#all over fake ass dolls 😭

[dmsr-art]

sometimes i randomly remember that someone said this to me LMFAO

[bkgsdoll]

Hcs of Bakugo with a reader who LOVES gore, horror stuff, etc? :P

oo this is such a unique req!! theyre short tho sorry :C

he always wants to take u to haunted houses + eerie escape rooms bc u lovee that stuff "for some weird ass reason"

ur guys' halloween costumes were so good!! especially bc of the fake blood katsuki bought for u two!! (u obviously picked his costume but he wasnt going to dress up anyway, so he let u)

u look so sweet + innocent on the outside with ur cute little skirts and pink accessories but you actually hyperfixate too much over horror movies, creepy dolls/collectables, etc!

speaking of hyperfixating, you can yap about ANY horror film for like 15 minutes and he will still listen to every word you're saying even if he has no fucking clue what you're talking about.

katsuki was never against the horror genre-- he didnt mind it. but it wasnt really ever his thing (still isnt). but he's joined you on the couch a few times when you were binge watching movies you hadn't seen yet (and he criticizes each one after too!)

"worst movie ever-- every fucking jumpscare was too damn predictable."

but if you watch one with heavy gore, he's OUT! it makes him nauseated to the point where he has to step out of the house to get some fresh air for a bit LMAO

lets u do creative makeup on him!! u go all out too: scary contact lenses, stage blood dripping out of his eyes, and intricate damaged scars

like imagine being in ur silly girly room all cute and soft and then theres katsuki with a face full of terror 😭

[pupyuj]

damn first time ask but likenzjdkdns im such a big gaeul stan i just need sm dom gaeul stuff like i want her to ruin me🥰🥰🥰 i want to feel her cock inside me and idk maybe breed me oh whoops🥺 djmsjdkdjsis

me too anon, me too.. oh did i say that 🤭🤭 this was one of my favorite asks to write like.. gaeul, the things you do to my headddd 😵‍💫

who said gaeul makes up for her height with her big dick—

i imagine that g!p gaeul's urges are very random 😭😭 like maybe you're in the practice room with the girls, watching them rehearse for a special lil performance—one for their concert, maybe—and you're just sitting off to the side, sometimes scrolling on your phone, adorably trying to imitate the dance moves, or literally just staring off into space and still, gaeul will feel the strong need to fuck you stupid 😳😳😳

and that's exactly what'll happen... as soon as the girls get a break, gaeul takes your wrist and drags you out of the room, her cock growing harder and harder as your scent started filling her senses,,, she takes you to a single-stall bathroom and pins your back against the sink,, "it should be illegal to look this cute in a stupid skirt..." gaeul says, her hands caressing your thighs.

"i like this skirt, though?" you said with a fake frown,, you loved seeing her like this, however 🤭 she was one of the more quiet and serious members but that was what made her so hot to you, and knowing she was a borderline sex-obsessed perv behind closed doors made her even hotter ugh 😩 sjdbekfjd you having to lean down a little to kiss her bcs she is on the tiny side, but she's having all the control 😵‍💫 she's biting your lips, exploring your mouth with her tongue, steadily melting your fucking brain into a puddle while she's feeling your wet cunt through your panties.. and you try to touch her cock but she swats your hand away,,

"come onnn, you have been practicing for hours... i've been waiting all day, unnie..." you whined with a pout. oh you were cute... so cute that gaeul decided that this was gonna be the best quickie of your life 🫣

"yeah? fine then."

and she turns you around to face the mirror,, wasting no time pulling your panties down to your ankles,,, "now you get to watch your pretty little self get fucked... talk about feast to the eyes, hm?" before you knew it, gaeul has pulled her own pants and undergarments down and she gives you exactly what you have been craving: her cock balls deep inside you 😵‍💫😩

gaeul having to slide two of her fingers in your mouth to keep you quiet,, gagging and drooling over her digits, and also moaning bcs she was fucking into you relentlessly 😵‍💫 she gets very lost in the act, her free hand gripping your ass, keeping you steady while slamming her cock inside you :(( eyebrows furrowed in concentration, her own cute moans escaping her mouth bcs god did it feel good to finally use you after hours and hours of practice <333

"you're such a good little doll, aren't you? always gonna be there for unnie when i need you, huh?" she's whispering in your ear, looking at your face through the mirror and only getting more turned on,, you were the prettiest when you were getting fucked out of your mind 🤤🤤

shdehjfjdf gaeul dumping her load inside you with a whimper, some of it even spilling out your hole a little bcs she came a lot :((( you whining when she pulled out, trying to chase after her cock by bending over the sink a little more but gaeul's laughing, patting your ass and shaking her head.

"i gotta get back before they suspect anything, baby... but i'll call you when we're finished. for now, just go home, wait... and wear that lingerie you know i like, alright?"

and well... you can imagine that it was a very wild night! gaeul had to reward you for being her good girl after all! 😚

[beyonddmythoughtssworld]

Can you write something about Rafe eating out reader for this first time? And maybe she was in a past relationship and her ex never would give her oral or finger her (because only cared about his pleasure) basically Reader and rafe making out, he’s undressing her, and she’s just like “aren’t you going to take off you clothes too?” And rafe just smiles and starts kissing down her stomach and she’s just like “why is your head down there-OH”

uncharted territory | rafe cameron x reader

Summary: When finding out you’ve been left unsatisfied in the past, Rafe sets out to rectify the situation.

Word Count: 3.0k

Warnings: 18+ content, innocent!reader, smut, eating out, light spanking, fingering, squirting, oral kink (?)

A/N: i loved writing this innocent reader with rafe is one of my top favorite tropes honestly 😭 thanks for the request🫶🏼

“Earlier… during that game,” Rafe started, breaking the silence in the car. His eyes squinted together as he looked over at you. You slightly cower in the passenger seat, face flushing. You don’t know why you thought he wouldn’t want to talk about it.

“Okay! Never have I ever… snuck out,” You send a smirk to the group as an array of protests all come out at you. You were currently sitting in Rafe’s lap, holding a beer that you two were sharing as you played the drinking game with a group of his friends.

“Oh come on!” His friend Andy exclaimed as he took a shot.

“That’s so not fair,” One of the girls who was perched on Kelce’s lap added.

“That’s complete bullshit. How else did you do shit?” Topper asked incredulously.

“Uh.. I asked,” You deadpan, Kelce rolling his eyes in response as he begins to snore. The girl on his lap slapped his arm to wake him up, the group laughing as you lean into Rafe with a pout, looking at him.

