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I'd be 27

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

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HE'S SO LITTLE AND ITTY BITTY AND IM HAVIBG SUCH INTENSE CUTENESS AGRESSION HE'S SO HAPPY 😭😭😭😭

mutuals please do this to me

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mutuals please do this to me

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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My friend and I call that one the chemical monster lol

swag asf

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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g i r l s

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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One note again

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Real conversation between me and my gf:

Me: Not Dwayne the Wenis

Gf: What

Me: Not Dwayne the Wenis

Gf: I see

Me: Inventor of the Warm Wet Weiner Whacker and the Wussinator

Gf: ☹️ The What

Me: The Wussinator

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The fact that I can't tag my gf should be a crime

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

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HAPPY CLAIR CAMERON PATTERSON DAY!!!!

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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Moving out of the apartment

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PLEASE

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast