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hinamie · 2 months ago
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back on my free! brainrot
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago
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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
(poll results here for context)
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ef-1 · 3 months ago
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If I think about the double standard and the disparity with which the media handled Daniel in comparison to everyone else I may lose my mind.
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sctumsempra · 1 year ago
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androgynous summer snape save me
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ohpsshaw · 9 months ago
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All Typhus wanted was to go to his stupid friend's stupid coronation and now he has his stupid memories back and feels the stupid crushing weight of Father's disappointment for not killing indiscriminately this whole time. Coping has been hard.
Typhus and I are HUGE Sceleritas fans. I like to imagine that every night-visit is actually two hours long, with Typhus telling Sceleritas all about his week and then ignoring all his advice. Some part of him recognizes and trusts his butler, just not enough to kill all his friends. …but if it’ll get him back in daddy’s good graces, maybe…
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stephiii29 · 9 months ago
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His hips don’t lie
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cock-guillotine · 3 months ago
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i take solace in the fact that no matter how insane i get about speirs, lipton will always be worse
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urproblematicfav-arsonk · 2 months ago
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Valangel hc of the day:
Val makes Angel go with him to Hell Hobby Lobby(which is just normal hobby lobby tbh) to get art supplies every month when he runs out. Angel would genuinely rather be back at the club being trafficked then spend 5 hours pretending to care about different paint color names, or all those lil wooden doll house parts and Val's new plans to make a miniature version of Vee Tower. Val hits him if he doesn't keep it up the entire trip.
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hyacinthsdiamonds · 5 months ago
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Ted saying that no driver has had this level of attention on them since Michael Schumacher...
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Gentlemen, a short view into the past; Max's debut season, his Red Bull debut, the literal rule changed as a result of his debut in the sport... oh and everyone and their mother calling Kimi Max 2.0 and Toto's second chance at signing debut!Max since he failed the first time around...
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1eos · 6 months ago
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goalposts of gender moving every month it's getting absurd. like now if you're good at any kind of sport you're a man. if you make a white woman sad you're a man. hell if you have any testosterone at all you're a man. we're all men atp let's all go demand a 20% pay raise #closingthepaygap
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carmyprosecco · 1 year ago
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How do you write ride
like you’re running out of time?
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idon-twannabeperceived · 29 days ago
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Xenophobic girlies are gonna eventually need to get used to Argentinians winning yk?
Just say you hate to see sudacas doing as well as Europeans and move on 'cause like wtf are even these "dramas" y'all are coming up with?
We will keep winning so just learn to deal with it
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jarvislover · 21 days ago
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
Art creds:
wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)
vv3spa (on Twitter)
karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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hamletthedane · 6 months ago
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big month for fans of sports and women
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applepixls · 6 months ago
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watching ren's scootball episode and joel being the aggressive star scootball player? there is so much room for aus and rival scootball team stuff with etho...
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fobnsfwdoodlesbackup · 3 months ago
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Finding out Pete wrote the lyrics for Baby Blackout by Daisy Grenade and going insane. She was a teen girl writing about a breakup your honor. Anyways, here's Pete on the cover of his own shojo manga because he deserves it and I think he'd like it.
(more webweave-y gender truthing type shit below the cut)
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