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ailesswhumptober · 7 months ago
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Hi. I definitely felt refreshed reading your hard stance and information on ai in your pinned, but irrelevant to that, I only found your blog today and I feel like I missed something with AI and whumptober. Can I learn about that? I hope my language makes sense.
In the late summer of 2023, an anonymous user asked the Whumptober blog if AI-generated content would be allowed for the event. This anon did not come from any of us, nor do we know who originally send this ask, but one of us did see Whumptober's response which kickstarted this entire thing.
Whumptober responded that they would not be disallowing AI because they "do not want to police how other people create things" and "didn't want to exclude anybody" but that they would "discourage" AI-generated content "because it feels like cheating" (all direct quotes).
Myself, the other mods, and several more people, were very disappointed in this stance. several of us started replying to the post and got into a back-and-forth with the Whumptober mods about why AI-generated content is harmful and bad. These posts and replies have since been mostly deleted by the Whumptober blog, nor do we want to rehash the entire thing, but some of the stances that Whumptober took that really rubbed us wrong were (again with direct quotes):
"AI-generated content is not art theft". When pointed out that these sorts of applications very much scrape content without consent, Whumptober claimed that it's the AI that steals then, not the person who uses the AI. They also claimed that since the AI already scraped the content, you "might as well use it", that defending against AI scraping is "going down on an already burning hill" and that "if you don't want your content scraped/stolen, just don't post it online". We found these very concerning statements from an event made by and for creators.
"AI-generated content is a fandom issue and nobody in the real world is harmed by it". This is, obviously, factually incorrect. When we pointed out real creators in many creative industries are being hit hard because of AI-generation, they said "that's capitalism's fault, not AI-generation" (???) and they also told us to "touch grass".
"These sort of AIs are an accessibility tool for the disabled, so disliking them is ableism". Again, this is incorrect. They tried to liken it to predictive text or spell check. We pointed out that there's a vast difference between those machine learning tools and actually generative AI that subsides on scraped content. We said disabled people (many of whom were involved in the back-and-forth) are sick of being used as a strawman by tech bros. They then said "real disabled people probably feel differently" which was a slap in the face, and honestly the thing that still is the most horrible to me about this whole thing.
This is the point where Whumptober started to block a bunch of us and delete asks/replies. They made a post that falsely made it seem like we were harassing and bullying them for saying that they "couldn't check every single entry for AI-generated content". We pointed out multiple times that we absolutely did not expect them to, since we're very aware that with the size of the Whumptober event, it would be impossible. We'd just like them to say 'AI-generated content is not allowed and it's art theft' but apparently they didn't want to.
After this one of the mods DMed me and asked me to send them some resources on why AI-generated content and scraping AI is bad, so they could educate themselves. We spent several minutes collecting sources (some linked in our pinned). They said the Whumptober mods would read them, and then come to a standpoint. But then within less than a minute of us sending the links, they deleted the remaining posts involved in the debate, and just told us they were sticking to their standpoint that "We will not police how people create things, we'll just discourage people by not reblogging it". They also added to their pinned that they won't ever respond to any asks about AI-generated content again. So that was that.
Somewhere during the argument, the Whumptober mods told us that if we disliked their stance so much, we should just make our own event. So we did.
(Edit to add: regardless on if whumptober does change their policy, we never received any sort of acknowledgement or apology of the above and we will keep running this event for whoever wants to.)
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poppitron360 · 6 months ago
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More quotes from this RANDOM INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR that I found- THIS TIME VALGRACE:
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Leo: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Jason: Yours.
Leo:
Leo: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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Jason: Stop doing that.
Leo: Stop doing what?
Jason: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Leo: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Jason: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Leo: I don't know, surprise me!
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Leo: Pros and cons of dating me.
Leo: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Leo: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Jason, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Leo, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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Leo: How do I tell Jason that I want him to yell at me like he’s Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
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Leo: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Jason: Okay.
Leo: And make out during the scary parts.
Jason: Th-
Jason: The scary parts.
Jason: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Jason (about Leo): I would never say that my husband is a bitch and I don’t like him. That’s not true… My husband is a bitch and I like him so much!
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Leo: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Jason: AS ENEMIES?!
Leo:
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Leo: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Jason: Are you a software update? because not right now.
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Jason *Holding up a pack of pens*: Look at how cute these pens are!
Leo: Jason that’s gay.
Jason:
Jason: Leo, we’ve been dating for-
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Jason: This date is boring!
Leo: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Jason: Then why did you invite me?
Leo: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Leo I'll do whatever I want!
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Jason: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Leo: That's great, Jason. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
(Basically the plot of my Married Valgrace AU that I’ve been writing)
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Jason: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Leo: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Jason: Aww-
Leo: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Leo: Fight me!
Jason: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Jason: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
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Jason: Two bros!
Leo: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Jason and Leo, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Jason: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Leo: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Jason: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Leo: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Jason: No, like, U R A Q T.
Leo: Awwww!
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Jason: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Leo: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Jason: But you’re always acting stupid?
Leo: ...
Leo: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Jason: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Leo: Dude- Its satire!
Jason: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Jason: I want to kiss you.
Leo, not paying attention: What?
Jason: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
@euryvices I was literally in the middle of writing this when you posted your hcs and I had to tag you.
