#all we know of heavan all we need of hell

[kafkaesqueer]

I don't belong to anyone else

Anyone Else by PVRIS // Jackieshauna, Yellowjackets

[mightywhite]

[crooked-wasteland]

I’m weirdly torn about Lite’s character arc.

On one hand, feminine rage (yes please), she’s the only one who understands Hell can BE A THREAT (sure, Charlie and Pentious are nice and all, but there are other people in Hell who are probably not well intentioned), she’s rightfully pissed that her role as second in command was overlooked for some (admittedly sweet) guy who doesn’t even wanna be here, and she’s rightfully upset that her sisters and best friend/man she loved were murdered in a job that she was authorized to do by the supposed good guys. She shouldn’t be seen as the bad guy for being convinced by others that what she was doing was right, and is upset when she’s told all her work, her allies, and Adam being killed meant nothing.

On the other hand, she’s being depicted as the bad guy. I’m not saying she needs to be sympathetic, 100% likable, uwu babey. But her pain and issues are being brushed aside to make her appear like the stereotypical “crazy bitch” who will probably be the villain of the season, or at least A villain. Not the antagonist, the VILLAIN. Her grief and valid opposition is more than likely going to be villainized, when in reality, she may be cold and sadistic, but I don’t this Lute is ultimately a bad person. She spent her existence fighting for what she was told is right by a holy figure. Not some cultist or priest who says God talks to them, but THE ACTUAL HIGH SERAPH. She was convinced angels don’t make mistakes, to the point she never questioned that in all her cruelty, if she was right or wrong. She believed she was right. If this were on Earth, on could compare this to crusaders or people who force conversions or kill anyone who doesn’t agree with their beliefs. But I don’t think that can really apply, because Lite isn’t human, she lives in HEAVAN. Religious asshole humans aren’t comparable to ANGELS who are familiar with THE SPEAKER FOR GOD HIMSELF. So her genuine belief she is doing good is understandable, but will probably be what makes her villainized. Or maybe it will be the fact she’s in mourning? Who knows! Viv will never skimp on presenting a woman as a villain for the flimsiest of reasons.

And on the other other hand. Yes, it suck a huge part of her motivation is her connection to a MAN (the first man, no less) who is a douchebag. But idk if that’s that big of an issue. For all her being sad her boss/love interest/a dude died, there’s also her being angry that her position as leader was passed over for some guy as well. I’m not saying it evens out, but maybe it does? Not to mention that even though Adam was a dick, he was more than just a man/asshole/boss/probably misogynist, he was also her friend, someone she looked up to as a leader, and still was comfortable enough to hang out with when not on the job. He called he names, but that might’ve been out of familiarity rather than genuine malice or sexism. Then again, Viv never really let us learn Jack shit about Adam as a person, other than CHARLIE GOOD, ADAM BAD. So while it is kind of iffy from one perspective for Lute’s arc to be connected to Adam, I don’t think it’s an issue of gender, and more of the fact that she meant something to him.

Sorry for the long ask, but what’re your thoughts?

I agree with pretty much all of this. I think she is an extremely compelling character and I think her deeper character reasons for being a real villain are solid. I even think the song itself is genuinely good at showing that Lite isn't only raging about some guy. The actual meat of her character is really well balanced on paper, and the song does a decent job of depicting that ...

Until it gets to Adam.

The issue is the poor pacing of the writers and how we never got to see Lute and Adam as much. Lute is extremely formal in most of the scenes in the early part of Hazbin. Calling Adam "sir" doesn't give the impression of "best friends", so she does come off as oddly obsessed, especially with the rushed "crazy bitch" routine as you pointed out. We don't actually have a strong foundation for their relationship. Additionally, the revival of Adam as a figment of Lute's imagination as she falls into some form of psychosis is just rather silly. I understand it's to give Lute someone to talk to, but it makes Adam as a love interest is the most important characterization.

I do completely agree with your points on Lute's character. She has excellent motivation, and a clear arc that I also think is worth the effort. It just suffers from weak world building and lazy shortcuts.

[sentimental-sheep]

Interpretation of Sn 2 Ending

Throughout the confession and afterwards we see that they are clearly not in the same headspace. Aziraphale tells Crowley that he needs him in Heaven with him, that they can make a change. On some level he is unsure if he can face this on his own (no matter what you think Azi true intentions may have been).

However Crowley takes a step back in all of this. All this new information seems like an affront to his initial plan. He was already confused and overwhelmed with Nina pushing him to confess, Beel and Gabriel getting together, and even before that the two of them dancing together. Now Crowley feels like Aziraphale is slipping away from him and as their trying to convince each other of their viewpoints, both are taking in very different messages.

Aziraphale is confused why Crowley won’t help him as he always has, and in a way feels as though he’s abandoning him because of his hatred towards heaven.

Whereas Crowley feels like Aziraphale doesn’t trust him; that he sees him as an exception to hell or maybe not even that and is anandoning him for his love of heavan.

cue the desperation of their kiss as his last ditch effort to convey something, anything to Aziraphale really. Because I don’t think Crowley believed, wholeheartedly atleast, that he could convince Aziraphale in that moment. He was just slipping away, and what else was there to do.

Then Aziraphale says I forgive you, and then Crowley says don’t bother.

Crowley very much feels like this is the ending of something and sees no point in reconciliation. This wasn’t the moment he envisioned in his head, this wasn’t how things were supposed to go, and he was the one who pulled away first.

He’s lost to heaven before, and this is him losing again.

Whereas Aziraphale doesn’t think they can be together right now until they work things out.

You can see Aziraphale physically wipe off Crowley’s kiss because he knows it was not one borne from love. As though it is something tainted and dirty.

Which adds to the hurt of his “I forgive you” line because it shows him rejection that moment, and that moment felt different in their minds.

A scene I love that they added was when we see that Crowley has been waiting outside and Aziraphale looks back at him.

Throughout history we’ve seen Crowley leaving when things get tough, but he stays. After one of the most gutting moments between them he stays.

