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Y'all, I did it

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

You are alive, sorta. You can be anything, and you are HERE ON THIS HELLSITE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

・゜°• . what am I? what will I be? where am I? .・゜゜・

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

I WAS ALSO BORN IN 2010 AND IM IN HIGHSCHOOL YOU 8TH GRADER

STOP WITH THAT I'M NOT GEN ALPHA

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

I have a guess: You broke the post limit immediately

All I did was give @the-lovely-planet-earth an existential crisis

Readers added context

i have posted way to much for less than an hour of existing

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A grey t-shirt, some worn ass blue jeans covered in shavings, comfy cowboy boots, a grey, braided rope bracelet with a leather strip that has then name and silhouette of my fair pig that I just sold, and a red exhibitors wristband that got me into the fair for free and without having my shite checked every day

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

All praise the hex code king

so I was in this twitch chat and I as a joke said the exact colour of the purple of the twitch logo and people kept asking me the colours of more things and then by the end of the stream I was called the hex code king and I just want to know what this means please help me

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

Pompeii

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

Ah yes, home to the mini demons ponies that we love

What part of Scotland are you from?

Shetland!

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

Brartiel

That sounds funky, but I actually like it!

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

Oh no

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

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one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

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I SAW THIS POST LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO AND IT WAS ONLY AT LIKE 435 NOTES WHAT THE FREAK

I sincerely doubt this is going to get many notes. Good.

If this post somehow does get 4000 notes, however, then I'll write one of those extremely self-indulgent fanfictions I've had in my head for ages.

No comment spam please

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Right on time *insert cha ching noise here*

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

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It took forever, but I've finally found it. Schrodinger's meme.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[the-shitty-planet-earth]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”