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sctigthethird · 6 months ago
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Bubbaverse incorrect quotes I got from an incorrect quotes generator cause why not
(disclaimer, might be a little ooc for some of them idk)
Bubba Badass by @blues-of-randomness
Clay Paclayderm by @funny-critter-blog
Dumba Dumbaphant by eggrit0s
Manny Mammoth by @anothersmilingcrittersau
Reborn (R!) Bubba, Tusker Tiredon, Selfish(S!) Bubba by me
OG Bubba: *Holding up a picture of a seemingly young anime girl* WHO IS SHE?! IS SHE TWELVE?! 
Badass: No! She's a thousand years ol- 
OG Bubba: *Cocks shotgun* 
Badass: NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-!
Clay: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? 
Dumba: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
Badass, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Manny, the homie of my life, for telling me Clay was going to win so I shouldn’t bother preparing a speech.
R! Bubba: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. 
R! Bubba: And I started thinking. 
R! Bubba: Like, it was just trying to get food. 
R! Bubba: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? 
Tusker: Are you ok…?
Clay: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
S! Bubba: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
Badass to Manny: We smell of sweat and loss.
Badass: We’re getting married (platonically), bitches! 
Manny: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
Manny: Don’t worry, I have a permit. 
OG Bubba: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
Clay: Quacking in my boobs over this 
Clay: QUAKING* 
Clay: BOOTS* FUCKER.
Manny: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
Tusker: I only have 6 weeks left to live…
OG Bubba: Oh my god, really?! 
Tusker: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made…
OG Bubba: You’re a loose cannon, Manny. 
Manny: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? 
Tusker: I think you play by your own rules…
Clay: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. 
OG Bubba: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. 
Manny: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. R! Bubba is a loose cannon. 
R! Bubba: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Clay! 
Clay: I’d say R! Bubba’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. 
Tusker: Now I’m just confused… Is Manny a loose cannon or not?…
OG Bubba: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. 
Clay: *groans* 
R! Bubba: Aw, man.
Clay: :) 
Manny: >:( 
Clay: Turn that frown upside down! 
Manny: ):< 
Clay: Not sure what I was expecting...
Manny: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
R! Bubba: What the fuck. 
R! Bubba: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship. 
R! Bubba: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
Clay, to S! Bubba: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
Clay: What starts with F and ends with Uck? 
Manny: No it doesn't. (completely fucking with them)
Dumba: Firetruck! 
Badass: FUCK!
Dumba, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? 
Clay: Tea. 
Dumba: Wrong! It's coffee.
Badass: I really like Eminem. 
Dumba: I prefer skittles. 
Clay: They are talking about the rapper. 
Dumba: Why would they eat the wrapper?
OG Bubba: Badass, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide-?
Badass: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!
OG Bubba: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. 
R! Bubba, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
Manny, to OG Bubba: If Badass doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. 
Badass, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Dumba: We’re going to a candy store?! 
Clay: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed. 
Badass: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?! 
Clay, sighing: No-
Tusker: I’m doing my best…
OG Bubba: You’re not doing anything. 
Tusker: Yes… that’s what I’m best at…
Badass: Why aren’t you sleeping?
Manny: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Badass.
Badass:
Manny:
Manny: ...The nightmares.
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harleehazbinfics · 6 months ago
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Incorrect Quotes with Cannibal Chef Cast! (most of em from a generator hehe)
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CCR: Can I stab you? Husk: No. CCR: NOT EVEN FOR A LITTLE BIT??
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Angel: You got a nice pair of lungs on ya, toots. CCR: Thanks! I drowned once when I was 5!
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CCR: I’ve only had Catlastor for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Catlastor: Meow!
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Vaggie: Can I bother you for a second? Alastor: You're always bothering me but go ahead.
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CCR: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
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Cannibal Overlord R, talking to Vox: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.
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CCR: Charlie! Charlie, excitedly: (Y/n)! Did you get me the stuff? CCR: Yeah, I got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Charlie: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? CCR: You wanted fake blood? Charlie: ... CCR: ... I’ll go call Sir.
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Angel, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Alastor: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
Cannibal Chef Taglist 🍴:
@wonderlandangelsposts @spoiled-slutt @roboticsuccubus83 @atlas-rin @yuriohoe04 @azullynxx @milk-bulb @hahalame @aria-tempest @speedycoffeedelight @0strawberrysorbet0 @amitiel-truth @corvid007 @kaminarithebest @enby-goblin @whydosnakesnotdance @wtvbabes @willow404 @psychoanalyze0 @sweetadonisbutbetter @manachpo @dionysusismypatrongod @obessivlyonline @idkwhy5000 @izzieg3987 @nishayuro @gabile18 @skyeliteratures @nanaloverz @bonbontastical @saccharine-nectarine @pastelpinkhobbies @sooha-neul @purplerose291 @parasite-bubble @futureittomainn @galaxyreader260 @sappire904
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persesphonestears · 2 years ago
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More cod incorrect quotes
A/N: There is an obvious pattern cause I used a generator lmao anyway
C/W: uh swearing? i think thats it for once
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Ghost: Favourite horror movie?
Soap: It
Price: Saw
Gaz: Annabelle
R/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Price: You're a loose cannon, Ghost.
Ghost: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Soap: I think you play by your own rules.
Gaz: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Price: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Ghost: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. R/n is a loose cannon.
R/n: *smashes a chair*
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Price: Good morning.
Ghost: Good morning.
Soap: Good morning.