A part of Crowley may have been hoping that Aziraphale change my mind. But we see Aziraphale look back, not knowing whether or not Crowley would be there.

Aziraphale needs to see him, and I think that Crowley might have known that.

He needs to see that even though they aren’t on the same page, Crowley will still be there.

It is such a tragic final confirmation of their love, and I think it gives them both some semblance of peace before theyre able to turn away from each other.

because imagine if Aziraphale hadn’t turned back? Imagine if their last moments were backs turnt, doors closing behind them? It’s such a subtle but impactful scene to me.

[mav-milonn]

This was really well-written! And the "conditional immortality" makes a lot more sense here (I don't think I've seen it written that way before, which is why I was too hasty in dismissing it, so my apologies for that). Since evil is against God's nature, we (as humans needing the grace of God) can choose to defy Him, so the idea that we willingly 'choose hell' is Biblical.

I actually lean a bit more Calvinist and do believe in the concept of predestination, in that God knows and planned everything, from who goes to Heavan and who goes to Hell. You've said you disagree with Calvinism, and I can understand why. But I actually don't think the ideas of free will and predestination are mutually exclusive.

The most inelegant way I can condense it is "free will via ignorance", in the sense that because we aren't all-knowing the way God is, WE cannot make judgments or claim to know who is going to Heaven or Hell (the infamous James 4:12). Because of this lack of knowledge, we freely choose to sin or accept Christ. HOWEVER, just because we personally don't know who goes to Heaven/Hell, we aren't exempt from our duty as Christians: God calls all Christians to spread the Word.

It is because we don't know WHO is saved that we must spread the Gospel to everyone (Matthew 28:19–20).

Even the people we consider the most evil (like Hitler in your example) could go to Heaven if they are saved by God (something we wouldn't have knowledge of or the right to judge). We are called to love our enemies, after all, and pray for their salvation.

And you're right, there will be non-believers who choose God (after accepting Jesus as their Savior) and believers who choose Hell (for rejecting Him and His commandments).

And as for the exact specifics of what happens in Heaven or Hell, inkedwingss makes a good point in the comments: we shouldn't stretch Scripture on things that are unclear. I've seen some Christians over the years scare themselves out of wanting to go to Heaven because they're scared it'll be boring or won't live up to expectations of what they think it should be like. We should trust that God knows what's best for us, even if it's difficult.

Thank you for taking the time to clarify and explain your stance! And God bless you <3

Sorry for coming off as antagonistic in the tags of the post on Abraham. By all means, please explain your views on hell. I've read your blog for the past month or so, and I've seen a lot of your reblogs about Christian Universalism, the ideas that hell isn't eternal, everyone is eventually reunited with God, etc.

I know reblogs don't necessarily equal agreement, but I am curious to hear what you have to say

Hii

Thank you for the apology. I needed that. And I am also very sorry if i came off as antagonistic at all; like I said, i hadn't eaten and it was 2 pm T-T, and also pride is something I am struggling with so I get offended too easily sometimes.

As for my recent reblogs, I got a new mutual who is a universalist, or at the very least in favor of purgatorial universalism. I reblogged them to meditate/contemplate on them. I myself, am not universalist tho. I am philosophically in the Methodist/Wesleyan so free will is pretty important to me, which both universalism and Calvinism tend to restrict too much imo.

Now, first thing i really want to get clear is that I do not know what happens when you die and what happens at the parousia. I know that that Christians will not die because they are in Christ, that all - righteous and unrighteous - will be resurrected, that there will be a separation of the two, and that heaven and earth will be one. These things Scripture is clear on and no one can contest. Everything else is speculation tho. I know some will disagree with me, but I really do not think scripture is as clear on this as many believe. I want to be really clear that I (and I believe, most if not all) just do not know because Scripture is just not as clear as we would like it to be. And this is because, despite the claim of some philosophers of religion, Christianity (and the Ancient Israelite religion) does not exist to answer questions of "What happens when I die?" It exists to tell of how heaven is coming on earth. And I have to just accept that because I cannot make scripture into something it's not. So I try to do research, look into historical traditions, and attempt (with varying degrees of success) to stay humble before God and loving before neighbor

First, a Lewis quote: "There is no doctrine which I would more willingly remove from Christianity than [hell], if it lay in my power. But it has the full support of Scripture and, specially, of Our Lord's own words; it has always been held by Christendom; and it has the support of reason. If a game is played, it must be possible to lose it." I start with this because I believe it is very important that no Christian should desire hell for anyone and that we believe in it because it is a sad necessity of reality, not because it is a desirous one. As Paul says in 1 Timothy, we know that God desires that all humanity be saved thru the mediator of Jesus the Anointed One. I say often that to be a Christian is to desire the salvation of even Hitler. Not merely salvation from some subterranean fiery torture chamber, but salvation from Sin.

So, the story of the bible is how God created heaven and earth and they were overlapping (the Garden of Eden), and it was his will to rule his good world together with his images but then heaven and earth got ripped apart because humans are foolish and proud and rebellious. So now, we are outside of God’s presence and as far as I am concerned, if one is not in God, they are already in hell. Or rather, hell is inside of them. I look around and I see infanticide and oppression and genocide and rape and murder and violence and racism and misogyny etc etc etc. I mean just look at Genesis 3-11, it's insanity. And I just have to ask, "What is that if not hell?" And since all of it is rooted in the human heart (which is deceitful and wicked and utterly diseased), hell is in the human heart. St Jacob says a tongue that lies and gossips and curses is lit on fire by Gehenna (which was a physical place southwest of Jerusalem). Not by nature or essence but enslaved to the power of Sin and Death.

