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A/N: There is an obvious pattern cause I used a generator lmao anyway
C/W: uh swearing? i think thats it for once
Ghost: Favourite horror movie?
Soap: It
Price: Saw
Gaz: Annabelle
R/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Price: You're a loose cannon, Ghost.
Ghost: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Soap: I think you play by your own rules.
Gaz: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Price: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Ghost: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. R/n is a loose cannon.
R/n: *smashes a chair*
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Price: Good morning.
Ghost: Good morning.
Soap: Good morning.
Gaz: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
R/n: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Price: Where's Ghost, Soap, and Gaz?
R/n: They're playing hide and seek.
Price: Where?
R/n: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Price: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Ghost: Several traffic violations.
Soap: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Gaz: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
R/n: Also, that’s not our car.
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Price: Nothing in life is free.
Ghost: Love is free!
Soap: Adventure is free.
Gaz: Knowledge is free.
R/n: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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R/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Ghost: ... Your what?
R/n: My friends.
Price: Are they saying “friends”?
Gaz: I think they're being sarcastic.
Soap: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, R/n! All of your friends are in this room.
R/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Price: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Gaz: Rude.
Soap: That’s fair.
Ghost: Not again.
R/n: Are you going to want this back? Or can I keep it?
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R/n: Is having a penis fun?
Ghost: It has its ups and downs.
Soap: Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Gaz: It’s a pain in the ass.
R/n: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Gaz: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Price: To the city?
Gaz: Yeah, no matter what!
R/n: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Gaz: I... I don't know!
Ghost: Oh come off it, be serious!
Gaz: I am serious!
Ghost: You're insane!
Soap: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Price: What???
Soap: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
R/n: no no maybe Soap is onto something..
Ghost, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Price: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what R/n will and will not eat.
Ghost: Grass? Yes!
Price: Moss? Yes!!
Ghost: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Price: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ghost: Worms? Sometimes!
Price: Rocks? Usually not.
Ghost: Twigs? Usually!
Price: Soap's cooking? Inconclusive!
Gaz: How did you… test this?
Price: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Gaz: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Soap: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Price: Are we really going to let R/n keep the cat?
Gaz: Hey we kept R/n.
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Price: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Ghost: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Price: Three of us saw it, Ghost. How do you explain that?
Ghost: *points at Soap* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gaz* Paranoia. *points at R/n* Delusional personality disorder.
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Price, trying to convince R/n to join the task force: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone alongside us who's really... smart!
Gaz: And loud!
Soap: And grumpy!
Ghost: And oblivious to reality
R/n:
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Price: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Gaz: Tubular AF!
Soap: Mood to the max!
Ghost, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
R/n, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
Price: Tf
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Price: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Ghost: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years
Soap: Oh wow, my innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Gaz: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
R/n: My entire childhood and happiness, is that you?
Price:
Price: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Price: What does 'take out' mean?
Soap: Food
Gaz: Dating
Ghost: Murder.
R/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A LIL BITCH.
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Price: Anyone d-
Ghost: Depressed?
Gaz: Drained?
Soap: Dumb?
R/n: Done with life?
Price: -done with their work... need to get Laswell to get you all therapy …
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Price: So uhhh... question: my ‘friend’ keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Gaz: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Soap: In your pantry!
Price: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Ghost: Is your friend here?
Price, motioning to R/n: Yeah.
Gaz, to R/n: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Soap: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Soap: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AFTER THAT MISSION?!
Soap: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Soap, to Gaz and R/n: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Gaz: YAAAAAAAAY!
R/n: THE PRESTIGE!
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Price: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Gaz: 'Prettiest Smile'
Soap: 'Nicest Personality'
Ghost: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
R/n: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Price: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Soap: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
R/n: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Gaz: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Soap: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
R/n: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Gaz: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Ghost, annoyed: You are disappointments
Price to Ghost: You agreed to join the team.
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Soap: I’m an idiot.
Ghost:
Price:
Gaz:
R/n:
Soap:
R/n: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
This stupid long omg, uh anyway I used a incorrect quote generator cause I'm lazy but edited most of them so the make some more sense :>
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Y/N, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often? Simon: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along? Y/N: Play along! Simon: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married
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Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros
Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason
Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...
Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse
Gaz: can they even make it?
Ale: they will
Rudy: they have to
*Soap comes running into the room*
Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!
-On tv-
News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?
R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish
-everyone looks at Rudy-
Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*
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My mom: So, who are you texting?
Me, who spends unhealthy amount of time on Character.Ai : No one....
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Y/n : I wish there's someone who appreciates my love language
Soap : what's wrong with it?
Y/n : they say it's too aggressive.
Soap : what?
Y/n : what?
Ghost, who was being hugged to death by y/n : i-i agree
P.s repost and comments are appreciated
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Me when I put the of very important shit I have to do aside just so I can read x reader fics cuz I remember I can:
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I did a thing
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Fics: "You were the smallest thing the Task Force 141 had ever seen. You fit in the palm of Simon's hand with your tiny, itty bitty frame. Soap carried you in his pocket."
my 6'1 ass:
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Y/N: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Gaz: I think you mean cards. *Y/N, pulling knives out of their sleeves* Y/N: No, I do not.
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Ghost, to Gaz, drunk out of his mind: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N Gaz: You're in love with Y/N? Ghost: Oops, sorry, my bad Ghost, leaning over to Y/N: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N Y/N: You're in love with me? Ghost: Ghost: Where the fuck is Johnny when I'm talking to him?
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internal thoughts-141
its a normal day on base, which is why reader decided to air out some thoughts
Ghost: *reading*
R/N: I think I'm gonna start carrying around a gun
Gaz: what? why?
R/N: so that way if I ever get kidnapped I can use it to immediately shoot myself now the kidnappers are being charged with kidnapping and murder
Soap: *nods* that's smart
R/N: what are they gonna tell the jury? that I just took out my own gun and shot myself in the head???
R/N: like anyone's gonna believe that *chuckles*
Gaz: I'm never taking my lunch break with you guys anymore :(
Price: I really wish I could retire *sighs heavily*
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(the rare) Ghost's Empire of Icks
I'm gonna be honest, I think a lot about Ghost, but I don't put much to paper. I think that it's because maybe I write so much König that I don't have much time for the big Brit. I do like him, but ya know, time. And energy too. However, today I woke up and I chose British. I must be true to my heritage.
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So! Ghost is rather different from the others because I suspect that every spark of joy in this man's heart is naught but a wee ember. He's genuinely such a massive killjoy it's insane.
There is no doubt in my mind that Ghost is the hardest person in the 141 to get along with. Not because he's mean, he's just... Flat.
See, the problem with Ghost is that he makes jokes all the time, it's just nobody but the 141 team picks up on them.
Ghost has the driest black British humour known to mankind. It's insanely hard to tell when he's joking about having beaten a man to death for a cup of coffee or if he actually did it. The problem is that there's a very good chance he isn't joking, but who's gonna tell the you that he's not? It's funny to watch you try and figure it out yourself.
Struggle, bitch.
That's essentially the T141 motto when it comes to figuring out Ghost's character. Gotta learn to earn, baby.
But the thing is, a pattern starts to form.
Whenever something goes wrong, Ghost will make the flattest joke you've ever heard.
*Car breaks down* Ghost: "Whelp, looks like we're walkin' boys. Cheer up, it's only a ten mile hike. We'll be there soon enough."
That's how subtle his humour is. You might genuinely mistake it for optimism if you didn't know him better. It's hard to follow sometimes, his jokes can be a wee bit cerebral, but he's a funny guy in all honesty. Not bad company after all.
Ghost might be the hardest person to really get in the 141, but if you crack the code he's absolutely hilarious. He genuinely is! It's just usually the most sarcastic one-liner you've ever heard.
If it's not hard to get Ghost's jokes, it's easy to understand how he feels about good ol' Great Britain.
He's a bloody patriot.
Patriotic to a fault.
That's not to say he can't take a joke, of course not. Hell, he's cracking them half the time. He is totally fine with laughing off how shitty his country is
But if you genuinely mean it? If you genuinely think Britain suck? Oh he has words. Maybe not out loud, but he's judging you hardcore.
