’s great again <- absolutely insane thing to say to Dennis while he was wearing something that was DEFINITELY NOT 1998-style

the entirety of the gang buys a roller rink

will add to it as I notice them. weird to me how many times the year 1998 specifically comes up. especially as someone who is obsessed with that year for other reasons (autism)

[titleknown]

I feel like not enough people on Tumblr have seen this.

[limelocked]

Via: Al Jazeera

Y’all remember when Israel said no no no we didn’t bomb a hospital

Then decided to take credit for bombing a refugee camp claiming that it was for the sake of killing One Guy TM

[felicitypdf]

you’re a cinephile, but are you a cinephile on my friend’s level who pieced together from years of watching multiple interviews that michael pitt got his break from sleeping with gus van sant