#all the way baby

[ivetried27nameswhataboutthis1]

Wednesday: There you go. Happy Birthday.

Xavier: Aw. You got me a card? I didn’t think you’d remember. Thank you.

Wednesday: No problem.

Xavier: Wednesday?

Wednesday: Yes?

Xavier: Why does this say “Dear Jack”?

Wednesday: Because that’s your name.

Xavier: No, it’s not.

Wednesday: You’re name is not Jack?

Xavier: Not even close.

Wednesday: Oh. Is it too late now to ask you what your name is?

Xavier: Wow

Wednesday: I’ll take that as a yes.

[biteable-pink-pixie]

You’re such a fucking babe, with an amazing personality

[remarcely]

One day I'm going to go a whole day reading fics without a single Harry Potter references slapping me in the face

[transgirl-from196]

Gotta be the top hat. I need to look

fancy 🧐 🎩

while i win, of course

Fuck zodiac signs, what piece you picking?

[hkthatgffan]

ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺

"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[anothersuperstition]

there was a summer i started collecting knives…

[jjskiaraa]

You know what I cannot wait for? The day we have an election and we don’t have to say vote like your life depends on it because it does. This man has seeped into every facet of our lives for almost TEN years. Think about that. With one simple vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz he’s cooked-forever, and we won’t have to deal with that urgency again. We can have real policy debates and make actual progress again, once he is gone for good. So let’s do this thing one last time let’s vote like our lives depend on it and get back a better politic.

[anna-scribbles]

emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

[wulfhalls]

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

[phantom-peachie]

what a little freak (i am fighting back the motherly instinct to raise him as my own)

[temaranthis]

yknow how Obi-wan and Quinlan are really close friends and that probably means Aayla and Anakin have a weird sibling/cousin relationship. and that make way for some really funny stuff.

for example, the jedi got to pick battalion colors at the beginning of the war, and Aayla's blue right? so she's like, "hm, it'd be fun if i matched with my men right?", and she goes the next morning and find out that Anakin, the little shit, has already taken blue. He doesn't even like blue.

and thats my little headcanon about how the 501st ended up being painted blue.

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[swannsways]

favorite Angus Tully's quotes, The Holdovers (2023) dir. Alexander Payne

[haunted-xander]

I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)