On the note of death, I believe in conditional immortality. The human in Genesis 2 is made from dust and they have the opportunity to achieve immortality but it's lost. So they are from dust to dust, without any immortality of the soul. As are all human beings "bitten by the snake", enslaved to Sin and Death. That is, until Jesus could liberate us from slavery to sin and death by his sinless but cursed slave death. He went into death and opened up the way out into eternal life starting now and lasting forever. As such, we believers, as being mystically united to Christ, are alive in him and thus do not die. Rather, when we die we go to heaven and are alive in him (this is why Anglicans, Catholics, and Orthodoxes see no problem asking saints to pray for them. They are not dead).

So the triumphant body of Christ awaits in the intermediate space while awaiting the full reconciliation. So this waiting and praising and praying takes place in heaven. Waiting and praising and praying takes place on earth, until the return of Jesus the Christ in all of his glory, the resurrection of the cosmos, and the full union of heaven and earth. And so the people of God who have chosen life will reign and rule in the power and love of God once more.

But then there is the problem of those who choose death. All powers and authorities have been made subjected to Christ the Victor and King and now everyone is faced with a choice: be healed by the Great Physician and join him in his New Creation, or choose a sin and death in the Valley of Wailing. Why would anyone choose the Valley of Wailing? I made an entire post about it (more poetic than theological) but basically we do it everyday. I have heard it said that "man would escape hell if he could" but this is simply untrue. Of course, we do not wish to live in hell, and if we could escape by our own way we would. But our efforts simply create more hell. Nothing is more terrifying to humanity than that Jesus is God, because if Jesus is God then there is objective good and bad and I have to stand on his wisdom. And if Hesus is God then we killed him when he revealed himself to us. We would rather be "abandoned by God" as Sartre said, though in truth we have abandoned God and thus chosen hell. I chose the hell when I was proud and easily offended and spiteful towards you yesterday, for example. And so, if at the Second Coming, when I see Justice incarnated as the person of Jesus bearing the authority to declare good from evil, I can choose to bow in submission, or I can choose to be forced to bow in subjugation. And many will not choose to boy. "Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven" they will say. They will prefer their idols and their deceptions to true joy and reality.

And God will let them.

Hell, then, is God's monument to human dignity and choice. If someone refuses to be healed by the Great Physician, God will honor that choice. But what God will not do is allow hell to ruining his good world. "I willingly believe that the damned are, in one sense, successful, rebels to the end; that the doors of hell are locked on the inside.” - C.S. Lewis. And also "those who fly from the eternal light of God, which contains in itself all good things, are themselves the cause to themselves of their inhabiting eternal darkness, destitute of all good things, having become to themselves the cause of [their consignment to] an abode of that nature.” - St Irenaeus. It is God's mercy to contain (sub)human evil and not let it eternally ravage his good world, nor his good image bearing humans who live in that world.

And so they can choose, and God will honor their choice, between the Great New Garden City (New Jerusalem, in the Revelation) that is heaven and earth married together again or you can "live" in the Valley of Wailing, which is outside the city and thus sort of outside creation, which is weird. What does that mean, to be outside the city? How are you outside creation? How are they alive if there is no natural immortality and life is dependent on God? What is it like in the valley? Well I mean, I don't know. It's fire. And darkness. And ice. Death. Destruction. Non-order. Non-being. This is where I lean more annihilationist. But, conditional immortality is distinct from annihilationism. While annihilationism places emphasis on the active destruction of a person, conditional immortality places emphasis on a person's dependence upon God for life; the extinction of the person is thus a passive consequence of separation from God. But I do not hold firmly to the concept of cessation of existence. I think it makes sense, but the only thing I hold fast to is 1) that I do not know and 2) that God's desire will be done.

And without Christ's sacrifice, his defeat of death and sin, the gift of the Spirit of God to urge us to pursue holiness, we would still be slaves to sin and death, corrupted by it, unable to follow God's wise instruction. And as such evangelism is still vitally important (which is a concern I have seen from some) because without the renewing of the mind, as Paul says, there will be no allegiance to Christ.

That said, I do believe there will be nonbelievers who choose life/God. And there will also be some believers who will choose death/sin. Why? Quite simply honestly. There are Christians that won't talk to people who vote differently from them. At the wedding feast of the Lamb there will be Nazis and Jews, Democrats and Republicans, Zionists and Palestinians (the feeling many people feel reading this is the same feeling many Ancient Israelites would've felt reading the last chapter of Zechariah where Jew and non-Jew go up Mount Zion to celebrate Sukkot). Some Christians, like the first century Jewish brethren of Jesus our Lord, will find the love and power of Christ abhorrent, and they will reject him. That all said, i am a hopeful universalist. It is not my hope that anyone would choose death. I want all people - even Hitler - to choose Life. Again: to be a Christian is to desire the salvation of even Hitler. In fact I would say that the end goal is reaching such a state of union with God that you would be willing to die for the salvation of the wicked, but I understand that’s in the deep end and not everyone would agree with that lol.

So... yeah. I don't know how clear this is. I sort of got away from soteriology and into full on eschatology, but as you can tell the two can't really be separated for me, you know? If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

May you have perfect peace, and may the favor of our Lord Jesus the Anointed One, God of Compassion and Favor be with you. Amen.

[aceloha]

What if I.... posted info dump where I ignored English literature rules? Haha just kidding.... unless

JUMPING RIGHT IN- Basically Goggles and the rest of blue team are wizards that are on the spirits good side. They are able to activate havens and have worked with cursed inkilomgs and ocotlings to resolve their issues with the spirits. So imagine Goggels’s joy when he learns about an entire village riddled with cursed people! He finds himself in the market road, seemingly the busiest place in the village, and declares to the curious crowd that he is here to free them of their curses. To which he is met by a sea of laughter. “You think we haven’t tried that?” Mask will pipe in. “If that was a thing we could do, we wouldn’t be hiding out in the middle of the woods, now would we?” Aloha giggles. Goggles is all flushed. He genuinely wants to help these people but they already gave up hope. But his hasn’t failed yet! He arrived about noon, so the rest of the day is spent asking people about their curses and getting an understanding of the towns folk. The sun begins to set and the roads quickly empty. Now Goggles finds himself just standing their. Alone. Until rider sprints past him. “H-HEY WAIT!!!!” He calls. Rider screeches to a halt “CANT IT WAIT, SIR-SPARKS-ALOT?!” Goggles pauses trying to understand what the hell that meant before shaking his head to regain his train of thought “Is there like? An INN? I wasn’t expecting everyone to leave so earl-“ Rider cuts him off “no. There’s not. Remember the whole cursed thing?” he mumbles something rather offensive under his breath and begins to take off again before Goggles calls out to him “CAN I STAY WITH U THEN?!” Rider quickly turns to look at the guy he was dealing with, seeming to study him and somehow maintain peeved and hasty. He glances towards the sun which is just barely visible above the tree line. He grunts “FINE! But you better not slow me down!” And once again resumes his sprint, Goggles trying to keep up behind him, pinching his hat for dear life.