“Babe, they’re making fun of me,” You playfully whine, Rafe leaning up to kiss your lips with a mock pout. “I know, baby. Want me to kick their asses?”

“Yes, please,” You nod, Rafe making a motion to stand when Topper holds out his hands.

“Alright! No time for that,” He says, laughing as Rafe relaxes back into the seat, pulling you back with him. He takes the beer from your hand, taking a sip as Topper continues the game. “Never have I ever…. faked an orgasm.”

Your cheeks flush as all of the girls take a sip, the boys having their own reaction to that as well. Without thinking, you take the beer from Rafe’s hand and take a sip of it before handing it back. You feel Rafe’s hand that was rubbing your thigh freeze, and your eyes widen.

“I’m sorry..”

At your apology, Rafe’s eyebrows furrow even more as he gives you a look of bewilderment, “Sweet girl there’s no reason to apologize. I should be doing that.”

“Why- oh, Rafe..” You give a light laugh, the meaning of his words clicking. You immediately shake your head. “I didn’t mean with you. I’ve never… had to fake it with you.”

He stares at you, eyes tracing your features trying to detect if you’re lying or not. But you weren’t. Even though your sex life was still relatively new, Rafe managed to make you feel things you never thought you could.

“Okay,” He replies after a moment, voice hard. His jaw clenched, Rafe running his fingers over it to relax it as he leans his elbow on the door. “I mean, that’s good. I’m glad. I just assumed that you’ve never done anything before me.”

“Well, not really,” You shrug, elaborating when Rafe gave you a pointed look. “You know the guy I dated before you.”

“..That asshole?”

“You don’t know the half of it.” You scoff. You pause for a moment, feeling awkward talking about another guy with Rafe.  “He would always just focus on himself during sex. We rarely ever did it, anyway, but when we did it was like I was more of a rag doll than a person. And not in a good way.”

Rafe nodded, not making any move to respond for a minute. You start to overthink the longer he’s silent; Rafe is never quiet. You start to think he’s mad at you for not telling him about this sooner.

“So there was never any foreplay for you?”

He pulls you out of your thoughts with that question, and you give him a confused look, “Well, yeah, I would… you know so that he was-” 

Rafe shaking his head stops you, a dry chuckle leaving him. “No baby. I mean he never did anything for you?”

“Like.. fingering?” Your eyes dart around in confusion, continuing with a nervous shrug. “That was only once and I didn’t really like it. Hell, I used to think something was wrong with me before .. well, you.”

Rafe nods again, and you want to scream at him to string a sentence together. But you’re also afraid of what he would say. It was already embarrassing having the bad experience you’ve had with sex; a lot more embarrassing when you have to talk about it to your current boyfriend. What if he thought something was wrong with you now?

“Are you mad at me?” You whisper.  “I’m sorry I never told you before you’ve just always been so..”

You trail off, not knowing a nice way of saying he was batshit crazy when it came to thinking of you and other guys. That’s partly why you haven’t said anything about your past sex life. Rafe had the tendency to be possessive, and so the conversation of you fucking other people before him hasn’t come up.

Especially because you two haven’t even done it yet. You’ve had heated sessions where it could have very much happened, but you’d only been together a few months so it never did.

“I’m not mad at you,” Rafe mutters, fingers flexing on the steering wheel as he scoffs. “I’m mad that you’ve had to deal with some asshole using you. There’s no reason you should ever be left unsatisfied.”

You relax into your seat after that, Rafe switching hands so he can bring a hand over to rest on your thigh. He rubs his thumb along it as he drives to the direction of your house, the conversation seemingly being dropped after that.

•••

You moan as you buck your hips up, Rafe slipping his tongue into your mouth as he presses himself against you. You fumble with the zipper of his pants, Rafe grabbing your hands and locking your fingers together as he presses them next to your head.

"Keep them there," Rafe breathed against your lips, moving to your jaw and nipping at it. He takes his hands from yours, and you have to work to follow his orders and not reach for him as he trails his lips down your neck, biting the flesh. Your head tilts back in pleasure as Rafe slowly lifts up your shirt.

When he pulled up into your driveway, you expected him to just drop you off and leave after the awkward conversation about your past horrible sex life. The way his jaw clenched when you were talking about it, you assumed he was mad at the fact that you never told him you did anything before him.

It's not like you lied; but you knew Rafe assumed he was the first guy you'd ever been with and you didn't correct him. Honestly, you wanted him to be the first. Even though the two of you never went farther than dry humping and a little under the pants action, he offered something your ex never did.

Comfortability.

He was so careful with you, always checking in to make sure you were okay and feeling as good as he was. Your ex-boyfriend only cared about his own pleasure, but Rafe wouldn't even think about himself until you've come at least twice. And that was just with his fingers or covered member.

When Rafe pulled you into the room in a rush, immediately dropping you on the bed and laying between your thighs, you assumed it had to do with his possessive nature. He'd just found out some other guy touched you before, and wanted to show you that you're his now. And as much as you believe in women not being property, you loved belonging to Rafe, because it meant that Rafe belonged to you.

The two of you came close to sex, but Rafe wanted to take things slow. He told you once that he didn't want this to be like how it was with other girls for him; he wanted to build the relationship. Nevertheless, the two of you had needs and more times than not, you acted on them.

Like now.

Rafe sits up, pulling your shirt over your head and throwing it across the room. He puts your hands back next to your head, giving your wrists a squeeze to remind you not to move them, before moving down to your breasts.

He doesn't remove your bra, just yanks it down so your breasts spill out as Rafe's mouth practically waters the sight of them. He takes them in his hands, squeezing them as you squirm on the bed. Your back arches when Rafe tugs on your nipples, and the blonde shakes his head in almost disbelief, "So responsive."

He moves down to your pants, yanking them down your legs and pulling them off before throwing those as well. His eyes scan your figure, breasts spilling out of your bra with your legs spread open for him, a wet patch forming in your panties. You sit up, tugging at the bottom of his shirt when he stops you again.

You pout as he pushes you back down on the bed, hovering over you as he moves your hands right back to the bed next to where your head lays. He leans down to place a heated kiss on your lips, pulling back to give you a stern look, "I said.. Keep. Your hands. There."

You whimper as Rafe lets go of your hands, kissing down your chest again. He plays with your breasts, almost in a trance as he takes either one into his mouth and sucks on them. You moan, Rafe moving down to place wet kisses on your sternum. You watch as he does, lifting your head but not moving your hands, "You don't want me to take your clothes off, too?"