Gaz: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
R/n: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Price: Where's Ghost, Soap, and Gaz?
R/n: They're playing hide and seek.
Price: Where?
R/n: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Price: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Ghost: Several traffic violations.
Soap: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Gaz: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
R/n: Also, that’s not our car.
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Price: Nothing in life is free.
Ghost: Love is free!
Soap: Adventure is free.
Gaz: Knowledge is free.
R/n: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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R/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Ghost: ... Your what?
R/n: My friends.
Price: Are they saying “friends”?
Gaz: I think they're being sarcastic.
Soap: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, R/n! All of your friends are in this room.
R/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Price: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Gaz: Rude.
Soap: That’s fair.
Ghost: Not again.
R/n: Are you going to want this back? Or can I keep it?
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R/n: Is having a penis fun?
Ghost: It has its ups and downs.
Soap: Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Gaz: It’s a pain in the ass.
R/n: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Gaz: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Price: To the city?
Gaz: Yeah, no matter what!
R/n: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Gaz: I... I don't know!
Ghost: Oh come off it, be serious!
Gaz: I am serious!
Ghost: You're insane!
Soap: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Price: What???
Soap: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
R/n: no no maybe Soap is onto something..
Ghost, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Price: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what R/n will and will not eat.
Ghost: Grass? Yes!
Price: Moss? Yes!!
Ghost: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Price: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ghost: Worms? Sometimes!
Price: Rocks? Usually not.
Ghost: Twigs? Usually!
Price: Soap's cooking? Inconclusive!
Gaz: How did you… test this?
Price: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Gaz: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Soap: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Price: Are we really going to let R/n keep the cat?
Gaz: Hey we kept R/n.
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Price: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Ghost: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Price: Three of us saw it, Ghost. How do you explain that?
Ghost: *points at Soap* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gaz* Paranoia. *points at R/n* Delusional personality disorder.
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Price, trying to convince R/n to join the task force: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone alongside us who's really... smart!
Gaz: And loud!
Soap: And grumpy!
Ghost: And oblivious to reality
R/n:
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Price: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Gaz: Tubular AF!
Soap: Mood to the max!
Ghost, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
R/n, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
Price: Tf
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Price: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Ghost: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years
Soap: Oh wow, my innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Gaz: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
R/n: My entire childhood and happiness, is that you?
Price:
Price: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Price: What does 'take out' mean?
Soap: Food
Gaz: Dating
Ghost: Murder.
R/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A LIL BITCH.
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Price: Anyone d-
Ghost: Depressed?
Gaz: Drained?
Soap: Dumb?
R/n: Done with life?
Price: -done with their work... need to get Laswell to get you all therapy …
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Price: So uhhh... question: my ‘friend’ keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Gaz: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Soap: In your pantry!
Price: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Ghost: Is your friend here?
Price, motioning to R/n: Yeah.
Gaz, to R/n: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Soap: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Soap: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AFTER THAT MISSION?!
Soap: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Soap, to Gaz and R/n: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Gaz: YAAAAAAAAY!
R/n: THE PRESTIGE!
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Price: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Gaz: 'Prettiest Smile'
Soap: 'Nicest Personality'
Ghost: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
R/n: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Price: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Soap: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
R/n: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Gaz: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Soap: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
R/n: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Gaz: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Ghost, annoyed: You are disappointments
Price to Ghost: You agreed to join the team.
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Soap: I’m an idiot.
Ghost:
Price:
Gaz:
R/n:
Soap:
R/n: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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This stupid long omg, uh anyway I used a incorrect quote generator cause I'm lazy but edited most of them so the make some more sense :>
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illarian-rambling · 5 months ago
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Thanks for the tag @cain-e-brookman!
Incorrect Quote Tag
Rules: Use this generator to make some incorrect quotes for your ocs
Sepo: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Twenari: It was me...
Sepo: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Izjik: Truth or dare?
Sepo: Truth.
Izjik: How many hours have you slept this week?
Sepo:
Sepo: Dare.
Izjik: Go to sleep.
Sepo: I don't like this game.
Djek: Please, Twenari, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Djek: I’m sorry Twenari.
Djek: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Twenari: It has to be done.
Djek:
Twenari:
Djek:
Twenari: *Places +4* Uno.
Djek: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Izjik: We're chopsticks!
Djek: Well... that's cute!
Djek: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Sepo: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
***
Avymere: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Avymere: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
Ivander: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.
Mashal: Did you have to stab them?
Astra: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Mashal: What did they say?
Astra: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Mashal: That’s fair.
Avymere: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Elsind: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Avymere: Yes.
Ivander: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
***
Nyda : What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?
Pash: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
Faalgun: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
Nyda : My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
Nyda : We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Nyda , to Pash and Anarac : You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Nyda , to Kaulakri: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Kaulakri: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?
Nyda : Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Kaulakri gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Faalgun : And what does that make you, Fred?
Nyda : Bitch, I’m Daphne.
I'll tag @urnumber1star @tragedycoded @dungeonsandblorbos @nczaversnick @far-cry-from-finality and anyone else who wants to play :)
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kitthenameless · 8 months ago
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I'm looking at the Forgotten Realms Wiki entry on mind flayers, and, assuming it's all accurate (my quotes below list The Illithiad by Bruce R. Cordell as the source, but people can still put incorrect things in wikis), it's fascinating. Giving me a lot more insight into the Emperor and also showing how unusual he is for a mind flayer. Though I assume the wiki is about mind flayers who are still enthralled to an elder brain, whereas the Emperor is free. Still, very interesting, and I recommend giving it a read if you are at all intrigued by the Emperor or illithids in general.