Rider leads him to a cottage a bit of ways out of town and upon entering he is “greeted” by 3 other inklings (Army, Mask, and Skull). They all just kinda stare at goggles who awkwardly waves and smiles. “Your’re really pushin it tonight....” Mask brings his attention away from Goggles to give Rider a condescending look. “I know I know, I just had some things to do and this guy held me up-“ he cuts himself off and presses his palms into his temples. He quickly exits and Mask calls back “ ‘Lo’s already asleep, by the way!” He then returns to studying Goggles who is standing in the doorway of a random cottage filled with cursed people that clearly don’t have a routine involving him, and can’t hide this in any way shape or form. It’s Army that caves from the awkward tension. He kicks at an empty chair next to him. “Sit.” Goggles doesn’t argue. After taking his spot, he looks up towards the hall Rider had exited in. “Is he going to be okay?” he asks nervously? “Yea, he’s just uhh... transforming....” Mask looks away from the table. Goggles stares him down, trying to piece together the words he had just heard “.....what?” Almost on cue, i sheep enters the room from the same hall Rider exited through. “Y. You guys just got sheep in here?” Goggles leans over to get a better view. Skull doesn’t even look up from his book “That’s Rider.” Goggles immediately bursts out of his chair “YOUR CURSE IS SHEEP!?” Rider takes a few steps back “ah. It’s uhm. A bit worse.” Goggles crouches down and pulls out a make shift booklet “Tell me!” Rider takes a moment to decide if this is really worth it. It is. “Basically what happened was I was a part of a ceremonial group to thank the spirit of bounty. Unfortunately, we had gotten lost in the fog and I took command of the group despite not being the leader. What I didn’t know what the spirit of greed was present and this was all to their plans. I led the group to.... a slaughter. I was able to get away and made it to bounty’s shrine. Lacking the required service. They where angered by my decisions and how I was the only one to fall for greeds tricks and didn’t even try to save my fellow worshipers. They cursed me so that I could no longer feel strength in myself, trapping me in the body of a lamb at night. And if I do try to find power in this state I will be punished.” Goggles is fascinated and craves all the information he can possibly get “what do you mean by punished?” he still has a goofy smile on his face and is prepared to write more information down. Rider is rather blunt with this one “You see these horns? Small and useless yea? Well, if I seek power they will rapidly grow. And grow. And burrow throw my eyes, forever blinding me both in and out of this form”Goggles freezes “ah. Du-duhm ho-ho-hokay! Cool cool. Very cool. Uh what about y’all!” He quickly stands up and desperately awaits the other threes response.

Army stares down at the table “I was displeased with the spirit of fauna because they where reluctant to grant me and my comrades the food we needed for winter. Harvest day was near and I decided to take maters into my own hands. I attempted to make a deal with them. And while where granted our food, it rotted within a number of days. Out of anger I took the freshest appealing squash and coated it in a poison and left it at the spirits shrine as an “offering”. The next moon, I was awoken by a burning pain through my whole body, and the spirits presence. They explained me that I was already risking myself, forcing them to give us our rations and attempting to poison them was my down fall. I fled my village before sun rise, all the while the poison intended for them was eating away at my skin. Now, I must always give back to the land what I take, otherwise the gaps will gr-“ goggles cuts him off “OK OK I GET IT! YOU HAVE WHOLES IN YOUR SKIN AND THEY CAN GET WORSE CUZ YOU TRIED TO POISON A SPIRIT-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!” “I WAS ANGERED AND I DIDNT KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES!” Army still refused to make eye contact.

“Ok ok ok YOU! What about you? I’m sure not everyone has a gruesome backstory!” Goggles points to Mask, who interns chuckles “I went to the shrine of power-” goggles drops his booklet and drops his head into his hands and groans from behind them “... Yep. The spirit caught me. They said they could give me the power I was looking for, at a cost. I declined.” cue another sorrowful moan from Goggles “they cursed me so that if I ever breathe the night air, I become a disfigured monster, trillions of eyes, stretched limbs, melty, all that good stuff. And I won't be able to control myself. It'll last till day beak and that’s kinda it. Oh, but please note that transforming into it is the most painful thing. The limbs rapidly contorting and growing, ur entire insides churning all at once. And then the eye thing-” Goggles holds out a hand “stop. Just. Just stop.” Mask chuckles.

“What about that Aloha guy? What, he just has like, sleeping beauty vibes?” A silence falls onto the room “....he tried to steal from the spirit of life’s shrine-” Mask happily adds to which Goggles lets out an anguished sigh. “Yeeeeep! Basically, his whole shmuck is that he wasn’t aware enough of life itself so he has to fall asleep before sundown and- you remember how his arms and legs where all wood-y from earlier? Ya so they become roots and all his remaining energy is given to the earth. BUT if he doesn’t fall asleep before then, the wood grows. And if left unchecked, it will fully encase his, trapping and him and then growing inside him, till he no longer has any energy and the wood will grow and he becomes a willow tree!”