Rafe looks up at you, kissing down until he is right above your belly button. He sends you a small wink as he smirks into your stomach, kissing further down until he is right at the top of your panties. This was all new territory for you, normally Rafe would be pressed against you by now, both of you in your underwear as he grinds his cock against you.

But when Rafe kisses the top of your mound over your panties, moving farther down the bed while spreading your legs to make room for him, you feel your breath pick up in anticipation. He presses your thighs to the bed, you completely exposed as he squeezes them to give you the same command he did with your hands.

"Rafe.." You trail off, breath coming out heavy as he kisses your center over your panties. He takes a finger to move them to the side, and your eyebrows furrow as you try to catch your breath, "Babe, what are you doing- Oh, fuck."

A gasp leaves you as Rafe covers you with his mouth, tongue coming out to lap at your wetness. Your chest rises and falls at a rapid speed as you look down at him. His eyes are closed as he sucks on your center, humming into your pussy. That sends a shock right through you, and your head falls back on the bed as you get used to the feeling of his mouth on you.

You've never felt anything like this before. You felt hot everywhere, your pussy feeling especially warm. The slickness of his tongue mixed with your juices, and you have to bite your lip to hold in a moan as he brings his tongue to your clit, flicking at the nub.

Rafe's hands trail up your stomach to your breasts again, slapping one of them. You look down at him again, seeing his eyes trained on you as he mumbled into your folds, "I need to hear you."

You let go of your lip, the moans tumbling out uncontrollably now as he gives you a nod of approval. He closes his eyes again, moving his mouth up and down your slit. He pushes his tongue to your entrance, pushing the muscle into you as your legs move instinctively to his shoulders.

His nose rubs against your clit as he moves his head back and forth, pushing his tongue deeper inside of you. He groans into you, pulling off of you only to move his hand over your clit, “I knew you’d taste so fucking sweet.” 

He covers you with his mouth again before you can respond, sucking on your clit. Your hands move, coming to his shoulders to grasp or push him off — you’re not sure, too overwhelmed with the sensation to have any proper control over your body right now. Rafe growls, grabbing your hands again and locking your hands with his as he places them next to your hips on the bed.

His grip is firm, tongue moving faster against you as your hips lift. Your legs start to shake, and you feel the familiar coil begin to build before it ultimately breaks, you letting out a small shriek as you start to come on his tongue. He does nothing to slow his movements; if anything, he moves his tongue even faster against you as you roll your hips up to meet his face.

•••

“Rafe, fuck. Please- stop.. oh my fucking God.”

You bury your head into the pillow as you bite it, Rafe’s hand slapping your ass. He pulls back, giving your pussy a little relief from the torture, breath ragged as he commands, “Lift your fucking head. I won’t tell you again.”

You do so, Rafe making it very clear that he wanted to hear you by the way he would growl at you when you even attempted to hide your moans. You couldn’t help it; he was making you feel so good you didn’t know what to do.

You don’t know how long his head has been between your thighs. You don’t know how many times he’s made you come on his tongue, losing count after about six orgasms. He went from having you on your back to flipping the two of you over to make you straddle his face as his tongue never stopped moving against you.

Now, he has you on all fours as he strokes his tongue against your clit. Your whole body is sweating, pussy clenching around nothing as waves of arousal leak down your thighs. You’d never been so wet out overstimulated; and Rafe seemed to enjoy that sentiment. He’s barely come up for air.

You’re pretty sure that’s why he gets so mad when he has to pull off to tell you to stop being quiet — it meant he had to stop.

“You gonna come on my tongue again?” Rafe asks, gripping at your ass before slapping it roughly. Your body lurches forward, and you moan.

“Mhm,” You whimper, Rafe going back behind you. He grips your ass, separating your cheeks and running his tongue back along your folds. He circles his mouth around your clit, sucking it into his mouth. Your eyes roll back, voice coming out in a broken whimper, “Fuck, that feels amazing.”

“Yeah?” He asks, gripping the flesh of your ass and smacking down hard. He pulls away for a second to trail his finger up your slit, kneading your entrance before pushing the digit inside. “Show me how good it feels.”

He brings his mouth back down over your clit, flicking the nub with his tongue. This is new territory for you as well; you never thought fingering could feel so good. But when Rafe curls his finger and it hits a certain spot inside of you, you let yourself succumb to ecstasy.

You start to squirt around his fingers, hearing Rafe’s breath hitch from behind you. You moan loudly, Rafe pumping his fingers faster inside of you, “That’s it, pretty girl. Keep going.”

The next few minutes is a blur of Rafe finger fucking you, hitting that spot continuously as he uses the other hand to rub at your clit. You continue to gush around his fingers, screaming into the pillow as your legs shake. Your mind is fuzzy, not being able to form a coherent though as your pussy clenches continuously around his fingers.

Your orgasm subsides, Rafe flipping you over immediately. You feel a pool of wetness on the bed, squirming when Rafe kisses his way back up your body, settling on your lips and pulling you into another kiss. You moan as you taste yourself on his lips, Rafe pulling away as his eyes bounce around your face.

“You alright?”

You want to laugh at the question. You were more than alright. You felt like you were on Cloud Nine, wanting nothing more than to return the favor. So you tried, fumbling with the pants that were still on him, only for Rafe to stop you again.

“Stop doing that,” You whine.

“You stop doing that,” He teased, kissing your lips softly. “As much as I want that.. and trust me, I do. This was about you, baby.” 

•••

You ended up passing out after Rafe ran a bath for you. You were so sensitive that when you walked it still felt like his warm mouth was still on you, and you blush when you think about how much he seemed to enjoy eating you out.

You’ve never experienced anything like it, and it made you excited for Rafe to introduce you to other things that would make your eyes roll to the back of your head.

Speaking of Rafe, you’re pulled out of your sleep by the same warmth between your thighs. You give a small moan, fluttering your eyes open to look around. When you look down, you notice Rafe’s shirt that you’re wearing is lifted up and Rafe’s dirty blonde hair between your thighs. The sound of your wet pussy and Rafe’s groans echo in the room, and your head tilts back.

You blink your eyes to focus, coming more into consciousness as you gasp out a moan, “Rafe-”

“Shhh, baby.”  He coos, kissing your thighs as he massages them. His eyes were dark with lust as he gazed up at you, “I was watching you sleep and I couldn’t stop thinking about how unsatisfied my baby’s been in the past.”

He tongues at your folds again, and you lift your hips. He pushes them down softly, kissing your clit.

“Just relax, okay?” He softly commanded, eyes trained on your pussy as his tongue darted out over his lips, his breath hot on you. “Let me make up for it.”