One especially interesting thing is this:
"Without a mind to control, a mind flayer would feel incomplete. They actually had an intimate relationship with their own thralls, suffering when they died (whether by sickness, age, or physical harm) and sometimes going mad from loneliness without their constant companionship."
This would make sense as an explanation for why he did that to Stelmane, someone he seemed to like (i.e. perhaps it wasn't about cruelty or power, just part of his nature) and why he was grieving her despite having done that to her.
Also (I know this is mentioned in the sex scene as well):
"[Mind flayers] excreted a thin film of slimy, glistening mucus that kept in moisture and gave off a faint odor similar to onions, garlic, or even vanilla."
Why do mind flayers smell so good? 😅
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despairs-memorial · 3 months ago
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✏️ forgot to mention for other post, but put it for whoever you like
Generating Incorrect Quotes
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I'm not a coward, so I'm doing ALL of them, lmao!
The Polycule
*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love* Ibuki: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. Hajime: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way... Mikan: *has a panic attack* What confession? Kazuichi: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too. Gundham: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Sonia: It was a dare.
Hajime: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex? Sonia: Sex. Gundham: Seriously, answer faster. Sonia: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you. Gundham: It’s like a giant hug. Hajime: Kazuichi, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? Kazuichi: Food. Hajime: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs? Kazuichi: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice. Mikan: What about you Ibuki? What would you give up sex or food? Ibuki: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard. Kazuichi: No, you gotta pick one. Ibuki: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
Gundham x Hajime
Hajime: Well, Gundham and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Hajime: That's right... We kissed!
Gundham: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Hajime: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Gundham: I said within reason, Hajime. How about I murder that guy? Hajime: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Gundham: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Gundham x Akihito
Gundham: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Akihito! Akihito: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Akihito: Can you cut me some slack, Gundham? I’m sort of in love. Gundham: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Akihito: I’m in love with you. Gundham: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Gundham x Habiki
Gundham: Are you ready to commit? Habiki: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Habiki: Did it hurt when you fell- Gundham: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Habiki: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Gundham: ... Habiki: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Gundham x Raijin
Raijin: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Gundham: You always act stupid. Gundham: Gundham: Wait...
Raijin: Are we fighting or flirting? Gundham: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Raijin: Your point?
Gundham x Yukino
Yukino: That was so hot, Gundham. Gundham: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Yukino: I'm so in love with you.
*At a speed dating event* Gundham: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Yukino: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Gundham: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet. Yukino: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
Mondo x Kiyotaka
Mondo: We have a problem. Kiyotaka: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Mondo: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Kiyotaka: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Mondo x Mikan
Mondo: Stop doing that. Mikan: Stop doing what? Mondo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Mondo: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Mikan: Nope, there's 26. Mondo: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Mikan: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Mondo: You'll get the D later ;).
Mondo x Habiki
Habiki: You have to apologize to them Mondo. Mondo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Habiki: Talk dirty to me~ Mondo: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Habiki: Wha- Mondo: The economy is in shambles.
Mondo x Ume
Ume: *angrily presses Mondo against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Mondo: ... Mondo: Are we about to kiss-
Ume: I have feelings for you. Mondo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Kiyotaka x Nagito
Nagito: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Kiyotaka: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Kiyotaka: I feel like doing something stupid. Nagito: I’m stupid, do me.
Kiyotaka x Naoko
Naoko: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Kiyotaka: What- how? Naoko: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
Kiyotaka: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Naoko: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Rantaro x Kaede
Kaede: Rantaro is playing hard to get. Kaede: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Kaede: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people? Rantaro: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause. Kaede: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though? Rantaro: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
Sayaka x Komaru
Komaru: I'm trash. Sayaka: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Komaru: Komaru: You smooth motherfucker. Komaru: And yes it does.
Sayaka: Wow, Komaru, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Komaru: We literally slept together yesterday. Sayaka: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Sayaka x Mikan
Mikan: What do you want to be for Halloween? Sayaka: Yours. Mikan: Mikan: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
Sayaka: My hands are cold. Mikan: Here, let me hold them. Sayaka: My lips are cold too. Mikan: *covers Sayaka's mouth with their hand*
Sayaka x Tenko
Tenko: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Sayaka: Hi. Tenko: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Tenko: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Sayaka: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Sonia x Gundham
Sonia: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Gundham is? Because Gundham is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Gundham: We both look very handsome tonight. Sonia: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Gundham: I couldn't take that chance.
Sonia x Mizumi
Sonia: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Mizumi: This is a lie. Mizumi: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Mizumi: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Sonia: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Mizumi: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
Chiaki x Hajime
Hajime: Chiaki, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Chiaki, naked in Hajime's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Hajime, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Hajime: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Chiaki, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Hajime: Perfect.
Chihiro x Fuyuhiko
Chihiro, throwing their head into Fuyuhiko's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Fuyuhiko, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Fuyuhiko: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Chihiro: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Kazuichi x Gundham
Kazuichi: I like your new pants! Gundham: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kazuichi: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Gundham: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kazuichi: Thats’s… not what I meant. Gundham: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kazuichi.