Goggles doesn’t even look up from his book, just tapping his pen against the table over and over. “And what about you” he sighs, motioning to Skull. “..... I tried to kill the spirit of the heavans.” Goggles drops his pen “ they didn’t give me any exceptions like these guys. So now,” he removes his gloves to reveal a black and red burn that’s crawling up his arm “this is the hand I tried to kill them with, this is the hand that kills me. This stuff slowly spreads, no matter what, and when it covers my whole body. Well. You can take a guess...” Goggles is left baffled. All these inkling had fucked up much worse then he had thought. He fiddles with his hat before closing his book. “Ain’t gonna lie. You guys suck. BUT it is my duty to save u! So what do ya say? LETS GET STARTED ON MAKING IT UP TO THE SPIRITS!!!” The room is once again silent before mask burst out laughing “I say, we go to bed and deal with ur weird hero complex tomorrow” Army stands up and makes his way twoards the staircase by the door, the rest following. “H-HEY COME OOOON! Guys I need to help you! GUYS!” Goggles awkwardly trails behind

And yep yep ya that’s all lol. Also if u actually read this I love u come here let me kiss u on the cheek 💖

[justshygirlthings]

You are the next Supreme

Thor Odinson x witch!reader

A.N this imagine is going to be a special one because it is my first ever request! So this imagine will be a cross over between the MCU and AHS Coven. I hope you all enjoy this as much I did writing it! And if there are any spelling or grammar errors I’m am very sorry for that, please try and ignore them 😂

Request: The reader- is no less than a Supreme (can be male or female, I know that there is no male supremes but... we can make an exception) and the reader catches feeling for Thor? Or someone else from the Avengers

@weyaoiloverforever this one is all for you! I hope this isn’t bad I really tried my best, I kinda rushed it a little bit at the end but I hope that it’s okay. I still hope you like it❤️

You had been at Miss Robichaux's Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies for as long as you could remember. Cordelia, the current supreme had always been there for you, taught you everything that you knew. She was like a The mother that you never had. At first you were scared of your power, but Cordelia had taught you to embrace that power and use it for the greater good. Your powers eventually got stronger to the point where you could be the next supreme. But you highly doubted that. You weren’t as powerful as Cordelia, but when you told her, she seemed to believe that you were the next supreme.

You were currently taking a stroll through the streets of New Orleans. Nothing to exiting happened here, but when you noticed that people had be fading away, that caught your attention.

You ran to the Coven as fast as you could. You had to tell Cordelia.

“Cordelia!” You exclaim frantically as you burst through the front door.

“Y/n! What is it?!” Cordelia rushes to you immediately when she heard you calls.

“The people,” you breathed. “There fading away.” You say.

In fact when you heard yourself you sounded crazy.

“What?” Cordelia questions. “I don’t believe you, are you feeling alright?” She reached up to touch your forehead to see if you were hot. But you weren’t.

“I swear to you I saw them fading!” You exclaim again.

“Um Miss Cordelia? What’s happening!?” A young which questions behind you.

You quickly turn and see her body begin to turn to dust. You watch in horror. What the fuck is happening?!

“Y/N, warn the others. Get Zoë and meet me in the living room.” Cordelia says as she walked to the pile of dust.

You run around the coven, searching and warning everyone to head to the living room at once. Your pretty sure that everyone had made it down but you couldn’t find Zoë.

You walk to her room, knocking on the closed door.

“Zoë? Are you in there-.” You cut yourself oof when you found a pile of dust on her bed.

“No...” you whisper, tears falling down your face. Walking over to what was left of her, you touch the dust. “Oh Zoë, we needed you the most.”

A few months had passed since the disappearance of the witches. And to be honest, you hadn’t gotten over it yet. You had found out by the news that it was someone named Thanos that had snapped at wiped out 50% of all living things and that the Avengers has tried to stop him.

It was the first time in your life that you had heard of the Avengers. But you had to admit, the God of Thunder really struck your interest.

You were broken out of you me thoughts of the god when you felt a tap on your shoulder.

“How’s the research coming along?” Cordelia asked.

“Oh, it’s fine.” You reply.

You had kept Zoë’s ashes? Dust? What ever it was, so you could figure out if you could bring her back.

“Out of all the seven wonders, resurrection is the hardest to conquer.” Cordelia laughed a little.

“Yes, it’s always the hardest one for me to do.” You say.

“If you keep working at it, you will be able to do it, and become the next supreme.” She has a little smile on her face.

“I’m not the next supreme, you are the best supreme this coven ever had! There’s no way I could top you.”

“You never know Y/n. Wether you like it or not, I know you are the next supreme.” Cordelia stated.

You smiled a little. Maybe you were the next supreme.

The door bell rang in the distance.

“I’ll go get that, you keep working on finding a way to bring our beloved Zoë back.” She walked out of your room and down the stairs.

You look back at the resurrection spell in your hands. Thinking of how to turn dust back into a human.

“Um Y/n, Cordelia wants you down i here office immediately.” One if the witches tells you.

You scrunch your eyebrows together in confusion. You leave your room a walk down the stairs. Your boots echoing each step you took. You felt a strong presence in Cordelia’s office.

Who the hell was here?

“Miss Cordelia you needed me?” You stop short when your e/c meets his bright blue ones.

“Y/n, I would like you to meet Steve Rogers and Thor Odinson.”

“Nice to meet you ma’am.” Steve said.

“Hello Lady Y/n.” Thor said making a blush rise to your cheeks.

“Nice to meet you both.” You say.

“Y/n here is one of the best witches at this Academe. She is also one of the most powerful.” Cordelia starts. “She will be the next supreme, if I might add.”

Your eyes go wide. “Cordelia, what is this about?” You ask as politely as possible.

“They need someone to help them figure out this mess. Of course they weee affected by this a lot more than we were. They need our help.” She explained.

“We heard that you are the most powerful witches in the world. We could really use that to help us.” Steve begged.

“I would love to help you guys but, Cordelia’s the supreme, the most powerful out of all us wiches, she’s the one you need, not me.” You said.