[mijlen]

Finally finished with my latest custom doll!

It's a glam take on Minty from My Little Pony (G3), specifically A Very Minty Christmas.

Lots of details went into this doll, and it took far and away longer than any doll I've made before. I lost track, but the hours spent easily go above 20.

Details about the construction below the cut!

Face and body

I started with a Vandala Doubloons base for the face mold, which I sliced open 😱 to create my first set of inset eyes. I just love Vandala's face mold, it's very unique and cute compared to others in the MH line (My base stock box dolls have all been super well loved, btw, so no I didn't destroy a mint in box Vandala. I would NEVER!!) The body was a headless stock box Abby, but I only decided to do that after trying and failing to do a peg-leg transplant on Vandala. It didn't matter, in the long run, since I was going to be painting the entire body anyway. Lots of coats of mint green artist's acrylic, cut with lots of flow builder medium, and about three coats of Mr. Super Clear between those coats of paint, and I had my base.

I knew the silhouette and hair I wanted for Minty from my earliest concept sketches, and looking at them I realized: this silhouette won't look "right" on a standard MH slimline. So it was time for some Apoxie sculpt! I gave her some bust and butt implants, as well as some hip and tummy augmentation to round things out in a way that would better serve the design. Then, more paint and Mr. Super Clear to make the body cohesive.

Hair

The hair is entirely acrylic yarn. Not only wefts, but I also achieved the voluminous high pony look by needle-felting a ratted base, around which the rest of the wefts were attached. Then, I had to curl them. This was by far one of the most time consuming parts of the process, but I love the outcome. I used the hot chopstick technique. That is, heating up a metal chopstick with a straightening iron, and twisting individual strands of hair around it. It keeps the hair from scorching, and allows for some truly tiny, glamorous curls.

Clothes

The gown is hand-sewn, but definitely not removable lmao. It's hard to get such a tight fit on such a tiny doll without using stretch material, and I was using costume satin, so I just glued the bodice down once I'd done all I could with darts and alterations.

The skirt went through a few iterations, with different colors being layered in for the trumpet skirt including sheer mint green, sheer white chiffon, and different shades of pink satin. And yes, those were all fully sewn as I made the decision. 😭 Eventually I went with three tiers in the basic hot pink as the rest of the dress, figuring I would add the contrasting color pops with beading.

Oof, the beading. It was a lot of hand beading. Bedazzling? idk what to call it. All I know is that many hours were spent over a pile of rhinestones and beads with a wax pencil and some Liquid Fusion glue, listening to extremely long YouTube video essays as I worked. The more I added, the more I WANTED to add, and I decided not to pull punches.

I added some volume to the skirt with stiff tulle and a half-assed cage skirt made of armature wire. You can't see it, anyway - it's the EFFECT that matters. Speaking of things you can't see, she's just wearing some unembellished hot pink G1 Draculaura boots. 😂

Details

The accessories, including the peppermints and the Here Comes Christmas Candy Cane, were all made with Apoxie sculpt, hand painted/detailed, and varnished. Perhaps my favorite little detail are her "acrylics," which I added using a technique I saw Hextian use in a video - you touch a dab of hot glue to the doll's finger, then pull it back slowly, and trim once dry. This creates a really fun effect of fake nails.

So yeah. This doll was a labor of love, and I'm so glad I didn't take any half-measures along the way. I'm very proud of her. Hope you like her!

One more note: YES I realize the irony of not having any SOCKS involved in an MLP Minty design. I really do regret this, and agonized over it a LOT. I considered making a “pajamas version” of this same doll so I could do a socks-themed outfit, before I realized the dress would need to be glued on. 

[nightcolorz]

Fuck marry kill Marius, David, Claudia

cw..I get very crude and make some really gross and insane jokes about ig canon typical terrible consent and abuse and stuff. Also if u like Marius or David Talbot u will not like this post 😭 I’m so sorry for this. When I first saw this ask I got SO EXCITED because I am such a huge fan of fmk especially with fictional characters it’s so fun it’s so silly it follows this train of thought that I love to go on. But then I registered who the characters were and I went “ah ok anon wants me dead” 😭😭. This is a pure nightmare scenario, this is a loss-loss, no matter what i choose it will result in me giving in to devastation and going into oncoming traffic. So bad, so bad. Anon what did I do to deserve this.. I live for it though, and tysm for sending this ask, even though thinking about this made sorrowful tears come to my eyes. Here’s my answer 😭

I think it’s really clever and uniquely cruel how you paired Claudia with these two because it forces me to choose either Marius or David Talbot to fuck (unless i want to publicly declare the character in the body of a five year old girl as the best bet for that) so thanks for that, really uniquely sadistic choice. This was difficult, it was really difficult, but I’m going to go with fuck David Talbot. We don’t have as many canonical records of his sex life as we do Marius, and the ones that may or may not exist I am blissfully unaware of because I skipped over the majority of Merrick since I can’t fucking stand David Talbot 😭 So yeah I’ll fuck him, only because I believe it would be significantly less scary then fucking Marius, who feasibly might start beating my ass at some point. I’d probably have to fake an organism if I gave a shit with David bcus he doesn’t know where the clit is (nor does he care) and would be just ramming into me like I’m his teenaged looking 1000 dollar sex doll he lost access to when he left the Talamasca that’s being studied for science now. He’d just looming over me in missionary going “oh blimey! Good god!” Periodically in between pig like grunts until he cums inside me (condom mysteriously breaks), cleans himself up while he doesn’t make eye contact, and leaves. Even still this is leagues better then fucking Marius, who has the threatening unpredictable sternness and barely restrained fury of your dad trying not to beat tf out of you while he explains your math homework to you, which honestly that energy would probably give me a panic attack half way through his sensual biting at my underarm and I’d burst into tears as he watched me with this vaguely infuriated expression at having to both decipher and comfort an inferior female if he wants to continue gyrating his tongue around my main arty until he cums his 11th pair of red pants without me kicking him in his stupid fucking high cheek bones and calling the cops. So yeah, David for fuck…

Marius I’d kill because this is something I often wish I could do in real life, and because marrying him is nightmare scenario of all time. I would literally rather eat my own ass hair. Imagine an existence of just, your freakish blonde man husband is furiously painting your asshole as your heart slams in your chest like a pray animal paralyzed in fear because if you say the wrong thing he may pull out the old whip and send u straight to god. These are the downs of your marriage, the ups are smiling and nodding passively as he explains to you in excessive but ultimately fruitless and dull textbook esc detail the complete history of Rome as your pretend that you care despite him not giving a single shit about whether or not you are enjoying this (he thinks you’re not smart enough to understand anyway). Then your nights end with a romp in the bath where he fists his entire clawed hand up ur puss as he grits his teeth and resists mauling you like an animal. You ask for him to please penetrate you so you might actually get smth out of this and he refuses and instead bitterly strokes your hairless genitals (he forces u to shave ur entire body so that ur baby smooth. he can’t be aroused by a body that looks too mature) until u miserably cum. I don’t know why anyone would want this, he’s not even hot enough to justify that. Oh god I’m talking about sex again. Anyways I’d kill marius and marry Claudia 🥰 yes I am choosing to marry the five year old die mad haters.