Kazuichi: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Gundham: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Kazuichi: Holy moly-
Korekiyo x Angie
Angie: Babe, you're so funny! Korekiyo: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Angie: Awwww, that's sweet of you!
Angie: Korekiyo and I are no longer dating. Korekiyo: Angie, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Kyoko x Celestia
Celestia: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Kyoko: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Celestia: Kyoko, you love me, right? Kyoko: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Peko x Fuyuhiko
Fuyuhiko: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Peko: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Peko: *seductively takes off glasses* Peko: Wow... Fuyuhiko: *blushes* Haha... what? Peko: You're really fucking blurry.
Ruruka x Seiko
Seiko: Look, last night was a mistake. Ruruka: A sexy mistake. Seiko: No, just a regular mistake.
Seiko: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Ruruka: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Shuichi x Kaede
Kaede: You look good in that hoodie. Shuichi: You know where else I'd look good? Kaede, zero hesitation: My bed. Shuichi, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Kaede: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Shuichi: The dishes. Kaede: Wh- Shuichi: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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atomsminecraft · 2 years ago
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Here are some stuff I got from incorrect quotes generator that I found funny
Fenn: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Guy: This is a McDonald's drive thru.
Sherry: Fenn, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Fenn: My doctor just said I should avoid—
Sherry: Being a wuss? I agree.
Thoma: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Tino:
Tino: Why are you eating dirt?
Thoma: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Jasper: Is there something you would like to say, Guy?
Guy: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.
Fenn: Is the pink panther a lion?
Grayson: Say that again but slower.
Fenn: I don’t get it.
Grayson: He’s a PANTHER.
Fenn: Is that a type of lion?
Grayson: No, it’s a fucking panther.
Fenn: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?
Grayson: AND LIONS ARE?!
Violet: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Fenn: Why start now?
Roy: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Grayson: Can't relate.
Violet: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Sherry: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Violet: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
Violet: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Violet: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Lou: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Tino: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Rio: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Roy: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Toa: I hate you guys so much.
Violet: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Roy: Eyy, homie!
Grayson: But then there's cootie...
Jasper: Die.
MC: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Thoma without them noticing?
Rio: Hey, Thoma, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Thoma: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
MC: ...
Lynt: The first time I ever got upset in front of Tino, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Tino: I was doing both, for your information.
Grayson: The first time Tino hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
Sherry: I made tea.
MC: I don't want tea.
Sherry: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
MC: Then why did you tell me?
Sherry: It's a conversation starter.
MC: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Sherry: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Roy: Where are you going?
MC: Hell, eventually.
*In a group chat* Roy: A pegan just flew into my window.
Fenn: Pegan?
MC: A what?
Sherry: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.
Thoma: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!
Sherry: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.
Thoma: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.
Roy: I literally just made a typo-
Rio: Don’t stay up all night, Thoma. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Fenn: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Dia: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Lance: Wasps?
Sherry: Terriers?
Fenn: Sherry.
Mc: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Violet: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Mc: No, like, U R A Q T.
Violet: Awwww!
Fenn: Lance is playing hard to get.
Fenn: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Mc: ARE YOU-
Dia: Fucking.
Mc: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Dia: Fucking.
Mc: IDIOT!
Knight: …What was that?
Dia: Roy banned Mc from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
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rickie-the-storyteller · 2 years ago
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Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition
So, I've actually done this before (I was tagged by @writinglittlebeasts).
Here's the link to it:
But I've been playing around with the incorrect quote generator website for fun, and I've come up with some more hilarious interactions that I really wanted to share! This time, we're focusing more on the ships - Bephanie (Ben and Stephanie) and Brelise (Bret + Elise).
Here's the link to the generator:
Hope you enjoy these!
Bephanie:
Ben: What are you in the mood for? Stephanie: World domination. Ben: That's a bit ambitious. Stephanie: You are my world. Ben: Aww… Stephanie: Ben: Stephanie: Ben: OH.
Stephanie, throwing her head into Ben's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Ben, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Ben: Did it hurt when you fell- Stephanie: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Ben: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Stephanie: … Ben: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Stephanie: Ben, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Ben: Ooh, someone's in trouble... It's me. I don't know why I did that.
Ben: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Stephanie: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Ben: No, like, U R A Q T. Stephanie: Awwww!
Ben: This is a very powerful artefact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. Stephanie: That sounds like a dare to me. Ben: Oh my God.
Ben: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Stephanie: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
Brelise:
Bret: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Elise: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Bret: But you’re always acting stupid? Elise: … Elise: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Bret: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Elise: AS ENEMIES?! Bret:
Cop: What are your names? Elise, whispering: Don't tell him, Bret. Cop, writing: Bret… Elise: Crap. Bret: Nice going, Elise. Cop: Bret: Uh oh.
Elise: Two wrongs don’t make a right. Bret: *sighs* That’s true… Bret: But two negatives make a positive!!!
Elise: My life is a mess. Bret: Elise relax, go get a beer. Elise: I don’t want a beer. Bret: Who said it was for you?
Bret: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Elise: Hi. Bret: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Bret: You look good in that hoodie. Elise: You know where else I'd look good? Bret, zero hesitation: My bed. Elise, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
__________
There we go!
Love these lol (Some of these actually lowkey fit perfectly characterwise... I put them in an order that chronologically kind of works in terms of plot/character development).
