#wh40K

[toffee32]

Ferrus Manus please destroy that perfidious artifact of Chaos now

[omniscientpapaya]

guys quick stream the cunty Trazyn amv before Orikan reports it to the Triarch

[darth-razmus]

Adorables

tiny spider lhykis offers you a hug, wyd

[nictanova]

Ryza mechanicus cruiser

Commission art

[buddhie]

things my mom said while at the warhammer store with me today:

"i like these creepy skull babies" while looking at the adepta sororitas battle squads

"these cute little trolls are so funny" at the orks

points to Mortarion figure. "i like the wings."

"these guys look pretty" at the TS rubicon chaos marines (shes right)

after telling her about how the Necron dont have souls "Oh, so they're like me." (context: shes ginger)

"you can get cars here" at the Ad-Mech vehicles.

Needless to say, she suckered me into getting the battle sister squad for the cherubs over more ad-mechs lmao. She's a cherub stan now.

[candyswirls]

My husband made a slight change to this for me

[slippi-the-magos]

Lorgar Aurelian Reigns in the Imperium in the Absence of The Emperor of Mankind.

I fucking love this sm

I love the original painting too

Lucretia Borgia Reigns in the Vatican in the Absence of Pope Alexander VI

when your dad goes to the store and leaves your shithead brother in charge

Details:

[wolfrapier]

[jet-teeth]

Merry Scrimbo everyone! Have a 40k-ish flavored Krampus, hehehe

Bonus lore thoughts/ideas:

Visual similarities to Vashtorr are intentional - I thought it would be a fun idea to have some 40k "Krampus" type of demon that goes around harvesting unruly spirits and daemonic entities for the Soul Forges: fodder for daemon engines, or fusing them to parts of the forges/tools/machinery if they are too "minor" to be part of a fused weapons system.

These "harvester" demons could come in various shapes and sizes too, this particular one was just a fun crossover moment I had to get on paper! It might be fun to just have a handful of these guys, but have them all be very different-looking/differently specialized based on the kinds of daemons & warp entities they are hunting down

[irreverentarchon]

[eternal-fear]

That's actually so funny. Because it's possible to write inhuman pov. Like, very alien to humans, very different. You just sit and write. Focus not on walking and talking, but on moving entire armies and understanding. Nids are different and they are cool.

Also, we know hive mind hate particular people. So it's capable of like, you know, having meaningful relationships with other characters. It's just different. It wouldn't shout at someone, it'll press on their mind untill their brain starts to turn into a puddle but in that moment a semblance of communication is possible which is so interesting!

To this day I still see people say stuff like Tyranids can't or shouldn't win major fights, and it still annoys me. Their "reasoning" is always so stupid. Like it's called creative writing, just because you personally can't imagine a good story where Tyranids win the war, doesn't mean it's impossible, you just lack the creativity.

You see it with other factions as well, but I hear it most often with Tyranids.

"BuT iF tHeY wIn ThE sEtTiNg Is OvEr"

As if multiple individual planets or star systems haven't fallen already and the Imperium still stands. You don't have to destroy Macragge itself. New planets are invented all the time, with skill and effort you can make the audience care about them before destroying them.

"BuT iF tHe TyRaNiDs WiN, ThErE wIlL bE nO sUrViVoRs tO tElL tHe StOrY"

Firstly 40k is fiction. It's not history. 'History is written by the victor' doesn't apply here. You can have the POV character die at the end of the story. Secondly, they can escape on a spaceship. Or escape through the Webway. Tyranids can devour a planet and there can still be survivors.

"BuT nO oNe WaNtS tO rEaD aBoUt ThE pRoTaG lOsInG"

There is literally an entire genre called tragedy that has existed for thousands of years. You can also have the Tyranids win the war for the planet, but the protagonist win their own personal objective. Escaping, recovering an artefact, rescuing a person, earning glory/fame, learning information, the list goes on.

It's just, ugh. So many ridiculous arguments from people who don't understand or don't even like Tyranids, haven't read the codexes, and are allergic to any creative problem solving. -_-

[ipsey]

I once got banned for like 6 months from talking about warhammer 40k because I read somewhere that space marines can “consume the genetic material of their comrades to gain their power” and I asked him if it was a sex thing.

He got mad and said I wasn’t taking his interest seriously and told me I couldn’t talk to him about it anymore. This ended when I got a job offer from games workshop (I unfortunately had to decline because I couldn’t move to Manchester).

[thememestrider]

40k Nsfw alphabet - Leman Russ x F! Reader

Merry Christmas everyone. As usual, apologies for grammar and spelling errors, ooc or other such mistakes. Hope you all enjoy :)

(as requested by @yanagikou. I'm working thru everyone else's requests dw, just let me cook lol)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Surprisingly tender and thoughtful. Leman Russ may look like a barbarian on the outside side, but behind closed doors he is a kind, caring and gentle lover.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Leman likes a woman with meat on her bones. He loves belly bumps and love handles. He loves thick thighs that he can sink his fingers into. Also, Fenris is such a cold, wintery place that it's almost essential that a baseline person be a little thicker.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