Claudia would be a shit wife and she wouldn’t give a single fuck about me but I’d marry her in a heartbeat before David or Marius, Jesus Christ. She’d spend all night every night spending my money on excessive shit she doesn’t need and force me to go with her most of the time because as a five year old appearing women she wouldn’t be allowed to do most things without me being there. We wouldn’t kiss or hug or have sex because I’m not into five year olds and she’s not into anyone let alone me but she would cuddle me sometimes which would be vaguely nice in the way that cuddling a cat is until u realize the cat is only using u for ur bodies warmth and is not endeared to u at all in this moment, basically that’s Claudia. Like a cat with the labor of a child who u occasionally have very interesting and intellectual conversations with when she’s not passive aggressively glaring at you over her book (she takes after her twink ass father).

anyways I hope my answer was satisfactory 😁😁😘😘 fuck David marry Claudia kill Marius ❤️ I’m inviting anyone to send me tvc related fuck marry kills, plz do so because I find them soo fun and I’m basically invincible now that I got the worst one out of the way bless

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Barbie was so good?!? Fucking loved every minute of it, but special shout-out to some things...

(BARBIE SPOILERS below the cut)

This movie was so funny, I can't get over how fucking funny and camp it was, an actual masterpiece 11/10

"This movie is overly feminist and man-hating" - THIS MOVIE AIN'T FOR YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WATCH THE SHITTY FLASH MOVIE THEN IF YOU'RE SO MAD

(haven't actually seen the flash, have seen a few clips on twitter and i'm glad i haven't, i don't want to, don't @ me)

I'll be honest, I had very few Barbie dolls growing up, I had a medium sized doll house that was not for Barbie-height-toys, and so most of my toys were random figurines collected over the years (shout-out to the McDonald's Happy Meal Narnia toys!), but I was still getting pumped at the beginning of this film when the narrator went into detail about how Barbie can have any career, any life she wants etc.

The attention to detail in Barbie-land, like the pools/sea are all flat and not actually wet, there’s no actual liquid in the cups when they drink, no water in the shower etc.

Look, I will fully admit that HOTD has fucked my brain and my taste in men up, and so I'm blaming that for me looking at Ryan Gosling as Ken and going "yes I would like to obliterate that twink" 🙈

There were a lot of kids in my screening who absolutely did NOT get the "beach you off" joke, meanwhile I was sitting there laughing embarrassingly loudly like an idiot

Why was Allan a whole ass mood, I'm sorry but he was so relatable, arguably the best character I fear-

I like that weird-Barbie is basically what a lot of girls go through with their Barbies at a certain age by cutting off their hair, drawing on them with pens, etc. Like that’s a mood, my sister and I used to wash our Barbies’ hair and draw fake tattoos on them with felt tips 💀

“Do you ever think about dying? 😃” took me out oh my fucking god 💀 I already had one existential crisis this weekend watching Oppenheimer, I don’t need another one from Barbie of all things 😭

The way Ken says “because we’re boyfriend girlfriend” has the most random place in my heart and I don’t know why lol

The sheer horror over Barbie having flat feet LMFAO

Weird-Barbie having the dog where you feed it pellets and then use the tail so it shits the pellets back out?!? Me and my sister were like "oh my fucking god" because we literally had that fucking toy lmfao

Weird-Barbie talking about Ken's smooth plastic bulge, I literally CHOKED-

Honestly just... Barbie entering the real world and being confused that men treat her like a sex object, being super uncomfortable, meanwhile Ken's like "they're looking at me appreciatively!"... oof

I nearly choked on my drink when Barbie loudly declared "I don't have a vagina and he doesn't have a penis!" like?!?!?

Barbie and Ken getting arrested not only once but TWICE... oh that's the content I'm living for lmao

I’m so so SO glad that the scene with Barbie and the elderly lady was kept in, I shed a tear because it was so beautiful and simple. When Barbie said that the lady was beautiful?!?! I’m a mess just thinking about it 😭❤️

Pleasantly surprised by the sheer amount of horsey content in this film like yes, that's 100% what the patriarchy should be, it should be about Kens riding horsies :D (I’m aware this is NOT the only thing that happened lmao I’m just saying that the world would be a better place with more horses)

America Ferrera is a fucking QUEEN and I adore her, I know HTTYD is over but she will always be MY Astrid, aka Chieftess Queen and Dragon-Rider

Not gonna lie, I felt Sasha’s little monologue where she rants about the unrealistic standards set by Barbie like I see both sides of what Barbie represents and how she can be viewed and I get it. Like on the one hand, hooray for girls growing up having a doll that can show them they can be Presidents, Nobel Piece winners, doctors etc., hooray for all the feminism to come from Barbie. But also you could argue that there’s unreal expectations in regards to Barbie’s body shape, and that when we girls grow up into women, we realise that the Real World is not as simple as what we dreamt of while playing with Barbies, that our world doesn’t revolve around having women in positions of power, that we still very much live in a society where women are viewed as being there solely for men, as home makers and wives and mothers, that we can have a certain amount of freedom and power but not too much etc.

Did I kind of guess "hey maybe it's not the daughter who has triggered Barbie's crisis, maybe it's the mother"? Yes, I guessed that early on but I still loved it anyway

I have no idea how Greta Gerwig got Mattel to agree to this script but holy shit, she must be magical or something

The spirit of Ruth Handler, aka THE creator of Barbie who named the doll after her daughter?!? Played by Rhea Perlman?!?!

Also I've only just learnt, after looking at Ruth Handler's wikipedia page, that Ken was named after her son?!?! Barbie and Ken are siblings?!?!

JOHN CENA AS MERMAN KEN?!?!

