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you literally just have to go outside.

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“I wish I could be a boy” You can

“I wish I could penetrate but I don’t have a penis” There’s a surgery for that

“I want to piss standing up” The surgery does that too, but also have you heard of an STP device? You should look into those

“I like the effects testosterone could give me but what if people think I’m ugly after I start” would you rather be happy and ugly or beautiful and miserable

“I want to cut my hair short and look more like a guy but everyone is begging me to not cut my hair” bestie, it’s your hair and they can go fuck themselves

“I wish I was born a boy” The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is today

“I wish I was a boy” I have great news for you

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a common misconception is that a revolution is built by years of painstakingly raising class consciousness among the masses while at the same time building up a party capable of taking leadership during a revolutionary crisis. nothing could be further from the truth. a revolution is built by making social media posts calling for a general strike over and over until one day it just happens

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Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?

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Throwing a sensitive young man with ambition into a barren minefield and chasing him with an electric cattle prod Just to watch him frag himself

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Hater moment but I hate the post that's like "girls always protect other girls even if they don't like each other uwu" like no yall fucking didn't the moment that girl was poor or autistic or fat or gay or trans or not white or even just kinda weird. Like I was fucking there why are we lying

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love those videos of the dogs talking with the button mats that have 100+ buttons on them that all say things like “forget” or “yesterday” and like all the people in the comments are going “she is so smart how is this even possible” and the people who make them have an amazon storefront where they make crazy commission off selling their button mats like we are inventing unprecedented levels of pseudoscience and scamming on tiktok rn

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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THE LION KING (1994)

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In celebration of Sufjan’s birthday today, Asthmatic Kitty Records announced a collaboration with Retrospekt - a custom Polaroid 600 camera featuring artwork by Stephen Halker inspired by 'Carrie & Lowell.'

This special edition camera combines refurbished vintage Polaroid components from the 80s and 90s with a freshly-molded exterior, built by Retrospekt and officially licensed by Polaroid.

Now available for pre-order in the AKR store here. 

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An 82-year-old woman attacked at a Jewish community event in Boulder, Colorado, this month has died, prompting prosecutors to file the first murder charge against the suspect Monday.

More than a dozen people were injured in the June 1 assault on a demonstration voicing support for Israeli hostages in Gaza. But Karen Diamond’s death Wednesday from injuries she sustained at the event marked the first fatality, according to an email from the Boulder Jewish Community Center.

“There are simply no words to properly express the pain of this tragic loss. Karen was a cherished member of our community, someone whose warmth and generosity left a lasting impact on all who knew her,” wrote Boulder JCC Executive Director Jonathan Lev and board chair David Paul.

Mohamed Sabry Soliman was charged with a federal hate crime and faces state charges of attempted murder after the attack. Soliman yelled, “Free Palestine,” while using a flamethrower and tossing an incendiary device into the crowd, where the local chapter of a pro-Israeli group, Run for Their Lives, was hosting an event calling for the release of Israeli hostages in Gaza, law enforcement officials have said. Soliman learned about the group from an online search and specifically targeted it, according to court documents.

Soliman’s first-degree murder charge carries a penalty of life without the possibility of parole if he is convicted, according to prosecutors. Colorado abolished the death penalty in 2020.

“This horrific attack has now claimed the life of an innocent person who was beloved by her family and friends,” Boulder District Attorney Michael Dougherty wrote in a news release. “Our hearts are with the Diamond family during this incredibly difficult time. Our office will fight for justice for the victims, their loved ones, and the community.”

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis (D) wrote on X that he was “devastated” by Diamond’s death. “This loss is deeply felt by the Boulder community and our entire state, particularly within our strong Jewish community. My heartfelt condolences go out to her friends and family. Karen was taken from us too soon, and we mourn her loss while remembering her life and the impact she had on those who loved her,” he wrote.

Hostages and Missing Families Forum — an umbrella group representing most of the hostage families from the Hamas attack in Israel on Oct. 7, 2023 — released a statement saying they were thinking of Diamond and the other Run for Their Lives members: “Even now, as we mourn, we remain committed to our mission. 50 hostages are still in captivity. We will not stop until every one of them is home.”

Prosecutors said Soliman’s next scheduled court date for his state charges is July 15.

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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

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Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

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hi trans people in my phone. The life expectancy of trans people is not 35. That is the average age of Brazilian transmisogyny affected murder victims, taken from crime data from the early 2010s. Brazilian trans women also usually live longer than 35 years; this data comes solely from the subset of trans women who are murdered, and does not account for the majority of Brazilian trans women. Murder victim age averages are not a good proxy for overall life expectancy even of the same demographic group. Take a deep breath. You have a future. Start planning for it.