“Y/n, you will go with them, I know the power that you posses, you are the next supreme. Now pack your things, you are going with these gentlemen to help them make things right.”

You tired to speck but Cordelia beat you to it.

“Go.” She said.

You didn’t bother to fight back, and slowly left the room.

“Lady Y/n, let me help you.” Thor offered from behind you.

You turn to face his large frame.

“Uh sure,” you smile. “I’ll lead you to my room.”

You both start to head upstairs to your room.

“This place is so fascinating.” Thor said amazed.

“Yeah, this place has been here since the Salem Witch trials. It was a Heavan for lost witches in need of protection.” You proudly say.

“And is it true that you are the ‘next supreme’” he asked.

You stop in your tracks. “I’m not sure.” You said quietly.

Thor patiently waited for you. He took that time to obsurve you closely.

“You are beautiful.” He muttered.

You look up at him. “Did you say something?”

Thor got flustered. “Oh no I didn’t.” Then had a goofy smile on his face.

You smile at him. “My rooms right here.” You said then walked in. Searching for a suitcase to put your stuff in.

“Nice room that you have here.” Thor said.

“Thank you.”

“What’s this?” He asked.

You look at what he was holding. It was Zoë’s ashes. A sad smile fell in your face.

“That’s my friend, Zoë.” You say quietly. “Or what’s left of her. She disappeared during the, well what ever you call it.”

“The snap.” Thor said. “I’m sorry for your loss.”

“It’s fine I guess. I’ve been trying to find ways to bring her back. Like resurrecting her, but I don’t have the power to do that yet. I can do many other things like the rest seven wonders but just not resurrection.”

“The sever wonders?” He questioned.

You giggle, you start to pack your things. “ The seven wonders are the powers that you have to complete in order to be the supreme, can only accomplish 6 not all 7.”

”and that’s resurrection. The one you can’t do.” He said.

“Yes, that’s right.”

As you pack your things, both you cans Thor go to know each other better. And each time he would laugh or smile at something you said, butterflies would flutter in your stomach. You began to think that maybe going with him wouldn’t be so bad after all. As long as you could be with Thor that is.

Leaving the coven was the hardest thing you ever had to do.

“Be strong Y/n, focus on your power and become what you are meant to be. The next supreme.”

“I’ll miss you Delia.” You cry.

“I’ll miss you too Y/n.” She said and pulled you into a big hug.

You pulled away and wiped your tears, walking over to the car that Thor and Steve had already been in.

You get in with a sigh.

“Welcome to the Avengers Y/n.” Thor said with a big smile.

Another couple months had passed by and you could not have been happier. Everyone else though was still morons their losses. You understood though. You had lost someone too. But Thor was the only one that you ever talked to. He told you everything about him. His family and adventures. He trusted you. And you trusted him. Soon the both of you had known each other like the back of your hands. You had feelings for him. Each day they grew and grew. But he mustn’t know that, you don’t wanna ruin the friendship you had together.

“Thor, can I ask you something?” You ask quietly.

“Anything Lady Y/n.” He turned his full attention to you.

“Have you ever been in love?” You say.

“Once, but it didn’t last long. She wasn’t the right one for me.” He said.

“Would you ever fall in love again?” You ask, hoping he would, and hopefully fall in love with you.

“I already have.” He looked at you with those beautiful blues eyes. His hand reached up to brush some hair out of your face. “That love is all for you.” He said quietly.

Everything moved in slow motionz when your lips met everything around you slowed, like time stopped. The only thing that mattered was the two of you. You both pulled apart with large smiles on your faces.

“I’ve loved you since the day I saw you. And with my love I will help you become the supreme that we need.” He said.

“I love you two Thor.” You smiled, leaning in again to kiss his soft lips.

[might-be-a-zygon]

Femslash February 2021 Masterlist

Soufflaker

In My Dreams Shadows Call

Red: The Doctor is having strange dreams about a woman in red. Who’s this phantom from her past, and why is she coming back now?

I Was in the Seventh Heavan

Lips: The TARDIS goes a little haywire and decides to drop the Doctor off somewhere she really, really shouldn’t be.

Our Eyes Will Adjust

Electricity: Human AU. Clara isn't the biggest fan of her neighbour, but when the power shorts out who else is she going to ask for help?

She's Always Been There

Superhero AU: Jane Smith is determined to find out the identity of the Impossible Girl- Only maybe it isn't quite that easy.

Thasmin

Joan's Crazy Brown Eyes

Pride: Just a short scene of Human AU Thasmin fluff.

And All the Flowers will Bloom

Buttercup: Yaz and the Doctor take a break from the rest of Team TARDIS to have a date. The Doctor talks about home.

The Mother that Never Was

Daisy: The Doctor starts to open up to Yasmin a little more about her past and the family that she lost.

Sunflower of Yorkshire

Sunflower: Yaz talks to Sonya about her crush on the Doctor.

Love is Always Good

Gold: Yaz finds an old ring. The Doctor (with a nudge from the TARDIS) opens up a little more about her past.

Thrissy

Take Me Back in Time to Love You

Orange: The Doctor runs into a figure from her past while trying to remember home.

Just a Monster in a Cage

Shame: After her stint in prison the Doctor decides to go back and apologise to someone she put through the same thing.

Let's Make Her Beautiful

Hair: The Doctor isn't used to having longer hair, and really, who else would she call for tips?

Barking Mad Cinderella

Castle: Someone is trying to play a joke on the Doctor- the only issue? Them getting out is dependent on the Doctor's ability to do things by the book and not break the rules.

Live Before We Die (and Dance)

Hands: The Doctor is alone, about to regenorate, and throwing herself one hell of a pity-party in a seedy bar. For once, the Universe decides to be kind, and she runs into an old friend.

Misffle

New, and a Bit Alarming

Feather: Missy slips out of the vault for a little bit to make up for a past misdeed.

Love is Like a Small Umbrella

Silver: When things go very wrong for Clara on an outing, salvation comes from the most unlikely source.