My sister was so delighted by the amount of Sylvester Stallone references in this film omg

DEPRESSION-BARBIE I WAS IN LITERAL FUCKING TEARS I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING, AND SHE WAS WATCHING BBC'S PRIDE AND PREJUDICE?!? WHILE EATING SWEETS?!? I CANT STOP CACKLING AND CRYING

Depression-Barbie also comes in other variations, including an anxiety one?!?! 🤣

I shit you not, I NEED America Ferrera to be nominated for supporting actress for all the awards because holy fUCK, her monologue?!?! That monologue?!?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROB BRYDON AKA UNCLE BRYNN FROM GAVIN AND STACEY IS SUGAR DADDY KEN?!?!

“We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back and see how far they have come.” - STOP I WAS ALREADY SOBBING

The Helen Mirren fourth wall break where she says that if the filmmakers wanted us to believe that Barbie was no longer pretty, "they shouldn't have cast Margot Robbie in this part", literally ICONIC

KEN’S FLUFFY TIE DYE HOODIE THING THAT SAYS “I AM KENOUGH” ASDFGHJKL I WANT ONE

Ridiculously glad that Ken and Barbie didn’t get together to be honest, yes I get it that Ken is designed as a boyfriend for Barbie but also it would have sucked to have this whole film play out as it did and then have them end up together 💀

The soundtrack of this film was IMMACULATE, 10/10, five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

There’s a definite message and commentary here but I’m too stupid and tired to write it out, so I’ll reblog it from the people who are smarter and more eloquent than me instead but oh my good this film was such an amazing piece of cinema

This isn't everything about the film obviously, there was a lot going on and I'm still mentally processing it so I might add more to the post later but wow, just… wow.

[coral-melon]

Hi! looks like requests are open, so can I have a matchup for Obey Me please?

I guess I'll go by 🍰. My pronouns are she/her and I'm pansexual

Appearance: I'm a short, dirty-blonde haired woman (161 cm) and a little on the heavier side 🥲. My hair is usually cut to my shoulders. I like to dress in cute and comfortable clothing, and my friends say I have good taste in fashion. Most of my closet gives cottagecore vibes and my favourite colours are green and pink. I'm half French and half Italian if that's gonna affect my matchup

My MBTI + Enneagram is ISFJ 2w1 and my star sign is Aries, but I'd say I'm VASTLY more chill than the stereotype

Personality and Interests: I like to say I'm a kind and cheerful person, and people just feel at ease talking with me. One thing my friends and family especially likes about me is my smile. They just can't help but feel happy when they see it (allegedly). I mentioned that I was on the heavy side, and that really took a toll on my mental health, especially in my childhood. I had to work so hard to rebuild my self esteem and my own health (kids can be so cruel sometimes. goddamn 😭). I'm happy to say that I'm in a much better place now. I work out because it makes me happy, and I eat healthy for the same reason. I still cannot burn off the stubborn fat though 🥲. My insecurities often get the better of me sometimes, but I try to persevere regardless. My main goal in life is to make people smile, so I want to own a bakery in the future. My family is a strong believer in the power of kindness, so I believe that's how I can uphold that belief. I love making food and my love language is making food for others, especially sweets

Likes: Baking, cooking, sweets, sharing the baked goods I made with my friends and loved ones, anime, video games, clothes

Dislikes: Bullies, confrontation, fake friends, dishonesty, cruelty, spicy food

Hello -🍰! It’s a pleasure to meet you and thank you for taking the time to introduce yourself!

Side note: My hopeless romantic ass couldn’t help but wonder over all the possibilities I could write for you; I hope I can make you smile and have a bit of fun while reading this🥰

I match you with…~

❥ I can’t even begin to explain just how head over heels he is about you.

❥ I immediately thought Howl’s moving castle vibes.. he manages to find every part of you beautiful, even when you don’t think you are based on conventional standards.

❥ He fawns over the little things you do; to the point where even other demons are shocked with how often he thinks of you instead of himself.

❥ But your smile and laugh leave him with heart eyes.. His heart just wants to pound right out of his chest. He always lets you know how much he loves it! how he’d wish he could seduce you!

❥ As you’ve said, he also find you to be a total ease to be around. He doesn’t feel pressured to have to pose as the figure he has made himself to be and it’s a refreshing break for him. He can just be himself around you; He feels safe ^^

❥ You being the absolute Angel that you are, you’ve never judged him; but instead see him for who he really is. How could he possibly think of anyone else?

❥ Your shopping dates are always fun and eventful. You’re a total doll and he wants nothing more than to just spoil you with outfits. Anything that will make you shine, so he wants you to gain confidence in yourself! And what better way to do that than making you feel like you could take over the world, baby gurl~? ;)

❥ I’d imagine that both of you have a similar way of eating. He works out too, so you can join each other! He’s work out is nothing compared to Beel’s, but that’s the good thing about it; it gets the job done and is very good for the body and mind. Overall, it’s very energizing👍

❥ But you can be open to him with whatever’s on your mind. He’d never brush away your feelings; rather, he always has them in mind. Your always so cheerful that it worries him sometimes if you don’t tell him somethings up.

❥ He himself does it, he doesn’t want to burden others with negative stuff. So both of you come to an understanding and help each other out if you need to let something out of your system.

❥ If you’re feeling insecure about anything, he’ll do anything and everything in his power to make you feel other wise. It doesn’t matter how long it takes, he’ll be by your side every step of the way.

❥ 1000% supports your dream of opening your own bakery! He always takes pictures of everything you make your him; he doesn’t even care if he’s on a diet, he’ll eat and enjoy every last bite of it. If Beel doesn’t get to it first..

❥ And when you open it? It’ll be one of the most sought out bakery in all of Devildom! Your business if gonna boom and your life is set forever! >:D✨

❥ As I e said before, there’s a lot of times where he catches himself thinking about you rather than himself. He loves you, like, a lot! And everyone knows that. But he wants you to know that. You’re precious~

End

Aaaahhh! I took too damn long to finish this but I hope you see this and end up liking it! I felt butterflies while writing this, I just hope it doesn’t suck 🥲

Take care and have an amazing day/night -🍰! luv ya~ ♡

[4dtk]

jaehyun + 🖤 + “You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.”/“I won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”

combining this with an earlier request! (“you pissed me off today darling. you’re aware of that, right?”) thank u to tokyo rev fics for so much inspo LMFAOO. excuse me if there’s mistakes, wrote this in 45 min b4 class 😭

warnings: set in the 90s, mechanic!jaehyun, gang member!jaehyun, mean dom!jaehyun, rough sex, hair pulling, semi-public sex, oral (m receiving), blowjob, deep-throating, face-fucking, degradation, praise, clit stimulation, vaginal penetration, unprotected sex, breeding/creampie, N//SFW UNDER THE CUT

jaehyun meets your eyes, levelled and calm, but he’s anything but. you know it in how his finger curls around your waist. you would’ve done anything! fight back, use your words, but it didn’t help that he has you pinned down tightly to the roof of your car. your breathing is the only thing you can hear in the garage, where tools were, tires lay, stuff that you weren’t too knowledgeable about.