I think I'll tag some other writers to do this for some ships in their own works as well...
Gently tagging all these folks: @fayeiswriting, @kirsten-is-writing, @e-s-willswriting, @jay-avian, @clairelsonao3, @sarahlizziewrites, @mjparkerwriting, @silverslipstream, @winterandwords, @exquisitecrow, @elizaellwrites, @writingalterras, @thecreakywriter, @sam-glade, @mysticstarlightduck, @hollyannewrites, @ryns-ramblings, @autumnalwalker, @toribookworm22, @mousedetective, @blind-the-winds, @falesiacats, @j-1173, @gummybugg, @jessicawestonauthor, @saviournelwinter and @thelavenderwriter.
I know, it's a lot of people. But I'm curious to see some other versions of this!
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voluptuarian · 9 months ago
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Another day, another worst history/mythology post! It's been awhile.
Now, "x character/historical figure/ethnic group were secretly black!" content is so common that it almost doesn't register anymore, nor is this the first "Worst" entry to feature the idea, but this post was so Wild in its bizarre blanket statements while also mixing some genuine facts in?? that it caught my attention, and brought to mind this great quote from M. R. James
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To start, let's look at the plausible stuff.
First they mention some black or potentially black characters in Greek myth, such as Memnon and Andromeda. Both of them are identified with Ethiopia, so that's totally plausible. Cool, with you so far. Then they claim Heracles is black. I'm not used to seeing one-drop-policy applied by Europeans so that's... interesting. A man four generations removed from a single black ancestor would seem more aptly described as "mixed race," but ok, I'll go with it.
Then they bring up a potentially black Zeus in Sophocles' Inachos, which is a genuine debate. However, a single literary description of Zeus hardly seems to set the ethnicity of Heracles in stone, since the gods can look however they want, there are plenty of alternative appearances for Zeus in art/literature, and the genetic inheritance of the gods is, uh, creative at best? Sex with Zeus in swan form produces human-looking babies from eggs, sex with him in eagle form seems to do nothing much special at all, and Hephaestus thinking about Athena while he came made the resulting sperm-baby be born with snake legs. (Don't ask.)
We get into murkier waters with op's statement that Heracles and Apollo should be understood as black because of the sculptures from Veii. Basically according to op, a figure being represented with dark paint or in brown terracotta = the artists' intentions to represent them as "dark skinned" = "dark skinned" must mean black.
And now we get to the core argument of the post, namely, that ethnic Greeks are not white Europeans, but black. As such the Greek gods and heroes were of course, not light-skinned white people, but black. Because you are either Swedish, or Sub-Saharan African, apparently. Op identifies themself as black and distinctly ties their non-whiteness to their Greek identity.
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(This is from a point where they imply that Achilles was also black, and that readings of his hair or coloring as light, blonde, or red are incorrect-- his hair color was described to show he was *spins bottle* Angry. Ok.)
So, we've made it to "dark-colored figures in art means black people," "terracotta statuary means black people," and "modern and ancient Greeks are black people because op is. Or something."
Artistic and gender conventions in the ancient Mediterranean don't mean anything apparently. Nor does the presence of dozens of white or light-painted figures either, it would seem. Don't look at these art pieces, then.
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Terracotta, by the fact of its being brown, means anything sculpted with it is apparently depicting black people. (Brown people don't exist??) Also every piece of art that isn't colored, and left in its natural tones also dictates race. Every person represented in bronze or onyx or wood is automatically black. Every person represented in marble or ivory is now automatically white. I'm claiming porphyry for the native americans, so now the four tetrarchs were actually indigenous (#historiansdontwantyoutoknow) And if you were unlucky enough to be immortalized in contrasting color stones, god help you.
There also of course aren't a zillion examples of painted terracotta throughout Greece where the subject is portrayed with light skin.
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Idk if I'm supposed to just not see these statues? Or if because they were sculpted in terracotta, I'm just supposed to identify them as black somehow? Because if so I can only assume that the ancient Chinese were also black??
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Despite these works (these are the original colors of the famous terracotta warriors) being painted to represent lighter skin and East Asian features, they were terracotta underneath, so we all know they were actually Africans. I'm learning so much.
Well, we've figured out that the Chinese are black, and so are the Greeks--- Romans however, seem to be white?? Maybe??
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This whole statement is Interesting, but I'm just concerned with the highlighted bit here because
--the "dark skinned" terracotta statues of Apollo and Hercules op is fixated on aren't Greek. They're Etruscan. Veii was in the heart of Etruria.
So not only does the appearance of these statues have no meaning as far as what the Greeks thought about their own ethnicity one way or another, since this isn't Greek art, but if Romans are white, it would follow that the Etruscans are too? Making the whole presence of these statues in this argument completely null.
Of course like the vast majority of the world, the Etruscans did not consider terracotta an inviolable artistic medium which might not be blemished with the application of paint. They frequently painted their pottery and statuary.
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(Oh man, light skinned figure and darker skinned figure together! Pale woman and tanned man! Where have I seen these ideas before? Not in the temple of Apollo at Veii, certainly not!)
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The statue of Apollo at Veii has darker colored skin, while the statue of his mother (part of the same temple complex) sports a lighter complexion. This of course, definitely does not represent gender ideals or artistic conventions such as those we can clearly see going on in sarcophagus above. Apollo was black African/Greek and the color of the clay proves this. Is his mother also black then, also being made from terracotta? Or white because her skin is painted lighter? These are Etruscan italian works, so they're white, right? But no, no, we've established they're sculpted from terracotta, so that makes them actually black. So are Italians not white now??? Op help!!
To discuss Heracles again and touch more on those claims about Achilles, what is presented as the deciding factor of why these gods and heroes and the Greeks as a whole must be black?
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There you are. All those light-skinned Greek folks in Greek art couldn't possibly be white, or any other race but black, because white people can't survive in Greece without modern science.
We all know that black people are universally invulnerable to sun-stroke, and that pre-sunscreen white Europeans swooned away to nothing like sensitive victorian heroines at the mere touch of sunlight. The Romans, Etruscans, Italians in general, Spaniards, and Southern French, apparently, were ok because the heat of Greece specifically is more threatening to weak white flesh than the entire rest of the Mediterranean-- only poc can survive in the hellish wastes of the Aegean.
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(White person or vampire?? increasingly hard to tell).
So where does this put the numerous light-skinned figures in Greek art? Including light-skinned representations of op's supposed dark-skinned heroes? And Etruscan works that they claim are black Greeks? Well, now we're getting into a gray area that they don't provide us much context for, so I'm going to have to interpret for myself. This little tidbit might give a hint, though.
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This could definitely not mean she restored a manly, youthful look to him (fit, tan, no longer grizzle-haired). Of course, if Athena had to artificially darken him, would that make this the first case of blackface? Or is op implying Odysseus was trans-racial? Does that make Odysseus the only white Greek? Or was he not actually Greek till Athena apparently transformed him into a black man? Does op want me to believe the entirety of Greece, despite different skin tones and origins, have been magically altered into black people through Athena's divine intervention?? Fascinated to know.
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aaf-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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themis-moved · 2 years ago
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A post about what I’ve been doing, and how I’ve been doing:
I got a job around July of last year. It’s right around the block from where I live, so I have essentially no difficulty showing up for my shifts. On top of that, the people I work with are all completely delightful and constantly show me that they care about me and my well-being, co-workers and managers alike.
To drive home the fact: my birthday passed in February. I requested my birthday off, and I got it, but when I came back to work for my next shift, my executive chef had literally bought a cake for me. After I got off my break and returned to the line, there was the Minions birthday song playing on the speakers. ( 😭 ) But my chef was standing at my station with the cake and candles in it for me.
My assistant general manager had also put a candle in a Hostess cupcake and brought it to me mid-rush as a gift:
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I had a party on my birthday - which only about 4 or 5 of my friends were able to attend, but I’m grateful they did - and one of my coworkers gave me his two favorite books, Into the Magic Shop and The Obstacle is the Way. I finished ITMS recently and it was so outstanding it made me cry on numerous occasions. I have yet to start TOITW. I see why ITMS is one of his favorites, and I look forward to reading TOITW. I overwhelmingly recommend reading Into the Magic Shop (author James R. Doty, MD).
Do you remember Avery? and Mokushi? The story that Avery was originally part of has been slightly overhauled, and the previous owner of Mokushi transferred ownership of her to me. I’ve expanded the rest of the “TARDUS Crew” with 3 new characters - Renatas Monte, Emil Oberto, and Hường Hoa. I’ve started working on a few little pieces of writing for the TARDUS story itself, which can be found on the site, but I also expanded into Fallout 4 AU territory with “To Change and Not to Change” (subtitle What Grief Does to People, for the ridiculous acronym TCANTCWGDTP) which I have gotten heavily invested in. The stories of Mokushi, Emil, and Danse are outlined, and I have yet to write out Avery’s story. Hường also comes into play in Mokushi’s story, and I have plans to write out Mokushi and Hường’s initial meeting.
(Footnote for TARDUS/TCANTC: There’s an ‘incorrect quotes’ page on the TARDUS site. Very fun to read, and offers a quick depiction of the relationships between the characters/how they tend to interact with each other. “K” stands for me, Kepler, because I’m funny.)
All in all, only outlines taken into account, I have written ~7,500 words for TCANTC. I have also drawn a comic titled “Medical Attention” for one of the events in TCANTC, as well as a 3-chapter, ~8k word fic following TCANTC’s version of the Blind Betrayal quest from Fallout 4. It is available to read on my website, and also hosted on Archive of Our Own. (Don’t @ me, it’s still one of the best-constructed and high-traffic writing sites on the internet.) I’ve also commissioned Moth to build a site for me, which looks amazing - it can be found at a sub-link of his Neocities, here.
I’ve stayed close with a few of my friends from Tumblr, like Moth and Apollo. A few others have hovered around though I haven’t stayed in extensive close contact with them, like Hero, Isadora, and Jay. I’ve also made a variety of new friends, such as Capt, Xeno, Clymene, Shiny, and Hacksick. I’ve been spending a lot of time talking to - and doing writing sprints with - some slightly older, more experienced writers, who I will not name to maintain their anonymity. They don’t face publicly on the internet, and I expect they would appreciate me upholding that. I’ve also been making friends with my neighbors and the people in my community - who I also will not name, for my safety and their privacy. If I didn’t name-drop you directly, and you expected to be here - sorry! There’s a whole lot of people that come in and out, or who pop up for a conversation or two every once in a while, and I appreciate you just the same. ❤️
I also broke up with and cut off my ex-girlfriend who I mentioned at times in the past. She still lives near me, which I loathe, but I don’t cross paths with her very often, which I am grateful for. In her stead, I have been talking to and connecting with a variety of other trans people in my area. All around, it’s been good to fill my life with close friends and real people. I feel much more present, less isolated, much happier, and more fulfilled for it.