Beause You've Met Your Match

Historical AU: Clara isn't at all fond of the Davis children's new governess. She's constantly cross, cruel to the children, and seems to know far more than she should- by all accounts Clara should avoid her. So why can't she seem to stay away?

Space Wives

To See You Smiling at Me

Mermaid AU: Thea's facination with humans has always gotten her into trouble, but when she finds a certain pirate in need of rescue, how can she refuse?

True to You Darlin' (In My Way)

Green: The Doctor can be a real hypocrite when it comes to jealousy sometimes- especially when she stumbles across her wife's wedding.

Lumiteen

Because it's Written in the Stars

Yellow: Every time the Doctor meets a new Master, she gets a new colour. This woman is no Master, so how has she given the Doctor something so bright?

The Wicked Die Alone

Violet: The Doctor runs into a newly-regenorated Lumiat while looking for an old friend.

StarChips

We'll See Both Sunlight and Storms

It’s a risky date when you’re technically made of liquid, but they couldn’t resist stopping to watch the solar flare.

Just in Two Short Paragraphs

Water: Superpowers AU. Bill and Heather run into each other on a night out. The flirting goes... well?

W!Masmin

I Am There Inside

Paranormal AU There's someone in Yasmin Khan's mirror, and she's determined to find out who they are- even if nobody else believes her.

Some Girls Were Rational (But Yasmin Was Not)

Lily: Revisiting W!Master and Yasmin. Yasmin finally gets the gateway open to free her Master.

Clashildr

Into the Eye of the Storm

Heart: Ashildr's heart will never stop beating, and Clara's will never beat again. Clara spends a few quiet moments listening to Me's heartbeat and reflecting on the direction her life has taken.

[fangirlingabout]

Entertaining to the MAX

As someone with an... approximate knowledge of the DC universe and more specifically the BatFamily (most of which being from littlenightwing), and as someone who just enjoys really funny comedies and great animation, I pretty much was doomed to love this movie. 

But hell, even without all that “””bias””” what makes this movie so especially bitchin’ is how it succeeds at pretty much everything it sets out to do. Make a good follow-up to the Lego Movie? Check. Strike a great balance as a kids movie? Check Two. 

Bring the BatFamily to the big screen again (FINALLY) in a way that can make general audiences fall in love with them? All checks. All of them, those checks are yours now. 

Be a good spoof movie---a genre so dead it needed to be revived with little tiny lego defibrillators? A THUNDERSTORM OF CHECKS RAINING DOWN FROM THE HEAVANS.

Doing a Comic Book Movie

Adapting anything to film is magic trick and a half, but adapting comic books---90 years of them, for that matter---is a whole magic show. It’s no small feat to capture the heart of the characters and world and what makes it so beloved.

Add that on top of the magic you need to perform to make a good spoof movie, which takes that deep understanding and builds off it (ayyyy) in exaggerated, hilarious ways. Plus, like I said, the entire spoof genre has been left in the hands of the people who made the Scary Movie franchise, which has fallen so far from... well, I don’t want to say grace, but you get my point. There’s only been bad parody movies coming out in the mainstream for years now.

But if I’d trust anyone to manage both kinds miracles, I guess I’d have to give it to Phil Lord and Chris Miller! Even if you don’t know their names, you’ve probably laughed at their work (well, with their work): Clone High, Cloudy a Chance of Meatballs, 21 Jump Street, (A few episodes of) How I Met Your Mother, (the pilot of) Brooklyn 99, and, obviously, the Lego Movie itself.

Basically, these are two writer/directors best bros who I’ve loved ever since I was young with Clone High because that’s exactly my sense of humour---and they’re still killing it to this day.

And thank god, they manage to nail this movie on so many levels. 

What really rocks is how thoroughly they understand Batman’s corner of the DC universe---not just for the amazing, nerd-level-100 references from all sorts of Batman media, but because in order for the comedy to really work, they have to make a super-fan love for all things Batman infectious.

And it works. So, so well!

And the parody aspects of this movie work for the same reason. It’s like the old saying goes “it’s funny because it’s true.” Sure, it’s exaggerated for a punchline, but if it didn’t come from a genuine place to begin with that exaggeration wouldn’t be able to carry the movie.

The BatFam and Rogues Gallery 

AND THIS IS THE BEST PART.

See, the BatFamily hasn’t come to the big screen aside from the mostly-straight-to-DVD-but-if-they’re-in-theaters-they’re-limited-release animated movies, which leaves legions of starving BatFam fans waiting for their favourite characters to even get a slight mention or blink-and-you’ll-miss-it background reference.

The Arkham games (and of course the comics themselves) are enough to keep them alive, but the fact that 1997′s Batman and Robin killed all possible BatFamily movies for basically 20 years means it’s been rough.

So, now we have the first real inclusion on the BatFamily! It’s a parody of them, but at least since it’s a good parody that does demonstrate some understanding of the characters and how meaningful their relationships are, it’s enough! At least, for now. My hope is that having a popular, awesome movie with some BatFamily members in it will open the door to even more BatFam to come!

Because look, I have to take this character by character for a second to really show why this could hopefully be the building blocks (AYYYYY) for something even greater down the line (or, great in a different way, I should say).

Let’s start with Dick Grayson as Robin. This Dick Grayson is mostly a parody of the original TV boy wonder, Burt Ward. Which works, even though it’s not an accurate portrayal of more modern incarnations of his character. Michel Cera somehow managed to really make this character endearing when he could’ve been pretty annoying, as high energy as he is.

The best comparison I can make for animation fans is, well, Wander, from Wander Over Yonder, but without the country accent. There’s an adorable beating heart always on display that makes him lovable---he’s even got some quieter moments thrown in there---and the way the lines are delivered never crosses that line into annoying-sidekick territory. 

So, this Dick is a good Dick. He still serves the role even modern Dick Grayson did as Robin, to be the hopeful light in the dark knight’s world. 