jaehyun changed all that, though. he was pretty passionate about cars and all that, but the one thing that stole his heart always had been motorcycles. he could go on and on, speaking to you easily as he changed the settings on his bike or replaced a part effortlessly. it was a given, though, considering he was part of the Seocho-gu gang, infamous for ruling a good portion of Seoul

“you pissed me off today darling. you’re aware of that, right?” and while you’d like to fake your memory, you were the star of the show just earlier, where your hair’s tangled in between your fingers, flirting your ass off just so you could get the customer to pay higher. he didn’t particularly dislike your action of dishonesty, but the way you stood — how your form screamed submissive with breasts perked up and hands roaming over the other’s body — made the other’s blood boil.

even the extra $200 in repairs that you managed to coax out of the other didn’t matter that much, smirking at the way your cheek is smushed against the money.

“what’s wrong, doll? not feeling so confident now?” jaehyun grinds his groin into your ass, ignoring your moans of when his bulges brushes against your clothed clit. oh, and it didn’t help that you chose to wear the shortest skirt, either. bending over to take the wrench, reaching over the counter to get the cash out of the register, those were just some things that jaehyun remembers before he waited for the customer to leave, flustered, no doubt.

“get up,” he pulls on your hair with a grim undertone to his voice, forcing you down wordlessly before he hurriedly unbuckles his pants. “you’re going to suck on this cock until i let you breathe.”

you’re not a stranger to jaehyun when he gets jealous, and you’re lying if you said it didn’t get you a little bit wet. embarrassing, but you don’t have time to mull it over because your boyfriend’s already sticking his length down your throat, causing you to choke.

“that’s it, slut, take it,” jaehyun groans, sinking into your warm, inviting mouth that takes him in easily. you start to bob your head, and each time your nose meets his pelvis bone as you take his heavy, hardened cock. swirling your tongue, you will yourself to breathe through your nose the deeper you go and your hands reach up to play with his balls.

“ohh... fuck, for an awfully disobedient whore, y-you suck dick beautifully,” jaehyun groans, a hand going up to bundle your hair into a ponytail while the other supports your head. “but you’re doing it too slow.”

your eyes widen when he holds your head in place, hips thrusting in and out of your mouth like an animal. with jaw hanging, it was starting to get sore, but you were obsessed with his thick length moving in and out that you only moan around it needily, sending vibrations and shudders at your enjoyment. you think he’s about to cum when he stills his hips right at the hilt, but you pulled off of his shaft in a blur, trapped in the same earlier position.

“good girl, wanna cum in you, though,” jaehyun grunts, ripping your underwear off in blind rage, but everything happens so fast: your disappointment at yet another pair being ruined by his hand, his tip teasing your entrance, the fabric stuffed into your mouth. strangely, it doesn’t weird you out as much when you taste the wet patch that’s formed on it, used to jaehyun’s fingers in your mouth right after he fingers you.

he was just too impatient today.

jaehyun enters impatiently, too, hips meeting yours in a flurry before he starts to move, prompting endless moans out of your stuffed mouth. you sound just like a bitch in heat, body moving back onto his to catch each hammer of his cock into you.

“hnn, fuck, baby, your hole’s still perfect as always,” his face is buried in your neck, mumbling shit into it that you can’t make out. since his fat cock always impales you so good, your mind switches off, every form of understanding lost to the way you can you feel every ridge and vein on his cock, “wanna stay in this pretty pussy all day, whatd’ya say?”

you whine at his proposition, manhandled by jaehyun easily in the garage — the proof is there. your hair is unkempt and your cunt is dripping all over his length right down to his balls, making the delicious sounds of his groin pistoning right into yours.

“f-fuck, princess, can i breed your tight, little cunt? can i?” jaehyun bites down on your neck right after, drawing a whimper out of you, grasping at the hood of the car desperately and his words affect you, greatly. nodding, you babble and drool all over the panties in your mouth, barely making out, “yes! wan’ all your cum in me, fill me up, fill me up!”

jaehyun smiles, continuing his assault on your neck, sucking and biting and licking to the point of bruising, all the while getting fucked senseless on the hood of your car. he’s close, you know, but your clit feels neglected that you have to reach down to rub at it. “such a dirty slut, rubbing her clit, my cock not enough for you?”

your boyfriend has it in him to tease, but tired to do anything, he just continues to mark your neck, groaning and moaning into your ear until he reaches that spot. jaehyun stills, shivering as his tip spurts out hot, white cum deep into your womb. the sensation is intoxicating, and it makes you scream out his name, cumming right after. you gush all over his length, juices flowing right down to the floor. jaehyun hums, satisfied at breeding you again, like he doesn’t do it all the time.

“was i too rough, baby?” jaehyun whispers, removing the panties gently. shaking you head, you give him a small smile, but not before you spot yourself in the heart locket necklace you gave him. your neck is black and blue, hickeys everywhere that before you open your mouth to protest, jaehyun says something that makes your heart flutter and cheeks warm.

“i won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”

EVENT CLOSED (thank you!)

[michaelaftonsluv]

Hi!!! Could you do teacher!William c college student!reader?? I read a fic ab them somewhere and I'm OBSESSED,, just,, ughhdjhdkwheke

OF COURSE! I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER... this probably wasn’t worth the wait but my writing is so bad and i literally re-wrote this 3 times😭

pickup- prof! w. afton x student! reader

genre: smut

notes: afab reader, they/them pronouns used. reader is in college and william is like 40ish?

you were his favorite student. he loved all of your work and proudly displayed it. he was almost a home away from home for you. you guys clicked so well. he helps you out on a rainy night..

you stood outside of your campus, texting your friend to come pick you up. usually, she would always pick you up after classes were finished, but no answer and no black volkswagon. it was raining today so you had to shield your phone from the incoming droplets.

ring.. ring.. ring...