You don't like the rain? Tough. Rain's what makes the Englishman a hardened man.
You don't like all their slang? Get used to it. If he can learn American slang to get your movies and use South African to go undercover, you can learn his. He's pretty petty about this too.
If you think Britain has a lot to answer for? He does agree, he's not going to advocate for colonialism and genocide, but also 'the past is the past so there's not much use dredging it back up'. He's a bit of a prick about this actually. I could have a lot to say to him, but he's too patriotic to really accept any faults.
He's also just really obnoxious about anything British. If it was invented by a Brit? He'll be sure to bring it up (notably will not bring up the fact that the inventor was actually Welsh/Scottish/Northern Irish)
Tying in with his patriotism, Ghost is a bit... Stubborn. He's a bit of a stick in the mud, if you will. Bullheaded to a fault. He'll refuse to admit to something going wrong in his life in any way shape of form. Unfortunately, this mostly shows up when his hearing bothers him.
"Once went to a concert in Stonehenge. Crackin' good concert, but I got a ringin' in my ears for weeks afterwards. Still got it, if I'm gonna be honest."
"Wasn't that when you enlisted in the military? You know, started doing firearms training?"
"Well yeah. Why?"
It will take ages to get Simon's attention. Not because he's not interested, but because he just can't hear too well. When it's quiet he can filter noise easily enough, but if you're trying to get his attention in a club it's next to impossible.
When he's in loud situations, he's learned to rely a fair bit on lip reading. He'll never admit it, of course. He can hear just fine, you know.
He is too stubborn to take a hearing test. You'll just have to suffer with yelling at him when he's just in the next room or having to go hunt him down in the house whenever you need to get his attention.
Speaking of, finding Ghost is a whole issue in and of itself. He's a big man, about 6'5 (maybe a bit under but nobody would dare question him), and pretty broad. However, when he's moving about, he's entirely silent.
The problem with this is that Ghost likes to walk around quite a bit. If you leave to go do some shopping and ask him to wait outside the changing rooms, he'll bugger off and do his own thing.
You can't call his name, but you can try his phone. You just have to hope he has it on him. Or that it's charged, he's horrible for keeping it uncharged.
He's a bit of a menace with his sneaking off. Usually it's fine, but sometime you need him right now and he's off in the ether doing whatever
You'll get a phone call from the bank that he needs to take immediately and you'll spend the next fifteen minutes scurrying around the house trying to find him. You can't call his name, you just have to hope you find him as the person on the other end of the line steadily grows more irate with each passing minute.
It's a genuine nightmare scenario that you have to go through on a monthly basis
Once you find him, he's under his car in the garage fixing something and he's completely oblivious as to why you're so upset.
"If you needed me so badly, why didn't you just yell my name?"
You're going to kill him in his sleep one day.
Anyways, those are just some of my thoughts. I think he's a big gross man but I love him. He's just so grumpy all the time that it's fun. Grumpy, sarcastic, bitter. The perfect man.
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IMPORTANT !! 🍉 cod actors who support israel reblogs are appreciated, spread the word
looks like price nd soap r the only real ones left … oh well time 2 pirate games im not letting them hav my money !!
BIG BIG BIG heads up !! (from @/dumbsadlesbian in comments )
This is a flawed post. Knowing someone’s stance from one or two likes on a post is so misleading. When did they like it? Have they learned since? For example, Elliot Knight posted saying he’s learned since and was misguided in the chaos of the early events. His sister, whom he is incredibly close to, posts nearly every day in support of Palestine. There is no way she didn’t whoop sense into his ass. On top of that, liking certain posts can be doomscrolling, saving them for later, etc. There are actors on here that one hundred percent need to lose everyone’s support. But going “this person who I know nothing about and is relatively private is a Zionist. Evidence: (liked one post on Twitter five months ago)” seems a little extreme. I am whole heartedly pro Palestine. But this shit just makes it impossible to sway others onto our side.
+i also have heard that samuel roukin (ghost va) has spoken on Palestine and is pro-Palestinian .
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THEYRE COMPLETE AHAHAHA
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