And see, if they took inspiration from lego Dick Grayson at all when adapting modern Dick, I hope they keep that idea intact---because no matter what incarnation of Dick we’re going for, his humour and kind lightheartedness even in the face of a dark world and immeasurable pain---that’s what makes him a wonderful son character for Batman. 

Well, that and how much they love each other, obviously, but thankfully, that’s another thing this movie doesn’t skimp out on. Since its a comedy, the writers get away with Dick using the words “dad” or “padre” (dad) or even “batfamily” a glorious amount of times. So even if there’s since going to be a wait before we get to see a serious portrayal of their father-son relationship, it’s honestly enough to know some people in Hollywood actually know.

Barbara/Batgirl gets a great role as well. Not necessarily all points are stellar (the recent Killing Joke movie aside, I’ve been told Barbara and Batman don’t have a relationship that’s sexual in nature most of the time, so it’s just kinda... creepy; thank god they didn’t make them end up together in this movie), but it’s small in comparison to the awesomeness of lego Barbara.

Granted, I know much more about Dick Grayson than I do about Barbara (you know who to thank for that), but at the very least, I appreciate that her role in this movie is competent, well-accomplished straight-man and not damsel in distress, which even I know is so not Barbara (The Killing Joke is hard story to adapt without, y’know, using her as a plot device in kinda awful ways, so I’m just glad to see her not be used that way).

That’s the kind of thing I hope they’ll carry over when it’s time for a more serious Barbara story. In this movie, she feels a bit too much like Wild-Style from the first Lego Movie, and I would’ve loved to see even more of Barbara’s character and what makes her unique (again, this is something I need to learn), but yeah, definitely a step in the right direction.

Alfred’s had some great adaptions over the years in terms of movies, but I will say I don’t think it’s been acknowledged before what a father figure (and in turn grandpa figure) he is in the BatFamily. Good to see him get his due.

And I mean overall, there’s this whole other side to Batman, BatDad, that has been sorely missing from cinema. We’ve seen the brooding loner Batman done well, but there’s so many stories to tell when you bring in his surrogate family, and you can see that in this movie!

Oh, and the Joker?

Absolutely adorable. Which... isn’t something I’d normally advocate saying, but they really have fun with his and Batman’s relationship in such a great way. Protect this clown child please (again specifically this version).

And that’s not even counting the dozens of other rogues that get a hilarious cameo in this movie. It’s all so fantastic, I need to rewatch it just to get all the jokes involved with them because I was laughing so hard I missed some.

So it works as a (spoofed) BatFamily story, a comedy and a parody movie, and even just a really well done animated kids movie in general.

This is definitely what I would call a hyper-active movie---the jokes come hard and fast and don’t really stop---but it can also take it’s time for the characters (and hell, even for the comedy; long, quieter jokes that just keep going are always a risk, but like the sloth scene in Zootopia, the times they make that gamble it pays off).

Even just as an animated movie, look at this shit:

The photo-realistic Lego-based animation from the first movie combined with a neon colour scheme that ends up being so fitting for Lego Gotham... is bootiful. It’s some beautiful animation (and the comedic timing just makes it better)!

And the score? The score is always hilariously timed---every song choice is there for a specific purpose. That’s probably the best way to look at this movie: not a moment goes to waste.

Really, it’s a family of excellent elements all working together to make one hell of a whole.

[mattscafe]

I think I have found heavan, or what should be called ice cream heavan and it’s name is Swensen’s.

While on the hunt for food, this foodie stumbled into an intoxicating smell of ice cream, waffles and damn right goodness.

  Ok, maybe a little OTT, but you get the drift of what I’m trying to say. My partner and I came across this little ice cream parlor while trying to find somewhere to go for dinner on evening, while we were on holiday in Bangkok, Thailand, and this little gem was it.

  We had been out and had some nice food, but we saved ourselves our dessert stomach for this place, and we are so glad that we did.

  We were given a table very quickly, so no real wait, but we could seriously see how busy this place was, as it was packed. We sat at our table and given a huge menu to choose from, I was of course looking around to see what other people had and what looked good. Worst thing I could of done, I wanted everything, it all looked fantastic.

  So after spending nearly 10 minutes working out what I wanted, to the frustration of my partner, I settled on an Oreo Brownie. Now, Oreo’s are my second favourite buiscuit, ahead of the good old bourbon, but 1 place behing the custard cream. As for cakes, yeah the brownie is top.

  So I thought this would be it for me, I then had to decide what I wanted to drink, I went with the name as it sounded interesting, but didn’t have a clue as to what I had just ordered.

  Within a very short space of time, the staff brought over what I can only describe as a large foaming glass, followed by my Oreo Brownie.

OMG, what the hell had I ordered?

  Simply, the Orea brownie was a thin waffle base, a bit like an ice cream cone, topped with cookies and cream ice cream, thai banana’s, brownies, squirty cream, crushed Oreo’s and topped wih a chocolate coverd cherry. Before I say anything more, I have to explain about the cherry, it isn’t a normal cherry, this one is special. Now I love fresh cherries but absolutely detest glacier cherries. Now this little wonder, I don’t know what they have done to it but it looks like a glacier cherry cover in cholcocate, but 1, they have already removed the stone, 2, they have made it take like a cherry bakewell and 3, I need to know where I can buy a tub of these or at least a recipe so I can share it.

Now the foaming drink that looking like something from a halloween prop, was actually none other than coca cola and vanilla ice cream, yum.

  Well let’s just say, both we’re dealt with appropriately, and by that, well, you can see from the picture what I mean.

  This place was unreal, we have vowed to go again before we leave, this time, I’m not sure what I will be having, but I have no doubt that it will take me at least 10 minutes to decide.

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If you are going to Bangkok, you NEED to try this place out, this is in Terminal 21, Asok, Bangkok, Thailand.

Service is great, ice cream and drinks are awesome. I’m going to do something that I never thought I would do with a dessert place, or any food place for that matter, I have to rate this place and I have to give it a 5 STAR.

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