“hey! you’ve reached my voicemail, leave a-“ you hung up, audibly sighing. “damn it.” you said under your breath, shivering from the cold. you decided to store your phone in your pocket and just wait for someone to recognize you and drive you to your apartment.

after about 5 minutes, a black suv pulled over to where you were standing. the windows rolled down. “ms. l/n? what are you doing out in the rain dressed like that?” it was your english professor, mr. afton. up until now, you kind of forgot that you were dressed in a short sleeve knee length dress with no jacket whatsoever. “didn’t look at the forecast this morning.” you laughed, walking up to his car and leaning into the window. “come in! i don’t want you falling ill.” he demanded, unlocking the doors. you hopped in the passenger seat and rolled up the window. “thank you so much, mr. afton.” you smiled.

“why were you in the rain anyway?” he asked. “i guess my friend just forgot that she picks me up everyday!” you joked, but you could tell that he got a bit angry from that sentence. “kidding, she was probably just busy or something, she wasn’t answering her phone.” you added, hoping to ease the tension. “well if she ever forgets again, just know that i’m always happy to pick you up, dear.” he smiled. you could feel your cheeks growing red.

dear, what a beautiful nickname.

“anyways, where are we heading?” he asked. you gave him the address to your apartment. “thank you again!” you said. “it’s no problem really dear, i go that way anyways.” he replied. he put the car in drive and started heading to your apartment.

“there’s a jacket in the back if you’re cold.” he revealed. you reached in the back, but couldn’t feel it, so you undid your seatbelt and turned around, kneeling on your seat and resting your hands on the center armrest. you kept looking around but you still couldn’t find the jacket, which caused you to almost completely climb into the back. you could feel your dress riding up your back, and went to pull it down when all of a sudden mr. afton hit the breaks, launching your face into the back of the back seat. “ow!” you whimpered. “oh, y/n are you alright?” mr. afton asked. “hold on, i’ll pull over.”

at this point your whole ass was exposed, the front of your dress caught on the side of the armrest. you couldn’t even do anything even if you wanted to, your arms couldn’t reach, so you just waited until the car came to a stop. “are you okay back there?” he asked. “yes! i’m just a bit stuck.” you explained, blushing into your hands. “please don’t offer to help me.” you thought. if he offered to help you get unstuck, he would see your entire backside, and you’d never be able to look at him again without being embarrassed. “i’ll be right there to help you out, doll.” he began making his way out of the car, walking over to the passenger side and opening the door.

“now what seems to be the- oh- oh.” he said. you sighed. “my my, don’t be embarrassed y/n, it’s not like you meant to get yourself in this predicament.” he laughed. you fake laughed, wondering deep down if you really did mean to get yourself in a situation like this, with him.

secretly, you’ve dreamt of him and you being a thing for some time now. you knew it was 100% taboo and would never act on it.. unless he did.

and thats how you found yourself in this situation, being fucked raw by your english professor in his car, that is.

“fuck! fuck!” you moaned, nudging yourself into his neck. before this, he helped you get unstuck and into the backseat of his car. he was now on top of you, one hand on the window and one behind your back, thrusting into you at a steady pace.

“who would’ve known that my best student is a dirty little cockslut!” he degraded you. “who’s my little cockslut, hmm?” he said, removing his hand from the window and grabbing your chin with it, forcing you to look at him. “i, i, i am!” you could barely get out, pleasure running through your veins.

excusing the occasional grunt, mr. afton was basically silent, chasing his orgasm in your gummy walls. you however, were a moaning mess. your noises were so loud and lewd at some points that mr. afton had to cover your mouth. this was still semi-public sex, afterall.

after a few minutes, he was hitting your g-spot effortlessly. “mmph!! please— right, right there! don’t stop!” you pleaded. he sped up, hitting that one spot every time he thrusted. this threw you over the edge, reaching your climax and jerking your hips up. mr. afton helped you through this, slowing down a bit and helping you ride out your orgasm.

mr. afton hit his orgasm soon after. “where do you want— me to—“ you interrupted him, “inside please.”giving a few quick thrusts and a deep grunt, he buried himself deep inside of you and came. “fuck..” he exaggerated, pulling out and looking at his cum leaking out of your wet pussy. you were a panting mess. “hey- hey.” he became level to your face. “you did amazing darling.” he kissed your cheek. “you look so angelic right now.”

[thetaoofbetty]

@ketty-b i put your ask under a cut, doll: 

The thing I most hate from this episode is Jug’s interaction with the Serpents and with Archie.—i admittedly did think the serpent reaction was a little weird. i guess that some people were mad about his book, just not the ones we thought could be ( @stillhidden for the win!)

i understand it in a way but also not in other ways. this was a guy who was willing to die for them and was their leader. where’s the loyalty? 

clearly the 10% of me that isn’t slytherin is hufflepuff. 

I was hoping he’s gonna put distance between him and “core four” and will hung out with serpents instead 😭 the fact that they turn their backs on him and that he’s coming to live in Archie’s house is the worst for me.—i assume it’s all plot devices and narrative reasoning. they might want to start to rebuild the core 4 relationships and you can’t do that if he’s across town. the thing is, the show isn’t really about the serpents, it’s about betty, jughead, archie, and veronica. jughead’s arc seems like it’s going to be distant then connect back to the mains along with him. 

 I’m sure he’s the reason why b*rchie is discussed where they gonna meet for hookups.—probably.

 And I’m agree with you that this is a trope for a drama between all of them, but I’m sad that right now I don’t see any longing feeling for him from Betty 🙁 she seems like she is get over it (I’m really hoping that writers gonna fix this in future episodes, but right now it looks like only the Jughead is still suffering, and I hate this). But I’ll be glad if you convince me to change my mind 😂—i think that people don’t take betty’s personality into account when it comes to her feelings for jughead. when archie rejected her in the first episode, she pretended she was fine the next day. until she couldn’t. as she’s gotten older and her traumas kept piling up, she just kept pretending to be fine. she didn’t even get to mourn her father publicly because of who he was so she held it in until she took it out on his headstone. didn’t she fake a whole ass therapist to keep her mother off of her back? does no one remember alice’s treatment of her? telling her to smile and take her meds? that environment doesn’t really say, please, tell us how you’re feeling. she’s currently lying to her therapist about her nightmares and it doesn’t look like anyone in riverdale knows she was kidnapped. 

i know it’s hard when she’s standoffish towards jughead because it looks like his emotions bleed from his pores but i think her behavior is just as loud, in a different way because betty’s not the person to wallow in pain out loud. she’s going to do it silently, quietly, and hope no one notices she’s dying inside. 

Anyway right now I just hope that we’ll have Juggie in the serpent’s jacket again!—i wouldn’t be surprised if we see it again but the glasses are oddly working for me, ha.