I have also been stepping up to do more volunteer work for the less fortunate people in my city and the surrounding area. There is a mission that I’ve started to work with weekly to distribute food to the homeless, and I personally take leftover food from work (that would normally get thrown away at the end of the day) to redistribute to the homeless people directly in my neighborhood.
The weather around here has also been steadily improving - less snow and more sunshine - and I look forward to when the days start getting warmer so I can return to rollerblading regularly. With my job being so close to my home (just about a mile), I greatly enjoy rollerblading to work when the weather permits. When the weather is too cold but the streets aren’t snowed over, I usually like to take an electric scooter. If there is snow outside, I tend to get a Lyft to work.
I also decided to make the bad wonderful decision to install Final Fantasy XIV, and I’ve sunk 80+ hours into it already. I’m completely taken with the story of it - though I haven’t even finished the storyline of A Realm Reborn (the ‘base game’) - and I greatly enjoy the photo mode that it offers. If anyone else plays FFXIV, I’m Syn Kepler on the Siren world on the Aether datacenter. I plan on making at least one more character, on a different datacenter, sometime in the future. It’s been a lot of fun.
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I’ve especially fallen in love with Thancred Waters and Cid Garlond. My main character, Syn, is a male Au Ra with the height scale set to maximum, and everyone looks tiny compared to him. I love it. (Thancred is in the first picture, Cid in the second.)
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All around, life has been good. Things have gotten weird at times, and pretty awful at others, but I find that they impact me much less nowadays. Even when I think about bad things, when I remember negative memories, when things go awry, the negative emotions I feel about them are an under-current compared to the joy of living my day to day life. I wake up in the mornings happy to start a new day, to talk to my friends, to see my co-workers, to work on the things that I love. The positives of my life, after 20+ years, finally outweigh the negatives. It makes me grateful that I survived the dozens of suicide attempts throughout my life, that I’ve finally made it to that ever-preached day that “it gets better.”
It really does get better. You might - if not most likely, will - suffer. Life will be shitty, sometimes. You’ll lose friends so close to you it makes you want to die, but after the fact, you will earn new friends that you find just as much joy with. Different changes in life will make different people happy - what made me happy was freedom, to move out of the South, to live on my own, to be able to cut and color my hair and dress all the ways that I want to. To live in a place that I do not constantly fear for my safety as a transgender, gender-non-conforming, nonbinary person. To work with people who accept me at face value and don’t harass me for being transgender, who don’t say transphobic things to my face and behind my back. To work in the kitchen, and not in the dining, to not deal with customers - who have often also been the perpetrators of harassment in the past.
I’ve updated my blog themes to contain the lyrics to Sunshine by Atmosphere (YouTube, Spotify) because it wonderfully reflects the joy I finally have in life.
In the words of Slug (the MC of Atmosphere), whom I love so dearly:
Every day that gets to pass is a success.
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A list of albums I’ve found and loved (Spotify links only):
Fight With Tools - FLOBOTS Cardboard Castles - Watsky When Life Gives You Lemons - Atmosphere God Loves Ugly - Atmosphere Knew School - Knowmads Prohibition Swing - Lyre Le Temps Power in Numbers - Jurassic 5 This Is How We Get Better - The Narcissist Cookbook
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radicheart-a · 1 year ago
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Incorrect Quotes Generator
Cal: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Rhedd: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Cal: No, like, U R A Q T. Rhedd: Awwww!
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Cal: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Rhedd: You always act stupid. Rhedd: Rhedd: Wait…
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Cal: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Rhedd: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Cal: Holy moly-
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moonstruvk · 2 years ago
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creatures united incorrect quotes/as things my friends n i have said pt five
warning(s) - crude language, explicit themes, general teenage shit
indigo: he's so hot and he makes me so happy
etie: as long as you're happy
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simon: they're the itch we tried so hard to scratch until we stabbed it due to it being overly irritated.
joseph: si please don't stab yourself to get rid of an itch
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bex: ARE YOU GOING TO LET THAT CLOWN KILL MOMMY??
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seph: why is he an english woman from the 1800s
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simon: he's quirky
joseph: and horny
gray: AND flexible
carter: the whole package man
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indigo: i got a death threat on an x reader i wrote
simon: oh!
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etie: i'm a ginger now, what r u gonna do about it
bex: are you the ginger that followed simon
joseph: no, that was me
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helen: ur so good at listening
gray: thanks it's from trauma
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indigo: he's OUR babygirl actually
etie: we share babygirl
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seph: i'm too committed to the bit.
seph: all i've drunk within the past two days is vitamin water.
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carter: smash
simon: valid. slutty man waist era ig
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joseph: what's ur home address
helen: EXCUSE ME
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seph: OH RYOO RIGHT
seph: SATAN
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bex: pew pee mothafucka
cameron: pew pee
bex: .. i said what i said
joseph: i'm sure you mean it bex
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indigo: the soup bases r pussy poppin
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carter: u kehds okeyyyhhhhh?
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indigo: crying myself to sleep, simon told me i looked like valentine from monster high
helen: as he should
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