While finishing inside you will always be his favourite, Leman also loves finishing on your belly or your chest. He loves the sight of you covered in his seed, the smell of it mixing with your sweat and pheromones. He also loves the smell and taste of you. Often, after you two have made love, Leman will be loath to clean himself up- the thought of washing the scent of you from his body is unfathomable to him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to try pegging but he's way too scared to ask you. Nothing further, your honour.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Leman is one of only two primarchs (the other being Fulgrim) that ACTUALLY has ANY previous sexual experience. That, paired with his naturally out going and self confident personality, means that generally, Leman feels very confident in bed. He knows all those little tricks. Like propping your lower back up on a pillow and pressing down on your abdomen when he's on top. But don't mistake that confidence for arrogance. If there's one thing that Leman has taken away from his past experiences, the one little trick he will always remember, it's that the only way he can be sure to pleasure his partner is to listen to them. It's to follow their direction. Simply put, he's not the kinda man to rub your inner thigh for 2 mins and ask if you finished. No. He's the kinda guy to tell you to take his hand and guide it to exactly the right spot.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggie (self explanatory. I mean, come on. This is Leman Russ, the big WOLF man. It's basically a requirement at this point.),

missionary (For when he's craving tenderness and intimacy) and spooning (best of both of the above)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Leman can pull off both very well. But the most important thing to note here is that for him, sex is something to have fun with. He wants you both to just enjoy yourselves. If that means being serious, then great! If that means giggling, calling each other funny names or breaking the sexual tension with wise cracks, then great!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The clue is in the name, frankly. Leman Russ is the Great Wolf: of course he's gonna look the part. It's thick. It's bushy. His chest and back are also super hairy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Leman is a surprisingly romantic man. So much of his time is spent warring, fighting, and generally acting like a barbaric ruffian. So, more often than not, by the time he makes it to bed with you, he is craving intimacy and gentleness. Of course, as things spice up he might want to get a little rougher, but it always comes from a place of love, fun and pleasure.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Leman makes as much noise when he masturbates as he does when he's having regular sex. Which is a lot.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

First up is breeding. Regardless of whether or not the pair of you actually want to have children, the thought of pumping you full, of making your belly swell with his seed, is irresistible to him.

Second; menstruation. Everything about it turns him on. The scent of your changing pheromones. The implications of those changes- that your body is not only ready, but yearning for his seed- that feed directly into his breeding kink. The fact that sex provides you relief from your cramps, giving him extra motivation to make love as fiercely and passionately as he can. The red river doesn't bother him either, so no matter how heavy your flow is, he's still gonna eat you out if you want him to.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In the living room of his chambers, in front of the hearth, right on top of the largest, most luxurious animal-hide rug that's sprawled out on the floor in front of the flames.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

One word: scent. And I don't mean perfumes or anything like that. I mean the smell of you. Your pheromones. Your bodily musk. Leman loves it. It's like a drug for him. And when you're feeling turned on or you are ovulating? It sends him absolutely feral.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that involves threatening, demeaning, hitting or choking you and anything else in that vein. The reasons why are pretty obvious: Leman loves you. The thought of hurting you or causing you distress is practically heresy.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.).

Leman is a pussy eating king. When he's giving it to you, he's absolutely ravishing you, so much so you're gonna be aching the next day.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Leman enjoys both as much as each other. It all depends on how you're both feeling.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.).

While he'd prefer to have all night to make love to you, Leman is down for a quickie. This is particularly true when you're ovulating or having your time of the month, as the scent of your hormones makes him horny to the point of frenzy.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Absolutely! So long as it doesn't involve any of the things mentioned back up in N, Leman loves experimentation.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Come on. Seriously. This is Leman frickin Russ. This man can go for DAYS.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Leman doesn't own toys, and his ego might be bruised if he learns that you like to use them. He'll get over it though. You won't give him a choice.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Leman is totally a tease. Even more so when the two of you are in public. He likes making you blush with dirty words whispered in your ears and startling you with slaps on the ass or surprise bear hugs from behind.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Leman is utterly shameless when it comes to making noise. He encourages you to be the same. Sounds he makes include in order: growls, moans, roars and whimpers.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When he's going down on ou, he loves it when you pull his hair. Nothing further, your honour.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Imagine the beefiest beefcake of a Viking man, then multiply the beefiness by 3.5. That's Leman.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High. Very high. He'd make love to you twice a day if it was viable. He just adores you, your body and how they both make him feel so Throne-damn much.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Leman is always absolutely ragged at the end of your love-making sessions. As much as he wants to just fall straight asleep, however, he insists on caring for and cuddling with you first. He may fall asleep first after that, but only ever after that.

[chillinglikeavillain]

tfw the divine inspiration strikes you down for the first time in months, but all it wants you to do is redraw a cat meme with everyone's least favourite vampire man

based on this fucked up evil creature:

[justfreakynothingelse]

Omgggg how pretty!!

A sketch of Sanguinius on Baal. My headcanon is that he wore a lot of light long clothes. Like, Baal is a desert planet, why is he depicted as pale and in a toga? I think wearing a lot of clothes would make more sense. Yes, he is a primarch, such temperatures are probably not a problem for him, but he grew up in a culture of people living in the desert. I don't think he would wear a toga, which is not typical for them, plus he was a leader and was respected. Ornate clothes could well indicate his status.